I’ve been staring at the edge of the water Long as I can remember
Never really knowing why
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animals that do not live up to their names
horseshoe crab (not a horseshoe; not a crab)
peacock (has no cock)
sand dollar (not made of sand, actually costs 13 dollars)
butterfly (does not contain butter)
jellyfish (not a fish)
cuttlefish (see above)
vampire squid (not a vampire)
bearded dragon (beardless)
bald eagle (is not bald)
sunfish (will not kill you within minutes due to intense heat if you approach it)
ping pong tree sponge (cannot play ping pong)
praying mantis (atheist)
animals that live up to their names
fly
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Coyotes and badgers when it’s proven that they’re more efficient at catching prey as a team than when hunting alone
(Source)
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Everyone make sure to set out milk and cookies for Darwin Clause this Evolutionmas or he won't put presents under the phylogenetic tree!
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