#worrying post going by on my dash

[mumblingsage]

You guys

you guys understand that when you express sympathy with "I'm sorry" and the person responds with "Don't be, it wasn't your fault," that person is cracking a joke, yes?

#worrying post going by on my dash #if you're in a circumstance where someone genuinely thinks you're taking fault for their hamster's balding or whatever...ya gotta talk #if you're terrified of being misinterpreted 'I'm sorry; that sucks' will clarify at once #it's a weak joke but it's still a joke! #people being Weird About Grief part infinity

[starboundsingularities]

the jurist system seems really cool i hope they keep using it :-)

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🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. am i a suspect. because you can "court" me any time

🧊 just--ice Follow

try.

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. am i a suspect. because you can "try" me any time

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. are you a lawyer. because you can "try" to "court" me any time

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. am i on trial.

🌈 lawsbian Follow

i'm determined to make this work btw

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. law

🔪 violencekilling Follow

hey girl. are you a murderer. because ow ough ouch agh stop stabbing me

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🌟 rockliker270 Follow

guys watch out hes gonna shelly de kill you

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🎀 copiicat Follow

they called me to the witness stand and the defense attorney just shouted "BOOOOOO WE HATE YOUR PUSSY"

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🧇 edible-evidence Follow

look if i was on trial and the guy prosecuting me started advertising his music i'd just plead guilty. avoid the embarrassment of getting put in prison by a guy who basically used the trial to say "this blew up btw here's my soundcloud"

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⚖️ courtofpublicopinions Follow

💞 lawveyourself Follow

didnt miles edgeworth defend someone in a case once

⛲ fountainoftruth Follow

do you know the difference between a prosecutor and a defense attorney

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💟 longingforyou Follow

being rivals isn't enough i need to kiss you

💟 longingforyou Follow

who the fuck is evil magistrate

💟 longingforyou Follow

STOP TAGGING THIS WITH LAWYERS?????

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🐈 nyattorney Follow

they hired a guy to stand in court and shout "GET A ROOM YOU TWO" whenever the lawyers start getting a little too homoerotic

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💥 courtroomchaos Follow

your honor i know all the evidence points to my client being guilty. but come on you have to admit he kinda ate right

💼 courtofwaw Follow

mia fey when they had phoenix wright on trial

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🔍 thuthseeker Follow

ok hot take but i feel like these lawyers should maybe not be allowed to drag literal children to court with them?? how many people have gotten genuinely actually fucking SHOT in court and they're just ok bringing fucking 8 year olds in?

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💼 courtofwaw Follow

happy almost christmas to all who celebrate

💫 dizzydreamers124 Follow

it's march

🎄 holidazed Follow

happy almost christmas :)

😈 knownjaywalker Follow

WHO is putting this on my dash

👁️ cymorgue Follow

STOP POSTING THIS. IT IS JUNE.

🐼 pandastar91 Follow

ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

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💽 platinumcourtrecord Follow

evil gavinners be like. innocent hate. this is a nothing post

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🥚 eggvidenced Follow

STOP asking me about the dl-6 post idc idc look even phoenix wright forged evidence once shut up

📕 lexculpatory Follow

he didn't forge the evidence, though. it was kristoph gavin who ordered the forgery. this was covered in the trial of vera misham. if you're going to try to compare yourself to well known figures, you could at least check the veracity of your claims.

🥚 eggvidenced Follow

yeah well. he might have. on a different case or something.

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🃏 thecourtjester Follow

i tried to take the bar exam but they didnt let me because i wasnt cunty and traumatized enough

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😇 innosense Follow

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🦀 mad_libz_87 Follow

when will global studios realize that i do not WANT another shitty steel samurai spinoff i just want the original show back

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⚖️ courtofpublicopinions Follow

she present on my evidence til i reach a verdict

⚖️ courtofpublicopinions Follow

WRONG BLOLG. DON'T REBLOG THIS. DELETE POST DELETE POST DELETE POST I SWEAR WE'RE PROFESSIONALS HERE

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👑 courtroyals Follow

"we need more great prosecutors" you guys couldn't even handle manfred von karma

🧊 just--ice Follow

didn't he kill someone?

👑 courtroyals Follow

irrelevant. you guys couldn't handle him.

