#joji.txt

[advestager]

fr tho every single tiktok girlie trying to take the award for Song Of The Summer is gonna be SO mad a pair of comedians in deliberately dated outfits nyoomed past them on a fuckin dark horse and yanked away the trophy from them, cartoony YOINK! noise and all

#dj crazy times #ms biljana electronica #joji.txt #truly the summer anthem we deserve

[bleachimatsu]

Cut my hair yesterday he/they but y'all already?? Know that hoon hoon hoon

#selfie #me #haircut #Joji.txt #bleach.txt #YEEHAW #LOOK AT ME BOYS

[anastienivna]

follow my s/o @softkohe 

#joji.txt

[shelfbooty-blog]

Ok I got the hots for Joji as much as the next guy but y'all screencaping every single Snapchat video he is in is kind of creepy. Give him some privacy at least....

#filthy frank #joji miller #joji.txt #Joji #text

[iandthou-hereandnow]

Thinking about food.

#me #food #thought #thot #pink #pink guy #joji.txt #void #hair #stuff

[istartedthejojifandomnet]

god help us all

#joji.txt #jdljfshghfshdkjfsd'

[advestager]

this is gonna sound silly as hell but there is genuinely nothing as affirming regarding the fact that i'm alive and okay and getting better after everything that happened than getting to pin my hair up and seeing there's a lot of it again

#it's fluffy! it's long! it's all curly and all over the place! #i'm starting to look like a baby elf prince(ss) again and i just. i'm so happy man #joji.txt

[advestager]

cannot articulate the absolute, unironic, giddy joy of seeing the words 'dracula spoilers' on my dash on the year of our lord 2023

#joji.txt #dracula daily is a gift and a treasure i'm so glad y'all are having fun

[advestager]

am sick for the fifth time in 4 weeks and y'all i'm starting to get real tired of it

#it's not [redacted] again don't worry #joji.txt #that toon way too long to type properly yikes #give me a breaaaaaaak #also i'm bot ghosting anyone ftr i love y'all znd i will reply to things eventually i'm jus #the human equivalent of a sandwich rhat was left in z hot car for two weeks atm

[advestager]

ok i am perhaps doing too much of the sleep deprivation, maybe, because i was trying to do my bedtime workout and i counted on total automatic "–eight, nine, ten, quintinque–" the last of which is Not a number in any of the four languages i speak nor in the one extra one i can count in. and it feels like it might possibly be a sign

#joji.txt #don't tell jie she's gonna kick my aft #don't tell rina also they're visiting in a month and will DEFINITELY kick my arse

[advestager]

(its da avdol anon once again) And the two of them share a fire/water dichtomy, Avdol’s canonical fave food is sushi, so maybe in exchange, Jotaro can get hooked on koshary! I think sharing culture is a big part of their relationship, a little spark or drop in their eyes as they gaze in between sips of mint tea or matcha.

ANON. anon, anon hey, do you ever think about how the role jotaro played at the beginning of part 4 is basically the same avdol played for him in part 3? do you ever think about mirrors? about the cyclical nature of love? do you ever wonder if he realised, one of those nights alone yet again in an impersonal hotel room, nothing to fill all the empty space but himself and the soul sharing his body and the hours stretching until dawn?

do you wonder if he tried to live up to what he'd had, all those years ago – to how good he'd had it, however short a time it did last?

(not that i do, obviously. not that it fuckin' haunts me.)

also jzkrkjt listen, listen, i have a whole LIST of small things that would be cute in any relationship but which would probably OBLITERATE a 17 year old whose entire previous experience with romance is Girls Shrieking/Jostling Him For Attention and chief among them is the fact that apparently a common nickname for avdol's name is momo so like. please join me in imagining jotaro kujo, human disaster (because that boy is NOT fucking suave, i don't know what fandom is thinking that man literally OUTSOURCES his ONE LINERS) finding out about this, quietly wondering to himself what it might be like to try to call muhammed avdol, actual Hottest Man In The Universe, by a nickname just like avdol calls him jojo, and promptly jamming his hat down all the way to his fucking chin because now his face is on fire just thinking about it and oh god where's all the enemy stand users when you need to DIE

(star platinum would normally object to his user trying to harm himself, except the mental image of avdol not only allowing the nickname but smiling at them about it has made him crash catastrophically, and tech support is not available all the way out in Where-The-Fuck-Even-Are-We since mobile data has yet to be invented)

anyway ten bucks says avdol kinda likes being shorter than jotaro, and when he mentions it as an aside one time, jotaro tries so hard to hide how APPALLINGLY obviously he's been flustered by this information that he goes around looking menacing and stone-faced for a solid three days

