#yeah it’s doozy

[your-favorite-bean]

Okay I’ve been working on a umbrella academy (mostly five centric) fic rec list and it keeps on getting bigger and bigger but it’s gonna be good, so stay tuned. And if there’s a long ass post with a shit ton of links, it’s probably me

#five hargreeves #allison hargreeves #tua #ben hargreeves #diego hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #luther hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #fic rec #ao3 #get ready #it’s gonna be a doosie #or is it doozy #okay pretty sure it’s doozy forget the first time #yeah it’s doozy #five hargreeves centric

[totem-but-shark]

interpreting foolish making a few of his own skins as qfoolish knowing how to sew and making his own clothes is one of my favourite headcannons because one of qfoolishs main ways of expressing his love and care is acts of service, he loves through actions. So it only makes sense that he might tend and care for the clothes of his loved ones too

imagine qfoolish sewing all of Leo's clothes, each new shirt or sock getting slightly larger than the last as she grows up before his very eyes, feeling immense pride as he goes from sewing tiny rompers to elaborate dresses that take days to complete and rolls and rolls of fabrics just to her liking all for his little girl. His heart melting ever so slightly as he starts all over again with a red and white striped scarf for a baby Pepito.

qjaiden showing her his wings and foolish immediately insisting she hands over every vest and shirt she has to add wing holes into the back so she never has to feel constrained and hide herself ever again.

For the longest time qroiers clothes were plagued with tears and gashes. Rips in his overalls after bobby passed, the gash in his hoodie from a friendship turned backstabbing. He can't find it within himself to fix alone, he hardly knows how. Until he's adopted, qvegetta and qfoolish taking him in with open arms and suddenly there's another hand steadying his shaking fingers because qfoolish cannot undo the hurt qroier has faced but with needle and thread he can help his son repair what he has

Mixing this with another headcannon, I like to think that the suit qroier wore at his wedding might've been one of qvegettas from one of his failed marriages. Knowing he'd never allow himself to wear it and let himself be hurt again and so instead wanting his son to have it and see it worn at a happy wedding, one based upon genuine love. Though he may never experience that moment himself at least someone he loves can, the cycle continuing for qvegetta but finally breaking for roier. But Vegetta is BUILT, broad as a brick wall and muscled like no other, and foolish steps in, adjusting the shoulders and waist and whatever else until it's perfectly tailored for qroier ready to walk walk down the aisle carrying the love of both his fathers with him.

#this ones a doozy #hAH dooz ER #maybe i start calling these doozer doozys idk #but yeah ive had this thought in the archive for a while but i finally got around to developing it more #theres a lot going on here so i hope its not too much #ill be back for your regularly scheduled qfoolish brainrotting tomorrow o7 #or #doozer doozys #;D #qsmp #qsmp foolish #qsmp thoughts #qsmp analysis #leo qsmp #qsmp leonarda #qsmp pepito #qsmp roier #qsmp vegetta #goldfinchduo

[cowboycostume]

I just hope to God that we are right when we say: 'I love you' [youtube]

#m.amv #spnamvarchive #spn amv #supernatural #deancas #destiel #dean winchester #song: ghost stories #artist: the narcissist cookbook #spoken word #destiel amv #this one was such a doozy #honestly i am so sorry for the emotional pain i have/will inflict with this #ty to lu and bec and rennie and linds and the diner crew for beta watching this and gaining pre-emptive psychic damage #anyway yeah. i'm still making amvs just. not with the insane fervor of 2021 #also fuck engagement i'm posting at 4am <3

[vesper-the-great]

Happy (late) 2/2, guys!

#honestly #I underestimate the amount of time it takes me to do something vs the time I have available for it #it’s a problem ;-; #even if this isn’t the prettiest thing in the world I’m actually kinda happy with this #like wow I actually finished that #but yeah anyway I got distracted watching my favorite streamer play p3 r and that’s why it was late #whoops lol #goro akechi #ren amamiya #akira kusuru #shuake #akeshu #persona 5 #v’s art #I messed up with coloring and formatting but hey #it’s alright #just posting this and going straight to bed today was a doozy

[yume-aeae]

can you draw multicare mood please... (pleading eyes emoji)

She's so silly! Love her!

