#you bitches convinced me

[smallz-o]

me when poly morningcrew shows up on my homepage: B)

#you bitches convinced me #ive been convinced #congratulations #smallzramble #poly morning crew #qsmp tubbo #qsmp fitmc #qsmp pac

[revengeismygender]

“Gay people did exist in the ‘80s” I say into the mic. The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame.

“No, they’re right” two people say from the corner. It’s the jazzercise instructor and photographer from Startcourt Mall.

#st3 #stranger things is gay okay #ronance #byler #steddie #stonathan #elmax #elumax #these bitches gay you will not convince me otherwise

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

you’re watching the maury show on your computer when katsuki marches into your room without a word and flops down next to you on your bed.

“ hello to you, too.” you snort. his words are muffled by your sheets but you’re about 90% sure he told you to shut up, you ignore it.

he lays face down on your bed for a while not saying anything and you know he’s had a long day and wants to be close to you without actually talking. you don’t mind, you’ll give him his space until he reaches out himself.

and he does after a little bit, turning his head around to face you as he looks from you to your computer screen, eyes focusing on the woman screaming that the man she cheated on her husband with was 100% not the father of her baby, mixed with the cheers of the audience.

he looks at you and raises a brow “ what’s happenin ?”

“ lady cheated on her husband with his brother.” you respond.

“ his brother ?” he repeats. his eyebrows furrow and you know he’s hooked. if there’s one thing katsuki loves but will never admit he does, it’s trash tv.

you nod, grinning somewhat evilly “his brother. now they’re trying to find out which one’s the father.”

he hums, scooting himself closer to you so he can see the screen too. he flips himself around so his neck isn’t craned at that awkward angle anymore and settles himself down right next to you. hook, line and sinker.

he wraps his arm around your shoulder and shoves his head in your neck, breathing you in. you both don’t say anything. “do you want me to play it from the beginning for you ?” he shakes his head in your neck. you reach your hand up to scratch at his scalp and you smile when he sighs. he holds you a little tighter, pressing feather light kisses into your neck.

katsuki’s never been good at expressing himself with any other emotion that isn’t anger. it makes him feel stupid and weak and soft. he’s had a long fucking day and he doesn’t wanna talk about it, simply wanting to indulge in you but he can’t tell you that, can’t find the words to, so he tries to find other ways to tell you and he hopes you understand and you do.

katsuki’s thankful for you because sometimes he wants to talk, wants to open up about what’s bothering him but sometimes he doesn’t. he doesn’t and you don’t pry when you know he doesn’t and he’s so thankful for you. he presses kisses on your skin and soft bites at your flesh to convey just how thankful he is, how grateful he is for having you. he hopes every warm press of his lips against your skin can convey how much he loves you loving him. and it does, because you turn your head and kiss the side of his head so sweetly and he knows you’re it for him.

he’ll tell you all of this one day, he promises. he’ll tell you all the thoughts swimming around in his head one day, but he hopes this’ll do for now. and unknowingly to him, it absolutely does.

he pulls his head out of your neck and kisses you hard on the cheek one, two, three times and you giggle. you feel him smile into your cheek when he kisses you a fourth time.

“fuck’re they screamin’ about ?” he says and you turn to look back at the screen. the woman is yelling at her husband’s brother vehemently denying the possibility of him being her baby’s father. you feel a little bad for laughing. “ she says he’s not the dad” you answer.

he clicks his tongue “ why the fuck is she on the show then.” he says, turning his attention back to your computer but his grip on you stays secure. you press yourself a little closer to him.

you’re still smiling lightly when you look back at your screen, simply shrugging. “ she said something about her having more sex with her husband than with him.” you answer and he snorts.

“ ten bucks neither one of them’s the father.”

#based off me falling back into the maury rabbit hole LMFAOO #i lowkey love this dumbass show #not as much as a luv my boyfriend tho #have i told yall how much i love him btw did i forget to mention that orr #I kinda like this #lil blurb #wtf typa word even is blurb lmfao #I love fluff #sorry to all the sad bitches #but leave me alone w that lemme be happy #bakugou imagine #bakugou katsuki x reader #bakugo fluff #katsuki bakugou x reader #katsuki x reader #bakugou x reader #katsuki bakugo x reader #convinced katsuki goes like ‘ten bucks that___’ but then gets mad when you offer him money when hes right LMFAOOO #(am i projecting ? you’ll never know) #(yes i am)

[bruciemilf]

