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deadghosy · 2 months

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WHERE PENGUIN! READER WILL LIVE IN:

Pt5 of Penguin! Reader x Hazbin Hotel

Prompt: The aftermath of the court is where you decided where to live

Note: this will be the final part of the series lol. Sorry if the sections are short, I tried to make it long with the bullet points just being some. 💗

“The court has spoken. The rightful place the reader belongs in, is……” sera say opening her mouth to announce the news.

HELL

Lucifer is fucking happy that sera said that would go with them. Charlie has tears dropping out her eyes as she finally is relived to have you by her side and kingdom. Adam was pissed as he thrown papers on the ground. Lute is screaming mentally as her heart breaks.

Back in hell, every one does a celebration party. You get a bandanna with your name, the scarf wrapped around your neck has the name of Y/N Morningstaryou are officially in the family. Welcome to hell.

Literally you get all the food you love in a week of celebrating before they monitor what you eat 💗

Charlie is such an older sister vibe as she shows you the ropes of being royalty as she gives you an allowance. Which you totally didn’t spend in cookies and cakes. But matter of most is that she even shows you how to run the hotel while you just quack at things from afar. Overall her protective rate is 5/10.

Lucifer may be happy and relived that you can be in hell with him. But he is still worried about your safety in hell as he watches you closely and even has razzle and dazzle to look after you. It’s cute and all for you. But for others, they can tell this man baby’s you so much to the point he even gets you to bed like one. Overall his protective level is 100/10

Vaggie loves teaching you how to use her spear in case the exterminators try to kidnap you. She is always the one who watches you on the playground to make sure you are okay. Her protective rate is 9/10

Husk is the damn grumpy drunk uncle who only has a soft spot for you as you aren’t annoying and is pure. Literally you aren’t a bad kid as you just help clean glasses. PST, he actually bought plastic looking glasses so you won’t cut yourself on accident. Plus he appreciates that you want to help him. It’s just you are so small and he is bigger than you. Overall his protective level is 7.5/10

Angel is like that older brother who knows how to hide bruises. And of course we know why…but like past that imagine you bruised your whole ass knee and you didn’t want anyone to worry for you so you went to angel. He chuckled and took care of it. You are such a cutie that he kisses your head and sends you off. Overall his protective level is 7/10

Alastor loves teaching you about his radio station. He even takes you as a co-host and a regular guest as he makes you quack out a song. 💗 some awesome uncle and nephew/niece moments as he also makes you tea if you can’t sleep. His protective rate is 8.5/10

And the rest of hell, they love you equally as somewhat you bring hope in hell to have them redeemed as they visit the hotel to see you and meet you. Hell, the other deadly sins met you and were in awe at how cute you were. Beelzebub was immediately starstruck as she feeds you some of the best food in hell.

So in the end, you love being in the royal family of the Morningstars. It’s peaceful in the hotel with you around as Angel can now get a lot of days off💗

HEAVEN

Adam is immediately flipping off the two demon royals as he lifts you up in his arms. “SUCK IT BITCHES AHAH!” Adam yells pulling you close to his pudgy body as lute is flipping them off from behind the first man as the two demon royals are sent back in hell.

After exiting court, you are met with getting ice cream with the two angels who were fighting with the demon royals verbally. Adam got you [favorite flavor] ice cream as lute just smiles smugly happy to have you here with them.

Adam has gotten use to you not leaving him like how his other ex-wives did. He won’t admit he feels insecure about you leaving him. But with you now being property of heaven and you living with him personally. He feels like he might actually have a loved one with him. It’s not like romantic since you take form of a gah damn actually penguin. It’s more of a platonically close friendship. He finds you alluring at how sweet you are to others. Even if Adam isn’t. Overall his protective meter is 9.5/10

Lute is still the same ol lute everyone knows. It’s just that she watches you from afar. Keeps tabs on you and where you go. Its like if she’s your personal bodyguard. She always love bombs you in a manipulative way. She just wants you to depend on her. I mean hell, she’s literally crazy at how pure of gold you are in heaven. Her protectiveness level is…200/10😨

Sera is a busy woman, but she keeps tabs on you too. Even sending a angelic guard to make sue you are mentally okay and not unstable of taking you away of your so called “home” down there. But she cares for you endlessly in a mother figure way. her protective meter is 5.5/10

Emily is happy regardless if you went it heaven or hell. This girl literally take you shopping with her as she get you a cute sailor like outfit for your delivery job. She even makes you your own damn basket to give cookies to your regulars with their mail. Overall, this sweet girl’s protective meter 4/10

St. Peter sends you cookies on weekends as it’s the days that you aren’t working as the adorable penguin delivery boy. 💗 St. Peter checks up on you as well as you are just staying home and he comes by just to see if you are liking to live in heaven for years now.

You live with Adam as he and you have some kind of relationship were he wants to look after you. Literally it’s oddly sweet this man has a change of heart kind of. He literally will try to cook only for you to burn out the fire in the kitchen. He’s ordering gah damn take out.

See, me personally you’re still getting stalked a bit from yandere! Lute as she smile smugly seeing you in heaven everyday and replaying the son of bitches face when you got to stay in heaven with them.

The amount of times angels in heaven have gifted you lots of grift baskets for the custody of heaven. It’s crazy as it’s whole bunch of fans just celebrating you staying 💗 it’s sweet but crazy.

Overall you still got your job as a paper delivery person and you get watched 24/7 every day. From afar….😨 but all you know is that you are safe in heaven still missing the people below them.

BOTH

Heaven and hell is shocked, what I mean by that is Lucifer and Adam being shocked. Adam is immediately yelling out profanities at how this is “complete bullshit”. Emily and Charlie did a mutual nod to each other not hating or liking this idea as it seems clear and fair to share you 50/50 like divorce parents.

After court, it was time to hang out with hell only to go heaven for the next day. 😭 honestly, you could stay in hell for a week and go to heaven for another whole week☝🏾😕

Adam gets so salty seeing Lucifer pick you up and take you through the portal to hell. Lute just scowls walking away. Meanwhile Lucifer is still salty as well to share you, he has to be mature as Charlie was just excited to have you the whole week.

HONESTLY IF ITS VALENTINE’S DAY, YOU GET SO MUCH CHOCOLATE AND TEDDY BEARS FROM HEAVEN AND HELL. OMG IMAGINE YOUR BIRTHDAY 😱😨LEGIT A WHOLE CARTOON ASS BIRTHDAY-

You still sleep in Lucifer’s bed when you stay in hell, but there is still a spare room for you. And for heaven you sleep directly in the same room as Adam as he snores holding your chubby and round fluffy body.

Thanks to @gineazu for the idea of this schedule of them sharing reader.

Hell has reader on mondays Wednesday's Friday's and sundays. As heaven has them on tuesdays thursdays and Saturdays like a true ass divorce. But just like I said you could also spend a whole week in hell and another whole week in heaven. And it could repeat.

LMAO JUST IMAGINE THE AWKWARDNESS WITH ADAM HAVING SUNGLASSES WAITING FOR YOU AS LUCIFER IS TEACHING YOU HOW TO CALL HIM IN CASE ADAM TRIES TO “abuse” you 😭😭

You’re literally eating nuggets in the hotel’s lobby until a busted down wall happens as a golden light shines. “Kid, pack ya shit. The shit lord didn’t bring you to me on time.” Says Adam with sunglasses and chewing bubble gum. Lucifer came from the kitchen having lemonade for you only to drop it seeing Adam. “What are YOU doing here!” He exclaims seeing the first man. Adam smirks, “I’m here to collect the bird brain. Duh?” “It’s literally only been 2 days?!” Lucifer retorts.

Yeahh…at first Adam had a problem being clingy towards you and wanting to stay in the blue skies with him.

Honestly it’s funny how Lucifer is the mom who wants to scam the father to make it seem he is abusive as Adam is just a guy trying to be the fun dad. It’s literally tug of war for your affection for crying out loud- 😭

“HAVE YOU SEEN SMILEY?” Is basically the song to describe your relationship between the two places of heaven and hell. It’s so painfully tooth aching and wholesome.

It’s nice spending time with your people in hell and heaven. Like literally it’s cool how you still got your delivery job in hell and heaven at most. Overall you are just happy seeing both of your so proclaimed friends and family. ‼️💗❤️🦆

A/N: I did this because I couldn’t choose lol 💗 hope you guys like this as everyone gets their own happy ending

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sashaisready · 5 months

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Chapter Two - No big deal

Bucky Barnes Mob AU x Femme Reader

You're hard at work in Pepper's Bakery when notorious mob boss James 'Bucky' Barnes darkens your doorway one typical afternoon, and life is never the same again.

Series Masterlist

Chapter Three Warnings: References to being followed without consent/stalking

Later as you lock up and walk home, you couldn't help but replay the events of the day in your head once more.

Wanda had loudly squealed once they'd gone, not only was terrifying mob boss James 'Bucky' Barnes in your bakery but you had stood up to him! Told him off, even!! And he'd TIPPED you a hundred dollar bill for it. What a badass! She'd jumped on the phone to her boyfriend Vis to recount (and maybe embellish) the entire shocking tale.

