#you guys are the best goobers I could ever ask for

[autiezo]

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Who are you guys, I don't know. But thank you for supporting me!

#youtube #actually autistic #autistic spectrum #friends #friendship #new to tumblr #i really appreciate all of you #you guys are the best goobers I could ever ask for #bwahahaha #thank you #youtube milestone #100 subscribers #99 bottles of beer on the wall #99 bottles of beer

[red-panda-agere]

You guys had to have expected this at some point

Also, I would just like to note, that some of these are exclusive to certain plot lines, but since it’s Sonic, I’m kinda of blurring the lines of the plotlines ig??? Like, I’m making headcanons based on SA2 and Prime, so do with this what you will.

Regressor! Shadow

(!¡! Diaper/Pull-up mention !¡!)

He is an itty bitty baby, and regressed due to unbelievable amounts of trauma and just a lack of childhood. He deserves the absolute best.

Shadow is the fussiest little hedgy to ever grace the earth.

He has a collection of shark plushies and other assorted items/toys.

His headspace ranges from 3 all the way down to completely nonverbal. He’s not very good at pinpointing what age he feels because he has no concept of what childhood feels like.

Shadow really likes to wear baggy clothes when little, even though he doesn’t wear clothes normally. Big sweaters and sleeper onsies are ideal.

He doesn’t really understand the concept of diapers, but knows they’re for babies, so he enjoys wearing them just for comfort.

Shadow actually doesn’t understand most ‘little’ things and gets really upset about this fact. He will melt down over the fact that he doesn’t understand why children can’t just do things on their own, because relying on someone or asking for help is such a foreign concept to him.

Little Shadow didn’t know he wanted to be cared for or shown affection until it was really given to him. Rouge was the first to know about Shadow’s regression, and ever since, “Mimi” Rouge has shown him real (platonic) affection and now that the little one has had cuddles, he refuses to let them stop. He’s just a clingy little baby.

-Rouge is probably Shadow’s main caregiver. Sonic is more of an older sibling who regresses with him, but will take on a sort of caregiver role if he’s not regressed with him and Rouge isn’t there.

Instead of movies, sensory videos, or any sort of TV, little Shadow likes to watch livestreams/live video of sharks and fish at aquariums.

He’s a sassy and fussy little baby who has probably bitten before. Little Shadow does not really get along well with Little Sonic unless he’s feeling extra small, sleepy, or he just really doesn’t have it in him to fight with Sonic.

While being a fussy little goober, he’s actually one of the more calm little ones. As long as he has everything he could want (stuffies, snacks, movies, bottle, etc - just anything he needs in the moment to feel comfortable and fulfilled at the moment) without being asked to do anything, or even just being spoken to, he’s actually just a chill little guy.

-Though it can make no sense at times, there are times where, even when regressed, Shadow just needs some time alone. Whether he just needs the time to think or reflect or just to be little on his own, it’s okay to have alone time when you’re little too.

Rouge and Shadow have a made up language for safe words, just in case saying ‘no’ is too scary or saying anything at all in the moment is already daunting.

Shadow has a lot of trouble with any caregivers, not liking being told what to do in any sense. He doesn’t understand why he needs to be watched over or watched and parented when regressed, but after a small tumble that occurred in the living room after he was asked to pick up his toys, he started to understand a better.

“I don’t want to…” the regressed hedgy mumbled, crossing his arms and stopping his foot a bit. Rouge sighed softly. “Sweetie, if you can just put away your toys in the toy box by the time Mimi comes back, we can watch the shark videos tonight before bed, okay little guy?” Shadow continues pouting as Rouge walks into the kitchen to quickly clean the dishes. Not watching where he was walking, he went to go sit over on the couch, but stumbled over some of his blocks on the floor. Tears sprung to his eyes, even it hadn’t hurt all that bad, Shadow having been through far worse, it still frightened the regressed Shadow. Rouge heard the tumble and quickly rushed in, finding the misty eyed hedgehog breathing shakily as he carefully situated himself so he sat on his knees now. “Baby! Hey! Little guy, what happened?! I didn’t even fully step out of the room!” She pointed out. Shadow didn’t even turn to look at her, far too stubborn. With shaky hands, he started to move his blocks and other toys to the toy box like Mimi asked. Rouge looked worriedly over him, but smiled softly when he got all his toys put away. After which, he crawled over to Rouge, and softly cried to her shoulder. He was just an itty bitty baby… “Mimi…I feww down.” Shadow finally admitted. “I’m sor’y I didn’ c’ean up m’ toys.” He sniffled, shivering a bit as he sat in her lap.

He has a lot of nightmares, and gets very uncomfortable talking, about space. Being stuck in The Void in Sonic Prime and Space Colony ARK for a huge part of his life, it’s a very uncomfortable and isolating topic for him. Most people find space to awesome while he wants to curl up and hide away from it.

-Silver had only good intentions when he bought Shadow the glow in the dark stars for his room, not expecting a small Shadow freak out. It wasn’t a big panicky freak out, but he went nonverbal and closed himself off to everyone else in the room. Silver didn’t know, but would later gift the stars to Sonic instead, and got Shadow some new bath toys with some recommendations from Rouge.

Shadow gets flustered easily by little nicknames far too easily, and will the act like a ‘big boy’ but after a few minutes of little names, praise, and tons of kisses on his cheek, you’ll have a giggly little hedgy in no time.

Surprisingly, he has little to no shame with his little stuff. He’ll be having a normal conversation, and in the middle of someone talking, he’ll pull out his pacifier and pop it into his mouth and act like it’s the most normal thing ever. He doesn’t really understand that it’s not a normal thing for someone to want to do, but he also knows that any judgment will be kept to themselves, Shadow having the ability to easily kick just about anyone’s ass.

Bottles >>> Sippies

Rouge LOVES to spoil this little guy, and has dedicated most of her living room to be a safe play space for little Shadow. She has done everything she can to make it feel like a genuine play space for a child, not just a makeshift attempt for an adult who’s never experienced childhood. She wants to give Shadow a taste of a real childhood.

-He loves playing on the road carpet with his toy cars, especially when Sonic comes over. Silver likes playing with their plushies more when he comes over, the two having a closer headspace, while a Sonic is like the older cousin coming over to play.

(I’m so sorry my energy/motivation are DEPLETED right now. Trying to post stuff still, I swear.)

#agere #age regression #sfw #fandom agere #sfw babyre #agere community #sfw cglre #sfw interaction only #babyre #agere headcanons #sonic age regression #sonic agere #sonic the hedgehog #shadow agere #shadow the hedgehog #sfw age regression #sfw agere #sfw regression

[anothertransauthor]

heyy so nice to see a new author in the mtl tag ♡ ～('▽^人)

how good are the boys at dancing? from best to worst

would they agree to dance with their s/o? when and where?

(I'd love if you added charles too if that isn't too many people heh)

Hi I love asks like these!!! I’m happy to be in the mtl tag! I haven’t felt so compelled to write since undertale (that’s a LONG TIME!!!)

Oh guys you better hold onto your pants because I have a fucking tierlist for all the characters coming up!

Anyways onto the dancing!

If you’re looking for a nice night on the town, you better ask Pickles or Charles! Not only do they know the best spots in town (though drastically different for the both of them) they will absolutely show you off! Pickles I feel like would love to dance in general, it’s the liquid courage in his veins. Someone should have taken him to prom, this man can boogie down in a rusty club. He likes to go with the flow and if that’s the kind of night you’re looking for then have a few drinks with pickles!

However if you want a more put together date, then Charles is your man. Fancy rides, expensive dinners, futuristic clubs. He’s watching your every move as you dance, he could make your silhouette out in a crowd instantly. Watch him if he drinks with you, he will get silly. If you like secretly perverted dorks, then take Charles dancing. That man knows how to move.

Skwisgaar would take some major convincing. But when you finally convinced him to take you dancing you didn’t expect what him to be so sensual. Who are you kidding of course you did, but that didn’t stop the shivers from running down your spine anytime he touched you…his hands smoothly covering your hips just so he could hook his thumbs into your belt loops and pull you right where he wanted you… he looked at you like you were the only one on the dance floor, something unspoken behind his eyes—

What was I talking about again-? it would most likely be a while before you could convince him to go out like that again-

Those other goobers are not grooving! 👎👎👎👎

Nathan poor fella can’t carry a rhythm to save his life. The most he could do for you was a slow dance in his room, even then he’d be a little hesitant. Mushy love songs definitely were not brutal. But you liked them…he could pretend for a few minutes just to see you smile.

Toki the lad tries, but I imagine he looks like the freestyle dance teacher! ʰᵉˢ ᶜʳⁱᵉᵈ ᵐᵃⁿ ᵗⁱᵐᵉˢ ᶠᵒʳ ˢᵗᵉᵖᵖⁱⁿᵍ ᵒⁿ YOUR ˢʰᵒᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ/ᵒʳ ᵗᵒᵉˢ.

