#what even is this pose titanic yoga pose or something

[darqx]

Excuse me / You're excused

(my friend sent me this pose from a twitter art meme)

#art #doodle #battle priest #hh au #art meme #my friend sent me this pose from twitter so i was like lol ok #XDD #i'm currently on holidays so i havent been drawing much but i did scrape some time late at night for this XDD #however my rsi has also come back with a vengeance this year #sz #what even is this pose titanic yoga pose or something

[justsomeoneintoomanyfandoms]

hi! can i please have a matchup for attack on titan & bungou stray dogs? my name is nini, im bisexual, & i use she/her pronouns! my zodiac sign is cancer & mbti is esfj!

for my personality, id say im pretty bubbly and excitable. i try to look on the bright side and try to cheer up people when they’re sad. im very affectionate with the people im close to, and i kinda cling onto my friends arms and hug them a lot. i love anything soft or cute, especially animals!! im kinda scared of bugs though, but i still always try to take them outside, even if i have to go kicking and screaming. i get distracted pretty easily, and have pull my friends off the track they were on so we could all pet dogs (they were so cute!!). i also really like going for walks, shopping, yoga, baking, and reading. i really like to look after people, but sometimes that makes it so i kinda disregard my own needs. im a bit of people pleaser, and i tend to look for the best in others! though i can’t really tolerate it if somebody is overly cruel or rude to the people i care about.

for my appearance, im 5’1 & have fairly long light brown hair. my eyes are hazel, im fairly pale with a few freckles sitting across my face, & my cheeks are perpetually rosy andjfjjek. my style is usually pretty soft & girly, & i really like dressing up even if i’m not going anywhere. i also really like to do makeup, both on myself and others. like, i’ll be in pjs and putting on lip gloss and my mom makes fun of me for it. also since i’m on the shorter side, i like to wear platform shoes since being tall makes me feel cool!

please & thank you!! i hope you have a nice day <3

Hi Nini! Than you for your request! I hope you like your matchups!

In Attack on Titan, I match you with...

Jean will take care of the bugs for you! He's also not a huge fan but he'll try to be your hero and get rid of whatever's making you uncomfortable.

Loves your rosy cheeks. He thinks they're very cute and he's almost always fighting the urge to squish them (he doesn't want to make you uncomfortable though so he holds back).

Jean likes when you tug on his arm to pull him over to a dog to say hello. He likes animals as well so he'll never say no to giving a cute dog a pat!

Would try out yoga but he's bringing Connie and Sasha along as well. If he's going to fail miserably at the Warrior Pose, he needs to be able to laugh at Connie struggling with the Downward Dog.

Enjoys baking with you. It doesn't matter what your making, there's going to be a bit of a mess at the end but he's happy to help you clean it up.

Jean will always be looking after your mental and physical health. He knows you can forget to take care of yourself while looking after others, so he'll remind you to have drinks and snacks when you need them.

In Bungo Stray Dogs, I match you with...

Poe isn't super scared of bugs so he'll take care of them. He can't stand social interactions but taking bugs outside and letting them go? That's something he can do.

Likes the physical touch you give out so willingly. He's never been in a relationship where he's felt comfortable letting the other person give him hugs but he loves them from you.

Karl loves you! Please give him lots of love and affection as well. But if you give Karl a kiss on the head, make sure you give Poe one as well. Otherwise he'll be pouty until you give him one.

Doesn't cook a whole lot but loves eating your baking. He finds and snacks you make good inspiration for his writing. If he's ever got writers block, he just needs to have some of your baking and he's back on track.

Poe isn't the biggest fan of going out but if you want to go for a walk, he'll join you. Enjoys saying hello to all the animals you come across but don't expect him to interact with any people.

Loves reading with you! Especially when you're reading something he's written. He enjoys hearing his words come to life if you read to him out loud. This is exactly why he writes in his mind.

#writing #fanfic #matchup #matchup request #request #attack on titan #shingeki no kyoujin #jean kirstein #bungo stray dogs #edgar allan poe bsd #edgar allan poe

[dzpenumbra]

2/5/23

I'm a bit behind schedule tonight. What a weird day. My sense of time just... doesn't exist right now. Maybe it's a grief thing. Time is just... so odd. Like today somehow feels like the longest day ever, but super short at the same time. Just massive distortions. The vet visit feels like just yesterday, but like... a week ago. All at the same time. Really hard to describe, very disorienting.

This morning was a bit tough. I spent a lot of it in bed. I kept waiting for my cat to poke her head around the corner, or to hear her meowing from downstairs. That was really fucking hard. I watched a VoD from a streamer I've been watching for ages now, since like... 2016. He's a storyteller, I'm watching his playthrough of Subnautica: Below Zero. I'm interested to see what he thinks of it. I played it in beta, so I don't even know the full ending, the story wasn't complete then.

I did yoga. I struggled with keeping my thoughts clear a lot. Some days it's like... basically just my breath and the poses, occasional random thoughts passing through and detaching. But today it was just a torrent of thoughts. Very chaotic, and a lot of tough grief ones too. It was a challenge, for sure.

After, I noticed the kitchen was a fucking warzone. So I cleaned and sorted the recycling and did a load of dishes. Which, for me, is a really big thing. Especially at a time like this. I'm very proud of myself for that. I took the opportunity to put away some of Max's food, medicines and her old dish. It's hard. I want to leave them out, because like... they're hers. I don't know. Like... it's really soon or something. But at the same time, I'm afraid having them out is just upsetting me. I'm trying to pace myself with that. It takes me a titanic amount of time to process loss, any loss, and I have to do it at a very gradual pace. I get very overwhelmed with those feelings very easily. Trust me, I am no stranger to loss, I know my way around this feeling pretty well.

I went and filled out the doctor's forms, luckily I got a head start on that like a month and a half ago.

I spent a good chunk of the day transcribing drums, and learning and recording guitar parts. I'm doing a cover of Stare Into The Abyss by Between the Buried and Me. It's fun, it's not too complicated (by their standards) and I absolutely love the hook. It's a really powerful song that... I felt compelled to cover when I heard it while driving back from the vet. I don't really know how I'm going to do the vocals, to be honest. I haven't really gotten that far. I can sing quietly, I'm sure, but like... I think screaming is off the menu. XD I guess that's an opportunity for creative interpretation, yeah?

Covers can be tricky, you want to do the original justice, but I kinda want to add more flair to it, put my own spin on stuff, more than just swapping out some instruments or whatever.

I have about half the guitars recorded and learned the second half, I should wrap that up tomorrow. Then I need to figure out what to do with bass. I have a 5 string, I have had it for ages, but I don't know shit about like... intonation on a bass. If I just ignore that and just tune it, all I'd need to do is transcribe/learn the song, set up a digital bass amp and hit record. Honestly, it's pretty doable.