Losing my mind at the idea of 10 year old Jon Kent having obliterating " Excuse my wife, she's just tired" energy. Damian goes off on someone like an angry pomeranian and Jon holds him by his cape like a cat " Haha, woah, someone had too many Capri suns" JUST to be a little shit to his best friend

#jon kent #damian wayne #damian al ghul #super sons #dc #dc comics #he took it from clark change my mind #text #text post #like jon is such a little shit you cannot convince me he's not the embodiment of shitposting #while damian is all proper and posh. he hears jon cuss one time and he gasps while covering his mouth #jon @ lex luthor: damn you're a bitch #damian: !!!! THE FORBIDDEN WORD????? IS NOT ILLEGAL? #damijon

[porschesbabydaddy]

Theerapanyakul cousins as children

Tankhun: extremely bossy but very cool big brother, comes up with the best games

Kinn: shy and awkward little kid, definitely had an ugly duckling glow up

Vegas: total crybaby with an explosive temper, universally described by teachers as a delight to have in class

Kim: undiagnosed autism baby and insufferable know it all

Macau: biter and certified Bratty Baby Cousin

#kinnporsche #saw a post that reminded me I had this lurking in my drafts #in my head kinn was an adorable chubby baby/toddler who turned into an awkward tween/teen and then a hot 20 something #you can’t convince me that Macau isn’t always out and about biting bitches #and Vegas is def an angry crier

[gascansposts]

Howdy howdy hey! I’ve been thinking about thinking more about that cowboy au, and so I’m trying to make some satisfying human designs for it :D this is what I’ve got so far though:

Kremy Lecroux, african American! One of the more recently learned black men after the civil rights act of 1866 (with help of course from Remy Guru) Conman and cook extraordinaire! People only ‘trust‘ him because he’s a stupid black man (wrong) The stache is still penciled on of course.

Gideon Coal, Mexican. Forced to help his pop in the Coal Mines after his mother left the two on their own with little money. His father died in the mines and Gideon was exploited (even more) as easy labor by white men. Has a set of manacles and chains he used to kill his original employers during an uprising and uses them as a lassoooooo

Morning Frost, Chinese immigrant. He originally came to America with his parents during the California gold rush. Learned English from whatever posters and newspapers he could find along with listening to white people speak. He also learned his mind games by doing the same thing. His robes are a gift from his parents when he set off to do…. Something

Gricko, Native American. He’s a younger generation, and is trying to meld into society after hearing their musics. Was kicked out of his tribe and eventually found a carnival (witchlight). There he met a young hard of hearing girl nicknamed hootsie and adopted her and ran. The two are slowly making a sort of sign language that the rest of the party eventually also learns to speak with Hootsie. Gricko picked up whittling to make toys and such for Hootsie and makes carvings of interesting animals he sees or hears about.

That’s all I have for them rn… I will likely change or flesh out certain parts of backstory’s and character designs. If there‘s any suggestions I’d love to hear them! (Im worried this comes off as insensitive or racist, I’m trying my best but there’s only so much research I can do) I’m really having fun making this so far hehe >:3c

#art #yep #arty art #legends of avantris #loa #once upon a witchlight #ouaw #ouaw au #of vagrants and vagabonds #cowboy au #wild west au #human design #kremy lecroux #gideon coal #morning frost #gricko grimgrin #hootsie grimgrin #hootsie T. cutsie grimgrin #im going to make that a tag Istg #doodles #sketch #umm #paper sketch #paper doodles #yes they are all poc #look me in the eyes and tell me my of these bitches are white OR European #nuh uh #at most Gideon is a half white half Mexican mix #you cannot convince me otherwise #once upon a firelight

[tangledinink]

while we're on the subject of partners for the boys--

#here's mikey #this isnt for any particular au im just fucking around #this is like? idk some post-movie timeline or smth #i just wanted to design mikeys some partners #you cant convince me hes not dripping in bitches-- #hes irresistable <3 #idk i just like the concept for him and i like designing silly yokai ocs #idk if ill ever translate to an au or anything #rottmnt #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt michelangelo #rise mikey #rise michelangelo #rottmnt oc #fidgetwing

[k4pp4-8]

Just had an insane thought

#he's the hottest bitch in the plaza you cant convince me otherwise #he's my favorite girlfriend :))) #sorry ray🙏 #radicles #ok ko rad #ok k.o.! let's be heroes #ok ko radicles #my art #kappart #ok ko let's be heroes #ok ko fanart

[chirpsythismorning]

Something we should definitely not overlook, because it feels relevant to birthdaygate, is the individual character posters for season 4.

