#yikes thats too long

[keicordelle]

I know I've seen fics of Zhongli and Neuvillette meeting, either antagonistically or to solve some quirk of draconian biology (or because Zhongli has to come bail out his stupid husband from prison), but I want to see Zhongli and Wriothesley together, just sampling tea and exchanging notes on prefered brewing methods and blends. Both of them just sitting there contentedly, getting on like ducks in a pond, while Neuvillette just stews in the background. Childe's at the next table over just grateful someone else is occupied drinking the leaf water instead of him for a change

#im sure it's been done and i just havent come across it #but i think itd be cute #genshin impact #genshin #zhongli #neuvillette #wriothesley #childe #zhongchi #neuvithesley #tartali #wriolette #perhaps even wrioli if we were to bold? #or zhongthesley? #yikes thats too long #hm hm hm throw in some background Neuvillette x childe (i give up on remembering ship names) perhaps #while they watch their lovers get along a little better than intended #fic ideas #~k

[bittersweet-alyssum]

random heads up since ik some people hate mistor samgladiator yadda yadda i respect your choices to not like him or whatever but just fyi i myself do not hold ANY opinion on that whole situation so if you're strictly dni on people who support or aren't against him or whatever just keep that in mind before interacting! i enjoy sam's content personally so if you don't like that hi feel free to not interact, and stay safe pookies i care y'all smsm <3

#inkys bittersweet rambles #like i never got too deep into the drama surrounding him so im a bit clueless to why EXACTLY he's hated but... #well. to me personally it doesn't matter i'm just here to enjoy the stuff i like #okay you can say a lot of the jokes in yhs were. weird and distasteful and the triggering topics were kinda yikes! buuuuuut. but. #im an enjoyer of darker content in media and i always have been <3 warning warning for all my lovelies and randoms seeing my profile #OFC YOURE still free to int even if u have opposing views i could not care less!! as long as you know your boundaries have fun go crazy her #i don't really have a dni just don't. be overly freaky about darker tropes in fiction thats all really

[problemcore]

very very scared

#turning 20 in less than 2 hours #im also very sleepy i dont actually know if i can stay awake until midnight #mmm too sleepy to gather my thoughts properly #man i havent journaled in a WHILE. i dont think i made a proper journal entry since.... june? #yikes. #this past year was. something. for sure. #very eventful. i dont even remember all of it. for better or for worse. #it was a very stressful and busy year. proud of myself for keeping it together for as long as i have #idk im not good at words. thats why i make playlists every year. #in fact this year was so. blahhhh. that i have two playlists . #anyway ive made an age playlist every year since i was seventeen. just became a very nice tradition. #i think i no longer miss who i was at age seventeen. #i think im ready to let that child go #and. become a young adult officially. or smth. #god i need a vegetable. im gonna go make me a salad. and then go shower or smth. i feel so icky. #chris out thank you for reading ✌️ #chris noises #misc

[yorshie]

hi sweetheart!

how do you think the turtles would feel with a really petite reader? I mean, we are all small for them, but what if the reader is below average even by human standards like 5.0 f. t? will it bring something animalistic in them?

(I want to hear that reader will be carried on their hands 👏constantly👏 and treated like doll, I crave for that kind of comfort ty and sorry for my poor english 😭✋)

Whelp. I wanna start this by saying nonnie I’m so sorry, I plugged that height into a comparison generator with my head canons heights and I’m a little cursed by the image so someone else has to see it.

Like. Damn. I’d run from Donnie. Straight up yeeerrrrm like *thats a runner* probably run from raph too like. Yikes. Tiddie height to him is terrifying.

Literally everyone but Mikey is terrified that they’ll accidentally bump you and break something. They all get onto Mikey even more for swinging you around or grabbing you to toss up into the air.

Raph carries you anytime he can get away with it. In his mind, your legs are so short, they must get so tired, he’s really doing you a favor. Hope you don’t get too mad over being carried like the short stack you are, because he absolutely cannot get it through his thick skull that you would rather hurt your neck craning to look up at him than be carried

Leo so badly wants to teach you self defense, but he finds it so comical when you try to hit him while only coming up to his pec that he struggles to breathe. Yes he knows this is serious yes he’s trying but the poor turtle is also dying inside cut him some slack and maybe squish his cheeks when he dramatically leans over to talk to you.

Donnie sometimes feels like he should sit down when talking to you. He definitely has a spot in his lab that is your spot so he knows where you are at all times so he doesn’t accidentally hit you with his shell.

Cuddling them is super easy now at least. Normally they don’t even strain to lift someone but with you it’s more like they forget they’re holding you. They get hyper aware of where you are exactly in relation to them when it comes to turtle piles or relaxing no the couch though. It only took one almost squishing accident to bring them all on the same page of no rough housing when you’re around.

Mikey sometimes puts you on his shoulders while running around the lair, or scoops you up in his arms while doing parkour stunts just to get you to squeal in surprised delight/terror. It drives Leo up the wall.

They are all four hella protective, to the point that if you don’t catch on and tell them to stop, they’ll shadow you every time you head to/from the lair, if they can’t convince you to let one of them give you a lift.

If you told them you could “take care of yourself” I’m sorry but they are bro dudes they would straight up laugh like maybe Donnie would be self aware enough to try and hide it at first but if the other three break he’s gonna giggle too.

At the end of the day I just imagine it getting obnoxious like I’m pretty sure I’d kick them in the knees repeatedly, but as long as you like being treated like you’re fine china you’ll be heaven lol.

#TMNT bayverse #tmnt bayverse x reader #TMNT bayverse headcanons #TMNT leonardo #TMNT raphael #TMNT donatello #TMNT michelangelo #bayverse leonardo #bayverse raphael #bayverse donatello #bayverse michelangelo #bayverse leo x reader #bayverse raph x reader #bayverse donnie x reader #bayverse mikey x reader #my writing requests

[samandcolbyownme]

can you do a fluff with jake? where reader is his girlfriend and it’s there first video together?? tyyy

Summary: Anon request - "can you do a fluff with jake? where reader is his girlfriend and it's there first video together?? tyyy"

Warnings: like two negative comments from viewers, nothing too extreme, other than that, pure fluff.

Word count: 861

This is short because I’m not as familiar with Jake like I am with Sam and Colby. But, if you give me a little to catch up, I’ll be back with a longer one shot request that I’ve already received for Jake specifically.

╔═══━━━─── • ───━━━═══╗

Jake has been your boyfriend for three, going on four months now. It’s been great. You’ve managed to keep it on the down low, just for a little bit until you both felt it was time to confirm the speculations of the fans.

You thought that doing it on a live video would be best, but you were still slightly nervous. You laugh slightly, thinking about the possible outcomes as you lean back in the chair.

Jake looks at you, laughing slightly as he looks back down at the camera in his hands, “Ya nervous or something?”

You shrug, “Kind of.”

He shakes his head, leaning over to peck your cheek, “They’ll like you.” He leans back, smiling, “How could they not?”

You smile, a slight heat rising in your cheeks, “Yeah, you’re right.”

“They already like you, love your channel.. if anything we’ll be labeled a power couple.” Jake laughs and you roll your eyes with a smile, “Mhm.”

He smirks as he goes live, “Hey guys, how’s it going?” He smiles and look over at you and back to the screen with a laugh, “Yes thats her.”