The two of you were just fine singing the songs to your hearts content instead!

Murderface straight up refuses. He knows he can’t dance and can’t stand to make a fool of himself around you. The most you’ve ever gotten was a head bop or a foot tap…if you were lucky BOTH!! It’s a shame he’s so stubborn, he’s definitely caught you in the act of dancing around when you thought you were alone, but you looked great when you did it!

#metalocalypse #nathan explosion #dethklok #x reader #charles offdensen #nathan explosion x reader #dethklok x reader #pickles the drummer #skwisgaar skwigelf #skwisgaar skwigelf x reader #william murderface #toki wartooth

[argisthebulwark]

hi! i'm writing a fic with brynjolf in it, and i'm having trouble getting a feel for his character. you seem to know a lot about the guy, so i was just wondering: what are the three most important things you think a depiction of brynjolf should have? what three things most encompass him? (i would also appreciate if you could point me in the direction of any other brynjolf connoisseurs who could be of help)

thanks for thinking of me!! i think i write him differently depending on if he's the main love interest of the story or not. when writing him as a main character i think the most important things about him (to me) are:

attachment issues due to losing important figures like Karliah and Gallus at a young age. i feel like this gives him more depth, a reason for the 'sorry lass' line and him pulling away after the quest's complete. grief is important to the way i write him, especially during the time when the LDB is presumed dead after snow veil sanctum. he looks for them even when he thinks they've died he still looks, desperate to find them.

a deep commitment to the thieves guild. in most depictions of him it is the only family Brynjolf has ever known and i think his dedication to the guild would know no bounds. he handles the guild when the various guild masters are away, he has been Mercer's second in command for who knows how many years, and he has more duties than anyone else in the guild (recruiting, job assignment, training, client relationships, etc)

a natural charisma that he knows how to wield. he knows that his smile and accent can charm people, distracting them long enough to empty their pockets. he's suave and knows how to disarm people with it. for me it's important to always remember that he is an especially gifted thief as well as a lovesick goober.

when writing him as a side character instead of a main love interest i don't feel the need to go too in depth about his emotional issues. i mostly use him as a support to whoever the main character is - Brynjolf loves his found family even if they annoy him, and he would want the best for them. i think he'd be especially supportive and willing to nudge someone in the right direction. i like to thicken his accent too because i absolutely adore it. the three terms that would encompass how i personally write him would be something like: dedication, emotional turmoil, and cunning.

good choice picking Brynjolf, a lot of people in the tesblr/skyrim writing communities have great characterizations of him. i'll link a couple posts that helped solidify his character in my mind but you could really ask anyone! we all love him and crafted a personality together that bethesda neglected <3 this post by @otvlanga absolute banger by @incorrectskyrimquotes like every incorrect quote @nerevar-quote-and-star has about him

#asks #anon #brynjolf #writing #skyrim

[glitched-dawn]

i swear to god fluff is the death of me ITS TOO CUTE ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS CANON IM GONNA FUCKING SOB

BRO

AKJGDHRGJHFKFGJHJHKGF

THIS IS SO GODDAMN TRTUE

And the fact that you're just sitting there goobing and goofing around, get a silly little thought, and all of a sudden you go AJGFJJJFGHHGJ THIS WOULD BE SOOOO CUTE WITH THESE GOOBERS AND THEN YOU WRITE IT AND AHGGFFJFHFHJHF

Good fella you are COMPLETELY correct in your opinion of fluff :>

So Imma put some in here below! :3 Of course Ambie-Ace cuz that's what I got most of!

(I hope this doesn't count as sad fluff 'cause I love it!)

Touch

‘There we go, mate! It wasn’t so hard, was it?’ He raised his hand holding mine, smiling at the almost unnoticeable size difference.

His hand was a little narrower than mine, but he had longer fingers, and his skin was much paler than my tanned, honey-colored skin.

But my hands were swollen here and there, both from fights and buildup from skin and all other kinds of things I’d had to go through. There were scabs, bruises and scars everywhere, covered in strips of both new medical tape and old sticky pieces I’d let sit for too long, but not nearly as much needed to cover every wound. They looked like a drunk’s first attempt at papier maché compared to Ambie’s, which were like an example from Michelangelo himself.

‘I’m not making you uncomfortable by holding your hand, I hope?’ Ambie asked, his voice quiet, but still warm. I hadn’t even realized our fingers were intertwined.

‘Not really, no’, I answered.

Truth was, I was just… I was so unbelievably grateful to have met him. I had never met anyone who even refrained from calling me slurs, only Zane didn’t do that, and that was because he was scared. I had never met anyone who didn’t treat me like shit, and I had never even high-fived anyone in what felt like a century.

I missed touch. The best I’d gotten were punches, the occasional second-lasting dap from Zane, and maybe a quick touch on my hand or cheek from Eleanor before she left for work. This was… different. Good.

‘It’s alright. At least there’s no one around’, Ambie smiled softly. I hadn’t even noticed the few tears forming in my eyes before they began to burn.

I bit my lip, closing my eyes for a second.

Crying wasn’t something I did. I sighed, took it on with sarcasm and bitterness… I didn’t cry. Not in front of others, and not in front of myself. And the few times I’d cried, those were the single worst times I’d ever experienced, as my pretty ugly crying only led to punishments, beatings and more pain than I could handle… and of course, that led to more crying.

Even though I’d met this guy a few hours ago, even though I wanted to trust him with all my heart… I didn’t know if I could trust him at all. I didn’t know if he was as safe as I thought he might be. I was still hesitant.

‘No, no, I’m okay’, I assured him, swallowing down the lump in my throat. ‘I just forgot how fresh some of the scars were. Those fuckers really hurt when you put fabric over them, don’t they?’ Ambie chuckled, letting go of my hand.

‘Yeah. What’s even worse than that is when they scab over as you have clothes over the wounds, and they get all infected and crusted into the fabric? It’s horrible.’

I agreed; that was one of the nastier things that happened on a regular basis in my life.

But I just nodded.

#hope you enjoy! #writeblr #writing #my writing #writers on tumblr #writers #wip #thoughts from the abyss #fluff #my novels #novel #novel writing #the madman's strive #ambie-ace

[kissingandroidsforfun]

“What”

You paused before turning to stare at the fox who turned to look at you. Her bright green eyes were wide as she gave you the most confused you had ever seen.

“Sooooo uh are you guys from an AU or something?” The fox asked, looking at your Wheatley before looking at you again.

“I don’t know…” you said before sighing and looking at the Wheatleys “Are you two done arguing?”

“I uh- I think so…” replied the fox’s Wheatley before smiling at her.

The fox nodded “So, should we introduce ourselves?” You and your Wheatley nodded. The fox spoke again “I’m FoxGirl87, or Fox. (Un)professional inter-dimensional being, goober collector, and character creator.”

Fox’s Wheatley began to speak but she quickly cut him off “And that over there is the best guy you’ll ever lay your eyes upon, my husband, Wheatley!” She said proudly, causing her Wheatley to blush and look away.

Fox turned to you “And you are?”

“I’m Benrey.” You said quickly, what Fox had said to introduce herself made everything more confusing than it already was. What you wanted now was to just to get out of there.

“I’m also Wheatley!” Your Wheatley cut in, almost like he was trying to interrupt you but was too late.

“That’s uh-“ Before her Wheatley could talk, Fox cut in “New names could work… eh, too confusing.”

“More confusing than both of us being named Wheatley?” Your Wheatley asked, tilting his head like a dog would.

“I mean, what if something serious happens? I just think it would mood” Fox said. Both you and your Wheatley scoffed causing her Wheatley to speak “Sorry… she’s just really into stuff like that…”

You shook your head “It’s fine, I get it.”

“Ahem!” Fox taped one of her “back” paws as she pointed down one of the hallways “Are we going or what?” You and her Wheatley nodded before following her down the hallway.

After a few minutes of walking, Fox lessened her pace to walk beside you “Are you with him?” She asked you, eyeing your Wheatley.

You turned to look at Fox with confusion but she only gave you a smug smile “What? No.” You said. Despite the fact that you tried to speak confidently, a tone of uncertainty still lingered.

Fox opened her mouth to speak but quickly shut it with a snap and put her paw to her chin. She shook her head and looked back at you “…He’s a good one, I’ll let you keep him.” She smiled softly at you.

“I- uh- thanks..?” You said, quickly looking away from Fox, only to find your eyes on your Wheatley… your Wheatley.

Your attention was broken by Fox quickly running up to her Wheatley and giving him a tight hug “Hey-! Luv, you can’t just scare me like that!”

“You know you like it!” Fox said as she began to walk next to him while holding his hand.

You turned back to your Wheatley who now had a hint of jealousy on his face.

THE BEST THING I'VE EVER WOKE UP TO !!!!!!!!

