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juniperhillpatient · 1 year

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“apologist.” “critical.” y’all are doing too much. when my favorite characters do evil reprehensible shit I simply don’t fucking care cause it’s not real

#I mean I care in the context of how it makes me feel & what it means for the story but like. ugh I can’t articulate this #do y’all understand what I mean lol

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the-cat-and-the-birdie · 10 months

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It JUST occurred to me that if Hobie left Gwen the watch in her universe that means he went there and met her dad

The implications of this are SO interesting

Hobie had to go there, find Gwen’s dad, explain who he is and how he knows Gwen, then ask him to give her the watch

He even describes Hobie as a piece of work!!

I’m so curious -

Did Hobie have some choice words with Gwen’s dad? Did he say that he’s the person that housed her when she was homeless?

Hobie met Gwen’s cop dad and gave him the watch WHAT DID HE SAY WHAT WAS THAT CONVERSATION

WHAT DID HOBIE SAY TO GWENS COP DAD

#The implications of this #DOES GWENS DAD KNOW WHAT BLUE LACES MEAN #TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS Y’ALL #IM SO INVESTED #I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T THINK OF THIS BEFORE #Gwen Stacy #Hobie Brown #spidergwen #spider gwen #spiderpunk #spider punk #spiderman #spider man #atsv #Across the spiderverse

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imjusthella-gay · 3 months

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you like to act so big and tough but if i sat you on my lap and kissed your neck you’d just sit there making pretty noises and being a good girl wouldn’t you?

#i’m not on here for a few days/hours and y’all be blowing up my phone like crazy #y’all really can’t live without me lmaoo #mine #txt post #lesbian nsft #nsft lesbian #wlw nsft #lesbian #sapphic nsft #sapphic #masc4femme #dom/sub

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softnsweeet0 · 7 months

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I’m addicted to getting fatter. Being able to feel each added pound and how much more my body spreads out. Slowly getting too big to fit between the armrest of chairs and watching my clothes strain to cover my expanding body. All while indulging myself with whatever my heart desires and relaxing as much as possible 💗

#me #I’m really feeling myself if y’all can’t tell

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desperatecheesecubes · 2 months

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I really like that the further you get in dungeon Meshi the more you realize none of these people are normal

#‘want me to blow it up’ GIRL WHY DID YOU JUMP TO THAT #dungeon meshi #mine #I can’t believe y’all got this to 1K

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marsafter-dark · 5 months

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Ok, boomer.

#dc #dc comics #batfam #tim drake #jason todd #red robin #red hood #I can’t decide if I think Tim is saying this to nightwing or Batman #but it’s definitely one of them and Jason thinks it’s the funniest thing he’s heard in weeks #my art #digital art #batbros #fanart #dc fanart #I hope this is as funny to y’all as it is to me and my very feverish mind #could be jaytim if u want

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gods-favorite-autistic · 20 days

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I was relistening to Ruthlessness and I heard Poseidons “43 left under your command” and I immediately thought of the “558 men who died” part of The Underworld and oh my god he remembered to include that one guy who got drunk and fell off of Circe’s roof that’s amazing

#it’s such a small moment but it’s just a little bit funny to me #like guy sees they’re leaving without him and (still drunk) falls off a roof and dies #then he has to show up in the underworld and be like ‘hey jackass y’all fuckin left me and now my soul can’t rest’#so they have to go back to Circe and be like ‘hey can we bury our bro real quick’#love epic so much dude #epic the musical #epic the underworld saga #madurday night live

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dirtgrubber · 27 days

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but what if they started a band

can someone please color this for me before i go mad

#hazbin hotel #lucifer #alastor #charlie #adam #angel dust #niffty #radioapple #my art #i drew this weeeeks ago and i can’t color it to save my life #so if any of y’all feel like coloring please go for it #or at least send me a color pallet #i think i’m partially colorblind

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chrollohearttags · 9 months

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influencer (y/n) asking eren if she should get a BBL and weight loss surgery because somebody said you looked fat in the comments and now he responding with videos of him giving you back shots and the ass rippling against him, talm bout “it looks perfect to me.” 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️ and when you finish, he slaps your ass, sparks up his blunts and tells you not to ask him no stupid shit like that ever again.

