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magniloquent-raven · 18 days
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yall mfers need to stop
#gay characters written with a straight audience in mind are a thing im not denying that#like 95% of one-off queer storylines in the early 2000s were just#''hello i am a gay. i have just enough personality to pass as human in the eyes of the audience.#now let me explain why you should treat me like a person''#but my god have people taken this phrase and run all the way into hell with it#if i see one more person saying heartstopper is for straight people im gonna start biting throats out#it was created by a queer person first of all#and second of all they did not write an entire subplot about there being no age limit on discovering who you are#for STRAIGHT PEOPLE#that wasn't for them!! it was for all the people in their 30s who watched the first season#and cried their eyes out because they were seeing all the things they never got to have#im so tired yall#i stg any queer media that's even remotely lighthearted or optimistic#is immediately called ''sanitized'' or rejected as some fantasy aimed at straight ppl who dont want to deal with harsh realities#when that just isnt fair at all#also side note the post i saw that prompted me to make this also put ''pretty much all queer media made in asia'' on the list#of queer media for straights#which. feels racist.#i really dont have much of a frame of reference for queer anime/kdramas/cdramas etc. but the generalization feels sketchy#idk man i feel like there's a certain segment of the community who will just say anything they dont like is not For Us#like just because it isn't for YOU doesnt meant no one in the community can relate to/enjoy it ffs
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camellcat · 8 months
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what happened. what happened. I could not get myself to get into martha OR donna but OHH lookie here folks AMY AMELIA POND comes on screen and it takes me 10 MINUTES to fall in love. WHAT! how. weird. sus. suspicious. how did u do that miss
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netscapenavigaytor · 1 year
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the stage in a hyperfixation wehre every day you go talk to a friend on the same wavelength of insanity about it as you, and every day emerge from the dms shaking and covered in blood .
#error 0#literally nothing but evil shit goes on in the interest channels i have with my sibling i stg#for the past week not a single day has gone by without one of us making the other so fucking sad about our jsr hcs.#to say fucking nothing of the darkness that was going on back at the peak of the kirby hypfix.#true ----- veterans remember us talking abt our oc finite as Haha Wacky Cabbit and then like 70% of the art we put out#was alarming eyestrain unreality bullshit that no one had the ----- and pseud context for#i think. most people never even found out all the Finite Deeplore#...hm side note this is maybe the third time ive found myself talking about me and pseud's jsr headcanons and the finiteverse#in the same breath. i hope thats not an omen#kirby is one thing bc kirby has a Lot going on#but a 1-2 year jet set radio hypfix where i get consumed in an ouroboros of my own nonsense? that's scary.#i think it's not super likely though - as stated it's an ouroboros#jsr is so starved of official media and i have a chronic aversion to fancontent#so the moment me and pseud stop feeding into each other's brainrot the fixation is dead in the water#...That Being Said. you never know. bc the finiteverse kept chugging along#even when me and pseud could go months at a time without touching any official kirby content#and honestly the kirby hypfix might have been the START of my fancontent aversion#and things got so scary in the finiteverse. writing a fucking worldbuilding wiki and shit#(never got to a presentable state though)#why am i speculating on the trajectory of my hyperfixations like its a goddamn weather forecast. that wasnt the point of this post#welcome to netscapenavigaytor dot tumblr dot com where i say anything#remember kids. be shameless in talking about your interests or else you will be like me#and just talk AROUND your interests instead of about them
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i-can-even-burn-salad · 10 months
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Starting tomorrow (July 19th), some of you will see a new navigation layout for the desktop website that we’re experimenting with.
I have the sudden urge to leave this site and never come back.
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semiotomatics · 2 years
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y'all!! oh my god!!
just bought tickets to see strange world next Tuesday (opening night) and look!!
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solaireverie · 6 months
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1633 | king of my heart
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summary: [ lestappen — social media au ] in which the crown prince of monaco falls in love with a formula 1 driver
warnings: language, implied/referenced homophobia
author’s note: i made a shitpost this morning and here i am now. never let it be said that i don't give the people what they want.
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monacoupdates Crown Prince Charles is present today at the #MonacoGP on behalf of the royal family! The self-professed avid motorsport fan will be spending time in the Ferrari, Alpine, and Red Bull garages.
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user charles is always serving damn
↪ user monaco how does it feel to have won in the crown prince lottery???
↪ user très bien, thanks for asking 😌
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alpinef1team A very special visit from hshcrownprincecharles! #MonacoGP
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user charles at every opportunity: i'm not french! 😠 also charles:
↪ user lmao tbf he's known pierre for a while
↪ user bro how???
↪ user idk f1 drivers hang around monaco a lot and they both speak french
↪ user it's not even just pierre charles is also pretty close with the monaco-based drivers like max and lando
user 10 seconds penalty to ocon for not greeting charles 😂
↪ user poor estie bestie 😭
↪ alpinef1team Esteban did talk with Crown Prince Charles 😉 Just a pity that His Serene Highness had to rush off before we could get pictures...
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scuderiaferrari Please welcome hshcrownprincecharles to the #Tifosi for the #MonacoGP 🥳
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hshcrownprincecharles Grazie mille for the opportunity to try the racing driver life!
↪ scuderiaferrari Our pleasure 🥰 hshprincelorenzo and hshprincesspascale can we keep him, s'il vous plait?
↪ hshdukearthur I don't think Lorenzo and Maman would be the only ones against Charles becoming a Ferrari driver 😂
user you don't understand how emotional this makes me 🥹 charles always said that if he could pick any job he'd be a f1 driver and to see him get to experience his dream!! even if for only a day!!!
carlossainz55 Personally I think Charles would be slower than me
↪ hshcrownprincecharles This is lèse-majesté and I will have you thrown into the dungeons for your disrespect to the throne 😤
↪ carlossainz55 pretty sure your brother is the one who can do that...
