#yogurt boy

[clarabowmp3]

okay I want to say/ask this in the nicest way possible, but can someone explain to me the joke/what’s funny about referring to Joe as yogurt boy? Explain it to me like I’m 5 pls

#For the life of me I cannot see what’s funny about it #joe alwyn #taylor swift #yogurt boy

[candle-wax-and-polariods]

analyzing each back cover

i love you its ruining my life

shes saying out right that the person shes in love with is simultaneously ruining her life. we can infer that this is most likely YB wanting a quiet life and her not being able to give that, and him wanting her to be little and small. this came at the grammy’s where she got to be big and bejewel

you don’t get to tell me about sad

shes saying that the person shes presumably arguing with cant tell her about her feelings and mental health. this may be referencing the feelings of sadness that depression (something we know that taylor has struggled with at least at one point while writing midnights, see anti hero) brings. this was announced in Melbourne after singing red (a song about the different sides of love, the good happy side and the angry aftermath) but before singing your losing me (a song most likely about joe alwyn and her having a slow decay in their relationship)

am i aloud to cry?

the first and only punctuated back cover. shes asking someone most likely her partner or herself if she can cry. she is obviously upset, most likely very angry or very sad about something and wants to cry and let it pass. this was anounced affter singing HYGTG (asumably because killatrav was in attendance) and before signing a mash up of white horse (about relizing someone isnt what you thought they were) and coney island (a song where the narator is wondering where their partner went) with sabrina carpenter.

old habits die screaming

this is talking about how the habit (maybe the habit is a person) begins trying to come back but it is already dead. the habit may be the relationship or the habit may be symbolic for YB. the habit died screaming trying to get the person making the statement (presumably taylor) to come back to it. this was announced affter playing a mashup of long story short (a song about how journey may seem long but youll survive) and the story of us (a story about a relationship that went bad) and before playing a mashup of clean (a song about a relationship that your finally done and over with that you wont go back to) and evermore (a song about hope and taking things day by day at your worst just to get through something, also has references to 2016).

Cover art

you can see that as the varients go on the color gets darker and the covers get less of that closed off sexiness. you see she goes from the closed off sexiness in the first cover with her hand on her head (seprate note please get taylor advil, she looks like she needs it) to slowly losing that closed of sexiness and while still having time to on the front of the first on the back shes just in a bra and sweat pants, most likely exhausted(physically and mentally) and just trying to get by.

TLDR

the covers get increasingly sad and show the decay of a relationship, and the words get more gut wrenching

#swifties #taylors version #taylornation #taylorstans #taylor swift #i love you taylor #taylurking #the tortured poets department #ttpd #yogurt boy #analysis #ts ttpd #ts11 #tsttpd

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

Our lore is too mainstream now 😳

#taylor swift #joe alwyn #the tortured poets department #invisible string #yb #yogurt boy #folklore

[petals2fish]

I’m so proud of @abihastastybeans learning the swift lore of “yogurt boy” 🥹

#petals talks #yogurt boy #London boy #abihastastybeans

[monolaguesong]

What is it about men that they will make a woman miserable instead of just leaving? Like instead of breaking up with someone when they know it’s not gonna work/that they are not going to propose etc. they just make them miserable until they literally can’t fucking function and have to do it themselves? Like stop torturing people, if you are not going to contribute to making it better, leave

#Taylor swift #you’re losing me #ylm #yogurt boy

[fairytwles]

S U B P O E N A I N B I O @ YB

#taylor swift #the tortured poets department #TTPD #ts #ts 11 #Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? #yogurt boy #im sorry it’s the first thing i thought of

[its-a-cruel-summer-lover]

Now that our regularly scheduled programming has returned I think we should refocus our attention on the most important topic… throwing YB in a trash can 🚮.

#trash #yogurt boy

[speakmorehoe]

"I'm loud, and I'm vulgar, and I wear the pants in the house because somebody's got to.. but I am not a monster! I'm not!"

WHO'S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF? (1966)

elizabeth taylor 🤝🏻 clara bow

When Bell saw Hoop-La, he raised his eyebrows higher than anyone, and he and Bow got into an explosive fight about her scantily-clad acting. According to Bow, Bell accused her of enjoying "showing myself off." Bow's pert response? I make the big bucks in this family, and this brought in the paycheck.

#clara bow #elizabeth taylor #taylor swift #the tortured poets department #yogurt boy

[self-made-cages]

He really ain't reading what they call her lately, huh 💀

#tiwwchnt #(he sucks) #yogurt boy #eras seattle 1

[imherethephantom]

I’m sorry Joe cowrote The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived????

is it about Benji???

#william bowery #yogurt boy #ttpd #Taylor swift #the smallest man who ever lived

[i-dont-know-anything]

The way I just saw some random Travis Kelce fan page on Facebook that’s run by someone who is not a swiftie call Joe YB

#Taylor swift #yogurt boy

[sodamnbored]

In New Rome Pre-HoO:

Jason: Here, brought you something.

Nico, confused: A yogurt?

Jason, kindly: I wanted to make you feel more at home here.

Nico: Why would a yogurt make me feel at home?

Jason, tapping the lid: It’s Greek-style.

