#what the fawk um yeah

[duskerot]

hardest life of anyone ever -> i hate when a song hits me so hard i could fucking explode but the lyrics on their own dont get that feeling across . Like how am i supposed to put this in my discord status

#txt #RRHG ... #orrrr or when the lyrics are all So Concerning. fawking saline solution . #ans what do you wnt me to put the sonf name ib my status ?? 'i 💜 saline solution' ?? like a Freak? #ALSO. fuckin. oh yeah this was about Real Love Song btw #um . u . ALSO fuckin uh youtube had to jsut. make their playlist sorting system so fucking shit #youcannot adjust videos in playlists on YouTube music and the app now has recommendations at the bottom #and has to load every 20 songs but if you pull the song too far sown it goes into the recommendations #and when it reloads its just Somewhere in your playlist now. have fun finding it #and its the same on desktop except ajy time you move a song it has to reload every segment of your playlist again one by one #DIE . it worked before #websires and apps and programs are truly committed to getting worse alm the time #. web sire .. #any #ways

[devotion-disorder]

HI OMG now that i have ur attention (kinda) w the last ask about dol can i just say that ur blog is one of my favs FR FR!! your artstyle is perfect i wish i was U!!!! smooch smooch smooch chuu chuu chuu x1000000000 chuus i hope you have the best day of ur life everyday!! and that little kylar chibi is so cute :3 in the time that i’ve sent that ask he has since kidnapped me!! <33 i ignored him the entire time though bc why would he do that!! (he’s cute but i can’t let him get out of hand) and i escaped dw :3

okay and note about dol; UR SO RIGHT i love the grind of getting money it’s so rewarding!! i’ve became a little sexy spa girl to entice customers into givang me monay…. ohohoho. but now idk what to do with all of it, what do you spend money on other than baileys weekly payments?? i avoid giving them money HEHE ( but i do pay them once a month though so robin doesn’t get shanked))

love u love u great artist and author and everything!! multitalented starshine!! + + + + + Love

also. what’s Hades… ahaha… ur my game plug

omg anon you are being too nice what the FAWK....im jus your game plug.............asudhaiudhawiudawhiad😭😭😭😭 <- im morphin into this emoji in real time. sentencing you to ten thousand smooches NOW

i also loved to grind for cash in dol LOL but it was mostly just for the millionaire vrelcoin achievement. because theres nothing i love more than meaningless achievements in viddy games😔then once i got it i just spend it on literally anything because money just becomes a non-factor lol

but also thanks for giving me an excuse to talk about Hades. you will regret this. under the cut cause da post is long:

Hades is an indie roguelite game released a couple years ago! and literally I cannot find a single bad thing to say about this game im being serious rn. The storyline? Fucks. The music? Fucks. The art? Fucks. The characters? I need to fuck everyone so bad. The gameplay? I've never been more addicted to dying. and this game is fully voice acted like WHAT?????

In the game you play as Zagreus, son of Hades, and youre trying to escape from your house because you hate your dad and also to find your mom. but theres also tons of other characters with their own sub-plotlines AND there's a dating mechanic. there's honestly so much goddang content and the writing + voice-acting is totally solid!!

i'm not much of a Gamer™ myself and im usually pretty shit (or mediocre at BEST) in action-heavy games, but even i found hades to be super enjoyable :oo it did took some getting used to in the beginning, but after getting the hang of it and because of the game's natural progression it does get significantly easier. I think the game is really well-balanced, and no matter what weapon or boon you use its still really fun.

if i remember correctly back when the trailer dropped it caused quite a stir on twitter/tumblr because it looked so good. And guess what!! they're making HADES 2 BABEY!!! but that comes out in early access next year i think.

so yeah. check it out if you want! or maybe later if you have finals. because I will admit that sometimes.....when i couldve been drawing or doing something productive. i was not. because i was playing hades. so um. sorry guys.

#anon #ask #long post #can you guys tell i love this game #surprisingly ive only had 82 hours in it #like i expected it to be more #picked it back up recently because im trying to grind my way to the epilogue #oh and theres a fishing minigame #and u can pet dogs #man what doesnt this game have. tf. #also Hypnos is best boy sorry i dont make the rules.

[seoafin]

you said u j started the buccaneers… it gawt me thinking … idk if u like period pieces in general (i FAWKING LOVE THEM… the yearning .. the having to be ‘gentlemanly’ in public when rlly u wanna rip her bodice off and fuck her in the corridor 🤭) but i was finking… period piece rip!verse au??? it already kinda fits .. gojo is old money his parents want him to marry a proper lady … geto can also come from an old family too!! or maybe nouveau riche?? shoko is from a rich family who kinda want her to marry but she’s lezzy as fuck . that leaves rip mc .. i’m not rlly sure maybe she’s from an average family ?? maybe childhood friends w the trio but never feels like she ‘fits in’ bc of her station ???… idk so many ideaz soz i’m rambling i hope u see the vision

listen i am SOOOO disappointed in the bucanneers like the aesthetic is lovely but everything else.....confusing to say the least. but i AM weak to two things. period pieces and lesbians. so i LOVE my period lesbians. mabel was literally the best part of the show. you know it's about the YEARNING. the heated touches. all those pent up repressed desires. yummy. anyway I agree. gojo is old old money part of a family that actually still has money unlike a lot of other titled families that are near destitute. geto new money with all the extravagance it comes with. sashisu either childhood friends OR they meet later in school and are (as always) inseparable. nobody even bats an eye even though they're definitely fucking. it's a man's world! the two of them are just friends! anyway shoko is a lesbian and her parents are too worried bc she's too friendly with all the maids. spoiler she's eating them out. anyway. Idk what ripmc's role would be. middle class maybe? or shoko's maid. YOU KNOW that poem about that maid wearing her mistress's pearl necklace to warm it for her....um...not to make everything sapphic but that's them. a-anyway....yeah poly stsg ripmc is going to end up a very rice person. all those extravagant beautiful dresses always ending up on the floor...

#I've been on a period kick like I literally finished the gilded age not even a week ago #and the costumes are soooo gorgeous 😭😭 #I always appreciate the dresses in period shows

[demonstars]

would you consider c!dnf to be star-crossed lovers?

yes. Hi this is why i took so long anon.

the definition of star crossed  in wikipedia is “"thwarted by a malign star" or that the stars are working against the relationship” . And obviously peak quote right there from shakespeare’s play (tho i think i read somewhere it Has a precedent? but as many things the one writing gets all the credit probably): A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life. LIKE YOU KNOW IT YOU KNOW THE THEMES YOU ASKED ABOUT IT sorry i just like defining stuff ok but um yeah Literally that there’s something above them that prevents their relationship from occurring or continuing. in this case it is the fact that the one thing that the dsmp is trying to amend is the fact that dnf can’t be together, so they play together. this is a very important factor because the reason as to why the dsmp as a narrative exists, is because everyone was just generally inside their houses, looking for connection. i am so passionate about this, so please bear with me. 

