#who is NOt the oldest

[barnbridges]

if this website shuts down, you will find me writing about bunny corcoran on some newsletter or even worse, mailing it by snailmail.

#you are NOT getting rid of me so easily #dear readers #today i looked for the 80th time at that in the section where he lists his brothers bunny Begins with ted #who is NOt the oldest #but whose kid he called a bastard #very meaningful!

[akalikai]

I know everyone says Needles is the Michael of TMP but I'm gonna be totally honest, I think Needles is MUCH more like Nikola than Michael.

Someone should draw Michael being cool and mysterious and then there's his weird cousins Nikola and Needles just being. themselves in the background

Additional note: i do actually have a fear of needles which probably makes this post all the funnier

#michael shelley #the magnus protocol #the magnus archives #tma micheal distortion #michael distortion #tma #tmagp #nikola orsinov #needles #michael just being his usual cool self #and then needles and nikola just needling and nikolaing in the bg #michael: i am not a who. a who requires a degree of identity- #nikola: MICHAEL NEEDLES IS STUCK ON A HUMAN AGAIN COME HELP ME UNSKEWER HIM #michael: oh for FUCKS SAKE YOU TWO #michael is sick of them #but hes their cool older cousin (even though technically nikola is the oldest i think)

[ispyspookymansion]

know as in actually know, not just have met or know of, i’m more curious about on a regular basis who the oldest lgbt person is that you interact with. can also be someone you regularly interacted with/knew at some point and no longer do for whatever reason

#when i was in high school i did a library group with a lesbian who was probably in her late twenties? #or maybe early 30s. i went to her wedding! but thats the oldest lgbt person ive really Known :( #kora.txt

[buqbite]

Mockery of the audience

[ID: Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint fanart of Kim Dokja standing in a mocking pose with his back to the viewer, speaking to a huge gallery of silhouettes. He's in his Demon King form, and one of his legs is kicked back as he raises his hands dramatically. Most of the scene is shaded in dark purple, but Dokja is cast in bright red. A huge purple eye with a star-shaped pupil stares down from above, casting a spotlight over Dokja. End ID]

(ID by princess-of-purple-prose)

#i dont have anything emo and smart to say im too tired #Anyways reflected in the eye is dokja himself #He's mocking the audience and putting on such a grand and bold act #But who's his target? The faceless constellations? They're included but he is the same as them #At the end its his own face staring back at him #He's making a mockery of the audience and hes subjected to the mockery of the audience #orv #orv spoilers #omniscient readers viewpoint #kim dokja #orv kdj #demon king of salvation #oldest dream #<- implied lol #my art

[bluerosefox]

The MANY Bloodlines of Constantine

Those Constantine is Danny's dad and sold his kid soul because he thought he'd actually never have one and Danny is now the Ghost King so his soul claims are invalid AUs but learns he's not Constantine only kid (after a while Constantine honestly 100% thought he'd never have kids and never bothered with a 1st born clause when making deals, maybe some annoyed deity or powerful magic user made Constantine think he can't have kids anymore just to get back at the conman) and now doing everything in his Kingly power to save his half-siblings (can be other teens from other shows or movies or cartoons etc etc) because Danny is the oldest of them and really really wants to punch his biodad for making such a huge mess he has to deal with but Danny does get to meet and protect his younger Half-siblings.

Then comes the day he's celebrating one of his half-sibs birthday with all the others when he's suddenly summoned out of the blue and meets not just the Justice League but his, and his half-sibs, no good soul selling biodad.

Hello rightly placed aggression.... Once he takes care of that powerful evil spirit that's attacking earth first of course.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #blue rambles #crossover #writing ideas #random idea #danny phantom dc #John Constantine #Constantine is in trouble #Danny is the oldest of them #got crowned before his 18th and the papers/contracts that had his soul showed up #he read them and was livid that his biodad sold his soul #then he found out just who Constantine is and is now annoyed as heck when others show up trying to claim his soul #he gets really pissed off when he starts getting contracts for apparently his younger half-sibs souls #because hes the oldest and now Ghost King and with his protector core all contracts dealing with his blood/family is sent to him #on the bright side he gets to know his half-sibs #he will be punching Constantine once he deals with whatever he was summoned for though #his siblings can be any other kids from any other shows/movies/cartoons etc #is this silly. yes. do I wanna read something like this. double yes #is it almost 3am and I am bored out of my mind. triple yes #ghost king danny

[bingqiv]

the thing is that if ten met missy for even a split second he’d literally drop everything and everyone to literally travel the stars with her. like it’s literally canon that all he wanted was to travel with simms!master before his death and to be handed a master who not only wants to travel but is trying to be good. he’d be so fucking feral about it.