You lean forward, “Hey. It’s me, y/n.”

Without any hesitation, Jake points to you, “Also my girlfriend.” You look at me and he smiles like a kid in a candy store and you can’t help but smile, “Wow. Talk about a hard launch.”

He laughs and shrugs, “What can I say.”

You smile, shaking your head, “So then, this-“ you point to Jake, “- is my boyfriend.” He nods, “Yeah I am.” He leans in, kissing your cheek as he slides his hand to interlock his fingers with yours.

@/username1: I KNEW IT!

@/username2: HOW LONG!?

@/username3: How long has [yourshipname] been a thing!???

@/username4: Well that didn’t last long. I’m out.

@/username5: seriously. Yikes. This won’t last long.

You knew you could handle the hate comments that you were bound to receive at some point, but that didn’t matter. Anxiety took over, making your leg bounce up and down rapidly as you try not to overthink it.

Jake quickly notices, taking his hand from yours and laying his hand on your knee, “I don’t mean to brag or anything..” he glances over at you and back to the screen, “I personally think we’re super cute together.” He smirks, “But that’s just me.”

You smile, “Not just you, Jake.”

He laughs and reads the screen, “Tomorrow actually will be four months, so yeah.” He shrugs and looks at you, “This has honestly been the best four months of my life.”

You smile, your leg quickly coming to a stop, “Mine too.” You sigh taking his hand back into yours, “I honestly don’t think I’ve ever been happier with anyone.. like once I saw Jake.. I couldn’t keep my eyes off of him.”

He smiles and looks down, “Guys. Shes doing it again.”

“Doing what again!?” You look at him and he looks up, “Making me blush.”

You laugh, “Oh my god.” You push his shoulder, “Don’t do that” He pushes your shoulder back gently and laughs, “I had to. I had to.”

@/username6: I have been WAITING for this. I’ve had my suspicions for the longest time now!! Like what!!!

@/username7: screw anyone who doesn’t like these two together. They’re literally perfect for each other!!

@/username8: literal definition of made for each other.

You smile at the screen, looking over at Jake who’s reading the comments, “No literally. We clicked and it was just..” he sighs, “She still gives me butterflies.”

You nod, “Same. Same.” You laugh and lean forward, “Oh, babe. They want us to do a Q and A video.”

“You guys are going to like her more than me aren’t you?” He pretends to pout as the chat fills with a bunch of joking yeses, “really?” He pretends to cry and get up, “Fine. Thats it. She can have my channel, too.”

He gets up and walks a few steps away before turning around to come back to his seat, “I’m just joking.”

You laugh and shake your head, “I’m in love with an idiot.”

Jake looks at you, stunned because you haven’t dropped the L word yet, “You’re what?” He looks at the camera, “Did you guys hear that?!”

You cover your face, hiding your red cheeks, “Stop it!”

“No, no im sorry. The audience wants to hear what you said again.” Jake pokes your side, getting you to laugh.

You shoot your arms down, “Fine, fine. I said..” you lean into Jake, “I’m in love.. with an idiot.”

“Well this idiot is in love with you.” He smiles and kisses your cheek a few times.

.·:*¨ ✘ ¨*:·.

I know this was SUPER short, but bear with me and I’ll make up for it with a longer and more detailed one shot!

Likes and reblogs are appreciated!

#samandcolby-ownme #jake webber #Jake Webber fluff #Jake Webber one shot #Jake Webber one shots #Jake Webber fluff one shot

[whyse7vn]

LEAKED -

[ ot7 x reader ]

EXO 💜

8 participants - 7 online

———————————

jimin: namjoon is having an episode rn

y/n: is it a beach one?

namjoon: THE WHOLE WORLD THINKS I SMOKE CRACK??:)::£:££;,&&

jin: don’t think it’s a beach one

jk: i think we’re gonna go to jail :/

yoongi: how tf did the gc even get leaked?

hobi: it was god punishing us for our sins

yoongi: what

hobi: smoked some weed and god told me himself no joke

y/n: when are you not high at this point…

jimin: did you leak it hobi?

hobi: i’ll leak ur nudes

jimin: you don’t have my nudes

hobi: that’s what you think

jimin: ??

hobi: whattttttttt

namjoon: DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS THIS IS???!?!:!!:

y/n: /super srs

hobi: super shy

jin: i don’t like the way he’s shouting at us

jk: wow guys did you know that namjoon smokes crack wow i never knew that joon you smoke crack??? that’s a bit crazy 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

namjoon: SHUT THE FUCK UP

jimin: yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!

jk kicked tae out of “EXO💜”

namjoon: ?????????????????

jk: he just called me said he has a new number

and to kick the old one idk

don’t shout at me again pls i’m sensitive

i know ur on crack pls don’t do anything crazy to me

i’m sorry

jk added (+82) 2 ******** to “EXO💜”

(+82) 2 ********: hey guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(+82) 2 ******** changed their nickname to “tae”

yoongi: telling you now it’s 110% his fault

jin: so why did u change ur number?

tae: funny story actually!

hobi: dear heavenly father

jimin: watch this story not be funny at all

tae: long story short it was leaked

jk: LOL 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣

ur right was a funny story

jin: shut up jungkook

jimin: ….

y/n: ok how was it leaked tho?

tae: so don’t be mad at me

but i was maybe at a party last night

and then i was talking to this girl (i only have eyes for u promise)

and i was SOOO sure that i knew her

so when she asked if she could use my phone to check the train times i was like ofc what the heck i’m a nice guy!

but she was like taking 7 years to find the train times she was looking for

and when i say she was taking ages she was taking AGESSS

and ofc i was at a party so i was in fact a little drunk

so naturally i needed to pee

and i was NOT about to hold it

when i need to go i need to go

so i left her with my phone to go pee

yoongi: ….

tae: and when i came back

guess what

jk: she turned into an ant???

tae: close but no

i couldn’t find her

jimin: how was that close??

tae: i was all like where did she go???

jk: maybe she needed to pee too

tae: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

so i like stood there for 20 mins

and then i realised it doesn’t take girls THAT long to pee

like y/n pees in 2 seconds no joke

y/n: ?/?/!£:£,£&,&

WHY ARE YOU TIMING HOW LONG IT TAKES ME TO PEE?????

jimin: maybe she was shitting

yoongi: why are we talking about girls going to the toilet….

tae: I ALSO THOUGHT THAT TOO

then i was like that’s stupid girls don’t do that 😭

jk: yeah ur silly 😭😭

y/n: ???

hobi: hallelujah amen

tae: so then i started looking around for her

and then i asked hyungsik (was his party)

where ella was (that was the girls name so i thought)

jimin: white ass name

tae: AND THEN HE WAS LIKE

ella??? who is ella???

and i was like the girl who made that really good cake that one time??? with the long brown hair???

and he was like?????

and i was like????

then he was like don’t you mean d?

now i’m confused as fuck like who tf is d??

then he said the guy with the long brown hair who made us that really good cake that one time

so i was like whose ella then???

and he was like idk???

and i kid you not as soon as i started walking away from hyungsik and i saw the ella girl

with MY phone in her hands might i add

so i was like HEY WHO ARE YOU??

then she literally dropped my phone on the cold hard floor and ran away

the end

jk: wow that story was really emotional loved every second of it ❤️

tae: thank you people often tell me i have a way with words

jimin: so this ella girl leaked it then?

