#yall i’m losing my god damn mind
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going crazy cause i haven’t had a legit crush in years and now i think i have one on my straight cis male friend
the kicker: he thinks i’m gay. hell i thought i was too
#i’ve identified as queer but everyone just always fucking assumes i’m a lesbian or gay#another story for another time#but i never outright dismissed liking a man#just not someone outside the LGBTQA+ community#(aka straight cis male)#legit been losing sleep over this#still trying to figure out if it’s just infatuation or what#i also lowkey don’t think we’d be compatible#we’re great friends rn and i wouldn’t dare ruin that over something i’m not even sure about#every time i think i’ve had a eureka moment regarding my sexuality#its like nah jk bitch actually-#yall i’m losing my god damn mind#feeling like a clown for having a crush
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how to lose a guy in 10 days — csc
choi seungcheol x reader
genre : fluff, smut, enemies to lovers, jealousy (?), fake relationship, bets (yk how the movie goes), profanities
synopsis : you had to prove to your friends that you could easily make a guy lose interest within a week, having no interest in indulging yourself in a relationship after your past ones. all those relationships led you to narrow down a list on how to make a guy sick of you. you had all the card in your hands and seems like you don’t get to play it.
warnings : mdni, proceed with causion bc this is my first actual svt fic it might be shitty. not proofread lol, reminder that this is my take on the plot and it will not flow the exact same plots in the movie
i do not feel so confident about this bc i wrote this with mind in shambles. literally me comforting myself with svt while i'm dying from my studies rn :') pls tell me if you like it bc i would most def appreciate it <3
it was another slow day at work when you sat down at your desk and sighed. all your work mates and friends seems to confide in your reaction but your circle knew that this sigh wasn’t a “damn-im-so-stressed-and-sick-of-work-sigh” for them it was more of a “wow-life-is-hectic-its-almost-making-me-want-a-man”
and just like clockwork their brains clicked and hovered over your cubicle. poor u so startled that you almost gagged on your coffee.
“what?” you shooted
“are we gonna meet boyfriend number 13?” karina said in a sing song voice
“more like fling number 17?” sakura retorted
“maybe a first situationship since she haven’t experienced one yet” yunjin said curiously
“jesus christ i’ve had that much men and i’m not gay yet?” you said surprised
“maybe you just need a new set up?” yunjin asked
“like what doggy style?” karina questioned
“not like that you idiot” sakura glared
“maybe i’m just meant to end up in a church and dedicate my life to holiness” you huffed
“please you would burn the moment you step in a cathedral” sakura laughed
“well i just know how every relationships end, it’s almost like completing all endings for a video game, its predictable and cliche” you sighed
“let’s welcome fling number 17 then” karina announced
“i’m too tired for just fucks you know? it won’t take long before i actually get infection and i turn into a zombie and bite you all from all these stupid ideas” you rolled your eyes at your friends.
right now you just actually need to see if theres a guy out there in the world who could actually commit and actually accept a persons flaws out of love.
all too cheesy but you would like to find a partner who would find no flaws in you and probably just call them your little unique antiques that they can live with.
you were so sick on seeing tutorials or manifestation hacks on the internet because does anyone genuinely love each other anymore? all these “how to become a maneater”, “how to make them dream of you”, “how to make him fall in love using a potion” bullshit got you sick of people now.
why did god even create men to accompany themselves if they’re preferences and expectations are for the deities taste themselves.
“OH MY GOD I GOT IT!” yunjin screamed making all your peers look over to your area
“what is it?” you asked dying for a solution
“what if you meet a guy and just unfling him?” she said as if there was a light bulb above her head
“yall need to make her stop doing overtime” sakura deadpanned
“NOO, like you’re talking all these commitment things all the time then what if you find a random guy and make him not fall in love with you and see if he stays?” she said
“so like i should go out being an annoying red flag and see if he stays?” you giggle but it all went away when all your friends kind of agreed because they’re also sick of u having these guy problems already.
“i guess thats not all bad” karina suggests
“you should wear your best outfit tonight because we will find your lucky target then y/nnie” sakura winked at you before discussing the plans with yunjin and karina
it was not long until the night came as you got ready, you scoffed on how stupid this bet is because it’s like you claimed “very predictable and cliche” to lose a guy.
it was then your friends picked you up and pulled up to the bar. a few shots came by as you hustled through the crowd searching for your so called the one. but as you surf through the tables everyone fell short to your friends standards as if it was a big serious thing.
you grew tired, what was the point, you knew your fate then you should probably accept it now.
you drank your last shot for tonight planning your weekend with whole lots of tubs of ice cream until you flinched by karina grabbing your arm.
“him” she said, audible enough for the three of you to hear. you faced the guy she was referring to as all the noice fade into the background blur hearing yunjin screech and them clapping happily, your time froze.
the most goddamn, drop dead gorgeous man came to sight.
“isn’t that choi seungcheol?” sakura stating a rhetorical question
“they said no one could ever bag him up” yunjin replied
“ooh sounds like one of y/n’s guys” karina giggled.
“are you up for it then?” sakura challenged you
“please this will probably come by a breeze, so? 100 bucks each?” you winked as the three of them agrees after a total chaos.
“choi seungcheol, let the games begin” you muttered
on the other side of the bar there was a crowded group of 13 people who were mindlessly taking shot over shot as they were crowned as the most obnoxiously loud people for the night.
most of them spitting out tipsy thoughts to one another as they joined forces on pinning and choosing choi seungcheol as the victim for tonight.
“here comes the virgin joseph for tonight, choi seungcheol!” dk hooted while hoshi was giggling to any phrases the latter would make out
“isn’t it mary though?” joshua pondered drunkly on the edge of the couch munching on the nuts hoping it would make him sober as it was too early to go home.
“whatever, we still get the point. so what’s with the anti-women behavior cheol?” jeonghan grinned. his smile too wide to seem oblivious of the answer.
“i think dating is now deemed predictable to me,every woman i dated either wants my money, my body, fame, or a father figure” cheol sighed deeply
“wait you’re a dad?” dino’s brows furrowed in deep confusion as cheol stood there with utter disbelief
“i thought we we’re supposed to have a fun hangout today, and now all of you are just looking like alcoholics with all these bottles in our table” seungcheol complained
“WHO ARE YOU CALLING ALCOHOLICS?!” mingyu exclaimed looking at the opposite direction of where cheol was.
“FUCKER I DIDNT CALL YOU ANYTHING” minghao retorted to a confused mingyu facing him causing cheol to place a palm over his forehead.
“how about you start charming women for who you truly are?” vernon continuing the passed topic.
cheol didnt know if he was thankful for vernon re entering a topic, all the “seemingly” sober people joined up on the topic. they soon somehow convinced cheol to meet new people and try making them fall in love with him.
kkuma needed a mom, maybe he did too (but not in a maternal sense
“i doubt scoups can make a girl fall in love with him” dino giggled in the verge of passing out.
“i sure can ! it’s like a walk in the park” seungcheol defended.
“not even within a month” jeonghan added
“not even a week” jun stared blankly.
seungcheol always had placed his pride on a pedestal, it’s the source of his cocky behavior.
“oh please, give me 10 days it would be like she’s under a love spell” cheol snickered blanketing his bruised ego.
“deal, i bet 20 that we’ll have another meeting on the 10th day having cheol drop dead drunk at thus exact spot” jeonghan screamed only standing for the first time for the night.
it was chaos after that, but the group was almost divided equally in the process of them making bets and weighing the odds of cheol’s fate.
seungcheol wished the ground opened its jaws and buried him six feet under
even he was lying to himself with his statement, but one thing about choi seungcheol— he always wins.
“i’m gonna head home now” cheol said, he wish he didn’t.
he somehow wished that they were all too drunk to force him into the grave he dug himself. mercy will be the end of their bond, so as fate has written cheol’s fortune.
“i guess cheol is accepting his pussy title” jeonghan sighed
“i am not a pussy” cheol responded
“then i guess you’ll have to prove that” joshua sighed blankly at him
“let’s start by choosing the lucky girl who’s gonna take cheol’s v card”
“i’m not even a virgin” cheol rebutted with a frown, the liquor making him submit to his true emotions.
“please you barely lost it” dk laughed
“well i barely felt it….” cheol muttered
“let’s do her” dino pointed at the wall as he stood quickly stumbling with his head spinning
“who’s he pointing at? did he shave his eyes as well?” woozi said laughing
“shut up pink panty guy, i’m talking about the girl that has red hair and wearing a black dress” dino said laying on the floor
“ooh, she looks hot like seungcheol’s type” jun teased
if he didn’t spot your bright auburn hair he would’ve sworn to himself that these guys we’re just throwing a hate crime at him, but god, you we’re his type.
“go on mr. choi, show us your charm” mingyu pushing cheol closer to your area in the bar
you were planning on stepping up, but you had to make one thing sure, so you turned around to your friends with burgundy rushing through your cheeks with the thrill throwing you into your pit of endless thoughts.
“makeup, and outfit : perfect” yunjin started with a wide grin
“hair : gorgeous and can easily make a ponytail” karina winked as you glared at her
“teeth clean and ready for sucking” sakura smiled
jesus christ you were asking for a reality check and they just simply can’t avoid adding scandalous statements as if that’s all you do.
you were ready
were?
are?
was?
fuck.
you backed up quickly as you saw a guy charging at your direction ready to barf up on you.
quick arms catches your moving physique, as your back became dependent on the person unbeknownst to you.
two groups filled your senses with squeals, laughing and cheering waking you up from your not so cute dilemma
you turned to the person behind you seeing the man of the night
choi seungcheol.
“you okay, sweetheart?” his voiced hush, you felt warm and you swore that is was just the buzz from the liquor
quickly you went to work
“omg thankyou o-oppa” you’re voice cracked because you simply cannot believe the words that escaped your lips.
there was terror in his eyes, the moment you saw it, it went away. a pretty grin was graced upon your lips because this will be one hell of a ride
he better be sure to keep his seatbelts on because you’re gonna totally rock his world.
day 1 : the tortoise and the hare
spoiler, the hare never wins
guys hate being speedy, if they’re looking for a woman they can take home to his mom it would definitely not be the woman who wants to be dicked down after the first date.
and this wasn’t even a date
he took you to his place after your so called friends left the both of you in the landmine
he only intended you to sober up, and you only wanted him to curse you off his life. but it would be no fun if you just did it in a day, wouldn’t it?
the sound of the collision of class and marble led to both of your eyes to be met.
“thank you, really, or what else i would’ve smelled like vodka and whatever the fuck that person just ate” you sighed in relief genuinely
“no worries, you don’t smell like barf or vodka…. maybe a little of tequila but you’re good” he smiled
fuck. he’s hot and he knows it, a part of you wished that he was some sort of narcissist so you could do this thing in a easier way.
his face sculpted and graced with beauty his eyes filled with wisdom and maturity, his lips full and shaded like cherries.
you we’re definitely down to have a fling with him, but according to you, you were planning to change your ways and test the purpose and ability of men.
“mhm, i’m tired let’s watch a movie?” you smiled with your forced high-pitched voice
you love how he would hide the way his face would wince when you talk or the way his jaw slacked on your statement.
you smiled at the thought of him trying to take you out of his multi-million mansion because you were pushing boundaries he built for you
“yeah.. sure, what do you wanna watch?” he assisted you by the waist as he brought you up the stairs.
you wanted to get out, you wouldn’t think that it would go like this. fuck the boys manual maybe it doesn’t work with hot rich guys
“the notebook, i LOVE that movie” you smiled and you could see how he expected that
as you laid in his sheets, which you felt deeply sorry for actually staining his pearly and silky shits with your outside clothes, but your pride held you high. if you fell from your pride or for him then maybe then you could wash his sheets.
the room was dimly lit, the ambience warm as he intended.
he sat next to you, with distance for respect according to cheol’s brain.
you couldn’t predict him, and maybe he sends mix signals, and that made you feel less guilty because you concluded that he’s a womanizer. he knew all of these antics a little too well.
