#which is weird

[smoxensweetpea]

Alright, now let’s talk about this:

Um, excuse me sir but that is incorrect. You, as Ten, didn’t have vanity issues.

You’re old here and you think you’re going to die for good and it’s been hundreds of years… blah blah blah. Is that any excuse for this blatant rewriting of history? No.

(Couldn’t you have just said “it was a whole thing”? Then we wouldn’t need this rant! But here we go.)

Remember Rose, Doctor? Remember the pink and yellow human who joined you after the Time War and brought light and joy back into your heart? Who made you laugh and smile again? Who made you say “if I believe in one thing, I believe in her”?

And remember when you regenerated from Nine to Ten in front of her?

You would have given her this if you could have. In a heartbeat. You spent practically that whole Christmas trying to get her to like the new you! And she did, she loved you as Ten. And you lost her. You were torn apart against your will. She was devastated. You mourned her.

Then you finally get her back, just a glimpse, and you are shot down before you can even hug her.

So you regenerated and you kept your face and you played it off as vanity.

Well done. It’s almost as if you have hundreds of years experience deflecting emotions with humor. But it was so much more than that!

After everything that had happened you couldn’t put her through that again! You couldn’t put yourself through it!

Regeneration is still like dying. “Everything in me dies. Some new man goes sauntering away”. It might have been easier for Ten to be someone else. To be somewhat removed from all the emotions he had wrapped up in this woman. But he couldn’t do that. Not if he could help it. Not even to save himself some sliver of pain if and when it ended again. To deprive Rose, and himself, of this reunion would have been cruel. This time he could give her what he couldn’t last time… her Doctor.

What I’m saying is, Doctor, as you look back on your lives maybe don’t forget the people who meant so much to you. And don’t cheapen the times you were able to give someone (including yourself) something they needed.

/rant

#i know it’s supposed to just be a funny line #because Ten is hot and he knows it #apparently I feel very strongly about this #which is weird #Rose isn’t even my favorite of Ten’s companions #I just loved the way he smiled in season 2 #david tennant #doctor who #ten #tenth doctor #rose tyler #ten and rose #tenrose

[doctorsiren]

We should ignore how much I’m drawing him I think

#doctorsiren #spiderman across the spiderverse #smatsv #spiderman across the spiderverse spoilers #across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse spoilers #the spot #johnathon ohnn #spiderverse fanart #art #digital art #my art #fanart #procreate #he’s just so relaxing to draw #which is weird #that his chaos is relaxing to depict

[z0mbclit]

Tori is a fucking yapper.

Extras:

#eddsworld #ellsworld tori #tori x laurel #laureltori #laurel eddsworld #evil laughter #?? what is this tag #evil laugh #gay girls! actually #laurel isnt a girl. shes nkt a boy #shes something ull never understand #but she will die for tori #last night i had a dream i was a bowl of ketchup #and you were mustard #which is weird #torilaurel #girls who smoke weed #they did all the drugs #ew art #digital art #tori eddsworld #tori trans #penisworld

[crowzirawho]

crowley and aziraphale being asexual does not automatically mean they are sex-repulsed, please

if you headcanon them as such then all the more power to you! obviously this is not the problem here, all headcanons are equally valid. but acting like it's disgusting whenever someone mentions them having sex or doing something sexual is... kinda weird.

acting like there is something inherently wrong with them having a sexual relationship isn't that great of a take. "their relationship is so pure because there is nothing sexual" their relationship can be pure and include sex, who are you the church???!

I personally like to believe they are completely neutral and they would decide to try and proceed to have the most asexual sex ever and enjoy it simply because it makes them feel good and they like making each other feel good. but everyone is entitled to their own headcanons - none of them are inherently disgusting!

(unless you only tie their asexuality to the fact that they're not human and decide that they would be having sex because they're more "human" - which is weird towards asexual people because why are you dehumanizing us)

#idk if this notion is tied to certain people infantilizing aziraphale #but for certain takes ive seen on it it definitely is #which is weird #good omens #aziracrow #asexual #crowley #asexual crowley #aziraphale #asexual aziraphale #ineffable husbands

[shittygaypornmagazine]

#I didn't see this meme yet #which is weird #shrek #shrek 5 #destiel meme

[marsosims]

made a bedside table and a plant, still have to do recolors of the plant though i think, i also might switch out the pampas grass for something else?? not sure

#marso #WIP #i'm having trouble with the bed frames though because for some reason cats can jump on them? #and they look like they're floating #which is weird #if anyone is familiar with these stuff #pls send help!