tae: i think so it only makes sense

namjoon: SO UR THE REASON THE GC WAS LEAKED??????????????

yoongi: told you

tae: no???

ella was the reason MY number was leaked that’s it

jk: i though her name wasn’t ella

tae: no ur right

*“ella”

y/n: how long did she have ur phone for?

tae: like 2 hours idk

namjoon: 2 HOURS WITH UR PHONE UNSUPERVISED?/):£:£:£,£,&,&

tae: ok she had my phone for like an hour 15 unsupervised

i was there for the first 45

namjoon: ARE YOU STUPID!/

tae: no my iq like 1500

yoongi: -1500

jimin: x 10

tae: why does namjoon keep shouting is he like getting shot at as we speak or something

hobi: oh gracious lord do you hear me?

jimin: tae go on twitter

tae: why

did yoongi unblock me omg? 🥺

yoongi: no.

jimin: just go look

hobi: save our souls oh mighty lord

tae: NO WAY JOONS A CRACK ADDICT LOLLLLLL

makes sense tho!

how they find that out??

did you crack out in public or something?

you sniff crack or swallow?

sorry im not used to these type of drugs you gotta let me know how u consume

i’m new to this not true to this >.<

waITTT THIS IS SO G-DRAGON CORE

wasn’t he coked out at the airport the other day?

oh wait are coke and crack different??

i’m sorry i didn’t mean to offend u joon

crack users rise up 🙏🏼⬆️ (namjoon)

namjoon: STOP SPEAKING

jimin: scroll down on the dispatch page

tae: omg is there a video of him or something??

y/n: even better!

tae: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

/£:££:£;&;&&:&&;&;&;&;&:&;&/@/&:&,&,£:£

WHY WOULD DIAPSTXHX

OHMY)@/‘d/££:£:&..

OUR GC WAS LEAKED????/):)/££::&&:,&&;&;&:££:£:£;£:&;&:&:&:&:&;&;

WHY WOULD THEY SAY JENNIE WAS MY GF?/£:££:&;&,&;&;&;

yoongi: that’s the part that bothers you?

tae: I HAVE NO RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN

y/n look me in the eyes

jk: ur homophobia ones?

tae: what?

jk: hobi said

hobi: homophobia

y/n: heterochromia?

jin: hippopotamus

hobi: IF YOU SEE ME AND YOU TRYNA SEE WHATS UP

SKEEYEEE

yoongi: wow

hobi: yoongi god hates us

yoongi: get a grip

namjoon: THERE IS NO GRIP TO BE GOTTEN DONT YOU UNDERSTAND THIS LITERALLY COULD BE THE END OF US

LIKE BTS

US

OUR CAREERS

jimin: dramatic lol

im sure people will still fuck with us even tho they know you guys kiss each other on the mouth pop percs and are a little racist

i mean look at nct!

and

like

….

bigbang!!!!

bigbang still have fans right?

i’m pretty sure!!!

y/n: ?????????????????????????????

jk: racist

who?????

NOT ME

i hope

i thought jimin was sexist and fatphobic not racist oh my god 😥😥😥😰😰

it keeps getting worse

jin: idk what joons talking about actually this could be the end of HIS career

not mine

see ME personally i’ve done nothing wrong

this is like the start of my career actually

the end is nowhere is sight for kim seokjin

jimin: 12 year olds on twitter are dragging you for hating newjeans

jin: what

jk: wait yoongi broke woozi’s nose???

yoongi: no

y/n: HE DID

hobi: this is the end

jin: did woozi fight back????

personally i think woozi is a good fighter

i’ve said this before small men carry the biggest rage!!!!!

yoongi: idk a woozi

y/n: shut up

yoongi: kisses :3

namjoon: CAN YOU GUYS BE SERIOUS FOR ONCE IN UR LIFE

jimin:

tae: LAMOSODOD WHY DID THEY PUT HOLLY BEHIND BARS

yoongi: HUH??????????

namjoon: oh my god i’m gonna shoot you all

hobi: see it starts with holly behind bars then it’s us next

jk: no 😰

hobi: everyone say sorry god

jk: i’m sorry god please forgive me and my friends

yoongi: why did they actually put my dog

behind bars

what the actual fuck did my dog do

??????

who makes these things

why is my dog behind bars

jk: do you think i can survive jail…

tae: ofc i’ll fuck for you!

*fight for you

jimin: wtf????????

tae: i was thinking about y/n sorry

jk: you mean it 🥺

tae: is cheese on the floor?

y/n: what does that even mean

jk: yes 😭

hobi: i see the light

god is that you???

namjoon: ur pissing me off stop speaking

jimin:

jk: i’m sorry namjoon 🥺

namjoon: is that sarcasm?

jk: who?

namjoon: all of you can kill yourselves

namjoon left “exo💜”

jin: ok but i didn’t even do anything

tae: so like…. is this fr my fault?

yoongi: yes ❤️

—

part one HERE

sorry LMAO this is ass whyse7vn funny comeback soon i pray >:(

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[youvebeenlivingfictional]

heyy, so i read your harvey specter fics and im loving them so here is my request: prompt 14 from the comfort prompts and i would love for it to be spicy if thats possible ;)

ps: please never stop writing, im living for your fics

You absolutely can! And thank you so much :) I'm glad you enjoy them!

Prompts: Running a bath for or taking a shower with them after a long day (could be spicy 👀)

Rating: Explicit! 18+ Only - Minors, DNI, please

Warnings: Fingering

"It's nice to see you, too."

You don't grace his sarcastic greeting with a response. You just sink down onto his couch and kick your shoes off, tiredly drawing your legs up onto the cushions to lay out. You close your eyes, focusing on the low murmur of the music that Harvey has put on, and trying to put the hellish day out of your mind.

"You look like you need a drink," He comments.

"A drink would be appreciated."

"Big one?"

"Extra big."

"Yikes."

Your lips twitch with a feeble smile before it drops away again. You can hear the clinking of Harvey rummaging around in the bar cart, followed by the padding of his feet as he nears the couch. There's a moment of quiet before you feel him lifting your legs, then lowering them across his laps.

"Here."

You open your eyes just enough to see the glass that he's holding out for you. You take it and draw in a deep couple of gulps before you lower the glass, pushing a sigh out through your nose as you sink back against the cushions.

"You gonna tell me what happened?" He asks.

"No."

"Okay."

You can't help but smile a little at how quickly he drops the subject.

"How was your day?" You ask, opening your eyes.

"Oh, you know. Told Mike what to do, closed a deal, looked hot doing it."

You open your eyes, smile widening at the sight of Harvey's smug satisfaction.

"Just a run-of-the-mill Thursday for Harvey Specter?"

"You know it."

Harvey's gaze sweeps over you as he gently slides his hand over your shin.

"You hungry? I can order something."

You shake your head. "No, thanks. I ate at the office."

"Hope you expensed it."

"I did."

"Good."

He pats your leg before he gently lifts your legs off of his lap.

"Come on. Up," He urges, holding his hand out.

"What?"

"Up, let's go."

"Harvey, I am not in the mood for games."

"No game, I promise. Just come with me."

You hesitate before you set the glass aside, taking hold of his hand and letting him draw you up.