But you didn't feel like a badass. You felt scared, surprised by your boldness. What were you thinking?? Talking to a mob boss like that? You always got carried away when people riled you up, your big mouth getting you in trouble. It had been a problem your whole life, starting from when you'd stand up to bullies twice your size in the playground as a kid, often getting knocked on your ass in the process.

You'd held the money up to the light thinking it was a forgery, but Wanda reminded you that Barnes wasn't living on the breadline. Rumour has it he lived in a fancy townhouse with gates so high you couldn't see over them. He must be worth millions.

You insisted on splitting the money with Wanda but she had point blank refused, demanding that you keep every penny as you earned it by sticking up for her. You'd begrudgingly agreed after she eventually wore you down, but made a mental note to use at least part of it to buy a gift for her.

The money burned a hole in your pocket as you walked home. It felt like dirty money, as if accepting it had somehow welcomed Barnes and his world into the bakery. Yes he'd spent money on baked goods too, but it wasn't the same thing as a cash tip. Hush money essentially, after one of his goons had hassled your staff.

You didn't particularly want mobsters in the bakery, either. You hoped they weren't going to make a habit of it. You didn't want them scaring the other customers, or making veiled threats like his little protection gag. This was the first time you had ever hoped a customer didn't like your baking...

But still. It was definitely a bit excitement for a Tuesday afternoon wasn't it?

It was.

And there was something about Mr. Barnes.

You'd felt a thrill rip through you as you stared him down, going toe to toe with him. You'd never admit it to Wanda, Hell you could barely admit it to yourself...but when he'd glared at you there had been a tingle between your thighs, in spite of your fear.

You sighed deeply, shaking that train of thought off as you began to walk faster.

And there, across the street but unseen by you, a black SUV slowly crawled in your direction.

Bucky was pleasantly surprised by how good the cakes were at Pepper's Bakery, sneaking the last chunk of blondie into his mouth as he absent-mindedly glanced over some paperwork.

His attention was captivated by the spirited Baker who had stood up to him earlier. He'd thought you were cute when he'd walked in, dressed in overalls with a tiny smudge of flour on your chin. You'd smiled at them warmly when they'd arrived, treating them all sweetly rather than quivering in fear like so many others do. He liked your smile, he was drawn to the sparkle in your eyes. You weren't his 'usual type' by any means, but he was interested in you all the same.

He couldn't resist teasing you, his childish go-to when it came to women he was attracted to. He didn't like to appear vulnerable even for a moment in any scenario - and that included flirting with girls if there was a chance they could reject him. So he stuck with teasing and baiting, the perfect way to have a bit of fun without showing his hand. He only allowed himself to flirt properly when the girl was already eating out of the palm of his hand. Besides, he always enjoyed a bit of back and forth. Getting women riled up and angry at him. It was a type of foreplay for him.

But you held your own, not entertaining the idea of him getting the upper hand in any way. You gave as good as you got it, shutting him down, and that had impressed him.

He was only teasing you about protection. He wouldn't do that. Besides, he was courting Stark as a potential partner and he didn't need a business degree to know that threatening Stark's wife's employees was likely to put a dampener on their deal.

And then you'd told off Thor, standing up for your colleague like a proud mama bear. You weren't frightened of any of them.

At first he thought you didn't know who he was. Maybe that's why you weren't afraid to speak up. But you did. You knew full well. But you didn't care who he was, you had no patience for Thor's antics and made that very clear.

You had told him you expected respect in your establishment, and that you had only been respectful to them. You were right, that was reasonable. It was your turf. You had been good to them. Bucky understood the importance of respect. Thor needed to be reined in, often running his mouth with women at the worst possible times. Bucky had even intervened before. He was impressed that someone else had stepped in. That you had stepped in.

He'd arranged a few of his men to keep an eye on you. Nothing sinister. Just see what your routine looked like. Learn a bit more about you. He already knew your full name of course. Your age. Your address. He had told Steve to get all that the moment they'd left the bakery. It's no big deal. He just likes to know as much as he can about the people he deals with. He's an important man after all, he can't be caught off guard.

#mob bucky barnes #mob bucky x reader #bucky barnes #mob bucky au #mob bucky x you #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes x you #james bucky barnes #Sweet and sour fic

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slashthrashandcrash · 17 days

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Slightly on the same track as your baby!Legion and how Ghostface would likely not, uh..."perform" without some kind of protection, but what do you think he'd react like if he ever did have a kid?

No, but realistically? Not thrilled. Kid would be a walking sack of all kinds of traceable DNA evidence if it were to be born. He's not the kind of man that would be above inducing miscarriages and then stabbing you in the spine a week later after he's sure.

I think it really depends on the circumstances. Was this baby accidentally conceived while he was Ghostface, or was it under his Jed Olsen/any other alias? If it's the former, he'd probably have no idea he even has a kid after he dips out of town a little while later. If it's the latter, I feel like his partner would reach out to him, since they already assume he's such a sweet and caring guy who would want to be a part of their unexpected child's life! But he doesn't seem like the kind of killer to keep up a persona for 9+ months until the baby is born, so...back to the aforementioned homicide. Hell, he may already take the precaution that anyone he has a relationship/hook up with while under his alias dies shortly before he reveals himself and flees across state lines again, for the sole purpose of ensuring there's no little surprises coming out of witness interviews.

But let's say something happens -- he has his fun as Ghostface with someone, he doesn't realize the protection failed, he didn't kill them immediately afterwards because he was feeling a little too cocky and that sloppiness came back to bite him in the ass. Especially if that partner would be too ashamed to admit they slept with fucking Ghostface of all people, news probably wouldn't get back to him for months, maybe even years later, when he's drifting back again through the area and hears about a pretty face he once enjoyed toting along a kid who's age suspiciously coincides with his last visit...

Yeah, no, he's still not getting involved. Frankly, would you even want him to? Are you going to ask a serial killer to pay child support or take them to soccer practice or something? This isn't even touching on his own upbringing with his father, or his clear psycho- or sociopathic tendencies (which are hereditary) and lack of empathy, this is all the schematics of what would be in his best interest to not risk getting caught. He won't be active in the kid's life...that anyone will notice, at least. He will keep tabs on them frequently, just to see how they're coming along. Any interest in starting fires or killing small animals? Any suspicion about who their dad could be? Any names floating around that might connect him to the child through the investigative grapevine? Are they a good kid, or are they simple good at acting like one?

Of course, stalking your own kid and having trauma related to severe daddy issues, I don't think he's going to be able to help himself from getting just a little attached to them. He still has 0 parental inclination or a nurturing bone in his body, but he'd probably feel a bit of pride when his kid finally stands up to a playground bully and gives them a bloody nose, or seeing them pick up casual mannerisms he himself has that they never would have seen, or just the fact that he has to admit the kiddo is pretty adorable with little bits of his features he can pick out from their face.

I can also see him taking more notable interest in the kid if/when they start displaying the same destructive tendencies as him, more so when they're a teen. At that point, depending on how violent their habits have become, he may fully step in. Kid's going to get caught fucking around and end up in juvie at this rate, which means fingerprinting and records, which further means a police file on them is by proxy 50% of a file on Danny, and that won't fly. He needs to keep them on a tight leash for both of their benefits, pass the torch of the Ghostface name so that the legend will continue, teach them how to do it right if they're so insistent in following in their father's footsteps, test them.

If they accept and succeed, well, what a lovely future of homicidal bonding they can have to make up for lost time! If they reject him, if they think they can eventually turn on him, if he thinks they're going to be too much of a risk...sorry, but they've aged out of that cute little baby face that had made him hesitate before, now they're just useless teen he has little care for when he disposes of them once and for all. Shame.

#ask #anon #i loooooove making danny as legion's not-dad but i must insist he would not be a good father #like would not even try to act like one for public appearances

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whyareyouhere66 · 11 months

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Hi can you do an outsiders imagine😭 where the reader is Dallys kid sister and she's dating ponyboy and they've been dating for a while and two-bit accidentally let's it slip one night

Hi, of course! I decided to do headcannons instead though- hope you enjoy it nonetheless

“Secret” Ponyboy Curtis x Fem! Reader

cw: drinking

◘ You and pony, though going to the same school, mostly know each other due to the gang.

◘ You were basically forced to bond, both being the youngest and therefore the most “immature” of the gang. You both figured that if the others didn’t want to hang out with the “kids” you two may as well

◘ He fell first.

◘ At first he played the whole “girls are gross” act, wanting to hang out with his brother instead of you.

◘ But the more you hung out, the closer you became- and he realized he was more relaxed around you than he ever would’ve imagined.

◘ He didn’t really have many friends, nonetheless friends who were girls, so he thought he was just over-reacting when he began to blush whenever you came around.

◘ But soon it became clear that he liked you- even Soda noticed.

◘ They were both in their shared room, Sodapop still getting ready while Pony was laying down in the bed.

◘ Pony, tired and wanting to sleep, was only giving half assed answers to his brother who was talking to him. It wasn’t until he mentioned you that Pony perked up;

◘ “Oh c’mon, pony, Mr. Syme can’t be all bad-“ // “well you wouldn’t exactly know, would you.”

◘ Soda rolls his eyes, pulling a t-shirt over his head. “Well you’ve got Y/n in that class, don’t you?”

◘ Ponyboy whips his head around, sitting up in bed and looking at Soda. “What’s that s’pposed to mean?”