↪ user does monaco even have dungeons?
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mv01updates max post-monaco gp with the crown prince of monaco, his serene highness charles leclerc 😍
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user for some reason these pictures make me feel like i'm 5 years old again and watching my parents be romantic. like i want to scream "get a room" 😂
↪ user not a single unique experience 💀
user ayo 🤨 the helmet pics...
↪ user i stg i've seen pictures of drivers with their actual wives that had less tension
user just kiss already 😩😩😩
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palaisprincierdemonaco La Famille Princière est heureuse d'annoncer les fiançailles du Prince Héréditaire Charles Marc Hervé Perceval Leclerc et Max Emilian Verstappen, avec l'accord de S.A.S. le Prince Lorenzo.
The Princely Family is happy to announce the engagement of Crown Prince Charles Marc Hervé Perceval Leclerc and Max Emilian Verstappen, with the approval of HSH Prince Lorenzo.
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user i??? what??? what happened to hello??? how are you??? my name is???
↪ user fr i didn't even know max was dating someone lmao
user damn at least we know why they were so touchy at the grand prix now 😂
hshprincelorenzo Félicitations!
user the hAND ON THE THIGH. THE SMILE ON THEIR FACES. I AM UNWELL.
↪ user ALL OF US ARE UNWELL
landonorris does this mean that max gets a title? if so, not fair 😒
↪ pierregasly yeah hshcrownprincecharles, can you knight me or something?
↪ maxverstappen1 go find your own royalty to marry 🙄
↪ landonorris does lewis count? like if i marry him will i become sir lando norris 🤔
↪ sebastianvettel i've asked, and no it does not work like that unfortunately
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gq Presenting our July cover star, Max Verstappen.
The Formula 1 driver, best known for dominating his sport and more recently his engagement with Monaco's beloved Crown Prince Charles, sits down with GQ to discuss what exactly goes on in a two-time world champion's mind.
Verstappen offers insight into the ongoing season, the surprising way the sport helped bring him and his fiancé together, and the pressures of marrying into royalty, especially as part of a same-sex couple.
Read the July cover story at the link in bio.
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hshcrownprincecharles There are many words that can be used to describe love, but you will always be my truest definition 🤍
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hshcrownprincecharles p.s. thank you hshdukearthur for catching the moments just before i proposed on camera 😘
maxverstappen1 Charlie, I can tell you I love you in four languages, and it will never encompass everything I feel for you. Je t'aime, ik houd van je, ich liebe dich, I love you. Thank you for making me the happiest man in the world ❤️
user crying screaming throwing up #relationshipgoals
hshprincesspascale Je suis très contente pour toi, mon cœur. maxverstappen1, bienvenue à la famille! [ i'm so happy for you, my heart. max, welcome to the family! ]
user so if i learn how to drive cars very fast does that mean that i get to marry a prince as well??? if so sign me up 👀
↪ landonorris you also need to be one lucky bastard, otherwise i'd also be on the cover of gq right now
↪ gq maybe next year?
↪ alex_albon he wishes 😂
↪ hshcrownprincecharles first figure out how to flirt, lando norizz 😜
↪ landonorris if max can do it so can i
↪ maxverstappen1 please 🙄 i’ve been watching you make a fool of yourself in front of carlos for five years now
↪ landonorris i hate all of you 😃
↪ hshcrownprincecharles one less place to pay for at the wedding 🤷‍♂️
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Timothée Chalamet x Famous!Reader
Social Media is a dangerous place. And some things get twisted and spiral out of control fast.
How do you fix it?
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3
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yourinstagram They finally contacted me about my cars extended warranty 😱 @.scream
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tchalamet 🤣🤣🤣
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florencepugh Howling 🤣🤣🤣🤣
melissabarrera BLOCK 🚫
user8273 Not Timmy in the likes AND comments!!!!!
user9233 TIMMYS HEREEEEEE
user1664 Why is this so fckin funny 😂
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tmz Timothée Chalamet spotted at a concert with Kylie Jenner last night. It is unknown if they arrived together but they looked extremely close throughout the evening. This comes after his online "romance" with Y/n L/n that has been going back and forth for three months. Clearly the Dune star has moved on to a more tangible relationship.
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user8173 NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NO!!! NO!!! WHAT?!
user15 WHAT. THE. F*CK?!?!?!?!?!
user715 I THREW MY PHONE
user9925 men 🗑
user6354 @.yourinstagram TELL ME THIS ISN'T TRUE?
user7773 Not Kylie in the LIKES?!?!?!?!?!?!
user635 They do anything to stay relevant stg
user8334 💯
user7263 Like GO AWAY?!?!?!?
user452 WHAT ABOUT Y/N?!?!?!
user7463 Threw away a 💎 and picked up a 🪨
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y/ncrazy GUYS Y/N JUST POSTED THIS ON HER F***ING STORY AND I AM DEAD!! SHES TELLING HIM WHATS UP! @.yourinstagram @.tchalamet
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user8173 She does NOT look happy
user1637 PROVING WERE NOT DELULU!!!!
user633 Telling him to LISTENNNNNNN
user564 they will be the it couple!!!
user152 He's dating Kylie Jenner
user553 SINCE WHEN?!?!?!?!?!
user7485 They were at a concert together
user996 It's not confirmed. They were spotted once. And it's TMZ. Not exactly reliable.
user3242 @.yourinstagram @.tchalamet
user7573 The online chemistry is WILD
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kyliejenner When the World Tells you something. Answer. 🖤
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y/nchalamet OH NO SHE DID NOT. SHE DID NOT DO THAT TO MY GIRL 🤬🤬🤬
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user6153 THE AUDACITY
user8273 R U SERIOUS
user828 Y/n and Timothée were NEVER together?! Stop hating! They didn't do anything!
user2231 She disabled her comments cuz she KNOWS
user412 Childish behaviour. Own it.
user773 Imagine using the World is telling you something. THATS THEIR THING. NOT YOURS!
user11 She didn't even do it right! It's Listen not Answer. Ffs.
user44 Timmy better BUCK UP HIS IDEAS
user99 Y/n deserves BETTER 😭
user243 Imagine disabling your comments.