I haven't really recorded music, at least analog instruments in this way, in like... god... close to 10 years. It's so fucking crazy how quickly the time just... vaporizes. Like, I remember trying to get my ex to learn bass, teaching her Chlorine & Wine by Baroness so we could play it together, hoping to record it. I did a weird experimental hip-hop album with my brother in one month in... spring 2019? Maybe? Before that it was like... scattered orchestral pieces I was making with VSTs. Before that it was... vocal covers? In like... 2014? When you "take a few years off" more than once... a decade racks up real quick.

I cannot even put into words how... at home it feels to be recording music again. Like... all I want to do is make more now. So I need to make sure I see this one through as far as I'm intending to take it. VST strings, guitars, drums, bass, clean vocals and then... let it sit until I can figure out what to do with the dirty vocals.

But what's really grabbing my attention with this music stuff is the idea of doing a song that isn't a cover, doing an original. I have never in my life had recording equipment this functional. Software has always been pirated, thrown together piecemeal, scavenged. The mixer was always broken as shit and had a buzz to it, the mics were always beaten to shit, the amps were all from like 2003. Now? Now I have a legit copy of Cubase. I have a Focusrite Scarlett which isn't like... studio-grade, but works perfectly for what I need it to do. I have a nice condenser mic from streaming. I can line-in my guitar straight into the box, no older-than-highschool-graduates amp needed. I pop open Cubase, I load in a digital amp, and... it works. And I play, and it sounds fucking good. These are legit the best recordings I've ever gotten with guitar, ever. By leaps and bounds. And the digital amps are free. Crazy shit.

Unfortunately, I really can't play drums here. The noise would be unbearable for my downstairs neighbors, I guarantee it. So I'm programming drums, but I got a MIDI controller - a little 2 octave keyboard with knobs and whatnot - so I can actually play string VSTs and stuff, instead of doing it all with the mouse.

I'm excited to see what kind of music I can make when the process of making music is this streamlined. It used to be really janky because not only was the setup shit, but my recordings would all be off by X amount of time because of latency or some shit I didn't understand back then. So I'd have to align all the recording takes individually by hand. It was tedious and laborious. This? This, I just record and play it back. I can switch between instruments seamlessly. I just... I have a good feeling that some pretty cool music is coming down the pipeline pretty soon.

I made some dinner and talked to my mom. It was good. She's burnt out. I'm a little worried that her taking on a supportive role for me is... a bit much, especially in addition to her other obligations. I've been a little worried about hitting her with secondary trauma. I'm new to the concept of it, and I understand it very well from first-hand perspective now. It's just tough to be on the other side, and be actively grieving, and have to like... watch out for the other person potentially re-traumatizing themselves by taking on your trauma. But sorry, that is not my responsibility.

I urged her to - very gently, compassionately and... delicately, but still truthfully - seek out dog training. Her dogs are lovely, and I don't just say that. The female is a bit of a depression case and the male is... basically a very very very big puppy - in good and bad ways. She has always been concerned (read: deathly paranoid) about running into other dogs in the woods, and I was raised with that mentality, which was very hard to get rid of. I just grew up in a home where dogs aren't allowed to play with each other, they just retrieve balls, do obedience exercises, chew bones and sleep. Because we always had one dog in the house, and no friends who had dogs, I guess. You can't blame people for not being aware that there is a world outside of their known paradigm, you know? And I broke those shackles in 2018, and I'm so grateful that I freed myself from that restrictive mentality before my dog died, so she had an opportunity to meet other dogs and play before she passed. My mom is still stuck in it, which isn't surprising, because she taught me. But my way of paying it forward - try to gently help her learn what took me years to develop from scratch. Get over your military police-dog style training and teach your dog how to be a dog. Teach your dog how to socialize with other dogs.

I likened it to me. The hermit coming out of extreme isolation, going up to a complete stranger and going, "HI YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND NOW DO YOU WANT TO HEAR MY LIFE STORY?!" That's what a dog who doesn't know how to interact with other dogs does, in my experience. And you never know what another dog's overwhelm reaction to that is going to be, how they're going to interpret it. They don't necessarily have bad intentions, in fact... I'd honestly say they rarely have bad or defensive intentions, in my personal encounters. They just don't know how to express themselves, because they never get a chance to practice. So I really urged her on that, because she lives right at the base of some really nice hiking trails and she avoids them like the plague because people bring their dogs up there a lot. That would make her life so much more active, full of nature, and would bring so much joy and social stimulation to those lovely dogs. Whether she follows through with it is her path to walk.

Then I just played some Risk of Rain 2, which is fun. And here I am. Nearly midnight, and need to be up at like... 7. Fuck. K, time to try to sleep. If I pull this off, I might come out of tomorrow with an appointment for my ADHD screening, which has been 20 years in the making. But, at bare minimum, I should at least be set up with a GP for the first time in a decade. Yay!

#diary #journal #online journal #stream of consciousness #stream of thoughts

[petrichoravellichor]

Can I please have a (platonic) Balthazar and Castiel in the prompt “-some dude with a megaphone is spewing homophopic crap outside the cafeteria and we’re both protesting him because the college is adamnant about his freedom of speech rights, make out with me to piss him off?”

Can I Get an Amen

Relationship: Balthazar & Cas (platonic)

Other Characters: Sam Winchester, Naomi (unnamed, but it’s her)

Rating: T

Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, Balthazar POV, Bi-/Pansexual Balthazar, Slightly Hippie!Cas (like, a mixture of Endverse!Cas + Crazy!Cas), Bees, Homophobic Language (which gets shut the fuck down), Very Exaggerated Make-Out Session Between Friends (to piss off a homophobe, so it’s for a good cause)

(Ao3)

*****

When Sam’s alarm went off at seven a.m., Balthazar’s first thought upon jarring awake was that he was going to throw the bloody phone out the window. (He didn’t, because doing so would have required him to get up, but it was a near thing.) Balthazar had no idea what sort of cosmic fuck-up he’d committed in a previous life to get landed with a roommate for whom going for an early morning run beat out having a lie-in, but as he grumbled under his breath while Sam rose and dressed, he felt fairly certain that fate was having a laugh at his expense.

Sam, the bastard, found this all very amusing.

“You know,” Sam said mildly as he sat on the edge of his bed and did up his shoelaces, seemingly impervious to the death-glare Balthazar was giving him, “it wouldn’t kill you to get up a few hours before your first class. You don’t even have to exercise: you could just, like, read or get some extra studying in or something.”

Balthazar snorted. “I could, yes, but why on earth would I,” he said, stretching luxuriously beneath his sheets, “when I could just as easily stay in bed and dream of having a ménage à-whatever-French-for-twelve is?”

“Okay, one, it’s douze, and two, ew. Also, don’t even pretend like you could keep up with that many women.”

“Mm, bold of you to assume they were all women.”