"What are we doing?" You whine, half-dragging your feet. Harvey leads you into the bathroom, switching the light on as he goes. You raise your brows, looking around and watching Harvey lean over his deep soaking tub and turn the taps on.

"You can't run a tub alone?" You tease. Harvey turns back to you, smiling.

"This isn't for me." He sits on the edge, grasping you by the hips and tugging you toward him. He untucks your blouse from your pants and lifts his gaze to yours as he undoes each of the buttons. You lift your arms as he urges the hem up and over your head. You toss it away, reaching back and undoing your bra as he leans in, pressing a kiss to your sternum. He works your pants and panties down, and you kick them away.

"You getting in, too?" You ask. Harvey stands, forcing you back a couple of steps. You reach out to undo his shirt, but he tuts softly.

"Ah, ah. You're not lifting a finger tonight."

You pout. "Even if I want to?"

Harvey chuckles, pressing a kiss to your jaw as he slides his hands down and over your bare ass.

"Well, if you want to," He murmurs.

--

"Feeling any better?"

You hum, shifting your body against his. You've felt the day's panic ebbing as you'd laid in the tub with Harvey, cuddled against his chest as his hands had lazily wandered your body.

"I'm feeling much better," You sigh, tipping your head back against his shoulder. "I didn't even know I needed this."

Harvey presses a kiss to your temple, sliding his hands up over your arms and resting his hands on your shoulders. You turn your head, pressing a kiss to his jaw.

"You always know what I need, don't you."

"Of course I do," He murmurs. "I'm a genius."

"You are a very smart man."

"Genius."

"Clever, pattern-recognizing, handsome, smart smart man."

"Which an unncessarily long way of saying that I'm a genius."

"Harv, babe, no offense, but Albert Einstein was a genius. Are you trying to tell me that you're the legal version of Albert Einstein?"

"I think you'd be startled by the similarities."

"Whatever helps you sleep at night, Specter."

"You wanna see how much of a genius I am?"

"Right now? I'm not sure. I don't know if I can handle your brand of genius after the day I had."

"Oh?"

One of Harvey's hands drifts down over your shoulder, trailing tenderly against your neck before dipping down further. You bite your lip, shifting as he trails his fingers over your pebbling nipple.

"Still don't know if you can handle it?" He murmurs.

"Might not if, uh...If it keeps going this way."

"Might even go another way."

"Oh?"

"Mm. Further..." Harvey's fingers skate over your belly, smoothing over your hips before he teases over your mound. "South."

You press your face into his neck, spreading your legs just a touch wider.

"This feeling genius to you?" He adds. You smile.

"I'm thinking you might be on to something here, Spector."

"Oh?"

You open your mouth to retort, but the words die on your tongue as Harvey spreads your lips, teasing the pad of his finger over your clit. You ease into the touch, unable to help the way your movement causes a little bit of the water to slosh over the sides of the tub. Harvey nods as his stroke shifts to swiping over your clit.

You can feel the little knot of nerves and weariness that's been in your belly all day begin to unravel with Harvey's deft touches. It doesn't help that you've hardly seen him in the last two weeks, and that you've been so over-worked that your evening extra-circulars have been...On hold. Harvey's tried to tempt you—to talk you into midday quickies, or phone sex—but your focus has been so scattered that you haven't been able to give that amorous attention to him, or to yourself.

"Harvey," You moan.

"Mhm," He hums, sliding his arm around your shoulders and anchoring you against his chest. You reach back, reaching to slide a hand down between the two of you, but he tuts.

"Uh-uh," He shakes his head. "Don't even think about it."

"I wanna touch you."

"Later."

"Please?"

"If you're a good girl."

You shiver, hips jolting into his touch. Harvey gives your shoulder a gentle squeeze as his other hand begins to pick the pace up. You lower your hands down to his knees, nails digging into his skin as your hips begin to roll faster into his touch, and back against his hardening cock.

"I'm almost—" You try to warn, but Harvey just shushes you.

"I know, baby. It's been a long day. You've had too many idiots to deal with lately—present company not included."

You hiccup a laugh, squeezing your eyes shut as your hips rabbit into his hand, your pussy throbbing as you cum sharply. You sink back against him, boneless as you come down. You turn your head awkwardly, catching his lips in a kiss.

"Present company can't be included," You purr as you let your head settle on his shoulder again. "Cause you're a genius."

"I knew you'd come around."

#Harvey Specter x Reader #Harvey Specter x You #Harvey Specter/Reader #Harvey Specter/You #asks #replies #anon #prompts

[life-winners-liveblog]

Watching Special- 3rd Life out of context.

Grian: This is...a thing that exists?

Scar: Oh it will be fine! Don't worry.

~~~~~

Martyn: Udder sauce?!?!

Scott: Oh... That's just foul.

Grian: Tango why are you like this? *Sigh*

Scar: Yikes...I think I was wrong...

~~~~~

Pearl: Oh? Well thats too much information.

Grian: Of course its Ren...of course..

~~~~~

Pearl: What's with Third Life Skizz and hating kids? This is like the second time.

~~~~~

Grian: There is just so much... going on... What is my life anymore.

Scar: Well It's more unlife since we're dead.

Grian: Why is it that every bonus is especially made to make me suffer in one way or another? What did I do to deserve this?

Scott: Well this isn't terrible-

Grian: We are 1 minute in and I already had to experience udder sauce and Ren talking about his junk.

~~~~~

Scar: A chocolate chip with two cookies?

Pearl: Oh BigB didn't sleep enough again.

Scar: Well that sounds delicious!

~~~~~

Grian: Oh great, not only do I need to experience this put they put Scar falling in the ravine as a clip... freaking fantastic.

Scott: Grian-

Grian: No, no I get it, It's just sooo funny.

~~~~~

Pearl: Oh you got a date with Ren huh?

Grian: First of all, out of context It's like the entire point, second of all in the clip I used the word "we" talking about me and Scar.

Scott: I mean poliamory is a thing-

Grian: I am not, never have been and never will be interested in Ren like that, especially not after what he did to my Scar.

Pearl: Uh ok? I get that? It was clearly just joke... Grian? are you ok mate? You seem very uh out of it-

Grian: Oh I am just peachy.

~~~~~

Pearl: "It's ten to death" is amazing and I am going to start using it.

Martyn: Excuse you, if anyone here gets to make time-based jokes it's me.

Pearl: Good thing then that your sense of humor is even more dead then us.

Martyn: You-

Scott: Martyn! Pearl! Stop it!

~~~~~

Martyn: What in the fuck is a globfish other me? (watch irl Martyn reacting to 3rd life out of context and you'll understand this one).

~~~~~

Martyn: ... What the.

Scar: Well then.

Scott: I mean, one can only imagine how Third Life Martyn had a naked Ren laid in front of him.

Grian: If I ever see my Scar again he owes me a diamond, I knew there was something going on there.

Pearl: I really could have lived way my whole unlife without hearing Martyn describing Ren bits as long-

Martyn: Oh look the next clip! Let's talk about that one! Yeah! And let's not talk about Third Life me ever again.

~~~~~

Grian: Well this is akward...

Scott: Very.

Pearl: Yeah let's just ignore that...

Grian: Yeah, let's.

~~~~~

Scar: Wait...Third Life Jimmy and Scott are married!?

Scott: Oh yeah! you weren't here during the time we were watching Third Life! Yeah they were.

