this is so funny. hayato kaji, thank you for your service
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When i say I love masculinity, I mean lesbian masculinity. I mean butches. Butch lesbians are the epitome of what I adore. Butches are incredibly top tier. When I say I love masculinity, I mean butches
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We keep discussing fem!Sanji in the groupchat, courtesy of @professorsparklepants, and so I presented her with this concept:
Context: AU, possibly modern, where Sanji is technically still in contact with the Vinsmokes but moved out with mom when she divorced and then remarried to Zeff and only sees the paternal side of the family for like. Weddings and the occasional new year's eve
(This could, in theory, be a fem!Sanji AU. Could even be a Zoro/fem!Sanji. But it could also just be regular Sanji and Insert Random Crew member. I err on the side of Zoro or Nami, or both.)
But this is the conversation that needs to happen, with the 'reasonable' requester being Sanji:
(Tiktoks still can't be successfully embedded in tumblr posts but this is the source, and this is the tumblr post I originally saw it on.)
Obvious thought is Zoro because of the sword, but it could easily be Nami with the end bit.*
And as Prof herself responded:
Nami AND Zoro. Sanji has two hands and now no longer has to sit next to any family members.
The swag of showing up to your divorced father's house with your bisexual fake polycule.
Sanji, watching the music video for Rina Sawayama's This Hell: I could do that
Nami shows up with a slutty outfit and outrageous stories, Zoro shows up with weapons he has to check at the door and a ludicrously high alcohol tolerance.
They both have ludicrously high tolerances, but Zoro's the one that collects empty bottles at his seat to cause drama.
I think Nami has to hit on some of Sanji's brothers.
Zoro should also hit on some of Sanji's brothers.
Possibly their dad.
Just to fuck with them a bit more.
Nami takes turns sitting on Zoro and Sanji's laps and being all giggly, pretending to be just a little tipsier than she actually is, just to see the offense at being Improper, and also the Jealousy from everyone who Wants Her, but instead she's with The Disappointment and the guy that said disappointmend must have found under a bridge or in prison or something.
* Unfortunately, the rest are out for various reasons: Luffy and Brook and Franky can't be purposeful enough, Usopp and Chopper would have difficulty with being intimidated by the Vinsmokes, and Jinbei is not meant for this purpose. I Loev Robin but she's the wrong call for this one: not as Fabulous about it as Nami, not as rude as Zoro. A bit less "let me tell you about this time I stole a guy's dog" and a bit more "let me tell you about this dead body I found." She's more likely to scare people than piss them off, and in this scenario, Sanji wants them pissed off.
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“No te alteres pero estoy casi segura de que una pandilla viene siguiéndonos.” Se acerca a quien tiene a un lado, susurra para que nadie más escuche y evita en todo momento mirar hacia atrás. “¿Quieres enfrentarles o se te ocurre un plan más inteligente?” Agita lata de aerosol que tiene en mano pretendiendo disimular, si no fueran tantos se embarcaría ella sola en una pelea, pero ir por su cuenta sería una derrota asegurada.
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I don’t mean to be one of those “why ship THAT ship when THIS ship is RIGHT THERE” and I know it’s to each our own but
wHy ShIp ZoR/////oBiN wHeN fRo/////BiN iS rIgHt ThErE!!!!1111
I don’t dislike zor///obin but I hate the implications of it because I can imagine fanboys projecting onto zoro and also shipping lu///boa and san/////ami in the gross kind of “alpha male gets the beautiful woman on his arm” kind of way
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Not me makin a new zona moztly for twitter!!!!!!!!
Thiz iz Arbor, hez my trafficzona!! Hez a kind hearted ent that getz more batzhit the more livez he lozez. Feel free 2 azk abt him im more than hapy 2 talk abt him :]
[ plz reblog my art ]
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Life Through Lens: Zona Music Festival
Photos by: Johnny Corte
Words by: Alexia Hill
Music is an integral part of creating connections and breathing life into emotions we don’t always have the right words to express. Listening to music in your car, in headphones at the gym or on a walk is a personal experience.
Whether it be the bass beating all the way through your feet to your heart, singing all the songs you know so well or…
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⚠️ IMPORTANT AND SERIOUS MESSAGE ⚠️
Hi I don’t care if you don’t live in Mexico please reblog this I have not seen anyone talk about it on here only on tiktok but Mexico got hit with a huge and unexpected category five hurricane (without proper warning or preparation) in Acapulco (an area with around 1 million people) on October 25th and the government is not allowing media coverage. 27 people have died so far.
⚠️ UN MENSAJE MUY IMPORTANTE Y SERIO ⚠️ Repite este mensaje incluso si no vives en México
El 25 de octubre Acapulco (un zona que tiene un millión de personas) fue azotada por un huracán categoría 5 sin la debida advertencia del medios. El gobierno no permite que los medios cubran la historia. 27 personas han muerto hasta el momento.
You can inform yourself donate (puedes aprender donar aquí) here:
Hurricane Otis Recovery
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I don’t have access to my family who is in contact with people in Mexico but I can post this please reblog it
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