Sam rolled his eyes. “Anyway,” he said, standing, “I’m gonna go. Have fun dreaming about naked people.”

He left, and Balthazar promptly buried his head under his pillow, determined to fall back asleep. He gave up after half an hour of angry tossing and turning, rising in a huff and stomping over to his dresser. If he was doomed to be awake this early, then he might as well go down to the quad and fetch himself something caffeinated to drink.

Ten minutes later, he was trudging down the steps outside the dorm building and mulling over various forms of revenge—his current favorite consisted of tossing out one of Sam’s beloved running shoes, then watching with glee as Sam searched for it in vain—when he heard a voice from the lawn to his left:

“You’re up early.”

Balthazar turned and spotted his friend Cas, who was currently dressed in a loose-fitting shirt and sweats; he was barefoot, balancing on one leg with the other tucked up under him, palms pressed together, and was peering at Balthazar with a mixture of surprise and amusement. “I didn’t know you even existed before noon.”

Balthazar sighed. “Yes, well, annoying roommates with early alarms are annoying.”

“Ah.” Cas shifted into a different pose, placing both feet flat on the grass and raising his arms above his head. “And here I thought I’d finally convinced you to try yoga with me.”

“Cassie, the day I willingly twist myself into a pretzel while both clothed and sober is the day I forgive you for making me sit through three hours of that god-awful Titanic movie.”

“You’re just mad because you hate Celine Dion.”

“It’s not her I hate, it’s that bloody song! And furthermore,” Balthazar added, pointedly ignoring Cas’s snicker, “our dear Rose’s heart wouldn’t have had to go on if she’d just done a better job of making room for Jack on that piece of fucking debris.”

“It was a door.”

“It was a travesty, is what it was, and I’ll thank you to quit bringing it up. Now then,” he said, jerking his thumb in the direction of the quad, “I’m going for a latte. Care to join me? Or have you still got to do your downward doggy-style or what have you?”

Cas rolled his eyes and reached for his sandals. “It’s downward dog, and no, I’m done.”

“Brilliant, you’re buying.”

They headed toward the quad, Cas talking animatedly about some new Save the Bees project he and a few others in the Environmental Club were hoping to kick off soon. Balthazar, who was busy trying to decide if he wanted a muffin or a scone with his latte, was only half listening, a decision he regretted when he heard Cas say, with a hint of smugness, “I knew I could count on you,” and, after a quick mental replay, realized that he’d just agreed to attend an all-day event that coming weekend. Fuck. He opened his mouth to give an excuse when a commotion ahead caught his attention.

A small crowd had gathered at the edge of the quad; as Balthazar and Cas neared, Balthazar saw that at its center was a middle-aged brunette woman dressed in formal clothing who was speaking into a megaphone:

“…TIME HAS COME TO RENOUNCE YOUR SINFUL LIFESTYLE AND REMEMBER THAT ONLY THROUGH GOD’S GRACE CAN YOU ENTER THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, FOR THE BIBLE TELLS US THAT MAN SHALL NOT LIE WITH MEN AS HE DOES WITH WOMEN, THAT IT IS AN AB—”

“—SOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL WAY TO SPEND A FRIDAY NIGHT!” interjected Balthazar, causing the woman to pause and several heads to turn in their direction.

The woman lowered her megaphone. She looked from Balthazar to Cas and back again. “I am here to spread the Lord’s teachings to you and others like you, those who have been led astray by immoral temptations of the flesh. You should thank me.”

Balthazar let out a bitter laugh. “Thank you? What on earth for?”

The woman frowned. “I told you, I’m here to spread the Lord’s teachings—”

Balthazar cut her off. “You did, twice. Good for you.” He crossed his arms. “But, you see, we’re a litter-free campus, so it’d be lovely if you took your rubbish elsewhere.”

Several of the surrounding students cheered. The woman glanced around, seemingly unsure. “I have a permit. I’m allowed to be here.”

“We’re students,” said Cas. “We pay money to be here.” Even more people cheered. “And incidentally, the line you’re referring to, Leviticus 18:22, condemns pedophilia, not homosexuality.”

Balthazar turned to Cas. “What, really?”

“Yes. The original wording translates to ‘man shall not lie with young boys’.” Cas regarded the woman coolly. “Also, since you claim to concern yourself with the word of God, I’d check the tag on that suit. Leviticus 19:19 prohibits wearing garments that mix linen and wool.”

The woman pressed her lips together in a thin line. “I will not be lectured on my faith by a young man who has clearly lost his way.”

“I’m not lecturing you,” responded Cas. “I’m simply telling you what the Bible says.”

“You mock me.”

“You do that to yourself.”

The woman scowled, eyes boring into Cas. “There are places that can help you, programs that can teach you to make more Godly choices.”

“You’re referring to so-called conversion therapy,” said Cas, and though he was still speaking calmly, there was an edge to his voice that Balthazar rarely heard, “a practice that has been discredited by every leading expert on human sexuality for over two decades.”

“Despite what you think, it can be effective if you’re willing, if you want to be fixed—”

“We’re not broken,” said Cas. “Your beliefs are.”

“Now wait just a minute—”

“Oh, piss off!” snapped Balthazar. Cas might have had the patience to deal with this sort of thing uncaffeinated, but he most certainly did not. “Aren’t there more important things you could spend your energy bitching about? Take bees, for example: they’re dropping dead at an alarming rate, which could have frankly catastrophic effects on our food supply, but no, you’re right, let’s get all dressed up and tell gay people they’re going to hell because they have the audacity to be themselves, that’s clearly the bigger priority.”

Cas gave him a surprised smile. “You were listening about the bees.”

“Of course I was listening, I’m a wonderful friend like that. Speaking of,” said Balthazar, turning to Cas with a raised eyebrow, “fancy a friendly snog to piss off this hag?”

Cas thought a moment, then shrugged. “Why not?”

“That’s the spirit,” said Balthazar bracingly, grabbing a fistful of Cas’s shirt and pulling him in for a kiss.

There was no real heat to it—at the end of the day, Balthazar knew Cas was about as romantically interested in him as he was in Cas; that is to say, not at all—but in for a penny, in for a pound. Balthazar closed his eyes and wrapped his arms around Cas’s shoulders, letting out an exaggerated moan; he could feel Cas practically shaking with suppressed laughter and gave him a very subtle pinch. Cas let out a muffled snort before gasping, “Oh, Balthazar!” in mock passion and pressing their lips more firmly together; he even groaned a bit, which at which point it was Balthazar’s turn to bite back a chuckle.

Thankfully, their tactic worked: the students around them erupted into applause, and scarcely five seconds had passed before the woman let out an affronted huff and stormed off. Once the sound of her heels had sufficiently faded, Balthazar cracked an eye open and, with the visual confirmation that she was gone, gave Cas a tap on the shoulder, stepping back with a grin. “Well, that went swimmingly, wouldn’t you say?”