#ya’ll know he’d drop rose in an instant for a master who wants to travel and be good #like this is his oldest friend in the universe the only person he’s ever met who’s even remotely like him #then they’d travel together forever - the only companion who’s ever been able to keep up with them #doctor who #tenth doctor #the master #thoschei #dw #missy #this also goes to the 9th doctor to an extent but they’d proper just waylaid each other into being more fucked up which 👀👀

[54625]

Absolutely insane btw that Fit Em fucking Cee has portrayed one of the most relatable, well-paced, beautiful, heartfelt, wholesome, interesting, engaging stories about getting past toxic masculinity and learning to accept yourself as the person you are rather than the person that circumstance shaped you into and recovering from past mistakes and letting people into your heart after a life of isolation that I have ever seen in any piece of media, and he did it all in Minecraft. whilst bald

#qsmp #qsmp fitmc #fitmc #qsmp fit #this is Mr. “the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft” #actually insane #absolutely fantastic to have a character who suffers because of toxic masculinity but the solution isn't just “don't be masculine” btw #fitmc tag

[oifaaa]

New pitch for dc: don't let any of your characters age they all just stay the same age for atleast the next 10 years with the only exception being Tim Drake who will do so at the same rate as people usually age eg: one irl year = one Tim Drake year

#dc #dc comics #tim drake #why?? #bc i think itd be funny if we get to a point where tim is the oldest bat #and everything else is retconed to fit #13 year old tim is annoying dick about bruce needing a robin #no 23 year old tim annoying dick about bruce needing a robin #this will mean most of tims established romantic interests will have to be disregarded #but he can still hang out with the yj #hes just gonna be their sad young adult friend who doesnt have any friends his own age

[aslyran]

[ID: ORV fanart. 2D, not shaded Yoo Joonghyuk, Han Sooyoung, Lee Jihye, Kim Namwoon, and Anna Croft stand on a theater stage, Joonghyuk in the center. The backdrop is a dark forest that tears open to show the Oldest Dream, who is huge, the people on stage the size of dolls compared to him. He watches the scene, his eyes shining and smiling. He reaches out with one hand to Yoo Joonghyuk. The colors of the stage are dark blues and greens, contrasting the Dream, who is drawn in warm orange tones. There's a plaque above the stage that says "The Oldest Dream" in caps. /end ID

The people i liked were living stories in a place where I didn’t exist.

#ARGSDFFDFF KIM DOKJA YOU FOOL #he can see a bit of himself in everyone of these stories #and in who he cant (yjh); he tries to become #in a sense #he imagines a story in which every little part of himself is something others must overcome and undesrtand #they can’t advance if they don’t either understand eachoter ( and by proxy kdj) better #to relate he must put a bit of him in there but he cant help but also see himself as an obstacle #anyways #the oldest dream #oldest dream #kim dokja #omniscient reader's viewpoint #fanart #kdj fanart #orv kdj #orv

[aprill-99]

Rhys: “So let’s see if I’ve got this; you have immense shadow power, incredible combat skills, height, tattoos, secrets, dead parents, a thirst for vengeance, the weight of the world on your shoulders, a rebellion to lead, and a dragon?”

Xaden: “Yeah? I mean, there’s also my girlfriend who I’m completely in love with and 107 people under my protection but-”

Rhys: *frantically flipping through papers* “this is the hyper-intelligent girlfriend with unprecedented lightning powers? The one you speak to with your mind and call a nickname permanently?”

Xaden: “I do only have the one girlfriend. Kinda offended you’d think otherwise.”

Rhys: *signs a paper* “Adopted. The rebellion thing is handled. Me and your aunts and uncles have got this. Your new mom is going to need some time to add you and your mate to the family portrait gallery. Your bedroom is upstairs, knives are in the training ring, family dinner is every Thursday, your allowance is infinity and your curfew is never.”

Xaden: “I am…. Older than your wife?”

Rhys: “Did I fucking stutter?”

