favorite part of your body for your owners to hit?
well i dont have any owners but if i did idk i guess face?? or ass. i dont really enjoy full on punching or like beating much like thats too much for me but slapping and like hurting other ways is really hot so like. yeah ig face. i just love the idea of being slapped around and like having my hair pulled so i look at them 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
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I need to reread the comics again to have specific arguments/evidence for this, but like
I feel a bit like I could've been sympathetic to the way other Cybertronian colonies view Cybertron, if it weren't for the fact that at least several of them (as in, ones that get notable dialogue/screen time) are so low-key self-righteous?
Like, idk... there's a lot of criticism of Cybertronians because they're so "warlike" and how their obsession with violence and vengeance is just dragging the whole galaxy down with them, but uh. The Autobot-Decepticon war was basically a product of societal ills bubbling over for like 6 million years beforehand and then finally boiling over into a 4 million year war that lasted as long as it did because the people involved had immense social/psychological trauma from being "raised" in an oppressive society.
So when the colonists come in being all 'omg you people are so violent and uncivilized why don't you just like, stop fighting' it kind of pissed me off a little bit as a reader/person like. Idk the colonists really came into this society of people full of massive amounts of trauma where even before the war society was super oppressive and no one has any experience of living "normal" lives unaffected by violence and bigotry. And the colonists were like "ummm wow why don't you guys just??? stop fighting???." Like idk it wasn't EVERY SINGLE MOMENT, in fact I think that when it was played for laughs it's quite a funny "fridge horror" type element. It was just annoying because like.... IDK???? It's just really annoying to watch a bunch of people who lived relatively sheltered lives on their own planets come to a different planet full of traumatized people and be like "omg why are you people so fucked up" IDK BRO MAYBE BECAUSE THEIR SOCIETY WAS OPPRESSIVE AND THEY LIVED THROUGH A LIFELONG WAR???
It also doesn't help that the colonies were literally founded based on imperialism and conquest so like, it's fucking rich to hear colonists scolding Cybertronians for their violence ruining the whole galaxy while literally sitting on planets that their Primes colonized from others. The hypocrisy of this is briefly mentioned in Unicron (literally the FINAL STORY OF THE SERIES) but like, that's basically the only time Cybertronian characters are given a reprieve of sympathy from other characters in universe and it's so tiresome.
I've talked to other people who didn't like the colonists and thought they basically (narratively speaking) existed just to shit on the existing characters, and it's actually really easy for me to sympathize with/outright agree with that assessment of the story considering how much of exRID/OP seems to be preoccupied with "Cybertron/the Primes/Optimus sucks" with very few reprieves for anything positive happening and even fewer chances for characters to get to explain themselves and experience a little bit of justice? Like, as the audience, it's just very frustrating to see the characters you spent hundreds of issues keeping up with get shit on by a bunch of "literally-who"s and then not really get a chance to ever defend themselves, either by literally defending themselves in conversation or having some sort of narrative thing happening that vindicates them at least symbolically
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But are they cool enough to take on brain eating monsters?
You bet your ass they aren't.
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"If you see one, just.. I don't know, wack it's head off."
"V.. Do you see this axe? It weighs more than you do. I can barely lift it."
"For fuck sake Goro, didn't you read how to kill zombies for dummies? I bought that book for a reason.."
"Oh.. I thought you bought that for yourself."
"Now's not the time to insult me! If you can't wack it, than we'll have to run."
"Speak for yourself, V. I am but half a man, I cannot get infected like you."
"Would you just leave me to die than?"
"... Why don't I take a look at that book, hmm?"
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anxiety has taken some of my favorite activities from me but i think the one im saddest about is being able to draw on myself
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I dont think kon should ever be superman, that doesn't feel like the positive progression of his story, but there is something morbidly compelling to me about a world where he is the only choice for it and fills that role out of that deep sense of loyalty. Bc yeah its the purpose he was made for and now hes doing it! Wasnt that what he strived for all along! And yes he would be good at it, its been his whole life and hes super competent and powerful bc ttk is insane. And he would never feel good enough, would never be confident that hes doing as well as clark had, and years down the line he'd still feel like a 16yo kid with too big shoes to fill
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My initial off the top of my head wxs Pokémon partners match up would be
Nene - primarina/rotom/hatterene. Primarina is self explanatory, the rotom was originally rui’s but it possesses robonene so it’s hers now, and hatterene…
Emu - bewear/mr. mime/togekiss. Bewear is funny (& similar to the mascot bodyguard), Mr. Mime is self explanatory, togekiss is self explanatory wrt Pokédex entries.
Rui - porygon z/mimikyu/silvaly. I feel like all of these are pretty self explanatory.
Tsukasa - dragonite/sylveon/rapidash. Dragonite is a wxs world link reference, sylveon just fits, rapidash because there is no Pegasus pokemon.
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