Cas looked off in the direction the woman had gone. “It did seem to have the desired effect, although,” he added, lips twitching in a poorly concealed smirk as he reached into his pocket and produced a tube of organic lip balm, “you probably need this more than I do.”

Balthazar rolled his eyes. “Oh, we’re giving post-snogging critiques, are we? Here, then.” He took the lip balm and, in exchange, held out a small tin of mints. “You absolutely need this more than I do.”

Cas snorted, accepting the mints and making a show of popping one into his mouth; Balthazar, for his part, applied a liberal amount of lip balm. “Right, then,” he said, smacking his lips together and pocketing the tube, “coffee?”

#balthazar #cas & balthazar #balthazar & cas #supernatural #spn #fanfiction #my writing #can i get an amen #cw: homophobic language #cw: homophobia

[somethingtoconfess]

HIGH ON SKAM 2_Day 1 (Saturday)

Hi guys ! :)

I’m sorry, I wanted to post before but I was really busy and I still needed tme to process everything.

The whole weekeend was amazing and I don’t even know how to express my feelings with words. So thank you once agin to The Rainbow Team and to all the actors present !

My friend Alex (@thebipanfangirl ), whom I spend most of the time at the convention with, already posted about this so you can also check her posts to have other informations.

- So, I arrived early with Luna (@classypicklepatrolroad ) and we had the time to chat a bit with other fans and volunteers. Everyone was in a good mood and really excited !

- Before the opening, we saw the actors walk by when we were sitting in the room and everyone started to get so excited, it was really funny. The opening panel was really fun! Everyone was so excited and Michelangelo talked a lot spontaneously!! He was really confident. Fun fact : He drank a looooot of water! And even poured glasses for everyone. That was sweet !

- Then it was the DRUCK panel and I loved seeing all the actors interact with each other. You can clearly see that they all like each other and that they are quite close ! The questions were really interesting and the actors semmed to have a great time as well (you can watch the livestream on Twitter if you want to).

- After that, we went upstairs to go to the autographs. Hassan recognised me and hugged me while I was waiting in the stairs (and people looked at me weirdly aha).

- Luna and I didn't have a ticket for the autographs (I wouldn't know what to do with them tbh). But we had to give Louis, Arda and Jobel the fanbooks. We waited a bit and then we saw that Louis and Arda were free so we asked if we could give them the fanbooks right now. The volunteers said yes and we gave them the fanbooks. We started with Arda and at first he was confused. Then we explained to him that it was his fanbook and he was really happy ! I also gave Louis his fanbook and he was really happy as well. They both hugged us and Michi and Jule were just watching us and smiling the whole time, it was cute. At first we forgot to take a picture with them so we had to ask a staff member to take one for us and had to queue again but on the side. So we were directly next to Michi who was dipping biscuits in his coffee so I told him "bon appétit" and he replied "Merci" with a really sweet smile. We finally took the photos with Louis and Arda and then we gave Jobel her fanbook. At first, she was confused and thought only Alex did it so Luna and I stood anwkwardly on the side but then she understood and she all hugged us. We took pictures and then Luna and I went out because it was realy hot inside.

- We had lunch and had to hurry up to go back to the convention. Sadly, we missed the beginning of pannel for S4 and we didn't want to go there for just a few minutes so we waited for the photos.

- The photos started with Lukas. I had two photos with him. I hugged him tightly and he was so smily and sweet. I showed him the poses and he laughed a bit at the first one, which was the Titanic pose. We started with this one and then we did the second one, which was a hug with his hand on my face but he squished my face and pushed my hair on my face so the photo will probably be a bit weird aha. I hugged him again and told him I'll see him later

- Then we went to the panel for s3 and it was really nice! Before it started, Michi was already inside the room and was talking to some volunteers. Then Lukas arrived and they had fun together. Then Henrik arrived and fans screamed when Henrik hugged Michi and Lukas. And finally, Maxence arrived last. Michi seemed so confused when Henrik and Maxence talked because he didn't know what they were talking about since he hasn't seen any ot the shows (nor Druck) aha. Henrik talked so slowly and Mawence talked a lot as well. The four of them seemed to have a great time.

- Luna and I had two pictures with Louis and Arda. For the first one, we wanted to recreate memes so we showed them the pictures. They looked at us and did the pose asking us if it was like this so we laughed and said it was. It took us a few tries. For the second photo, we wanted to do like a yoga pose but it wasn't working because of the lighting so we had to change the pose. Instead, we just did a group hug.

- Then I had a photo with Tua and Hassan. So sweet! Tua is sooo cute. One of us had to squat a bit and Hassan wanted to do it because I was wearing a skirt but I said no because I didn't want him to dirty his pants.  So I ended up squating in front of Tua but the photographer took a long time taking the photo so I was shaking like crazy. I hugged them again and left.

- For the Lukas / Michi photo, I was actually really nervous because it was the first time I would be able to talk to Michelangelo in person (and if you didn't know, I went to Rome because I really wanted to talk to Michi). I hugged Lukas first and then I hugged Michi really tightly and told him it was nice to be able to finally hug him and he smiled. I showed them the pose I wanted to do and Michi seemed happy to do it (everyone was doing the same pose so I suppose he was happy to do something else). It was like a martial art pose and he looked at me doing the pose so I laughed. Lukas started to get in position as well and I asked them if it was possible to hold hands as well. They said yes so I went in the middle and held their hands. But the three of us were standing on one leg and we were shaking, trying to find our balance so it was quite funny ! I hugged them again and told them I'll see them soon.

- For the Druck photo, I wanted to do a special pose without the chairs and I waited until the end so it would be possible, and asked 3 different people and they told me it was but then the photographer refused... So I stood in the middle, between Lukas and Arda. I asked them to do a superhero pose but they were confused and I think I'm the only one who ended up doing like the Wolwerine pose so the photo will probably be quite weird aha

- Then I had a photo with the OG cast (my only extra not Druck related) and they were so sweet !! Henrik is sooo tall and his hugs are really tight! Iman and Ina are really pretty and they were smiling a lot. I showed them the pose and they looked at itfor a while (idk why, it wasn't a hard one aha). Henrik asked me if he had to bend and I said it was ok but when I stood behing him I noticed I was really short compared to him so maybe it would have been a good idea aha (as I'm writing it, I received this picture and it's really cute !! I will post all my photos here later as well). I hugged them again and left.

- I was sooo nervous about my photos with Michi. I was in the first ones and I started by saying that I came here just for him and he thanked me with a big smile. I showed him the two poses and he was a bit confused then laughed at the first one. He had to do the « Ma che cazzo » pose looking at me and I actually told him this in Italian (he must have been confused because he knew I'm not Italian aha). We ended up doing it but I don't know how it turned out. I was really nervous so I can't even remember if I looked at the camera or even smiled. I couldn't see him either because he was looking at me so Idk if he did the pose or not aha. Then we had to do the second pose but he forgot what it was so I had to show him again. It was a really tight hug with my head on his chest. The photographer had some issues with the photo so I ended up taking another one so I apologised to Michi but he smiled and said it was OK. I was about to leave but I saw that the photographer was looking at the photos so I talked a bit more to Michi and said he was an amazing actor and that I watched all his projects. He was really touched and smiled when I told him I'll see him tomorrow!