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📋 lawandwhoreder Follow

law: i'm so law

lawyer, who needs to one up everyone no matter what: i'm more law than you

🏛️ lawyest Follow

hi

📋 lawandwhoreder Follow

you've got to be fucking kidding me

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🧊 just--ice Follow

why is it always murders with lawblr. why don't we ever talk about divorce or something

#ace attorney #ace attorney spoilers #dashboard simulator #dash simulator #dashboard sim #dash sim #unreality #fake dashboard #fake dash #post simulator #long post #this is just going to be a series now /lh #well. if i make any more. who knows #timeframe is sometime after the end of aa4 but before the start of aa5 #the timeframe for these posts is of course always the exact point i'm at in my own playthrough /lh #some of these are based on real posts. but i'm hoping it is more inspiration rather than outright copying #if it is though i'm always willing to remove them #though i will not be removing the one that's based on my own post because that's mine /lh #i worry this may be an unnecessary sequel but who cares. who cares.

[drabsyo]

hey daph!

#daphne greengrass #hp fanart #hp wlw #slytherin #wow so much has changed in tumblr it's crazy!!! #i've been gone for so long :(( #i read all the anons in my inbox don't worry 🥺 #(except for the rando bots) #i'm going to reply to my anons slowly so i don't spam you guys' dash but feel free to block my tag #drabstuff #my art #i rly came on here after 1 million yrs just to post a daphne greengrass doodle im so sorry 😭😭😭 #its bc my friend sent me this... painful daphmione fic that left me HURTING so thank you for that *coughs* saint *coughs* #and bc i couldn't find any daphne fanart and i was HEARTBROKEN but idk if i drew her right ;u; #the fic is called The Animagus Project by sleepingontheway and it BROKE ME I HAD TO DRAW HER OKAY IM WEAK AND IM SORRY #//gross ugly sobbing

[strawberrystepmom]

im going through a shy era and i wish i could explain why LMAO

#when have i ever been shy.... #tbh i feel like ppl are sick of me a little bit so im like let me not talk about my boyfriend every minute of the day #and like how many times can ppl honestly want to see gojo posting on the dash like #idk. it's time for me to go offline and worry about this elsewhere.

[bratprivilege]

I am like literally begging the Internet to write image descriptions at this point

#sometimes I swear when a fandom gets an ID blog the individuals who had been writing their own just stop #just assuming the ID blog will pick up the slack so they don’t really need to worry about it anymore #how many times do we have to say an ID on the original post is 1 million times better #than going dumpster diving in the notes of every single mystery image on the dash with little to no context #hoping for the off chance that somebody somewhere has actually written one in a reblog #I see descriptions way more often than I did 10 years ago but still not nearly often enough #and I feel like the number of descriptions I see on my own dash has dropped significantly while I was gone #during those several months where I straight up couldn’t use Tumblr because they broke any excuse for accessibility on the app #don’t know if people just went ‘hey that one blind person I know is gone so I probably don’t need to bother with this anymore’ or what #but my dash is once again flooded with images that mean nothing to me and I seriously need to do a big unfollowing

[definitelynotshouting]

Hello again scarian nation i was admittedly a little shy about posting this but i come to yall with offerings of gay kisses<3

For context this is for @sparxwrites who wrote the FANTASTIC series there's something wrong with the boatem hole which is the universe where this snippet technically takes place. This can be understood more or less without the context i think but it pairs best with reading Found first :] enjoy!!

∘₊✧──────✧₊∘

"Do you trust me?" Scar asks, sudden and easy as breathing.

Grian's shoulders hunch. "As much as I trust anyone, I suppose," he says, but that's not quite true. Scar is Scar, and everyone else is... he trusts them, of course he trusts them, but Scar is different. Scar is special. A tier above the rest. "I do," he amends, "trust you. You're very trustworthy, Scar, even though you swindle me half the time."

Scar doesn't rise to the lighthearted invitation to banter. His eyes are void-dark, pupils swirling with stars-- slowly, so slow Grian can track each individual movement, he reaches up to the space right above Grian's head, hovering both hands there.

Grian blinks, and his vision doubles, triples, multiplies by numbers he cannot name until he's dizzy with it, drunken reeling at the surge of multifaceted points of view. From the corner of his vision he spots his wings puffing, mantling-- eyespots blinking, glowing soft and lilac in the shadows of the Swaggon.

Scar's hands drop, grazing over Grian's ears-- he shivers-- before gently plucking at the straps of Grian's face mask.

Alarm thrills through Grian's stomach. "Scar, what are you doing."

"You said you trust me, right?" Scar replies.

"I--" Grian's throat closes. "Well I-- Scar, I didn't think that meant--"

"So trust me." Scar's voice is a murmur, low and melodical. He peels away Grian's face mask, slow enough that Grian could stop him if he wanted to.

He doesn't.

The face mask drops between them with a leaden rustle. Grian shivers again; this strange vulnerability Scar is asking of him leaves him raw, exposed-- his soft underbelly, for all the world to see.