SO at first glace it is mostly due to their actions that they fall apart. specifically a lot of people but the weight of their separation on cdream’s well entire Thing. yknow control the fawking disks and general uncaring behaviour towards cgeorge. or well no i dont actually know those were a takes in 2020. Of course this is cDream Is A Complex Character, Actually house so we’re Not going to allow such a lack of nuance in our interpretation, but the weight still falls on him a little, no? well no but yes. you see, in a way, i do think cdnf were preemptively doomed just from the core conflict that emerges the first time they fight against an actual force (lmanberg) I think i wrote this in the doc?? but To Me the actual reason as to the conflict between cdnf, ignoring the boiling point that’s obviously dethronement, is just how much stakes they have in the game aka how much they care about the other/the world. cdream cares. cdream cares so fucking much about everything. he Feels responsible for everything, when conflict happens he tries his best to act upfront about it and fix it: he wants to help everyone and he cares too much about everything, in a way that almost makes him a control freak. if he can fix everything, everyone can live happily – but that requires everyone’s trust in him to make the right decision, and well sometimes people just wont listen to you and it doesnt matter whether or not youre right. and you can think like. a little fucked up but here’s da other thing. cgeorge just doesnt give a single fuck. cdream says its okay? eh, it must be true. he has Full Trust In All His Decisions. and that doesnt necessarily means he’s unable to make his own, or that he doenst. he goes against cdreams decisions a lot of times actually but just in Silly Mode: is just that he prefers it to when they are together, the same side. and this is what makes them work so well! cdream likes and treasures that trust. cgeorge loves that cdream cares for him and his wellbeing. It was neverrrrrrrr them Themselves who would’ve made it not work out. 

i think that there’s like the knowledge that it can’t work out in that world what makes it fall apart. the world becomes hostile against them, and as their relationships weakens due to a Variety of Reasons, it justcouldve never worked out. It’s less their decisions (cdream was going to come back for cgeorge, cgeorge would’ve received him with a little snark but open arms) BUTTHEY JUST DONT /GET TO HAVE THAT RESOLUTION/. THEY KEEP /MISSING EACH OTHER/. its like seeing two stars in the same sky in vertical knowing they will NEVER reach each other. they dont get a define conclusion and we (and them) are just left to what ifs and what couldve happen-eds. their happy ending is outside of their hands because ccdnf are atp spending more time calling each other and talking to e/o to log onto minecraft to do silly tasks. its just not enough anymore for them. it was never going to work out 

okYeah sorry for essaying my bad 

#hi #i hope u still love me #also will answer your next question rn I WONT TAKE AS LONG #star anons

[ah-death]

I've decided to make an OC for fallout 3. Her name is Edalynn.

Eda and Butch are menaces to society pt 1

Gob: Is that everything Eda?

Edalynn: Yep! Oh wait, do you want this?

*Eda takes out the mini nuke and smacks it on the table*

Gob, freaking the hell out: WHERE'D YA GET THAT!?

Edalynn:... Around?

Edalynn: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Butch: It's not a joke, I'm a legit snack!

Gob: I’m glad Charon feels safe enough to sleep around us. He looks peaceful.

Eda: *uncapping a black marker* And vulnerable.

Eda: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter and Gob will accidentally cut his poor little hands on your stupidity. Please take my word on this.

Nova: What did you do?

Edalynn: A MISTAKE

Edalynn: *Stubs her toe* FUCK!

Gob: Mind your language!

Edalynn: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Gob:

Butch: You really have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes Gob.

Edalynn: It's a little muggy out today.

Gob: Edalynn, if I go outside and all our mugs are on the lawn, I'm leavin' you.

Edalynn, sweating: *Sips Nuka-Quantum from a bowl*

Gob, tying up their riding brahmin: Can you get us a table love?

Edalynn: Sure thing!

*Seconds Later, Running Out of Rivet City with a table*

Edalynn: UNTIE...THE BRAHMIN!

*Edalynn and Butch are doing something absurdly dangerous*

Edalynn: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Butch, enthusiastically: Well that's encouraging!

Butch: You're right.

Edalynn: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Gob: Where are you going?

Edalynn: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there.

Butch: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Nova: Wasn't Eda with you?

Edalynn: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Edalynn: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Butch: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Charon: In that case, we're definitely lost.

Edalynn: Bye Gob! Bye Charon! Bye Fawkes! Bye Jericho! Bye Gob!

Butch: You said ‘bye Gob’ twice.

Edalynn: I like Gob.

Butch: When Emma gets older, I'll teach her about sports and stuff and you guys are in charge of her emotional crap. We agreed that's how we'd raise our kids.

Gob: Our kids? Butch, I'm married to Edalynn.

Butch: Sorry man, package deal.

Gob, looking to Eda:

Eda, shrugging: Can't get rid of him. I've tried.

Butch: Is Charon his real name?

Edalynn: He’s older than us.

Butch: That’s not what I asked.

Edalynn: That’s the information I have.

Butch: You're late. We said meet at sunset

Edalynn: I can still see the sun, you fucking midget

Nova: *Sneezes*

Edalynn: Oh, bless you.

Gob: *Sneezes*

Edalynn: Oh no Gob are you sick?! Here let me get you a blanket. Do you want some brahmin noodle soup?

Butch: *Sneezes*

Edalynn:

Oh my God, shut the fuck up.

Butch: Eda makes fun of me for my height.

Gob: Eda makes fun of everyone for their height.

Nova: you can't even be mad. She's 7ft tall.

Some Raider, trying to intimidate Charon: I have your little vault dweller!

Charon: Which one, the greaser or the one I actually care about?

Raider:…the tall one that doesn’t have any self preservation instincts???

Charon: Yeah, you don’t have her, she has you. Good luck with that.

Charon: um I have a joke to cheer you up.

Butch: You, a joke?

Charon, hesitant: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das not good.

Butch:

Charon: Butch?

Butch, screaming: CHARON JUST TOLD A JOKE!

Edalynn, somewhere millions of miles away: OH MY FUCKING GOD

*Butch killing raiders*

Edalynn: I can't believe that's the same guy who cried when he got jelly on his fancy pants

Amata: *nodding, impressed*

Edalynn, talking about Butch to Gob and Nova: He listens to The Adventures of Herbert Dashwood on the radio even though he owns all of the holotapes.

Edalynn: Pointing this out confuses and upsets him.

Edalynn: Butch, we tried things your way.

Butch: No we didn't.

Edalynn: I did. In my head. It didn't work.

Edalynn: Write "nothing is set in stone" on my grave as both a witty pun and a subtle warning that I will be back

Butch: Once again, Butch and Edalynn save the day.

Charon: You didn’t do anything, it was all Eda.

Butch: We’re a package deal. Everyone knows that.

#fallout 3 incorrect quotes #fallout gob #fallout 3 #fallout 3 butch #fallout 3 charon #fallout lone wanderer #oc #fallout Nova

[pinkseas]

[parasocial bestie] IM UP IM UP IM UP GOOD EVENING BESTIEE actually i was awake a lot earlier but my body is like eh 5 more mins than my mind is so i napped that took more than an hour than i wanted cus i didnt catch my 20min alarm <///3 good thing no early classes 4 me to pull that out ew. 35K THOUGH LETS GOOOOOOOO YOU ARE SURPASSING UR LONGEST FIC ALSO 40K GOAL WHAT THE FUCK

crackles knuckles puts them in a sizzling pot and stirring um. if u need my input id prefer to not get my flow cut off even if its 40k tbfh but i can get why it can be too much that splitting it is needed BUT like,, you need a really good spot to cut it if you do so HMMM im gunna be fr if its about me then id have it stay as a oneshot, and ive seen oneshots that are 50k simply cus the author finds it fit than them being lazy to split it and its good not to cut the reading flow yknow. but for necessity of others reading it esp new readers etc etc it does sound more appropriate to split but with the wordcount you dont expect it to be two chapters it has to be a lil more T_T but there's always the "Entire Work" button on ao3's display so........

[honestly my final word is keeping it 40k oneshot LMAOOOOOO @other readers you WILL finish it in one sitting no matter how burning hot ur ass is]

GOOD MORNING BESTIE !!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDD no bc napping is both the devil and my bestest friend ever it really do be like that i am SO glad you dont have morning classes thank fawk

40k goal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i feel like. idk. like surely i cant write THAT much more. but i also have a lot unfinished. so like at Least 40k. kind of scared to see how far it goes but also rly excited to see how much i can do

and i definitely get that !!!!!! yeah no like. idk if something is written to be a twoshot there's generally a shift/tone change/planned part where it splits. so you expect and work with that interruption and it works SO well. but this was NOT intended to be a twoshot and evne though the once break place would work itd also interrupt a bit maybe ??? but its also a REALLY good place to break if i can get the chapter lengths more equal. if its a genuine halfway point itd be fine but rn its just in a really weird place and itd kinda suck so i have to wait and see :sob:

anyone else who is reading this be so fr with me. just Generally Speaking with Any Fic would you click on a 40k oneshot or would that be too much.