There's actually even an interview with the Duffer Brothers, where they were asked about this theory:

Though, I should clarify, this interviewer got a few details wrong, as it appears Max was actually looking away from the camera, not directly at it. Not only that, but she also wasn’t the only one to do so. She was one out of four total...

Looking directly at the camera: El, Hopper, Murray, Will, Argyle, Steve, Dustin, Robin, (not shown above: Karen, Lucas, Erica, Nancy, Eddie)

Looking away from the camera, to their left: Joyce, Mike, Jonathon, Max

We could deduce that this visual choice was foreshadowing Max getting cursed by Vecna in season 4, and Matt did sort of elude to this in his response to the question, seeing as it was focused only on her. But what could this possibly mean for the other three then?

Initially, it didn’t seem like we got anything substantial enough in s4 that could have possibly paralleled Joyce, Mike and Jonathon to Max's situation, or even being cursed by Vecna like she did for that matter. Well, except—

I do find it interesting that the same episode we see Max slowly discover she has been cursed, in an episode literally titled 'Vecna's Curse', it's March 22nd, Will's birthday, and in real time we are seeing the three people who would definitely never forget Will's birthday, presumably forget.

Because undeniably, the first thing that crosses my mind when it comes to what could possibly connect these three characters with each other, is Will. He's what connects them all. But even more specifically, THIS scene below is what connects them all, a scene which, might I remind you, has a major emphasis on the word 'remember':

Joyce: Do you know what March 22nd is? It’s your birthday. YOUR birthday. When you turned 8, I gave you that huge box of crayons, do you remember that?

Jonathon: Do you remember the day dad left?

Mike: Do you remember the first day that we met?

Vecna:

Not only do I think this means that Vecna most likely took away these three's memory of Will’s birthday, I also think it means he took away this specific memory and all the memories mentioned within it.

If it's all coming full circle and everything leads back to Will, it would make sense that Vecna 'took notes' during this whole incident in 2x08. These memories and these specific people in Will's life played a role in thwarting Vecna's plans last time, so obviously, he's not going to give them the chance to do that again.

This also brings up some interesting questions:

Were those weird POV shots of the Cali gang, that looked oddly stalker-ish, meant to represent Vecna keeping a close eye on them, to make sure his plan was still in motion?

How long will this manipulation (curse) Vecna has on these three last? And to what extent? Will it all just come to a head right away in early season 5, at a moment when they're trying to save Will, but they inevitably fail because all of the relevant things that saved him last time, are now missing from their memories?

And last, but definitely not least, is it possible Mike wouldn’t have gone through with professing his love to El, the way that he did, even going as far as to say his life started the day he found her in the woods (the day Will went missing), if he had remembered already doing the exact same thing with Will…? If he had remembered the best thing he'd ever done was ask Will to be his friend? Because if this theory is correct y’all... MIKE DOESN'T REMEMBER!!!???

Well, that's all (for now)

Please be sure to check out this post if you haven't already, but even more importantly, scroll down to the bottom of that post, because there I have linked all the most incriminating evidence thus far.

And trust me, once you read all of it, it's pretty much undeniable.

I also hope this gives some validation to those of you out there who denied vehemently that Joyce, Mike or Jonathon could EVER possibly forget Will's birthday. Because you were right. Technically, they didn't. Technically it required an inter-dimensional monster for this to be possible at all. So props to ya'll and your faith in these characters! YOU WERE RIGHT!

#stranger things #will byers #stranger things meta #stranger things theory #birthdaygate #stranger things 5 #st5 headcanon #also hate to be the bitch to bring this up... #but you know how we always joked about how jonathon would be the only one to save will bc he knows his favorite song... #well.. in that scene in the shed back in s2... jonathon mentions that memory... #which means he doesn't remember #WHICH MEANS WILL IS FUCKED BASICALLY #yeah it might be good to go back and see everything they mentioned #because it's basically a free for all in terms of vecna swiping those memories right out of their brains #will byers im praying for you #that whole thing about s5 going back to s1 vibes has me scared... #but also there's a lot of foreshadowing that mike is in danger.? #so im not totally convinced he doesn't somehow mess up vecna's plan yet again... #maybe that's how him and will both end up stuck in the upside down together... #yes I will turn this around so it benefits me #what about it?