#this...was a bit of a doozy to draw lol #she just has so much to draw! #was fun to draw though!!! thanks!! #art #digital art #my art #sparklecare #sparklecare hospital #sparklecare au #multicare au #multicare mood #also uh yall seeing this are allowed to send more requests yeah please mhm #OH YEAH I ALSO HAD TO GUESS ON WHAT THE BACK ARMS HAD #the red i was using had them covered up so...yeah #sorry about that!!

[atomi-cat]

Why haven't the skeletons from the 1929 Disney cartoon the skeleton dance showed up in the boneheads comics yet? after all they were the first cartoon skeletons, without them the others might have not ever existed

They actually have! :D

#answers #not sure why it wasn't showing up in the boneheads tag but yeah I did one a long time ago XD #That was a doozy to finish!

[gilligans-islands]

ouuughhh rahhhh i’m being consumed with the urge to drawwwwwwww

obsessed with mobs pink sweater from s3, my favorite outfit from him

#i really didn’t mean for reigen to get cut off like that but tbh i think it’s fitting #really channels his energy i feel #anyways so yeah newest hyperfixation just dropped this one’s a doozy #i’m obsessed with many of these characters #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #serizawa katsuya #shigeo kageyama #reigen arataka #(if you squint)

[velvetsqwyrme]

I saw ur tags and ran over here. What are ur favorite spicy UF! Papyrus fics?

HELLOOO LMAO you were so quick... sorry this took me a while to get together, but I hope you enjoy ( ù ᵕ ú )

Fair warning that some of these picks will include dub/noncon (and potentially other dubious content? I don't know what I'm going to add yet HAHA) so as always make sure to heed the warnings and read the tags before reading!! I've done my best to label them accordingly though :]

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READER INSERTS

Edge Discovers the Wonderful World of Subbing

You can tell exactly what this list is going to be like just from the title of this first fic... (title is explanatory, gotta love it!!)

Good EdgeLord

More sub Edge!! 💥💥

Caught in the Act

HELLO?? HELLO. Voyeurism? Low stakes semi-public sex? Double penetration ?? Sign me UP.

Pumped (Kinktober Collection)

Usually I refrain from including individual Kinktober chapters from rec lists BUT I really like this one ( '^' )!! It isn't even that explicit, but it's stuck in my brain because I GASPED when I read it for the first time.

Pyr's Favourite Keeper [DUBCON -> CON]

Love me a snakey boy!!!!!! There's also oviposition 👀!!

Wake

Sleepy sex <3! The bit with the SNAP part killed me and it's also such a fun detail!

Prime Time to Run

Mafiafell... he straight up murders someone in front of you and you fuck about it.

Bound Edge

Sub Edge again!! The reader has a dick in this- a rare but delicious treat !

Fall Out Bones [NON/DUBCON...????]

Technically this is linked to a series featuring both UF!bros, because I think that both are reslly good partially also because I think they're intensely hilarious at times. The titles are also great.

Boned [NONCON]

CLASSIC 2016 PREMISE. Reader is trapped in the fucking shed. (Fucking used as both profanity as well as a descriptive action)

Housekeeping [NONCON]

Weird location (sink)! But it works really well for the fic!!! Violenctce.

To Prove A Point ||| The Origins Of The Pap-wich - (Swap!Pap/Reader/UF!Pap)

Ahhh the good ol threesome ! The reader gets sandwiched between two very sexy skeletons~ !! I'm also a big Swap!Pap fan so this is just. *Mwah* so good!!!!! Double penetration again ~ also one of the few fics with squirting 🙏✨

All Dicks, No skeletons [DUB/NONCON DUE TO DETACHABLE ECTODICK SITUATION]

I cannot put into words how much I love this. It's got detachable ectobits... inconvenience due to detachable ectobits!! In this, Edge has a barbed dick and claws up a tree. It's crack but it's so so good!!!!!! I'm patiently waiting for updates and will ravenously consume the fic for lime the fiftieth time when it does.