Grian: And from what Limited Life Jimmy told us they still are going strong.

Scar: Oh! I see!

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Scott: So that's it...

Pearl: It was definitely an experience...

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[pebiejeebies]

Spoilers below!! Watch iii18 <33

DID ANYONE NOTICE ALL THE KINDNESS THAT WAS TOWARDS CABBY?? AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DID?!

*sry for these two agh—*

SORRY I HAD TO— LOOK AT THEM 😭😭‼️‼️

BACK TO THE RAMBLES

YOU GO BOT!! BEAT HIS ASS!!

LOOAAADDSS OF THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS I DIDNT EXPECT GETTING AFTER THIS EPISODE

Ramble below if you’re interested <3

OKAY SO WHAT-

THE AMMOUNT OF RECOGNITION, FORGIVENESS, AND LITERAL CONFUSION WITH CABBY’S GOOD AND BAD THINGS IN THIS EPISODE WAS SO FUCKING AWESOME

EVEN PAINTBRUSH, FAN, AND TESTTUBE, WHO WERE THE BIGGEST ENEMIES, WERE SLIGHTLY ON HER SIDE! AND EVEN SUPPORTED HER CHANGE!!

LIKE— AND WHEN BOT MENTIONED HOW HARD IT MUSTVE BEEN FOR CABBY TO REJOIN AFTER BEING ELIMINATED BY LITERALLY EVERYONE (MAINLY TESTTUBE) IS ACTUALLY TRUE

YOU REJOIN TO PEOPLE WHO DONT WANT TO SEE YOU TALK OR EVEN BREATHE AFTER WHAT YOU DID, THEN YOU START AN ALLIANCE TO KEEP YOURSELF IN THE GAME WITH SO MUCH HATE AIMED TOWARDS YOU WITH SOMEONE WHO WILL GET ELIMINATED TOO—

THEN SHE SLOWLY AND STEADILY STARTS TO WALK ON THE RIGHT PATH!! SHE NOTICED HER WRONGS, AND STARTED WITH YINYANG, SHE MADE A HEALTHY FRIENDSHIP! AND THEN BOT! TWO HEALTHY FRIENDSHIPS THAT SHE DIDNT EXPECT TO EVEN FIGHT FOR HER SAKE

THE SHOCK IN HER FACE WHEN YINYANG, CLOVER, AND BOT WERE CONFUSED ABOUT HER BAD SIDE WAS LITERALLY HEART WARMINGGGG IM GONNA EXPLODE

WORST PART? SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW THAT ANYONE IS PROTECTING HER IN THAT JAIL!! SHE KNOWS THAT SHE MADE TOO MUCH OF A WRONG AND DOESNT THINK ANYONE WOULD FIGHT FOR HER!! (Other than balloon,, yikes man,, only two votes 😭)

Okay but let’s be fr, we all collectively got angry from Nickel in this scene right?? RIGHT????

LUCKYYYYYYY??? LUUUUUUUCCCCKKKYYYYYY???? ME OH MY. ME AND CABBY HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON, AND THATS NEVER LUCK! EVEN IF HE DOESNT KNOW THAT SHE STRUGGLED, THAT DOESNT GIVE HIM ANY RIGHT TO DESTROY SOMEONE ELSES STRUGGLES BY COMPARING THEM TO OTHERS!! YES I GET IT, HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS

BUT THIS IS JUST.. PATHETIC 😭

HE’S TRYING TO MAKE BALLOON WIN WHEN IN REALITY, NOBODY AGREES, AND HIM FIGHTING FOR BALLOON ENDS UP BY HIM SAYING ACTUAL BULLSHIT AFTERWARDS

YEAH WE GET IT, YOU LOVE BALLOON AND ADMIRE HIS CHANGE, BUT NICKEL, ONLY YOU NOTICED. HES ANGRY THAT NOBODY CARES WHEN THEY ALL HAVE A POINT!!

THEY ONLY SAW THE BAD SIDES OF BALLOON, AND NOT TO MENTION, BALLOON AND NICKEL!! THESE TWO TORE UP POOR BOT AND DIDNT EVEN SAY MUCH TO THEM!

I admire your care for them Nickel, but actually fucking wake up. Like please, get over your blindness and realize that literally NOBODY saw his arc and how he changed

WOOH. That was a slight vent there lmao.. guess who hates nickel guys…

BUT OTHER THAN THAT, THE OVERALL FUSS WITH CABBY IS ACTUALLY PRETTY FUCKING AWESOME! LOOK AT HER, SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW THAT BOT AND YINYANG ARE FIGHTING THEIR SOULS OUT TO MAKE HER WIN 😭😭‼️

*ahem look at balloon here aweee <3*

AND LIKE.. THAT SAYS SO MUCH ABOUT HER GUYS, SHE’S HURT, AND SHE KNOWS SHE HURT OTHERS, AND SHE FULLY EXPECTS EVERYONE TO VOTE BALLON OR SILVER OVER HER, NOT KNOWING THE TWO PEOPLE SHE HELPED ARE ACTUALLY HELPING HER BACK AND HELPING OTHERS REALIZE THE VERY SHINY OBVIOUS CHOICE FOR THE WINNER!!

THINK ABOUT IT, BALLOON? HE DID GREAT, BUT HE TOOK, JUST A LITTLE TOO LONG TO CHANGE, AND HIS CHANGE WASNT NOTICED BECAUSE LITERALLY EVERYONE WAS ELIMINATED, AND/OR WAS HIDDEN BEHIND THE FIGHTS THAT NICKEL AND BALLOON HAD! NOBODY SEES ANYTHING IN HIM BECAUSE OF THIS, AND PROBABLY NOBODY WILL VOTE HIM OTHER THAN NICKEL AND GOO (Which I think personally, goo is only voting balloon because of his poetry, which.. really says something about balloon don’t you think?)

Now SILVERSPOON?? DO I EVEN NEED TO TALK?! HIS FAT FUCKING EGO LITERALLY TORE UP FRIENDSHIPS, MANIPULATED, HURT, AND PROBABLY FUCKING KILLED HIS WIFE

DO I NEED TO CONTINUE ON HIM? NO, IM SURE EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS WHAT IM SAYING. RIGHT..??

Maybe I love seeing myself (a cabby kin) get recognition after all the struggles she goes through, but let’s be fr, Balloon? Not really, SILVERSPOON?? HELL FUCKING NO.

That’s why BOT and YINYANG WERE FRUSTRATED!!!! They’re all blind to his fucking ‘Inner flame’ or whatever, which then led his wife, and probably Mephone into so much more fucking trouble. And that infuriates the two that literally lasted so long and saw her grow from each challenge!

They’re frustrated because the obvious option is being pushed away by silver-spoon, again, with the manipulation and the tricks! AGAIN!! to try and win something that you don’t deserve (which is nothing, so like yeowch) is kinda frustrating

As much as I want cabby to win, what will she win? After all this struggle she went through, watching everyone villainize her, as she thought she was genuinely caring to help her team, and to barely survive the votes with yinyang, which then got eliminated, she then struggled to fix her friendship with bot, who both shared an equal struggle with testtube

The actual fact that bot is literally fighting their mom is wild, EVEN FAN EXPECTED THEM TO FORGIVE EACH OTHER!!