“it’s getting hot” you sighed fanning your face adjusting your dress to the right extent, you held your hair exposing your neck to him making sure he saw it.
"really? my ac is so low right now" he was surely acting oblivious.
you may be frustrated at him for not taking your hits but you guess it would make a good build up, meanwhile he was there dumbfounded from all the tricks you pulled, he was slowly getting hard but that's another story.
he was thinking if he should drop it, it seemed like you just wanted a one night stand, but speaking of the devil (angel) jeonghan sent him a text showing him how much money he would be getting if he proved them wrong.
somehow in the end all of his friends were convinced that he would stay bitchless. there was a whole chapter within their groupchat making fun of what he said earlier at the bar.
truth be told, he didn't give a fuck about the money, he wanted his dignity and pride back.
"my body is so warm because of all the shots i took though" you reasoned out quickly.
"well my body is really cool right now" he faced you slowly pulling you close but you had other plans
you quickly kissed him as if you were desperate for it.
"mmm- i think we should slow down y/n" he rushed to tell you.
you wanted to grin so bad, victory laid on your side, but you had to put a sad face asking him if he no longer likes you repeatedly as he escorted you out of his house.
you quickly twirled and skipped across the road when you were sure he was inside already. he was there though, watching through his window.
maybe he had to step up.
day 2 : the in-laws
there was not a single text on cheols phone the next morning, soon learning your phone was inside the purse you left at his house.
he wanted to scan your purse thinking of a way to sweep you off your feet today. but a gentleman doesn't mess with a ladies purse.
after the the long chat you had last night, you exchanged your details to each other which now led cheol to your apartment building with flowers and a wide smile.
"hi i got these for you-"
"wait cheollie, say hi to your mom !" you cut him off with a smile
his face quickly shifting, you what?! he was slowly shaking on the inside quickly settling down your purse, flowers on your coffee table.
"h-hi mommm" he grinned as if his mom could see him.
"seungcheol i didn't raise you to hide your partners from me like this, i really like y/n you know, so when's the wedding?" his mom ushered
"a wedding?" you gasped and started screeching as if it was real
"we'll see mom haha.." he replied deranged from the situation made just 2 minutes ago. he quickly hung up before his mom could get any more ideas.
"well that was interesting, i didn't know that you knew my mom" he restrained himself from losing himself.
"well i have to meet your parents anyways right, cheollie?" you smiled at him
"yeah, but we just met yesterday" he deadpanned
"well, you don't think we're gonna work out" you started sobbing in front of him making small obnoxious hiccups
"well that's not what i meant baby" he hushed and spent the afternoon babying you while whispering sweet nothings in your ear.
day 3 : monday flings
"i seriously cannot fathom how much patience he has to reach day 3" you genuinely lay your opinion
"i was a complete total psycho, but he must be mental" you said to yourself
"that's fucking crazy because if i had to put up with that you would never hear from me again" sakura said bluntly which bruised and praised you at the same time
"i need a break from my alter ego as well, i hope he has no plans on asking me on anything anymore at least"
the day went as if you had never met choi seungcheol at all, which made you relieved for at least having a rest day, sure it was such a short time but god how tiring it was to be somebody else
"i just really realized how to fit in somebody else's shoes" you sighed as you and your friends exited the building together ready to go home and simply pass out.
"then don't fucking wear them" karina said
"but this is the whole point, being a stereotypical woman in a relationship"
you all soon parted in your own ways as you walked through the neighborhood near yours, you realized you just walked passed by seungcheol's house and this made you walk a bit faster and try to fabricate your distinguishable looks. but guess what
"aw baby don't hide from me" he coos slowly pulling you in his embrace.
"i was just looking for you" he smiled as he rushed you into his home
you somehow wished he could just stab you right now.
he led you to his living room filled with rose petals and candles dedicating a whole playlist of his vinyl records for you. you spent the evening sharing his home cooked dinner, which was actually delicious. and he soon brought out his photo albums from when he was a kid.
"do you think our children look just like you?' your sentence made you freak out but you supressed it wanting him to be affected by your vicious visions.
"how about we go back about the marriage thing for now" he faked out a laugh.
"i want this to be our family's house too" you sighed in content while scanning the architectural structure.
"if that's what you want" he smiled and pecked your forehead, which had caught you by a surprise.
"it is" you smiled, you didn't want to admit it but something formed within you when he said that.
"i'll be having a boys night tomorrow so i might not respond quickly to your texts"
"is it strictly 'boys only' ?" you asked forming an idea and swallowing these funny feelings that have bloomed within you.
"well it had always been"
day 4 : poker night
if fate was inevitable, they should you hit you up then.
you were in a cab with your hands filled with cheol's place in mind.
"cheol having a 4 day record is worth celebrating" jeonghan teased
"it's been that long?" mingyu asked actually impressed
"i've been in a lot of relationships since college, stop making it seem like im a loser" he sighed
"probably just in college" minghao retorted
"it's probably going well, maybe next year she could meet his parents" seungkwan noted
"please, she met them the second day we met" cheol answered scoffing at the thought
"now i know why girls are driven away from you" jun cringed at cheol
"she called them herself the day we met, she even said that our children will live here, and she tried to sleep with me the first day we met !" cheol finally shared his experience the past few days
"ooh feisty and a woman with a plan, that's so horanghae coded" hoshi smiled reaching his palms out and curling the ends of her fingers.
"you're going delusional again hamster" minghao smacked the back of hoshi's head causing the latter to relieve it by rubbing his head.
"maybe cheol could get laid now with her bold behavior, someone who can tame mr. pride-over-pants-down-choi-seungcheol over here" joshua said
"she's just a bet-"
the violent reactions that flashed through the faces of his group-mainly cheol when you came in the door in the middle of the game.
the guys quickly recovered teasing cheol for being so attached already calling her over for a boys night.
"hi guys!!" you said excitingly trying on your best cute expression you could muster up while hoshi replied to you with the horanghae pose as you quickly reciprocated it.
"i just thought i could put some of my stuff here so you could always remember me cheollie" your eyes twitching the moment your face was parallel with the wall
cheol was in awe with the first few vases you put out, until there were at lest 13 in his living room only. his house looking like he was out there selling urns
you were going around his place disrupting them, even changing their ambient music into some of britney spear's playlist
and even making very concerning screams around the kitchen just behind the living room.
"cheollie, can you get me some water" you whined when you heard them telling cheol it was his turn
he caught you reaching out unto the cupboards for a glass, he quickly got you what you requested and leaving you there
you were quick to grab onto his arm and grab the cigarette out of his mouth.
"you need to stop smoking" you tell him genuinely, his demeanor sensing your honesty his brows rested as he gave you a smile.
"i need to keep my lungs healthy for our children huh?" he teased you with a knowing smile
day 5 : ghosting
after his game with the boys, you two spent so much time together after.
he was being sulky after receiving his first losing game last night from all your disruptions last night.
but he never mentioned you being a nuisance, and just maybe because it was stored somewhere deep his chest the frustrations he held
but you stayed clingy to him filling him up with your presence even when you already went home flooding his texts until it was dawn
today you decided to stay low, you were lying in wait in this part of the plan
by doing so much the past few days today you decided to give ghosting a shot
"god i just wanna die if i need to go through this just to find a decent human being" you sighed frustrated at yourself
you wish you could stop now, there was 150 bucks on the line
or this is what you thought that hindered from you from stopping, you stared longingly on your laptop
quickly dialing his number you grinned at the sound of his voice
day 6 : a large iced diet coke and a kiss to go
today you planned on watching a knicks game with cheol, it was both your favorite thing to watch.
the stadium filled with cheers as you were shaking with thrill watching the tight game among your favorite team handling each other by the neck
most of the game went well according to cheol
during the break the venue managers continued to do the kiss cam.
you were interested looking at random people sharing affection through this stupid camera. but you didn't know it would face you.
you saw your face light up with surprise as the other guy next to you exposed on the kiss cam
you were looking at him
"i'm-" the guy was cut off when seungcheol grabbed you by the nape sealing your lips with his plush ones, the camera then panning to the both of you instead of you and the other guy.
"you weren't in the kiss cam" you said smiling- wait no don't.
"well i was just now" he said cockily
"i'm not gonna let you kiss him when i'm here" he said and that lit a fire within you
the final part of the game resumed as you both were cheering wildly through the crowds
it was time.
you asked cheol to bring you coke since you were extremely famished according to your words.
cheol quickly glanced at you, the bottom of the stadium, on the scoreboard, and back to your eyes.
he quickly ran getting you the drink that you wanted.
"i cant drink too much sugar though i need the diet one" his face turning into a distressed one jogging back up the long steep flights of stairs as he huffed to the vendor that you wanted the coke one, being only available to watch the game through the small monitor by the ceiling
there was about 3 minutes left, your team still having time to win over
he rushed back to you quickly handing you your coke, but there was another thing-
"i need ice cheollie" you whined at him, he groaned but still went over to do it
only a few moments left before the game ends the vendor still working on you precious drink, seungcheol staring at the monitor.
you felt bad, like actually. but you had to keep this up
you were enjoying the game until you were drowned in your thoughts on how you were ever gonna ask for his forgiveness after all this
you were a bitch and get over your act.
the crowd calling out through your ears realizing your favored team won, you had to force a smile especially a lovely one at cheol to make him think you were being a menace
maybe if you pushed him enough you could end this sooner, you can't admit that he was charming, handsome, and his behavior is no less than how a gentleman should act.
sorry coups.
the game ended, you were exiting the venue with cheol as his arm around your shoulder quickly calling you a cab home.
"thank you for this babe" you smiled passing him the cup, hoping you were rude enough for him to not call you up anymore
"no problem, you gave me your other ticket to watch with you anyway" he smiled pecking you before you left.
he crumpled the cup and threw it away.
day 7 : the revelation
you and cheol spent this day with a quick breakfast by the small cafe nearby, chatting through the busy streets of your city, he asked you to come to his event tomorrow which you accepted. after breakfast there were barely any interactions coming between the two of you.
why stay through this conditions?
well we bring you to the day 1
you were troubled writing your new article on the magazine company you were working for.
your boss expecting so much from you, you simply cannot write anything too political or anything controversial at all, so you stuck on to writing these stupid "how to" to articles which was a huge success for your company.
you were stuck, nothing to write, drafts filled with calling out peace for all countries experiencing genocide and territorial invasions or calling out to politicians who were legitimately caught only on scandalous events but never the seat of any meetings.
you were a writer a "how to girl", you swore you did it all and wrote them, how to talk your way out of a ticket, how to feng shui your apartment and even having those little tests you wrote printed by the magazine.
seungcheol was a lawyer, he stayed in his grandfathers law firm, his grandfather desperate for him to get wed and have a family who will take care of the firm and would take care of him as well.
seungcheol's grandfather knew his luck in love, so he prayed that even when he passes, his grandson will still have someone to be with.
day 8 : pride over love
cheol came over to your place at dusk seeing you with your flattering yellow dress with a backless cut on the back.
he was stunned by your beauty, his hand leading to his chest.
"my god" he whispered to himself as he paced closer to you
"you're gorgeous" he smiled as he kissed your temple
"you don't look to bad yourself" you grinned at him
you decided to stay in your apartment for a while as you settled a few of your stuff before you leave
he glanced over your record player and fidget over your albums then he finally sat down digesting the whole essence of your place, it was hard for him to stay still thinking that you were some dumb bet but he knew you were more than that, he knew you we're attractive but the breeze tonight was only revealing your true selves to each other.
you came in the room with your purse settling it by the coffee table as your favorite song came by, you couldn't help but singing along to it
and other girls dreamed that they'd be cheol's partner
they'd be cheol's partner and
you're so vain
you probably think this song is about you
and then you both exploded in to giggles proceeding to do silly dances before heading out.
you both arrive at an immaculately decorated building, you could already hear all the people chattering inside the building making a light buzz on your ears
"cheol, you should come meet our new stockholder" his coworker ushered him as he looked at you with slight worry
"i'll be fine you should go" you pushed him lightly and he just nodded at you making a phone call sign telling u to call him if anything happens
it was a while when you were just sitting by the bar drinking your nth drink for the night, it wasn't your intention to do so, but that was the only thing that can occupy you. you didn't want to bother cheol on his night so you stayed lowkey.
you weren't drunk but you rethink because you didn't know why seungcheol's grandfather ushering you to talk to him.
