#Jade is Talking

[jadewritesficshere]

18+only: bondage, begging, humiliation, dom/sub subtext

Just thinking about Eddie messing around with the handcuffs and thinking about what it would be like to be restrained against a headboard since he didn't have one.

Going to your house and using the spare key you have hidden to get inside. You would never know! He'd be in and out. Going to your room and laying on your bed stretching his arms above his head and interlocking the handcuffs with the headboard. Tightening the cuffs so they aren't too tight but they also leave a thin red mark if he struggles against them too much. Not enough to cut him but enough he can see it later and be reminded that he was here like this.

And Eddie is so turned on and he's in your bed and surrounded by your scent he can close his eyes and imagine you laying next to him. He goes to unlock the handcuffs but the angle is weird and he drops the key. He can hear it hit the floor with a clang. Eddie tries to get out but can't. And Eddie's face is flushed from embarrassment and now really isn't the time to learn that makes him a bit harder. All he can do is wait and try his best to not think sexy thoughts and hope his problem goes down.

And then you come in and all you see is Eddie laying on your bed, arms stretched above him. The glint of metal wrapped around his wrists and your headboard like a flashing light. Eddie's face is flushed, a nice red that spreads down his neck. With his arms stretched above his head, his shirt has lifted revealing his stomach. Curls of hair that form under his belly button that trails down and disappears under his jeans. A very prominent bulge in his pants. A very very prominent bulge.

Eddie is simultaneously mortified and horny and he can't help shivering under your gaze. He is literally at your mercy here and if that doesn't make his dick strain harder against his jeans.

And if you come over and slowly trace your fingers up and down his chest, each stroke down getting closer and closer to his jeans. Him lifting his hips up slightly in the hopes that he can get some friction from your hand against him. You scolding him and removing your hand, teasing him. Eddie's whimpers and gasps filling the air, begging you for anything just please touch him. Finally getting some relief when you finally do

#Mentally I am here and God i wish I was physically #I should be writing instead have this #I am adding as many content warnings to the top as possible so that way nothing is missed okay anyways pls enjoy #Eddie Munson x reader #Eddie Munson x you #Eddie Munson x y/n #Eddie Munson/you #Eddie Munson/reader #Jade is Talking #Eddie Munson smut

[monado-stew]

robots are so so cute,,,, love is stored in the wires

#jade talks

[lazycranberrydoodles]

english translation book 5 baby we are in the ‘people assuming kid form hua cheng is xie lian’s son’ era 🔥🔥🔥 / follow for more hualian silliness

#so the part of the book where kid hua cheng suddenly sits bolt upright #because he senses something in the room #and this 7 year old is just 👁️👁️ and radiating immense killing intent #hes so fucking funny 😭 #i love him being weird and strange and offputting #‘dianxia why does the high schooler that hangs around your house sometimes have glowing red eyes and know things he definitely shouldnt #and crush things into dust with his bare hands and seem to hate the sun an-‘ mind your own fucking business #drawing baby hc was so much fun i hope i do it again soon #the secret is that xie lian is JUST as deeply weird as his husband but in a less obvious and threatening manner. #guy who has to keep his internal monologue internal because he is thinking things like “wouldnt wanna get choked by those hands!” #out of every god character he is the one who seems to have changed the most from immortality #dying presumably hundreds of times and being alone for hundreds of years does something to your brain #“xiao hua why does your cultivator talk weird and wear the same clothes and eat the same food and-” HE IS AUTISTIC!!!! AND JADED BY THE #PASSAGE OF CENTURIES!!! YOULL NEVER KNOW WHICH IS WHICH!! #my art #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #art #tgcf meme #mxtx #天官赐福 #lmao #hob #heaven official's blessing #the people have spoken...

[jadequarze]

Stealing Imogen for a bit | Nice try Ashton

#jade draws #critical role #critical role fanart #cr3 #imogen temult #laudna #ashton greymoore #imodna #im trying to figure out what to name ashton-imogen duo #do they even have a name for this duo?? #if you see me talk/draw more of ashton-imogen duo dont be surprised #i genuinely love these two so much and need more misadventure of them

[hurlyburlytopsyturvy]

a homestuck-ified meme bonanza

↓ ↓ references belooooww ↓ ↓ 

#the 200 follower special yeeeeehaw #hurly art #this all happened bc i think the gag of dave’s eyes awooga-ing through his shades is funny #then it spiraled #jane could be talking about dirk or jake take your pick #homestuck #homestuck beyond canon #hsbc #hs:bc #homestuck^2 #homestuck art #homestuck fanart #hs #hom3stuck #tw blood #dave strider #june egbert #j egbert #dirk strider #jake english #rose lalonde #jane crocker #roxy lalonde #terezi pyrope #jade harley #jasprosesprite #hs^2

[daily-jadeharl3y]

DAY TWENTY SEVEN

#homestuck #jade harley #hs #homestuck art #homestuck fanart #homestuck jade #jade harley fanart #jade homestuck #jade homestuck art #jade harley art #harlesdaily #rose lalonde fanart #rose lalonde #aradia megido #aradia megido fanart #they are talking about their fav goth bands :3

[nemu-archnemesis]

Quick arasol doodle

#my fav str8s #havent drawn homestuck in months lol #might draw jade next #ken talks #artwork #art #doodle #fanart #homestuck #arasol #aradia megido #sollux captor #aradia <3 sollux

[ffcrazy15]

Someone needs to do an analysis on the way the Kung Fu Panda movies use old-fashioned vs. modern language ("Panda we meet at last"/"Hey how's it going") and old-fashioned vs. modern settings (forbidden-city-esque palaces/modern-ish Chinese restaurant) to indicate class differences in their characters, and how those class differences create underlying tensions and misunderstandings.