But after all of this, she really didn’t win anything

if we remove her boyfriend, (yinyang) and bff forever and ever (Bot) she sorta doesn’t win much, which really sucks

But hey, even balloon has someone to talk to, imagine being silverspoon

Even if he wins, he will LITERALLY win nothing, and good golly gosh Test tube and Paintbrush I’d like to hear why the hecking heck you’d vote for him?? Seriously? All that flattery worked THAT well?!

They do know that he’s manipulating them.. RIGHHTTT??? MAYBE IM JUST VERY FRUSTRATED THAT NOT EVERYONE WANST THE OBVIOUS WINNER TO WIN BUT HEY IM NOT WRONG!!!

I’ll gladly fight with yinyang and bot for cabby‼️‼️‼️

Alright thanks for listening to my Ted talk. Farewell, and do tell me on what you think if you have something to share :D

#osc #golden #object show community #object shows #inanimate insanity #objectshow #cabby inanimate insanity #ii yinyang #yin yang #balloon ii #cabby ii #fan ii #ii balloon #ii bot #ii cabby #ii candle #ii clover #ii fan #ii silver spoon #ii spoilers #ii test tube #nickel ii #paintbrush ii #ii paintbrush #test tube ii #silver spoon ii

[cressthebest]

Crimson Rivers thoughts pt. 22

chapter 38:

1. “"Right, so, your stylist?" Marlene asks, settling in as they continue to sway. "The one who looks like a fucking goddess? Yeah, so get this, she says we're friends…"”

james and marlene gossip sesh <3333333

2. 😧 MCGONNAGAL??????????

3. wait i think mcgonnagal is good. i’m pretty sure she’s from the phoenix. i’m not sure. i’m hopeful. i’m so hopeful

4. aww huey is kinda sweet. i like that’s he’s reg’s breath of fresh air when it comes to talking to the hallows

5. reg, i understand your anger, but please don’t make one of the only good sponsors feel bad

6. jealous james >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

7. “"I like your tea," James offers. "Maybe I'm biased, but it tastes better than anyone else's. What do you do to it?"

Regulus hums and lightly says, "I spit in it."

Without missing a beat, James replies, "Ah, that explains it."”

😭😭😭😭😭

8. “"Would you—" Regulus chokes on another relentless giggle, gasping a little. "Wait, would you actually drink my tea if I spit in it, James?"

"Love, I would let you spit directly into my mouth," James announces with absolutely no shame in his tone whatsoever.”

😭😭😭😭 james i love you

9. awww i love that barty is the most consistent part of reg’s life. i love barty

10. 😬 riddle is unconvinced in their love story. i- yikes

11. okay, right, mcgonnagal is good. thank god

12. dorcas wants to keep marlene out of the war, but only one of them has had a pov so far, so i’m not hopeful

13. oh shit marlene sounds hot

14. also, to add in, i’m so fucking glad there’s like no homophobia (that we know of) in this world

15. i do NOT want dorlene to be a tragedy in this universe

16. 😟 she gave back the ring. AHHHH

17. oh no. shit shit shit shit shit what did riddle do

18. “Riddle didn't even grant the liberty of leaving bodies behind for them to bury.” 😟😧

(but also, orion and walburga were dicks, so like, i’m not sad, just scared)

chapter 39:

1. aww regulus finally invites james in for tea

2. “On the day he accidentally kills a bee while tending to his flowers, he goes through the five stages of grief in less than an hour, which has nothing to do with the bee and everything to do with Vanity.” STOP! THE VANITY MENTION HURTS TOO MUCH

3. “When Regulus wants more time with him, he adds bagels, which James has now unconsciously been Pavloved into thinking of as his favorite food for that very reason.” STOP THATS SO GAY

4. sirius being dramatic about james and reg liking each other is TOP TIER in this fic, in the most realistic, aggravated, obnoxious, and completely loving way

5. BWAHAHAHHAHA JAMES GETTING A PIGGY BACK RIDE FROM SIRIUS IS GOLD

6. oh shit, (i’m not the best comprehensive reader, but i should have figured this out sooner), but from sirius’ perspective, he has to do the back and forth with remus his whole life. he doesn’t have the knowledge that i do, that a war is coming and they’ll finally get a chance to live together. he thinks he only gets to see remus once a year for two weeks at a time. this- this shit is heartbreaking yall

7. “”I watched him stand to his feet and tip himself into a river of blood in an act so tender that I'll never again be able to look at him with anything less than pure love. Every other member of the Black family, including you, fought and clawed their way home to their family, oftentimes to a family that never truly made them feel loved at all. Regulus? He fought and clawed through that arena, the entire time, for James. He's far more gentle than anyone gives him credit for."”

y’all, i’m crying over this. this is so lovely. effie is right, and i’m crying over how right she is

8. 😒 i know what’s coming. riddles a bitch. a right bitch. he’s gonna announce that previous victors are competing and i’m PISSED

9. so far, all three potters offered reggie food. they’re so hospitable, i love them

10. “He hasn't forgotten what it is to long for James. He still knows what it is to want him so badly that he'd be willing to kneel at the altar of James Potter and beg; he'd drop down on his hands and knees and crawl if that's what it took, if that would prove his devotion. He is the manifestation of longing built up with nowhere to go, and he craves, he yearns, he covets.”

both of them are so down bad

11. omg reg is so horny. his inner monologue is literally only like “”””“rip my clothes off please, read my mind and rip my clothes off”””””

12.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I KNEW IT WAS COMING! BUT IM SO MAD!!! FUCK RIDDLE

13. effie is a queen. she is a godsend. and i’m so upset right now

14. not effie making them promise not to volunteer, and immediately james and sirius arguing over who’s gonna volunteer for her

15. i’m seething. i’m pissed beyond belief. i’m so angry it’s indescribable. my babies are going back into that arena. honestly, fuck riddle

#marauders #regulus black #james potter #fanfic #jegulus #sirius black #effie potter #euphemia potter #sunseeker #starchaser #dorcas x marlene #dorcas meadowes #marlene mckinnon #crimson rivers

[deedala]

✨ weekly tag wednesday ✨

thanks for the fun and wild game @mybrainismelted and for tagging me!! + @energievie @lingy910y @spookygingerr @burninface !! 💖💖💖

Name:  deanna

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? (or you):  i am in ohio 🌽

Ok, so this week we are going to snoop into your google search.  Type in each phrase and tell us what the first suggestion is that google gives you!

What is the best way to….  lose weight?  ex fucking scuse me?? i have never in my life googled this fuck off (body liberation you fuckers!!!)

Where can I…. watch quiet on set?  i dont even know what that is

How old is…. reba mcentire? loool cannot say i have ever really wondered this but i did watch a couple episodes of Reba last week-ish when i saw they added it to netflix??

How long does it take… to get a passport?  it is possible i googled this after realizing mine expired??

How many… weeks in a year?  this is definitely something i would google as i am awful at remembering numbers in the correct order

Who set the record for…. The highest jump.  yeah same i have never even wondered this let alone googled this lol

When did…. covid start?  i do not need to google this i actually remember it QUITE CLEARLY THANKS

What does it feel like to… pass a kidney stone?  lol YIKES, i have no really wondered about this nor needed to google it i feel like its pretty common knowledge that its fuckin painful

Can you… drink distilled water?  it tastes so gross though lol

When you… wish upon a star lyrics.  🤨 (just gonna keep kats commentary on that one cuz same lol)

Why do… cats knead?  so cute thanks google!! i've never googled it but it was a cute little result to look at thanks lmao

Is there a way… to save karlach?  what even is this i have no idea

How old do you have to be… to rent a car?  never googled that and dont need to know but ok

Where do the… pacers play?  is that a sportsball team?