#OH JESUS JEALOUS WHEATLEY #YOU'VE GOT ME THROUGH THIS #This will be on my mind for the rest of the day #My Wheatley being jealous of your relationship with your Wheatley #this is something #I need more of this #I think this should actually made it into an AU #dt portal au

[constantly-confused-queer]

So the Ninja Turtles came about in the 70s when comic books were getting big. These two guys were just doodling and then one of them came up with this:

After a couple weeks of redesigns for fun, they ended up with 4 brother turtles who each had different weapons

Originally, since it was all in black and white, you could only tell the difference between the turtles with the weapons and how they spoke. Raph was usally more angry, Leo was the leader, Donnie was the smart guy, and Mikey was the goober.

They created the comics and it was definitely more of a darker tone. But they were a huge success.

The original comic was a one off story because they didn't think it was going to sell. But it definitely did, and so many stores and people were asking "what's next???"

So they made more. They created villans and a story and made more comics.

Then in the 80s, there was an idea for toys, and a TV series. This was when they decided to get rid of the tails and make the tone more kid friendly and also give them colored masks.

They kept making money and the turtles were such a hit that they decided to make a live action movie. This came out in the 90s.

There were two more movies that came out after that.

Since then, there have been more movies and tv shows and comics. The most popular has been the 2012 CGI show, that lasted for I think 5 seasons. In 2014 and 16 there were two live action CGI movies made

The 80s show and the 90s movies were the Gen X turtles

The '12 show and the '14 movies were Millennials and older gen Z turtles.

The 2012 show was amazing and also really problematic in different ways. It did really well and is a staple in the TMNT set of media. The 2014 movies were not appreciated as much when they first came out, but now that gen Z is on the Internet they are much more well loved.

In 2018, Nickelodeon released Rise of the Teenage mutant ninja turtles.

Now this show was much different from any other TMNT reboot for a multitude of reasons.

Up until this point, the turtles have been the same species. Primarily just box turtles all green. All the turtles were the same age as well. They also had pretty much the same outfit with the exception of the 2014 movies. The origin story has all been pretty similar too. Splinter was similar in each one as well.

But Rise changed all of that. They changed all of it with the intention that this would be something completely new for an brand new generation. This was the first tmnt show that I really watched and got into as well.

In Rise, all the turtles were different species and ages. Raph (17) Alligator Snapping, Donnie (15) Soft Shell, Leo (15) Red Eared Slider, Mikey (14) Box shell.

Raph was the leader instead of Leo

They had magic weapons as well as used martial arts

Splinter was kinda a dead beat dad instead of a all knowing sensei. (Whiched changed later, yay character development)

All the turtles had different outfits.

And most of the villains changed, or didn't exist or new ones were created.

It was HATED for so long and tossed aside. By fandom standards it had a tiny following. All the adults hated it and wouldn't even give it a chance because it was so different.

It wasn't until the movie in 2022 that it began to gain a bigger following. Netflix had taken up the movie idea and released a 90ish minutes movie set in the future for these turtles.

They were all about 2 years older, and the idea was that you could watch the movie without having to see the show first. And the movie kicked ass. It was so good and one of the best animated things I've ever seen.

That is the most recent TMNT media movie and tv show rise. Comics are still being written by different companies. The most popular being IDW.

There was also a short movie with Batman and the TMNT that came out in 2019.

This movie isn't well known as much as the others, but it is absolutely hilarious.

And now we have the 2023, coming August 2nd TMNT mutant mayhem.

And this is the first one where the turtles are seen as younger teenagers and voiced by teenagers. True TMNT fans are very excited, and older TMNT fans are not happy with its existence. The animation style choice for one and also, because April is black.

I can't add any more photos, so I'm gonna send another ask about all the April's :)

Gotta say, I wasn't expecting a crash course on TMNT history, but this is actually pretty interesting, I really like seeing the development of shows and such. I believe I actually saw the 2014 movie, I was 8 and VERY scared of the only scene I remember, so I ended up turning on an Equestria Girls movie

I've actually been considering watching Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cause of how much I've been seeing about it on here. I actually really like the detail of them being different species, I think it's cool

#you said youd send another ask #i have no idea who april is but PLEASE send that other ask i wanna read it #imconfusedallthetimehelp #asks

[lunatic-pudge]

Hey I saw your gangreen gang Relationship Headcanons post and I was thinking that maybe you could do ones for the rest of the gang? They need more love imo

Heck yeah, they do be needing love too

Arturo

• The bad boy boyfriend of your dreams

• Would steal for you in a hearbeat

• Is such a sweetheart, absolutley down for some good old PDA

• Like to show you off

• Will gladly teach you some Spanish if you don't know any

• Def gets jealous easily and will fight people if he thinks they are looking at you in the wrong way

• Tries to look tough to people but behind closed doors, he's an absolute sweetheart

• Def has a sweet tooth so you two will be constantly chowing down on sweets. I can see him eating a whole red velvet cake in under five minutes

• Will make you an immaculent dinner, man knows how to cook

Big Billy

• The sweetest boyfriend you can ever ask for

• Constantly giving you gifts, mainly stuffed animals

• Will draw you without you even asking, his art may not be the best, but the effort he puts in makes it perfect

• Also loves sweets but is more candy oriented

• Will let you wear his shirts, jackets, sweaters, and hoodies, thinks you look adorable in them and he'll let you know

• Also a PDA man, but it's cute and people don't mind

• If you like horror movies, he'll watch them with you but you'll have to hold him the whole time cause he don't like scary movies, especially slasher movies

• The most supportive boyfriend ever. Every accomplishment will be met with praises from him as well as hugs, kisses, and nuzzles

• Billy's just such a sweet guy, we love him so much

Grubber

• Tis a very shy boy, takes a while for him to warm up to you

• Can be hard to understand but you can teach him sign language and he's very quick to catch on

• Smart boy, will help you with any and every problems you have

• Hims is best boy

• Will remeber every single detail about you, so when it comes to holiday, birthdays, and anniverseries, he's getting spoiling the hell out of you

• You WILL feel and be cherished, I promise

• Will play his violin for you, does take requests

• Will also cook you a good dinner, I picture him wearing a pink apron while doing so

• He also knows how to make you laugh, he's a little goober that's full of surprises

#ppg #gangreen gang #lil arturo #arturo de la guerra #lil arturo x reader #big billy #big billy x reader #ppg grubber #grubber #grubber x reader

[distant-velleity]

and there's nowhere to run

Summary: Synop City is best viewed at night. That’s when rats like himself sneak about.

Warnings: off-screen death??? i guess???? Axel is his own warning tbh.

Pairings: none

Word count: 749

A/N: For "bounty on their head." Oh, Axel, my goofiest little goober. My terrorist Pied Piper of Hameln. How I hate you.

Some days, Axel misses being able to freely walk the streets of the Uppercity and Lowercity. Being able to bask in the daylight and appreciation of passersby, chatting and playing music, socializing and collecting humble donations in a pouch to save for later. Even if all of his relationships were one-sided and fake, it did feel like…

(Like he had somewhere to belong, for once?)

…Yeah, a little. It felt good. Even if he belongs in Umbra, he could pretend—for just a little—that he was a normal guy with normal friends in the normal Library World. 

But the world isn’t so simple, and breaking the chains of fate waits for no man. Apparently, a doctor and detective in the making waits for no man to sniff out clues about Axel’s identity either. So it’s not “Axel the friendly and charismatic street musician” anymore, it’s “Axel the notorious manipulator and assassin” now. 

Which is fine. Axel doesn’t need positive public favor or personal opinions to free everyone and give them the happy endings they don’t seem to deserve or want. 

As much as he wants to grumble to himself under his breath right now, it’s going to have to wait until he’s back at the base—Synop City surveillance gets even heavier at night, has been like that ever since his big jailbreak, so he can’t risk his voice being heard or anything as he slips from alleyway to alleyway following tonight’s target on their way home. 

Stupid Uppercity residents, Axel thinks, glaring at the wealthy woman vainly stopping to adjust her hair in the middle of the sidewalk. Walking around alone at night? Just because you think no one’s around doesn’t mean there aren’t monsters lurking in the shadows.

The “WANTED” poster on the digital bulletin board across the street, displaying Axel’s prison headshot and a sizable amount of money for him dead or alive, flickers at steady intervals.

…Like me.

His target picks up her briefcase and starts walking again, heels clacking loudly in the silence of the night. Axel resists the urge to scoff.

Okay, lady. We’ll see where your inability to call a chauffeur gets you.

The one and only Witch Queen is relaxing from a full day’s work of scheming in her personal office/living room, legs draped over the armrest of her plush swivel chair. A nail file, manipulated by magic, works at giving her a manicure while she watches some random late-night TV show on a mirror.

“I’ve completed my mission,” Axel says as he walks in, swiping fresh blood off his cheek with the back of his hand. It’s convenient—magic mirrors make transportation so fast, the blood doesn’t even have time to dry. “The CEO of that company investing in 7D? She’s dead.”

His queen hums in approval. “And you left no traces behind, I assume.”

“None.”