◘ The big reaction basically gives him away, as Soda chuckles at Pony’s wide eyes. “Eh, nothing” he says- causing Pony to scoff and lay back down in bed.

◘ After that, it was pretty clear to Pony that he liked you.

◘ But- the guy’s a wuss. Even though he’d get all smiley around you, trying to flirt, he never actually found the words to ask you out.

◘ And it was you, who fell second.

◘ You were raised in an enviornment where feelings weren’t discussed very often- just take a look at Dally.

◘ You didn’t know, or really need to know, what to call your feelings for Pony. You liked to be around him, no need to label it or anything special.

◘ You ended up being the one to ask him out, though to you both, it felt more like a shared effort.

◘ You both sat by a tree, just by the playground after school.

◘ Both of you left your book bags laying on the grass around you, more interested in talking.

◘ Somehow the conversation got to feelings, and dating. Ponyboy tried taking it as an opportunity to ask you out.

◘ “I mean, I wouldn’t mind dating someone.” He says, looking from his lap to your face. You look at him. “Really?”

◘ He tried, really. But he never said it upfront, more so leaving hint after hint as to what he was getting at- and lucky for him, you picked up on it.

◘ “And who would you like to date?” You ask, to which he shrugs. “Someone special.” He is looking straight ahead, trying not to pay attention to how you are staring at the side of his face.

◘ “You wanna give it a try, then?” When you ask, he meets your eyes, and a big grin stretched across his face.

◘ That’s when your relationship began.

◘ After that, any “friendly hang outs” turned into dates- and the gang would never notice because to them, it was just two friends hanging out.

◘ Though, neither of you were really trying to hide it. Hell- ponyboy went home and told Sodapop all about it.

◘ It was Dallas that you two weren’t ready to tell.

◘ Growing up having a constant guard up, Dallas grew protective of you as you were his only remaining family. Even if he acted “cool” and “mysterious”, he cared for your well-being similar to how he cared for Johnny’s.

◘ And, he still wasn’t entirely sold on Ponyboy.

◘ So, for a while, neither of you told him. And even as the rest of the gang became aware of your relationship, Dally stayed in the dark.

◘ Hell, sometimes he didn’t even notice.

◘ He wasn’t actively looking for signs, he wouldn’t think about it much when he walked in to find you both quickly letting go of each others hand.

◘ And it stayed like that for a while.

◘ Pony would take you out for walks in the park, sometimes you both would just sit together at the back of the library and enjoy each others company.

◘ You would walk down to the DX or the Dairy Queen and grab a Pepsi, maybe enjoy some alone time getting comfortable on the Curtis’s couch.

◘ It wasn’t until a while later when it slipped out.

◘ The gang, once again, was at the Curtis house.

◘ Two, Steve, and Soda were sprawled across the couch- the television on and the first two boys holding a fresh beer in their hands.

◘ Two was already well into his 2nd or 3rd bottle, already losing it a bit as he didn’t need much to let loose.

◘ Darry was minding his own business, settled down in his arm chair, while Johnny, Pony, and you sat on the floor by the wall playing with a deck of cards.

◘ And Dallas was just coming in from a cigarette break out on the front porch.

◘ As soon as he had stepped foot in the house, Two was off the couch and on his way to cause more chaos.

◘ Of course, everyone in the house was already used to his bullshit.

◘ “Well heya Dally-o’-pal!” He slurs out, Dallas himself shrugging off Two-bit’s hand. “Eh, whaddya want this time Two.”

◘ Two, clearly unable to take a hint, proceeds to follow him around the living room. “Just wanted to see if ya wanted to come with me down to the dingo-“ he laughs out, “get it on with some chicks, y’know?”

◘ Dallas clicks his tongue, grabbing a beer from out of the fridge before filing back into the living room. “Ya’ really think you can get it on with a broad, Two? Y’sure are confident-“

◘ Two laughs again, alcohol still staining his breath.

◘ “Oh c’monnn, ya gotta catch up with your sister, man!” This causes you, Pony, and even Johnny to freeze up- you having been ignoring him until now.

◘ Dallas, confused, slowly turns to face Two-Bit. “What d’you mean ‘catch up’? I ain’t gotta catch up with nothing.”

◘ Pony groans, rubbing his eyes with his hands. “Two-bit..” he warns, but the taller boy doesn’t get the hint. He just laughs and gets closer to Dally.

◘ “Oh, well, yknow” he nods his head towards you and Pony in a teasing way.

◘ By now Dally is starting to put two and two together- looking right at you both with a hard stare. His tongue pokes the inside of his cheek, and he nods with narrowed eyes.

◘ “You macking on my sister, Ponyboy?” He asks in a deep, raspy voice. You scoff, you’ve been expecting this to happen.

◘ Steve reaches up and yanks Two-bit’s collar back, causing him to fall back onto the couch. “Two-bit, you moron!” He scolds.

◘ Dallas, as expected, pulled the whole “scary big brother” role. The beer he’d been drinking wasn’t helping with how he would take the news, but in the end he never threw a single hit.

◘ He fixed Ponyboy up with a hard glare, which Pony didn’t falter under as he just looked right back at him.

◘ In the end, the conversation died down with this;

◘ “Yknow I ever find her hurt, you’ll be hurting worse.” // “yeah, yeah I know Dallas.” Ponyboy has to hide his eye roll, looking at the wall for the remaining seconds of the stare down. Finally, Dally’s figure backs off.

◘ “Good to know we’re on the same page.”

◘ As soon as his back is turned, of course, you’re smiling just a bit and holding his hand. At first pony is glancing at Dallas multiple times, not sure if your hands were hidden behind his leg well enough.

◘ But, he almost smiles with you as he feels a sort of victory, the pettiness of staring Dally right in the eye, and getting to hold your hand tight only a minute afterwards.

#Ponyboy Curtis x fem reader #The outsiders #the outsiders x fem reader #Ponyboy curtis #66 recs&replies

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brights-place · 1 year

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A/N: Me when I first watched Marble Hornets, Tribe Twelve and Every Man hybrid ^

Anyways these are some funny Headcannons for the cast of marble hornets that popped up into my head sooo hope you enjoy them!

Marble Hornets Head Cannons

Timothy Wright/Masky

Tim:

-he has a limp due to masky not wanting to rest when he is injured

-bookworm

-The mom friend

-gives big bear hugs

-trust issues

-likes taking naps

-has road rage

-socially awkward around strangers

-neglects himself

-makes really good pancakes

-likes to annoy his coworkers

-very ticklish

-has some bandages and bruises due to masky

-when singing karoke he rocks the stage

-Rollerskating on them haters

-the last thing Tim said to Alex as he stabbed him to death was "This is for everything you took away from us" by 'Us' he mean't Jay,Brian,Seth,Jessica,Amy and his alternate split personality Masky along with Brian's split personality Hoodie.

Yes Masky and Tim are two separate people stuck in the same body. Tim is the man being caught up in a crazy situation and Masky being his crazy murder version, thats why Tim forgets everything that happens when Masky is taken control.

Masky:

-major adhd

-usually pretty chill but when he gets angry, he gets violently angry

-throws tantrums sometimes

-likes climbing trees

-sneaky, but not as sneaky as Hoodie

-loves throwing stones and pebbles at Alex then running away

-jumps onto Hoodies back and clings to him to get on his nerves

-he changed the way his mask looked four different times before he was satisfied with it

-has a habit of tackling his problems (literally)

-hes ticklish, but not as much as Tim

-he was jealous of Jay at the start because Hoodie insisted on protecting him

-Competitive

-Also Roller Skates and flexes on the other proxies about it cause he can do tricks.

Brian Thomas/Hoodie Brian:

-egotistical

-social butterfly

-therapist friend

-sunshine boy

-good grades

-probably the most athletic of the group

-laughs at his own jokes

-always planning fun little road trips

-Mama's boy

-he makes sure to smack anybody who disses on there mother

-Is a Gentleman

-overprotective of his friends

-he once let Tim copy his homework in middle school

-pays for other people's things

-loves playgrounds. Like a lot. When he sees one, he HAS to play on it

-likes taking photos

-under his bed he has a nerf gun stash... Tim and Alex Have been victims when they come over to Brian's

Hoodie

-Serious

-has a BIG love for nature

-unpatient as hell

-does parkour

-sneaky

-secretly clingy

-easily annoyed

-quiet

-enjoys bossing Masky around

-insomniac

-listens to music while doing a job/task or just walking around

-has a habit of chewing on spoons

-His gloves where a gift from his mother...

-He's a mama's boy

-great at hide & seek

-breaks into Alex's apartment and moves stuff around to mess with him (once he rearranged the whole apartment while Alex was sleeping)

-Records the others doing random shit

-has blackmail of everyone

-Always plans everything out

-Hates when they rush in without a plan it pisses him off so after the mission he stares at the group intensely and starts signing in sign language to piss the group off.

Alex Kralie

-Listens to classic music

-Alex Understands and knows sign language due to his mother being deaf so when brian signs he understands whats he's saying

-Laughed when he called Tim 'A man Who's ass is even bigger then his fuck brain'

-Him and Brian have nerf battles when they feel like messing around

-Top student in his collage class

-Allows Amy to put makeup on him cause he loves his girlfriend but is annoyed when someone brings it up.