OTHER SHIPS

Also! Here are a few fics with UF!Pap in other ships (namely various Papcest configs) because you didn't specify it had to be reader inserts lol

Little Wet Bones (Papcest: Farm/Underfell)

Bitty!Edge is soooo cute... and horny!! He's so self assured I love it.

Pepper Heat (Papcest: Edgepuff)

Heat fic! Heat fic!! Chili peppers is one hell of a heat scent... the only person who can handle a Papyrus is another Papyrus ;] The naming scheme here is also very funny when you realise what went on.

A Fallen Knight and his King (Papcest: Edgepuff)

MORE SUB EDGE ! This one delves more into the his exploration of dom/sub dynamics and it's so so good!!!!

Three Chance Meetings (Papcest: Spicyhoney)

Swap!Pap is (secretly) a prostitute and Fell!Pap finds out and shills out the money to spend a night with him. I looooove the character dynamics in this one too.

Taste of Blood and Honey (Papcest: Spicyhoney)

I forgot about this and was delighted to discover it again because ohhhhhh my god the premise is so good... also there's mirror sex and first times and those are always fun :3c

Mutt Lost a Bet (Papcest: SpicyBBQ)

Mafia AU setting where SF!Pap and UF!Pap make and lose bets resulting in sexual escapades. The second chapter is my favourite because it involves gloryholes and aphrodisiacs <33

Bro's Replacement (Papcest + Sanscest : Spicyhoney + Cherryberry)

LAMIAS AGAIN 💖 Honestly the setup is what gets me... but the smut is delicious so I'm adding it here :3c

Heat (Papcest - Spicyhoney) [HEAT INDUCED MUTUAL NON/DUBCON]

Why are there so many lamia fics in this list, I do not know, but heeeeeeey enjoy the snakeys! In this one the non/dubcon is due to UF!Pap being in heat, and both of them regret it after. Things get better though!!

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Anyway, that's all for now! Hope you enjoy some ^^!!!

#doozis fic recs #fic recs #uhhhhhh YEAH IM NOT TAGGING THIS ONE LOL #im always down to talk smut >:3c but also im like. man this sure is a public blogggggg ahhsjrjrkgjfkrnngkrn #there are a couple i didnt include for Various Reasons so this is it for now uwu)b!! #anon #inbox

[ollietreetime]

Knock ‘em dead, Doozy Alice!

#batim #batim oc #batim fusion #alice Angel #dot batim #bendy and the ink machine #dorothy 'doozy' chrystel #ollietree art #ollietreeocs #I love doozy so much y’all….. despite ink hell sucking she makes it work with some friends #people who are familiar #the mirror is broken but she doesn’t need it to know she looks ✨fabulous✨ #she looks like the Alice in the mirror! that’s all she needs #just had to stick it on #yeah. no other alterations made to that Alice #none at all haha #;)c

[matbaynton]

#reposting bc i spelled biteable wrong 🤡 #this is important research and something i've been thinking about i need y'alls feedback #mat baynton #mathew baynton #yeah i'm gonna tag all of them too this is gonna be a doozy but i need to know #thomas thorne #chris pitt goddard #jamie winton #ariel conroy #sam pinkett #william agar #chief elder choop #voltari #bill shakespeare #would have also included: #christopher payne #joe starling #mick (bbc ghosts)

[ichorai]

done with writing out chapter three of hell yeah :) sitting at a healthy 44k LMFAO

will hopefully be posting tmrw!

#hell yeah #pissing my pants with excitement #this one's a doozy guys trust #if s3 was 44k words i might have to split s4 into two parts but we'll see

[balladetto]

     It's raining up there.

     Link feels it in the new slickness of each rung and the pitter-patter on his face. He's careful to grip tight as he climbs the bars, rust digging into trembling palms, only ever looking at what lies above in heart-pounding fear of what could still lurk below. Navi is a bright guide in the darkness, lighting the way ahead while she fusses over things like where they should go next. She says nothing of how scary the well was, but she sprinkles enough of her fairydust on his fingers that he can tell she's thinking about it too.