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doodle-girl · 28 days
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The Monsters of Eastridge: DOAI Playlist
Description: At this point, might as well make a playlist for everything. Welcome to my own personal demon-filled hell, this is mostly based on lyrics, vibes, or both 🎃 (Edit: Due to recent fixations, this now also includes some sitcom au stuff.)
(Yeah this is made mostly for @spookmuth but also just anyone else who’s interested in my music taste/how my thoughts work. Will update the post whenever the playlist updates, have fun! Also footnotes will be in brackets because I like footnotes)
Edit: Now on spotify! Courtesy of @witheredallium <3
“Happy Face” by Jagwar Twin [I have had an animatic for this jangling around my brain for actual several months oh my god]
“Turn the Lights Off” by Tally Hall
“A1 - It’s just a burning memory” by The Caretaker [Yeah idk how well this actually fits since it’s based on a song from like. The 30s. But I think it’s obligatory for any analog horror ever lol]
"I Can't Decide" by The Scissor Sisters [This one I got inspo from havoc-bloom's playlist/clip of Pastra finding it. A few of these are, actually, lol] [Edit: I have now realized just how well this fits Clyde in the sitcom au and I am once again plagued by art ideas 👀]
"I'M Sane" by Axie [Me when I torture the innocent with horrid monsters and become one myself. but I'm a little silly about it teehee~ 😜]
"The Circus" by Toby Fox [This popped up on shuffle when I was drawing Clyde once and my brain refused to let go of the vibes™ ever since]
"Animal Cannibal (Possibly in Michigan)" by Buckshot Princess [I would've put the one by Karen Skladany but it's not on apple music 😔 sad. This cover's really nice tho]
"The Dismemberment Song" by Blue Kid [Same reasoning as "I'M Sane," nyehehe. Also this song really feels like it's ripped out of a musical number. If you told me it was I'd believe you.]
"The Mind Electric" by Miracle Musical
"Horror Show" by K-Modo [You ever just. Think about why Lankmann does the things he did? Like what's his game here?]
"Dance of Corpse (feat. Hatsune Miku)" by Kikuo [this might also spiral into an animatic lol. Anyway do me a solid and go look up the music video, turn on the official english subtitles and come back to me.]
"The Nowhere King" by The Centaurworld Cast
"Nothing Changes" by Jewelle Blackman, Yvette Gonzalez-Nacer, and Kay Trinidad [this musical makes me feel. so many things. And I just think the vibes/lyrics of "why try when you'll only end in misery" might fall into the category of vibes here idk idk]
"Murders" by Miracle Musical
"Kitchen Fork" by Jack Conte [I don't remember exactly why I put this here rn but I just know this is an Alex song. It's so beautifully haunting and passionate stg] [Edit: yeah definitely an Alex song]
"Meet Me in the Woods" by Lord Huron ['kay I know the vibes are probably off but look at the lyrics and tell me it shouldn't go here]
"A Crow's Trial" by Vane Lily
"You're F****d" by Ylvis [Yeah I put this one here as a joke song. Every single character in here is SO doomed by the narrative, I'm sorry Alex but it's true. teehee~]
"UNCANNY / ft. KAFU" by kian [I actually couldn't find this one on apple music but galactinqq was right about this being an Alex song and I'm putting it on the post]
"Raising the Dead!" by Jessica Law [Styx, you madlad, this is SUCH a Lankmann song oh my god]
“Hymn for a Scarecrow” by Tally Hall [“Simon isn’t even in the series yet, though” My guy it’s called Hymn for a Scarecrow and it’s Tally Hall what else do you want me to do. I love Simon so much I miss him already <3]
"Destroid 8 Annihilate" by Excision and Far Too Loud -- Destroid - The Invasion ["But Doodle, wha-" do not question my playlist decisions. Sometimes I listen to one of my other 30 (yes it's that many) silly little playlists and the vibes just come to me. I am right about everything and my brain is huge /lh]
“Break My Mind” by DAGames
“In the Mood” by Glenn Miller [this one was in Vol 1! So I found it and I’m putting it here <3]
“Pictures” by Kyle Allen Music [I mean technically the series is videos but whatever. This song fits sue me]
“Ruler of Everything” by Tally Hall [I saw the words “mechanical hands” on a DOAI fanart once and it jumpstarted an idea that refuses to leave me. Turns out it fits VERY well holy crap]
"I'll Be There for You (Theme from Friends)" by The Rembrandts [shoutout to froggydrawz's own sitcom AU playlist for more material for me eheheheh ✌️ I'll be putting a few of those here]
"I'm Still Standing" by Taron Egerton [sitcom exclusive because canon Alex is fucking dead /lh]
"Digital Silence" by Peter McPoland
"How Far We've Come" by Matchbox Twenty [another sitcom one nyehehehe. This AU has me by a chokehold unlike any other AU I've been into istg]
"Who is She (Reprise)" by Kimiko Glenn [I apologize for those who came here for a normie-ass DOAI playlist, I promise it started out that way but y'know that's fixations for ya. Anyways I added this one on a whim because it gave off veldigun!Alex AU vibes. Might fit with other stuff idk do with that what you will ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]
"Soft Bitch" by Rio Romeo [pretty sure it was spookmuth that made a sitcom AU art inspired by this song and I love it]
"Runaway" by AURORA [secret-spirit if you see this at all just know this was your doing (/pos). This is like, my favorite AURORA song and seeing you do an Alex art in the whiteboard to this song sparked a primal "holy shit" moment in me]
"Lose Control" by Teddy Swims [I was doodling in the DOAI whiteboard when my mamá started playing this in the other room and my brain immediately went "oh my god what if Clyde and Winfrey"]