- Because the photos were talking a while and that I was doing my last ones with Michi, we arrived late for the closing panel but it was quite nice! The actors seemed to really have a great time. Michi arrived later. We asked questions and then we watched the closing video (I was in it and I cringed so hard). They took a photo and then they left. Lukas, Maxence and Henrik arrived so they quickly said goodbye (the said they were really tired) and we watched the closing video with them another time.

- We took our coats and ran into Lukas oustide. He was carrying a bag full of gifts that he fot during the autographs session.

And that’s it for the first day. I probably forgot some things but that’s the most important things I suppose. I’ll post about Day 2 (I have even more things to say) later or tomorrow!

I hope you enjoyed it :D

#druck #druck cast #hos #hos2 #high on skam #high on skam 2 #convention #skam #skam universe #skam og #michelangelo fortuzzi #lukas alexander #tua el fawwal #louis daniel #arda görkem #hassan kello #carl bagnar #henrik holm #ina svenningdal #imane bakhellal

[calorieworkouts]

9 Righteous Reasons to Try Beautiful Beach Yoga

The Sunlight is beaming as well as it's ultimately summertime! Step out of that stale, sauna-like Yoga room, you have a new studio with a fresh breeze visible air. It features a titan, super-soft sand-mat as well as excellent sea sights - Yes, it's the beach. There are lots of reasons to try Yoga exercise by the sea besides the evident "fun-in-the-sun" variable. Make sure to offer coastline Yoga a shot whether you live near a beach (lucky you) or happen to be taking place holiday to a beachy destination (in which instance, also fortunate you.)

Open Air

One of the major Yogic methods is Pranayama, which indicates "breath control." In Yoga exercise philosophy, it is said that by completely filling ourselves with air we are loading ourselves with the unseen vital force - the energy of Life itself. As a result, the purity of the open air at the coastline is definitely perfect for Pranayama.

Sea Scents

Who doesn't enjoy that comforting, salty sea scent? The beach scents incredibly crisp as well as revitalizing. This is wonderful information for your Pranayama technique. Likewise, it's a much even more positive scent and also substitute for the eau-de-sweat from the studio area. Take a deep breath - Get up as well as scent the coral.

Negatively Charged Ions

Atoms are constantly positively or adversely charged. When we remain in a space (such a workplaces, cities, homes) that contains a high amount of favorably charged ions in comparison to the negatively charged ions, we tend to really feel weary, worried as well as generally down. It has been confirmed that a high degree of negatively charged ions is exceptionally efficient and also useful for our health and wellness and also wellness. Individuals pay huge amounts of cash for air purifying machines which negatively bill ions. However the beach is known to be high in adverse ions as well as much more fantastic - nature does it for you. The beach supplies you with an abundant quantity of complimentary adversely charged ions.

Soft Soothing Sand

Sand works as a soothing cushion. It's a great solution for people with problematic locations such as delicate knees or my dear friend who has a broken coccyx. Additionally, the soft surface area enables you to hold poses such as inversions (specifically the Headstand Pose) for longer amount of times. It likewise implies that you can be braver with the postures you attempt, as there will certainly always be sand to capture you and also give a soft landing for your bottom should you shed your balance.

Cooling Water

If you come to be hot during a vigorous Yoga session, you have an optimum cool-down choice of rejuvenating water - an entire sea of it, in fact. If your coastline of choice and also the moon have actually made a decision to offer amazing waves, that's outstanding. Utilize them as splashing, splashing insta-coolers. If your coastline and also moon are really feeling cool feelings instead as well as it's offering you calm waters, that's likewise incredible. Take the opportunity to unwind and invigorate as you drift in the water in Shavasana (Remains Pose.)

Sunshine

Need I state a lot more? At the coastline you can do Yoga as you soak up some vitamin D for an added healthy, sunny session. You can work with that golden tan while you at the same time deal with your individual Yoga practice.

Fantastic View

You'll have an incredible view of the blue sea, the wonderful landscape, the gold grains of sand and also spiritually evoking sunrays. It's a perfect mix and also alchemy for an impressive Yoga flow.

Sounds

Waves are normally rhythmical as they ups and downs. They give us with a valuable lesson as, metaphorically, this ebb as well as flow applies to numerous facets of our life. This rhythm also sets the tone for an excellent Yoga session by promoting constant breathing and paced position flows. It assists you reach a deep, inward-facing state sooner.

Always Open

Unlike your Yoga workshop, the coastline is always open every hr of every day. This is best must you wish to do a few Moon Salutations with the representation of the moonlight upon the water - Sounds rather captivating, does it not?

Try These Three

Go for a full Yoga exercise circulation of your choice, however do not fail to remember to include these three poses!

Tree Pose

You can explore all of the variations of tree posture as well as experiment with equilibrium. If you drop back, the coastline exists to catch your attractive derrière.

King Pigeon Pose

The malleable sand will certainly be of excellent aid if you would love to check out all variants of Pigeon Pose. Your knees will be comforted throughout the process so you can concentrate on obtaining your legs up and owning this pose.

Headstand Pose

Ever wondered what the coastline appears like upside-down? The sand offers you with a molding padding that makes head-standing comfortable and also satisfying. If you have not offered a full-on headstand a shot, now is the time.

Sunshine, Sea and Yoga

Next time you check out the coastline, enjoy a Yoga session by the sea. It's enjoyable, transformative as well as very easy. It's additionally a good time to try those advanced positions you have actually been staying clear of. Capitalize on the softness beneath you and also attempt something more sophisticated. It will certainly be much easier than saying "she stands in headstands on soft sand by the seaside" 3 times quickly and also a thousand times a lot more enjoyable. Go on now - Appreciate and beam on like a super (sea) star!

#exercise #fitness #health #health and wellness #weight #wellness #workouts

[theloniousbach]

Week 33: Resist/s/urge: An Epilogue

[This entry concludes a weekly series of Facebook posts started as I sought to cope with going on lockdown.  Though we may well be heading back or should be, I have ended the series.  They are no more than ephemeral, but I archive this one as a record of the series.]

My title is meant to mash up “resist surge” and “resists urge” as I bring to an undoubtedly temporary end to this series which I started as we headed into lockdown.  I used it to focus on how I was coping—how as a measure and how as methods.  I shifted the heading every eight weeks as it seemed that we and I were entering new phases.  