"so i heard that you have been seeing my grandson" he started
"oh yeah i am" you politely answered, guilt wrapping you up when you realized that you were only feigning everything.
"i'm glad that he told me about a girl he goes out with, he barely tells me anymore because they don't last long" he giggled
"oh really? i would expect him to be married by now actually" you joked with him
you felt comfortable around him, his friends, his relatives, and even his co workers, they really provided you with a nice environment.
"i'm happy that you stayed with him even after knowing that you just started as a bet-"
"excuse me?" you were violated.
"i mean please excuse me i need to get some fresh air"
there was regret in mr.choi's face but it also held worry, was it true? you were a bet? what did he win for you? for this? what did he mean that you started as a bet?
you were furious, you knew you were also doing him wrong, but you felt bad for all of it.
it wasn't helping that you had to admit to yourself that you did like him. even through the fucked up situations you had this week, it was all messed up, fake.
but even in all that chaos, he was consistent, he was there.
now you're doubting if that was his acting as well
because now you were burning everywhere, because you knew you crossed the fine line along the feigned adoration over real devotion.
you adore choi seungcheol.
but now that meant nothing.
quick and heavy foot steps were heard behind you
"y/n!" cheol managed out with huffed breaths
you faced him with disdain painting your face.
“wow, you’re gonna run away after you defy me?” he laughed sarcastically, his face sullen his eyes filled with fury
“defy you? what about you making me a bet?” it dawned on him realizing that you knew about his faults too.
it was true, you did defy him, not that it was your choice, you had to do it for your job, you wrote about him, one of your how-to blog and magazine experiments.
how to lose a guy in 10 days
this was your last project being a part of this magazine line. you swore you couldn’t keep on using people for an article, you planned on being a journalist after quitting, after making him your last.
because after all, you love him.
your article could also be called “how to stupidly fall in love and find a man in 10 days”
“it was a bet at first, then i fell, but you just played me” he looked at you as if you just stabbed him straight to the chest
“what?” you said confused
“leave. i don’t ever wanna see you anymore” he warned
“didn’t know you could stoop so low, and don’t worry i will”
“how to lose a guy in 10 days huh?” he started “lucky you y/n because you just lost him” he uttered walking away.
the night turned completely upside down, both of your chests swelled with guilt, shame and anger.
your heart dropped, but you just swallowed you pride and left.
day 9 : drive me out of town
quickly packing your things to leave, you won’t do any good here now that everything is tainted by the man you met just a little more than a week ago.
you spent your whole day just wallowing the sadness from your love life leaving your friends, your apartment.
you published that article about choi seungcheol to have income before you left your low life and start as a struggling journalist to do what you always wanted, to write about more important things
conventional, innovative, a cry of the oppressed.
but people seemed to worry if blondes were more fun than brunettes.
you truly regret using him, but you both did the wrong things to the write people, only fate knew that.
you rode your cab ready to leave this damned city to move to another identical one.
the familiar streets slowly blurred into the abyss of the distance as you called your friends and relatives one by one just catching up and telling them little life updates.
you were sad, but you knew that seungcheol is probably feeling a lot more than you were.
the darkness of the sky basked you a sense of comfort, there’s always a new day.
you wished him peace.
it was a fault writing about him and confessing about you felt at the same time, but he deserved the last bit if honesty left to your fake situationship.
a raging motorcycle suddenly honks at your vehicle endlessly. your cab giving way but it seemed like it wasn’t what the motor rider meant
“OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP” you told the cab driver when you realized it was cheol’s bike.
was he planning to run you over?
you got out displaying yourself in front of the man you loved.
“y/n, it was all true” he said taking his helmet off he huffed tiredly but not slowing down his pace to get close to you
“what are you saying?”
“i liked you that’s why i agreed with the bet, hoping you would like me back, even though your personality was hard to work with” he laughed to himself
“why are you saying this? why now?”
“maybe i flipped the page too quick not seeing that you loved me as well”
“love”
“what?”
“i still love you” you whispered
“you won your bet a little too well mr.choi seungcheol”
“i love you too, and i don’t care if you pull your annoying your girl antics i still love you”
“that wasn’t me” you laughed
“well there was a part of you who did it, and i love all of you” he smiled showing his gummy grin.
you couldn’t help but feel free, you weren’t stuck in that annoying girl’s body forcing the guy you love to hate you.
“kiss me, cheol” you teared up
he didn’t need to be told twice as he rushed to close the distance between the two of you, his lips crashing to yours savoring every inch of it. your head shifting in sync as you both connected not wanting to let go.
today’s day 1. the first day of making it real.
day 10 : my heart, it lies within yours.
passed 12 am
i guess you did actually lose your bet now with your friends. at day 10 choi seungcheol was plush against your skin his lips in yours, and your hands in his hair.
“i hate that you have me wrapped around your finger” he groaned onto your lips
“i hate that you actually won your stupid bet” you sighed
“i always win, and this feels so much better than winning” he said lifting you
your bags left on the floor the moment you reached his home, he told you to call it yours as well, from now on.
your silence didn’t last long when the both of you were longing for each other leading you up to this moment.
“hm so cocky huh?” you teased him as you started kissing down on his neck as he laid you on his bed.
you pulled down on his tie realizing he was so busy at work all day.
you kissed him once more and switching the positions that you were previously on as you climbed onto his lap and continued making out
your hands wandering on his hair and his hands on your ass.
your tongue interacting as he let you do whatever you want, his hands started wandering on your body leaving your skin burning for more.
your kiss being more needy as you started to grind on his hard on. he groaned onto your lips leaving you to grind harder.
you started to unbutton his clothes as he followed suit, removing yours as well.
he was pulling on his tie
“no” you stopped him
“keep it on love” you commanded
he could throw you and turn this around, but he didn’t. he enjoyed this a little too much, loving the feeling of being taken care of.
you both were left on your under garments except him having his tie on
he looked so hot having his tie rest on his smooth and hard muscles, his abs and pecs shining from the moonlight.
you continued grinding on him until he held your hips to stop.
“let me have you first please” he sighed as he laid you down on the bed as he knelt on the ground facing your crotch.
he looked at you as if he was asking if he could remove it and you nodded back at him.
his blonde hair a bit messy as you caressed it and tugging while he was removing your underwear
his face getting closer to your heat as he started kissing on your thighs slowly.
his lips then met with your clit as he sucked slowly then proceeding to lap on your entrance already making it soaking than it already was.
his tongue bending slightly when met with the entrance teasing it and slowly stretching it.
his right hand caressing around your waist as the left one kept it on your thigh refraining it from moving.
his fingers slowly worked his mouth as he slowly dipped one into your hole.
his finger was thick, 2 of your fingers were your frequently used ones, but his reached so much deeper, felt so fuller.
he hummed against your clit as vibrations flooded through your veins. he added another finger making you writhe and pull on his hair more.
you pulled him up kissing his plump lips before making him lay down on the bed.
you held his hands as you put it above his head, you weren’t intending to restrain them at all.
his biceps protruding so well when you raised it keeping it there as you licked and sucked on his neck slowly removing his boxers.
you wanted to cum with him tonight.
his eyes went dark seeing his large dick lining up to your entrance, he wanted you to ride him, he wanted to stare at your beautiful body while you felt pleasure because of him.
"no condom?" he asked heavily, he wanted it, he wanted this, but he also wants to make sure that you're doing what you desire, not wanting to make regrets again.
"i don't care, fill me up, make me pregnant" you said in a daze, but even without the lust you had right now, you still would say yes.
"fuck" he groaned hearing your words
his length standing tall, he was already so girthy, his tip leaking red.
he wanted to feel pleasure with you, not just sitting there like some fuck doll.
you lined the tip with your entrance as you slowly sunk down already feeling an enormous stretch.
"god your cock is so big" you moaned as you rested your head by his neck sucking there to distract yourself from the slight pain.
his hands went down to your waist as he pushed you further, taking him all in.
he was sent to paradise with your walls crashing to his length, engulfing it in its warmth
"your pussy was made just for me, love" he groaned as his hands guided your waist to ride him.
you were releasing moans as you rode him, it's as if he was still getting bigger inside you.
you then leaned back to your position staring at him with his tie, he looked so hot with his abs clenching every time you squeeze his dick, and how his sweat made it look like he was glowing.
he was laying back with the most drunk in lust face he got as he bit his lower lip just staring at you bouncing at him.
every curve of him filled you even more hitting the right spots that led you to your high in a few more moments.
you both released at the same time, but cheol was far from over with you
he flipped you around entering you in a missionary position, he was truly strong as he pumped himself in you with a new found energy hitting even deeper than before.
he caressed the bump his dick made deep on your stomach.
he made a guttural moan just by the thought of you being able to carry his children by the very belly he's fucking oblivion to.
you pulled onto his tie causing it to tighten a bit that he moaned. you kissed him sloppily as your saliva mixed and dripped to the side of your chin.
he went down leaving marks on your delicate skin, already having red marks on your neck, he made sure to give your tits some love.
he sucked onto your left one and massaged the one on your right, continuously flicking it. his other hand made its way to massage your clit, which made your back arch and scream his name.
"fuck seungcheol" you moaned
"seungcheol? i thought you called me cheollie" he smiled at you with a shit eating grin
you could barely even give a response, you were simply brain dead from all the pleasure you had.
his pace going faster and faster as massaged your clit to a higher intensity, you both were sent over the edge for the second time tonight.
he slowly removed his length, as your hole felt the emptiness you groaned. your mixed arousal slipping out of your pussy as cheol just stared at it.
he inserted two fingers fucking the cum back into her, you moaned at overstimulation, he continued fucking you with his fingers.
"aren't you doing too much mr. choi?" you glared at seungcheol.
"gonna make sure you keep all of it" he said as she shakes his head giggling.
you pulled him down onto the bed as you sat up stuffing your underwear in his mouth making him moan out loud.
"your turn?" you grinned.
i felt like i could do better :") im sorry if this is bad.
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Easily fill his shoes part 2 (Phillip Graves x Reader) 18+ ࿐♡ ˚.*ೃ
Thank you for all the love on part 1! Phillip Graves just does something to my brain that I can't explain. The way this is mapped out this could be a series if yall are interested. I had to repost this due to some technical issues.
She's got a boyfriend anyway... part 1
fem reader! mentions of boyfriend (no use of Y/N)
Word Count: 1.5k
Warnings: NSFW, SMUT (shower scene)!!! swearing, pet names, cheating, sexual tension, unprotected, penetration (first time writing smut bare with me here)
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A streak of light from the open window caused you to wince awake, sitting up and looking around recalling the events from last night. Next to you, the dirty blonde Commander still sleeping. Seeing him in this setting was so intimate, sharing a bed and waking up together felt domestic, and it felt natural. Morning looked good on Graves, he looked peaceful, very different from the man you were used to seeing on missions.
Before he could wake up you slipped out of the Commander’s room, still in the borrowed shirt, as you snuck down the hallway praying not to get noticed by another Shadow member. Finally reaching your room, you rushed in, slamming the door a bit too hard in an attempt to get out of the open hallway quicker.
“Fuck me,” you mumbled to yourself, back pressed up against the door as the thought of having to explain this to your boyfriend loomed over you.
“Fix that boyfriend problem, and maybe our guilty consciousness won't stop us next time, how about that?”Graves' words from last night haunted you, that boyfriend problem. How were you supposed to go about this, and once you did, where did that leave you and Phillip?