#This is neither a criticism nor a compliment of that artistic choice #I just think it's really interesting #Like even looking at the Five: #Tigress talks in an older style than the others because she was mainly raised at the Jade Palace #While Mantis talks like Joe-schmo off the street because he *was* a streetfighter and an ordinary guy #Shifu and even Tai Lung talk like they're from an old-fashioned novel or kung fu movie #Po talks like a modern guy you'd meet working in a twenty-first century family restaurant #Part of Tigress's initial disdain for him in the first movie is clearly because she considers him to be low-class/a commoner #(And therefore an intruder into the world of the Jade Palace and the rest of the Kung Fu masters which appears to be semi-noble). #Shen looks genuinely off-put and disgusted when he has to respond to Po's greeting with a “...hey.” #And when Po wants to appear more legitimate as a warrior he adopts a more “legendary”/old-fashioned way of speaking. #In the aesthetic language of KFP old fashioned=noble/upper class and modern=common/lower class. #This translates entirely naturally—I think especially to an American audience—but it is wild once you notice it #Because you realize: “Hang on—shouldn't *all* these characters be talking like they're living in the medieval era?” #“And what does it mean that they're not? What is the movie attempting to convey with this—probably entirely subconscious—artistic choice?” #kung fu panda

[sweaty-confetti]

i was overcome with a plague

#emo moss talks #homestuck #john egbert #dave strider #June egbert #jade Harley #rose lalonde #Beta Kids #scooby doo

[0l-unreliable]

Fliipping thru the SB

#homestuck #dirk strider #jake english #lil hal #dirkjake #haljake? #dave strider #rose lalonde #john egbert #jade harley #i HAVE to draw everything all the time or im a failure #that might just be my gifted kid syndrome talking #whatever #this bunny suit thing started with Rabbit hole by DECO*27 and i'm still struggling to get over it

[jadewritesficshere]

Sleep

Eddie Munson x reader

You fall asleep at Eddie's, but he doesn't mind.

Contents: just pure fluff, pet name that refers to reader (Baby)

Eddie smiled softly at you from the doorway. You were huddled under a quilt, head at an awkward angle against the back of the couch. You mouth was hanging open and light snores could be heard coming from you. You had fallen asleep sometime after the movie had started. As soon as it had ended, Eddie had ran to the bathroom not even noticing you were asleep.

But he noticed now. Eddie could stand here and watch you forever, but he didn't want to be caught staring if you woke up. He didn't want you to feel self conscious like you typically did if he stared too long.

Eddie slowly creeps over to the couch. He doesn't want to wake you, but he doesn't want you to be in pain. Especially not when there's a perfectly nice bed in his bedroom.

"Baby?" He gently asks, hand lightly coming to your shoulder to shake you awake. You awake with a start, jumping up and looking around with wide eyes. A bit of drool has dried on the corner of your mouth.

And Eddie thought you were the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen. He uses his thumb to wipe away the drool, smiling at you.

You blink a few times as you awaken. "Shit... I missed the movie," you mumble rubbing your eye. Eddie chuckles," Good thing we can rewind the tape." You yawn and nod.

Eddie stands and holds his hand out to you," C'mon." You grab his hand and Eddie yanks you up, causing you to stumble into him. Eddie wraps his arms around you, holding you close. He shuffles the two of you forward, slowly inching towards the bedroom, but never once letting go.

Your head lays on his shoulder, practically falling asleep standing up. You can hear his steady heart beat. Your arms slowly lower, hands falling from his shoulders down to his behind. You can't stop yourself from squeezing it slightly, causing Eddie to giggle. Normally, he would make some quick remarks that would cause you to laugh, but tonight he didn't.

Tonight he was quiet. Calm. Yes, he could be loud and the life of the party. But Eddie also could be calm and steady, leading without taking credit.

Eddie pulled back the covers to the bed and helps you get in. He jokingly threw the blankets up over your head before pulling them down and tucking them appropriately under your chin. Eddie pauses in thought before kissing your forehead," Sweet dreams."

Eddie turns to leave but your hand grasps his wrist. He looks back at you curiously. "Stay?" You lightly tug his wrist towards you. A moment of silence runs between you, causing you to let go of his wrist awkwardly. But Eddie doesn't notice. Eddie simply clambors up onto the bed and lays next to you. He lays on his side facing away from you, grabbing your arm and wrapping it around him. "If you wanted to hold me, you only had to ask."

