#banana speaks 🍌

[hanaasbananas]

I literally binged the AGGGTM trilogy last month and yet somehow I managed to forget how STRESSED Holly Jackson makes me..a fact I'm v rapidly remembering now that I'm 150 pages into The Reappearance of Rachel Price oh my god

#banana speaks 🍌 #agggtm #the reappearance of rachel price #i wasnt gonna read it but then i got it on my kindle and im just #SO CONFUSED and stressed ab this story #i need to go to sleep and fully had to force myself to put the dang book down jesus

[lordfreg]

WAIT AND YOUR HEADING IS SO COOL RAHH FIENSBSBAJDNS

*header and thanks I appreciate that

It's this image ;

just had to grab a quick selfie with my boyfriend 🧍‍♂️🐢💜

banana pancake 🍌🥞

#freg speaks #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt #tmnt #rottmnt donatello #fregart #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #🍌🥞 #bananapancake #banana pancake #banana pancake shipping #rottmnt banana pancake

[xraynarvaez]

i need to watch movies* and draw stuff for the scream cast that is going to be at spookala by thursday

*(not scream movies, obviously. like maybe a couple of movies for a few of the peeps)

now you maybe thinking why did you wait the week of to watch and draw? and well uh i'm watching a show with my mom that is taking a lot of time cause there are 15 seasons of it

anyway time to start the movie marathon

#alex speaks #im going to meet melissa barrera and liana liberto as well as the other scream guests #im really excited to see these 2 #okay so i need to watch movies later starting with the live action scooby doo movies #im drawing them as their characters in a sketch book and maybe getting them signed if i manage to draw them #mostly going to be their scream ones though i could draw skeet as fp jones and liana as tiffany (totally killer) or her girl from 🍌 #(*banana split) #we will see what happens

[bananabraiined]

//DK, do you think K. Rool is going trick-or-treating by dressing up as you?

"Doubt it. Kids would be crying if they saw that fink in a Kong costume. Parents will beat him up as well. An unending nightmare ruining their childhood."

#in character: donkey kong #(🍌 a banana for your thoughts?: musings) #(🍌 banana splits: dash commentary) #🍌nevermore nevermore: mun speaks

[3rachasdomesticbanana]

Han Jisung's Favorite Part Of You

Han is a very unique person. He's smart and notices a lot, probably a lot more than anyone realizes. Which is why his favorite part of your body would be your lips.

Want more smut? Follow the banana 🍌

•Han just loves to kiss you. Any and every chance he gets, he'll seek your lips out. While watching anime, eating dinner together, even when he's in the studio. The others would groan in disgust and your cheeks would turn a soft shade of pink in embarrassment but you love it just as much as him.

•Han loves the way your lips are always so soft. He'll run his tongue over them when he kisses you. He'll bite and suck on your bottom lip loving how red and swollen it looks. The sight turns him on and he imagines how your swollen lips would feel wrapped around him.

•Han can't ever get over how sweet your lips taste. He loves to taste you. You always taste sweeter than chocolate to him no matter what it was that you ate or drank. He'll murmur on your lips with a soft growl, “Sweeter than sin, my baby.”

•Han’s eyes will almost always be on your lips whenever you're speaking. His eyes will constantly flick back down to them, hypnotized by them. He'll find it hard to concentrate on anything other than your lips. Whenever you wet them mid sentence his cock twitches in memory of how you do that every time right before you suck him dry. And oh is that his favorite of all.

•Han absolutely loves it when you're either down on your knees or ass up sliding your wet, soft lips up and down his rock hard cock. The way you tighten them, adding just the right amount of pressure. The way they make an audible popping sound when you pull him out of your mouth, only to slide them back over the head and down to the base taking in all of him.

•Han will rub the tip of his dripping cock over your pretty lips and watch how they glisten. He'll shudder in ecstasy as he watches his cock disappear between your lips. The way you trail kisses all down his length drives him insane. He'll ask you to put on that shade of lipstick he thinks you look so sexy in just to watch it get smeared all over him. He loves seeing your lip prints littered up and down his cock.

“I wanna see you leave kisses on my cock sweetie.” He'll groan, fisting his hands in your hair as he struggles to keep his eyes open.

