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great-and-small · 8 months
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Sorry I’m late to the meme but here’s my offering
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cringecorp · 12 days
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I’ve been staring at the edge of the water Long as I can remember Never really knowing why
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the-ghost-bird · 1 year
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todayontumblr · 4 months
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Friday, December 8.
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Sometimes, precious little need be said. Today is just one of those times. Because today, we celebrate the tardigrade: dinkiest water bear of the oceans, the mountains, and deepest darkest space.
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whoisandyloam · 3 months
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seven-oh-four · 2 years
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there's an untapped green supply i'm tellin ya
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dasloddl · 4 months
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bethanythebogwitch · 18 days
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Tetrapods: We evolved proper limbs which let us do just about anything we want.
Fish: you fucked up a perfectly good fin is what you did! Look at it, it has arthritis!
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erinsintra · 6 months
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animals that do not live up to their names
horseshoe crab (not a horseshoe; not a crab)
peacock (has no cock)
sand dollar (not made of sand, actually costs 13 dollars)
butterfly (does not contain butter)
jellyfish (not a fish)
cuttlefish (see above)
vampire squid (not a vampire)
bearded dragon (beardless)
bald eagle (is not bald)
sunfish (will not kill you within minutes due to intense heat if you approach it)
ping pong tree sponge (cannot play ping pong)
praying mantis (atheist)
animals that live up to their names
fly
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many-eyedseraphim · 9 months
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mossinformed · 10 months
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When people ask me how to get rid of the moss in their yard
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great-and-small · 7 months
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Haven’t seen enough species specific content in #mole interest so I am doing my part
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cringecorp · 5 months
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*beep beep* Yupp,as Suspected… “Lizartd.”
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the-ghost-bird · 7 months
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Oh yes, i'm normal, i'm just daydreaming about inhaling fungal spores and having it change me to the point where we become one and develop a symbiotic yet codependent relationship with each other.
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dark-raven-feathers · 4 months
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chemistry assignments: Take two gases and give me their volume and moles and temperature when combusted to produce this other gas
biology assignments: here’s a page full of shark pictures. Identify them
Physics assignments: remember that really long equation from two weeks ago? No? Too bad, I need you to use it now
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whoisandyloam · 3 months
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Biology rizz: I'm jealous of your heart because it's pounding inside of you and I am not.
Volcanologist rizz: damn girl are you volcanic ash and spatter? Because you’re intoxicating
Historical rizz: they’ll call me patron of the arts the way I’m paying for furry porn
Econ rizz: baby, I‘ve got the supplies, the question is, do you have the demand.
Environmental science rizz: I must be the climate crisis the way your ignoring me
Physics rizz: looks like you forgot to account for my gravitational pull
Philosophy rizz: I stopped checking for monsters under the bed when I realized society was the monster
Chemistry rizz: Call me Marie curie bc a hug without u would be life ending
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