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in my ag class today we got to bring home the plants we grew and i had a class right after that class so me and my friend just walked into english holding two huge trays of tomatoes and onions and a single huge cabbage head. it was great
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sweaty-confetti · 12 hours
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your honour my client merely just got a little bit genghis khan
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sweaty-confetti · 12 hours
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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).
I will draw a picture of the horse we make!
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thank you !! this was fun :3
what I look like:
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tagging (no pressure): @silksong-when @justalexisfine @milobobiloo @bugbuoyx
starting a tag game cause i'm bored and i hate my notifications :D
WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE IRL
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WHAT U WANNA LOOK LIKE
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picrew: here!
tagging @random-doctor-on-the-internet @cataperat @discoveredreality @ladykiller-yt and @midnights-dragon
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sweaty-confetti · 12 hours
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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble
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sweaty-confetti · 16 hours
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the "irreversible damage" book cover is still perhaps the most succinct demonstration of how the laserfocus the detranxiety movement has on muh poor little girls is fundamentally an outgrowth of the general terror about declining (white) birth rates and white woman fertility as a dwindling resource. like, what's actually wrong with the kitschy smiling little girl in that picture? she looks pretty content for someone "mutilated." is she missing her head, brain, heart, limbs or what? anything that would obstruct her in living out her 8 decades on this earth? hell no, it's much worse than that. it's something that actually matters. she's missing her ability to produce White Babies. you're telling me we've spent decades working to overturn roe or at least make it as difficult as possible and now that we succeeded they've found a way to weasel out of being a reproductive resource anyway? that just won't do.
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sweaty-confetti · 21 hours
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kill the shift manager in your brain
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Hundreds of Jewish anti-war demonstrators have been arrested during a Passover seder that doubled as a protest in New York, as they shut down a major thoroughfare to pray for a ceasefire and urge the Senate majority leader, Chuck Schumer, to end US military aid to Israel.
The 300 or so arrests took place on Tuesday night at Grand Army Plaza, on the doorstep of Schumer’s Brooklyn residence, where thousands of mostly Jewish New Yorkers gathered for the seder, a ritual that marked the second night of the holiday celebrated as a festival of freedom by Jews worldwide.
The seder came just before the US Senate resoundingly passed a military package that includes $26bn for Israel.
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I never thought I'd say this but here it is!!
The long lost Gravity Falls "Next Time On," reel has FINALLY been found!
This right here is what made this show happen and the reason why every new Disney cartoon also has a next time on reel. GF's last big lost media hunt is over!
Alex Hirsch said that he was okay if this ever was to leak. So, if this goes down, blame Disney!!
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sweaty-confetti · 2 days
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i just don’t think it’s productive to like actually genuinely seriously hate a group of people even if they have systematic power over you. like it’s not a form of activism you’re just saying words! and i’m not talking about a jokey well-intentioned “ugh men suck why are they like this” or “cis people are so dumb” you know that’s whatever but like. i can only speak from my experience in queer online spaces that are predominantly white but. the people (almost exclusively online) who spend all their time talking about how much they hate men and how all men should die and be exterminated or how all cis people are our enemies and are horrible and will never understand oppression ever and aren’t to be trusted. its dumb. thats not a form of activism youre not bringing about any material change you’re just saying the same dumb shit over and over and over again
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sweaty-confetti · 2 days
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Bisexuality by Trisha Miller in Lavender Woman Vol. 2 Iss. 5 (1973)
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sweaty-confetti · 2 days
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"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.
"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"
"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."
"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."
"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.
"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."
"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."
"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.
"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.
"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."
"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."
"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."
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sweaty-confetti · 2 days
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i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been "cancelled" was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy
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sweaty-confetti · 2 days
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i need drawing requests guys
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draw a frog perhaps?
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one of those fucked up little rain frogs with the asscheeks
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