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ccuriousmischieff · 2 months

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#me #bi girls #selfie #literally can’t seem to take a body pic I like rn but have them anyway #if y’all want my sfw face pic let me know #last time I’ll talk about my birthday too…I feel like I’m being annoying

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st-hedge · 1 year

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Repost of the totk ganon art I made ft. Some blonde dude idk

#totk spoilers #legend of zelda #botw #ganondorf #link #ganlink #I’m very very aware that #he’s all I’ve been posting #and all that I’m willing to post #but let me smother y’all with my excitement #I #nbnnngghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #not even ina thirsty way #too tired for that #but nhgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #I can’t wait to fill an entire sd card with screenshots of this man

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checkertrains · 3 months

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Sleepy Adam

#fanart #myart #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #adam #adam hazbin hotel #hazbin art #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin adam #first man adam #I found a video about how there’s always a subtle guitar noise whenever Adam is on screen and I can’t stop thinking bout it #this man definitely make guitar noises y’all trust me

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shrimpari · 5 months

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They play volleyball together on the weekends

Did that steven panel redraw circulating on Twitter

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tariah23 · 1 month

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oooooo white people in my replies really saying ‘I can excuse racism but I draw the line at homophobia’

Not surprised since this is the site that only talks about racism and thinks it’s a big deal when they see it demonstrated in the cartoons and comics they like *coughs* dungeonmeshi *coughs* (for example at least. I haven’t seen THIS many white ppl talk as in depth about racism on here as much as these fandom nerds, man. I stg. Like “Ohhhh, so you all DO acknowledge that racism is real? Just not in real life even if you could feel it slapping you in the face at high speed. Gotcha.” It’s crazy.

Tumblr is like, 90% white and is extremely centered around them. That’s why you barely see stuff that’s important to black and brown people ever trending here or being talked about. It has to be something incredibly huge to the point where even white people can’t ignore it like they usually do, to talk about it here.

They only talked about George Floyd here because the topic of his death became world news. Even people in other countries were talking about it. Before him, it was probably Ferguson and Trayvon Martin… most of them are still trying their best to ignore the genocides because it’s a “touchy subject.” What do you expect from white people who live in their own bubbles of comfort and refuse to pop it with a needle??? They find comfort in their privilege and faux ignorance (they love playing stupid to avoid conversations about important things outside of fandoms like, are these mfs born with half a brain dedicated to fandom or what.) That’s literally all these mfs make a big deal out of, especially on this annoying ass platform. The ao3 mfs will go to war for the site that allows racist ff and cp like it’s no big deal. I wonder how many people here even donated to the site while actively scrolling past dono posts from folks who really do need help. They act like they’re doing a civil service by defending this site that makes over the amount of it’s intended dono goal in minutes.

Then you already know as soon as you even bring up racism in the stuff they like, they start ganging up and harassing black bloggers especially, calling them TERFs and the whole nine. Anything to make that person look bad for being concerned about the racism that they have such an intense aversion to. God, it’s absolutely exhausting knowing that these people would have no problem choosing a cartoon character over your entire existence if they COULD. Isn’t that fucking sad, man?

#:(#it’s like what can you do #as a black person I get why sm black bloggers here have ‘don’t follow me if you’re white’ in their bios #they’ll call it racist or whatever (it’s fucking not you guys just treat black ppl like shit here and most of us feel unsafe to interact #with y’all. you guys always turn on us at the drop of a hat)#i remember commenting on a HS post funny enough years ago #because the punchline of the post was literally the white mfs saying nigga #and I was so annoyed that I told them off and one of my white mutuals unfollowed meanjsjsjsl #like right after that #and another unfollowed me because I talk about racism and the like a lot like this is a really well known artist too so I was like 🧍🏾‍♀️?#because I talk about racism a lot??? it’s weird lol #like they’ll tolerate you for a while then when they feel offended they start to act weird and act like you’re not supposed to talk about #the stuff that effects you #tkf replies #karmelarts #they don’t give a shit about anything if it doesn’t personally Involve them #they act like they can’t relate to anyone or anything it they aren’t marginalized themselves (being gay or trans which they treat as a #personality trait)#notice how you never see movies/ shows about black and brown ppl trending here? it’s always white centered shit no #matter how hot and popular that show might be #you’ll never see something like the wire snowfall or power trending here #all of the black ppl are on twitter anyway so #sm black ppl got ran off of here by annoying white ppl

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desperatecheesecubes · 2 years

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It would be so funny if, instead of recording a heartfelt message, Jason just called Bruce a bitch one last time

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parasiticstars · 11 months

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Miles teaching Hobie how to do more detailed graffiti and Hobie swinging around both his and Miles’s dimension finding more spots to do it in and them both going around leaving tags places and at the end of the day they’re both laughing together and actually having a chance to not be two heroes with the weight of the world on their shoulders but just teenagers who get to have fun and deserve this lighthearted moment and I might not be entirely sober

#the parker has spoken #across the spiderverse #spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderman: across the spiderverse #atsv #miles morales #Hobie brown #you can’t tell me they wouldn’t bond over that #can be platonic or not #spiderpunk #atsv miles #ATSV miles morales #ATSV Hobie #atsv Hobie brown #punkflower #platonic or not they deserve this #y’all just don’t wanna see two black teenagers in love #Parker's marvel brainrot

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