#parasocial bestie tag #SORRY IM LIKE REALLY REALLY BRAINDEAD CANT THINK OF MORE TO SAY EVEN THOUGH I RLY WANNA START A PROPER CONVERSATION/TALK TO U MORE :SOB: #i hope ur day goes well <3333333333333333

[idyllic-affections]

🌻 WE TALKED ABOUT THE SAME TAKE RAHHAUAIAJAKAN i feel like if u want to post a take about a character u dont like, then u should at least make sure that it isn't biased... i do that. an another character i very dislike as a person (but love for his writing) is really close to my favorite character, so everytime i happen to talk about him i try to look at him with open mind and some understanding for his actions and not boil him down to "ue ue he evil fawk him!" because. look i hate him but even i can tell that hes a very complicated character so. yeah!

AJAHSJSJS look. look! the "canon" tag... was created by his antis. mhm. because his fans told them to get an own tag for all the hate and mischaracterization and well. they. um. tried? i have nothing against people that dislike this character alright. he is complicated, his relationship with his brother is i think above saving, hes can be an absolute ass and so go on so people can have genuine reasons to dislike him. or he just annoys them and that's ok!! but theres a difference between disliking a character and talking complete bullshit about them and calling it "canon that stans refuse to accept"

STOP LMFAO WE SHARE A BRAINCELL FR

ME 🤝 🌻 ANON UNKNOWINGLY COMPLAINING ABOUT THE SAME SHITTY FURI & NEUVI TAKE

LITERALLY just... don't post it if you KNOW it's biased (or do, but put a disclaimer at the top). i couldn't post about wrio or dottore, for example, in an unbiased way, so i don't. i know my takes would be shitty because i Do Not Like Them. and i don't care for good takes about them because, again, I Do Not Like Them. good and empathetic takes do not matter to me because i just don't think any of them have justifable reasons for the way they behave (objectively though dottore cannot be justified at all; he's literally a serial kidnapper, murderer, AND terrorist. that is the truth that i feel like a lot of dottore stans don't acknowledge). so i don't post about them. because the takes would be bad.

THAT'S SO REAL there's a vast difference between actual canon that people don't really like, and just posting bad hater takes and calling those takes "canon that people don't really like." people often seem to struggle understanding the difference between their personal feelings and biases vs. what is actually canon, so it often manifests in Bad Takes. sigh. such is the nature of fandom spaces, i suppose!

#aphelion replies: 🌻 anon 🌸 #hey 🌻 anon does the second character happen to be diluc #Because um #i am also a diluc hater i'm sorry 😔😔 #/HJ /LH

[hhawks]

consider this me getting u started bc us scent kink b*tches need to stick together 💪 -mystic

ok but just so you know you opened a pandora's box and now i will not shut up

kageyama makes me absolutely fucking feral. i can't begin to describe the way he makes me feel but i'm gonna try. there's something about that boy and the way he's so dedicated to his sport that makes me wanna pull his shorts down after practice and suck him off, on my knees in the locker room against a shower stall wall. i want him to hiss and gasp and moan and thread his long, slender fingers in your hair. he can't help the way he fucks your mouth, warm and wet and pliant for him. his cock is so pretty mystic. holy shit it's so pretty and long and it presses against the back of your throat and it's still not all the way in. he pushes your head down against him so far you feel it slide down your throat, your nose is buried in the neat trim of his pubes and you look up at him, eyes watery, your pussy clenching at the fucking smell of him after practice. he's sweaty, warm but you don't care, can't care with his cock in your mouth and your hands coming up to his balls. kage lets you off his cock just for you to go straight for his balls, soft hums and moans as you take them in your mouth. his smell is so fucking strong, like sweat and musky and kageyama and a little sliver of the cologne you bought for him. it makes you want to eat him up, press your fingers into his dainty pale skin and just have him, all of him, all the time. and his moans are so sweet, so fucking pretty as you kiss his balls up the shaft and back to the tip before taking him back into your mouth with renowned vigour. i want him to blow his fucking load in my mouth, head whipped against the wall as he presses my head against him, little whispers to "don't swallow, not yet, wanna see it in your mouth." and when you pull back he forces his fingers on your cheeks, popping the seam of your lips open to see his milky cum staining your tongue, so much of it that it makes you choke. but he's so transfixed on it, that dirty piece of shit. kisses you with his cum still in your mouth, mixes it with your spit and his until you have to swallow it down.

#i #i got carried away with this #😀ok #what the fawk um yeah #room service 🍽 #hope u like it mystic i'm gonna go take a bath in holy water #kageyama x reader #kageyama smut #kageyama tobio smut #hq smut #tw: snowballing #loves: mystic 🦇 #writing tag

[rooster-the-love-of-my-life]

Our Captin.

The next day, Y/N woke up to sound of the base. She got out of bed, got ready for the day. She stopped her bike and went into the cafeteria for breakfast. Walking I'm she saw a few familiar faces and a few new ones. She wasn't really hungry so insted she stated walking over to her friend Phoenix, but before she could she was stopped by the biggest dickhead ever.

"Well, well, if I isn't little birdie Mitchell." Said the annoying voice of the pilot.

"Bagman, how you've been?" She replied purposefully calling him that.

"It's hangman birdie." Said Jake smirking. By now everyone on the table near them was looking. "I thought they were bringing the best of the best, yet you're here."

"You know Seres, you'd look way more prettier with that pretty little mouth closed." A few murmurs came from the table.

"I thought you liked it wide open, Mitchell." Rounds of oos took over the cafeteria.

"You know hang, I've got a gift for you." Y/N said pretending to look around in her pocket. "Here it is." She fake gasped and flipped him the bird.

Now the whoel squad was laughing. This annoyed Jake.

"Haha, real mature." He said before going down to sit with his friends.

Y/N now sat down at the rable and the first person she saw was Natasha. Her and Natasha had a good relationship when they were at top gun before, but they hadn't seen each other for quite some time cause of the job.

"Sup fawks?" Y/N said catching Natasha's attention.

"All good little sparrow." She replied putting her arm around her Y/N's shoulder.

"I hate that nickname." Groaned Y/N falling against the arm.

"Well now that you're back, you're gonna have to deal with it." Natasha said.

"It's good to be back." Y/N said and then was introduced to the other people sitting on the table. All the whole she was feeling eyes of her, she knew they were his.

------------------------------

"So Bob Bob, tell me, how is my dear phoenix treating you?" Y/N was walking to the place they were going to be briefed about what they're actually doing here.

"Um... she's been fine till now." The shy boy stuttered.

"That's because you've never been in the air with her." Y/N said slinging her arm on Phoenix's shoulders. "Once she up there, you should be terrified."

"Don't scare him." Phoenix said then turned towards Bob. "Don't worry, I won't get you killed."

On this comment Bob gulped, now really scared to death. They reached the hanger and started sitting down. Phoenix and Bob sat down on the same chair. Y/N went to sit on the one adjacent to them, but before she could someone else also came for that seat. Looking up she saw it was him, Rooster.

He looked familiar yet different. The mustache was different new, but everything was the same. The same tanned skin, the same aviators and the same angle eyes. Y/N quickly looked away and sat down on the chair in front of Phoenix and Bob. She didn't dare look back, cause if she did, there would be no looking forward anymore.

"Morning. Welcome to you special training detachment. This detachment will be rough. Half of you will be chosen for it. One of you will be named mission leader. And the other half will go back to reserves. Your instructor is one of the finest pilots this program has ever produced. His exploits are legendary. What he has to teach you may very well mean the difference between life and death. Captain Pete Mitchell. Callsign: Maverick." Admiral Bates spoke, before stepping back as we all sat down and looked back to see Pete 'Mavrick' Mitchell walking between the tables and to the podium. 

The only people happy to see him there were his daughter and he himself.

Rooster glanced between Y/N and Mavrick, knowing that this wasn't going to he the easiest mission ever. Hangman flinched as well upon seeing him. By now Mavrick was holding up the F18 manual. "The F18's. I'm sure every one of you knows this book cover to cover." He spoke, looking throughout the crowd of pilots before him.

