“You’re so great, Marceline, someone else would definitely find you and take care of you. Maybe even someone rich! You’d be living in a castle with food, and medicine and trained squirrels to tend to your every need.”
Just got served up this ad by the renowned Tumblr dot com algorithm:
Ignoring the fact that this is clearly a pig's foot and not a "grilled sea bass simulation," every word of that caption is more alarming than the last. "no harm to body"???? "By Walmart.com"????!!!?
Me when I expect cartoon violence and relatively harmless hijinks out of the media I'm invested in but instead I get hit with sudden twists that open up incredible lore and plot and fundamentally change the established dynamic