-Good with Computers

-Serious

-Theater Kid

-Equal rights = Equal Fights

-He has a video of everybody doing dumb shit

-A Rihanna Fan

-Sleep Talks & Walks

-Major Anger Issues

-Send Help to Seths Dog

-Hates dogs (Cause they loud)

-Knows how to play guitar

Jay Merrick/Skully

Jay

-Also A Theater Kid

-Keeps to himself alot

-Introvert

-Tired 24/7

-Doesn't eat a lot so the group have to remind him.

-He was on Set design

-Wrote some Scripts for other Projects

-There all in a box somwhere

-ADHD

-Stims

-gets cold easily

-Collects random stuff

-Wears lots of comfy clothes

-Likes Abba

-Sings his heart out to disney songs when they all are drunk

Skully

-Feral

-Jay's alter

-Fast Runner

-Introverted until you get to know him more

-becomes an extrovert when he feels comfortable -More annoying than scary but can be scary

-Jay doesn't know about skullys existence until years later.

-I feel like he acts like he's on drugs without actually being on drugs, you know?

-Like either crackhead energy or just really caffeinated (same with Jay sometimes)

-Tried Smoking once

-he was in a coughing fit

-Knows Basic Medical treatment

Jessica

-best delivery person

-She and Tim gossip alot

-Feels like she owes Tim & Hoodie for saving her

-The Cool Aunt

-BEST music taste

-Always brings extra stuff to wherever they go.

-Fights with everybody on who pays for dinner

-Can ROAST the shit outta you

-Her and Amy likes doing girls night

-Amazing Actor

-Paints

-Knows how to play Piano

-Played Rush E to convince Alex for her and Amy to go out

-AMAZING Dancer

Amy

-Did costume design in highschool

-Artist

-Loves Baking

-Did violin, piano, flute and drama in highschool

-Amazing Singer

-Knows how to multi-task

-In Med School

-Gossiping with Jessica and Tim makes her laugh

-Use to drive without a Licences

-Very Flexible

-Goes on picnic dates with Alex

-posts photos of her days on her social media's

-Alex was so shocked when seeing Amy do an Gymanstic trick

-Girl is SKILLED

-Likes pet sitting for seth

-Alex gets pissed due to Amy not letting him have a say

Seth

-Loves his dog -Best uncle figure -Has dozens of photos and videos from trips

-Did cinematography in high school, still doing it in collage -makes music -Met Jay freshman year in high school

-Knows how to make drinks

-being a Bartender was a side job

-Plays with his dog and wants to cry leaving his dog

-Seth has a smirk when dropping off his dog

-Knows how to play Instruments

-Was in the school band

-Fluent in English,German and Dutch

#marble hornets #timothy wright #brian thomas #alex kralie #jay merrick #masky #hoodie #skully #the operator #slenderman #jessica #amy #seth marble hornets #jessica marble hornets #amy marble hornets #Seth #slenderverse

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bylerbigbang · 6 months

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remember to remember me

Fic by @morganee | Art by @cupofbylercoffee

Teen | 28k words

“Are you okay?” “Yeah, I’m okay,” Will finally answers. “I’m sorry for bothering you.” “Are you sure? Why did you call?” “Oh, it’s nothing. I was just bored.” A beat, where Will waits for Mike to say something, to say, we can come over! but it never comes. “Sorry for interrupting you. Or just, you know-I’m sorry for bothering you.” “No it’s- don’t worry about it. I’ll see you soon, okay?” Will wonders if he means tomorrow or in another two days. “Yeah, sure. Tell El I said bye.” “I will. Bye Will!" Will lowers the antenna and turns off the walkie-talkie with a loud sigh. He’s never minded being on his own but he hates being <i>left</i> alone. This was never his choice.

or Three times where Will writes Mike a letter.

thoughts of self-sacrifice, internalised homophobia, references to depression, mentioned past-abuse

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“Do you like it here?”

“It’s not that bad. It’s definitely warmer and we don’t get that many rainy days,” Will replies. He stretches his legs forward and does his best not to brush his shoulder against Mike’s. “It’s just different.”

“But it’s a good different?”

Will turns to look at Mike and for a moment, it’s like they’re ten years old again. They’re on his old couch, or the swings in the playground behind school, and they’re passing time just talking to each other.

It’s something they used to do almost every day and something Will misses dearly.

Sometimes, Mike would just sit there and listen to Will’s ramblings and sometimes, when Will had a particularly bad day back at home, when his father took all his rage out on his children, he would ask Will questions to understand exactly what was bothering him or how to help him feel better. He knew exactly what to do and Will can’t help but smile and feel like this is just exactly like old times.

“Sometimes,” Will answers and he knows honesty can hurt but he hates to lie to Mike. “I like that no one knows my name here. I like that no one knows I’m Lonnie’s kid. And it’s nice to go around and not have people stare at me for what happened three years ago.”

Mike nods and when he wraps his arms around his legs and brings them close to his chest, Will knows he’s doing his best to protect himself from the truth they’re sharing now.

“Three years,” Mike whispers. “I can’t believe it’s been that long already.”

“Yeah. Even though, technically, it’s two years and four months.”

“You’ve been counting?” Mike asks and a soft laugh accompanies his voice.

Of course, Will thinks and a sudden thought crosses his mind. Of course he’s the only one that’s been keeping count. Why would any of them wake up every morning and count the days that separate them from something that has permanently changed his life, and not theirs? Why would they? They have no reason for it and Will feels even more alone.

“I just thought about it the other day,” Will replies and it’s not really a lie. He does think about it, every day, even when he tries not to.

“At least you don’t have constant reminders here,” Mike adds.

“Yeah.” Castle Byers. “That’s…true.” The school backyard. The shed. Home.

His home has never been a place. It’s always been people, the ones he loves and the ones who went through hell to save him. He misses being in Hawkins, but it’s not the city he misses. He misses his childhood, even if he’s never really had one, either because of his father or the Upside Down. He misses his routine and most importantly, he misses his friends the most.

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#byler #byler big bang #bbb23 #byler fanfic #byler fanfiction #byler fanart #remember to remember me #masterpost

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pancreasman · 9 months

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I tried my hand at some Shadamy kids!

I’m not sure what to name them and I will definitely be redesigning them a bit, but I’m open to suggestion. (AKA, PLEASE send name suggestions) Honestly, coming up with headcannons was the most fun part so I’ll put that here

The daughter (right) is eight years old. She’s mild mannered and quite introverted. She needs her alone time but struggles to communicate boundaries. Luckily, Shadow understands this more than anyone and is usually there to teach her how to communicate her wants and needs and look out for her. She’s very quiet, and is often wearing a blank expression on her face, which other kids may find weird or unnerving. Really, she’s just neurodivergent, lol. She’s very family-oriented and protective of her brother. Despite being very subdued there is a hidden rage to her and she will defend her family with intense furosity. And despite not showing it conventionally, she is a deeply passionate kid, with a whole lot of love for the world around her. Oftentimes her parents will just watch her and marvel at the unique way she views the world. You can’t tell what’s going on just by her face but it’s clear she’s absolutely fascinated with the world and in love with everything. In short, she’s a sweetiepieand an artist with an immense amount of curiosity and reverence for the world she’s been gifted with, and she will grow up to do amazing things.

The son (left), who is 5, is just a little ball of energy. Extremely picky, opinionated, and hot-headed. Basically, he got all of Shadow and Amy’s rage. Despite this, he’s just a little scamp with an intense sense of justice. He’s the one who would stick up for a kid getting bullied on the playground and proceed to rip the bully to shreds. He loves to run around, cause messes, and play the hero. While it’s clear he got a lot of those traits from his parents, it’s also due to the fact that he adores his “uncle Sonic” to pieces and is his number one fan. Just imagine Shadow trying to work and his son going on and on about how Sonic could beat Shadow in a fight and Shadow is seething but Amy insists it’s a phase he’ll grow out of. Despite being a huge fan of Sonic, he still looks up to his dad immensely and will often try to be just like him too. He wants to be just as strong as his dad. Their son is a crybaby, a fanboy, and a little ball of sunshine and rage who loves his family dearly, and they love him too.

As for the siblings relationship to each other, I imagine the son would tire the daughter out very quickly, but she would sort of pull through it because she loves him and enjoys spending time with him and teaching him things. She loves reading to him and giving him piggyback rides and feeling like an influence in his life. The son also knows how sweet and sensitive his sister is and will defend her until the end. He loves rambling about stuff to her because he knows she’s listening to every word. They might fight occasionally because the son gets too rambunctious or the daughter gets overwhelmed and shuts her brother down too harshly, but they’re both fiercely protective of each other as well as the rest of the family and know each other well enough to work it out, not to mention their parents taught them well.

As for Shadow and Amy as parents, they struggle to fulfill parental roles in different ways but each find their footing. Amy is able to fulfill a domestic role relatively easy but is still filled with anxiety about motherhood, possibly to the point of postpartum anxiety. Of course, She’s able to work through it out of dedication and love for her kids as well as support from Shadow. She babies the hell out of her son, he’s her special little boy. She struggles to relate to her daughter as she gets older and starts developing her own personality, but they still spend a lot of time together and her daughter adores her. She takes a lot of pride in teaching her kids how to take care of themselves by cooking and cleaning despite swaddling them a bit too much, and is endlessly proud of them.