Variations of 'damn straight' and 'hell yeah' were given from some of the guys. "Yeah, well so does your enemy." Maverick spoke, throwing the manual down and into the trashcan next to his podium. "What your enemy doesn't know is your limits. And I plan to test them, push them, and expand them. Let's get started." He spoke, giving a cocky smile and nodded off to the where the F18's are.

Dogfighting is a skill all pilots must have. It's practically essential. Everyone should have it. And that is what they did today. First Phoenix and Bob went and barely made it out. Then Payback and Fanboy came back destroyed. Pete came back in and selected his next paring.

"Give me sparrow." He said. All eyes were on her now, and her eyes were on her dad's. She knew she was a good flyer, but she knew she would have to get a bloddy good wingman to beat him. Yale got up with her, as her wingman, but was quickly told to sit down by Mavrick.

"Yale, you're Hangman's wingman. Sparrow, you get Rooster." And with that the captin was out. It was as if he'd dropped a bomb. Everyone got quite and very still. Even Hangman was tensed. Showing no emotion Y/N walked to her F-18, followed by Rooster.

"I'll definitely beat you Sparrow." Pete said as the were about to take off.

"Keep dreaming old man." She replied.

Soon they were in the air. No words were spoken for quite some time, till Sparrow asked "Where is he?"

Looking for him. Almost immediately Roosted said "Under you." And put cam the oldest captin of the navy. He got out in front of Sparrow, with her hot on his tail. Mavrick knew she would soon get tone on him, and he couldn't let that happen. They kept going for a few minutes till Mavrick came to a sudden stop, the only way to beat her, making Y/N fly forward, getting tone on her.

"That's a kill." He said as Sparrow cursed under her breath. "Where's you wingman?"

"Right here." Rooster said, flying behind Mavrick not as quickly as he used to.

"You might wanna go a little faster if you don't wanna die." Commented Y/N, to which Rooster said noting. Soon enough, Rooster was dead as well.

"That's a kill as well. You know the whole point of having a wingman is for him to have your back. I expected more. From the both of you." Said Mavrick, when they landed. "Meet Hondo for your pushups."

They both walked over to Hondo, dropped their equipment and started their pushups with Hond counting. They were about halfway through when Hangman, Coyote and Yale walked from in front if them. Yale and Coyote laughed as Hangman wolf whistled "Looking good birdie."

Y/N glared at him and then resumed her pushups. The second they were completed Roost and Sparrow went their sperate ways. After a shower, Y/N walked out of the locker to find her father waiting for her.

"I beat you." He said teasingly.

"Well it not my fault I've got a shitty wingman." She grumbled as Pete hugged her.

"Good to see you kid." He said pulling away.

"Good seeing you too dad."

"Come one let's go have a drink."

"Aye aye captain."

#top gun #bradley bradshaw #miles teller #rooster bradshaw #rooster top gun #tom cruise #jake hangman seresin

[ak8shi]

FWB HQ Boys: In which you beat the player at his own game!

warnings: Time skip spoilers, mentions of sex(all characters are 18+), alcohol, stupid people in love

a/n: ahh I’m sorry I’ve been a little MIA!!! But I’m back with this pls enjoy ! I think the fandom really make germaphobia his only personality trait sometimes which makes me sad because I think he’s actually a quirky/classy dude and very functional in social situations,, I hate to say it but ya’ll would get played by him… sorry.

━Sakusa Kiyoomi

Some of you may be like ???? Omi fucks around ?? how ?? BUT he definitely does in his own way

He probably doesn’t do much in high school to be honest, he’s mostly focused on improving as a volleyball player and achieving his goals

Once he reaches pro level though,,, it’s a different story lmfao

I can see him being picky as hell about his hookups, but just because he’s a bit of a germaphobe doesn’t mean he doesn’t feel attraction or doesn’t have needs…

….He’s so hot too… girl

His hook-ups are always taken seriously though… like he’s the type that feels like he has a professional image to upkeep, so he always arranges things beforehand; he’s definitely not messy about it and sets clear boundaries

I think what makes him kind of a player is how standoffish he can be…and he doesn’t really give anyone a chance because he doesn’t think they what it takes to deal with his lifestyle lmao

He’s just like, its easier to call the uber right after, get into the shower, and wait until he can hear the front door of his apartment shut I’m screamingg

Sakusa also isn’t one to kiss and tell, even with the boys… he doesn’t think its tasteful and would rather not have Atsumu up his ass about his flings

ANYWAYS,, let’s get into this, so you know Atsumu through mutual friends and met during college, and the two of you just instantly clicked since you also were a part of the same sports medicine program as him

Atsumu signed with MSBY and you were so happy for him, but you were bummed because you were busy with PT graduate school and couldn’t really attend any of his games

A year passed and you found yourself texting Tsumu to see if he could meet up and grab coffee since you were on winter break!!

You: hey I’m back in town wanna grab coffee sometime?

Him: who is this

You: I see you haven’t changed ❤️

LMFAO, so you catch up with Atsumu and he talks about his new career and his teammates, he seems so happy :(( we love to see that!!

He invites you to MSBY’s game the following weekend, and you’re pumped to go!! Tsumu got you great seats, and he meets you before warmups to make sure you’re okay finding your way around

Atsumu: don’t take yer eyes off me <3

You:

He’s so…

You’re enjoying the match and you even go to grab Onigiri from Osamu’s stand, but you can’t seem to look away from number 15 on Atsumu’s team

He’s .., scrumptious to say the least 🥴

Like he’s so composed and calculated on the court, and you find it so funny how he rolls his eyes whenever Tsumu says something to him and how Tsumu gets so heated about it 💀

The match ends and you go down to meet Atsumu near the lockers, showing the security your family/friend pass 😌

You walk through the halls trying to locate the setter, but you can’t seem to figure out where he is

The only person in the hall is the tall, dark haired man that caught your eye earlier; he is already walking towards the exit with a mask covering his face, his duffel bag slung over his shoulder, sweats embroidered with “Sakusa” adorning his body we’re all looking..... respectfully

He’s truly so intimidating but you’re like….highkey lost… so you don’t really have another option

You catch up with him, poking his shoulder gently; he turns around and his attention on you is almost STARTLING.. like his eyes are SO dark

Him: can I help you

You: sir… if you don’t rail me, I’m gonna have to intervene‼️😈😹

After getting over your initial shock, you hear multiple footsteps rumbling down the hallway towards the both of you

Sakusa lets out an annoyed sigh, muttering about how he has to go, but before he can escape you hear Atsumu’s loud voice LMFAO

“OMIIII, where are you goin’? Its team karaoke night remember?”

Tsumu sees you and slings an arm around your shoulders, “Oh-? So I see you’ve met our outside hitter Omi?”

You glance over at Sakusa, his expressionless eyes glued to your face, then slowly trailing down to analyze the way Atsumu casually has you tucked under his arm

Atsumu nudges him, and he grumbles that he’ll meet them after changing at home before walking off in the direction of the private parking garage

You meet the rest of the MSBY boys in the uber, and find them super friendly and welcoming; Bokuto and Hinata buy the first round of drinks at the karaoke bar, but you only have one because you have work to finish the next day WE STAN

Atsumu already has a pink glow setting into his cheeks when you see the boys turn their attention to Sakusa walking through the front door, looking as handsome as ever in his dress pants and fitted white t shirt

They all shout out incoherent hello’s, and he takes the only open seat next to you with a glass of gin and tonic in his hand he smells so good god

You’re unsure what comes over you, but you find yourself turning towards him, and you just start asking him about himself and his career, and surprisingly he’s very polite and much more animated than you previously thought

His voice is like…so alluring and he never looks away from you when you talk, its like he’s absorbing every word

Meanwhile, Atsumu is stumbling over the stage with Bokuto belting Love by Keisha Cole LMFAOO😭

Tsumu kind of ‘warned’ you in the car ride over that Sakusa was a germaphobe, but you know that Atsumu tends to invade people’s personal space sometimes and it probably wasn’t as dramatic as he made it out to be