The what-ifs started to give you a headache as you wandered towards the bathroom, hoping a shower would bring some clarity to the situation ahead of you. Turning towards the mirror, as you waited for the water to warm up, your infidelity was evident with the hickeys on your neck. You traced your fingers up and down the marks, recalling the feeling of the Commander connecting and tugging at your neck. As your thoughts progressed, the mirror fogged up with steam from the hot shower.
Finally slipping off Phillip’s shirt you hopped in, praying for some relief in the water. Just as you were alone with your thoughts, a knock at your door trampled your peace.
“Who is it?” you screamed from the bathroom. No answer but you heard the door opening.
“I swear to god I will kill whoever is coming here while I’m showering, fuck off”, hoping whoever it was would finally speak up. No answer again, but this time the bathroom door was being pushed open.
“If that’s how you greet the man whose bed you slept in last night, then I would hate to be your boyfriend doll”, that damn southern accent, fucking Graves, letting himself in as usual.
Your head peeked around the shower curtain, “What do you want I'm busy”, Phillip being in your bathroom while you stood naked on the other side of a thin curtain was a testament to your willpower. You were already losing the battle.
Phillip leaned up against the wall facing you in the shower, he looked too good for just waking up. He donned flannel pajama bottoms, a thin white shirt, and a gray zip-up. Your brain was fried just looking at him.
“You gonna let me join you in there or just stare at me out here”, Graves’ smirked, cursing him out in your mind, the effect he had on you was not normal.
“Only room for one, sorry Phillip”, you spat back, as you closed the shower curtain, hoping to hide from the teasing.
“I'm sure I could squeeze in somewhere darling, don't you think? Would you make room for me? I'm sure it's tight but I’ll fit”, his voice was low, he was well aware of what he was doing.
Your knees were weak, and you could feel your heartbeat pounding through your whole body, as you tried to muster up a response. Don't let him win this game, you told yourself.
“That depends Commander, how big are you?”, you heard him cough, trying to clear his throat. You peeked back out of the shower, “You alright Phillip?”, a disapproving look was thrown your way.
Your eyes wandered down Graves’ body seeing the bulge in the flannel pants growing bigger. “Eyes up here darlin’, you got a boyfriend don't forget”. Ouch, he wasn't wrong but damn did he really have to remind you? “Speaking of that boyfriend, got a chance to fix that problem?”
“I was going to soon, just hadn't gotten around to it yet, I just woke up cut me some slack,” Graves shrugged at this response like it wasn't good enough for him. He was waiting for you to say you had cut it off, you'd let him down.
“Phillip, I've been with him for 3 years, I can't just shoot him a text saying I cheated on him with my commander,”
“Hm, that's what I would've done but whatever suits you doll”, Graves winked at you, he was just trying to piss you off now. It was silent between the two of you, not sure what was going to happen next.
Before you knew it, Phillip was stripping off his jacket and white t-shirt. Your eyes widened from a combination of shock and excitement of seeing the Commander shirtless in front of you, your eyes scanned his chest and abs like it was the first time ever seeing a man.
“What are you doing Graves”, you could feel heat rising to your cheeks, and it wasn't just from the hot shower water.
“Joining you, as I said, you better make some room”, a toothy grin was shot your way as you watched as the Commander slipped off the flannel bottoms, unable to take your eyes away. It was magnetizing.
Phillip, now just in boxers, which were visibly tight around his cock. He peeled back the shower curtain to reveal where you had been hiding from his eyes. Kicking off his boxers he stepped into the shower, where you were waiting for him.
“Commander,” you whispered looking up at him.
“Shhh, you already got me testing my morals as you got a boyfriend, don't make me question getting in here with you now”, Graves mumbled back to you as his hands snaked around your waist pulling you in closer.
“Wonder who gave these to you”, Phillip brought a hand to your neck, and using the back of his fingers, he dragged up and down your bruised neck. “These ain't from that boyfriend are they?”
Your breath hitched as you watched your Commander examine you, “No…” you stuttered, struggling to get a response out, your thoughts clouded as Phillip's hands continued to pull you in.
“Yeah thought so, doubt that boyfriend could get you squirming like this”, Graves’ arrogance was through the roof. “I could easily fill his shoes ya know?”
“I’d like to see you try Graves”, the water from the shower still flowing down around the both of you. Once that sentence left your lips, Philip took it as an invitation as he pushed you against the shower wall with a feverish kiss.
Your lips tangled together, feeling hot and dizzy your hands went to his chest for some sort of balance praying your knees didn't fail you. Graves pulled back from the kiss, immediately going to work on your neck, his favorite place. Your head turned slightly giving him more room to explore, as a small moan escaped your lips.
“Good girl,” Phillip mumbled into your ear, now you were fully grasping onto his shoulders for support, eyes closed shut.
All of sudden the water stopped, your eyes shot open. Graves’ gave a reassuring look as he grabbed the underneath of your thighs lifting you up, instinctively you wrapped your arms around his neck, as he carried you into your bedroom.
Laying you onto the bed, your lips reconnected to his in another kiss. This one was different, it felt passionate, it had meant something to the both of you. “This alright sweetheart?”, you nodded back to the Commander who was over top of you.
Graves motioned you to turn around, obliging to the request you flipped onto your stomach, elevating yourself on your hands and knees. Months of sexual tension all coming apart at this moment. You felt a hand on the small of your back as Graves positioned himself as he slowly pushed inside, moans escaping both of your lips at the new sensation.
His pace started slow to give you time to adjust to his size, “Faster please Phillip”, Graves taking note grabbed the back of your hair lightly to adapt to your request. The sensation overwhelmed you, Graves took note of the way you responded to the added thrust.
“C’mon baby, c’mon baby,” your Commander grunted from behind you.
“Graves I’m close”, you started to squirm from the overwhelming pressure building. “Let it out darling, come for me”, Phillip’s words of encouragement sent you over the edge as he rode you through your high. Phillip followed shortly after, “Fuckkkkk," he stuttered as he finished, slowly pulling out.
Both of you collapsed onto the bed next to each other, both out of breath. Phillip raised an arm as you inched closer to rest your head on his chest, as his arm came down around your back holding you close to him.
“Me or him”
“You, Phillip,”
“Then break up with that boyfriend of yours now please, for me darling”.
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I hope this lived up to the expectations, I have an idea for a part 3 started already!
#Spotify#phillip graves#phillip graves x reader#philip graves x reader#cod mw2#warren kole#phillip graves smut
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are we about to kiss right now; katsuki bakugou and y/n
best friends to lovers
warning; swearing, kissing, flirting humor, bakugou being mean, lots of capitals
gn!reader x chaotic!bakugou katsuki
charlotte’s interlude 💗: hi guys!! bakugou is my comfort character and so i hope i wrote him alright! this came to mind randomly while i was helping a client with makeup and i full gasped while doing her highlighter 🧍🏼♀️ anyways, have an amazing day and as always, please reach out!! i’m super new and i’d love friends on here!! i’m taking requests and matchups!! enjoy!! 🎶
SO LIKE YALL ARE ALREADY SUPER CLOSE RIGHT
HE’S LET HIS WALLS DOWN LONG AGO SO NOW YOU’RE JUST LEFT WITH THIS ABSOLUTELY CHAOTIC ASSHOLE OF A MAN
he actually lets you get away with insulting him and you guys have friendly banter
it’s just how y’all work
“Katsuki, can I play tic-tac-toe on your big ass forehead??”
“I’d still win, shut the fuck up”
despite this, yall have really great communication
then one day, you’re both joking around and you go
“Are we about to kiss right now 🤪”
AND HIS HEART SAID HOLY FUCK
y/n you can’t just do that he wasn’t ready 😩
he didn’t notice how god damn attractive you were until you flirted. the way you bit your lip… fuck how could he not notice before??
he had it bad for you. real fuckin bad.
HE JUST KINDA STARES AT YOU A BIT ANALYZING UR FEATURES AND EXPRESSION BEFORE GOING
“Tch…”
and IGNORING IT COMPLETELY
he honestly loves the connection he has with you and he’s so afraid to lose it because he misunderstood some joke
little did he know, that was actual fucking flirting from y/n. as good as your communication was, it’s hard to flirt seriously when all you both do is joke around with each other
nothing seriously changes between you both except you keep slipping casual flirting humor like that
he’s seriously so conflicted. on one hand, you’re the one he trusts, his right hand and he doesn’t want to lose that. on the other, he just keeps looking into your eyes and hoping for more. yearning for more, wanting more
finally,
“What the fuck are we?”
“Huh?”
“Who am I?”
“You’re Katsuki??”
“No I-… fuck, y/n just-..”
he places a hand on your cheek, daring to lean closer
you can feel the static electricity buzzing between your lips when he slowly smirks and whispers,
“Are we about to kiss right now?”
he waits for your nod and a real, genuine smile forms on his face
the kiss is passionate, hungry, you can tell this has been held back for a long while
there certainly was electricity
#bakugou headcanons#bakugou fluff#bakugou x y/n#bakugou x reader#bakugou x you#katsuki bakugou x reader#bakugou imagine#bakugo x reader#bakugo x you#bakugo hcs#bnha hcs#bnha x self insert#bnha x reader#headcanons#boku no hero academia
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Back To The Way They Were
First Lady of Private Garden Fic
(Pairs with Lose You to Love Me)
Liked by jackharlow, urbanwyatt, druski2funny, saweetie, mortirolo, danivalentine, cozane, and 3,459,182 others
y/ninsta: classy ratchet bitch, real trendsetter 😘💖
lilnasx: ma'am PLEASE GET YOUR FOOT OFF MY MUTHAFUCKIN NECK 😍😍😍😍
saweetie: got DAMN you ate this shit UP!
urbanwyatt: 😍😍😍
softtcurse: you looking amazing 😍
2forwoyne: softtcurse I- never mind
softtcurse: 2forwoyne ???
quiiso: not the time for that at all. moving on. First Lady looks amazing
urbanwyattsource: uhhh what is all that about?!
jackharlowsource: urbanwyattsource I wanna know too. I though her and Yasmin were cool?
urbandjack24: apparently not and someone needs to spill the tea
jackandy/naremyparents: how are we supposed to spill it if no one knows but them? and they aren’t about to say anything
jackandy/naremyparents: jackharlow look at how pretty your wife is! I'll marry her if you drop the ball and mess up
claybornharlow: jackandy/naremyparents get in line 😫
danivalentine: CLAYBORN!
claybornharlow: danivalentine yes? 😌
druski2funny: y/ninsta I thought we were going on our date?
jackharlow: druski2funny are you lost?
druski2funny: jackharlow 👀 oh um didn't realize I'd be running into you here
jackharlow: druski2funny 🤨
druski2funny: jackharlow I'll see myself out
jackharlow: druski2funny you do that and take claybornharlow and dualipa with you because I know her ass is on here lurking 🙄
dualipa: jackharlow not you calling me out when I'm trying to be discrete
jackharlow: dualipa you and discreet in the same sentence? Try again
jackharlow: y/ninsta you look gorgeous baby 😍
y/ninsta: jackharlow thank you smush, love you 💕
jackharlow: love you more ❤️
jackharlowsource: oh? did our parents make up? What's happening?
allthingsy/n: jackharlowsource she was at the GQ dinner the other night with him 👀
urbandjack24: finally because my heart cannot take this shit no more
jackandy/naremyparents: jackharlow y/ninsta I am putting in a formal request for a joint tour and a joint album in the future 👀
jackharlowsource: jackandy/naremyparents they would EAT! 😭😭😭
mortirolo: oh I see he’s not acting outta pocket like last time
danivalentine: Nicole, not now!
mortirolo: dainvalentine I didn’t even do anything!
urbandjack24: I honestly don’t think Nicole likes Jack 😭
mortirolo: urbandjack24 of course I do!