Shadow does a lot of thinking prior to becoming a father and forms a very particular idea of the father he wants to be. He struggles at first, but loves his family enough to stick to his guns. He might not have the best idea of how to raise a kid at first, attempting to teach his daughter to shoot a gun at only 4 years old which Amy has to put a stop to. But, this comes with the benefit of him not seeing his kids as children, but as people. He tries his best to understand them on a personal level and is incredibly thoughtful and understanding. He’s not always in agreement with Amy and her parenting methods, thinking they should raise them to be more independent, but still respects her instincts as a mother. Overall he’s caring and patient, and often gives them a lot of sage advice and is honest with his kids. He wants them to be able to stay strong and take care of themselves but also let’s them have the childhood he never had. Amy swaddles them sure, but Shadow spoils the hell out of them. He will build them all sorts of play sets and let them travel all sorts of places. He’s incredibly flattered and proud of how much his kids take interest in him and his work, but he also tries to protect them from it somewhat. Overall, Amy and Shadow are just trying their best because they love each other and their kids so so much and are doing a great job.

Also, if you were to lay so much as a finger on their kids, you’re dead. You’re fucking dead. They will fucking absorb the chaos emeralds to annihilate you. They are so mad and so in love.

Anyway, that was a long ramble. In short, their kids are beautiful little goobers and they are all full of so much love. I wanna do more with this and work on it a bit more but let me know what you think and PLEASE suggest some names. Perhaps if people are engaged enough I’ll put up a poll and let y’all decide on names. Anyway, thanks for letting me brain dump :P

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girlwithwolftatoo · 2 years

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Moon boys + a turned into a child reader

Someone asked me this hc some time ago (sorry for the delay!) and here it is!

Marc Spector:

*Shocked as hell. Weren't you a grown adult last night? Is this a dirty move from Khonshu to make him obey some stupid thing or what?

*0% sure of how to take care of children, 100% sure he want to jump from a peak.

*But hey, you're there and you need help and he'll provide whatever it takes.

*He's basically a confused parent, the fact that you're in a child body doesn't mean your mind had gotten younger so he'll follow your instructions. "And... breakfast? Coffee and toast?" "I want cereal... the one that's rings of colours"

*He's protective but doesn't know where to draw the line. You're at the playground in the park because you wanted to use the swing and if a bigger boy approaches you and try to steal your swing, he'll go and force the boy to stay back. "It's (Y/N)'s turn, search someone else to bother".

Steven Grant:

*First reaction: laughs, he thinks this is a joke and the little one is a nephew/niece of yours. Second reaction: realizes this isn't a joke. Panics so hard he almost faints.

*Something Steven doesn't know about himself is he's a natural to take care of people, including children. He gets ready to help you the best he can, and he actually does it very well.

*Maybe he exagerates a little while going with you to the supermarket and read every food label to be sure it's healthy for you. "Uh, you remember I don't actually have 7, right?" "Usually, but today you are, so -uh uh, not this cookies, too much sugar"

*Takes you to fun places and sometimes, he seems to forget this "child" situation isn't the rule, and if you're at the museum he acts all giggly and happy while explaining fun or not popular facts about everything.

*He'll sush away other kids who may be bothering you. He'll brush your hair. He'll watch cartoons with you. He'll leave you one of his shirts as a pajama. He thinks you're the cutest little one on Earth.

Jake Lockley:

*Deep inside, Jake craves for a normal life, a loving family and all that stuff he despises in public. Having you in this body feels like a chance to see if he actually can carry on with that, and he'll take it very seriously...

*For about five minutes. After that, you're like a plaything and he'll take you to a long spree across London to do crimes (stealing a bag of chocolates for you) and kick ass (in one of those gaming places).

*Takes you to visit Harrow and, to bother him, he makes you call him "uncle Arthur"

*He may, and will beat a child if he's being gruesome with you. I mean, it's just a simple push or a small boop on the forehead but -yes, Jake is like a guard dog with you at any situation.

*Buys you clothes with his limo driver money. He's so fascinated because this is probably the first time he goes with you for shopping everyone around thinks he's an intense dad admiring his daughter. "Are those boots comfy? Walk... yes, una vueltita (turn around), te queda muy bien, you look amazing"

*Falls asleep with you in his arms. Nothing and nobody is going to touch you while he's around.

#moon knight series #moon knight headcanon #jake lockley #marc spector #steven grant #steven grant x reader #marc spector x reader #jake lockley x reader #marc spector headcanon #jake lockley headcanon #steven grant headcanon #moon boys

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usaigi · 1 year

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Headcanon list for MCU Diatrice

I think it would be cute if mk system and Layla had their own Diatrice(Diya) like in the comics

Her name is Diyaa Bellatrix Spector

Layla picked "Diyaa" since it means light, star, brilliant

UPDATE: Google lied to me, Diyaa in Arabic is usually a male's name. However, Google says Diya in Hindi and Tamil is a girls name that also means light and lamp Diya is named after Layla's best friend from college who was Indian

Layla's family initially opposed it because "it's a boys name" but Layla wanted to honor her friend and likes the idea of a girl with a traditional "masculine" name

Bonus meaning, sounds like the word "Day" (Dia) in Spanish, opposite of Layla (night)

Marc picked Bellatrix, like the star "not like the Harry Potter character."

When Steven finally met her, he proposes "Diatrice" as a nickname, a combination of her two names Marc: "Diatrice isn't a real name you can't call her that" Steven: "Diatrice sounds like Beatrice and that's a real name. She's likes it and she's my daughter too, I can call her Diatrice if I want."

Jake has a variety of Spanish nicknames for her: "mi luz, mi reina, mi amorsito, etc."

Her hair is the same as Layla so it was a learning curve for the guys.

Steven is the best at it, he's gentle and massages her head and likes to add cute little bows and accessories

Her favorite way is to wear it in two little buns because they look like bear ears

Jake just puts cat hears and little tiaras on her, depending on the vibe

Marc tries but he's so bad at doing different hairstyles. There are always flyaways

Diya really wanted pink hair. Cried to Layla about it so much

There's no way in hell Layla is bleaching her baby's hair. But she can't resist her puppy hears so she compromises and gets her some pink clip-in extensions

Trying to raise her trilingual (one parent one language). Most fluent in Arabic and English but understands a lot of Spanish

Once Jake starts to front around the house more, she gets more exposure and starts to pick up better

likes Katy Perry and Olivia Rodrigo. Sings it at the top of her lungs when they're driving

On weekend mornings, likes to sneak into her parent's bed for cuddles

Marc loves this, especially after nightmares/bad sleep

Steven always reads her a bedtime story (He does the best voices)

one time (several times) she bit a kid at the playground

Steven had to scold her for that but Jake snapped at the other parents for yelling at his daughter

Diya mirrors a lot of Layla's behaviors/habits, mainly constantly reminding her dad of different things. "Papi, did you remember to beep beep? (lock the car)" "Papi, did you remember to feed the kitty?"

Just like both of her parents, she's very stubborn and bossy. Marc, Jake and Layla have to resort to bribing her with mini marshmallows.

Steven doesn't like this, worried they're giving her too much sugar. Although he's not above bribery, he just uses berries instead

Doesn't really know/understand her dad's DID. She just knows that some bad stuff happened to dad growing up and it's still scary for him sometimes

But no matter who's fronting, it's still her dad and he'll protect her so it's ok

#i might make a part two with the mk lunar sys cast but for now its just the canon guys #moon knight #marc spector #steven grant #jake lockley #layla el faouly #diatrice alraune

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cevansbrat0007 · 2 years

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Playground Scuffles

Summary: BiBi and KitCat get into a scuffle with kid on the playground, prompting Mama to come to the rescue. Andy Barber x Black!Reader, Bianca Barber, Katrina Barber

Warnings: Fluff, Child Bullying, Adult Bullying, Angry & Protective Reader, Angry & Protective Andy, Cursing, Protective BiBi Barber, KitCat Barber, Slight Violence, Minors DNI

A/N: You didn’t ask for this, but for some reason I had you three in mind when I wrote it. Let me know what you think, @writer84 and @birdie-girl and @elle14-blog1- Part of my Growing Pains Series. Please send me your feedback,all my Tumblr peeps!

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Bianca was about to take her turn on the slide when she heard her sister scream. She scans the playground, only to see her sister lying on the mulch covered ground with a bigger boy looming over her.

Little BiBi jets herself down the slide, determined to get to her sibling as fast as possible. As soon as her feet hit the floor, she’s off.

“What happen to you, KitCat?” She brushes the curls out of her baby sister’s face before helping her up and dusting her off.

“Sissy.” Katrina cries softly. “He push me. Push down. Hurt!”

“He what?” She growls. BiBi turns to glare at the boy. “You hurt my sister?” The boy in question is even bigger than her, but she doesn’t care. All she feels is rage.

She could fight with her sister. But nobody else could. And she would never hit her.

“The worm was in my way.” He shrugs. “Next time, she move when I say move. Now you move or I push you too.” He crosses his arms over his chest. “My playground. My rules.”

