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oh to have the singular life goal of becoming the old lady with an overgrown garden at the edge of town the kids have invented an entire folklore about

#text

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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997 - 2003) ⏤ 6.04, Flooded

#btvs

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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997 - 2003) ⏤ 6.04, Flooded

#btvs

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carol hathaway + just being gorgeous, nbd

#e.r.

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Selected Books of the Beloved, Gregory Orr

#poetry

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Sometimes reviews say something so true in the middle of the blather:

#taylor swift

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So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

#text

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“you are just a broken weapon. nothing more.”

#batfam brainrot

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thinking about how Marcus Mumford is the Eras Tour’s specialest boy ☺️

#iirc only other special guests are 1) openers (haim for no body no crime phoebe for nothing new. grace and sabrina when they got rained out) #and 2) co-writers/besties/emotional support (jack and aaron) #and then we’ve got……Marcus #not a co-writer. not an opener. not even a feature!! just really fucking loves cowboy like me and his little backing vocals #good for him lol

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#nancy was literally describing steve without knowing it

#stranger things

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♡ sierra’s 1.6k celebration  @elena-gilbert asked 🦋 delena dance in 1x19 or delena dance in 6x22

#tvd

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but now I can’t SLEEP

#one spider? terrible nightmares for days but once you get rid of it it’s gone! #spiders don’t have friends! #bees?? social!

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him, having successfully removed the hornet: well, that’s done

me: now I have to marry you

him: do you have a glass in here

me, half asleep: a water glass?

him: yeah

me: no

him, very calmly: you know what I think we should do? I think you should go and get a water glass. and also a piece of paper. and I can catch the bug that’s over there.

me, trying to see the bug: what??

him, putting a hand over my eyes: nooo. no. no. don’t do that.

me, turning around anyway, expecting a gross spider: IS THAT A—

him, resigned: yeah I think it’s a hornet

#in which cate tells stories

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him: do you have a glass in here

me, half asleep: a water glass?

him: yeah

me: no

him, very calmly: you know what I think we should do? I think you should go and get a water glass. and also a piece of paper. and I can catch the bug that’s over there.

me, trying to see the bug: what??

him, putting a hand over my eyes: nooo. no. no. don’t do that.

me, turning around anyway, expecting a gross spider: IS THAT A—

him, resigned: yeah I think it’s a hornet

#in which cate tells stories

[francesderwent]

DAMON SALVATORE & ELENA GILBERT - The Vampire Diaries ↳ 3.10, 'The New Deal'

#tvd

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Batgirl

Batgirl (Vol. 5) #13

Art by Joshua Middleton

#batfam brainrot #SHE

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HE WAS SUNSHINE, I WAS MIDNIGHT RAIN

#stranger things