druski2funny: mortirolo God is watching, please stop lying on Beyonce’s internet
mortirolo: druski2funny I AM NOT LYING
2forwoyne: mortirolo all of PG begs to differ lmao
saweetie: mortirolo now Nicole...... lmaooooo
jackharlow: I need to start a support group for people who have been terrorized by her, Nicole’s victims anonymous
danivalentine: jackharlow PLEASEEEEEEEE 😭
quiiso: jackharlow you’re definitely the president lmao
shloob_: jackharlow can it be combined? Nicole and FL’s victims anonymous
y/ninsta: NOW WHY AM I IN IT?!
acepro: y/ninsta we all know shloob is scared of you lmao
shloob_: I WILL SAY THIS UNTIL I DIE, YALL ARE FUCKING STUPID IF YALL AREN’T
y/ninsta: I don’t even be doing anything! I rap and fuck my husband? Likeeee that’s literally it?
urbanwyatt: here yall fucking go 🙄
jackharlow: y/ninsta and you do it so well. them thighs are calling my name 😍
y/ninsta: jackharlow something else is calling your name too 👀
claybornharlow: CUT THE SHIT
jackharlow: claybornharlow no.
jackharlow: y/ninsta you do be terrorizing Urban, baby girl....
y/ninsta: jackharlow I DO NOT! urbanwyatt you better get in here and defend me
urbanwyatt: y/ninsta defend you from what exactly? I see no lies
y/ninsta: urbanwyatt oh okay wow. consider yourself evicted.
urbanwyatt: y/ninsta how am I getting evicted if I’m not even living with you right now?
jackharlowsource: oh? URBAN MOVED OUT?!?!
urbanwyatt: jackharlowsource I planned on going back the week of her birthday but she’s acting outta pocket right now in front of company
y/ninsta: urbanwyatt don’t bring your ass back once you get hungry and don’t bring your ass back at all. that ramen can only hold you over for so long.
danivalentine: y/ninsta girl please. you can’t live without your husband and you can’t live without your best friend. urbanwyatt she’ll have the door unlocked for you and accept you with open arms
y/ninsta: danivalentine you ain’t have to call me out like that. I know I’m a simp for PG. 🙄
2forwoyne: yesss more food for us!
y/ninsta: 2forwoyne don’t get excited. I still remember your ass eating my entire pan of cheesecake that was FOR NICOLE!
mortirolo: 2forwoyne you on my list now. watch your back
jackharlow: 2forwoyne we’re taking new members for our group every week 😭😭😭
2forwoyne: jackharlow I think I’m going to need the premium subscription 😭
claybornharlow: y/ninsta gorgeous as always 😍
jackharlow: claybornharlow I thought I told druski2funny to exit to the left and take you with him?
claybornharlow: jackharlow I’m her baby, she’s always going to want me around 🥰
jackharlow: y/ninsta get him before I do
y/ninsta: jackharlow isn’t he YOUR brother? And you better not touch a hair on my baby’s head!
jackharlow: y/ninsta EXCUSE ME WHAT?!
y/ninsta: claybornharlow I’m sorry you had to be a witness to him acting outta pocket
jackharlow: y/ninsta the only people acting outta pocket is the two of you! and mortirolo
mortirolo: jackharlow watch it curly 😡
jackharlow: mortirolo see? that’s why I need the support group
y/ninsta: jackharlow you are so dramatic sometimes smush lmao
jackharlow: y/ninsta oh? dramatic? me? how about you the other night acting as if I was trying to kill you as if you were running away from this dick?
y/ninsta: jackharlow I plead the fifth
jackharlow: y/ninsta mm hmm. I knew that would shut your ass up
y/ninsta: jackharlow still talking smush
jackharlow: y/ninsta wait until your break from tour....
theestallion: jackharlow oh?
normani: can’t wait for the group chat about that one!
druski2funny: jackharlow I get to watch right?
dualipa: if druski2funny gets to watch, so do I
jackharlow: druski2funny dualipa consider this me uninviting you both to friendsgiving
lilnasx: lmaoooooooo more food for meeeee
druski2funny: jackharlow hold on now! I have an important role
lilnasx: druski2funny you’re bringing the drinks because we know your ass can’t cook, your job is not that important
sza: I AM SCREAMINGGGGGGG 😭
dualipa: y/ninsta if jackharlow messes up.... you know where to find me
jackharlow: dualipa nobody will be able to find you once I’m done with you. CUT THE FUCKING SHIT NEOW
dualipa: jackharlow always so violent smh
jackharlow: dualipa I still have my bb gun. don’t test me.
claybornharlow: oh! you know what I just thought of? jackharlow and y/ninsta??
jackharlow: claybornharlow whatever it is, you better not say it
y/ninsta: claybornharlow if you say it, I’m not making your birthday cake this year
claybornharlow: jackharlow y/ninsta the senior prank the two of you pulled with the rest of PG
y/ninsta: claybornharlow DO NOT FINISH THAT FUCKING SENTENCE
jackharlow: claybornharlow KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
claybornharlow: bubble wrap. elevator music, and selling a house. kbye.
saweetie: claybornharlow GET BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN!
y/ninsta: claybornharlow count your days
jackharlow: y/ninsta forget days. his ass has MINUTES
jackandy/naremyparents: so happy that these two are back to the way they were before 🥰
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#jack harlow#jack harlow fic#jack harlow fanfic#jack harlow instagram au#instagram au#jack harlow x black reader#jack harlow x reader#jack harlow fluff#jack harlow concepts#jack harlow x you
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playboyy ep 12 stray thoughts
- “damn i hate myself” real
- first soong being cute 🥹🥹
- you know shits about to get emotional when the soundtrack switches to yoiyami
- “you called me a friend when you weren’t pretending to be nant” AND WHAT IF I LOSE MY MIND
- zouey and nont besties agenda
- OH GOD ZOUEY BACKSTORY wait noooooo
- i guess the evidence is staying hidden then like boy are they in their failvestigator era oh nvm they found something (that they already knew but still that’s more than they usually get
- promnont !!!
- hold on they finally showing zoueyteena. they can never just give a quick handy either always gotta be invoking the religious implications of a renaissance painting… good for them (yes i include the popcorn scene in this) also top zouey truthers this one was for you!!!
- what are you hiding under that tarp zouey 🤨🤨 i think it’s of nant
- hold on teena’s necklace lmao. is the t for troy no it’s for *too sleepy to finish the bit*
- NO GET A JOB!! STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!
- finna beat the shit out of jason lee give me 10 seconds i could take him out
- what does he mean by keep an eye on…
- oop that scarf zouey in his horse girl era
- THEY DOING WHAT TO WHO?!?!?
- she is not scared of them at all like two absolute kitty cats of toruturers MEKEKFKKRKRJFJFJF NOT THE DUSTERS I CANT
- the drop of sweat deserves an award for perfect timing and i’m being so serious about this
- AHH PROMNONT i can’t handle them being affectionate like it makes me lose my oh not the fuckass product placemntsjdjjdjdjrjrjjejdjr you know what i got me some promnont crumbs i’ll take it
- so i’m gonna see this scene expanded in fic later right 👀 i’ll give a million kisses to anyone who decides to do it
- they can never argue using simple sentences it’s always “i feel bad that you feel bad that i felt bad” and “im mad that you got mad that i got mad” and “if you have a problem that we have a problem than the problem is you’re invalidating my feelings” “i didn’t think you would think about me thinking” like besties….
- see but zouey was kinda right… why is he being made the bad guy, first and captain kinda pissin me off
- girl YOU got him expelled. captain needs to be fr
- NONT WITH THE BIG PANT CROPPED SHORT COMBO THATS MY MAN
- these college athletes are plain evil
- puen lowkey the only one in this show consistently talking sense. i hope he gets his licks back on these bum bitches cause i’ve had it with them
- the coloring the coloring the coloring the coloring the coloring the projection the projection the projection
- THE. HESS BOARD BEING PROJECTED PLAYBOYY SURREALISM FOR THE WON ONCE AGAIN
- captain talking big game for someone who took sneaky clips. hoping this shows growth on his part cause deep down im still rooting for him
- captain sweaty blow up the whole establishment i support you
- NO CAPTAIN THATS NOT WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO THATS VERY MUCH MOT WHAT I JUST SAID YOU LITTLE BASTARD
- ooo the outro track finally making sense!! kejrjejdnjdj
- i love the when soong carries first
- oh more food, user @jeffsatyr i’m so sorry
- firstsoong enthusiasts we are so back oh there goes firsts fuckass dad
- captain needs to stop picking fights AND CAPTAINS A YANKEES fan i can’t defend him anymore
- puen fight back!!! he was going easy on captain cause he’s a nice little boy oh shit now aobs gonna kill captain isn’t he…
- captainkeenpuen enthusiasts don’t lose hope!!! we can still win!!
- aobpuen enthusiasts were so back
- THE COLORING THE COLORING THE COLORING
- the characters and 'accurately assessing the media their in' saga continues
- porsche looks like such a baby here. jump listen to porsche pls do not see him again
- cry by johannes bornlof is playing they fr pulling out the nuthphop ballads for the other couples today
- puen is my boy and i will lay down my life for him actually
- NONT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT IM GONNA WALHAT WHAT WYHAHW ok sorry yall him with the gun did sumn to me
- nont once again will not be caught slacking holding someone at gun point be damned AND ITS CAPTAIN WITB THE STEAL POLL?!?!?!?
- nont… i need to know how he picks outfits like did he want the color to match the gun????
- nont chuckling in the corner... i fear he’s lost it
- playboyy once again with the themes of tech and privacy
- captain is lucky puen is lowkey a pacifist
- nont and captain: torturing aob and puen for info about the murder, zoueyteena: painting time !!
- oh my god yall im getting chills like fr speechless i am so…
NUTH MY BABY BOY
- nuth coming through with his amateur directorial visions let’s gooooo
- nont being like “please do a little bit of torture, just for me, please 🥺”
- he playing the funeral violin oh it’s not ending well oh god
- jason lee you will crumble i am so serious about this count your mother fucking days
- nuth scurrying away in the back… also nont where is your marksmanship now
- puen keeps suffering tremendously and he doesn’t deserve a single second of it. free my boy he fr has never done anything wrong
- i think i was right and nuths screenplay is autobiographical
- THEYRE PLAYING AMBIVRLANT THOGUHTS AGAIN NUTHPHOP PIANO BALLAD ENTHUSAISTS WE STAY WELL FED
- nuthphop my beloveds i love them so fucking much you don’t get it no wait why he deleting them oh shit ! phop play shitty games win shitty prizes dawg
- welp
yall this might be one of the strongest eps in a hot minute i loved this one had me at the edge of my seat the whole time
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How are things with the bodyguard au. Any closer to being able to post it soon :)
theyre going good! i’m hoping soon LOL bc if i have to stare at this document any longer i might just lose my god damn mind ngl skskssk
but here’s a little snippet bc i feel like im edging yall lmao! it’s from after eren and mikasa’s first encounter, once levi and kenny leave!!!
Eren feels uncomfortable. There’s no other way to put it. He hates the way the tension in the room is heavy, the way his skin feels like it’s crawling—everything about this scenario has been throwing him off, and it’s only been a few hours. How is he supposed to live here for the foreseeable future?
He knows that Mikasa is unhappy—from the way she had left in the middle of their conversation, making a point to slam the door to her room in, leaving him, Kenny, and Levi staring at each other awkwardly; the yelling he could hear from the other side of her bedroom to her door to whom he assumed was her parents; to right here, right now, to how she’s sitting on the couch in her living room, shooting metaphorical daggers into him, seething in rage, the dichotomy of her mood directly contrasting the frilly pink silken pajamas she wears.
As he sits here, trying to eat in hopes of relieving himself of all the nervous energy within him, lacking his usual passivity for once in his life, all he can feel are steel-colored eyes burning into the back of his head.
He puts down his fork, too unnerved to eat, the clank of the metal pairing lovely with the tension in the room. He turns to face where Mikasa’s sitting on the couch, only to see that she’s since disappeared. A sense of relief washes over him, knowing that at least he can eat in peace, her looming cloud of vexation no longer dampening his mood.