“Not your playground.” Katrina hisses. “Me and my sissy here too.”

“She right, dummy.” Bianca confirms. “You no touch her. Do it again, and I punch you.”

“Do what I want.” He responds before shoving BiBi, and then KitCat, who cries out when she hits the ground again.

That’s more than enough for big sis. Balling up her tiny fist, she delivers a solid blow to the kid’s jaw.

“Ahh!” He cries out before he takes off running while clutching his face. “Daddy!”

“Dat’s for my sissy!” BiBi growls. Once again, she helps her little sister up. “You okay, Katrina?”

“I okay. Want punch too. Sissy okay?”

“Fine. Let’s go see Mama.”

They turn around only to come face to face with you. “Are you two alright?” You bend down and wipe some more of the mulch off of their clothing. “I saw what that mean boy did. I’m so proud of you both for taking care of each other.”

“We fine, Mama. But I no like that dat boy.” Bianca says.

“He push sissy.” KitCat tells you.

“Okay.” You kiss them both. “It’s all okay.”

“Um, excuse me.” You hear a deep voice growl. “But your girls have apparently been bullying my son and I think they owe him an apology.” You look up from your crouched position to see the mean boy’s father glaring down at you. “And we would like that apology now.”

No way in hell, buddy.

“Girls,” you murmur with a fake smile. “Go play over there for me, okay?” You point towards the opposite side of the playground. And then you stand up, all 5”2 of pure Mama Bear Come Fuck With Me If You Want To Attitude.

“Yeah, that’s not gonna happen.” You tell him. “I’m not even gonna play about it. Your son pushed my daughters. Multiple times.”

“Ha! I don’t believe that.” The man scoffs. “My Jacob would never. He’s the gentlest soul in the world.” He sets his son down and instructs him to go play as well.

“Yeah? Sure. I watched it happen. He pushed down my little Katrina, which is why her big sister ran over. And then he pushed her again, along with my Bianca.”

“Right.”

“Thank you.” You respond with a cheeky grin. “I’m so glad you agree. Your son clearly needs a little more home training before you let him venture out into the wild with other kids.”

“Fuck you, bitch.”

“No thanks. I have a sexy ass husband who gives it to me on the regular.” You shoot him a wink.

“Your daughter punched my son.”

You let out an exasperated sigh. “Once again, you dipshit, only after your he put his hands on both my girls. Several times. And I’d also like to point out that he’s bigger than both of them. I will also do you the courtesy of pointing out the fact that my girls are completely allowed to defend themselves when needed. So, if little John or Jack or whoever doesn’t wanna get punched, then teach him to keep his hands to himself. Like a responsible flipping parent.”

“You know what, lady? I’m real close to pushing you.” His nostrils flare as he takes a threatening step towards you.

“Try it and see what happens.” You snarl. “Where do you think my BiBi learned how to land such an effective right hook, bitch?”

“Oh, I’m a bitch, am I?” The man was on fire.

“If the shoe fits, sweetheart.” You respond with a shrug. “You wanna brawl, we can brawl. I’m not afraid of you, honey.”

“Well, you should be. Because I’m about to -”

“You’re about to do what?” You hear Andy hiss from somewhere behind you. “You’re about to do what to my wife?”

The angry father blanches before taking a step back. “I - she - your girls - they -”

“They defended themselves against his bully of a son, Andy. Just like I’m doing now. You can go have a seat if you want, dear. I can whip his ass myself.”

Andy chuckles darkly.

“So your son bullied my girls and now you’re trying to bully my wife. And I was a little far way that the time, but did I hear you threaten to push my lady? Because if I did, if that’s what I truly heard, I am going to beat you to a goddamned pulp in full view of every parent here. You understand?”

The man says nothing, prompting an incensed Andy to grab him by the shirtfront. “You or your kid threatens any one of my girls again, and you will have me to deal with. Do. You. Understand?”

“I - I got it.” He mumbles.

“Good. Now get the fuck away.” Your husband shoves him backwards.

Andy snags a burly arm around your waist and leads you over towards your daughters.

“I had that, you know.” You playfully grumble.

“I know you did. But nobody and nothing threatens my girls. It just doesn’t happen. Won’t stand for it. I’d torch this whole playground first, sans kids of course.” He presses a soft kiss to your lips.

“C’mon girls!” He calls out to BiBi and KitCat. “We’re going for ice cream!”

“Yeah! Starrsbury!”

“Woo! Burfday Cake!

“I love you.” You whisper. “And thanks.”

“I love you, too. And don’t ever thank me for protecting what’s mine.”

END

#chris evans #andy barber #chris evans black!reader #andy barber black!reader #chris evans woc!reader #andy barber x woc!reader #Bianca Barber #katrina barber #chris evans imagines #andy barber imagines #chris evans fanfic #andy barber fanfic #cevansbrat0007growing pains series #Cevansbrat0007 fic

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quodekash · 10 months

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this kid getting lost is such a mood

except for me its not "getting lost on the way to the top of a mountain that's really dangerous and far away to get to", it's more like "getting lost on the way to a friend's place who lives 15 minutes away, while they were trying to tell you where to go, and also whose house you have been to more times than you can count, but then you had to sit at a playground and wait for them to come pick you up because youre just that hopeless at navigation"

WAIT THIS IS SO FUNNY

THEY'RE IN THE SAME PLACE AGAIN

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY SOMETHING I WOULD DO OML

stop i might cry

this kid is amazing

i would trust him to guide me into the afterlife

he could take over charon's job fr

PLS I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

im shivering so much rn, leeches give me the heebiejeebies more than like. anything

i smell merch??

(side note: why are earth/phu's arms so veiny in that shot)

i just love him so much

i hate children but i would adopt this one and take care of him better than hes ever been taken care of before

HSDHSDHHDS

HIS ONE CHARACTER TRAIT IS LOVING HOW PRAN SMELLS AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH

he's just so silly

their father/son dynamic will be the end of me

especially when i think about pat and his relationship with his actual dad :(

PLS EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS SO OVERDRAMATIC

PHU POINTING A GUN AT A BUSH WHEN ITS DEFINITELY JUST GONNA BE ONE OF THE LOST GUYS

PAT TRIPPING OVER A ROOT

PRAN AND TIAN GRIPPING FOR DEAR LIFE SO THAT THEY CAN MAKE IT UP A SLIGHT HILL

IF THEY LOSE THEIR GRIP, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN

ITS SO FUNNY TO ME

BUT ALSO ITS SO UNNECESSARILY DRAMATIC

AND THIS IS COMING FROM A DRAMA KID

SEE????

i love him so much

GUYS CALM DOWN OMG

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

ITS LITERALLY GOING TO BE FINE

SEE????

also once again: his arm is so veiny???

THEM <33333333

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

GERHSGBDRHV

these dramatic-ass gays

(i was gonna say something about the importance of grammar there and the hyphen needing to be where it is for it to be right / make sense, but "dramatic ass-gays" would also work)

LOOK AT THEMMMMM

PHUTIAN WALKING WITH THEIR SON BETWEEN THEM LIKE THE DADS THEY ARE, AND THEIR ADOPTED SONS PATPRAN WALKING WITH THEIR ARMS AROUND EACH OTHER

THEY ALL MEAN SO MUCH TO ME

wait how long were they gone for

HIS SMILE <3

HIS DIMPLES <3

PAT'S FACE ON THE SIDE THERE <3

T H E Y A R E D A D S

are you sure about that

theyre so important to me

i really want noodles now

its 1am and i want noodles

theyre listening carefully to all the tea, tuning in to the drama

its just, some are more discreet about it than others

look at this little guy

just enjoying his noodles while the adults do their adult things

i love him so very very much

something about this image is just so funny to me

i think its the kid

i genuinely forgot his name

but i love him so much

as a 158cm tall (5'2) person, i dont like how tall they all are

knowing that ohm is 186cm tall and nanon and earth are 183cm hurts me on a deep emotional level

theyre so small. theyre such tiny little silly guys. and yet theyre all more than 20cm taller than me.

honestly i agree

he's wonderful

he's multi-talented

just like sound

by the way, soundwin = patpran and if you dont believe me, click here! (that was a seamless transition into a very casual self promo)

holy hell i love this child so much

i would protect Kampung with my freaking life

i would die for him without a second thought

i should also probably do that

my eyes keep going shut so then i need to pause the episode for like twelve seconds so i can get a little bit of sleep

its getting more and more difficult, though

i think ill finish in the morning, it's saturday tomorrow

goodnight!! bye-bye!!

#quodekash watches our skyy 2 despite desperately needing to sleep #our skyy 2 #bad buddy our skyy 2 #os2 bad buddy #bad buddy series #bad buddy the series #bad buddy #our skyy x bad buddy #our skyy x a tale of thousand stars #our skyy x atots #patpran #ohmnanon #earthmix #phutian #ohm pawat #nanon korapat #mix sahaphap #earth pirapat

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thuganomxcs · 1 year

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In middle school Yusuke was pretty much treated as though he was a thug, but would you believe me if I told you that it didn’t start out that way?? Oh yeah it’s headcanon time.