What is the best time to… post on instagram? uhhmm not information i care about lol 

And to finish us off…. What comes up when you type in Shameless?  Shameless season 5 -- i mean yeah ok thats a good season i probably googled for it at some point for some reason lol

and now i shall hand out cookies 🍪 and also feel free to play if you want!! @michellemisfit @too-schoolforcool @darlingian @heymacy @heymrspatel @thepupperino @lee-ow @mmmichyyy @wehangout @metalheadmickey @whatwouldmickeydo @gardenerian @mickeysgaymom @gallawitchxx @callivich @vintagelacerosette @the-rat-wins @sam-loves-seb @blue-disco-lights @sickness-health-all-that-shit @samantitheos @loftec @iansw0rld @transmickey @tsuga-of-mars @ardent-fox @rereadanon @palepinkgoat @themarchg1rl @sleepyfacetoughguy @spoonfulstar @captainjowl @gallapiech @thisdivorce

#weekly tag wednesday #tag game

[lifmera]

hi mera!! i hope you’re having a lovely day! could i please request a hazbin hotel, chainsaw man, and twisted wonderland matchup if it isn’t too much?

pronouns | she/they

preference | it doesn’t matter!

personality | very shy, but once i’m comfortable with you i become very chaotic! i tend to be mean affectionately when i get comfortable and just say what’s on my mind without much thought cause i know i can trust you. i am the type of the person to tell you if what you’re doing could get you hurt or in trouble in some way. i’m also very big about honesty so it’s rare that i ever tell a lie, especially to people close to me. hence why i want people to be straight up and not lie to me. not very big on people i don’t know well touching me, but if you’re close to me you can hug me if you’d like.

when i’m frustrated or angry, it happens often but it’s never truly that deep. like i’ll be angry but it won’t be for long. i do lash out at people, but it is often not just one thing that caused me to do it, it’s a build of of things over time.

being sad is just the same way, it builds up over time until it boils over. i cry a lot when i’m sad, same with when i’m angry, because i don’t know where to let out my emotions.

appearance | my hair color changes often, but right now it’s blue and purple! my hair cut is a wolf cut with bangs! i’m very pale with pale blue eyes and i’m about “5’3” to “5’4” in height! my style is grunge or alt, but i like to keep it simple! so just cargo pants, a plain t-shirt, and some high tops and jacket will do!

hobbies | archery, writing, reading, drawing, collecting, gaming

likes | 80s music, vampiric aesthetics, victorian fashion, cats

dislikes | bugs, spiders, thunder, loud noises, arguing

lil extras | istp | pisces

i’m a very all over the place person so i hope this is okay! thank you! <3

HI HUN!!! IM SORRY THIS IS SO LATE. IM TRYING 😭🩷

I’ve decided to pair you with…. CHARLIE, DENJI & MALLEUS

Pretty wide variety… i know!

She LOVES your personality once you start to become comfortable.

She loves to be chaotic with you. Shes just a chaotic energy in total.

She’d love if you kept her AND other people out of trouble! Thats why she loves you so much :)

Shes also huge about honesty. Did you see what happened with vaggie!

She understands boundaries. Although she’s probably huge on touch, I feel like she wouldn’t do anything unless you initiated it.

When you lash out, she tries to help you not bottling up your emotions, and talking to her anytime something happened, she’ll love to hear whats going on.

She loves your outfits and your hair!! She thinks its super unique, and would say “opposites attract”

DENJI

Chaotic trio w power!!

If you playfully are mean to him he’ll do the same. I also think he’d try to bite you as a joke. Like chomp chomp.

Hes HUGE on honesty. Like what happened with makima…? Yikes..

Please help him stay out of trouble. He’s always doing something hella nuts or putting himself in danger. Although most of the times he prob won’t listen, he might!!

I think he might be a little annoying, so it’ll make you get angry, but if you talked about it to him.. 100% he’ll try to fix it!

Loves how u look. Honestly probably fell for you bc of it!!

He would probably game with you. And he’d enjoy it so much and be like.. “could you teach me…”

Teach him all your hobbies. PLEASE. HE’D LOVE TO DO IT ALL. He’ll suck butt at drawing and painting but please. It’d be so fun.

He’ll kill all the bugs for you <3

I honestly think at first he’d be scared of thunder, but he’d start to like it, and help you!!

MALLEUS

Definitely found out abt you thru Lilia. Lilia approached you cus of your style and was like… we need to be bsfs.

He’s also pretty quiet, but when you get comfortable around him, he’d LOVE how chaotic you are.

I think he HATES when people are too uptight. And will look to you for a break!!

Malleus might be a frustrating partner since he seems closed off, but i promise its just cause he doesn’t have friends and he needs to learn :(

He’d be so happy to find out the reason you were shy at first is bc you’re awkward and you aren’t scared of him like everyone else.

He’d be fine with whatever you did to him. Honestly if you lash out at him, he’d be a little taken aback but he’d let you let all your emotions out, and try to help you through it all.

I also think he’d suck at art. At first. I think he’d pick it up super quickly. He’s pretty good at everything.

I think at first he’d also suck at comforting but after a while he’d be super great at it.

~~

I HOPE THIS WAS OKAY <3

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin alastor #hazbin angel dust #hazbin charlie #hazbin husk #hazbin nifty #hazbin vaggie #hazbin cherri bomb #hazbin adam #csm denji #chainsaw man x reader #chainsaw man #csm #csm manga #twst malleus #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland #twst ruggie #twst vil #twst idia #twst leona #twst ace #twst azul #twst riddle #twst wonderland #twst kalim #disney twst #csm power #csm aki

[dippersguidetotheunexplained]

ok i know all these antennas and dishes were probably just drawn randomly but can you play with me in this space for a minute i want to speculate. for fun

these two antennas on the left are pretty clearly yagi uda antennas (ones even drawn with enough detail that you can tell which way its pointing. drew a little arrow to show). yagis are very directional so since theyre both pointing in different directions i assume theyre being used for different things. they have all kinds of applications but its my post so im going to blindly speculate and say well, if i was in panic mode i would probably want an easy way to communicate with my apocalypse bunker at the very least as a failsafe and well a yagi can work for that as long as its pointed in the right direction. as for other potential uses well i would probably also want to keep as ear out for local law enforcement since i assume portal operation has got to be breaking some kind of laws and once again you can use a yagi to do that. from what i understand its a little overkill considering how small gravity falls is but whatever itll work probably

as for the giant seti looking satellite dish after looking into a bit im actually pretty confident that this is an early tv dish, in the late 70s/early 80s satellite tv was kind of just starting out so thats just how big the dishes were apparently

^ heres a picture of a commercially available satellite dish from around that time (which was going for over $30k in the early 70s btw... yikes) and the resemblance is really really close imo. person in the pic was interviewed about his setup in 1981, so the dates match up too. so despite the really dramatic scifi kind of look to such a huge dish i think the purpose of it was actually relatively mundane. it seems that programing was a bit limited at this point in time so im not sure what exactly hed be watching but who knows, maybe someone was broadcasting some scifi shows for him to keep up on

the tiny satellite dishes on the shacks roof are little bit more of a mystery to me since as previously mentioned tv dishes were fucking huge at this point so theyre definitely not for that. honestly i dont know a lot about parabolic antennas. might get back to this later

#sorry in advance if anyone here is an engineer or something and is cringing at everything i say #i simply just like readinf wikipedia articles about radio stuff so i probably got things wrong <///3 #thank you for coming to my ted talk

[thatonecatcat]

OKAY CAN I JUST..