“Perfect.” Witch Queen’s file switches to the other hand. “In that case, I’m out of other assignments to give you for the next few days.”

Axel takes that as an opportunity to slump onto one of the couches, pulling out a cloth and wiping the excess blood off of his knives. “That’s just on paper, right?” he asks casually. “You know I don’t have a lot to do in my free time nowadays. Just say the name and I can take care of it.”

Witch Queen looks over her shoulder to smirk at him. “Relax. It’s better if you wait and we lure the Library World into a sense of security.”

Typical, then. Axel laughs with only a fraction of forced amusement. “Can I expect to have someone new to tail in a few days, then?”

“If you don’t cause any trouble, yes.”

“You know me, WQ. I try my best not to cause trouble most of the time.” Axel stands up and winks at her with a two-fingered salute as he starts to walk out. “See you. Tell me how that TV show went once you’re done.”

Witch Queen doesn’t snort, but it feels like a near thing. “I trust you know to keep your head low, too,” she calls after him.

“Uh-huh.” 

As he leaves, Axel thinks about the glaring block letters and numbers that hang over his mugshot every corner he turns in Synop City. Thinks of the H.U.N.N.T. marksmen that are after his head but haven’t made their move yet. Thinks of the “friends” who were most affected by his downfall.

...Yeah. Keep my head low. Got it.

#kai’s writing #smash legends #smash legends oc #oc #axel #bad things happen bingo #everythings wrong with this man

[frenziedslashers]

aw gecko :( i hope they go for the grapes!! i’ll try to send some good grape eating brainwaves over there hehe

THE MUSTACHE LMAO honestly i kinda now what you mean. loving this era for you rn

alsoooo idk if i’ve ever officially requested anything jn here but if you’re still doing it could i perhaps request a nsft alphabet for mordecai? if not no worries!!

-🦅

Yeah, I think he is getting back into his groove of eating legit anything that moves lmaooo Thank you for the love homie, Groot and I appreciate it! (Groot is my crested gecko's name, btw).

I am in fact a DILF enjoyer and someone pointed out that it makes Rhys look older and now my brain is thirsting for all aspects of Rhys Strongfork. I love him. He's so silly and such a goober, just like me lmao.

But you have not yet! I will definitely make you one homie 👹 I have been waiting for someone to request a Mordecai NSFT alphabet, and what better person to request that than you 🤭

Mordecai NSFT Alphabet:

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Mordecai does his best to coddle you after having sex with you. Though some nights he might be too tired to and sort of forget. He'll still have a lazy arm drapped over your waist and mutter some term of endearment before pressing a soft kiss to your shoulder and falling asleep. What can he say? He's a tired guy.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Partners: I full heartedly think if you have boobs he will be all over them. He is definitely a tits man. If you don't have any, though. He's definitely going for your thighs. For something that he likes that isn't considered sexual, he would have to go for your eyes. He just loves looking at them and how they sparkle.

Himself: He loves his hair. he may not take care of it all the time, but he gets super defensive if anyone even suggests that he cuts it. Bonus points if you wash his hair for him, it gives him even more of a reason to like it.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He's not too picky where he cums. He will do it about anywhere you ask or suggest. If you don't have any suggestions, he'll probably just cum on your stomach or chest. Or your back depending on the position. For the most part, he tries to use a condom though.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) 

One of his favorite things is when he's practicing shooting and you blow him. It gives him a nice challenge to try and focus on his target.

He's also a big fantasizer and a bit of a perv, so if you wear even the slightest bit of revealing clothes he will be staring and thinking about it later that night.

 E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

I would say that he is fairly experienced. He seems to have a charm to him that gives off that he's been with a few people in a sexual aspect. Plus, we know he has been with Moxxi, at least. At the same time though, I feel like he gets too attached to people and he may have only been with a few. I still think he is a little experienced at least. He knows what he's doing and he is not afraid to ask what makes you feel good. He knows everyone is different.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary: He loves the intimacy behind it and he can use it to his leverage. It can be a style that's basic for most, but Mordecai can find a way to spice it up. Whether it be with his bedroom talk, or how he holds you down to binds you to the bed. He's not one to say no to a little bondage.

Spooning: He gets a little lazy sometimes, so this is another favorite of his. Plus, again, the intimacy behind it speaks volumes for him. The ability to hold you against him while he makes love with you. He loves it.

Up against furniture: He loves pushing you against things to fuck you. The desperation behind it. How animalistic the both of you can get when your both just aching for the same thing from each other. It drives him insane and he's almost always resorting to fucking you against something. Whether it be in the comfort of your home, or somewhere for public and less familiar, depending on the situation.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

I would say that it depends on his mood a lot, whether if he's funny or not. He likes to tease and drop a couple jokes here or there to ease the tension if the both of you are a little awkward when doing the do. But if this is him letting out his frustration and fucking you to teach you something (with consent of course). Or if it is him fucking you to show you how much you mean to him, he is definitely being a lot more serious in the situation.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I would say that he tries his best to be groomed, but he gets a little messy down there at times. When he is with you he tries, but sometimes you have to remind him or drop a hint. Or he has to mentally remind himself. He's an alcoholic and shows signs of depression. He gets lost in his thoughts and the last thing on his mind is hygiene when in a bad state of mind. Plus, he lets being a vault hunter get the best of him at times. He tries to be well kept, but between work and his mental state, it gets a little unruly down there at times. Honestly. You're just lucky if he's remembering to bathe and brush his teeth. Not that he chooses to be dirty, he just can't help it. His life style and habits drain the life out of him.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He does his best, truly. He can be romantic, and damn good at it if he tries. Especially if you aren't a fluent Spanish speaker. His knowledge on Spanish is something that he takes to his advantage when seducing partners. He can also be quite clumsy when it comes to seduction and romance, but truthfully, that's what gives him his charm. More times than not.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

It's a hit or miss. He mostly does it when he's feeling down in the dumps, in an attempt to feel something, but more times than not it just makes him anxious and hate himself afterwards so he tries to avoid masturbating. When the two of you get together he finds himself doing it a bit more if the both of you are apart for long amounts of time. He typically just waits to get back to you before resorting to masturbation. He still has a guilty conscious and tends to have negative thoughts about himself after he does it. Even if you give him the ok.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Bondage: He likes tying you up and having his way with you. He loves that you can put so much trust into him that he can just go to town on your body however he wants and pleases to.

Giving oral: He could quite literally die in between your legs and be totally okay with it. Something about giving you head and seeing the way your eyes roll into the back of your head gets him off more than you could imagine.

Blindfolding: Again, it has to do with trust, but he likes this as well. The fact that you can trust him enough that you'll let him blindfold you. He especially loves it if you allow him to tie you up as well.

Marking: Mordecai loves leaving any trace of him on you that he can. His cologne, bite marks, hickeys, scratches, you name it. He gets worked up throughout the day if you're near him in public and he can smell that you spritzed some of his cologne on you, or if he can see a mark on your neck and he catches people staring at it. He loves letting the world know that you're his.

Hair pulling: He loves it if you yank on his hair. If the both of you are together and he's teasing you, playing hard to get, and you just yank on his hair and give him a look. Oh, oh. He's showing you the time of your life. You've most definitely got his attention.

Pain: He himself has a slight pain kink. He likes it when you scratch and bite on his skin. If you slap his ass or pinch him trying to get his attention it's definitely going to work.

Hate Fucking: I couldn't think of any other way to describe it besides that. He likes it when the both of you are running off pure emotions and adrenaline. Whether you are both mad at each other, or mad at people unrelated to one another, you're both fucking like animals to let the stress out and he loves it. When going through the stuff with Jack this is when he get's the roughest in this department. Especially after losing Bloodwing. He's just so mad and lost,

Edging: He loves it. Th way you moan and cry while you plead for him to just let you cum. It's truly something else.

Overstimulation: He just loves watching you try and push him away when you cry out that it's too much. Every making you cum over and over. It makes him feel accomplished in more ways than one.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He's not a picky guy. He likes the safety of one of your guys' homes. Or a place where no one can peer, but he doesn't;t necessarily have a set location. Now his favorite thing to fuck you on? Probably the wall or over a table. Having to trust the sturdiness of both items from his thrusts and his hands that have a habit of slamming into things beside you. He's definitely accidentally hit and left a dent in the wall before and the both of you laughed about it after. He just has so many things pent up and his hands have to do something. He tries to suppress it and it resorts in the heels or fists of his hands hitting the table or wall beside you. He'd never hit you though, so don't worry.

Knife Play: It may take him a bit to warm up to the idea, but he does end up enjoying it. He loves the trust that it behind it, and he also likes that he could easily mark you for life with it. Whether he actually cuts you or not is up to you and if you ask. He mostly likes holding the blade to your skin to add to the excitement of things.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Literally anything can get this guy going. Your tone of voice, batting your eyes, making a suggestive comment, a lingering touch. If you want to skip his teasing from playing out all day, though. Pull his hair, take control and tell him what you want and that you want him. Kiss him hard or flaunt a mark he left on you by wearing a low collard shirt. He'll go crazy.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He would never hit you. He's not into the thought of hurting you, especially not hitting. He's a scrawny guy, but he is a sniper. He's got some muscle and would hate to hurt you.