•Han will love pulling out whenever he's close to his release so he can stroke himself and finish all over your sexy lips. Oh the way you part your lips as his cum dribbles down only makes his already softening cock hard again. The way your tongue pushes out between your lips to lick up every drop he's given you only makes him want to do it again and again.

“Fuck, jagi. Your lips look so delicious.”

#stray kids han jisung #han jisung #han jisung drabbles #han jisung fanfic #han jisung fanfiction #han jisung imagines #han jisung oneshot #han jisung smut #han jisung x reader #han jisung x you #han x reader #han smut #han jisung hard hours #han jisung scenarios #han jisung hard thoughts #skz han #skz hard hours #stray kids han #han #han jisung stray kids #han jisung skz

[ladyamanda123]

This shit is BANANAS 🍌

B-A-N-A-

What the FUCK!?

Blondie is next level unhinged! 😮😮😮

There is literally ZERO reason to mash August into this. It’s part of the freaking set list! But she did it anyway…..she put it in there. And which part did she put in there????

🎶 and I can see us lost in the memory, August slipped away like a bottle of wine…

CAUSE HE WAS NEVER MINE!!

And she paired that shit with

GETAWAY CAR!?!?

Quick review of the Tayvis timeline….

Sooo….July Travis takes his shot on the podcast….September she shows up the the game for the first time

Between July and September is of course

AUGUST

If you believe this thing was a contracted PR thing with Travis, Taylor and the NFL it seems reasonable to believe this agreement was mapped out and dealt with during this time.

🎶August slipped away like a bottle of wine, cause he was never mine

This whole thing really started in August and their first pap walk was leaving together in that “getaway car”

And she’s saying “he was never mine”

The Superbowl is over now. Maybe the contract is now complete. Maybe this is it…..

Maybe it’s over now

And then she follows up this madness with

🎶This is me trying??? 🎹

It’s like she’s speaking to the Gaylors right there on stage going “You guys, I know this thing has been a trainwreck. I know this week especially has gone sideways and you’re all wondering WTF. This is me trying to tell you because I can’t actually tell you that you’re right. This isn’t real. He was never mind. I’m trying guys!

[sm-baby]

💛Steve: Speaking of surprises, Fran 💓💖

Franny: Yeaah? :0

💛Steve: I have something up my sleeves 💕

Franny: Is it 🤔 a banana 😮🍌

💛Steve: No 💕Its an automated gun turret 🥰

[x]

[unorthodoxsavvy]

🍒🍎🍓🍑🍊🍋🍌🍈🍐🍏🥝

Apple: Favorite subject in school?

Apricot: Favorite dessert?

Avocado: What’s something weird that you like?

Banana: What’s the worst artificial flavor?

Blackberry: What kind of phone (if any) do you have?

Blueberry: Have you ever dyed your hair?

Boysenberry: Do you do any crafting?

Cantaloupe: Best ice cream flavor?

Cherry: Deecribe someone you think is cute.

Clementine: Favorite Song?

Coconut: Do you like the beach?

Cranberry: Have you ever been to a swamp/marsh/bog?

Date: What’s your ideal date?

Dragonfruit: What’s your favorite mythical creature?

Elderberry: How old are you?

Fig: Do you think you’re smart?

Gooseberry: Favorite animal?

Grape: Do you have any siblings?

Grapefruit: What’s your dream job?

Guava: What’s your DnD class?

Honeydew: Do you/did you play/participate in any sports?

Huckleberry: Favorite classical literature book?

Kiwi: Favorite type of flower?

Kumquat: Favorite hobby?

Lemon: Are you creative?

Lime: Favorite movie/TV show?

Lychee: What’s your favorite drink?

Mandarine: What language(s) do you speak/sign/write?

Mango: Do you have any pets? If so what are they/their names?

Orange: What’s your favorite color?

Papaya: If you could live anywhere where would you choose to live?

Passionfruit: What’s something you’re passionate about?

Peach: What’s the sweetest thing to you?

Pear: How long do you sleep on average?

Plum: Favorite kitchen utensil?

Pineapple: What color is your room?

Pomegranate: What’s something that is tempting to you?

Raspberry: Favorite form of showing/being shown affection?

Star Fruit: What’s your star sign?