[aroaceleovaldez]

i keep thinking about Drew Tanaka/Will Solace/Paolo Montes as a poly ship. three pretty best friends except theyre dating

#pjo #riordanverse #drew tanaka #will solace #paolo montes #i love the idea of drew and will being that flavor of best friend where they would 100% date each other they just choose not to #except for when they do. also theyre the best friends dynamic where they bitch about stuff together #drew bringing out will's secret huge bitch side is delightful to me #this ship concept dynamic to me is just like. three most popular kids in school who know theyre hot shit #Drew is the enabler in the group. Paolo is the voice of reason. Will is the one who makes everybody play nice. #Drew often wins out. she doesnt even use charmspeak or anything #Will and Paolo just keep going ''okay you have convinced us. We will be A Little Silly. As A Treat.'' #Drew: I didnt even say anything || Will and Paolo: And say no more. we have been convinced.

[jadewritesficshere]

AU where Robin is going to the local community College for an arts degree. Convinces Steve during her second semester to sign up as a model so they can hang out during class. Robin convinces him its a win win situation, he gets paid to sit and look pretty and gets to spend time with her (that was previously interrupted by classes).

Eddie signs up for the class because he wants to get better at drawing for his DND meetings (plus for his degree he needs to have one artistic class and it was either this or theater, and he isnt sure if he'd have to perform but after getting accused in a hit and run that killed the local cheerleader, he isnt the most liked even though he was proven innocent). Eddie, who is late to class and the only seat left is next to Robin. The two start chatting and ignore the teacher going through the syllabus on the first day. This continues for the first three classes as the teacher goes over different techniques.

Fourth day of class, Steve is there. And Eddie is convinced he's seen an angel. He's seeing one of them sculptures by the ninja turtles come to life. The most gorgeous human he's ever seen. The imperfections make him more perfect. The freckles like constellations on his skin. The scars showing a fight that he undoubtedly was strong enough to survive. Robin clocks it in all of two seconds as Eddie is as red as a firetruck and hasn't said two words. Meanwhile, Steve is standing there feeling a little bad that Robin's new friend is so uncomfortable at the sight of him and his scars.

#Steve is like oh hes cute- oh...oh no its the scars oh no 😟 #Robin immediately has a shit eating grin and is teasing Eddie who just slowly slumps down in his seat #Eddie is convinced he's gonna have a heart attack with how fast his heart is beating #Cmon you telling me yall DONT like this idea someone with better skill write this please #Steddie #Platonic Stobin #Steve Harrington #Robin Buckley #Robin being the best wingman unintentionally #Eddie Munson #Steddie drabble #Steddie ficlet #Steve Harrington x Eddie Munson #Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson #Stranger Things #Also the sculpture by a ninja turtle line was said to me irl they went "you know the famous thing by the ninja turtle the David or whatever #I was like BITCH MICHAELANGELO??? Before busting out laughing and honestly tho I get it #Jade is Talking

[wormswurld]

if saltburn took place modern day you can’t TELL ME ms. olivia rodrigo wouldn’t be on the soundtrack SORRY ABT IT 🤭

#like she so would #like the entirety of GUTS would be on that bitch #you cannot convince me otherwise #absolutely love her music i don’t care what ppl say #saltburn #saltburn posting #lgbtqia #olivia rodrigo

[ihatethiswebsite77]

Kyle's behavior in Casa Bonita is genuinely one of my favorite examples of him being a bit fuckin obsessed with Cartman/the idea of fixing Cartman.

So the first thing Kyle does in this episode is enter the room excitedly announcing that he is able to invite 3 of his friends to his birthday party to his only 3 friends. Then he tells one of them they actually aren't inviting them. So first things first. No one in their right mind does that, not unless they want to get a specific reaction out of that person when letting them know they aren't invited.

Kyle also appears to be angry when Cartman says that he wants to go to Casa Bonita specifically, and not his birthday.

Also the little instance of his crossing his arms and looking away while saying "sorry my minds made up" seems like a normal thing but looking at it in tandem with the rest of his behavior this episode I think it screams "my minds not made up I am just waiting to see if you'll say what I want to hear you say"

Speaking of the rest of his behavior. Kyle hasn't already invited Butters when he announces the exciting news to the guys. He just makes it clear that he is planning to invite him instead of Cartman.

Even Cartman somewhat recognizes what Kyle wants in this situation. When Cartman comes to him in an attempt to win him over with his "nice sweater" Kyle immediately clocks what he is trying. But he doesn't turn him away. He doesn't say "no matter what you do I'm not inviting you". Kyle just says that "that's not the same as being nice". And leaves Cartman to figure it out on his own. By this point Kyle still hasn't invited Butters.

In the next scene Kyle witnesses Cartman beating up Jimmy in an attempt to prove that he is Kyle's friend. What is Kyle's response to this. Well I call it the Kyle equivalent of "Not quite what I meant. Try again later." He could not give less of a crap that Cartman just beat up Jimmy. Nope. All he has to say to him is that that isn't "being nice" either.