However, you weren’t expecting the outside hitter to lean over from his seat after checking the time on his phone, whispering in your ear, asking you if you wanted to meet him at his place later than night WHEW

Girl I would be sweating… and you say yes ofc because who’s going to pass up this type of opportunity-

He gives you a charming smile and is like,, okay cool, I’ll see you later then 😊 I’m dead

Ya’ll exchange phone numbers and he’s like if you need any help with my idiot teammates let me know before he takes off

You don’t tell Tsumu about your little… entanglement plans dsnjaknda but honestly he wouldn’t even remember based on the way he’s slumped against you in the uber he owes you big time

You get home after dropping off Tsumu at Osamu’s, and operation dick appointment with the professional volleyball player is put into action 😈

He sends an uber over to get you ladies do not settle for less please, and you’re BIG nervous but in a good way as in you know this dick is about to be bomb af

SO you’re standing in front of his apartment door, and when he opens it, he’s still in the clothes he wore to the bar and its like 1 am he’s so powerful

Um I feel like he would get straight to it honestly, probably starts with a little convo on the couch and then…

YOU WEREN’T AWARE HE WAS SO DIRTY,,, it was SO good too like after getting home that night you’re going through a crisis… like you had so much chemistry together for having just met, and you wonder if he feels the same way🥺

You caught yourself in sleepless states some nights, kept awake by the thoughts of the way his hands felt against your skin, the way his five o’clock shadow gently rubbed against your face when you kissed, and how he would hold you(only after a thorough shower together of course)

As it happens more and more, he lets you into his life little by little, and you notice and remember small facts about him and he often remembers a lot of the things you tell him about you, its really enjoyable for both of you

Its weirdly domestic to a point but that’s why its so good for both of you???it adds a bit of spice ??

Sakusa: can you come over tonight

You: sorry the retainer is in already <3 no dick sucking for me tonight <3

Him: I bought pastries from that cafe you like

You: say less✈️ I’m coming💃

AND he HAS jokes okay, like he’s funny as hell and very witty when his true self comes out; but he’s also a HUGE tease and he’ll say something completely straight-faced that someone else might take offense to like “you look ugly,” but you just know he’s kidding from being around him long enough and from seeing the little glint in his dark eyes

It becomes a routine thing while you’re home honestly, and you try your best to hide it from Atsumu because you just KNOW you would never hear the end of it; for all he knows, you met him that one time at the bar and that was that

Everything is going smoothly until you slip up at one of their games

You were sitting in the waiting area with the team (mostly talking to Atsumu), when he just says something that makes your short circuit

Atsumu: what kind of animal do ya think omi would be? An octopus maybe?

You: yeah I mean with those flexible wrists it makes sense

Atsumu: what the fawk🤠

He’s like… how do you even know about his flexible wrists IT TOOK ME 6 MONTHS TO GET TO THAT STAGE WITH HIM-

Oops, lmfao so you kind of tell him about everything and he’s literally shocked for you, mostly because he doesn’t want you to get hurt :(

Atsumu: So I see he’s just sleeping with ANYONE anyone

LMAO noo he definitely thinks you’re too good for him and he kind of lectures you, telling you that he had a hunch that he messes around with girls like that, but also you’re an adult and you can take care of yourself, and it isn’t like it’s a serious thing!!

Meanwhile, Omi is like going through a bit of a crisis all alone because everything around him reminds him of you or something you said when you were together

He got with people who were compatible sexually often, but he never had the urge to have them stay over after the deed; he usually immediately called them an uber and wouldn’t speak to them again

He found himself thinking about seeing you in the stands at his games, wishing you were there to cheer for him only, and he adored the way you respected his boundaries unlike many of his hookups

Atsumu probably notices something is off with him at practice

Atsumu: hey…if ya ever want to talk about somethin’-

Sakusa: no

Girl… he doesn’t disclose any of this to anyone

Its nearing the end of your break, and you head over to sakusa’s for probably the last time before you go back to school

You’re kind of at the point where you don’t think anything will happen and you know you shouldn’t get your hopes up, and it goes how it usually goes? Except he kind of hugs you goodbye and your heart goes: 🦋🦋🦋

You go back to school, occasionally texting Tsumu about your graduate program, and before you know it, like 5 months pass by and you’re back for summer!

Tsumu texts you and is like… sorry but I’m forcing you to be my plus-one tonight for this dinner thing I have to go to

So you dress up and he comes to pick you up, and you’re really not sure why you were surprised to see Kiyoomi sitting at the table when you arrive you give Atsumu a nice smack on the back of the head for not warning you

You sit down at the table after greeting everyone, trying your best to not act awkward when you shoot sakusa a small smile that he returns politely (but you don’t see it because of his mask)

Atsumu sits weirdly close to you the entire dinner with his arm around the back of your chair, and he’s just acting strange in general??? Like he’s bragging about your degree program and about your accomplishments, you just know he’s trying something funny; but you don’t really say anything because you don’t want to disrespect him in front of the team’s staff as a guest

You almost choke on your wine and you catch on when Bokuto starts making comments after Atsumu says something,

Atsumu: …so yeah, pretty much she should be our next president in my humble opinion

Bokuto: 🙈WOAH. WHAT?😍 HOW COULD SHE GET ANY BETTER⁉️🙄 OR HOTTER⁉️💪🏼💋

You, sitting there: 🧍‍♀️

He’s so bad at acting I’m crying..,, it becomes so obvious that they’re trying to make Kiyoomi jealous

(the boys plotted beforehand, trying to get Omi to ask you out officially; after you left, he literally would never shut up about you whenever Atsumu mentioned you, and it was just obvious he was in his feels when it came to you)

Atsumu: she’s studying at a café tonight for finals

Sakusa: Yeah so I’m glad you brought it up, because I’ve been thinking about it for days. Fine I guess I’ll say it. Her favorite coffee blend is French roast and she only likes a dash of sugar with a lot of cream, but it has to be hazelnut creamer or else she doesn’t like any-

Everyone in the gym: 🗿

LMAO ANYWAYS ITS LOWKEY WORKING you look over at him and his face is like stone.. girl..

The dinner is almost over and Atsumu gets up to go to the restroom with a wink I hate him, and you get up to catch a breath of fresh air outside

You sit on a bench for a minute, calming yourself down after the eventful dinner, but then you see the door to the restaurant swing open, Sakusa looking around the corner before spotting you

Your heart pounds in your chest as he walks over and asks if he can join you, inspecting the bench before sitting down, pulling his mask down as well

He eases into a conversation by just asking you how you’re doing, basic stuff, but then in the middle of you going off on a tangent about your stupid professor, he stops you

“I missed you.”

He crosses his legs, not looking at you as he takes your hand, intertwines it with his, and places it in his lap

You gaze at him, taken back at his confession, noticing the slight pinkness tinging his pale cheeks

You say you missed him too, and then he’s asking you if you would like to go on an actual date with him

You: wait are you asking me out officially?

Him: Yes. No I’m not. Yes I am❤️

SKSLD Please he’s awkward help him a little, you agree and then you hear a tap on the window behind you, you turn around to see Tsumu, Bokuto and Adriah behind you with big grins on their faces LMFAO 🤡

Kiyoomi rolls his eyes, but you don’t miss the small upturn of the corners of his lips as he hears Bokuto happily scream through the glass

#dont even get me started w this i dont want to look at it anymore ❤️ #JUST TAKE IT LMFAOOOO #sakusa #sakusa kiyoomi #sakusa x reader #haikyuu!! #haikyu headcanons #hq #sakusa kiyoomi x you #haikyuu x reader

[lostkrbkaccount]

Izuocha and Kiribaku double date

Deku: you ready, Ochako?

Raka: yep! Let's go!

Deku: where did they say-

Raka: the noodle shop.

Deku: you're so amazing!

Raka: *blushes* thanks Izuku!

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Kiri: you ready yet, babe?

Baku: ugh I just don't see why I have to do This?

Kiri: babe, it's just a double date. We do it with Momo and Jirou all the time..