“I think we have some things we need to talk about,” a voice that would be sweet if it wasn’t so clearly filled with anger calls out, sending a slew of chills down Eren’s spine. He turns towards the kitchen where her voice came from, the image of her smaller frame greeting him, discontent apparent on her face.
“Umm… Sure… What did you want to talk about?” He hates how there’s so much uncertainty in his voice, but he doesn’t know how to act around her. Is he supposed to feel guilty? Is he supposed to be stern? Is he supposed to try and be her friend?
“Look, let’s not sit here and pretend that you don’t know I’m pissed you’re here—to be honest, I’m willing to pay you—”
“Actually, Levi and Kenny told me you’d try and bribe me, they told me to ignore you,” he responds matter-of-factly, though he’s not trying to be a smartass—he doesn’t wanna anger her any more than she probably already is.
Eren can see her eye physically twitch at his words. If he was trying not to anger her, he’s failing horribly.
Mikasa clasps her hands together, leaning forward onto the island. “We’re not going to be friends—let’s get that clear.”
“That's fine, didn’t expect us to be. This is a job after all, isn't it?”
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some post-inversion david x angel bc i like hurting and making yall hurt with me
tw/cw: post inversion, mental breakdown, ptsd, anxiety, night terrors- it’s a wild and long ride for this one.
INVERSION AND POST-INVERSION SPOILERS
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angels been david’s pillar after the inversion. and honestly? i felt that. anyways, since david’s got a small security job, angel has the house to themselves for the day. it’s quiet. they’ve taken a nap, done laundry, cleaned, even made some food. they get a phone call from their best friend. it’s all fine and dandy. they know david’s been involved in an attack (or the inversion if they’re an empowered person) and that it’s been a rough time to say the least. they both go silent for a moment before they ask “angel, how are you actually doing?” and the floodgates open. angel confesses through these heaving sobs that they don’t sleep at night because david wakes up. sometimes he’s screaming, sometimes he’s half-shifted. sometimes he’s thrashing and growling. then the crying hits for hours and the suns up by then so there’s no point in going back to sleep because angel has work in an hour. they take a nap on their “lunch” that’s really maybe 15 minutes long so they’ve got 5 minutes to shovel in something so they don’t pass out. if they’re lucky they sleep in the car for 30 minutes once a week. their phone is always on the charge because they’re so scared they’ll get that call again that somethings happened and won’t know if he’s okay or god forbid even alive. the only times they really fully shower now are when he does because he doesn’t feel safe being alone and he’s usually needing to be under warm water. the therapist said it’s a good way of feeling safe so that’s what they do. angel doesn’t remember the last time their muscles fully relaxed or their head wasn’t hurting or part of their shirt wasn’t wet from tears. through all of this, they never once blame david. but they’re so tired and angels curled into themselves, shoulders shaking and eyes watering.
it’s so hard to be someone’s support when you yourself feel like you’re crumbling but what good is it to complain when you weren’t in the ward? you weren’t in there so your needs don’t matter? the front door opened about 10 minutes ago and while every fiber of david’s being is screaming at him to go comfort his mate, he stays, partially hidden by the wall that separates the front door and hallway from the kitchen. it’s a rare moment to hear angel genuinely express what’s been on their mind about all of this. he’s told them time and time again that his trauma doesnt mean they weren’t affected. now angels apologizing to the other person on the line but it’s just so damn hard because “i don’t remember the last time i got a full nights sleep or actually let myself cry and i don’t remember to take my fucking meds anymore because i have to make sure he does because i’m so scared that i’m gonna lose him to the aftermath.” it’s silent in the house and angels wiping their tears and apologizing again and shakily laughs at something the other person said. i’ll be alright, they reassure them. i love you and i’ll talk to you soon okay?
he takes that as his cue to start walking but all he can think of is how hurt they are. he takes a glance at their wide and bloodshot eyes and finally notices how dark the rings are and when did they lose that much weight and they’ve put the mask back on, asking him about his day and how the job went. he holds them so tight and apologies fall so fast out of his mouth and now they’re crying again and he’s fighting back tears but the therapist said that holding in emotions is bad so now they’re both crying on the kitchen floor. he’s hurting and they’re hurting and he’s hurting because they’re hurting for him. they know angel’s prone to anxiety but when you’re fighting for your life in your mind, you get tunnel vision. he notes that they never once blamed him. no accusatory fingers, no clipped tones of vehemence, no sagging shoulders when he asks them to come back to bed for a minute, no dry attitude if he comes home from the office early in tears. no stiff shoulders when he’s hugging them. none of that. always warm, soft, and caring. healing.
the kitchen tile is cold through his jeans and angel’s gripping his shirt the way he did the first month after. how animalistic emotions make a person. he’s sorry and they’re sorry and while wounds don’t heal proportionally to time, they heal eventually. they always do
#ahaha FUCK#redacted asmr#redacted fics#redacted david#redacted angel#angst#inversion#post-inversion#half and half writing
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Thoughts while watching the new miraculous movie cuz I’m three minutes in and can already TELL I’m gonna be losing my mind:
Spoilers under cut obv
Daddy no :( you can’t take me to school tomorrow with fresh baked goods for my whole class :( that’s so embarrassing :( what would they THINK ?!?!
Marinette: I want a better life (beautiful, picturesque Paris, apartment above your parents bakery, heading to a fancy school) cause I’m so clumsy???
Me: GIRLY ILL SWAP WITH YOU???
God I saw stuff about the singing voice and it’s so tonally and stylistically different from Christina Vee’s VAing that I can’t take it seriously. The singer isn’t necessarily bad, but it’s so clearly a different person.
Aside from the im loving the animation so far. It’s so cool seeing these character I’ve known since like 2017 in a new, more polished style.
Goddamnit we’re still making popular girl no carbs jokes???
DAMN ALYA THATS COLD (oh sorry, do I need to take a number behind the line of friends coming to your rescue?) LIKE YOUVE HAD ONE LINE SO FAR.
Chloe going about this bully/rival thing reeaallll fruity
Emo Adrien just trying to listen to MCR and tune out the normies that just don’t get it 😡😭
NINO BEST BRO
EW WHAT HAIR IS THAT GABRIEL
Nooroo called them the ladybug and chat noir miraculouses, but shouldn’t it be the ladybug and black cat miraculous? I thought they chose their names for themselves, ladybug sticking with ladybug, chat noir coming up with his own?
TIKKI IS SO CUTE OMG
This chat noir so silly and goofy
NOT CARELESS WHISPER ARE YOU KIDDING ME. YALL COULDA DONE A BEAUTIFUL ORCHESTRAL SWELL AND YOU PICK C A R E L E S S W H I S P E R?!?!?!?!
Btw why did Marinette prove her worth while adrien was just like. Doing hw. It’s easy to prove you can use the ladybug for good. Show me why he was chosen to use destruction for good. That’d be so interesting.
PUSS IN BOOTS
Plagg take an antacid plz
SHE THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW
Pop off hawk moth villain song honestly, best one so far
OK HAWKMOTH SING
Nino Dr. Love omg my favorite guy
Golden rule: always stay cool… (voice immediately shoots up an octave when Alya speaks to him)
That’s NOT HOW ROLLERCOASTERS WORK
That’s gotta be at least a few casualties
ASHDJFJF Catches Chloe from a deadly fall only to redirect and chuck her HARDER into a dumpster
Chloe you gotta stop giving off repressed fruity vibes
This movie has not established enough of a connection between marinette and adrien to justify ladybug rejecting chat noir (on the basis of loving someone else, I mean, not that she can’t reject him at all)
Plagg? Not the time.
WTF HAPPENED TO YOU GABRIEL?!?! DID YOU GO ON A BENDER?!?!
The movie has not established enough, if any, disconnect between adrien and gabriel. I love seeing adrien stand up for himself, but it feels kinda weird
LMAO HES LIKE BOUNCING IN PLACE WITH ANGER DONT MAKE ME LAUGH
Adrien with headphones is so fucking funny to me. Head down shoulders hunched, listen to welcome to Nightvale cause no one else gets it
Chloe. Every. God. Every word out of your mouth is so fruity. “There is someone else. And she’s right in front of you.” Someone else for who, Chloe?? For marinette?? I better you’re hoping she thinks you mean u and her huh?
Crush likes someone else. Life not worthy living. Dreams not worth pursuing.
All these songs run together. Except hawkmoths. His kicked ass.
Jesus Christ it’s Armageddon
STOP WITH THE FUCKING CARELESS WHISPER
HAS HE BEEN LISTENING TO CARELESS WHISPER THE WHOLE TIME?!?! THIS FUCKING LOSER OH MY GOD
Ladybug out here in YOUR FATHERS APOCALYPSE and you’re MOPING IN YOUR FANCY HOUSE
It’s the end of the world are you really gonna be salty rn?!?!
Ew why it’s the cataclysm like. An oil slick?!
Oh shit he dead
Oh he super dead
From the top of the Eiffel Tower? Into water?? You’re dead.
WHERE IS THE LAVA COMING FROM?!
SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE THE FORCE HAWKMOTH?!
Damn show hawkmoth could never.
Jesus fucking razor winged butterflies
Movie says fuck sentimonster adrien here’s Emilie pregnant
Anyways uh you killed and displaced likely hundreds of citizens so get ready for a lifetime in prison, hawky
OH I FORGOT ABOUT MIRACULOUS LADYBUG LMAO WERE GOOD ACTUALLY
Ok you placed the rubble back together but a bunch of people are still probably dead right
Ya Chloe make a quick exit bc of that gay crisis you’re having. Next year? Back to bullying. What was this year Chloe? Hm?
Overall: cool animation and effects, nostalgic for early lady noir dynamic, writer brain is itching for what could’ve been, but otherwise it is what it is, prob won’t watch it again.
EDIT: SHE DISNT DO MIRACULOUS LADYBUG UNTIL THE END RIGHT???? LIKE AFTER A FEW MONTHS OF HEROING??? SO ALL THE SHIT AT THE FAIR. JUST HAPPENED. YOU CANT TELL ME THERE ARENT LIKE. DEAD BODIES. I DONT THINK SHE KNEW SHE COULD FIX IT RIGHT??? PEOPLE DIED. YOU DESTROYED A CHUNK OF A CITY GABRIEL.
#miraculous#miraculous ladybug#miraculous ladybug awakening#it’s easy to do good with the good super power. show me how the kid w/ every right to be a villain uses the power of destruction to b a hero#there is a line between tikki being the Kwami of creation and marinette’s vast creative abilities but she never addresses it#tikki is so certain marinette is ladybug but she cannot make her case to save her life#I like to believe marinette saves Fu and tikki follows her home as a candidate and sees the creative passion of this girl and is like#I’m sold. there’s no one else. I’m obsessed with this girl#I told myself I wasn’t gonna get into it and here I am in the tags getting into it.#chat noir falls for ladybug because it’s the first person to ever hold out a hand to him without expecting something in return as adrien#and sees him as an equal and a partner#but then they fucking. play careless whisper. and it throws the whole tone.#the library scene isn’t a replacement for the umbrella scene bc the umbrella scene is marinette realizing#she misjudged adrien and treated him poorly all day. and he still showed kindness and care for her well-being#I’m the library scene she literally likes him cause he’s pretty. and he doesn’t give a fuck. helps her up then leaves#but also#I don’t fucking care about this show I swear I don’t care plz free me from this hell
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Live Reaction to 6x11 In Another Life
starting off with maddie and her mom 🫡
aw jee loves flowers that’s so adorable
why are the buckley parents acting so weirdly nice i really am feeling like there’s something they’re not telling us
I knew it was coming but god MY FUCKING HEART BRO OUCH.
i-
“DO MORE”
EDDIE HUN… they shall try
WOWH HE’S AWAKE???? oh nvm. aint no way hes awake lol. WOAH DANIEL????? what in the fuck is happening?
i. so hes having one of THESE. the FUCKING COMA AU.