     The rain picks up when they finally make it out, as though it's a friend who's happy to see him. When he puts it that way, it's not so overwhelming on his exhaustion, which already pulls on his muscles so hard that he stumbles to his knees. He drags himself a full body length closer to the stairs, then just— stops. Breathes.

     It's near impossible, sometimes, to feel like he can keep doing this.

     "Link," Navi softly calls. She lets him breathe for a few more seconds, before floating to the pouch by his waist. "Come on. Let's get out of here."

     Right. Yeah. The sooner they leave this place, the better. They need to— they need to—

     "To the Temple of Time, remember?"

     Yes. Yeah. Okay. He swallows the thoughts he can't afford to dwell on right now and nods, removing the ocarina entrusted to him from his inventory. As he puts his lips over the mouthpiece and prepares to play the Prelude of Light, Navi flies up towards his hair to wiggle under his hat — as she always does when they do this.

     Link sees a hand folding over the whole of his face, feels a breath sticky with rot on his hair, and recoils with a yelp before those long fingers can again burn invisible imprints into his scalp.

     Navi freezes.

     Link freezes.

     For several uneasy moments, only the rain disturbs the abrupt silence. Shame churns in his gut, agitating the tremor that's returned to his hands and the racing of his heart. His fairy bobs up and down in the spot he left her in.

     "Link," she starts, tentative, "are you okay?"

     He— should be. He should be. Just as hesitantly, he gives another nod. Then, firmer, he does it again. He doesn't know why that happened. He doesn't know why he did that.

     Navi idles a little more, clearly unsure, so he smiles a shaky sorry and beckons her closer. She comes carefully — gradually — like something skittish that needs to be coaxed from the bushes, or the steady warmth of a newly stoked fire, or the creep of a phantom presence crawling towards his back, fingers latching him into place, ripping strands of hair out with how much he struggles, panicked, terrified, too small—

     Link scrambles away, breath caught in the back of his throat.

     Another pause. Another suspended, fraught quiet. Raindrops sting in his eyes, and a distant, ridiculous part of him wonders if they feel the same on her wings.

     "Link," Navi says, voice a bare whisper over drumming rainfall: hurt, pained, and desperate in the way she sometimes gets when she wants to heal him but can't.

     His sternum crumples into his lungs beneath the weight of a sudden, penetrating grief.

     "Nn— Na-vi," he returns, strangled. He reaches for her instinctively, apologetically, a dart of touch that goes forward and flinches back as his fingertips brush against her light. The warmth bites where it would've comforted only a while ago — before the dead, before the well, before the fear he's been trying and failing to smother since he saw towering, stalking hands — spreading across his skin like cold fingers locking in a vice-grip.

     Horror twists in his veins. Thorns of despair sink deeper into his chest. This can't be happening pierces through the static of everything fading away, 'cause Navi — Navi, her touch, her fluttering against his cheeks, all her affection against the world's harshness — is the one thing of the so few things he has left to his name that gives him some form of real peace. Some form of maybe this will be okay. Patching over the hurts in his heart like her little hands can reach there, and now they can't— now he can't—

     He can't do this.

     He can't do this.

     A whimper breaks past his lips, ragged and undisguised, and tears welled up from waters that feel endless spill from blurred eyes. Link is bigger than this. He has to be bigger than this. But he's slept through seven summers and only truly seen nine, and want throbs from his core with a fierce, heavy ache. Something close to a scream leaves him as he raises a trembling arm and throws the Ocarina of Time to the dirt ground. He can't hear anything past his own panting, sobbing breaths.

     He wants Navi. He wants Saria. He wants the Great Deku Tree. He wants to go home; to have a home to go back to; to not be someone so special; to not have to be a hero too young for his own sword. Link feels the rain like it's going straight through him to the insides of his bones as he catches himself on his palms, wanting, and wanting, and wanting, and wanting.