Yusuke prior to his life in middle school was a pretty soft-spoken person. He’s had Keiko all his life but of course, someone his age would like to have some guy friends, you know he wants to hang out with ‘the boys’. But THIS led him to be bullied. The first person Yusuke would turn to for help would be his mother yes, but unfortunately, when it happened she had already been picked up by a man and would be out of the house for several days into a week.

Unfortunately for him, the kids at the playground knew who Yusuke’s mother is due from the gossip of their own parents. In the field, Yusuke was known as the son of a whore. The first person to call him that was this kid Takeshi, A taller student dressed in green. This guy was the poster boy for delinquents, cigarette in his mouth, hair bleached and styled in a pompadour and Takeshi would make Yusuke’s life a living hell day in and day out.

Yusuke at this time was too fearful to fight back so he took the abuse, his mother was never home so she never gotten to see Yusuke coming home full of cuts and bruises for those two days, the only person to have seen this was Keiko and she was the only one brave enough to stand up to Takeshi. The boy smacked the brave girl away and after witnessing that..it just made something snap in Yusuke.

He was still scared, and so he just charged forward but he took his licks and still wind up losing. Keiko of course was forbidden to go play at that particular park without their supervision and Yusuke..well he took to television to be his guide. The programs he’d watch were of course professional wrestling. To see these men and women get into the ring, beat on one another and still walk away, for days he’d shadow what they would do..repeat what they would say but everytime he looked into the mirror he still saw that same kid looking back at him, the frightened little kid that couldn’t protect himself or his best friend.

He was thinking he would bleach his hair on that day after school but of course he would meet up with Takeshi one more time, And from looking at this kid yusuke had an epiphany, this kid was JUST like those people in professional wrestling. He was tough, smoked and defied the rules. THIS was who he needed to emulate if he wanted to make friends. It was during that same time Yusuke ends up in another fight with him but something was different, he was in the mood and wanted to fight. Hell he even yelled out ‘Let’s go bitch!’ and without a care in the world, the two squared off and Yusuke discovered how well he was at this.

From watching fights for over a week now his eyes could follow the other’s movements and move accordingly until Takeshi had been the one knocked out on the floor, and from that day Yusuke had transformed. Taking the taller boy’s green uniform, styling his hair back as best he could and TRIES to smoke the lit cigarette Yusuke had become what he thought at the time someone he needed to be..not to make friends..but to survive, because in the end he figured there were always going to be guys like Takeshi because the world is shit.

#❛ musings ━━ when they talkin' that bullshit i go for a walk.#❛ headcanon ━━ pray it away i swear i'll never be a saint no way.#tw smoking #tw violence #tw prostitution

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thequeercomedian · 2 years

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Eddie can hear Billy’s Camaro roaring like a bat out of hell before it ever hits the gravel road of the trailer park. Minus a few screaming kids and the occasional domestic dispute, and subsequent domestic makeup, the neighborhood was relatively quiet at nights.

Eddie waits a bit before he heads to the front door, waiting for Billy to give it a knock. He had once opened the door before Billy had knocked, causing a frightening reaction he couldn’t purge from his mind even if he tried; and, with the copious amounts of weed he smoked, he was at least putting up a good fight. That night, Billy had shown up with a bloody nose, a busted lip, and eyes wild with rage. Eddie had noticed nights before, when Billy showed up at his home after a “father/son” talk with Neil, Billy’s blue eyes reminded Eddie of looking at thousands of sharp ice sickles. It was a beautiful sight to behold, but one false move could prove deadly. He also saw something else behind the rage, pain. Underneath the ocean, the iceberg is always bigger. Despite the rage, the pain Eddie saw was always eclipsing the anger. He’d snapped at Eddie, not with fist but with words. He’d scolded him for not waiting for him to knock, for not letting him know that it was only him.

Eddie had never considered Neil ever coming to his and his uncle’s trailer, much less the trailer park. Billy was usually very good at sneaking out, as evidenced by the many parties and social gatherings the two had crossed paths at, with Billy being the “King of Hawkins,” per Tommy, and Eddie suppling the suburbanites with pot and other party favors. Also, it wasn’t as if Eddie didn’t have a way to protect himself if he did. There was a baseball bat in one of the closets, plenty of sharp instruments within reach, and, least he forget, his uncle’s piece. Being a Nam vet, Wayne hadn’t told Eddie much of anything about his time over there. However, he did show him where he kept his gun, how to clean, load, and unload it, and how to use it if necessary. ‘I have no more desire to use a gun now as I did then,’ he remembered Wayne telling him, ‘but I’d rather have one here and know it’s here to protect you when I can’t.’ That night, once Billy had berated him to the point of tears, Eddie understood the similarities between Uncle Wayne’s gun and Billy’s knock: it was for Eddie’s protection.

Eddie gave Billy a hug and let him shed his tears on his shoulder, running his fingers through his curls. He had discovered, when they were high together in Eddie’s living room, his friend relaxed when someone played with his hair, and scratched his head with his nails. He did this to make Billy relax, shushing and comforting his friend like a young child who’d just scrapped his knee on the playground. He promised him he’d let him knock before he answered. He let Billy in, offering him a beer and a toke once he’d calmed down.

Hearing the three knocks, Eddie opened his door and looked at his friend. He was wearing his brown leather jacket, a wine colored button down shirt, that was mostly unbutton, exposing Billy’s chest and stomach, and tight jeans. He looked like he’d gotten into a scuffle, with scratches on his face, a cut on his lip, and his jeans stained in spots with blood. Or, at the very least, what looked like blood to Eddie.

Eddie: “Jesus Hargrove! What the hell happ…”

Billy, cutting him off: “Neil’s dead.”

Eddie’s eyes went wide: “Shit.” He realized Billy had his eyes focused on the grown, likely had been looking down when he told him. Eddie tried to get a gage of Billy’s emotional state. He looked far away, like something else had his attention.

Eddie: “Oh shit, do I need to help you bury the body?”

This got Billy’s attention, his eyes snapping up and looking at Eddie intensely. It lasted only for a millisecond before Billy’s signature grin, all teeth and giving off the air of charming, to those who were fooled by it, before he replied: “No you dork! I came here to celebrate. You got the best weed in this hick town.”

Eddie puts his hand over his heart and exhales a breath dramatically: “Oh that’s good. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’ll help you dig, but I don’t have the upper body strength to left Neil.”

Billy: “Not with those noodle arms. Are you going to let me in or what?”

Eddie moves out of the way so Billy can step inside.

Eddie: “So what’d you do? Poison him or something? Oh wait, please tell me they found him hanging from the ceiling fan touching himself.”

Billy, laughing: “Shut the fuck up and go grab the weed!”

Eddie, mock pouting as he begins to close the door: “I thought people in mourning were supposed to be nicer”

Billy, as the door closes: “Well we all mourn differently.”

Eddie: “Seriously, you killed him didn’t you?”

Billy: “Munson, I swear to God!”

They spent the night drinking and smoking, Eddie for the first time seeing his friend do something he hadn’t done since he’d known him: relax.

*This is part of a long fic I have plans to write. I am currently working on getting a new laptop, so I am stuck with just my trusty phone to type anything. I’ve always liked the idea I’ve seen in the fandom of Billy going to Eddie for weed and such and running into each other at gatherings and they eventually become friends. Nothing sexual, just a friendship. Eddie always seemed like he would be the one to see behind Billy’s bravado and tough exterior, see the Billy who is constantly holding his breath, unable to exhale. Eddie always seemed to be able to read people well, probably being an outsider looking in. Eddie would give Billy a place to crash at night when things got too much at home. I don’t know. Watcha guys think?

#stranger things #billy hargrove #eddie munson #fanfic #stranger things fic

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logbook99 · 3 months

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Creation.

put under a readmore for sake of ease!

It’s been an hour of fun, and for Michael, a ‘refresher’ on what’s been going on here in this... dream version? Here, Charlotte is the twin of a boy named Sammy, who is nonverbal most of the time and often guided by Elizabeth. Since Charlie has Michael, it makes sense their siblings get along too. Evan has been hanging out with Fritz a lot more since Fritz got an allowance boost to be able to come to the diner more often.

Michael didn’t mind that his brother Evan was making friends. Hell, it’s better than talking to his plush all the time. Michael remembered being alone with the plush; whenever Evan had to go to the restroom, he felt watched. Unblinking eyes were always staring, and yes, he knew it was just a doll. But sometimes dolls can be creepy, just like Elizabeth’s prototype in her bedroom. Based on that, Michael shook his head and headed to parts and services, as Henry requested. He’d watch the employees as he neared the door; they were doing their job, but Michael remembered some were pretty unlikable to him.

Firmly grasping the door handle, he opened it and stepped in to see Henry and a few other technicians tinkering away. His eyes lit up at the sight of three long endoskeletons. It must be the creation of the Marionette. It has to be; it looked similar to the height of an adult, Michael recalled. But there were more endoskeletons than the one he knew of. There may be a purpose. It has to be a backup.

Clang. A wrench is placed aside on the workbench as Henry notices Michael’s presence and offers a small smile. While he wore a smock and gloves, he’d already become slightly covered in the oil of the animatronic he was tuning. It is Chica herself.

“Mikey. I am glad you came! Come here. I want to show you something special.”

And like a dog, he comes. The eldest Afton sits face to face with one of the long endo bodies; the fingers of this unit are thin beyond belief, and he can see a bunch of wires tied inside and threaded through each fingertip.