KIDS??????? I. HES A TEACHER???????? HELLO?????? Im lost. Huh? isn’t that… HUH?????? BRO. sorry y’all are just gonna get confusing ass reactions bc that’s how i feel, extremely confused.
…
Her dad is gonna be.
YOURE FUCKING JOKING.
nah y’all can fuck right off with that LMAO /srs
WHYYYYYYY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO US OMG (ik why but it isn’t gonna stop me from asking)
um. i’m SO excited to see buck realize/have to do something to “leave” this “other life” (idk if it’s sarcastic or not yet, tbd)
yup. great. still an abuser. it never stops.
i.
LMFAOOOO.
OH. SO NOW HE GETS TO SEE THINGS THAT REMIND HIM OF HIS TRAUMA THATS SOOOOOOOO COOL.
ofc buck thinks he needs to fix something in someone else’s life in order to get out of his OWN FUCKING COMA. LIKE BRO. this man literally cannot get it out of his head that it is his job to fix everyone else because that is literally what he was born TO do. fuck that.
i…
BOBBY’S DEAD HERE??????
BRO OMG STOPPPP YALL DOING WAY TOO MUCHHHHHHHH HE CANT FUCJING BREATHE?????
lol bobby is always gonna feel responsible- I- I SWEAR THAT WAS BEFORE ATHENA SAID IT.
“even the strong snap eventually”
lol buck will be fine he literally can’t die no one will watch the show LMFAO (sorry not sorry)
omg i’m gonna lose my mind.
HIS GRANDPARSNTS TOOK HIM?????
wait a goddamn minute.
so you’re telling me buck’s existence saved, at least so far, Maddie, Bobby, Eddie and Christopher????
Shocker. (sarcasm)
Him being himself saved Bobby from drinking himself into oblivion while he ALSO SAVED EDDIE AND CHRISTOPHER BC HE INTRODUCED HIM TO CARLA ARE YOU JOKING?
i’m gonna cry omg christopher thanks so much lol.
he’ll be fine AWW THEY SAID I LOVE YOU
it’s there bc trauma lol
what in the… y’all what’s going on?
i’m sorry dead bobby is so funny PLS.
NOOOOOOOO BUCKKKKKK YKU MATTER THERE FUCK YOU “if it matters to you how other people see you then you haven’t learned a damn thing” ty dead bobby!
ok buck this has been silly and goofy and all but the episode is nearly over so time to wake up now buck, thanks. bc ik you will.
oh shit. LMAO. YEAH. HELL YEAH ITS ENOUGH YOU FUCKING BITCH. YE YESYEYSYEYYSEYSYEYSYEYEYEYEYEYSEYYESYSYSYSYEYSSYSYEYSYSYSYEYSYESYSYWYEYSYSYSWYSYSYEYSS OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD GELL YEHAHAGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHSHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHSGAYRORIRIEYEIEUUROYOIREGOINGHOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEENOYOURENOTTTTTTTLEAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFUCKYALLSOBYE-
what the hell? girl… whyd the music stop? girl go away. ew shut up. THEY ARE NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HES FUCKING LYING, BUCK HES LYING- ok not about that. i. OH MY FUCKING GOD… BUCK WAKE THE FUCK UP
OHYMHOGMGOFNDODDNDODKDODKDODKDOEEHWUWHWIEHWHEYWYEYEYEYEYEYEYSYEYEYEYYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYESEYEYESYSUEDUSSYSYSYSYSYSSYSYSYSYYSSYSYSYEYSYSYSYDYDYDUSEUUDSHSUWHSIWJSIWJSJWUWJWOSKWOWM
SUCH A FANTASTIC FUCKING EPISODE BRO OMG PLEASE LET THE WRITERS CONTINUE ON THIS PATH BC THAT SHIT WAS SO FUCKING AMAZING YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
LMAO, VISITORS? PLS. I love these people sm y’all have no idea.
sure he is. lol. ok he still doesn’t have to forgive him for literal decades of no relationship???
…
ok… good for chim but still fuck his dad!
ew.
omg.
they’re being NICEEEEEE THE PARENTS ARE BEING NICE EWWWWWWWWWW (yes i’m a bit bitter…) ANYWAY I LOVED THE EP IT WAS SO FUCKING WARM AND VERY GOOD FOR BUCK
#911 fox#911 season 6#eddie diaz#911 hen#buddie#buddie 911#evan buck buckely#but also fuck this scene#i hate it here#chimney han#911 spoilers#sobbing
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Spilling my random thoughts on the Visions 2 Trailer
Don’t mind me I’m just really excited right now
so first off
AHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHGHHHGAAHAHAHHAHAHHA
THREE STOP MOTION SHORTS!?!? THREE.
Im so fucking ready for this and of COURSE they drop it on May the Fourth, of COURSE. God, I love Star Wars
I loved tall the anime styles in V1 but I also adore the fact they’re branching out more for V2 also (of course there’s still anime ones, and OOOH they look amazing)
Firstly uhhh WHHAHAAAA I LOVE THIS STYLE AND DESIGN I think this is the one I’m most hyped for
The art style is beautiful, the colors are stunning, and the character design is top NOTCH. I cannot wait to see more of this one
Something about this one specifically is really tickling my brain
Okay so real quick uhhh I’m GAY—
She is so fine…anyways uh this short also looks REALLY fucking cool omfG. It looks like it’s gonna be really action focused and OOOOOH YES YES YES
Also uhhhhUHHHHH
THE RED AND YELLOW DUEL LIGHTSABER!?!?!?!? IM CRAZY I AM SO SERIOUS RN I SCREAMED WHEN THIS SHIT STARTED UP
OOOH IM SO READY
Smaller thoughts since I only got this one shot of this one but OOOOH ITS SO DAMN PRETTY YALL this one is gonna be so beautiful I just know it
Okay so like,,,this is definitely the studio that made that gayass wolf movie right?
HA fr either way I LOVE THIS STYLE SM they got so many of these so good and this one may be the one I’m the second or third most hyped for, this one is absolutely gonna be insane
I’ll end off on this one, there’s more shorts but these are the ones that stood out to me a lot
Uh this is GORGEOUS!?!?
It reminds me of Kubo was this done by fucking Laika cause if so I’m gonna lose my absolute fucking MIND.
Either way, WOW. JUST WOW. This is just, chiefs kiss, this one is gonna be a visual FEAST
Sorry for so much Star Wars posting today but OOOOO IM SO EXCITED
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SMT 5 first impressions
I’ve put around 20 hours into this game. So I’m not super far but I get the premise and the gameplay.
Let me say this the most beautiful SMT game ever made like they put their whole soul into these enemy designs and animations. It’s not even a chore to be fighting all these enemies because I’m like “damn they look good”
Also, it returns to a modernized version of the classic SMT art design and that just has so much swag like yall don’t understand how iconic that art style is lmao
Is SMT 5 easy? No. Keep in mind, I’m playing this on “normal” difficulty
Oh my god this game has bodied me more than nocturne or SMT 4 did. One wrong move and an enemy can crit you to death. You have a special move thing that gives you every hit is a crit abilities and so do they and mf believe me they will body you with this. It’s brutal but I like that about SMT. I was worried about this game’s difficulty because Persona 5 was so easy you could beat every encounter with your eyes closed.
you can’t do that in SMT 5. If you mess around, an enemy two levels or more below you can wipe you out.
Like most SMT games, the story isn’t really laid out at this point, like you understand that the Angels are with Japan and fighting the demons but that’s all you really know. The characters are all cool but it’s really too early to tell how it all goes, like I have assumptions about what characters will represent what mentality and ideology but i can’t tell you for certain what’s what.
The exploration and lack of random enemy encounters is wonderful. You will still have to grind, like I think you gon have a hard time if you don’t but the fact that you won’t be taking two steps only to get jumped is fun. The maps thus far have been fun and you can literally run and then jump up in the air and imo that’s revolutionary SMT gameplay.
The demon negations are also still pretty difficult like sometimes, but they’re not nocturne levels of unfair and rng. you fail the negotiation and die, that’s common (because if they fall through, you lose your team’s turn and the enemy gets theirs so that can go left super quick). You give the demons money and they leave, that’s common. You give them one right answer to their questions and they join you, that happens. It’s a lot like SMT 4
Could I recommend this game to someone? Yes. Like most other SMT games, you don’t have to play previous titles to understand this one. HOWEVER, this one takes a lot of motifs and premises from Nocturne but you don’t have to play nocturne to understand it.
Would a persona stan like it? Meh I don’t know because speaking as a SMT fan I can’t get into persona because they’re night and day different. If you want Persona, do not play SMT thinking it’ll be anything like Persona, same goes for trying Persona as a SMT fan.
I do think this game is a good start because it’s one of those rare games that combines the best aspects of the two prior games while adding new great gameplay aspects, and making quality of life changes while not making the fundamental gameplay easier. SMT is a series that is unforgiving if you act a fool but rewards you for using your brain and learning new things.
It’s on sale a lot and on the eshop, it typically lowers from 60 to 35, I think it’s worth it (I rarely buy games full price bc I’m a cheapskate). It runs really good on my Nintendo switch lite. No blur and little to no choppy moments
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yall know what time it is. ITS BREAKING THE ASKBOX TIME SJJSKALALALKAKSKWLWMNSNDDJKDK
honestly i expect nothing short of a masterpiece the moment i saw the notification. YOU! DO! NOT! DISAPPOINT! EVER! MISS CALY!!!
before getting into the crazier bits of this chapter, i wanna acknowledge how much you’ve grown as a writer during this series 🥹 recently i started re-reading some of the older moc chapters, and not to say that your writing wasn’t great before in any way, but the way you write now is so much more refined and beautiful, and i guess some of that is also attributed to how intense the story line and characters have developed. seriously, i’m so grateful to be able to read something and feel just how much effort and love the author has poured into in. now i can go on and on about praising your talent but i digress for the sake of discussing more… pressing issues that goes on here :)
*SPOILER ALERT FROM THIS PART*
now that jisung, hyunwoo and even hyunjin (sadly) has reached their demise, it finally dawns on me that this really is an end of an era. we spent like the past 1 or 2 maybe even 3 acts going through a gazillion emotional roller coaster rides all caused by jisung, but now is it weird that i’m kinda sad that he’s gone? it’s a perfect ending since jisung will probably never get his redemption even if he lives, but idk, i think it’s kinda depressing how love makes you do crazy shit :/ hyunwoo, on the other hand, BYE YOU ASS LMFAO WELL DESERVED. the only thing that dude has is the fucking audacity until the very last minute.
the action scene was beyond immaculate just as the emotional ones and there’s no doubt about that. im writing this with metaphorical tear streaks down my face and a broken heart after reading the whole chapter. you’ve got a way with words that can make me feel like i’m living and breathing in this fictional world. also, can we talk about this:
“Give me what’s mine first”
“Let her go immediately, you dog, or I’ll put a bullet in your head too.”
WELL GOD DAMN SIR. i’m gonna be fr and say i was SO certain we’re finally gonna get the infamous, long-awaited scene that must not be named between captain and ghost, but that’s on for me for not taking the slow burn warning more seriously lol. BUT there is still hope, i mean our mc would not be our mc if she can resist temptations and mind her own business yk.
"All these pit stops, huh? You sure she's the one trying to save you here, Captain? Because it looks an awful lot like that's what you're trying to do to her instead."
"Nightingale"
“I'm going, I'm going!”
and THIS IS ADORABLE OMG?!/?? i swear this whole part and the next part here is a prophecy that they’re gonna get it.
