#and then they

[shyfrog-says]

Need to look adorable and/or stunning in femme mode so that people will get all flustered and fall in love with me when they see me in masc mode.

#might be part lesbian probably tbh #because when lesbians #do thing #with the #and then they #hesus fuckn #christ o

[sastiel-is-my-serotonin]

I have so many unfinished AUs where Sam and Castiel

#And then they #.... #And there's just so much unexplored potential #sastiel

[monstermoviedean]

rewatching gun fever and dee says "mac gets a boner every single time he thinks about a gun" which is outstanding news for my sunnynatural crossover in which dean sells mac the gun

#and then they #spn #iasip #sunnynatural

[champvictor]

And then they...

#and then they #and then #you are amazing #wtf #funny #dark humor #bad jokes #web comics #absurd #in shadow of absurd #web comic #art

[aquagustd]

oh wow i’ve actually lost my mind

#the the buttons undone #i’m we #he #and then they #his hands #PLEASEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭 #will i ever get over this ? FCK NO #yoongi #loml

[missmaxime]

yes 4x07 hello

#gg spoilers #gg 4x07 #FIRST THEY #AND THEN THEY #SHE CHOOOOOSSE OMG IM DYING #nbc good girls

[eiswolfzero]

Due to Ladybug reasons I will be passing away

#Miraculous #Ladybug #I THOUGHT IT WAS A BORING FLASHBACK EPISODE #and then they #take the knife #AND TWIST IT #goddamit #geez haha

[trollcafe]

corpse is asleep, i miss them.....

#who will i pester now..... #sighs dramatically #i was actually talkin to them abt a serious issue that hass been buggin me fer a bit #and then they #fell!! #asleep!!! #fucker!! #corpse is a cruel and unjust moirail and for that i will scream #now who will i be relentlessly bitter to...... #ghost.txt

[formula-what]

Anyways I’m glad that whoever edited the podcast put an ad immediately after they talked about mick because I needed those five seconds to stop crying and compose myself

#I just #he #and then they #arghhshdjsks #and then micheal #and I just

[quietly-calming]

Yet another 50k slowburn enemies to friends to lovers fic: and they were ROOMATES

Me:

#it’s such a cute trope though #like at first they hate each other 100% #but they have to get along because they’re roomates #and they become friends #and then they #FALL IN LOVE #fanfic #fanfiction

[kayvsworld]

So it turns out for 23 entire years I have thought that cocoons and chrysalises were the same thing. Folks. They are not the same goddamn thing and it is 4:41 am and I just watched a video of a caterpillar Shedding Its Physical Self to reveal the chrysalis Underneath Its Skin and I am going to launch myself into the SUN

#I DID NOT KNOW THIS OH MY GOD IT JUST FUCKING #GROWS THERE THE HARD SHELL IT JUST #AND THEN THEY #IT JUST #FUCKENING WHAT INT EH SHIT WHY ARE U LIKE THIS EARTH I LOVE U SO MUCH I HATE THIS #HHHHHHHHHHHH #kayvswords #insects cw #bugs cw

[2tonsea]

yall remember when people came into my inbox to talk about  American actor, comedian, film director, producer, screenwriter, and stunt performer, Joseph Frank "Buster" Keaton’s dick?

i do

i wish i didnt but i do

#2ton talks #i have no idea how that happened #i guess i saw a post about it??? and i was like whoa guys #and then tHEY

[authorjcalamy]

tfw you chasing a plot bunny and it dodges around and you chase it and its so fun and you’re having such a great time and then

it drops dead at your feet.

#and then they #what #then what happened? #nothing #the plot bunny died #plot bunny #the end

[uchihaconfessions-blog]

I hate team 7 so much. Sorry not sorry. I don’t hate the characters! Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura are all great but I hate them on the same team. They have a horrible dynamic. Everyone glorifies this team even though they were the most dysfunctional team out of the konoha 12 and their sensei was a piece of shit who played favorites with sasuke.

#i am not sorry #i just hate team 7 #then they get this whole nostalgia period shit #and then they #and everyone goes nuts but im still just #no #fuck team 7 #i hate it #love the kiddies #but i hate the team #anti team 7 #not uchiha #not a confession

[sinfulblueberry]

ahahah dont u Love it when friends abandon you

#it's fine if you dont wanna talk #but please just let me know that you've read this #i tell them ive been having a rough time on the down low and that i just need some space bc of shit #and then they #don't answer my messages #at all #they're online and i say #bc i explained some shit I promised i would and #fuckin #:))) #i love feeling alone and wanting 2 die all the time #haha which of you thought i wasn't sad anymore ive been sad this whole time #fuckin listen okay listen: im a bad person!!!!! don't listen to me!!!!!!! i just feel the need to talk about shit bc!!!!! nobody will say #anything when people post this kinda stuf!!!!!!! #so i just want to rant about shit without having to deal with backlash from irl people or family!!!!!!!!!!!!! #im sorry!!!!!!!!!!! #blue says things #text

[simmonsized]

#and then they #idk #idk yet #are like omg ur dead anf shes like nah #and then everything is awkward forever