Strawberry: What’s the best dipping “sauce”?

Tangerine: Favorite time of day?

Watermelon: Favorite season?

#ask meme #ask list #ask game #fruits

[sb-is-a-thing]

Ahah

ALRIGHT PEOPLE, YOU GET A LENGTHY THING OF TEXT ABOUT ONE OF MY AUS AND IF I CAN DRAW LATER, DESIGNS

ALSO YOU CAN ASK THEM THINGS ( I mention this several times )

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Basically, It’s during and after the good ending. When the Omori fight happens, both Sunny and Omori die ( Near the end of Final Duet, Omori uses his limited energy to get a final hit in. ). Since nobody else is going to deal with the body, Stranger steps up and somehow takes control of Sunny’s body. He wakes up but never says the truth. He interacts with Sunny’s friends and they all think he’s acting and speaking differently from minor head trauma or blood loss ( Everyone is fucking stupid, Stranger literally says “I am not who you believe I am”. ) so they all shrug it off except Basil, who later learns what happened and agrees to help Stranger. Kel gets a suspicion about “Sunny” not being Sunny. Also, the move never happens due to the injury and the buyers of the house never actually paying up. Stranger also gets to choose a prosthetic a while later ( He goes with white ). Also one random day, the body gets weird black markings with no actual plot relevance ( Maybe. ). Anyway, Stranger just tries to fit in and manage while he learns about reality. That’s it.

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All those fuckers can be asked now and I’m going to do what I do what that one Emori blog did and have specific colored text and emojis for them if they get asks.

v

Stranger - 👁️‍🗨️: Sample text ( I’m too lazy to make anything happen )

Basil - 🌿: Sample text

Kel - 🏀: Got ketchup mixed with lettuce che

Aubrey - 🎀: Sample text

Hero - ✨: Sample text

From beyond the grave:

Sunny - 🔪: Sample text

Omori - 💡: Sample text

Mari - 🍌: Eternal banana.

[d3lux4ry]

Cake Headcanons

He is Transgender and Bi 🩷💜💙 🏳 🏳️‍⚧️

He uses He/They pronouns (using he/him/his for consistency)

In BFB he is 19-22

In TPOT he is 23-26 (25 when he got eliminated)

He is also about 5’4 (163 cm) to 5’6 (168 cm)

He only grew out his dreads because Firey had them during pre-split (before he cut them off in post-split) and he thought they were cool.

He is Eritrean 🇪🇷 (like me)

He can speak some Tigrinya and Arabic and a bit of Amharic.

My human cake has a grunge fashion sense, almost making him look like an Emo skater boy from the early 2000’s.

this is what I mean. ^

Despite this, he does not know how to skateboard.

But can do a cool backflip

Loser was his celebrity crush at one point

Really bad at flirting

Cake:Hey Loser, you like Soda? ‘Cause you’re Fanta-stic (immediately gets embarrassed and cringes)

Loser: awkwardly chuckles)

This is how he has his team mates contact number names

Clock- THAT guy! 😬⏰

Coiny-Coooiiinnyyyyyyyy 🪙

Eggy-eggsters 🥚 or tic-tac-toe opponent 🥚

Firey- Mr. Cool guy 😎 🔥 (totally not requested by him)

Leafy- the new girl 🍃

Loser- loosey Woosey 😍😍😍 🔸

Needle-Needy 🪡

Pin- Pin, الثوري (althawri)📌

Bomby-Banana boi 🍌 💣

Book- over exaggerates a ton 📖

Naily- furry (#1) :3

Nickel- quarter 🪙

Pillow- psychopathic maniac

Price tag- either taggy or furry #2 🏷️

Was it necessary, Nein, I just thought it was cute!

Still misses Loser.

Him and Naily played the entirety of God of war, together.

This is because Two, for some reason, had a stash of video games to keep the eliminated contestants entertained so Two won’t randomly get the contestants to fight to the death so the winner(s) could have a slim chance of them coming back to the game (ngl that would be good episode idea)

Naily and Cake playing God of War, after like 13 hours (that's like half a day wtf)

eehhh that's it prolly gonna make a pt 2 someday.