After this Kyle invites Butters to his birthday. But then immediately as Cartman is walking down the hallway he initiates a conversation to find out what Cartman will try this time. Even tho, as Cartman points out, he has already invited Butters, and he knows that he has already invited Butters. He still wants so desperately to fix Cartman. To make him learn a lesson. And he wants to be the one to do that. Not anyone else. Kyle. Because Kyle is the only one that actually tries to pull this crap with Cartman.

And nothing makes this sweeter than the fact that he just outright admits it in the fucking episode. That is exactly what he wanted to hear from him all along. All along. From the start of this episode.

#kyle broflovski is the biggest “i can fix him” bitch i know #kyle reads/watches those “i can fix him” romances and instead of scoffing at them he takes note #nothing can convince me that kyle wasn't planning to pull that #“I'm still not inviting you *waits for reactions* are you really fine with not going *waits for reaction*” #on cartman and then invite him if his reactions matched what he wanted #if it weren't for the fact that he already invited butters #kyle broflovski #sp kyle #kyle broflovski analysis #eric cartman #sp cartman #kyman #sp kyman #south park

[vulpinesaint]

listen i am geralt of rivia hater number one but one thing i actually CANNOT stand is when the fandom mischaracterizes him. took one look at this man who speaks very straight-forwardly and matter-of-fact and is a little recalcitrant with his words sometimes and went "haha he communicates in grunts! man who only says 'hm'!" and then won't even write him to speak in full fucking sentences. hello???? hello???????? yes the netflix show was a bad influence on everybody because they were trying too hard to depict geralt as a stoic manly badass but we CANNOT let that distract us from the REAL thing to make fun of geralt for. which are his Constant Unprovoked Monologues

#also the fact that he fakes his dumb stupid little rivian accent because the man was NOT raised in rivia. but i digress #'haha he only says hm!' where were you for every episode when he launched into a speech about the lesser evil. that's like. the whole thing #geralt of rivia will do nothing But talk once you let him. don't give that bitch a chance! he'll start up about honor again!!! #convinced that most of this is because netflix show insisted on showing us him around jaskier so much #and jaskier does not shut up. love him to death. but geralt genuinely does not have time to get a word in edgewise #i will admit that this is something that i had to learn by reading the books and paying more attention to it #but it's not like he DOESN'T do it in the show. if you ever sit with a witcher episode transcript for whatever reason #and really take a look at geralt's lines. man he talks a whole fucking lot. #again cannot emphasize enough that he Monologues. HE TALKS HIS WAY OUT OF SO MANY SITUATIONS. #me when i look filavandrel of the elves in the eyes and 'hm' at him and he lets me go. no bitch he monologued!!!! #terrible. terrible. let this man speak. if i see you fanfic bitches continue making him talk in sentence fragments again i'm gonna kill #as for my own fanfic. i will always prefer a geralt who talks too much to be believable over a geralt who barely speaks at all. #both because i believe in letting him speak his mind which he OBVIOUSLY likes to do. sideeyes him. #and because it's just fucking boring and a little annoying to read speech patterns that don't sound like how people talk. #cough cough lan wanji the untamed. man i'm not sitting here and reading this motherfucker's two word sentences #let him speak!!!!!! #anyway. #geralt of rivia #the witcher #fanfic

[thee-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra]

*post gets deleted* damn, but I bet it'll be posted if I spam it 7 more times!!

#found this person when they were spreading misinformation on intersex-ness and then bitched and moaned after being downvoted #istg I feel like every exclusionist is intersexist #like I've never met an exclusionist that wasn't intersexist #there is a connection between intersexism and exclusionism and you cannot convince me otherwise #tw exclusionism #bi lesbian #mspec lesbian #bi lesbians ily <3 #varioriented #mspec mono #critinclus

[sadaveniren]

Louis continues to like photos of Danielle, and it will be so funny to see his face when he admits he is with her

🙄🙄 reminder to every anon frothing at the bit for Douis to make a comeback and prove me wrong for saying “nah not happening” this was from like a week ago via her IG stories. Her getting kissed on the cheek by her FIANCÉE who she has been with for 5 years while WEARING HER ENGAGEMENT RING.

JFC he liked a post about her dog - a dog he knew!! Louis - a confirmed dog person!!! - liking dog posts on IG! Shocking concept I know.

#I have rewritten this answer multiple times to remove as much bitch from my answer as possible #but like #you aren’t gonna convince me IG likes mean Douis is coming back