"Soft Apocalypse" by Charming Disaster [Once again, everybody give it up for Styx's music taste, this is making my brainworms go mad with art ideas 👏👏👏 sitcom AU song, btw]
Side note, might hit a word limit here? So Imma have to continue this list in a reblog, just look through those for more if ya want✌️
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HOW I CHANGED MY LIFE WITH THE LAW OF ASSUMPTION
note: post inspired by @cinefairy (´͈ ᵕ `͈) ♡°◌̊ + brief mentions of sensitive topics
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♡┊ my life before:
i dealt with immense abuse and toxicity. the whole works. i was in foster care, constantly traveling to different countries. i’ve been depressed and suicidal, failed attempt after attempt since i was 7. traveled city to city during hs to sleep, had to look for shelter at 19 because the abuse got too much, having to take care of children all my life & never having time to live for myself — it was for as long as i could remember to the point where feeling numb, empty, sad & hopeless was the normal to me. i was confident in myself, ill give myself that; only because ever since i was little i dreamt big. but that kept being pushed away the more i dealt with my circumstances. but i just knew— something inside me was telling me that i was special. after finding out loa, slump after slump, i did it. i never gave up. and im proud that i never did.
even after i renewed this blog, i had still been dealing with depression and was hospitalized for it but i. did. it. im here living my dream life and you can be too.
♡┊ my life now:
i have: financial freedom, my desired appearance from head to toe, buying the most luxurious houses in my desired states/cities, revised my name, semi socialite, model, elevated my interests into talents such as painting, drawing, singing, dancing, film, edit, writing, photography, i now own multiple businesses, a soon to be author, amazing intelligence, fluent in multiple languages, martial arts, desired friends, always being safe, friends with a few of my fave celebs, spoiling my nieces & nephews, and a dream bf literally as all of my favorite book boyfriends combined. he’s perfect. + so much more.
i still can’t process this sometimes but i seriously made myself the dream girl my younger self always knew was in me.
♡┊ how i did it:
simplified the law. made my own rules. decided what my new story was. left the old one to die out and most importantly: took it easy on myself. i was doing my best to live my dream life because i knew it was possible. so why be so hard on myself?
it took some time at first considering my circumstances but thats why we persist, my love. affirming and persisting. never giving up. kept the faith. that’s it. it didn’t take longer than a month!
💌 ┊ my note to everyone:
you can do it. it’s possible. and you deserve to live your dream life. it’s okay to have doubts, it’s okay to question yourself, the law, etc. what’s important is that you GET UP, be gentle and kind to yourself. i stg you better be nice to urself… 😤👹 and persist.
i love you, i love you, i love you. blushydior loves you!!!! so much. and is giving the warmest and tightest hugs to everyone who is reading thus far. it was a heavy topic considering how much of a private person i am but i had to make it. thank you for reading. it means so much to me. - 🧸
special thank you, hugs & kisses to @cinefairy @heraisgod — ♡ the most inspiring people ever. you were the ones who kept reminding me to keep pushing and to be strong. i owe you everything.
- blushydior ♡
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cod incorrect quotes #6
I'm really enjoying posting these. Love y'all ♡
the usual jazz, mainly Y/N/Reader stuff, platonic and romantic. Also has some Soapghost & Alerudy!
I think the König/Y/N & Alerudy one might be my favorite in this batch uwu
- Lila
・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.✭・♛ ♛ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ━━✫・*。 ⊂   ノ    ・゜+. しーーJ   °。+ *´¨)
・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.✭・♛
Gaz: It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?! Ghost: Merry crisis. Soap: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way. Y/N: Hoe hoe hoe. Gaz: Guys, please.
Soap: Today at 7 am, Y/N poured a Monster energy drink into their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing. Gaz: I watched Y/N brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm. Price: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me. (Price is definitely NOT going full dad!mode on the inside what-)
König: I give up. I am so tired. Soap: Get the emergency supply! Price: carries Y/N and places them in front of König Y/N: smiles König: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO + Alejandro: I give up. I am so tired. Y/N: Get the emergency supply! Soap: carries Rudy and places him in front of Alejandro Rudy: smiles Alejandro: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO (WHY ARE THESE SO CUTE T-T)
Gaz: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco. Ghost: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy. Soap: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance. Y/N: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons. (The way my grammar program only wanted to correct Soap's part-)
Gaz: Where's Soap? Price: Don't worry, I'll find him. Price, shouting: Y/N sucks! Soap, distantly: Y/N is the best person ever! Fuck you! Price: Found him.
Soap: Why is Y/N crying on the floor? Gaz: They're drunk. Soap: And? Gaz: They saw a picture of Ghost's spouse. Soap: But they're Ghost's spouse. Gaz: I know.