#jotaro: if anyone as much as glances at me they will see the MAELSTROM OF EMOTIONS THAT PASSES FOR MY HEART #joseph‚ kak‚ pol‚ the entirety of the northeastern african continent: why does he look like he's fresh off a maximum security prison #joji.txt #anonymous #shim el yasmine #this emotional rollercoaster has been brought to you by jotajosu‚ ironically‚ bc i see So Many Parallels and can never know rest #that and sam indulging my gleeful shrieking re: anon 2's ask cos she's a gentleman and a scholar (and v patient) #jotavdol #avtaro #i am once again begging for a democratically elected ship name #avjota #habibi #husband

[advestager]

Not that anon who sent you the ask about Jotavdol before but my favorite 'fanwork' of them comes from the OVA character designer himself Junichi Hayama. A lot of people repost his art of Avdol lighting Jotaro's cigarette for him, but not a lot of people include his little dialogue exchange to go along with it.

「いつもすまねぇな」

「キミは未成年だろ？」

「細かいこと言ってるとハゲるぜ」

Which I roughly translate as

Jotaro: Sorry about this [not having a lighter]

Avdol: Aren't you too young to smoke?

Jotaro: If you keep worrying about all the details, your hair will fall out.

It's such a warm and affectionate piece of art, I think about it all the time, and I love the way it fits in like a missing scene for the OVA where Avdol also lights his cigarette for him

my beloved anon 2: electric bogaloo, i want you to know the conversation tidbit is ENTIRELY new information to me and i got punched in the feelings by it like the fist of a fluffy vengeful god (so basically star platinum or something) so hard i had to put my phone down for a second and go HHHHHHHHH into my hands like an absolute FOOL

that is SO like the dynamic i picture for them i'm just sitting here making hysterical teakettle noises and gjzkkfkr GODDDDD. i can't keep my cool i CAN'T i haven't been trained for this!!!! i'm gonna go print that art on a cake and EAT it or something. junichi hayama and i are sworn brothers now and i'm mailing him my firstborn as soon as i procure one

(you of course are getting the secondborn for opening my eyes to this new and wonderful world i wasn't aware of where someone other than me and og anon wants to see the boys interact

(or possibly more??? question mark???? HAYAMA-SENSEI I'M OUTSIDE AND I NEED ANSWERS))

god i do love that even without seeing the art itself you can just sense the affection and camaraderie between them. at this point my shipping goggles don't even need to be involved, i'm just glad to be here. that kinda dialogue feels super fitting for them, too, especially considering the end of the jail scene where avdol just Stops fighting and sits down all chill because 'hey i only said i'd get you out and i did 😌' – he started them on the path of subtle teasing and now it's jotaro's turn to dish.

ty again for this wonderful knowledge and happy 2024!!!! 💖🎉🎊 the year of jotavdol is already going great 🔥✨🔥

#ask tag #anonymous #avtaro #jotavdol #avjota #????? #the quest for a ship name continues #honestly you gotta love it when two buff mfers with potential murder machines for souls decide that the best way to be friends #is to metaphorically tug on each other's ears like baby kittens #habibi #husband #shim el yasmine #jotaro kujo #muhammad avdol #joji.txt

[advestager]

i don't speak slovenian and i was born in mexico so uh. no i don't think i would

#joji.txt #adventures in job hunting are going grand obviously

[advestager]

i LOVE your "things jotaro says on the way out of the dentist's" tag but im like, how often is he at the dentist's?!

joji did u give him 32 root canals or???

LMAOOOO nope the dentist is just super far from his place, there's a fuckton of traffic, and josuke is goading him into not shutting up as he drives

#joji.txt #ask tag #mathewdevassy #gio every single time i think your url has matthew with two ts on it and i get so confused gjakkf #also ftr this is like. a Thing that gets mentioned in a fic i'm not pulling it out of a hat #daddy kink fic may have completely derailed into domestic nonsense but i can at least ensure the nonsense is ridiculous as hell #(mainly bc the premise was affectionate mockery of daddy kink to begin with)

[advestager]

not the fanfic i just started reading referring to a character as the pinkette 😭😭😭

#they waited a whole section to pull that one out i feel TRICKED #joji.txt #wank tag #and anyway it would be PINKET you ignorant buffoon he's a GUY

[advestager]

uuuuuuu today is arms day and i wanna do my workout but. bed warm n comfy

#joji.txt #i wanna defy the laws of physics and be simultaneously warm and wrapped in blankies. and also getting Buff #but i WILL get up!!!! for my beloved suguru