#bless. ​he’s trying really hard to make friends #this is fiction because Octavian would obviously have banned all Greek style yogurts #pjo fandom #pjo verse #pjo hoo #jason grace #nico di angelo #heroes of olympus #incorrect heroes of olympus #incorrect jasico quotes #incorrect nico di angelo quotes #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect percy jackson #incorrect hoo quotes #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo stuff #pjo boys #argo II boys #jasico #jasico bromance #demidorks #demidorks being cute #happy demidorks #Jason and Nico #nico and jason #disaster duo #chaotic dumbasses #himbo jason grace

[skittlesrus]

Where’s my skittle analog horror. Skittles has everything you need right there, monsters like yogurt boy, the cosmic horror of capitalism it’s the whole deal.

#skittles #yogurt boy #analog horror #like seriously feed the hole from my wife leaving me with skittles analog

[blueseysyogurt]

BLUE SARGENT AKA COOLEST GIRL IN THE WORLD!! i’m re-reading TDT and absolutely adore her

(everything is from pinterest minus the song lyrics [being cool by kimya dawson] and quotes [1st from the raven boys and 2nd from the dream thieves])

#trc #the raven boys #the raven cycle #blue lily lily blue #the dream thieves #the raven king #blue sargent #blue sargent’s yogurt addiction is so real #adam parrish #ronan lynch #noah czerny #richard gansey

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The red spot is a chili flake

The red spot is a chili flake... (context)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #ask #jin ling #It makes so much sense...wwx stores the chilli in his cheek pouches for easy deployment. In case of Bland Food emergency. #This is how he survives living with the Lans. #And how he trains his new body how to tolerate spice. #Poor jin ling does not have this resistance. He is taking burn damage the entire walk back home. Someone rub high fat yogurt on that boy. #Just in case its not a universal common experience to prepare peppers with your bare hands (like a fool) and touch your face (LIKE A FOOL): #that stuff *burns*. I try to remember to wear gloves but alas. This year we grew Serranos! Tasty little guys but mistakes were made. #Dont process peppers with cuts on your hands. Or rub your eyes. Actually: please jut wear gloves while handling peppers. #I can eat those puppies raw no problem but I am miserable when it gets into my eyes.

[erwinsvow]

sometimes the boys keep you in the dark about what they’re really up to—they think it’s easier than trying to explain everything to you. you’re real sweet, almost too nice and too sweet, so they know you’ll have your own issues with their plans. and besides all of that, you’re still a kook princess deep down, and when you get the sense that anything even remotely illegal is going on, you make the jump to panic immediately. 

so they don’t always tell you what’s going on-recon missions late at night are now exploring trips.

“why can’t we explore during the day, again? when it’s sunny?” you question, while jj shines a flashlight at your face, making you whine and cover your eyes. pope and john b share a glance.

“‘cause, princess, it’s more fun at night. otherwise pope couldn’t use all these gadgets. and it’s spooky, right?” jj throws in, hands wrapping around your stomach from behind and tickling. you start laughing, and they think they’ve avoided your question well enough for now. “see? havin’ fun now, arent’ya?”

“don’t worry, pretty girl, we’ll protect you.” you comply a lot more once john b says that.

at the chateau, when they’re all pouring over dusty old maps and books, you sit and flick through your phone until you’re bored enough to ask what they’re even looking at. the boys all exchange a glance—they do that a lot, you think absentmindedly. 

“uh, john b?” jj asks.

“um, well-” john starts, but gets interrupted by pope.

“no, jj went last time, so it’s my turn now-”

“well, i can go again, if you guys are occupied with this-”

“not gonna steal my turn, jayj.” pope walks over to you, leaving the pages behind. you smile at the attention, happy just to not be alone.

“should i go make lemonade for everyone? will you keep me company, pope?” and he nods, looking back at the boys a final time.

“sure, sweetheart, let’s go,” and he takes your hand in his, guiding you to the messy kitchen. 

just as you start cutting the lemons, you look up at pope, wanting to ask about what they were all so hyper-focused on—instead of being focused on you.

“will you tell me what they’re talking about?” you glance at pope shyly, always embarrassed since you worry if he thinks you’re dumb. 

“it’s nothing to worry your pretty head about, sweetheart. just john b’s stuff, and we’re tryna help him, s’all.” 

“can i help with anything?”

“you’re helping right now,” he reassures, and you feel giddy, starting the juice the lemons. “we all love your lemonade.” you come back with a pitcher of lemonade and a big smile, content to just lay around and watch them work into the afternoon. 

if you find out they’re gonna be on the boat, and they didn’t tell you, it’s a whole nightmare on its own. so when they finally have the perfect calm day to go use the underwater drone, they pick you up. 

you’re dolled up since it’s your absolute favorite—boat day! you’re wearing a flimsy yellow bikini and one of pope’s button ups over it, sporting john b’s old sunglasses and your matching shark-tooth necklace from jj. you climb onto the boat with your little pink cooler and the romance book you’ve been reading this week, before they take off into the ocean. 

“uh, princess?” jj asks, and you look up. he gestures at your cooler. “didn’t peg you to pack bait for us, but i mean, i’m grateful-”

“ew, jayj, no. it’s snacks!” you look at the others excitedly, opening the pink lid and taking out sliced fruit and carrot sticks. you pass them to john b, who passes them to pope, who then hands it to jj, who starts eating. “there’s also ranch for the carrot sticks, but i made it myself so it’s a lot healthier than the store-bought kind. and sandwiches for later. i love boat days.” 

you curl up with some apple slices and your book on the little seat, the boys looking at each other. a little while later, when they start what they really came out here for, john b catches jj and pope staring at you.

“i’m gonna propose. today.” 

“not if i do it first.”

#all this from one line from kie where she makes a joke she packed carrot sticks n yogurt #i looooove clueless reader x all three boys <333 #john b routledge #jj maybank #pope heyward #obx