We are certainly entering a new “resist surge” phase as we seem to have had almost 100,000 new cases yesterday and deaths over 1,000 the day before and nearly that many yesterday.  Most states are surging as is Europe and Latin America.  So, despite the profound US leadership crisis, the problems are not even primarily of that character.  It is not who is captain of the Titanic but that we are on poorly designed vessel sailing into a sea of icebergs.

It is also odd to suspend this series right as we end a US Presidential Election cycle where this issue is at the center.  But I have easily “resists urge” to write about that.  More challenging to resist is the urge to write about the broader, more fundamental politics underlying it.  I have such opinions and lived them in my 20s and 30s with pride and no regrets.  But this format is far from the avenue for those discussions—and, frankly, dear readers, even the young ones, for those discussions to matter very different social forces will be involved and lead them.

But I felt the series drifting in that direction as I have been settling into personal solutions to the profound challenges are living through.  So, it’s time for a balance sheet and an epilogue for now.  Again, there are new challenges/icebergs on the horizon.

But I started with addressing how I would keep body and soul together with attention, focusing on physical and mental health in the face of stress.  I continued and continue with intermittent fasting and, rather than the pandemic 15, I have continued to get rid of that middle aged gut and my weight is down 3% (rather than up 10%).  I am back in the range I was 30-35 years ago, but I am well aware that I don’t have the body of a 30 year old.  

Still I might be as fit as I have ever been.  From the start, I knew that daily exercise was key—and daily walks had been my prime exercise for year.  They were and are important for getting out of the house.  But I made daily yoga the focus witchin that first month.  I’ve been doing yoga fairly regularly for over 20 years, since I gave up alcohol as part of a detox prompted by getting off Codeine 3 for a long term bout with kidney stones in 1999 that culminated in surgery.  So I know my poses and had been using Yoga with Adrienne once or twice a week for several years.  I ramped it up with her several annual 30 Days of Yoga series working my way through all of them.  Now I’m a subscriber and follow mostly her daily classes.  I have much better muscle tone, posture, and lung capacity.

So, with the body part of body and soul going, I took up soul in parallel.  

I rolled with the punches with work and teaching fairly well, adjusting to the technology and tempo of remote work.  I am productive in ways that I couldn’t/cannot be at the office and feel connected to students and colleagues.  I get enough peopling in.

But, as someone important once said, life begins when this activity ceases, at the table, at the tavern, in bed.  Now the sale of my labor power is complicated and elements of it truly are unalienated and the rest of it is certainly rewarding and meaningful.  But it is alienated in the sense that, at 65 years of age, I can see the day looming when I can choose not to do it.  Life begins when I do the things I doubled down on to keep soul together.

STORIES—At first it was quite hard to concentrate and I could not read anything with a long arc.  So I read the Decameron, a story or two, but no more than three, a day until I had all 100.  It was a story of plague and distraction, so it fit. I also discovered streaming plays at first from the National Theatre of London but soon the Globe and Stratford Festival.  I homed in on Shakespeare, particularly lesser known plays.  That welcome habit has fallen off and I have missed an October series of three Shakespeare plays from a National Theatre partner.  But it is an acquisition that I hope to foster and grow.

I settled back into novels soon enough with mysteries mostly.  Right now, I’m rereading Elsa Hart’s The Cabinets of Barnaby Mayne to teach and for a Webster University Book Club with my class and Elsa herself.  Since she is someone I take my beginner’s questions about my retirement project book, it is useful to outline it on this reread as I took my note taking to a deeper, multiple purpose level.  Recently I got caught up in the 1632 universe of alternate history.  There have been several Anna Eliot/Charles Veley Sherlock Holmes/Lucy James pastiche novellas which are also good to study for my own project.  I got back into mysteries by rereading, 35 years on, the Martin Beck series on the occasion of Maj Sjowall’s death.  I also dipped into the Hogarth Shakespeare series to see how modern authors dealt with the very challenging source material of “The Taming of the Shrew” and “The Merchant of Venice” which were part of the theater season.  There were also a couple of Jodi Taylor St. Mary’s/Time Police novels as I keep up on that series.

SCHOLARSHIP—My teaching, an unalienated part of my labor and the part that I will do after retirement from the day job, has been rewarding.  I took Science in the News remote and asynchronous as we locked down.  That worked in the moment as I could make COVID our subject matter (because that what we were all studying anyway) and could think about how the world was testing us far more than I as a teacher could.  So I could relax about some of the mechanics.  I had already built eight weeks of rapport with them, so that helped too.  My current class happens synchronously but largely remotely.  It’s topic—the role of place—has been a way to test some concepts (place as human constructed, therefore rich in history worth studying, and where community happens) that are part of a broader collaboration that may result in a conference.

As we were shutting down, I had made some significant changes to my “last” Edgar Anderson paper for the Annals of the Missouri Botanical Garden with Gar Allen’s suggestions.  It received further polishing from the Annals editor and also pal Peter Hoch.  So it is well and truly done, set to appear in the last quarterly paper issue of that renowned journal.  While I have said it’s the “last” Edgar paper, gee, maybe I could write about his collaboration with Pioneer Hi Bred Seed Company and so might see if Agricultural History might want it.

Place and a historical mystery are where my intellectual interests will shift.

MUSIC—The biggest threat of the pandemic is/was the loss of live music.  That very first weekend of lockdown I had the decision to not go taken out of my hands by cancellations of the SF Jazz Collective celebrating Miles Davis’s In a Silent Way and Sly Stone’s Stand at the Sheldon and Joe Russo’s Almost Dead (where I have invested my Deadhead energy as I don’t think I’ll see any original members again, though talk about “resists urge” pressures) at the Pageant.  Those cancellations were sensible and necessary, but gee it would have been hard to make the decision to stay home.  

The pull for live music is that strong.  

But I’ve found it in ways that might even make for more opportunities.Jorma Kaukonen has done two dozen Quarantine Concerts, mostly solo with local friends from his Fur Peace Ranch operation, but Jack Casady came in for two shows in July and is around currently with the third show tonight.  Kaukonen is not only musically formative, but so forthrightly himself that it is comfortable to be with him.  I have similar warm feelings of connection with Larkin Poe who are extending the southern Americana blues roots etc tradition with slide guitar and killer vocals.  They have done various streams, both from their spare bedrooms to empty venues with their band.

The piano has been key and, at first, the recitals under the auspices of the 92nd Street Y and Fred Hersch’s almost 40 Tunes of the Day were the start.  The Chamber Music Society of Lincoln Center and the BBC 4/Wigmore Hall collaboration (with the helpful YouTube algorithm kicking in) gave me more choices.  Wigmore Hall is my go to source and through them I have seen Angela Hewitt wrap up her Bach cycle and Andras Schiff dig into the last three Beethoven Piano Sonatas.  I have discovered key parts of the horn repertoire including the Brahms Trio and the Mozart and Beethoven Wind Quintets and some of the clarinet chamber works (watching Gassenheuer for example.  I’ll click on most cello sonatas and ensembles and all piano trios.  There is something about this listening that has paid benefits to my jazz listening, particularly more challenging out there works, as I can hear structural elements better.