[fern-keey]

#my art #one punch man #Saitama and Genos are my otp but #this ship doesn’t have much fanart #which is weird #fubuki #psybuki #psykos #fubukos

[hajrukta]

love this duo

#my art #double life #double life fanart #double life smp #dlsmp #scott smajor #smajor1995 #double life smajor #smajor fanart #smajor1995 fanart #dangthatsalongname #i don’t think #i’ve ever drawn cleo before this #which is weird #because i’ve watched her for like three years

[buglaur]

#new boy #i think i've fallen into same face syndrome #i brought this guy into blender and he just looks like cillian #but he doesn't in game #which is weird #it's because i use the same damn presets all the time #if he ends up looking too much like the twins when i post him properly then i'm saying he's their distant cousin or something lmfao #anyways 7 minute render of him before i go to sleep #he's for the bc i reblogged today #but i'm too tired to write a bio rn lol #his name is enda btw <3 #delete later maybe

[didthekingdieyet]

Why do you call him tampon charlie? I mean, he deserves it, but I feel like I missed the memo on that

oh because in 1989 (i’m pretty sure) (i know it was while he was still with diana) he said that he wanted to be reincarnated as a tampon so he could live inside c*milla 🫣

#which is WEIRD #and GROSS #like who says that #anyways #anti monarchy #not a countdown #ask response #tampon charlie #tampongate

[alum-fr]

More forum games! This is Gemini, and she belongs to Cheeriowo.

#I couldn’t get the image to work on the forum this time? #which is weird #never had an issue with it before #alum does art #other people’s pixel dragons #flight rising fan art #skydancer dragon

[frogyourbog]

anyone else notice that they didn’t have ambrosia or nectar?? i wonder why that is. like i’m not mad about it it’s just an odd thing to change imo

#like cus it was helpful for the Plot not to have it but it could’ve just been exploded on the train #but i haven’t noticed any mention of it at all #which is weird #percy jackson #bog post

[arandomtennisplayer]

I love the fact that there’s literally just a ‘I hate children’ Inazuma Eleven skill

#inazuma eleven #their going to be Kentucky Fried children soon #but like who would have this skill? #the only person who actually has it is Aida Chikara #which is weird #honestly in general it’s a strange skill

[plushyluke]

h-he just

#okay so he’s fran fine now? #yeahhhhhh he looks like fran fine #which is weird #and uh he’s wearing ** ******* #he??? #i am his clown #this is so chic and sexy #it’s like his old plaid pants revived #jlmfr #luke hemmings #lashton #cinnamoroll!! #lrh #5sos #ashton irwin #afi #calum hood #cth #michael clifford #mgc #bottom luke #tmh #tmh irving

[spittyfishy]

Since you did Kaede and her twin, can we have what you think Korekiyo's sister looked like when she was alive?

Trying to make her not just look like Kiyo in another outfit was a challenge lol, but I gave her a somewhat baggy jacket to hide how sickly skinny she is (cause I’m pretty sure it was a mysterious illness that killed her in canon?) and kept Kiyos general colour scheme though more on the dark green side rather then olive.

#any version of her I use in my au’s is so different from canon I couldn’t remember much of the actual things about her lol #I mean we really only see her as a naked ghost #which is weird #weird part of the game #ndrv3 #danganronpa #korekiyo's sister #danganronpa killing harmony

[phantomskeep]

WIP Wednesday!!

Omg I didn't forget!! Holy shit!!!

Anyways, this week's WIP Wednesday includes some bits from Putting the "Fun" Back in "Funeral"! Enjoy :)

...

Putting the "Fun" Back in "Funeral":

The piercing neon green of his eyes bled back into their usual icy blue, though the curious look did not leave. “Why’s that? And who names their kid Batman?”