#incorrect quotes #fourth wing incorrect quotes #fourth wing #incorrect acotar quotes #acotar #crossover #who wants to write it? #bat boys #xaden riorson #rhysand #you cannot tell me im wrong #Xaden would be adopted in 0.8 seconds flat #Violet and gwyn can hang out #Rhys and Azriel might have to fight over custody #Violet would have a lot of fun with the valkyries #Brennan has things to say about Night Court medical practices #Tairn Sgaeyl and Andarna have a lot of thoughts about Byraxis #if Xaden is 23 than he is factually at least 2 years older than the oldest we’ve seen Feyre and that’s objectively fucking funny #Rhys is in his Dad era and even if he weren’t Xaden is everything he looks for in adoptive family and IC members #Rhys thinks Xaden is baby brother shaped and Xaden thinks Rhys is a weird powerful guy who might be able to help him win the rebellion #Xaden needs a nap #Xaden is adaptable and he’ll roll with this #but damnit all if he’s not bringing Violet with him #Violet is sure something about this is funny #crack fic #crossover fic

[turrondeluxe]

#i SWEAR i will answer the asks i got this just got into my brain and wouldnt leave lmao #yi knows your ip number #i was thinking in here they are around 3 years actually #we still got no canon knowledge on who is the eldest and who is the youngest but i headcanon it like #uno (oldest and will always let everyone know) odyn (second oldest and oldest middle child) moja (youngest middle child) yi (youngest) #yi isvery smart for her age!!! #she already reading and writing and dissing her brother look at her go!!! #im also not putting a read more on this one because the last time i did that so many people were yelling at me in the tags #to not put my stuff under read more #I LISTENED OK #HERE YOU GO #FORCES YOU TO LOOK AT MY SILLY STUFF #peepaw and babies au #tmnt #tmnt the last ronin #the last ronin lost years #tmnt uno #tmnt moja #tmnt yi #tmnt odyn #tmnt mikey #tmnt michelangelo #doodles #my art

[spectralish]

3rd doc doodles because he's my bbygorl <3

#still learning to draw him hehe #going back to my oldest fandom feels so surreal #thoschei #doctor who #the doctor #third doctor #doodles #ninth doctor #the master #jo grant #jon pertwee #roger delgado #katy manning #christopher eccleston #dw #classic who #classic doctor who #fanart #my art #karyagustay

[not-a-matopoeia]

do you think that when people in the batfam send pictures of Dick to each other or in a group chat that are like:

"haha look at this Dick pic guys"

and then people respond in kind like they are not, in-fact, looking at a photo of Dick Grayson, but like an actual dickpic and pretend to be all grossed out by it

#because if I knew someone named Dick I'd do that #we would not be friends for long but it would be a great time #listen-as an oldest sibling #and someone who has few only sibling friends #this just seemes like a think that siblings would do #just to piss someone off slightly #because its fucking funny #and you (most of the time) love them so its fine #steph brown #dick grayson #timothy drake #batfam #bruce wayne #damian wayne #batman #dc comics #jason todd #cassandra cain #duke thomas

[luddlestons]

things your embarrassing little brother does immediately upon meeting your best friends and wizard crush.

#younger brothers who are way taller than you is just what happens on the oldest daughter to transmasc roadtrip #my art #critical role #essek thelyss #verin thelyss

[bastionbibi]

Conan's face like 80% of the time bc he has to take care of fucking everything in this house.

For example here he just prevented a whole hand grenade from exploding on the streets below. But like what wouldve happen if he and his trusty firework ball wasnt there ????

GET OFF THE FLOOR REI THIS IS UR FUCKING JOB NOT HIS !!

#rei keeps fucking around but somehow its conan who finds out #conan oldest sibling energy despite being the literal youngest #detective conan #conan edogawa #bride of halloween #furuya rei #bibitxt

[kirby-the-gorb]

#kirby #kirbear #plushies #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #I've been slowly repairing my baby blanket #unpicking all the decades of old stitches and everything. #she's actually in incredibly good shape for her age #but her edges are giving out #so I unpicked the old hems and put a border on her #and darned the corner that was too destroyed to reach the border #I still have to unpick and redarn the hole torn by my childhood cat #(weird little fun fact: my baby blanket is genderfluid for some reason?) #(right now she is her and she has been her in the past but she has also been him in the past.) #it's a lot of work because I have to finish whole chunks at once so she's stable enough to sleep with at night #I can't leave big raw vulnerable edges just because I'm tired #but it's mostly done now #(and yes I took a couple little videos of her old repairs because they were a part of her. especially the oldest ones.) #there's lots of people who do stuffed animal restoration and stuff but I haven't found anyone that does baby blankets :( #so I'll just learn to do it myself.