Jazz is my go to though and there is a wealth of in real time performances as if we really were in New York and had to choose between the Jazz Gallery (got a membership), the Vanguard (an annoying platform but top drawer stuff), the Blue Note, Smoke, and Small’s (a place to check for up and comers but also, with a contribution, through their archive, people who upped and came on the scene).  I have seen folks I wouldn’t have otherwise—George Cables, last night Oliver Lake/Reggie Workman/Andrew Cyrille, David Murray, Billy Hart with Mark Turner, Kenny Werner, Omer Avital.  It goes on and on.  I have lots of Couch Tour FB Note/Tumblr entries.

I was playing piano lots until we went on vacation, exploring how tunes fit together.  Nothing ready to unplug the headphones even for Ellen, but rewarding.  I have a new tune, “Everything Happens To Me” to understand, so I think that habit is returning.  But I do sit at the piano frequently for my almost weekly discussions with a young singer/songwriter/marching band tuba player about music theory where we explore things together.  They’re free to her and she still may be getting a bad deal but it’s part of keeping my body and SOUL together.  Between her, Jorma, and my own inclination, I do play lots of guitar and that helps too.

But it is WRITING that has been my biggest solace.  I come out of this experience comfortable saying I don’t just like to write and that I have a decent body of published work but I am a writer.  It’s how I live in the world.  It’s how I pin down my musical experiences for example.  

But obviously this series itself about coping with the pandemic is how I have coped with the pandemic.  I treasure that more of you have read these than I would imagine and I do take you all into account somewhat as I write these.  I want them to be organized, appealing, and clear.  But I am a writer and I would do this even if you weren’t here.  But social media means that I’m not Franz Kafka or Emily Dickinson writing to make sense of the world but creating papers that they would just as soon be destroyed.  That said, these are thoroughly ephemeral and this one will be the only one in the series curated in the sense that it’s on my Tumblr.

So, I am a writer who makes sense of the world by writing.  The world will call me to write by being insensible.  Very soon very likely.  But this series has run its course.  So as we resist the surge, I will resist the urge to do the same old thing.

Still I bet I see you soon.

#2020

[wflinches]

[Latest News] – Icepop: Hysterical Tinder Bios That’d Make You Want To Swipe Right — For Creativity At Least

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Hysterical Tinder Bios That'd Make You Want To Swipe Right — For Creativity At Least

Monday 26 August 2019 08:48 AM UTC-05 | Tags: bios dating dating-app funny hilarious omg online-dating social-media tinder tinder-bios

1. This Tinder bio makes us grateful that going on dates is not like going on Uber rides. Some of us would be pretty horrified to see our ratings. Still, we’d give this witty Tinder bio 5 stars.

Reddit/d3fin3d

2. Quick question. Can someone be pulled over for reckless Tindering? Because we are pretty sure that this coquettish cop deserves at least a ticket for his criminally outrageous dating app bio.

Twitter/@wvushy

3. Based on this fierce dating profile, when Tinder user Heather here ultimately decides to ghost suitors she’s just not feeling the chemistry with, it must be called “Razor Burn.” Ouch!

Reddit/doctordavee

4. Okay, whoever you are, wash your mouth out with soap. This bio might be a little too fresh for our taste. At least save the toothbrush jokes for the first date.

Imgur/MrAdris

5. There are the kind of guys that people want to take home to meet their parents. There are also, apparently, the kind of guys who end up becoming your parents. Stacys’ moms, be warned.

Reddit/stephaniesparkles

6. We are going to go ahead and gather that, based on this incredible Tinder bio, Dave wants potential love interests to know he’s as smooth as a woman’s armpits after using Dove deodorant.

Reddit/wmbuxewxy9801

7. Something about what is written in this brutally honest Tinder bio tells us that she puts her boys on rock (rock) and they’ll be lining down the block just to watch what she’s got.

Imgur/PhotoHawk

8. We’ve heard of some pretty unfortunate names, but we have to hand it to this woman who turned her name into a hilarious Tinder bio. Here’s to hoping she will at least hold her date’s hand.

Reddit/kayeledsb

9. What do Victoria from Tinder and the iceberg that the Titanic crashed into likely have in common? You probably can only see about 10 percent of them from your vantage point.

Reddit/Verfickte

10. This Tinder bio cuts right to the point. Come for the sweet, romantic gestures, stay for the sharp humor and wit. Just make sure she stays those 63 kilometers away.

Imgur/youmeandrainbows

11. Runway or run away? For anyone swiping right on this Victoria’s Secret hopeful, Tina, they will probably have to wait until at least the first date to find out more secrets that only she’s aware of.

Reddit/richiguada

12. Any hopefuls wanting to date somebody like Hope here should be happy to already be warned about her propensity for word play and … possibly other play as indicated in her cheeky Tinder bio.

Imgur/youmeandrainbows

13. We are going to go ahead and say that this brow-raising Tinder bio is probably not what Madison’s mother had in mind when she told her daughter not to talk to strangers.

Twitter/Jessetmay23

14. Some people say that after a bad experience they end up finding Jesus. Other people can say that a bad experience on Tinder led them to find Jesus. Thoughts and prayers for his matches.

Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows

15. Looking for love? Tinder user Arrjun might just be exactly what the doctor ordered. He’s a doctor, has a great sense of humor, and great music taste to match. On top of that, he seems to know that laughter is the best medicine. O(h)-positive indeed.

Reddit/indianadatingfails

16. Let’s face it. Sometimes online dating leads to falling in love. Other times online dating, leave you figuratively falling flat on your face. That is, unless you are Lucy. For Lucy, she just literally falls flat on her face.

Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows

17. This one truly tickles us. It is the 21st century, and women are no longer expected to automatically take their partner’s last name. Unless your name is Tess. In that case, you kind of have to take on the last name Tickle. Why shield the world from such greatness?

Reddit/andshoteachother

18. Why settle for just online matchmaking when you can up your chances by combining a real-life Yente with some added help of the virtual kid. Based on her Tinder profile, we can only hope that Cheri’s grandpa is swiping for her too.

Reddit/The_Venezian

19. If anyone thought the job market was difficult to navigate these days, just try the dating world. They say first dates can be like job interviews, but for Morgan, she seems to be taking this phrase a little too literally.

Reddit/Capinmorgan

20. A quick Google search will actually show users that the Savannah actually covers over 65 percent of Africa. Considering that, we think the Tinder user here should probably ‘SerenGETi’ her facts straight.

Reddit/tlkshwhst

21. It theems like Kethmi wath getting thick, tired, and pithed off about people pronounthing her name wrong. Luckily, her hysterical Tinder bio is both informational, thmart, and truly hilarioth.

