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cherrysthemistress · 6 months

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What are you thinking about? 💭

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tis-i-german-potato · 4 months

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I need everyone to know that the german word for mullet (the hairstyle) isn't a word at all.

It's the equivalent of calling the mullet "Froshbalo" in english.

Why? Because Vokuhila (the German 'word') is simply "Vorne kurz hinten lang" (Front short back long)

I need everyone to know that.

And I will now start calling a mullet a Froshbalo because honestly that word is banging.

#german stuff #language #english #mullet #vokuhila #ceela rambles #yes i needed to type this immediately after I realized it #i don't even remember how i got here #but here i am

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h0tdyke · 2 years

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mullets and make out - lesbian romance

#wlw #lesbian #photography #mullet

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one-time-i-dreamt · 7 months

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If Nick passes through to the second round of the USA Mullet Championship, I think we should all collectively vote for him because

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#not a dream #mullet #nick bruins #usa mullet championship #every milf's dream #lol

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sillyrabbit81 · 3 months

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Argylle (2024) | Dir: Matthew Vaughn

#henry cavill #argylle #henrycavilledit #henrycavillgifs #hcavilledit #cavilledit #sillyrabbit81 gifs #rabbitsgifs henry #mullet

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aejiee · 3 months

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omg for marauders reqs!!

could you do remus w a mullet 🫶 it’s my new fav hc of his looks

I am on the pretty boy lupin agenda 🙏

#remus lupin fanart #remus lupin #the marauders fanart #the marauders #marauders era #marauders era fanart #marauders #marauders fanart #remus lupin art #mullet #artist on tumblr #harry potter fandom #marauders fandom #headcanon #drawing requests #aejiees very good art

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journen · 2 years

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Cant wait for his Tales of the Jedi ep!! This design >> 😳

#more of these to come probably #obi wan kenobi #star wars #my art #art #fan art #tales of the jedi #obi wan #obi wan kenobi art #sw obi wan kenobi #sw obi wan #mullet #the clone wars #tcw #sw tcw #totj

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cherryshairy · 6 months

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you can use my thighs if you need somewhere to rest your sleepy head!

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theactioneer · 5 months

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Hard Target (John Woo, 1993)

#jean claude van damme #jcvd #mullet #john woo #hard target #jump kick #cigar #90s #action movie #gif

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octuscle · 26 days

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the guy with the cap is amaaaaaaaaaaazing! is it possible to transform into him???? I am a broker and I need a hot body to spend some holidays with parties, surfing, chicks and no brain! I give you some nice advice to make money in exchange for an unbelievable adventure

It's basically all a question of money. And since you are using the premium version of Chronivac: Enjoy your vacation!

In the elevator down, your gaze falls into the mirror. Yes, you've gotten a bit plump around the hips… But your expensive suits actually conceal that quite well… At least you radiate power and authority.

Dexter, who's driving you today, asks if you've been doing more sport lately. You look much fresher and fitter than usual when he takes you to the airport. You reply that you haven't actually changed anything. But you are now looking forward to a long weekend in the sun. Dexter thinks he's jealous. And asks if you have any special plans. Plans? Not really. Sun, beach, a good book, that's actually all you want from the weekend.

Fuck, something didn't work with your Netjet card. You have to fly a line. Wait a minute! Netjet? Surely a destination of yours… But a destination a long way off. When you drop off your suitcase, you flirt with the ground staff. The upgrade works as usual, of course. It's not a disadvantage to be an All-American jock. The lady asks if you really only want to check in this one sports bag. Yes, hopefully you won't need more than a few shorts and tank tops. And lots of condoms. Hehehe!

Should you have had your hair cut again? When it's warm, long hair can sometimes be a nuisance. But the way the stewards flirt with you, you seem to have done everything right. You thankfully decline the offer of a champagne. Beer will be drunk this weekend. Lots of beer. And you start now. Party!

Aruba, Oranjestad. At last There's more Testostereon at the baggage carousel than at your gym during rush hour. Shit, you don't even know where to look first. Well… Actually, you just have to wait and see. Most guys are already actively trying to make eye contact with you. You'd be more relaxed if your sports bag was already here. Who knows if there are enough condoms here on the island? Aruba is an island? You don't know. You'll have to pray in case of the condoms. Your bag is still in Boston. Thank you very much!

Shit, you got a few condoms. The tank top is in the hotel room, after all, it's the only piece of clothing you have for the next few days apart from your shorts. Who cares? The question of where to get the next beer is much more important. And whose belly button you can drink it from. Damn, you are so incredibly horny!