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no-face-no-shame · 17 hours
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Locking in seconds before doing the most insane thing possible
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shrimpin-aint-easy · 1 year
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i found the perfect display for my 100,000+ year old shrimp fossil
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snowflake-owl · 6 months
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“You’re so great, Marceline, someone else would definitely find you and take care of you. Maybe even someone rich! You’d be living in a castle with food, and medicine and trained squirrels to tend to your every need.”
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"As for me... uh..."
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I’m not okay.
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loveisinthebat · 3 months
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Absolutely Skrungled
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yayponies · 1 year
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ray toro’s guacamole so good mcr said damn! i think we could maybe give this band thing another go
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slipstreamborne · 6 days
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Just got served up this ad by the renowned Tumblr dot com algorithm:
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Ignoring the fact that this is clearly a pig's foot and not a "grilled sea bass simulation," every word of that caption is more alarming than the last. "no harm to body"???? "By Walmart.com"????!!!?
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werewolfenthusiast · 5 months
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hozier not getting a single grammy nomination is fucked what the hell
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the-arteest · 1 year
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JOHN CENA VOICED BARON DRAXUM IN RISE??? WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME???? TF??
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sansnomp4 · 1 year
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For my school, I had to create a comic with a specific dialogue.
I did this.
Idk why.
The original dialogues are in French but I tried to translated as best I can.
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rosiethedragongeek · 5 months
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i can't imagine a world without you in it either
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radioactive-cloud · 5 months
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i'm definitely feeling some type of feelings
source: x
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eidolons-stuff · 3 months
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Yoko: "Xavier, what is going on?"
Xavier: "Let's just say, I've handled mine & Ajax's girl problems"
Yoko: "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE XAVIER??"
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katrinaraut · 10 months
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Why the fuck is he so damn handsome???
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dabidagoose · 1 year
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Me when I expect cartoon violence and relatively harmless hijinks out of the media I'm invested in but instead I get hit with sudden twists that open up incredible lore and plot and fundamentally change the established dynamic
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basilbots · 4 months
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Lord Eclipse: We are literally intertwined and cannot exist without the other ("affectionate")
Servant Sun: We are literally intertwined and cannot exist without the other (derogatory)
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braisedhoney · 1 year
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OKAY WAIT I GOT ONE MORE
sooo… popsicle stick masks amirite?
@sansofficial​ @gasterofficial​ @officialpapyrus​ (tagged w/ permission!)
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