Except it isn't the whole world. It's just Scar.

Maybe that's the same difference.

If Scar notices how Grian trembles, he doesn't comment on it. Just rests his hands at the nape of Grian's neck, curling his fingers into the short hair there. Flexing them, thumb brushing against the shell of Grian's ear in absent sweeps.

Scar grins, then, a crooked little quirk of his lips. "Still trust me?" he asks.

The words have been stolen off his tongue. Breathless, Grian can only nod his head in one sharp, staccato burst.

"Good," Scar says, quiet into the fragile space between them, and slides his hands forward to cup Grian's jaw. Gentle and slow, coaxing him closer, tilting his head up and at an angle as Scar leans down--

Scar's lips press against his own, somewhat chapped, warm all over, and Grian's breath shudders to a jagged halt in his chest.

It's a firm, confident slide of lips over his; Scar angles his head, nudging Grian with one hand, and blindly Grian follows. Parts his lips in a soundless, shaky exhale, drinking in the warmth surrounding him as his eyes flutter shut. His wings fall limp at his back, dragging on the floorboards-- he's not sure what to do with them, or his arms for that matter. Hesitant, he wraps his hands around Scar's biceps, holding on for dear life as Scar pulls him even closer, tilting his head further and deepening the kiss. Teeth flash over Grian's bottom lip-- the barest of pinpricks in between the molasses rising up to muddy his thoughts.

Grian sucks in a sharp breath through his nose, even as Scar runs one hand through his hair, weaving his fingers through the strands. For this small eternity, rationality doesn't exist; what he's left with is the tingle of his lips, the calculated capture of his cupid's bow, the mindful scrape of Scar's blunt nails against the side of his neck. Grian shudders, flutters his hand to rest on Scar's cheek, and lets himself drift.

#scarian #hermitshipping #im honestly not sure if i should tag desertduo or not im not sure of the etiquette #but yes hello new friends have smooches courtesy of me #not gonna main tag bc Worrie but yeah #kissing #fanfiction #my fics #-foams at mouth- me when. m. me when scarian #i kinda wanted to wait until sparxwrites got the chance to react to this first before posting it #but i think tumblr mightve eaten my anon so. we're going all in chips on the table #sidenote it has taken me since 2011 when i first stepped foot on this godforsaken site #to realize that i can use fancy page breaks #and not just a simple dash #i am a clown #</3 #shouting speaks #txt

[when-did-this-become-difficult]

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right wing media about ceasefire protests really has my parents messed up...in the run up to one simple non disruptive (not binding ourselves to a bridge or whatnot) protest today, both of them have expressed worries about violence and antisemitism and hatred...like idk i know one of them has never been to a protest and the other only briefly, but like...right wing media really has people's minds fucked up, they think every rally is going to turn into a hate rally or something. the funny thing is, though, if you talk to people long enough, including my parents, most of them will eventually be like "okay I'd be fine with a ceasefire. as long as they return the hostages and stop launching rockets too" and it's like yeah...fine...then we agree? there should be a ceasefire? asdf;lkasdf;ladsfjdfsjsd;f like don't insult me i'm your own daughter and i've never expressed antisemitism but the moment i want to go to a ceasefire protest they're like WATCH OUT WHAT YOU MIGHT GET SUCKED INTO...okay you watch out, because in a couple years you might realize that tens of thousands were killed with your tax dollars and you did nothing to stop it???? idk? also how is calling for a ceasefire antisemitic, when in the US, Jewish people have been among the most vocal in calling for a ceasefire, second only to Palestinians themselves??????

#I am not a confident person but I know who I am and what I believe on this and I am not going to get 'sucked into' anything. Thanks. #I am going to stand up and be counted and then I am going to go home and sit down and have dinner. Thanks. #Like idk how to explain to people for whom protest is always painted as abnormal and violent and dangerous...that protest is actually a #normal part of the political process and people do it fairly frequently without incident. #Shoutout to the brand of tumblr post that's like 'to live your life you must disappoint your parents' because I need those posts to keep #rolling across my dash. I take them to heart. #I really do need to get fully used to disappointing and concerning and worrying and annoying my parents. For only good reasons. But still. #vent post #j.2023.all #the state of the union

[tumblasha]

what will happen to me afterwards?

on death and social media - 11 april 2024

(content warnings for ovarian cancer, death of a teacher, death of an online friend, future death, grief)

today, one of my twitter mutuals found out that one of their online friends (known each other for Years) died back in january. they're obviously devastated and it makes me think of a three thoughts that run rampant in my head after every death that happens around me.