HILDA COMBAT VOICELINES LOL FML

under the cut as usual (spoilers for hilda)

Elemental skill

Hilda launches herself back and spawns a small fairy mound, dealing AoE damage to nearby enemies for a short period of time before disappearing.

“Booo!”

“To the mist!”

“Take them away!”

Elemental Burst

Hilda takes to the sky, bringing down roots to the ground dealing AoE dmg.

“Airborne!”

“Away with you!”

“Hey-Ho!”

Sprint Start

“One, two, one..”

Sprint End

“Whoo!”

Deploying Wind Glider

“To the skies~”

Opening Treasure Chest

“Ehh— It’s okay.”

“They look nice, I guess.”

“Thats cool, thats funky, thats..”

Low HP

“Not now!”

“No, no, no..”

“Breathe in, breathe out..”

Ally At Low HP

“Wait— Hide behind there!”

“I can’t lose you too.”

Fallen

“Breathe..”

“Got.. too.. weak..”

“They lied to me..”

Light Hit Taken

“Ouch!”

“Haha— That tickles!”

“I’ll fix it up later!”

Heavy Hit Taken

“Im off my game..”

“Yikes!”

“Inhale, exhale, inhale..”

Joining Party

“What’s the occasion?”

“Okay, so I’ve got snacks, extra clothes, medical kit..”

“We can rest before we go.”

Receiving gifts

“You’re good at this! Could you teach me sometime?”

“Wow, how long have you been cooking, exactly?”

“…Thank you?”

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school band au prompts

these are suited to the person who requested as they wanted a new lead singer to join the band. feel free to use :)

moments to include or consider:

details about why the former lead singer was hospitalized/why they’re no longer the lead singer

did the whole band like the former lead singer? do they like the new one more or less than the other one and does that change throughout the story? if so, why?

the moment they’re first introduced: what are the bands reactions? did they know each other prior?

how large is the band? writing with a huge cast is very hard…

what are the stakes? why is it imperative they find a new lead singer asap ? is there an upcoming competition, etc?

how long have they all known each other and how does it shape the way they interact?

were there tryouts for the new lead singer or did they get it by default because no one else wanted it?

are the band members guarded? if so, why?

is there any romance blooming between any of the members? how does that shape their dynamics? i.e. if there was romande between the former lead singer and the bass player and now there is between the new lead singer and the bass player (which is drama central..)

do they hang out outside of practice?

the moment they first make good music together: how are you going to get the magic of that moment across in writing?

moments where they actually help each other (see prompt list for more ideas)

yikes… the awkward moment when the lead singer comes back and they have to split up the new group

why does the lead singer want to be a part of the band?

prompts:

“i love your voice.” “thank you. so do i get the role?”

new lead singer looking at all of them in disbelief because they’ve just said “there are no tryouts. we decide if you get to be the lead singer or not.”

“are you coming to practice today?” “do i have a choice?” “no.”

“you’re holding it wrong.” “i’m not holding it wrong.”

“your voice is flat.” “your face is flat.” *audible gasp throughout the band room*

“can we try that set again?”

“this just means a lot to me.” “it means a lot to me, too.”

“you’re not taking this seriously.” “i’m taking this seriously. you guys are still stuck on your other lead singer.”

“we got a gig.” “we got a gig????” “WE GOT A GIG!!!!!”

“you’re skipping practice again.” “yeah… but it’s to hang out with my fellow bandmates so it doesn’t count <3”

“it was fun singing and playing with you guys. thank you for making me feel loved.”

FOUND FAMILY. THATS ALL THANK YOU

ACTUALLY NO THATS NOT ALL. it’s especially better when all the bandmates range in age so like some of them are the cute younger siblings and some are the stoic older siblings

cough cough. lemonade mouth inspiration?….. u didn’t hear it from me!..

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Random middle school memories: part 2

(Link to part 1)

There was that familiar feeling in the air throughout Isaac's classroom. The feeling that this wasn't going to be a laid back day today. Every student knew what was going to happen today. Today was the day of the test that will count for 30% of their grade.

Should be simple, right? Take everything they have learned from the current unit they were just taught and hope they remember it all. The tests aren't that hard, but not too easy either. Expect for today.

Issac was going around the classroom, handing each student a paper of the test. He makes at least three different versions of the test to prevent students from cheating off another. "Alright kids, you know the drill. No notes, no talking, no Morse code, and no electronics during the test. If I find you cheated during the test, it's a automatic zero. Anyways, you may begin." Issac announced to the class one he gave the last student the test and went back to his desk.

The class room was silent, the students picking up their pencils or pens, and writing their names. But the silence wouldn't stay for long as a bunch of students make confused noises and a bunch of, "huh?". Either all of them were stupid and didn't learn a thing from this unit, or Issac has made the test harder on purpose.

Question 1 didn't look familiar to anything they were taught, nor was question 2, or 3, 4, 5 and so on. Basically no one knew a single thing on the entire test. And the test was 2 pages with 40 questions. This was bad, no one knew what to do.

Some students look at Ikari, who sits somewhat near the middle back row of class. They gave him a look trying to say, "Do you know anything on this test?" And you KNOW it's bad when Ikari makes the most exhausted and confused face know to man, because he was the smartest kid in the class and if the smartest kid in the class doesn't know the answers then that means everyone is screwed.

The test was long, took longer than it needed to be. The students were finally free for lunch, and they chatted about the test as they headed down to the cafeteria.

"What sort of test was that? I swear I guessed everything on that test." Girl A said to girl B.

"I have no clue, but I'm sure we'll all have a bad grade because of it now... Hey Ikari what did you think of the test?" Girl B said to Girl A befor turning her attention to Ikari who was walking past them.

Ikari was munching in a blue lollipop, he looked stressed and tired. The lollipop wasn't even there, it was just the stick left. "............. worst test of my life. My brain hurts...."

"Yikes." Both the girls said.

Meanwhile, in his classroom, Issac was already starting to grade papers, not wasting any time. He grades the students' papers by last name alphabetically. Meaning he always grades Ikari's paper first because Ikari doesn't have a last name. Issac gave a confused look as he graded Ikari's test, giving him a grade of 60.

"Huh, Ikari is normal better than this. Did he have a off week? Did I not teach him properly?" Isaac mumbled to himself as he continues grading the papers. Eventually he stops halfway once he noticed at majority of the students are getting a score under 50. Thats when it dawned upon him.

He accidentally gave them the next unit test, something they haven't been taught yet, instead of the current unit test. This was his mistake and apparently he had been on autopilot all day today. It was awkward that day telling the students after lunch that their teacher might have accident gave them the wrong test.

Yeah, they weren't so happy about the news.

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