Degredation: He is normally in a bad mental state 90% of the time. So he will not tolerate being degraded and he will also not put up with degrading you either

Anything with bodily fluids besides spit or cum: He might be a messy guy at times, but that's crossing a line for him. He can't handle it.

You being drunk: Him being drunk is one thing, but he will not have sex with you if you are intoxicated. Unless the both of you have agreed to it before you got drunk. He just doesn't like it and feels like he is taking advantage of you. He hates it.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Giving: This is definitely his preference. He would ask you to sit on his face anytime you had to sit down if he could. He loves it. He loves giving you head. It excites him and pleasures him just from the sight and sounds that you show him while he pleasures you. He's also super good at doing it, too.

Receiving: He will never complain if you want to return the favor, though. He especially loves receiving after a long hard day. When he just wants to relax and let loose.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He prefers to go at a faster and rougher pace, but take his time with you. He loves edging you to the point of tears. Overstimulation is also something that he is particularly good at doing to you. He only really goes slow and sensual when he's feeling particularly vulnerable and sentimental.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He loves quickies. He's like a rabbit when it comes to sex. He's fucking you any chance that he's got and that you'll allow him to.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He is super game to experiment! He loves trying new things with you, just let him know everything that's going on before you do it. Or else he may be more reluctant.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can go for about 2-5 rounds. It really depends on how tired he is and what sort of mood he is in. He has breaks in between the rounds, of course. He can last quite a while for the mostt part as well, too.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He's not too fond of them. I personally don't think that he takes a liking to them since he'd rather use his hands or his mouth if you want different stimulation. If you asked he might look into it, that doesn't mean he's using the toys, though.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Mordecai loves teasing. It's one of his best traits in the foreplay department. Plus, just everyday life. He'd tease you until you're pouting and begging if he could. He likes drawing things out and seeing how you'll react when you get sick of his bullshit.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He tries not to be loud. Mostly just grunts and pants, he can get a little vocal though. More whiney and verbal on the nights that he just can't hold back.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He loves it when you hold him after sex. He's not used to having someone taking care of him, and he loves when he feels your arms wrap around him and pull you snug against him. Even if he just got done fucking you into oblivion. He loves the serenity and domestic feeling behind it. If you play with his hair he's a goner and never letting you go. He's passing out with your fingers tangled in his hair while his arms are clinging onto you, one way or another.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Up to you to imagine.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He has a fairly high sex drive after the two of you get together. Before and/or after he's not too worried about sex. It's only when he has a partner to fantasize and romanticize about that his sex drive sky rockets.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He falls asleep real quick. He gets drained super easily after sex, so he'll often times pass out without remembering to take care of you or himself in the process. That's another reason why he likes it when you hold him. It lets him know you understand that he's just a tired baby.

#mordecai x reader #borderlands mordecai #borderlands #borderlands 2 #borderlands 3 #tales from the borderlands #notsfw #nsft #minors dni

[belovedstilldear]

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Hello! I'm BelovedStill but you could call me Beloveds or Bel This is a multifandom blog thanks to my fixations always changing after a few months (which SUUUUUUUCKS) but hey! My blog, not yours buddy

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[priscilla9993]

TLDR: Chaotic Rose and Colin panel with matching themed outfits; Probably the only way I’m going to be able to attend a OUAT convention: In my dreams. In the dream, I sat down in the middle of a bunch of rows looking at a stage. I could tell by the vertical banners that it was a ouat con and was excited, despite not knowing who was going to appear on the big stage in front of me and a whole bunch of attendees/fans. Out from the blue curtains walks Rose Reynolds, bouncing around on stage and waving to us, the crowd, as the band plays some music. She’s wearing the most neon pink outfit I have ever seen; a red sweater topped with a neon pink jacket, matching neon pink athletic pants, and gray tennis shoes.  Rose, hyping up the crowd, and turning on the mic with a blue taped stripe, says, “Are you ready, Oncers?! I have a surprise and I think you know who he is.” Everyone starts naming cast members, but it’s no surprise for those who have seen the schedule. My phone couldn’t pull that up somehow. One thing’s for certain, we’re all laughing after one person screams, “Sexy O’Donoghue!” They aren’t wrong when we see Colin appear shortly after. Rose starts clapping and says, “Give it up for Colin O’Donoghue!” as she sits down in her chair. Colin runs onto the stage from behind the curtains and looks very nervous. People are taking photos of the two of them left and right as the band finishes their instrumental intro and moves off the stage. He manages to get to the chair next to her and sits down as she hands him a mic with a green stripe. Rose says something about because he’s from Ireland and voiced a leprechaun in his most recent film. He says, “It’s a pleasure to be here.” She looks really smug as he fidgets in his seat and scratches the back of his ear. As if the whistling and fangirling screams didn’t give it away, Rose announces, “Good morning! Before we start answering questions, did you guys notice our matching outfits? Colin, how about you explain what you’re wearing?” Colin does so, his face reddening. “Rose dared me to dress in a sports theme with her during the panel, since the World Cup is happening, as you can see. I couldn’t say no to that. Is anyone watching the tournament?”  He gets some cheers. This man, looking like a shy model, is dressed in his Vancouver Whitecaps charity football/soccer shirt and black gym shorts which oddly reminded me of Patrick Star’s Goofy Goober Rock from the short length and aesthetic.  Rose pokes him in the shoulder and says, “He’s such a fan of the sport!” Looking at him and then us, she asks, “Ready for some questions?” Everyone agrees and Colin says as he directs her to their left, “Let’s start on this side, Rose.” They answer questions, some I’ve heard the answers to and others I’ve never heard of, but can’t remember the answers upon waking up. Well, not that it mattered, since it was all dream answers. I swear a zombie question came up though. There were a lot of soccer/football jokes and puns made by the two of them as the panel went on and Colin got less nervous and more goofy as he relaxed. I think the best one was Colin’s “You’ll reach your goal if you keep kicking your best,” in response to someone’s question about advice on trying for a dream job. The panel was over before I knew it and I hoped someone had recorded the panel so I could rewatch it later on Youtube. Colin admitted near the end that he wasn’t sure if everyone was going to be okay with him dressed like a sports player, but the fans and Rose ushered him on and fluffed him up with compliments. Colin and Rose went backstage as Rebecca and Lana soon popped on stage. I woke up and was like, “Must type this down! Aaaah, I wish that were real! I wanted to see everything!”

#colin and rose dream panel #colin dreams #rose dreams #shenanigans that only happen while sleeping #pris dreams

[iciclemistreal]

The Goobers of Gleefuldale! Episode Idea List

(Will be updated whenever I think of more episode ideas. If these were real episodes they’d be 2 11 minute episodes in a 22 minute runtime, unless otherwise noted)

Season 1

S1E1a - “Strongholds and Sea Monsters and Stuff”: The Goobers play a hectic game of this show’s version of DnD (Strongholds and Sea Monsters and Stuff).

(created April 17, 2024)

S1E1b - “Cuboid at the Bat”: Mr. Cuboid practices his baseball skills in his front yard, and then Wilma and the Goobers stop by to ask what he’s doing. He brags to them that he’s the best baseball player in all of Gleefuldale, and tells the Goobers that he could beat them all at baseball. Wilma says “Yeah, you probably could!” but Mr. C thinks it’s sarcasm, so he challenges her and the Goobers to a baseball game. Mr. C makes a deal with Wilma that if he wins, she and the Goobers have to move away from Gleefuldale forever. And Wilma says that if she wins, Mr. C has to wear a sweater that says “I lost to the Goobers at baseball!!” (Remy knitted it, and he knitted a picture of an angry Mr. Cuboid on it LOL) for a week (Remy suggested to her to say that if Mr. C loses, he has to leave Gleefuldale, but Wilma decided on something equally difficult for Mr. C to do). So yeah, the Goobers have to try to win, but thankfully it doesn’t seem like Mr. C is nearly as good at baseball as he says he is.

(created April 17, 2024)

S1E2a - “Eggventure!”: On their way back from laser tag, the Goobers come across Egg, who’s just anxiously lying on the street. Egg’s lost bc he lost his map, so the Goobers try to get him back to his house. The only problem’s that the Goobers don’t know where his house is either.

(created April 18, 2024)

S1E2b - “The Most Annoying Episode Ever”: The Goobers are playing Jengopolyship (a fusion of Jenga, Monopoly and Battleship) at Remy’s house. Remy goes out to get snacks real quick, but he suddenly gets pulled into a portal by a star guy named The Star, and is taken to a world filled to the brim with annoying animated movie cliches. Remy and The Star have to save Funny Talking Animal Land from Evil Villain the Evil, Evil, EVIL Villain and CEO of Totally Evil Corporation (who’s a dragon that looks like a generic animated film villain) because he’s gonna take over Funny Talking Animal Land and make it a rule that everyone has to be evil.