it's no secret that my first french teacher in high school died (72 year olds don't really survive ovarian cancer, ya know?). it's no secret that she was one of my favorite teachers. i think a lot about her life. her long-distance husband, the children she's "adopted" by teaching them french for four years (she could never have kids herself), her obsession with turtles. she gave so, so much of herself to her community, over 50 years teaching in my little high school. and she was not celebrated as much as i would've liked. she had a memorial service the saturday after she died, and we all talked to / near her urn in the school gym. the principal didn't give a shit, and her husband didn't show up. the other old faculty member (my us history teacher) retired at the end of the next academic year.

the way i found out was through text. i went through the first stage of denial, saving my grief for four hours later when i fully found out the context behind the "i'm so sorry" sent to the group chat. my french teacher had over 100 turtles, little trinkets she put all over her classroom. and she let each of her students take one home.

for almost a decade now, i've grown quite fond of the community i found on twitter. i made my little fan account, i followed people who were also obsessed with my fav pieces of media, and the rest is history. over the years, i also had to take breaks from being online after reading some "this is X's mom. X passed away last night" tweets or just let a friend fade away after their last tweet ("going into surgery tomorrow! should recover in a few months :3") turned one year old.

and i'm so scared. i think that with the many diseases running rampant on the planet, the lack of secure infrastructure in my country, and other problems, i realize that i could simply go away at any second. and who would know? legally, they have to tell my parents (they're the secondary recipients of health and retirement accounts). legally, they have to tell my job. legally, they don't have to tell anyone else. but i have friends everywhere. the most important ones existing as little icons on my screen or little words in my messaging apps. how the hell are they supposed to know?

when i was a kid, i always imagined myself having at least two weddings: one with my family in peru, one with my spouse's family and our joint community in the united states. now i realize the same might have to happen for my funeral. how am i supposed to plan ahead for that? now that i've finished school, there's never going to be a "guaranteed" place for me to be. i can go anywhere at any time! and none of you have to know!!

there are no conclusions to this ramble. there is only the three threads: online friends leaving but being remembered, people in my real life leaving but being forgotten, and me who will leave someday too. maybe i'll leave behind some turtles, too.

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author's note: no, i'm not suicidal. you should not express concern to medical professionals over this post. i am healthy and happy to be alive.

#and what's crazy is that i have at least two weeks' worth of posts queued up on this blog #when is that going to stop? #and who will take over my twitter accounts when i'm gone?? #and who will moderate my facebook when i'm gone?? #and who will look at my instagram when i'm gone?? #and what about the day where these big companies go bankrupt? #some people might Only have me online #so where will i go? #i might be writing up my will soon tho #bc i don't anyone to worry about death arrangements for me #i'll draft the notes app apology too #'sorry for having too much swag i just Had to die' #dash rambles #death #cw death #tw death #queue that scene in past lives where the man says 'you're a person who leaves' #that movie did a number on me as a college grad who left all their friends YIPPEE

[willow-lark]

ok who here has seen across the spiderverse and who here wants to yell at me about it 🧐

#you guys that was the best movie everrrr #oh. my god #saw it 2 days ago & im still going insaneeee #all the posts ab it r in my queue that ive rbed so far #but they will be on ur dash SHORTLY don’t even worry about it #so. if u also enjoyed it COME TELL ME #mwah xoxo 🥰 #spider-man #posts of lark

[sesamestreep]

for anyone wondering, I’ll be posting writing for that 30 day challenge here and if that’s not your jam/you don’t want that to clog up your dash (it will be one post a day at most I think? But still…), you can feel free to blacklist the tag I’ll be using (#HWS30days) with my blessing 😊💖

#curate your dash! I love you! #I don’t know how annoying one post a day will be if you’re not here for my silly writing so I want people to have the option #I have been having an extremely weird time with writing lately and I don’t know I want to have fun again #and stop writing 10K words that I end up hating and doing nothing with #when I could write something shorter and better you know? #ANYWAY I love yall thank you for indulging my ridiculousness #also…there’s no way I’m going to write one of these things a day it will take longer I’m so sorry #HWS30days #homelywenchsociety #that’s my writing tag! don’t worry about it! #(that’s also my writing tag don’t worry about that either)

[barbieaiden]

not to get sappy again but i really am just happy to have a place where i can share my ocs and people like. care at least a little idk

#i will get tired of posting every five minutes soon don't worry you will not see me on your dash after that!!! #emotionally i am all over the place rn and talking way too much and i'm going to feel so embarrassed in a few hours lmao but #idk i remember being so sad that i didn't have a space to share my ocs a few years back #even now i was worried that no one would even look at my character page #idk aside from being my ocs and naturally just caring #i think my ocs are one of the few things that i've made that i'm just proue of you know

[austerulous]

My follower count has been creeping up over the past few weeks and I’m starting to feel overwhelmed. This is just a heads-up that another soft-blocking spree is coming.