Part of the City Spirit’s dark cloud tried to nudge him back towards his couch. “The Batman,” she began, “is a hero who operates to protect my city. He was born here and donned his cape in order to help those in need from the many criminals who call my territory home.”

Danny gave an involuntary awed noise. “So you guys have heroes here, too?” A dark tendril of smog wrapped around the back of the couch, resting gently against Danny’s neck.

The idea of having other heroes around was something that greatly appealed to Danny. Being the lone super-powered protector of Amity Park for so long took its toll on the young man, even with his human companions. It just wasn’t the same, being the only one with advanced abilities. He had to take the bigger hits, he had to be the one to save his friends if they got into too great of a bind, he had to be the one to try and take on the burden of Amity Park alone when they all went off to find their place in the world. With great power comes great responsibility, after all. And being the Ghost King? Well, Danny had more than enough "great power" to spare.

The thought was just as sobering as it was exciting. Other heroes, super or not, meant that there was something to have caused those heroes to come into play. Some great villain, or a world-ending disaster, or even large crime rates. Lady Gotham only said criminals, though, so maybe there were no supervillains Danny needed to worry about.

“Yes, in fact there is a large society of both heroes and villains.”

Well, it was a nice thought while it lasted.

“But many of the aliens you were so excited to hear about are among those heroes.” Gotham continued, not noticing Danny’s sudden mid-afterlife crisis. “There is the Batman, who is one of the founders of the Justice League. Superman, Wonder Woman, the Flash, Green Arrow, and many others are all part of this superhero society - the Justice League.”

“Okay,” Danny was desperately trying to keep up with this sudden information. “So, Batman is a super-powered dude who helped to start an entire squad of superheroes?”

“He has no powers. The Dark Knight is just a man, same with Green Arrow and many others. They simply are able to keep up with the aliens, gods, and metas.”

Danny paused, taking in a breath. He touched his fingers together, pressing his palms flat. Another breath was taken, this one deeper than the last. With every ounce of teenage angst he still had within him, Danny lifted his hands up together to rest against his forehead before bringing them down in an arch that would have made Sam proud. “What the fuck.”

A laugh rolled from Gotham’s form, his guardian sneakily tightening her protective hold on him. “What the fuck indeed, Little One.”

“Okay, okay-” Danny’s voice cracked with indignation, “So regular every-day humans fight supervillains and are able to keep up with gods? And super-powered aliens?”

“Yes.”

“And one of those humans - who named himself after a bat - is the sole protector of your lair? Besides yourself? And he doesn’t let any of his superhero friends help him?”

“I never said he worked alone. Though, for a long time he did not have any help.”

“Lady G,” Danny said again with exasperation. “I repeat: what the fuck.”

Her only response was to laugh at his expense as he continued to moan about how he couldn’t seem to escape crazy people, no matter what dimension he runs to. The space shared by two multi-dimensional beings filled with an easy warmth.

“So,” Danny started after a couple minutes of his grumbling. “Superpowered people aren’t allowed in your city because one of your protectors is just a man in a… What, fursuit? A crime-fighting fursuit?” He paused, considering, before rapidly moving on. “But there are super-powered people in this dimension who are also heroes.”

“Yes, that is all true.”

The young man took a second, silently thinking, before speaking again. “Okay, okay,” He started. “And the chances that I’m going to have to just… steal all of these ghostly artifacts is pretty high, right?”

“Again, you are correct.”

“So,” Danny said, stretching out the word. “Chances are they’re going to think I’m some sort of villain.”

Gotham made a noise akin to two cars scraping against each other as she hesitated to answer. “There is a chance of that, yes.”

...

“Great,” he bemoaned, bonelessly flopping around his couch. “Guess it’s time to pull out the ol’ acting shoes. Welcome to Danny’s One-Stop Shop for Villainy.”

Mmmm Dead on Main my beloved :) Putting the "Fun" Back in "Funeral" chapter 4 should be posted sometime this week! I just need to actually finish writing a couple of POVs ^-^

#dead on main #DCxDP #DPxDC #danny phantom #my poor sweet baby #wip wednesday #wip #i told myself i wasnt going to write angst #and then i started my side project #and so far its only angst #putting the fun back in funeral #thats been my non-angsty story #which is weird #ngl #anyways back to the grind