     His fairy slowly drifts into what shelter the curve of his figure makes. She holds his gaze mutely, glow dimmer in shared misery. Ever the best at listening even when he isn't speaking, she catches his tears as if they're stars and doesn't touch him. He hates her for it. He loves her for it.

     He cries harder for it, body heaving, mud clotting under his nails as he curls fingers into wet earth.

     He can't do this.

#(But he must. And he will. He doesn't know how much more of himself he has to lose in the process‚ but he will.) #* lionheart / study. #( unwell because i thought about what the worst 'i can't do this' moment for him would be in oo.t #and was so gripped by the brainrot that i managed to get this doozy of a thing out #beneath the well fucks him up!! so bad!! #i think it's also because it's about touch. which i have been wanting to do an ic study about for ages #so like. yeah :') nobody's awake rn methinks. but send post i need this out of here asap 😭😭 ) #* lionheart / ic. #* ic / para. #* v / a story that can't be changed. #ask to tag / #long post cw

[motogp-jail]

fernando alonso for saying that vale wouldn't make a good f1 driver when he tested with ferrari in the mid-2000's

however they end up in the same cell and fuck nasty shloppystyle on the urinal

IN A SHOCK TURN OF EVENTS, FERNANDO ALONSO IS IN MOTOGPBLR JAIL FOR INSINUATING VALENTINO ROSSI WOULD BE A SHIT F1 DRIVER!

#jail submission #[admin: the second part of this ask? Yeah that will be a doozy that if made will be on my main]

[20percentbug]

hey guess who fell down the vocaloid pipeline

song referenced: Venom by Kairikibear

#art #sona art #artist sona #this art piece actually does tackle the stuff i’ve dealt with throughout my life #even my getup reflects it. like holy fuck i want to just. have a jacket and form-fitting pants and a shirt that doesn’t fully reach my hips #hockey was a doozy for me. it was fun for sure but in my freshman year i was generally just flat out done with hockey bc of my anxiety #and each day i think about being trans #even if i’m fine in my own body right now #i guess this could classify as #vent art #if you read into this enough #so. yeah #throughout drawing with this i was just being completely blunt with myself. didn’t sugarcoat a thing #guess doing that gives me a heightened sense of self or something. i dunno #20%’s little rambles #Spotify

[themyscirah]

They'll be fine... right?

#HE WOULD MISS B'DG OKAY I JUDT HAD TO PUT HIM HERE BC ITD BE FUNNY #loooovvveee miscommunication when its funny like this lets have some more miscommunication #took out some of the responses i thought were too easy/not fun like clark or something #barry i have in here just because i have the image of simon shooting him and then being like 'i thought you would dodge!' #anyways yeah im thinking abt simon baz again #i may slap together a meta post on the gun soon abt like the characterization and thematic aspect because it IS fucking hilarious but also #like character-wise its a doozy and very interesting and just ugh!!!! #simon baz #blah

[imwritesometimes]

nothing like waking up and immediately having horrible migraine aura followed by a horrible fckn migraine to just completely derail all the plans you had 😖

#last week was very very VERY stressful & busy and a lot of my day to day shit fell to the wayside #and yesterday was really good in terms of getting back to normal! I was like hell yeah crushin it! #and then I started getting the tell tale pre migraine headache last night and I was like I'll take meds to combat this now! try and prevent! #lot of good that did me! haven't had the aura shit in a while fckn doozy of a day had to scrap everything and crawl back into bed #feel slightly better? vision still isn't uhhhh... like I wouldn't drive rn lol but at least it's a little better #head is still fucked but it'll probably be that was until tomorrow #god I hate this I know it's from the massive weather change coming gonna rain for a week straight 😞 #and because I'm so fckn old now AND have nerve damage my whole body is just FUCKED from going back to cold ass weather #I did find out today my brother and I experience different migraine auras though which was interesting #still can't wear my glasses tho so lmao def can't drive or do practically anything at all 🙃 #just now able to look at my phone (only apps in dark mode fck u tumblr for being one of the only apps that has dark mode) #can't even brainstorm on fic which is killing me I can only sit like a potato and just exist #brain cannot imagine things only pound pound pound #erin explains it all