#i like to try to keep up-to-date with the dash #and right now i'm so far behind with that and dms it's unreal #so to declutter i'm going to have another clean-up #i'll also be tidying my discord #if we're interacting ic or ooc you likely have nothing to worry about #but inactive blogs and those that haven't engaged are probably going to go #i wish i could interact with everyone but i'm extremely time-limited and right now i'm spread too thin #( i'm literally thinking about leaving my job because parenting + housework + kin keeping + managing my mental health is just so much ) #i don't write to fill time i have to MAKE time to write you feel me? #anyway! feel free to refollow if you like #feel free to reach out if you're worried about this post and really want to stay moots #feel free to hard-block if that's what's comfy for you #◈ — ooc; puffin speaks

[darabeatha]

/  WAH!! I wanna thank all of u guys for the tips and support!

#;ooc #ooc #it made me think of stuff i didnt consider before and i was like O; i really could have done this thing easier for myself OIRTURTIOR #ok so now im going to proceed to spamm the dash with 9487584975854945 posts about m.octezuma- NO JKJK!! #AUGHHH I FEEL SO WARM NOW #i always have that worry (in the case of this multi) to talk too much about x character that im having too many thoughts of #but it really was that simple of just letting it flow; even if im posting 50 posts in a row about the same muse #THAT- or the roulette- i heard ur advice sophie; taking notes right naow :CLENCHES HANDS ON FISTS: #I LAUGHED AT THAT ONE #but thank u everyone againnnn! #sometimes one gets so stuck on their ways that u dont get to see other simple alternatives; it really do be like that #in any case; i always try to tag my posts with the muse's name so u can always block that if u'd prefer :nods: #SO IN CONCLUSION; whoever of my muses i feel the most inspo at that moment; im just gonna vibe with that heho

[dwn024]

sorry i'm thinking about teto to distract from the empty feeling still gnawing away at me

i think she is officially my current biggest comfort character

me being happy about her success with synthesizer V is like congratulating a real life best friend

#sorry i'm trying not to post so much i just have a backlog of thoughts that didn't come to the front of my mind until my return just now #because my brain has basically been fully off and completely numb for longer than usual #and i'm worried that if i spam the dash too much everyone will go ''oh right This is what it's like when this guy is online'' #and then they'll be annoyed by it #so i'm trying to keep my mouth shut i should save more to my drafts so i don't spam as much

[lunarblue21]

I think something's wrong with my tumblr dashboard. It keeps showing posts from Feb 27th and not any new ones I don't know what's going on. :/

what is basically happening is that the "following" tab on the tumblr dashboard on pc is defaulting to old posts and not showing any new ones - does anyone know what's going on? @staff @support any help please?

#tumblr #tumblr help #I am also pretty sure I had someone who is shadowbanned go on a liking/reblogging spree on my blog too but the dash not updating #and showing old posts and not new ones is just confusing me #becos I follow some 300+ blogs #¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #tbf I am not on my dash a lot but this is still worrying to me #tumblr issues

[dangaer]

i say it a lot but genuinely i just want to say thank you so so much to everyone who has literally supported me on both my blogs ever since i’ve come back to the rpc like ... you’ve all been so incredibly sweet and supportive no matter what decisions i’ve made or what’s been happening in your lives i honestly don’t even know how to explain how much i appreciate that ...

#❛ 𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 ⧽ — ooc. #i dont rb too many self positivity memes bc every time someone gives me positivity i cry for like an hour and then its all i think about all #day FYDVUGDUVVGYU but like! #i used an az.usa icon bc im just ... so glad to that people love my blog #and the fact i can give my portrayals smth good and special that people /do/ enjoy writing and reading and seeing them on their dash #especially dia.lovers bc lbr its one of the most problematic(tm) ones going :pensive: #u guys have supported me through bouts of just ooc posting and bouts of draft posting. running blogs like a headless chicken and literally i #come and say oh is this ok??? or when im worried people always look out for me andi just #(screams. cries. screams again.) #i do not deserve any of you but im just so thankful i dont show it enough so i say it every single day #you guys are so willing to explore and understand so much for me my journey has been so nice here i just dont know how to describe it #mutuals ( affectionate ) #so many of you follow both my blogs and rlly end up with seeing my stuff twice over and thrice before back in the day #i am just a simple oto.me writer .... you're all on the way to my best route--- YUDFVYUDFVF