(created April 18, 2024)

S1E3a - “The Great Egg Detective”: When Carl’s surfboard goes missing, he asks Harley and Eileen for help. Now they’re on the case and they’ll stop at literally nothing to find said surfboard.

(created April 22, 2024)

S1E3b - “Evenstar’s TV”: Remy accidentally breaks Evenstar’s TV, and goes to the Land of Time to try and undo his mistake. He borrows Clark’s time machine, but since the controls are incredibly hard to figure out, and Remy immediately started using it before Clark could tell him how it works, Remy goes on a crazy journey through time in order to find the time right before he broke Evenstar’s TV.

(created April 22, 2024)

#the goobers of gleefuldale

[the-tiniest-one]

Hello! I saw you asking for requests to be sent in. I was wondering if you could do headcanons for kakashi and gai (separately) with a plus size civilian s/o? Or one or the other? Thank you in advance ❤

MIGHT GUY

SO we all know Guy is ALL about 3 things. Youth. Passion. Protecting Precious People….and guess what? When you happen to cross paths with the Leaf Village’s Blue Beast, he trips over himself to let you know just how PRESH you are.

I don't see your status as a civilian as much of a road block for him. He needs someone grounded and with soft hands to hold.

Someone who will think he’s the strongest man in the world, a superhero.

He protects the ones he loves with his life and once you're in that circle there is no way out of this man’s giant heart.

You somehow enter Guy’s line of sight, maybe on a walk to class or work too early in the morning…. and from that moment you pass by and he catches sight of your pretty face, he is out for the count.

Now. Lets remember….Guy is CONFIDENT (sometimes more in spirit than in actual ability, he is the fake-it-till-you-make-it KING).

Also important to note: Guy is NOT the same as Rock Lee in his pursuit of women. He’s not about to blow every kiss at you from the jump or shamelessly confess everything out right. Don't get me wrong, he’s shameless….but Guy wants to be seen as someone cool, sexy, a real macho/mighty man... He wants to be slick Kakashi his eternal rival. He’s going to try to be velvety smooth….without success.

He would find any excuse to be in your eye line while flexing or saving a poor disguised student he employed for his contrived scheme, in this case... Neji or Lee in a dress from falling off a building LOL. (“They would be asking him to please explain again how this is training?”)------You might be a civilian. But Genjutsu of that level does NOT work on you LOL.

You are the one to finally introduce yourself to a slumped and defeated Guy after about a week of his adorable attempts at trying to bate you in with his goober acts.

“Hello, my name is (y/n). I was hoping maybe you would like to get a drink sometime?” you say with a half smile.

He would raise his head, teeth BEAMING….the power of youth always prevails!

Best. Decision. Ever. Guy charming and not to mention SHREDDED.

When he accepts your date offer, He would stand and grin, maybe saying something a little cocky like; “A handsome, war hardened devilish shinobi such as myself will always find time to satiate the voracious desires of such a heavenly woman so bursting with the essence springtime.”

He would be so so so respectful.

That being said, you're HIGH AF if you think you aren't making a B-line to walk by Kakashi on the way so Guy can tactfully walk by loudly so that his rival notices he’s with a cute girl.

He’s going to be the chivalrous type. The kind of man who makes sure your hands are around his giant bicep whenever he escorts you anywhere….which from this point on is almost anytime he is home from missions or not training.

Guy is perfect. He’s tall, JACKED, and such a sweet loving man.

He is obsessed with your shampoo. His nose is always in your hair.

Lets face it. Guy is 100% the most physical man that has ever walked the streets of Konoha. If you aren't big on touching, then his is not the man for you.

One hand will always be around your waist, holding your hand, arm around your neck, locked on your curves or anywhere else….respeeeectfully of course.

He will always be up on you and in your face so get ready for that LOL.

He will be proud of you. He will be boisterous to an exhausting level about your achievements.

He will be exhilarating in every way.

One of Guy’s greatest strengths is also one of his most unfortunate downfalls. He is wildly protective. Never underestimate his ferocity when it comes to you. You may have to communicate more than once where the line is when it comes to him watching over you. Even though you aren’t skilled in combat as he is, you also are not a child and he will take some time to learn what you require and what you don’t.

He always means well.

You have some faults and things to work on as well. Guy is tender as hell, an emotional, hot blooded, love sick fool who can and WILL take things you say to heart so be sure if you notice him freaking out or trying too hard to make you happy, to hold him and let me know often that he is perfect the way he his.

In the end all of the passions and butterflies that Guy provokes from your heart are entirely justified.

He will ask you to marry him after a date, probably at sunset, one knee, giant ring he spent way too much on.

He claims you deserve the world and you tell him that instead of the world “you would settle for just having his hands, his lips, and his heart.”

Do your best to return his love to the best of your ability because not everyone gets the chance to be loved by the Hidden Leafs Handsome Blue Beast.

KAKASHI

I’ve never seen Kakashi as someone who would end up with another shinobi bombshell.

Instead I think he would find himself interested in someone who is a total badass in another line of work.

Example; You first encounter him one day while advising Lady Tsunade on the information the Hidden Leaf Village (and a few others) pay’s your company large sums of money to collect, aggregate, and report.

Kakashi stands guard during the meeting, watching you speak with an eloquent grace and authority he finds captivating and maybe a little seductive.

By then end of the meeting he is curious about you...wondering what you thought of him, what you think about everything.... You never even look his way.

He falls in line with you as we escorts you out of the building, walking beside you in the otherwise empty stairwell.

You smirk and take the liberty of speaking first. “Did you enjoy the show Scarecrow?”

From that moment on he’s hooked.

Now I also don’t find the idea of him falling for someone with some FULL curves to be all that outlandish….He has never given .00000001% of a shit what other people think.

He also shares the famous Pervy Sage’s taste in “women he describes from research” and romantic books about women shaped like gourds so with that logic in mind….dude likes thicc, full, curvaceous women for sure. It's basically cannon at this point ;)

Kakashi is someone who has learned emotional detachment through pain. You are the first person who shows promise in tearing down those defenses.

Your relationship not necessarily a slow burn. Kashi isn’t a kid, just because he hasn’t fallen head over heals with anyone before, doesn’t mean he is a mystery to himself or oblivious to his feelings.

That being said, I do think he will protect you by keeping a relationship with you under wraps for the first year or so.

If anything EVER happened to you….he wont let that happen.

The secrecy could be hard on you at first.

Watching more than a few women flirt shamelessly with your Kashi is beyond ROUGH.

Especially considering most of them are tough as nails ninja women with perfect bodies. You aren't used to feeling threatened by other people men or women, so you have a hard time learning how to deal with it.

Kakashi is always quick to remind you that he is serious about your relationship though.

He looks at you with a ferocity only seen by people who are no longer alive. His voice is low and serious when he gets close and tells you, “(Y/N) You are my entire life. I will never leave you. I promise I am yours until the day I die.”

After a few times of him promising you that he really is in love with you, you believe him and can be secure in his word.

As his girlfriend, you take his breath away.

The way you speak, move, sleep….

Even the way you casually conduct yourself at home and in public makes him more than proud to know who you are. Let alone get to go home to you.

Guy is the first one to catch on believe it or not. He notices Kakashi peaking over the top of his book at you as you walk down the opposite side of the street. He’s known Kakashi since they were kids, he puts a reassuring hand on your boyfriends shoulder and vows without spoken words to protect you when Kakashi can’t be there….and Kakashi understands. It helps him sleep just a little better knowing he has help.

Stargazing on a rooftop one chilly autumn night, Kakashi grabs your hand and proposes to you with a small silver ring, slightly ashamed for it’s lack of a stone.

“I want you to be my wife.” is all he says and you wrap your arms around him whispering in his ear “You have had my heart since the first day I met you…. And you always will.”

His heart melts into a puddle at the sound of you telling him he will have a wife. Finally have family that loves him this much.

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[joshstambourine]

A Seconds Glance

"Hi I have a request for either Josh or Jake 💛 can I get a story where they see a girl, either at school or they can already be famous in this, and is instantly enamored. I don't know if you've seen The Virgin Suicides, but if you have then something similar to when Trip sees Lux for the first time. I'm interested in how those two would go about getting a girl's attention when they have a crush.💕💕💕" - Anonymous

//Hi Doll! I can’t say I have seen that--- but I will try my best to write something that I feel matches the idea you had. 

I’m gonna be repeating this forever--- but again, I’m so sorry it took me so long to get this request out for you! I decided to go with Josh being in school for this one.//

Warnings: Cursing, awkward beans

Word Count: 1969

Synopsis: Josh had never really believed in love at first sight... but yet....