Gaz: I told Y/N to grab snacks for everyone. Price, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks? Gaz, Y/N, and Ghost raise their hands
Soap, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- Ghost, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? Y/N, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick. Price, appalled: Call the exorcist.
Ghost: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something! Gaz: You left me, Y/N, and Soap in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago. Ghost: I did that on purpose, try again.
Y/N: You know, Soap gives Ghost flowers every day, I wish you'd do that too. König: Okay. Later König: gives Ghost flowers Ghost: ??? König: I don't know, I'm confused as well. (these dumbasses I stg-)
・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.✭・♛   ∧_∧ (。・ω・。)つ━☆・*。 ⊂   ノ    ・゜+. しーJ   °。+ *´¨) “Hie thee home, little wanderer.”
・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.✭・♛
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babydollmarauders · 1 year
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MEDIA MANAGEMENT — JACK HUGHES (PART THIRTEEN)
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y/ndevils00 fair warning ‼️ if you found tuesdays post sappy, you won’t wanna see tonight’s! okay! happy scrolling!
i wanna start tonight’s postgame by saying that i cannot express how proud i am of this team! my boys, my closest friends. you ended the regular season tonight by breaking the franchise record tonight for most wins in a single season! 52 wins, baby! and breaking the record for best single season turnaround in the NHL since the league switched to the 82 game schedule with a +49 point difference! you guys are the most talented, most hardworking, and most dedicated team of people that i’ve had the privilege of meeting.
we ended this game with an overtime win, 5-4! it may have been a hard start, but you turned it around in the 3rd!
we got TWO goals by uncle u-haula tonight! a tip-in by sheriff woody! and a goal by dj dougie-h! so proud of you guys!
lukey got his very first NHL point tonight with an assist on erik’s first goal of the night and i can confirm that i shed a few tears. my pretty baby also made his 98th point tonight with an assist on haulaback girl’s second goal of the night!
however, most importantly, lukey, my smush, got his very first NHL goal tonight with the game winning goal! which was the catalyst that got us that franchise record breaking 52nd win. AND he did it with an assist from his big brother, my bubs, jacky! making lil jizzy end this season with NINETY-NINE points!
i am so proud of you, smush! you played SO well tonight and i can’t wait to see you continue to take ass and kick names! i’m so proud to be your figurative (and hopefully eventually real) big sister <3
it’s been a hell of a season! let’s go to the playoffs, boys!
tagged ehaula, miles.wood44, dougieham, lhughes_06 and jackhughes
lhughes_06 thank you squishy ❤️ if i have anything to do with it, you’ll be my sister sooner rather than later
y/ndevils00 oh don’t make me cry again, i’ll get a headache!
y/ndevils00 i’m gonna cuddle you till death!
lhughes_06 i think i’d be okay with that
jackhughes i wouldn’t
y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes this isn’t about you though, is it?
jackhughes i’m so insanely proud of you little bro! can’t wait to kill it with you for many years to come!
lhughes_06 thank you jacky! it’s a dream come true to play with you!
y/ndevils00 SHUT UP STOP MAKING ME CRY! YOU ASSHOLES!
jackhughes you wanna hear something babe?
y/ndevils00 oh god what?
jackhughes @/lhughes_06 can i tell her?
lhughes_06 go for it
jackhughes so, you know luke is giving his first goal puck to our dad. but luke asked the refs if he could keep the puck he made his first assist with, so he can give it to you
y/ndevils00 what? you’re not fucking with me are you? because jack i stg if this is a joke to you, then i’m gonna start dating trevor
jackhughes not a joke, baby
trevorzegras why was i brought into this? and jack, you’re not even concerned that she threatened that? i think your girl wants me 🤪
jackhughes @/trevorzegras oh please, you guys would rip each other’s heads off within the first 10 minutes of dating
john.marino97 back to no feature on the post but i’ll accept this one for luke
y/ndevils00 yeah, yeah. ya know i said plenty of nice things about the team! it’s not all about the pictures!
y/ndevils00 besides, you didn’t even play in this game
john.marino97 still would’ve been nice to be included >:( but thank you best friend number 3, i love you
y/ndevils00 okay let’s not get carried away here!
john.marino97 you’re insufferable
y/ndevils00 i love you too, bff number 2
john.marino97 📸
y/ndevils00 damnit!
dawson1417 thank you bff 3! love you! let’s take on the playoffs!
y/ndevils00 i love you too, bff number 1! you’re gonna smash it!
john.marino97 @/y/ndevils00 why does his “i love you” come easy?!
y/ndevils00 @/john.marino97 i like to keep you on your toes 🤭
nicohischier thank you y/n/n! so glad to have you as our media manager!
y/ndevils00 awww 🫶 you still have to do the postgame interview
nicohischier fuck
jackhughes thank you sweet girl ❤️ so insanely lucky to have you in charge of our media. without you, i don’t know where i would be these past few years. thank you for being my best friend and my girlfriend (and yes, eventually my wife, i hope)
y/ndevils00 aww lil rizzy! YOU don’t have to do a postgame interview <3
jackhughes YES! suck it, hischier! @/nicohischier
y/ndevils00 i can still change my mind. don’t push your luck baby
jackhughes sorry babe, love you!
dougieham thanks y/n! it’s been an honor to work alongside you these past 2 seasons!
y/ndevils00 so glad i was given the opportunity to get you acclimated when you joined! love ya, doug!
jesperbratt thank you y/n! 😄 i’ve had lots of fun working with you!
y/ndevils00 please let me be your personal bodyguard. nobody will ever see me coming on the ice until i cross-check them for even looking at you the wrong way.
jesperbratt that’s nice! 🤍
_quinnhughes fun fact: y/n facetimed me crying after the game because “her smush won the game”. so proud of you lukey! you’re doing amazing man! keep up the great work!
y/ndevils00 that was supposed to stay between us, quinny! hope you have a good game though, fishy!