Baku: yeah they're lesbians. I can put up with my lesbians. But this is with Deku and Uraraka!

Kiri: what's wrong with That?

Baku: Deku is so annoying and Uraraka knows way too much about me.. She's gonna spill and it'll be embarrassing!

Kiri: it'll be fine!

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[Noodle Shop]

Waitress: how are we with our meals? Everything Okay?

Kiri: um is his like really spicy?

Waitress: Yes, the highest level..

Baku: bullshit. Take it back.

Waitress: but that's our highest level! We don't make it any Spicer than That, it's considered dangerous

Baku: it's fucking weak

Raka: ignore him, thank you.

Deku: we're okay

Waitress: oh Okay! *walks away*

Baku: what the fuck?

Raka: you're such a baby! Just eat your spicy noodles and shut up.

Kiri: Katsuki, you really don't need to make a scene about spice level.

Deku: damn double homicide

Baku: shut up Deku!

Raka: don't make me spank you!

Baku: fuck off

Kiri: don't make me spank you.

Baku: fuck me.

Raka: okay gross.

Deku: how about we just eat?

Baku: fine!

[20 mintues later]

Raka: *giggling* and that's when Bakugo got so drunk he started to declare his love for Kiri like you were in the room!

Baku: shut it round cheeks!

Raka: c'mon it was funny!

Baku: oh yeah? How about the time we were talking about how far we've gone in the bedroom and you admitted you wanted to have sex with Deku-

Raka: BAKUGO! SHUT UP!

Deku: *blushes* you what..?

Baku: but you two have never gone that far- I mean your rarely even kiss-

Kiri: babe that's enough now..

Baku: you're like way too shy to even hold hands! Sex? Pfft yeah right. I bet Deku would be shit..

Kiri: babe.

Baku: what? He's totally a virgin-

Deku: SHE PEGGED ME!

Baku: what?

Deku: fuck.

Raka: I-Izuku..

Baku: you fucking what?

Kiri: okay well, this has been fun. Um I'm gonna take Katsuki home now.

Deku: yeah okay.. bye Kiri

Raka: bye guys..

Baku: what the FAWK?!

[nitewrighter]

55. Meihem if you please

55. True Love’s Kiss

I love writing earnest dialogue for these two. It’s such a fun challenge.

----

They sat next to each other, Junkrat in an almost child-like cross-legged position, and Mei hugging one knee close to herself, watching as the factory burned in the distance.

“Snow Pea?”

“Mm?”

“You aren’t... mad at me, are you?”

“Um,” Mei adjusted her glasses slightly, “I’m... still processing.”

“I really didn’t mean to blow it up--” Junkrat started and Mei gave him an incredulous look, “I’m serious!”

“Jamison...” Mei started, trailing off.

“I know the mission was just to shut it down! And I tried! believe me, I did! Things just...” his voice dropped a little, “Escalated.”

Mei heard the creak of his prosthetic knuckles tightening with his grip on his ankle as he stared at the flaming factory. 

“You really mean it, don’t you?” she said, quietly.

“‘Course I mean it,” Junkrat said quietly, “...I’m starting to get the feeling people only put me on missions because they need something obliterated.”

“It,” Mei chuckled, “Is sort of your thing.”

“Well yeah but... Jamison Fawkes is more than a one-trick pony, you believe that, right Frostee-Freez?”

“You have--er-- many admirable qualities!” Mei offered, not really sure what to say.

“Like what?” Junkrat said quietly.

Mei hesitated for a few seconds.

“I--I’m not asking you to butter me up or anything! I just---I really did try, this time,” Junkrat glanced off, rubbing the back of his neck, “Tried to be... an Overwatch agent, y’know? Like toaster-face grandpa or Death-From-Above, or the perky arsed can-opener.”

“Jack, Pharah, and Genji?” Mei quirked an eyebrow.

“Right! Them!” said Junkrat, “Everyone takes them all serious, but me...?” he trailed off a little, “I mean, I don’t blame them--things... get foggy for me, and they speed up and they slow down and then by the time I can make sense of anything, at least three things are on fire.” He huffed, “So... I guess they’re right to just... see me as shit-hitting-the-fan blow-it-all-to-hell guy but...it still... I mean I watch you and how much you care and it makes me want to...” he scoffed and shook his head, “You don’t need this. Just forget I said anyth--”

“You’re brilliant,” the words bubbled up out of Mei and Junkrat looked at her with genuine shock and incomprehension for a few seconds before Mei swallowed hard and looked up into his eyes. “You see things no one else sees, you--you take things in and you spin them around and you spit them out in a way that can turn any situation around--and when.. when nothing makes sense, when everything’s falling apart, the one person who seems to be able to push through it is you. You can just... “ she made a pressing together motion with her hands, her fingers crooked and clawing, “Condense everything and barrel forward.”

“Well.. yeah but... that’s all just instinct,” said Junkrat, looking back at the factory fire, “Like, any of the... agents who actually had their shit together in my situation... they’d do better shit! They’d like... create clean water with like... the-the hyperpornics!”

“Hydroponics.”

“Yeah, that! Y’know, something! They’re all that Overwatchy ‘better world’ shit.”

“But you know the world at its worst,” said Mei, “You grew up in the world at its worst. And you know how to survive it.”

“Well obviously,” said Junkrat, “We wouldn’t be talking, otherwise.”

Mei gave a short snort.

“But y’know you...” Junkrat looked at her and then trailed off, “You survived too. Except it wasn’t people blowing themselves to shit like with me... it was people being forgotten.... everything ending in the cold and the nothingness because people didn’t give a shit. And... and you pulled out. You built things and you pulled out! And... I want that. I want to be like that. The idea of being more than a scorch mark on this world--that--that I lived, and I struggled, and I tried, and I gave a shit.” He huffed. “That’s what terrifies me about you, Snowpuff! I didn’t give a shit about so much shit! And now I give so many shits about different shits and it drives me crazier than I was before!” his arm flung out in the direction of the burning factory, “Do you know how many chemical particulates that fire is throwing up into the air right now!? Do you know how many penguins that shit is probably killing!? I’m asking because I don’t, but I assume it’s at least several!”

“You... you read that paper I sent around about the aerial chemical particulates?” Mei said quietly.

“‘Course I did! I mean, I had to read like... five other stupid things to understand it, and I needed a dictionary for a bunch of stuff, and I fell asleep three times--But look, you’re not listening. The penguins--”

Mei tackled him in a kiss. She wasn’t sure if it was the shock of the gesture that made Junkrat more or less go limp or her own enthusiasm that made him smack against the ground with her force, but she didn’t care. 

“Mm--!” his lanky leg and peg leg scrambled against the ground as she caught herself and broke away, inches from his face, her breath huffing against his mouth. He propped himself up on the elbow of his prosthetic arm, her weight still bearing on him, but he didn’t seem to notice. His eyes were staring at her, staring into her, searching, and at the same time there was a heartbreaking confusion in his expression.

“Uh...inhale too much smoke, there?” Junkrat said, a little dazed. 

“M-maybe,” Mei said. She nearly moved to get off of him, but paused as she felt his organic hand tuck a stray lock of hair behind her ear.

“...I... have also inhaled a lot of smoke,” Junkrat said slowly, “Probably.”

“...probably,” said Mei before letting herself collapse onto him, his head jerked up to meet her, his lips closing on hers and his body flinching tight in an embrace around her. Tight, and loving, and terrified and sweet. The white-knuckled instinct and affection of survivors who had just found supplies caches and would be damned before they let them go.

 And all the while the factory burned in the distance.

#meihem

[hanaasbananas]

Last week, a kid in my year handed out notes to his table mates trying to recruit their help:

[Image: a blank square of paper on which the message: "help get me out of school. Reward 10£ or £50" is written]

And it reminded me of the time when I was his age and plotted with a couple other kids in my class to uh. Set fire to the school.

Um. Yeah.

I know what you're thinking. "What the fuck, hanaa!" "What would even make you think of doing that?" And to that I say-I was seven. Cut me some slack.