Josh Kiszka x Fem!Reader

The first day of sophomore year. For most this was just the start of another school year; a sudden reminder that a new binder or fun pencil case is exciting for all of 10 minutes when it comes to actual classes and work. But for Josh… this year felt like it was filled with possibilities. It sounds like some sort of stupid thing you'd see on a motivational calendar, but it really truly did.

Josh hadn't imagined for a second that he actually would have a chance in making music his career; and yet, he had spent all summer with his band mates playing for different occasions and pubs. All the while they were working, working hard on writing songs that they could be proud to play for others.

All of that said, Josh was returning to high-school this year with a new found amount of confidence and excitement; it showed in every step Josh took. His one hand held loosely on to the arm of his backpack, walking in time with Jake.

"But what do you think? Would it look good on me?" Jake inquired, fingers lightly playing with the mid-length pieces of hair on his head.

"I mean… I don't know…" Josh lightly starts, glancing at his twin and begins to take a good long look at him.

Jake's eyes widened just a touch, his expression becoming one that said, 'Well…?'

"Uh… honestly I don't really know Jake. I've never seen you with anything else than this." Josh admits, then snickers a little, "Except for that one time when we decided it'd be fun to take those scissors and---"

"No, that's fine, I didn't need to think about that." Jake immediately stopped him, his hand going to take a full dive into his mess of dark brown hair. 

"Cmon, it was really funny though. Ma really lost her shit when she saw your head like that." Josh continued to muse, hands folding into his pockets with the utmost of ease. 

Jake shook his head in a mournful way, "I can say I will never go back to a buzz-cut again… not without a fight."

Josh's smile never faltered, it was his laughter that changed, softening into a bit of a sigh as they reached the double doors at the front of the school. With a swing of the doors they both were making their way down the hallway to their lockers.

"Meet by Mr.Shapiro's class before lunch?" Jake questioned, to which Josh nodded. No matter which school the twins went to the teachers seemed to know that the best course of action was to keep them separated. That said Josh and Jake always had separate homerooms at least, through most of their time in school.

"See ya in a bit." Josh waved, taking a few steps back before turning on his heels and heading to his own locker.

Josh's excitement to be back in class showed on his face more than he probably would have wanted. A few pencils in his hand along with a binder filled with blank paper and tucked away dividers.  

As soon as Josh stepped into the class room his eyes were met with many familiar faces. Some of these people he had been in school with since kindergarten; like Meg, a rather tall blunt faced girl with long kinky black hair. She simply threw a peace sign Josh's way as he stepped through the doors; he eagerly returned it, bringing a small smile to Meg's lips. 

With some brisk steps Josh moved to place himself at the back of the classroom, just behind Meg. He threw his things on his desk without much thought. Despite there being a good number of kids he knew... there seemed to be equally just as many new kids. 

Leaning on his desk Josh moved closer to Meg, "Where the hell did these guys come from?" 

Meg's brow lifted as she leaned back a little, "Know the high-school on the east side?" 

"The one where you can get crack for super cheap?" Josh inquired, 

Meg's head bobbed, "They closed it down, so now we get half the kids that went there." She explains with her head resting on her hand in a bored way. 

"Oh shit really? That's a lot of kids---" Josh was quick to respond, glancing around the room. 

"Oh yeah... way too many in my personal opinion --- not that anyone cares." Meg mutters, beginning to click her mechanical pencil. 

Josh's eyes were still taking in all the new faces as he started to respond, "Wow aren't we positive today." 

Meg sighed, "Eh.... I'm just not excited, Justin and I broke up over the summer and I'll have to see him in history." She began to explain, "Things are just really tense, yknow?" 

She waited a moment for him to give some comforting... but still idiotic response, however none came. It finally got Meg to turn and look at him, as she did she immediately noticed that Josh's eyes had widened just a touch, cheeks dusted a light pink. 

Meg followed the line of his eyes to a beautiful young woman. The expression he wore was more than enough to tell Meg that she should move. 

Josh was so busy just... taking the new girl in that he didn't even notice Meg slip to the free desk to the side of the one she was previously sat in. Josh just couldn't put his finger on it, there was something... something so breathtaking about her. Was it her eyes? Or maybe how her hair fell around her face? He couldn't be sure. What he was absolutely sure of was that he had never had a moment in his life where he could hear music just by looking at someone. 

"Hey... do you know if this desk is free?" A new voice shook Josh. It was her. She was standing at a desk to his left with a bit of an awkward air. 

He was just so shaken. What did she say again? Something about a desk? Josh's lips parted, "Uh--- I uh, what did you--?" 

"No that one isn't open, but the one just in front of my dude Josh is, right Josh?" Meg interrupted, pointing to the desk ahead of him. 

"Oh y-yeah, that one's open! Definitely 100% open! It couldn't be more open even if it tried!" Josh started spouting, he really wasn't even aware that his mouth had moved, and that was clear in the fact that it just kept moving when she had come to sit down. "Do you need any pencils at all?? I have like 20!" He continued, though his hand held one full sized pencil and one shorter than the average person's pinkie... both chewed on. "I mean not on me but--- who needs a pencil right?" 

The girl laughed a little awkwardly, her gaze moving from Josh to Meg and then to the desk. "No, no I'm okay thank you though." She slipped into the chair, keeping her gaze frontwards. 

Meg looks to Josh with a shocked look, 'What was that??' She mouthed, 

Josh responded with an absolutely mortified expression. He would never say he was the smoothest guy on the planet, but he had never been that awkward in his life. 

Meg shook her head before reaching out to tap the girl's shoulder, "I'm Meg!" She introduces, "And that goober is Josh." 

The girl lightly moved to glance over her shoulder at Josh in a shy way. "It's nice to meet you both. I'm (Y/N)." She hummed with a sweet smile. 

"That's a pretty name, isn't it Josh??" Meg quickly said, trying to get him to continue the conversation in a less awkward way.

Josh nodded very enthusiastically, "The prettiest name I've heard in a long time!" He said with a smile, 

(Y/N)'s cheeks began to hold a flush of their own. "Oh! Uh... th-thank you!" She sputtered out. 

'OH FUCK. She's so cute.' Josh thought to himself, Adam's apple bobbing in his throat with a shaky swallow. 

Little did Josh know that (Y/N) was thinking something very similar. She might not make it as obvious as he was, but being so much closer now... being able to see the warmth in his brown eyes, seeing how his wavy brown hair came to cup his cheeks --- she couldn't help but continue to stare back at him. 

The only thing that could pull them both out of the little trance they had fallen into was the bell. Both of them quickly looked toward it, followed by a man's voice at the front of the class. 

"Alright everyone, take your seats!" 

(Y/N) was reluctant but she turned herself to look toward the front of the class. A little bit nervous, but mustering an ounce of courage she tore a piece of paper from her notebook quietly and began to scribble something down. 

Josh hardly got anything out of that language arts class, he was way too busy trying to figure out what excuse he could make to talk with (Y/N) again. He was just rattling through every little conversation starter he had ever heard in his life... but none of them felt like they would work. 

Before long the bell had rung overhead once more and everyone was shuffling to grab their things and head to all of their next classes. 

Biting his lip, Josh was determined to catch (Y/N) before she could head off to her own next class. Luckily for him she had a similar idea. Both turning to each other as they stepped out of the classroom, it was painfully quiet at first. It seemed as if they were trying to get their thoughts together really. 

Finally they spoke, 

"Hey would you---" "I was wondering if you'd---" 

At once. 

A small awkward laugh left their lips, "Please, go ahead I was going to say something dumb---" Josh quickly said moving to rub the back of his neck. 

(Y/N)'s lips parted as she let out and unsure chuckle, eyes moving downwards for a moment. "I was just going to ask if you would mind if I joined you for lunch? I just am new and don't really have any---" 

"Yes!" Josh quickly said, "Yes absolutely. You didn't even have to ask, you could have just showed up if you wanted to!" He quickly says to her. 

The speed he seemed to talk at entertained (Y/N) a heck of a lot. A smile creeping across her face, "Okay! Thank you!" She responded. 

"Do you know where the cafeteria is? I can show ya if you want??" Josh quickly continued, "I mean I'm sure you could find it on you're own, you seem very smart and capable. Most women are to be honest; I remember reading an article about how men need to---" 

"That would be really great actually." (Y/N) smiled in a gentle way. 'He's even more nervous than I am.' She thought to herself. 

"Oh-oh! Okay cool! Uh, do you know where Mr.Shapiro's class is?" He asks, 

(Y/N) seemed to think for a minute, "113... right? I have him for chemistry this afternoon I think." She mutters. 

Josh swiftly nods his head, "That's the one!! Meet me there okay?" He says. 

(Y/N) nodded back, understanding the little plan they now had. "I'll see you in a little bit then?" She lightly asks. 

"Yeah absolutely." Josh began to grin, suddenly beyond excited. Even as she began to walk off to her class all he could think about was how sure he was now that this year was going to be fantastic. 

That was until a warning bell played overhead, "Oh shit--" Josh jumped in shock, immediately beginning to run to his next class.