“What’s this?” He asks with genuine curiosity. His Marionette didn’t have this.

“This is the Marionette, a gift for Charlotte and the diner! For the most part, Charlotte. See, the world’s become too dangerous nowadays, so to keep all you kids safe, I made you one of three friends that can protect you. The other two,” a gesture to the slightly taller endos. “Are to be Sunnyday and Lunarmoon. A pair is also a gift for my son Sammy and another asset to the diner.”

Henry explains with barely contained excitement. How long has he been working on these? And since when did the diner have a Sunnyday and Lunarmoon? Sure, things were different here, but he didn’t think it’d be that huge of a difference.

“What do they do?” He’s as interested as ever, and Henry likes that.

“Sunnyday will be the one to gather the children with Foxy for the storyline. Provide safety measures at the playground and ensure the children eat healthy with our food.”

Michael represses an eye roll. Sure, the original diner pizza was to die for. But their salad bar could be so much better.

“And Lunarmoon?” Henry begins to explain about the other tall bot, “Lunarmoon will be the one to put some of the kids down for naps. See, I also talked to your father about introducing a sleepy theme for Fredbear’s. He says I’m too ambitious as if he hadn’t been plotting some Circus himself.”

Circus? Michael thinks to himself for a moment before it clicks in his mind, The Funtimes. Has his father proposed it already?

” Circus? Can you explain that? “Michael asks as Henry pulls Marionette’s to-be endoskeleton onto a flat surface.

” He didn’t tell you yet? “Henry asks while flattening the endo’s limbs out.

” No. Can you? “

” Well, I know Will would want to be the one to tell you, so I’m not sure if I should. “Henry is now lifting black felt to fit against the hand.

“Please? I want to know!” Michael may remember all he can about the Funtimes from the future, his future, but he can’t help but wonder what his father has planned in this dream. Past. Place.

“Well, I’m not so sure yet, but your father wanted to make a more lively batch of friends. Consider them related to Fredbear’s animatronics. They’d be traveling performers - or something along those lines, as Will explained it to me. He’s made a new Foxy design. A Freddy and Bonnie, of course, can’t have a bear without their bunny.” Henry chuckles more as he fits the Marionette with its new material.

“He’s stuck on two others. I don’t know what he will do with the extra two, but he hasn’t told me anything else, minus what I’ve told you. Likely for the best, he still wants to make it mostly a surprise. I don’t think we have the budget for more animatronics in Fredbear’s, which is my main concern. Where would we put them?”

Henry has a point. Where in Fredbear’s would they fit a whole gang of animatronics? They’d have to expand, and they likely can’t afford that much with what they’ve got now, and to go beyond this whole crew is impossible in the 80’s. It’s hardly possible today, either, since most competitions were getting rid of animatronics. Not Freddy’s, though, well. Fazbear’s. Fazbear Entertainment is always making more and always willing to create and remake.

Now, Michael rests a hand on Marionette’s would-be leg.

“So, do I get to help? Make them for Charlie?” He had done some engineering in his modern day. He could use them here and now, maybe boosting what the Marionette could do and perhaps even protecting them more securely.

“Of course you can; that’s why I called you in, Mikey. I’m glad you want to help! You are her best friend and brilliant; you’ll pick up what to do in no time! Just follow my instructions, and we’ll be right as rain.” Encouraging and kind-hearted Henry. Michael missed him.

Some hours pass, not too many but enough to have Marionette’s mask bound to its faceplates, and the feature of floating in the feet was installed early with Henry’s help. Henry was impressed with Michael, complimenting him after compliment and asking him how he knew what to do. Thankfully, Michael didn’t have to respond as the door opened, and in stepped his father. At 6 “5’ with a cheerful grin in a colorful purple star-spangled vest over his usual purple outfit. Michael’s attention is on him, as is Henry’s; while William approaches, he greets the others in the workplace before happily singing his eldest’s name.

” Mickey! What a surprise to see you here, my dear! “

Michael is about to respond to him before the man lifts him into a bone-crushing hug. Michael had hardly received affection from his father as a child, and to be treated with familial love is foreign to him outside of his mother or Lizzie trying to bug him with affection. He’s hugging back anyway, though, to play along.

” Dad, hey. I was wondering where you were. “

” Oh, me? I was taking care of your brother; he threw up, and I had to take him and Elizabeth home. “

He’ll let Michael go and ruffle his hair as he turns his attention to Henry, arms extending to him as well. Henry backs up and places a hand on his hip.

” No thanks, not interested in becoming flattened. “

William chuckles and lets Henry be. His eyes wander to the Endos, but especially toward the Marionette.

” Oh, Henry. This is wonderful. This will be, what, again? “

” Marionette will be the security bot that will have free patrol and reside in the Prize Counter, “Henry explained. Michael is watching them exchange information and thoughts before he begins to sneak out, and he’s free! Running from Parts and Service back to the arcade section, he can hear a few kids chattering away.

“I couldn’t find Evan, so I assume he went home. I was worried for the guy, but maybe his dad found him. Or his mom?”

It’s Fritz talking to a small blonde girl in pink and a big kid in green. Just who exactly were they? Michael gets closer to hear them as he takes one of the spare faztokens Charlie gave him from his pocket and puts it into a cabinet as he eavesdrops.

“Well,” The blonde girl begins, “He did eat a lot of pizza with Jerry.” Now, who was Jerry? The guy in green speaks up, then.

“We told them to slow down, but they insisted that rabbits eat fast, and I guess Evan wanted to match Jerry. “He suggests. Fritz frowned and rested his hand on his neck as he thought.

” I saw Afton earlier, Mike, that is. “Michael’s ears perk at the mention of his name as he presses away on Ms. Pac-man.

” Oh yeah? What’d he say? He’s been missing for two whole days. “The blonde girl chimes in as Fritz shrugs his shoulders.

” He says he was busy. Whatever busy means. I thought his dopey Freddy pal was getting him to drink, but it seems the peer pressure failed. “

Dopey Freddy Pal. Oh, him. Michael frowned at the memory of the ‘quartet’ he used to run around with; his Freddy was an ass. Same for the Chica-wearing girl; she was a huge bitch, and he never really cared to get to know her outside of the group pranks. The Bonnie was decent, but he often went near the end of the line.

Michael tapped away at Ms. Pac-man, focused on clearing as he listened to the kids talk more before he felt a plastic hook reach around and wipe at his neck - he stopped playing as his eyes darted to the assailant; of course, it was Fritz.

” Hey ho, Eavesdropper. Havin’ fun? “

#charlie emily #michael afton #fritz fnaf #fnaf fanfic #fnaf au #william afton #henry emily #marionette

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johnnyrobish · 4 months

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Steve Bannon Says Arm School Children to Stop Bullying

Right-wing podcast host and Trump apologist Steve Bannon told viewers on his Real America’s Voice “War Room” show that children should be taught to handle guns in school so they are not "picked on" by bullies. Bannon claims, “We should get kids off social media and start teaching them the proper use of guns, how to defend themselves, their own self-defense,” adding that “we should make that an integrated part of the education so they're not picked on or not threatened and certainly not scared.”

Why, what an innovative idea! Put an end to school bullying by letting the kiddies loose in the schoolyard with loaded guns. Makes you wonder why no educational institutions ever have come up with an idea like that before. And Red State politicians could pass “Stand Your Playground” laws to legally protect school kids who have chosen to exercise their “God-given” Second Amendment rights on each other in America’s schoolyards.

Obviously, it takes a dedicated MAGA Republican to figure out that the only real solution to school bullying - is to encourage more school shootings. Never mind the fact that not even WC Fields would dare come up with a scheme like this. No, something like this requires the mind of the world’s first human incarnation of the herpes virus himself, none of than that of the Trump pardoned grifter, fascist, and “Clorox-white” nationalist Steve Bannon.

Of course, we all know how this goes. The kids with the most powerful and lethal weapons will get bullied the least, so you’d basically be starting a “schoolyard arms race.” It would all play out like this - “Cover me, Tommy, I’m gonna try and make it to English class.” Now, what I don’t exactly get is why Bannon would want to “take out” school bullies. I mean, everyone knows school bullies grow up to be Republicans.

Hell, and why stop with simply arming school children? How about equipping cars with gun turrets to “defend” against drivers who cut you off on the freeway? Or, for a creative mind like Steve Bannon’s, try and find a way to arm fetuses “while still in the womb,” to defend against a possible abortion. I tell you, the possibilities for arming everyone and everything seem nearly endless. Its like an NRA “wet dream.”

That said, all I know is that if they’d armed students way back when I was a kid in school, I guarantee at least 60% of the boys, 35% of the girls, and at least half of the teachers in my school would have ended up dead. That’s right, how do you stop a mean teacher from assigning students unwanted homework? By arming all the kids in the class, that’s how!

Of course, the main trouble with arming students is that these poor kids are already lugging around tons of school books, phones, tablets, bibles, crucifixes, and crosses, as well as all their insecurities. So, now it appears they’ll also need to start hauling around guns and ammo, too? I mean, how much stuff does Steve Bannon think a damn student backpack can hold, anyway? Obviously, something will have to go - so I guess its “goodbye history books.”

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