_quinnhughes thanks, sis!
y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes HE CALLED ME SIS! DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU SEE THAT?!
jackhughes i did, love! i see it! so happy for you!
lhughes_06 thanks bro! love ya!
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levmada · 7 months
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2 month T update the day before
- finally gave in and got a haircut bc i had a mullet and the length was stressing me out (honestly expected tho bc i’ve always gotten sick to my stomach when my hair grew any longer than to my shoulders). and it actually went rly well. only two people were working and there was a lot of chatting, and i got called ‘man’ a lot (in the same way you’d call someone dude at the end of a sentence. that probably makes no sense but i’m tired asf rn so take it).
anyway it’s much shorter and looks rly good :3
- started packing a bit ago and that’s actually done wonders for my confidence. i think cuz it’s more like a harness you pack yourself instead of it being realistic
- this is so lame but i’m more engaged in class bc i’m always looking for any way to answer a question and use my voice. i’ve always been that type of person (chronic teachers pet disorder/j) but i always talked quietly and felt unsure of myself in a way i couldn’t explain until i started T
on that topic i think my voice dropped even more since last week. it’s honestly been crazy but maybe has to do with how much i’ve been training it. it’s unmistakably masculine./very pos
- uhmmmm so for many years now i’ve been dyeing my hair black when i’m a natural blond and i couldn’t ever explain to someone why other than ‘it looks better’ and i’m emo asf (don’t worry, that phase never ended for me) but it’s occurred to me since i’m getting the slightest littlest bit of facial hair that it’ll be a pain in the ass to dye it consistently and the idea of going back to blond doesn’t make me want to curl up and hide in a hole which is very shocking to me. i was very very set on dyeing my hair black FOR LIFE. i’m not rly sure why T has changed that. maybe it’s cos i associated blond hair w being a girl or i hated my appearance so much while… it’s getting much better now. i NEVER would’ve comprehended on my own that that preference was cuz of gender dysphoria
i still need to think abt it tho
- last week (?) i posted a voice comparison thingy and it sounded so good. turns out i posted it just in time for me to start sounding like a frog that just woke up and smoked a pack of cigarettes. it’s kind of annoying😩
- ACNE ALL OVER MY FACE
- growing a ton of hair like everywhere but especially my arms. like on my fingers too??? and like i mentioned already above my lip. which has all been rly nice
- started working out a bit ago to build muscle which has been good for my mental health :3 on top of T making it easier to gain muscle, but i haven’t done it long enough to see results yet LOL
- emotions are so weird. at my 1 month mark i rambled about it and here i am again :3 my bipolar 1-bpd-a bunch of psychotropic drugs combo makes my experience hyper specific, but i’m less of an intensely neurotic excitable crazy person.
before, i didn’t cry probably as much as a normal person but now it’s physically impossible. not in an emotionally constipated way, i FEEL sad, but it just doesn’t happen.
i feel emotions more mellow in general. but i’m probably more like your emotionally unavailable but well meaning older brother
- my feet have gotten bigger i stg bc my shoes which used to fit me just don’t. i have small feet for an afab person anyway :3
- i’ve noticed that my hips are slightly less curved but i couldn’t tell you where the fat has gone 🤷🏻
- i think that’s it for now :3333
not sfw under the cut
- still no menses :333🙏
- sex drive has evened out A LOT which has been nice
- bottom growth continues. random erections are like getting hit with a flash bang but it’s oddly gender affirming
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whitelikeroses · 11 months
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Ship of the Week!
Gonna start posting these here too because why the hell not. I love to scream with joy about my ships. Starting off strong with one of my favorites (actually they're all my favorites), Blacksmith's Familiar! Which is my name for the ship comprised of Blake/Yang/Penny (I named it for the fact that the ship name for Yang/Penny is Blacksmith) Now let's get into it!
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These three are, as I so affectionately refer to them, my 'THEY COULD HAVE BEEN SO FLUFFY THEY DESERVED TO BE FLUFFY' OT3. I mean, notice how in the pictures above, Yang lets Penny pick her up, and Penny lets Blake lift her when she hugs them! Anyway Combat Kitty happens to also be one of my favorite rarepairs. One of my favorite things to talk about regarding it is how Blake must know how Penny felt in the early volumes, being different but being able to pass being both a blessing and a curse. A blessing because they can blend in, they aren't targets. A curse because they can't be authentically them. And then you have Yang. Yang who has never been anything BUT authentically herself. Yang who doesn't care that Blake's a Faunus or that Penny's a robot. Because they're still them! And she loves them! And they should be able to love themselves too! Yang Xiao Long who goes out of her way to remind them that not only are they wonderful for everything that they are, but she'd never want them any other way. I hc that Yang runs warm, and thus she appreciates that Penny is cool to the touch. Her favorite times are when Penny and Blake are leaning into her on either side, snuggling into her while she wraps one arm around Penny and uses the other hand to gently pet Blake's ears. Think of the affection in her eyes as she gazes at each of them. Yang's always worn her heart on her sleeve, and that means Penny and Blake are never left in the dark about how she feels about them. This is great for Blake, because she never has to worry about empty promises from Yang. She means and does what she says. It's also great for Penny, who has always struggled with the nuance of interacting with people, and struggles when people either don't say what they mean, or worse, suddenly change their behaviors. Penny's bluntness and slight inability to lie also helps. It helps Blake for the same reason Yang's earnest nature does, and it helps Yang because of her issues with people leaving her, lying to her, and in Raven's case, even trying to manipulate her (I hope I'm making sense). I am so delusional about these three I stg. They would be SO obnoxiously in love that Weiss would have to take to wearing earmuffs in their vicinity to ignore the stream of loving words, and a blindfold to ignore the sweet gestures they'd constantly exchange. Like They're so adorable I could DIE Anyway, Thank you for reading! I have been delusiona- I mean Apex and this has been a Ship of the Week post! See y'all next week!