//That's all for now lovely! I do actually have an idea on how to continue this one if anyone would like! Pretty please let me know in the comments if that's something you guys would like 💜//

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[whatisthiswritingthing]

Mushy Reunion - Alex Morgan & Charlie x Reader

Prompt: Definitely more Alex with Y/N and Charlie...maybe one where reader is away, and Charlie is really missing her and vice versa? Alex sets up some sort of surprise to see her while she’s away.

Notes: Set in the #sweaterthief universe. I also tweaked the prompt slightly.

As soon as Alex and Charlie entered the board room, the toddler took off towards the familiar group of soccer players. Plowing between legs, she tilted her chin up, searching for her favourite player, disappointed when she couldn’t be seen.

“What’s up goober?” Sonnett squatted down when she noticed the little girls excitement quickly leave.

“No Y/N,” Charlie pouted, dropping her chin to her chest and crossing her arms.

Alex joined the group, kneeling down to rub Charlies back.

“Remember sweetie, Y/N isn’t going to be here for a couple days.”

“Want Y/N!” Charlie stomped her foot, eyebrows creasing as her pout deepened.

Y/N would be joining the rest of the team in a few days, she was coming late because of a few different photo shoots and meetings with her sponsors.

“I know you do Charlie, but she can’t be here for a couple days, but then you get to see her the whole time at camp!” Alex tried to sooth. “I know you miss Y/N; she misses you too and can’t wait to see you. We can call her as soon as we go to our room.”

Charlie perked up at the prospect of getting to call Y/N.

“Hey favourite Morgan!” Aliie called as she approached. “And Alex.” She added on with a smirk.

Alex rolled her eyes at her friend. Allie came closer to the pair as Alex stood with Charlie in her arms.

“I’ve got a little surprise for you, favourite Morgan,” Allie continued to smirk, hiding her hands behind her back.

“Supwise?” Charlie questioned, lifting her head off Alex’s shoulder. Alex looked at the midfielder, not knowing about a surprised; Allie just winked.

“Yupp! Just for you! Ready?”

“I like supwise! Yes!” the toddler eagerly nodded her head.

Allie pulled a sweater from behind her back.

“Y/N wanted me to give you this,” Allie unfolded the sweater, showing Y/N’s number on the sleeve.

Alex tightened her grip to avoid dropping Charlie as she lunged forward for the sweater. As soon as she had it in her hands, Alex knelt down to help her put the sweater on. Charlie smiled, only her mouth and chubby cheeks  showing with the hood dipping over her eyes.

Alex had no idea that Y/N would be sending one of her sweaters with Allie in her place. She couldn’t help but feel the incredible amount of love she had for girlfriend. The simple action meant more to the small girl more than anyone could know.

“Let’s go to our room and we can give Y/N a call,” Alex slid the hood off Charlie’s head, only for the girl pull it back up, similar how Y/N wore hers  

Charlie eagerly nodded her head, hood flopping at the motion, taking off towards the elevator. The rest of the soccer players laughing at the excitement.

“I think it’s time to accept none of you will ever be the favourite,” Alex called over her shoulder, trailing behind her daughter.

Mother and daughter made their way to their room, Charlie bouncing up and down, unable to contain her excitement.

As soon as they made her way into the room, Charlie was reaching for Alex’s phone to call Y/N. Alex laughed, pulling Charlie to sit on the bed with her as she pulled out her phone to Facetime Y/N.

Alex could feel Charlie trembling in anticipation while they waited for Y/N to pick up the call.

“Hey guys!” Y/N greeted, large smile on her face.

“Look at my sweatah!” Charlie called out immediately, tugging the chest of the sweater up to show Y/N.

“Look at your sweater!” Y/N matched the toddlers enthusiasm. “That looks like one of mine.” she acted surprised., shooting Alex a sly wink.

“It is one of yours!” Charlie said, shoving the sleeve of the sweater into the camera for Y/N to see her own number.

“What do you say to Y/N for the sweater?” Alex prompted.

“Tank you!” Charlie snuggled her back into Alex. “When you come to camp?” she asked, cocking her head to one side.

“Not for a couple more days kiddo,” Y/N said softly. “But I’ll be there before you know it!” She attempted to cheer the little girl up who had quickly pouted.

Charlie huffed and flopped back more into Alex. Her disappointment at not seeing Y/N very apparent.

The three continued to talk until Alex needed to go down for a meeting; Y/N and Charlie dominating most of the conversation, Alex mostly sitting there watching the pair with a smile on her face.

For the remainder of the evening and most of the next day, Charlie remained quiet and surprisingly subdued for the normally energetic toddler. The other players all tried to bring her out of her funk, but Alex knew Y/N would be the only person able to cheer the toddler up. Charlie walked around the entire time in Y/N’s sweater, refusing to take it off at any point.

Y/N had done everything she could to try and switch her photo shoots, unfortunately with no luck. Alex did her best to try and cheer up both her girlfriend and daughter, each equally pouty about the extended separation.

With the time difference Y/N would stay up late to ensure she could read to Charlie before bed; Alex setting her iPad up on a pillow, letting Y/N softly read until Charlie would fall asleep.

“Come on pouty pants, you’re worse than the three year old,” Alex teased the second night.

“Am not!” Y/N argued back, brows furrowed and bottom lip protruding.

“Right, that was such a sound argument,” Alex just laughed. She found it adorable how connected the two were. It had been a concern when the two women had gotten together, that Y/N and Charlie wouldn’t mesh well, she had nothing to worry about at all. The two had immediately clicked, the pair all smiles and giggles every time they’re together.

Except now, this was the longest the two had been separated. It was expected that Charlie would be pouting this much, not understanding why Y/N wasn’t there. Alex however, had not anticipated having Y/N match the level of pouting the three year old was doing.

“I just miss her Al,” Y/N outright pouted this time, Alex cocking her eyebrow. “And you too,” She tried to amend. “I miss you too, like sex and your face and stuff. But I miss my little buddy. Being an adult suck.” Y/N full on huffed, flopping into the pillows of her bed.

“Thanks, I miss sex and your face and stuff too,” Alex rolled her eyes.

“You know what I mean,” Y/N rolled her eyes in return, too grumpy to defend herself.

“I know babe, you guys can have a big mushy reunion in a couple days,” the forward softened, “We’ll all go aw, it will be adorable, forget I exist, and go off and play.”

“You joke, but that is exactly how it’s going to go,” Y/N perked up.

“Thanks, love you too.”

“Now who’s pouting? Not my fault your kid is cooler than you,” Y/N teased.

“I’m going to bed now; you can pout on your own!”

“I love you!”

While Y/N was upset she didn’t get to see her two favourite people as soon as she wanted, she had worked out her schedule to arrive sooner than Alex knew. Pushing all her other commitments to be back to back, allowing her to get to camp two days earlier than anticipated.

It was hard to keep it to herself every time Charlie would ask when she was coming, bottom lip stuck out, head cocked to the side, looking all kinds of adorable. She knew the surprise would be worth it in the end though.

Y/N had an incredibly early morning flight, it would allow her to get to the hotel just after lunch. She had already talked to some of the staff to help time everything out right. Giving her time to see Alex and Charlie before they would have their afternoon film session.

The next afternoon, fresh from the airport, Y/N got the all clear from one of the staff that Alex and Charlie were distracted at the table. They opened the door and pointed out where they were seated, having made sure both would be facing away from the door.

Y/N slowly walked behind them, motioning at the players facing her to remain quite as she approached. All of them smirking while Alex was distracted by the grumpy toddler.

As Y/N got up behind Charlie, she gently flipped the hood of the sweater over her eyes.

“Hey!” Charlie squealed, fumbling with the hood while trying to turn in the chair at the same time.

The table erupted in laughter, Y/N smiling bright at seeing the two.

Alex helped Charlie removed the hood, holding on to her so she wouldn’t fall off the chair.

“Y/N!” Charlie yelled out excitedly when she saw who the culprit was. She immediately stood on the chair, jumping into Y/N’s waiting arms.

“Charlie!” Y/N caught the girl, tossing her into the air.

Once back down, Charlie snuggled into Y/N’s chest, small hands gripping her shirt as tight as she could. Y/N wrapped her arms around Charlie, pulling her in tight, squeezing her little body to her.

The entire table awed at the adorable reunion the two shared.

“Told you they would all aww,” Alex smirked, standing and wrapping an arm around Y/N’s waist.

Y/N unwrapped one arm from Charlie and pulled Alex in closer, leaning in to kiss her lips.

“You stay?” Charlie asked, pulling out slightly, placing both hands on Y/N’s cheeks to look her in the eyes.

“You bet I’m staying kiddo,” Y/N leaned in, blowing on Charlies neck, earning a loud squeal of laughter.

“Does this mean the two of you will stop pouting?” Allie called from across the table.

Y/N stuck her tongue out at the midfielder, Charlie quickly mimicking the action.

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