Some background: in the UK kids are usually in the same primary school from reception (age 4) to yr6 (age 11). For some reason though, I went to TWO primary schools. An 'infant school' which was reception-yr2 and then another primary school that only took students from yr3-6.

So. I'd started a new school, with quite a few people from the old one with me, but some new faces as well. One day, Daniel M-notorious troublemaker-approaches me, and Chloe, and says:

"Lets do something really bad."

I'm not sure why we both agreed, but for about a week, we plotted in secret. Where was the best place to start the fire? Who could get their hands on a box of matches? What time would we do it?

We decided that Chloe would bring the matches, and that we'd set the plan in motion during morning break, when pretty much everyone was outside anyway.

Did we know how to start a fire? No. Again, we were seven years old.

We just thought that matches would be enough. We'd each light one, and hold it against the corner of the year 4 building until it caught fire.

It was a foolproof plan! I felt like Guy Fawkes! Chloe DID get some matches!

And then the day came for us to commit the crime. Chloe and I very excitedly went to Daniel to show him we were all set.

And then

He. LAUGHED IN OUR FACES.

Told us it had all been a joke and that he couldn't believe we actually thought we'd set fire to the school.

And so my career as an arsonist was over before it even began.

Honestly, when I remember stories like this, I'm glad the worst thing I have to deal with most days is one kid telling another that his dog will shit on his face for laughing at him

#banana speaks 🍌 #storytime with hanaa #idk why im telling this story but it does make me laugh every time i think about it #i told dad recently and he found it HILARIOUS #i think its especially funny cus nobody ever found out cus me and chloe were the quiet kids #and also we had no idea how to set a fire obvs #i was also scared of matches so like #idk what would have happened if we'd succeeded lmao #i still maintain that daniel was just a scaredy cat who didnt wanna follow through though

[alotsgonnachange]

Mystic Messenger Saeran’s AE Thoughts (.......And Prayers..) #Spoilerz

Hello, I just finished Saeran’s after ending and I have a lot of things to say and I am going to write it down while I'm still all keyed up about it.

First of all… Please DO NOT ask me how much money I spent to finish this as fast as I did…. I’m grown but my bank account is certainly going to have a good ole fashioned CHUCKLE at this….. It’s been a long quarantine I deserve a lil happiness as a treat methinks!

I have been playing this absolutely insane game since I think 2016? When I first started playing the deep routes had JUST come out I think? And I was just finishing up high school and am now a college grad...lmao

I’ve played all routes at least once except Jaehee but i’ve seen walkthroughs of her route (I’ve heard it makes you hate Jumin and he’s my favorite so um. hehe). V’s and Saeran’s routes I found to be so emotionally intense and just….a lot and I've been waiting a long ass god damn time for this after ending okay…. I would theorize and make up an ending in my head but i’m no writer so it was hard to figure out lol. I’m a Jumin stan mostly but I love everybody and yeah I should probably play that jumin dlc too but I need like a DAY to recover from Saeran’s AE. Enough about me HERE are my thoughts on it overall

Major Saeran AE Spoilers under da cut!

Can we please discuss V showing up to the C+R conference room with basically chloroform and made everybody Pass Out like??? I was alone in my room at like midnight just SCREAMING at my phone???? And the creepy ass CG ???? It’s like that gif of sarah paulson from ahs being like “I put arsenic in the wine….and the pasta”

Anyway I screamed at V a lot during this process!!

Loved RFA being sweet and kind to saeran (before V fucking drugged them…)

This is such common V behavior “I have to do it all myself...there’s no other way..” GIRL SHUT UPPP You do this every route....

SO many CG’s and I enjoy them a lot

Saeran’s sprite looks a little TOO crisp compared to everyone else but maybe its a glitch??? V next to him is in 480p while saeran is like 1080p

Hearing both Saeran and Saeyoung missing the other brother the whole time??? PAIN. All my homies know is PAIN

BOSS and his V for Vendetta ass guy fawkes mask??? I literally yelled “this game is TERRIBLE!!” several times at my phone

Their dad is so>??????? When he was sitting on the couch with saeyoung in that one CG while simultaneously telling him to kill himself?????????? Maybe chairman han is actually the best dad in this game somehow

When V and Rika were like we’re back together teehee teehee okay pack it up bonnie and clyde ..

When chairman han calls u and says hes jealous of u and saeran…..HUH????? I’m calling HR

When they go to the apartment and see boss and vanderwood and poor saeyoung is sitting there seeing his brother for the first time in years i wanted to D word sooooo bad like PAIN...PAIN….

Can we HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT JUMIN HAN BEING THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE GAME AND HE LOST EVERYTHING IN THIS AE……. he just took the blame and moved on jumin what the hell….. I love him so much r we serious? He watched his 2 closest friends betray him in the worst way and found out abt how Rika abused Saeyoung and Saeran???? I felt just AWFUL. Terrible ...Terrible….

Rika’s change in demeanor from Saeran's actual route is certainly a Choice. I find her much more bearable this time around and unfortunately i think I was too nice to her and ended up with a bad end LMFAO

I was happy to see Saeran stand up for himself and become stronger and confident. You go king!

The CG of Yoosung laying in Zen’s lap is everything to me…

HOWEVER YUP I sure did get a bad ending and I was so mad fdsafdskfdhsf ! (I would be happy to clarify how I got the good one the second time.) MAKE SURE To SAVE EARLY in days 2 and 3 bc the branches on day 4 is where the bad end will show up. For me it was the first day 4 chat and then a story mode titled “SAVIOR”.... If you see that RUN FOR THE HILLS!!

I was so mad! But I had saved in day 2 and replayed and MANAGED to get good end

I’m obsessed with everyone calling V and Rika “that psychotic couple” like…..its true its true…

No those two are so toxic… V’s route was torture watching them go on and on about the sun like yo can yall just call each other babe like normal people.

I respect straight people but not V and RIka that shit was just wrong… Straight marriage was a mistake

Oh lord i also FULLY Forgot Rika killed the twins’ mother…. Yeah that scene was um Certainly a lot but it needed to happen eventually

Like it’s good they know but damn that storyline is just so bleak

I think it was satisfying TO A DEGREE….To see Rika understand where she was wrong, why she was wrong, fess up and even APOLOGIZE! I was very surprised.

Saeran and Saeyoung are Certainly twins with the amount that those two self sacrifice in every route MY GOD…..

The scene with Jumin talking to his father and the other scene of him praying oh my god I cannot tell you how happy I was to see him begin to understand and address his own feelings in a route that was not his own. My main problem with Jumin’s route has always been the trapping MC in his penthouse aspect.. This way Jumin understands love and emotions without being overly possessive !!! YAY also loved seeing him be on good terms with his dad who was surprisingly profound

That last Story mode was Really a Lot…. and Strange things occurred which I will get into in just a minute

Jumin becoming a politician is so funny but ngl … i see it.

Yoosung going to france to study pastries ok king I see u! (it made more sense to me than the vet thing anyway)

Lastly Zen FURRY ERA

MY BEEF With the AE

I was happy with how they handled it for the most part. I think Cheritz heard our feedback about V’s after ending and was like okay….let’s try something different

HOWEVER

Saeran…. Sweet kind saeran… IS SO AFFECTIONATE HAHA….

He must have said I love you like 300 times…..very mushy gushy flowery language...and maybe that’s just his personality but for me it was like eating cake with buttercream cake. It means well, but god damn is it sugary and going to cause a stomach ache later.

He was just… SO MUCH! SO forward and ON all the time in his affections. I honestly felt kind of smothered and by day 3 and 4 I was sooooo over all the compliments… King you’ve come a very long way, but ur still putting MC on a pedestal and probably need to see a therapist.