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wrotelovelytears · 2 years
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Syn is we 😍
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I was asked about my personal favorite synastry aspects and since it would've been short sighted of me to just instantly reply, here's a whole post. (Thanks @lordgoring)
😘As much as I'd like to shit on eighth house synastry, I actually really like it. Its a love hate thing. I would describe it as something that makes you a different person (for the better), regardless if you were ready or not. I've had this type of synastry a lot so I'm fairly comfortable with it, I've experienced profound emotional and socio-personal growth.
😘Saturn conjunction synastry. So I know a lot of people might think this type of relationship I really strict and even boring, however for me I learned the lesson of boundaries with others and with self. It was tough because the same cycle kept repeating until I noticed it was an issue of how well I maintained the boundaries set.
🥰I believe this type of relationship teaches one about their relationship to others and themselves. Also how much they are willing to sacrifice for what they believe in
😘I actually really like Neptune-Venus aspects 🥺👉👈(even when they each other opps). Why? Because I personally have a Neptune-Venus aspect and in synastry its allowed me to vibe with a person when it comes to all things beauty, Earthly and even Spiritually. like we just understand the other person on those levels and I don't have to explain certain things the way I would have to with someone else.
😘So fuck twelfth house synastry, and personally I am thankful for it. While I don't prefer it, I'm allowed to learn about my shadow aspects (or expose the other person to theirs). Being able to see how I act (at certain times), allows me to work on myself and better me.
🥰Now I'm not going to lie and say this can't get bad because one person can be completely in denial about their actions despite them being pointed out. Or one can't project feelings they have about themselves of to the other person. It depends on individuals and if they want to work on themselves.
😘Tenth house synastry isnt that bad, I actually like having this with either folks I work with (bosses especially), or a partner. From my experience I've grown socially (not using the person, but I've experienced being more social because of it). With bosses, it allowed me to grow more job wise (I also did do a lot of work, but they liked me before that). For relationships I felt the need to be more social not only with them, but the world around me and it attracted me opportunities I wouldn't have other wise had.
😘I stg if me and my future spouse don't have sixth house synastry imma flip. I just love doing everyday things with someone (yes one of my top love languages is quality time). I want to be able to speak about emotions, go to sleep, cook, go to the store all that regular stuff with someone because it makes me feel like I matter. I also really love this placement in friendships because it means we willing to help each other with the most simple of things.
😘I sorta really love Leo synastry. I tend to vibe so much with Leos. Idk what about it is but they bring out the parts of me that I forgot about. And help them grow into a more self confident person.
😘omg omg omg 7th house synastry is heaven sent. Yeah I know about the negatives and when your North Node happens to fall in this house, you learn so much from others simply by being in relationship. That does a lot for me being the planet person, and even when I'm the house person I manage to experience some big change in the things ruled by the sign.
Ones I'd rather live without:
😘Fun Fact I dated someone with the same exact birthday as me. Another fun fact it was toxic lmao. What does that have to do with synastry, well let me tell ya. That meant me and this individual acted like mirrors in a way to each other, I was the more timid one (speaking that my rising was in Pisces and theirs barely Aries) who acted more upon what seemed to make things balanced, they were the forward one who acted upon emotions/drive. Literally every placement was a goddamn conjunction and if anyone knows anything about astrology, that's not going to automatically balance out. It in fact did the opposite.
🥰Long story short complete conjunctions in a synastry chart is bound to be full of drama. Its what you do with said drama that makes or breaks it.
😘First house synastry makes me want to bite concrete. I have no actual idea why that shit is so hyped up, its just like the 12th but with less awareness about how you or the other person really acts. I don't care what planet you got (or if you the house person the sign), at some point you'll see the bad traits of the person (sign/ planet held there) and not be aware you do the same damn thing.
🥰This one can even more fall into denial quicker as the ego and outside image is heavily involved with this one.
😘Meet you in hell South Node synastry!! For my folks who believe in past lives, this one at all that. I promise you. For my folks who don't, and believe its more of an aspect of younger you. Its still one of my least favorite things to exist. Like there's no reason why I would (logically) want to date (let alone be around) someone who reminds me of past me or a past of me. Yet the pull is so strong I can't help to do so just to eventually split ways. And the split is always over so shit you knew was going to be a problem later on but decided to ignore in hopes it would change.
😘Fifth House synastry. Sorry my folks who like casual relationships/friendships. I hate them shits and guess what sign falls under it for me 🥴. This house is one that represents creativity, and the only thing I wanted to create was distance because I literally couldn't after a while. While my fifth house is personally empty, almost everyone I had Fifth house synastry in had a stellium in the sign.
😘I! Hate! Venus! Synastry! Why? Almost every relationship I had strong Venus synastry. Do you understand what its like to complete idolize or be idolize by someone just for reality to hit when you didn't need it to. Its ass y'all.
😘Personally, honestly, humbly I don't like Aquarius synastry. It falls both my 1st/12th houses, meaning this is either someone with aspects of myself that needa go, or we both too obtuse to see we the damn problem. I also just don't like being one uped in conversations sorry bout it.