#bfb #Cake bfb #BFB headcanons #I love this little goober #Spotify

[hanaasbananas]

i need to stop judging manhwas by their titles bc I started my in laws are obsessed with me and it is so compelling oh my god I'm obsessed

#banana speaks 🍌 #my in laws are obsessed with me #pereshati lapileon #i love pereshati sm already and ive only read 10 chapters #and therdeo!! #and his nephew!! #aaaaaah i cant believe i put off reading this cus of the title but also #i am SO GLAD its not on daily pass on webtoon so i can just binge it

[lordfreg]

banana pancake

meow! - los gatos estan enamorados

Ambos somos gatos y lo amo por eso. Ambos somos gatos negros porque somos exclusivamente nosotros mismos pero nos entendemos.

Necesito consuelo y esto me hace feliz. Desearía poder ser más productivo pero esto es lo mejor que puedo hacer por ahora. Pido disculpas.

...cansada

#freg speaks #fregart #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt donatello #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt #rottmnt banana pancake #🍌🥞 #tmnt #rottmnt self ship

[01blinde]

If you ever need help I'm Banana, both on Discord ( I know I saw your bots in the Io bot hub, I'm always so happy when you post) and in the Reviews ^^ I can probably translate most things in German if you ever have questions (I grew up speaking it and still live there) , no need to explain because I know whats up :.D

Banana! 🍌 Been following you on JAI for ages. Thank you very much, next German dude I make I'll come to bother you :)

[linashirou]

hey Lina :3!

🥭 [MANGO] What colours best represent them and why? Does this differ from their favourites?

🍋 [LEMON] What is their kryptonite/ultimate weakness?

🥔 [POTATO] What do they have that others see as a flaw, but they don't care about?

🍌 [BANANA] Have parts of your OC been lost to time (in-universe)? What do they wish they could lose from themselves?

🥭 [MANGO] :She loves the blue color, and blue things. This is one of the reasons why the Dragon's Dogma AU has the blue stone "Sapphire" in the title and in the color of her clothes in The Emmerich Curse. It also reflects the psychology of the color: her loyal side, intelligence, sadness, and lack of affection.

🍋 [LEMON]: I already answered that, but Hal is her weakness. She is terrified at the thought of losing him, and she is willing to do anything to keep him safe.

🥔 [POTATO]: I also answer this, but I can add that she lacks self-esteem, but she tries to hide it in her humor.

🍌 [BANANA]: Metaphorically speaking, I think she, like Hal himself, is a person who often regrets what she has done and tends to overthink. So she could want to loose her memory. Turn off her mind for a minute to rest.

#original character #oc x canon #mgs fanfic #lina shirou #halina #thank a lot 😊 #thanks thanks 🥺! #thanks for the ask!

[bloobluebloo]

Leave Ganondorf… join the Yiga Clan! GLORY TO MASTER KOHGA!!

Listen okay. Don’t you think that the Yiga clan would reject me if they found out I left the Demon King’s side to join them? Don’t you think they would believe it to be complete heresy if I were to leave the house in which I reside right by the Demon King’s side, speaking on his behalf as a Professional Ganondorf Spokesperson, to join them instead? They might kill me outright for such a slight!

Therefore, as a Professional Ganondorf Spokesperson I can conclude that I am the Yiga-est of Yiga. No Yiga has Yiga-ed the way I Yiga.

Glory to Master Kohga doe I stan the mightiest banana 🍌

#ganonthots #bloothots

[mildmagician]

Norway 🇳🇴

‘Give That Wolf a Banana’ or otherwise it will leave the guys from Subwoolfer very hungry!🍌🐺

Norway decided to send two aliens from space and thought we wouldn’t notice that! These ‘woolfs’ have an element of mysteriousness surrounding them, as they don’t speak ‘human’ and use The Translator to communicate with the Eurovision fans. But speaking seriously - the song is a banger! It is quite hard to make a funny and ironic song sound good and Subwoolfer did it! That drop slaps hard!

Our yellow friends will be joined by three background dancers and a DJ astronaut to create an existing and fun performance. The pyro show always makes it better am I right?

I usually wish ‘Good Luck’ in the artist’s native language at the end of these posts… so I am not sure what to write this time! I hope The Translator can help them with it!😅

Lykke til folkens!🍀

#eurovision #eurovision 2022 #subwoolfer #norway