Nextly….Rika and V….. Naw that knock out gas really ...that hurt lol. Coming from “I would do anything to protect RFA” V? Idk like…. EYE felt betrayed reading that. It was just hurtful. I can’t even imagine how the members would have felt as they were passing out. It was just so cruel. I suppose I understand why but like?? Just TERRIBLE

Them being in cahoots with the agency and the prime minister..HUH??? Also too much

V just felt so irresponsible like I do understand that he ended up in a weird web of secrets that’s hard to untangle but he’s so fucking stubborn he’s SO stubborn it makes me insane. Like sir… It seems like in other routes he wanted to try to protect Rika and the RFA.. But in this AE it seems more to me that he was like yeah i’m protecting Rika and That’s It… so fucking hurtful to me. Both of y’all apologize ESPECIALLY to the twins and Jumin..

The forgiveness thing…… Okay so I think some people will not like that Saeran decided to “forgive” the people who hurt him (Rika, V, Saejoong, his mother). I would point out that I actually think this was approached somewhat well. He says at one point that he doesn’t think they’re good or bad, just people. I think he sounded mature and like this was the way for him personally to accomplish his healing process. Would I have loved for Saeran to flip V and Rika off and kick Saejoong off a cliff? Yea I really would. But like…. If that’s what HE needs to do to heal then who am I to judge?

HOWEVER…. Everything Eye just said goes out the window when the scenes at the end with Saejoong come up… I was PERPLEXED. Like why did he HUG his deranged father who just kicked the shit out of him??? Also all the chat options that MC has with him r like blah blah you’re like this because no one loves you were so corny to me LMFAOOOO?

AND WHEN HE WAS IN THE ROOM LATER WITH SAERAN… i’m sorry but if that were me I would have called a nurse to deck his ass. Cool he turned himself in YOU SUCK SOOOO BAD AND I NEVER WANT YOU TO COME NEAR SAEYOUNG AND SAERAN AGAIN THANKS.

*scratches ass* I wish I got to see saeyoung and saeran finally sit down and have that first conversation after a long time and hug CG but the ending was fine I GUESS….. I dont care about ROMANCE I want those boys to be happy brothers together

Anyway that was really emotionally exhausting but I fr think I got it out of my system after literal years… And I can rest in peace knowing the choi twins are happy. THATS ALL I WANTED TO KNOW!!!!

#Saeran Choi #Saeran AE #Saeran after ending #Saeran AE spoilers #Mystic messenger #Mysme #Saeran after ending spoilers #mystic messenger spoilers

[pinkseas]

harvest or cocoa!!!!

harvest - what fictional character do you most identify with? Why?

ummmmmmmmm this is. a good question. for a REALLY long time it was [redacted] for [redacted] reasons like it was Perfect but then i went to therapy and got rid of that whole complex and now. hmmmmmmmm. i dont wanna say a dsmp character but............ fawk. Fawk. WAIT NO THERE'S AN EASY NON DSMP ANSWER HERE noelle deltarune. because she is super sweet and well meaning and nice and thoughtful but to a degree that it makes it super easy to walk all over her and she cant say no to people or assert herself there's her relationship with her mom vs her relationship with her dad and there's the person no longer in her life who she desperately misses and the fact that she only feels safe being angry at/saying no to like two people and the whole trance thing and [redacted] and. well. um. yeah its not a PERFECT fit admittedly i think i relate to ctubbo more but i didnt wanna say ctubbo its too easy its too obvious. <- she says as if noelle is not also easy and obvious.

cocoa - if you could have any type of hair, what colour and cut would you have?

jellyfish cut. shoulder length not quite curly but like Big and wavy and soft and nice and it would be a light pink. and the longer part would go close to my waist but not Quite there and id wear it in braids or bubble braids and my hair is/would be very thick so they'd be big and cute and such.

#other BIG contenders for harvest were ctubbo as i said or cgnf. also considered madotsuki yang xiao long and tanaka aiko for various reasons #but none of them fit As Well #ask game

[supershinsousimp]

Cats and Boys pt.2

 Warnings: Light Cursing: Hell, Shit.

Reader: Male

Summary: You find out Shinsou is a streamer! You play video games and other things come out of it.

Word Count: 848

     You sat at your desk, boredom setting in. No one ever really came in during your shift, so you always sat and watched the cats or even played with them. You checked the time to see how much longer you needed until your shift ended. Dang it, another 2 hours. There weren’t many people who worked at the cat cafe so you were stuck with a pretty sizable shift but you always had enough time to complete homework.

    After your shift ended, you hurried home, which was only a block away. Your apartment was fairly small but it was homey and that’s how you like it. You opened the door and strode in, immediately going for the couch. You saved Hitoshi’s number into your phone earlier so you could message him when your shift ended. And you did just that. You set your phone aside and went to get a snack, which was always a pocky pack.

    Along with it, you poured a cup of milk. You sat on the couch and placed the items on the table at the end of the couch. You opened a pocky pack and took one out, eating it while taking sips of milk. Your phone buzzed and it was Hitoshi.

Hitoshi 💜: Sorry, I was streaming.  Me: You stream? Hitoshi 💜: Yeah. I stream on Twitch. Me: Nice same Me: You wanna play Minecraft or something?  Hitoshi 💜: Do you have GTA V? I’m playing right now. Me: Of course I have GTA who doesn’t- Me: I play on Xbox Hitoshi 💜: Same, what’s your gamer tag? Me: um- HailGrumpyCat Hitoshi 💜: uh what the fawk 🙂 Me: stfu what’s yours  Hitoshi 💜: ShinsouPlays Me: b a s i c   b i t c h

     You smile, picking up a pocky and eating it before taking everything into your bedroom and placing it all on your desk which you used for studying and gaming. You set all your gaming things up and signed into your Xbox. You typed ‘ShinsouPlays’ into the player search and added him as a friend, then clicking the drop menu labeled ‘join’ and joined his party.       You have a professional gaming microphone and some headphones so it’s a pretty nice setup for gaming and streaming. “Hey Shinsou!” You say in a joyful tone, and you can hear a small laugh from the other man. “Just say Hitoshi, please.” You make a small noise to indicate you hear him. “I will, Hitoshi. Anyway, are we gonna do a heist or just mess with people?” You ask, hopeful you can mess around with people.

     You had just bought two Megalodon cards which were pretty expensive, but it gave you 16,000,000 GTA dollars, and you could buy some great vehicles and mod them for trolling pretty easily. You had some really good trolling expertise and that was partly why you actually had views on your streams. You’re known for the spontaneous events that happen. Like you’ll mean to do one thing but get caught up in something and be forced to do another.       You honestly were the type of person to pester other people going about their business. “We’re gonna mess with people. I’ve watched a few of your YouTube videos too so I know how much you like trolling.” You had a YouTube channel for it, too, and it was also well off with about 2 million subscribers. It was equally as hectic.       “Well, good. I also just bought like 20,633.10 yen (200 USD) worth of money and I need to get some new trolling vehicles and mod them to hell.” You could just tell he was smirking, and you mirrored his expression.  ———————————————————————————————————      You looked at the time. “It’s been 4 hours!? Holy shit!” You yelled, and you heard him laugh on the other end. “Yeah. I guess it has been. You got somewhere to be?” You shook your head but realized he couldn’t see you. “No, I just didn’t expect it to be this time consuming. Most of the time when I’m playing with other people it seems to drag on, I guess you’re just more fun to play with.”       “I know right, I’m better than all those people.” You roll your eyes but smile. “You wanna play a different game now, Hitoshi?” You hear a rustle and you know he nodded. “’Kay, what about Overwatch?”

     Another 4 hours down the drain, but not in a negative way. This was fun, just being here with him. He made it more interesting. You couldn’t wait for the date he had talked about.       “Hey, it’s almost midnight. Maybe I should get off, Hitoshi.” You hear a small groan from the other man. “It’s fine if you want me to stay, I have to shower and stuff though so I thought it’d be good to get off now.”       “No, no, no. It’s fine, you’re just great to play with. You should get some sleep, [Y/N].” You smile at him. “Okay, Hitoshi. Bye.” You do feel bad for leaving, but you have to. “Bye, [Y/N].”  ——————————————————————————————————— Two in one day? I posted the first part at like 1 in the morning and here I am, making another one. I hope you like it!

#mha #Hitoshi Shinso #Hitoshi Shinsou x reader #male reader #anime #bnha #mha x reader