😘Pisces synastry. Hate it, goodnight. You would think it would give them same energy as 12th house. It in fact gives the energy of 8th and 12th gone completely wrong. Its either highly emotional and the most codependent thing to exist. Or the most withdrawn and depressing one. Also idk about others there's always something hidden about this type of relationship (I was a side bitch TWICE and didn't even know 🥴)
Random love notes:
😘Leo placements (Big 6) tend to attract folks younger than them.
😘You might have an annoying attraction to the sign of your North Node if it falls into your 4,7 ,8 or 10th house.
🥰You might also attract people into your life that have the sign constantly until you embody it more, then you might have an equal attraction to your both North and South Node signs.
😘Whatever sign falls into your fifth, I promise you y'all better friends than lovers. I've seen it not only with me but other folks.
😘If you have Aqua as your rising (or most prominent sign) look at your 11th house for the types of relationships you end up having.
🥰Whatever planets (asteroids as well) in there will be the themes gone over. Whatever sign is there is the type of person and where you meet them.
😘Personally I believe Geminis and Scorpios make great friends and trash lovers. One wants to be more emotional and the other wants to by pass issues a lot faster.
😘Your 12th house might hint to the relationships that complete you. You may find yourself very attracted to the 12th house sign, especially if your chart ruler there.
😘Speaking of chart ruler, the house/sign holding it has the themes you love and hate the most about your relationships. If any other planets (including Lilith, Chiron and Part of Fortune) are there expect their themes to be hated favorites as well.
🥰9th house Taurus as chart ruler holder: You enjoy the self esteem boost given via the same beliefs had. What you don't like is the stubbornness around how foreign things.
Welp im out of things to talk about and my brain kinda hurting now :) thanks for asking again :)
(If you learned something new or would just like to support me you can leave a wittle tip via the tip button or one of the links in my bio 🧸)
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kraekat29 · 1 year
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I stg if I see Jiara one more time on my dash😤
like why are we shipping something that has literally ruined the actors? They have been threatened over this ship.
also- JJ REJECTED KIARA THREE FUCKING TIMES. like seriously Kie take a fucking hint, she can clearly see his mental health declining and yet she STILL pushed herself onto him.
ya’ll he didn’t even kiss her back😂 and he said ‘love you too’ not “ I love you too”.
This was the worst decision the fandom made.
sorry not sorry.
also to add this ^ this post in no way means I am a JJPope shipper, but that’s a whole new post. I don’t support that ship either. JJ shouldn’t be forced to be with either Kiara or Pope.
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danpuff-ao3 · 1 year
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[email protected] a lovely human! QUEEN of Fic Recs. Like, holy hell. How does she do it?? This lady can make a rec list at the drop of a hat, I stg.
So many themes! So many asks answered! Lots of Drarry, but not just Drarry! Rare pairs galore, too! Not to mention all the fandom love! She is so incredibly supportive, generous, and kind. Liv is such a blessing to fandom. Not only for the incredible (and frankly insane (but like in a good way)) rec lists, but for her very precious presence. Thanks for being such a great person, Liv. And thanks for being here! (Also: thanks for letting me pester you!)
Dark!Harry/Draco
Had to include this, which I stumbled upon while looking for another rec list. One: isn't Dark!Harry such fun? Two, lots of familiar author names! And a few fics I've read, even, though I don't read much Drarry! So we're starting this one off with the list I decided to include on a whim LOL!
Dralbus
My oh my! I can never resist Albus Severus/Draco. And what a list this is! I can second like...all of these, basically. With a special OH HECK YEAH for Make Your Own Bed and The Mark of a Good Man!!!!
Dron
AHHH DRACO/RON I LOVE THEM OH GOD. I am so obsessed. It's one of my favorite Draco ships for sure. And probably my favorite ship where both parties are the same age hahaha. If anything could sway me away from my love of age gaps, it's this bratty blond and riled-up redhead! And gosh, this list has so much good stuff on it!!!!! Seriously, all of them. Also my fic Collateral Damage is on here which ???? I cry.
I swear I'm not reccing this list for selfish reasons, though. Plumage??? Excellent. A Rush of Blood to the Head?? Oh god HOT. A Fine Foray Into Fashionable Fellatio???? God, this lady has taste. TASTE, I tell you.
Oh. oh.
This one is a fun story for me. Drarry is a ship I struggle with. Much to my dismay! The Drarry fandom has such talent!! I'm in awe. Yet, I never could get my head around it. Partly due to my mostly monogamous feelings for my OTP, Snarry. Partly, it just never spoke to me. No matter how well-written a story, no matter how gorgeous an art, I never felt it.
Until Still Life. On this list! The title was familiar. Folks had mentioned the author not long ago and how they'd orphaned their works. And me being curious, I went digging, even though I didn't read any of them. Then Liv's list popped up and I suppose it felt like fate. It was the second time I'd seen that fic's title in a short period, and it was a short piece. And wow oh wow! I had to run to blather in Liv's DMs about it, but that was the first time I really felt Drarry. What a lovely piece!
Also what a fun idea for a rec list, so definitely check it out!
Scarry
So remember how I'm mostly monogamous to Snarry? I like to tell people that Snarry is my husband and Scarry is the hot poolboy. Lord, I have seen temptation, and its name is Scarry. Harry and SCORPIUS???? I need more of it in my life, for real. More to read, more to write, just MORE. The Claiming?? Oh wow. Getting Hard?? HECK. YES. A Temporary Reprieve???? ....Sorry, that was the sound of me hitting hitting the ground. Please read all of these, and then thank Liv for doing the Lord's work.
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for an explanation about Mutuals March, or to figure out why i wrote you a thing, please check out this post.
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