tinightmares

[tinightmares]

I think one of Santa’s elves has escaped the factory.

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[tinightmares]

TBH Curtis…The Hills Have Eyes scenario is much more frightening than Frankendead back there. Just some food for thought.

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[tinightmares]

Not sure why Griff here even needs Tinder. I heard it’s pretty easy for ninjas to pick up women once they’re lifeless.

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[tinightmares]

Winnie the Pooh and the Devil, huh? That’s funny. I’m getting more of a crossbreed between Huckleberry Hound and Killer vibe.

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[tinightmares]

Russell gets 110 points for self-confidence.

He’s over here ready for dental implants and is still attempting to seduce us with a sexy smile. I can’t decide which is more irresistible, the multifaceted coloring of that fangage or the cattywampus way they grip his tongue.

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[tinightmares]

I have a sneaking suspicion that James was one of those kids snorting pixy stix in middle school.

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[tinightmares]

Anyone else think Lee’s last name is Farva?

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[tinightmares]

John Banjovi…the inbred, hillbilly version of Bon Jovi that no one wants to hear….or see. 🫣

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[tinightmares]

This guy seems to think that it’s not enough to rape users eyes with a color vomit ensemble so bright it could make Stevie Wonder blink. No. He takes it a step further and tops the abuse to our eyes off with handlebars that only make you wonder, “Does he wear those for his boyfriend?” The madness only continues with transitional lenses that would make my grandparents jealous and some trailer park chin pubes that even Bigfoot would be ashamed of. It all just leaves so many questions unanswered…

How many matches does Andy actually get? Do Andy’s dates like to blind innocent bystanders too? Does Andy own a mirror? Does he use it?

Whatever it is this Tinightmare NEEDS a makeover.

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[tinightmares]

First thought when coming across Mike here was “pedophile”. Even Hollywood agrees because he’s a doppelgänger for Stanley Tucci’s character, George Harvey, in the Lovely Bones movie. Maybe it’s a coincidence, but I don’t think so.

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[tinightmares]

I literally just thought I found Smeagol on Tinder. I couldn’t believe my eyes, until I realized this was an actual human being, then I wanted to gouge them out with a spoon. I mean, what’s up with that hair?!? Does he sweat butter? Really though, this guy could give Freddy Krueger nightmares. Is there such a thing as a blackout filter? Because that’s the only one that’s going to fix Seph’s selfie.

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[tinightmares]

I almost skipped Jerry here….but then I saw the phone…😳😳😳😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣I can’t breathe!

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[tinightmares]

OMG! What do you even say?! 😳I got absolutely nothing…

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[tinightmares]

Idk, but I have it on good authority that Val did not wake up like this…no one does. It takes serious talent and a lot of long hours to look as trashy as you do Val. Sry not sry.

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[tinightmares]

Rob looks like he was dropping a deuce in a bathroom with no lock and the doorknob started turning. But why Rob?!

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[tinightmares]

GDub doesn’t get his “dick in the dirt”…he takes it to a whole new level and puts his “schlong in the snow”. I’ve got $100 that says that GDub no longer even has a “schlong” to speak of…either that or it’s concave…his balls are probably sucked so far up into his throat that, even if he pulls his face out of Jack Frost’s jizz, he still won’t be able to breathe.

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[tinightmares]

You better watch out,

You’ll definitely cry,

Run don’t pout,

I’m telling you why,

Santa Pat is coming to town…

and your chimney isn’t the only thing he’s trying to slide down.

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