Yet, what you see before you is a trap, one carefully set by a vulnerable yet volatile man who could easily turn the situation into one that is advantageous to him permanently and you briefly. You imagine he has been in this position before — one where he can take as he pleases without thinking of the consequences of his actions — and where you stand, in a vulnerable spot yourself, you feel that tug to be near someone on equal footing. Wonder persists in your mind as you question where that is how Yunho initially fell into bed with him some time ago, or even further back to the first time Seonghwa was with him.
my girl has got some resolve and dignity alright, but we’ll see how long that lasts hahasksjak. we still probably got around 100 more chapters lol but just so you know, you’re gonna have to expect more than a broken askbox when that happens. everyone here will go so insane we might accidentally report you for emotional damage /hj. this is more than enough rambling but PLEASE I CAN NOT WAIT FOR MORE YOU’RE A LITERAL GODSEND THANK YOU LOVE YOU <3 - 🌊
OMGOMG okay i’ve been trying to answer this ask for like 2-3 weeks now but tumblr kept making it disappear from my inbox i was legit losing my mind?? but god bless today... today it worked... so finally i can respond...
thank you for waiting for me so sorry tumblr was a bitch and didn't let me respond sooner </3 i was legit so sad it kept disappearing bc i wanted to answer SO BAD LSKDFJFLK thank you thank you first off in this past few days i'e received so much lvoe and compliments on my writing, and i've been told many lovely things and i know you sent this ask a while back but man it still means so much to me i'm still so grateful the words hold just as much meaning to me i really truly appreciate them and you!!!
now onto the spoiley bits... you're spot on! this is the end of an arc in its own regard where we've been in this storyline for such a long while by now that it's a bit like wow! that's over! i've been loving seeing the mixed bag of reactions about jisung, truly, the overwhelming majority are upset over his death even if he was a villain in many regards and that is super fascinating to me and frankly that was my goal i was trying to achieve! switching the perspectives of jisung vs hyunwoo, i wanted to play with that concept and i couldn't be happier with the outcome!
hongjoong and mc have such a fun dynamic and push-and-pull to play with too i adore it and i adore seeing everyone react to that as well, especially with recent chapters ofc.. but she's a strong one! she's resisting well! she's still got her resolve and her dignity both buttttt we'll see how much longer that lasts :3
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MY FRESH JUST WACTHED KINNPORSCHE EP 9 THOUGHTS
I’m shaking,sweating in my boots let’s go
hmmm hmmm hmm giving a sob story huh
SIT THE FUCK DOWN SIR LIAR
i love kinn raising his eyebrows he's so FINE
NO FUCKING WAY THE WATER WAS POISONED?!?!
KING!!!!!!OHMYGOD HE LOOKS STUNNING PER USUAL
YES LETS KILL HIM
AYO WHO ARE YOU BIG TO GIVE YOUR TWO CENTS
oh wait big suspected tawan as a traitor perhaps ill let him slide
don't speak to porsche whore,keep my kings name outta your mouth too
NOOOO I WANTED DEATH TO TAWAN
big giving tawan the death stare as he should
why hello kim (jeff is so beautiful fr)
STOP HE'S THINKING OF CHAY AND HIS SONG IM FADING
POL AND ARM AND PETE MY LOVES
got that bitch under surveillance
ARM DOES KNOW....pete babe come on put the pieces together
i forgot to turn off the water arm please
HOES FOR ABANDONING PETE
H EY bet this when kinn gives pete the mission to spy/infiltrate
I KNEW IT
pete said i am not the one mr kinn
its so cute the arm and pol were just watching and ran back to pete after kinn left i love them
no sleeves for tawan ig
NOT THIS MUSIC CHANGE HEY
when all three are in the same room i break out in hives
PAUSE; kinn looks adorable in the picture
the way porsche is trying to see too
WE REALLY GOING DOWN MEMORY LANE RN?!?!
sTOP the pictures are cute damnit
porsche doing the jumps in the bg someone stop this
kinn please stop this sir YOUR OTHER MAN IS IN THE SAME ROOM HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU
porsche losing his mind i the bg i know it CUZ I WOULD BE
why does tawan speak in third person?
oh its the grabbing kinns arm for me,if i was porsche id walk right in between them like EXCUSE ME
DUDE THIS IS ASS FOR PORSCHE I HATE YALL
finally porsche speaks up my king you don't need this
kinn ik you're not doing this on purpose but im still going to beat your ass
the look porsche is giving kinn
what meeting?!?! kinn ik your mentally FOOLISH THAT IS WHY IM GOING TO OPEN UP A HOSPITAL-
tankhun i love you sir
not another gift basket porsche...actually yes yok deserves them
her jacket is fabulous omg
YOK IS ALL KNOWING
porsche sweetie that is not the way
ooooh i wonder what yok's way is
SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS THIS SLIDING IN SCENE
FUCK IT UP PORSCHE YES KING
porsche & his white undies man
wait are we acting pathetic to get a mans attention?????
dear lord kinn looks so fine SIR OUT THAT CHEST AWAY ITS LETHAL
WE ARE ACTING PATHETIC FOR ATTENTION!!!!!
A Y O CLEAN MY BODY kinn babes if you don't see this as the ruse it is....
damn porsche way to be subtle
YOK I LOVE YOU QUEEN
P A U SE I CANT GO ON IF PORSCHE STARTS MAKING NOISES I JUST CANT
STOP the face kinn is making when he leans in
DAMN PORSCHE SLAMMING THAT MAN ON THE COUCH
J E S U S CHRIST
BITCH YOU CAN SEE THE BOTTOM HALF OF KINN PLEASE
PETE THAT WAS DISGUSTING
SARANGHAEYO pete i swear to god
kinn you whore you liked that close call?!?!
why tf is kinn moving his feet
PETES RIGHT THERE!!they are so foul horny bastards fr
ew tawan OH?what just happened?
vegaspete enthusiasts are screaming rn
pete....ONE JOB
macau shut the fuck up about tankhun
BIBLE IS SO STUNNING
porsche tf you doing?oh cameras right
YOU ARE SO COOL your hand in marriage arm thanks
OH SO PORSCHE IS DOING TO SEE/HEAR WHATEVER KINN WAS DOING IN THERE WITH TAWAN OH
man damn it either have the evidence tawans way or nothing
CHAY BELOVED!! go out with your friends chay :(
AH THE UNDERWATER SCENE
THE FUCK IS VEGAS DOING HERE GIRL WHAT
porsche dont drink that shit please be wary
ID SAY LEAVE FOOL
dear lord vegas
IM GONNA PISS MY PANTS KINN WAS THERE THE WHOLE?TIME
could you imagine if tawan whips out a gun rn......
NOO id throw myself into a river that is so embarassing
oh hell no porsche is not the mole don't twist this around you snake
NO FUCKING WAY DAMNIT DAMNIT NO
kims making those annoyed sighs and im going to beat his ass
HE MADE HIM A GUIATR PICK IM SOBBING
AHHHHHHH A CONFESSION?!?!? CHAY IS BRAVER THAN THE FUCKING MARINES HOLY SHIT CHEEK KISS?!?!
tawan i swear to god he's such a bastard
tankhun the only one with brains in this godforsaken family
PISSING SHITTING MY PANTS ITS VEGAS
ep10 preview: PETE GOES UNDERCOVER FOR PORSCHE?!?!BITCH
#cellulars fjwkpt#kinnporsche the series#kinnporsche#kinnporsche ep9#thai series#thai bl series#god so scared for ep10....#I’m shaking FREE PORSCHE DAMNIT#tawan were it not for the laws of this land....#all my homies HATE LOATHE tawan
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OH MY F GAWDDD I JUST WOKE UP TO THE NEW CHAPTER R OH FUCKKKK-
IS THIS REAL? AM I F DREAMING?? DAMN BRITT I F NEED SOME HOLY WATER, JESUS, GOD WHATEVER PLEASE SEND ME TO THE F ER, HOSPITAL URGHH-
BRITT YOU- OMG- THE FACT THAT THIS CHAPTER WAS POSTED PRETTY SOON AFTER CHAPTER 13??? YOU PUT YOUR WHOLE PUSSAYY INTO THIS AND I AM LITERALLY LOSING MY MIND, EMOTIONS AND FEELINGS, MY MIND'S BEEN GOING FERAL- I love you Britt seriously😫😫
"Only I can bite your lips," he tells you in a husky voice that makes your knees weak.
AHHHHHH OMG I AM DYING- YES YES ONLY YOU SIR YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE URGHHH 😫😫😫😫😫
I ALSO LOVE HOW HE FINALLY TOLD HER THAT HE HEARD HER MASTURBATING WHILE THINKING OF HIM-
"You sounded so sexy saying my name like that," he murmurs. "I've always wondered what you did to make those sounds come out. Wondered how they'd sound with you underneath me… Wondered if I could make you cry out even louder."
THE WAY I IMAGINED HIS VOICE AND UH- there is something throbbing down there.. am I ashamed? Yes a bit. AM I STILL CONTINUING WITH READING THIS CHAPTER OVER AND OVER AGAIN? HELL YEAH.
I absolutely fell in love with this whole series and I can’t stop reading it, you are AMAZING BRITT! The way it was written, the details- I WAS READING IT LIKE IT WAS ME IN THE STORY LIKE YOU GOT ME HOOKED UP ON THIS!
( Best believe me when I say, that I will be re-reading this Chapter every Week if not every single day lmao I’m such a hoe for this dude it’s not funny )
As always THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN FIC BRITT! PLEASE ALWAYS FEEL APPRECIATED CUZ YOUR EFFORTS REALLY PAY OFF! I am sure a lot of people feel the same as I do when they read the chapter and I hope you know how thankful we all are!
May your Year be blessed, your stomach always full, your skin always clear and may you always be happy and enjoying life to the fullest!
Oh did I also mention that I love you? If not
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU BRITT 😫😫❤️❤️
( P.S. you really did not lie when you said the whole chapter will be pure filth and it was basically whole porn you naughty ass 😼😈)
💀💀💀🤭🤭🤭😂😂😂💀🤭💀😂😂 my reaction while reading this ask lmao and that naughty ass at the end lmfao 💀💀💀
Idk what took over me, but I hopped right into this chapter and didn't look back lol. This is easily the fastest chapter I've written!! My pen almost couldn't keep up with my mind lol. Also, I warned yall it was gonna be hot and heavy!!
I kept imaginging his voice while writing all of this and let me tell you... I WAS A WHOLE ASS MESS!! 😭😭😭 HES SO RUDE AND ITS NOT EVEN HIS FAULT lol
😭😭❤️❤️😭❤️❤️😭❤️😭 please stop??? Im gonna cry bc that is all I want!! I hoped the reader would be able to lose themselves in this story and I'm so happy I could make that happen for you!! I can't even tell you how much I needed to hear your kind words bb ❤️❤️😭😭😭
I want YOUR year to be blessed, your stomach to be full, your skin clear, and you to have the best, happiest, and fullest life you can!!
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okay now that choso’s officially been animated and we got the full fantasy in motion with the voice, choso x hisoka fanart when? give me the chosoka we deserve, pls n thank
#baka bants#HI#IM BACK#SORRY I DIPPEROO’D FOR A WEEK#WITHIUT WARNING#IVE BARELY EVEN CHECKED THE APP SO IM SORRY FOR MISSING UR ASKS AHHHH#i promise I’m fine!! I just wasnt vibing and got distracted with other things#some irl shtick and fire force which threw me down an ohkubo rabbithole again#which btw if any of yall read fire force please come talk to me because i am damn near losing my MIND#ANYWAYS YUUTA MOVIE IM FUCKING#YUUTA MOVIE#CH0 MOVIE ADAPTAION#IM DIAJAOAJOAJAOAJAOAJAOSJAAO#PLEASE OH KY TICKING GOD#JESSUXUCKING CHRIST#A WHOLE HOUR MINIMUM OF#YUUTA CONTENT#THE RING WE GRT THE RING IN FULL ANIMATED GLORY#WHEN THE VA GETS ANNOUNCED IM GONNA BE RUNNING LAPS#FORRWST GUMP STYLE#scrEAMING JNTO THE VOID AS IS#I CANT DO THIS SOMEONE HOLD ME
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