And as sleep takes hold, you can feel him kiss your hand he has clasped in his. He sighs and snuggles back into your hold. "I love you," He whispers quietly in the night, not expecting you to be awake enough to hear. He simply said it because it was true, because even if no one else was around to hear, he would feel the same. He loved you and simply couldn't keep it to himself.

#Thinking about him #Eddie Munson x reader #Eddie Munson/reader #Eddie Munson x you #Eddie Munson/you #Eddie Munson x y/n #Eddie Munson fluff #Jade is Talking

[hartteart]

if you hate yourself so much why don’t you hatemarry yourself?

#jade harley #karkat vantas #homestuck #on page 5388 #please no spoilers #also!! why does no one talk about how precious their friendship is?! #and how they’re two sides of the same coin #jade hides her self-hatred behind a veneer of cheerfulness #and karkat hides his compassion behind his anger and self-hatred #like y’all this essay writes itself #uh if you saw the earlier version of this with the mistake no you didn’t

[hazelcallahan]

I know what you're doing. What's that? Minetta's Ploy. Your opponent thinks that they know you, thinks they can anticipate your next move, but you keep frustrating those expectations. Sounds pretty frustrating. Yeah, can be frustrating. Especially if you've been, like, aching to fight them for a while now, but circumstances keep denying them the opportunity. Maybe forces them to make a mistake, or leaves them vulnerable to something unexpected. That's the strategy. I love you.

#willow #willowedit #tanthamore #kit x jade #jade claymore #kit tanthalos #** #willow spoilers #everyone shut up im gonna be talking abt this for WEEKSSSSSSSS #[posts gifset at like 4am my time] oh yeah this is gonna do numbers this is peak time

[iknaenmal]

Would you let her fly over your blog? 🥺

#LOOK AT HER GO!!!!!!!! #homestuck #jade harley #ikna talks #1k

[rhymesswith]

POV they’re coming for your ass

#lan wangji #lan xichen #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #mdzs/untamed #twin jades #my arts #rhymeswithmdzs #i'm not done talking about how the lan clan has the most extra fighting style #idk if the glowing ball of energy makes any canonical sense #i just wanted to do a lan bros tandem attack

[flawseer]

Jade Mountain Academy students

#1 - Seawing chapter

Part one of my attempt to draw all the students of Jade Mountain Academy. Keep in mind that a lot of these have virtually no usable character information available beyond one or two short quotes, especially the poor sods in the copper and quartz winglets. That means some of this data is going to be made up and will likely conflict with any established popular headcanons. Just trying to make sense of this for myself.

With that out of the way:

Turtle, Prince

Tribe - Seawing

Winglet - Jade

Color - Jade green

Relatives - Princess Tsunami (sister), Princess Anemone (sister)

Clawmate(s) - Umber (Mudwing)

Favorite subject - Literacy

Least fav. subject - Exercise

Physical characteristics - luminous markings: large, polygonal, interlocking; royal wing markings; average size, slightly overweight

Other characteristics - socially subdued, low confidence

Pike

Tribe - Seawing

Winglet - Gold

Color - Lapis blue

Relatives - Barracuda (cousin)

Clawmate(s) - Bigtail (Nightwing), Flame (Skywing)

Favorite subject - Cultural Exchange

Least fav. subject - Science

Physical characteristics - luminous markings: small to medium size, jagged; minor scarring; unusually small stature, lean and wiry

Other characteristics - unusual attachment to Princess Anemone, socially aggressive (suggest counseling), prone to self-injury (suggest monitoring)

Anemone, Princess

Tribe - Seawing

Winglet - Silver

Color - Baby blue

Relatives - Princess Tsunami (sister), Prince Turtle (brother)

Clawmate(s) - Ostrich (Sandwing)

Favorite subject - Exercise

Least fav. subject - History

Physical characteristics - rings of petal-shaped patches around eyes; royal wing markings; pink accents in wings and webs; small stature, average weight

Other characteristics - animus wielder (necessitates close behavioral monitoring), socially domineering (possible maladaptive coping response, suggest counseling)

Snail

Tribe - Seawing

Winglet - Copper

Color - Seafoam green

Relatives - none on site

Clawmate(s) - Alba (Icewing), Mindreader (Nightwing)

Favorite subject - Exercise

Least fav. subject - History

Physical characteristics - curly horns; luminous markings sharp and vibrant; strong hindlegs, stature and build otherwise average

Other characteristics - fastest swimmer

Barracuda

Tribe - Seawing

Winglet - Quartz

Color - Violet blue

Relatives - Pike (cousin)

Clawmate(s) - Mightyclaws (Nightwing)

Favorite subject - did not disclose

Least fav. subject - did not disclose

Physical characteristics - luminous markings sharp and jagged; dark stripe patterns on neck scales; large stature

Other characteristics - socially outgoing, most enigmatic

#wings of fire #wof #dragon #digital art #wof art #flawseer art #flawseer talk #wof seawing #wof turtle #wof pike #wof anemone #wof snail #wof barracuda #jade mountain academy