Reddit/Deanos97

22. When going on a date with Vanessa, suitors apparently won’t be quite sure which version of her they will get. But hey, for those worried about getting into a relationship rut, this would definitely keep thing interesting.

Imgur/youmeandrainbows

23. Some potential suitors may see this woman’s hysterical Tinder bio and want to call her to schedule their first date. Others may read her outrageous personal blib and want to call the police. At least breakfast would be in order?

Reddit/ElCap1tan2

24. For most anyone who has used Tinder, we are just going to go ahead and say that they can probably relate to Kayla’s super honest admission. Most people don’t admit it so brazenly, but we all know it is true.

Reddit/FuckApathy

25. We wouldn’t be surprised if Mat’s dates reported that he seems to be a really great guy, but then they started to notice that he would always be waiting for them outside on their doorsteps.

Reddit/Tinderbios2

26. Potential partners, you can all get in line, but we will always know who is number one on this woman’s list of loves. They will just have to deal with being #2, and hope that the matching couple shirt will eventually feature their face.

Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows

27. Everyone is looking for their knight in shining armor who is willing to help out an elderly lady. And this act of heroism has to count for something, right? A swipe right?

Reddit/Humansbeingbros

28. First dates can be awkward. There’s always the question of what to wear, where to go, what to order, and what to say. But at least with this woman, there is no question about who will be paying. Beauty and brains.

Reddit/imgettinganoilchange

29. We worry that getting too close to Mikey means having to compete with his special companion and all of his jealousy issues. We wouldn’t be surprised if the moment Mikey goes on a date, Kermit gets green with envy.

Imgur/youmeandrainbows

30. This girl has it all. Her hysterical Tinder bio is good enough to make someone fall head over heels in love with her. And once they fall, she has the skills to heal them and get them back on their feet.

Reddit/MaybePenisTomrorow

31. When preparing for a first date, the fresh, just out of the shower look is usually a good choice. Tinder user Hana here apparently doesn’t like even like to wait for first dates, so instead she decided to serve that look right off the bat.

Reddit/DystryR

32. Anyone who has swiped through Tinder knows that there are quite a few people who use the platform to post yoga poses and quotes about gratitude. But in this case, Emelly definitely has something to be thankful for.

Reddit/Coffspring

33. We feel this gal. After going on a few bad online dates, it can be pretty easy to give up or get a little desperate. At least this Tinder user is not trying to mask it.

Reddit/MopsHaveFeelingsToo

34. Grandma Gucci, we don’t care how long you’ve been trapped in your grandson’s body. Bringing back Lindsay Lohan’s days of wearing chunky highlights and badly playing guitar in Freaky Friday is never a good idea. Save yourself a fortune cookie. Still, we’re cracking up at this hysterically creative Tinder bio.

Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows

35. Ivana is just here to help her potential suitors picture what it would be like to be with her. And just to think, you could be the next one to have your face blacked out to help her score more dates! Hey, at least the girl’s got Photoshop skills.

Reddit/novaprime96

36. When considering what to put in a Tinder bio, it is always good to go with something nostalgic. As The Office’s Dwight Schrute would say “people underestimate the power of nostalgia. Nostalgia is truly one of the greatest human weaknesses… second only to the neck.” We’d swipe right for the taske in TV at least.

Reddit/ashberry94

37. Honestly, Dre, we think you’re going about it all wrong. Who needs a date when you have a life-sized cut-out of Danny Devito? That is, unless, you can find someone who doesn’t think three’s company.

Reddit/PopcornFanatic

38. We imagine suitors are lining up to date this good boy. And what more could a partner want? He will sit, stay, hand them their paw, and even roll over on command. Swipe right, for sure.

Imgur/youmeandrainbows

39. Online dating requires a lot of coffee dates only to have them quickly crash and burn. It seems that dating Ron here would involve equal parts coffee, crashing, burning and selfless humor.

Reddit/Ronlechler

40. With so many romantic prospects to choose from on Tinder and other dating apps, many users choose to set their standards pretty high. Taylor, however, seems to save concerns of height just when it come to her career though.

Reddit/siiimo

41. Most everyone looking for a serious relationship is looking for someone that they could proudly take home to their parents. If the neighbors have to be sacrificed in the process, so be it.

Reddit/Squishy_duck

42. The dog in this Tinder profile looks like he served his country, and now serves some hardcore face. Based on this picture alone, you can sign us up for a date with Sarah, as long as she brings the dog. No dog, no deal.

Reddit/68w92

43. Honestly, if anyone was to go to a bus stop and see a man drinking a glass of milk, we wouldn’t care if he had an envelope from Ashley or not. Just run regardless. Still, we’d swipe right out of curiosity.

Reddit/TheGlitch32

44. Sure, it might be nice to have a partner to share meals after a long day. Then again, always having someone pick off your plate can be a real pain. Let’s just hope she finds someone who’ll up that meal total to four.

Reddit/Thinking-About-Her

45. Well, this Tinder bio got real dark real fast. Megan may need a wedding date, but potential suitors should probably take heed before dreaming of walking down the aisle with this one.

Reddit/willybilly69

47. This clever Tinder user turned her disability into a witty way to show off her ability to make some pretty good jokes at her own expense. But with a bio like this, we hope the drinks she gets on her dates don’t come out of her own expenses.

Reddit/CoalTrain16

48. Stats are a common thing to see in any Tinder bio. Sometimes people include their height (although possibly exaggerated). Others include their weight. But Lauren decided to include some, well, different statistics.

Reddit/blacksupergeek

49. Who is going to go ahead and tell Ricky here that this is not exactly how Colgate is supposed to work? He’s coming to Tinder armed with some fresh jokes and some fresh breath.

Instagram/@ratchettinderbios

50. Apparently, no one even needs to know what this mystery woman, Elie, looks like. They should already be sold on a date with her based on this outrageously adorable Tinder profile picture of her Cookie Cat Monster alone. Well, we can’t argue with her taste.

Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows

51. Katie should give herself some more credit. She isn’t so bad at everything. She seems like she’s pretty good at coming up with funny Tinder profiles, and picking out a good watermelon.

Reddit/zh4000

Sources: Reddit, Bored Panda, Elite Readers

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[Latest News] – Icepop: Hysterical Tinder Bios That’d Make You Want To Swipe Right — For Creativity At Least – Icepop Hysterical Tinder Bios That'd Make You Want To Swipe Right — For Creativity At Least Monday 26 August 2019 08:48 AM UTC-05 | Tags: bios dating dating-app funny hilarious omg online-dating social-media tinder tinder-bios 1. This Tinder bio makes us grateful that going on dates is not like going on Uber rides. Some of us would be pretty horrified to see our ratings. Still, we’d give this witty Tinder bio 5 stars. Reddit/d3fin3d 2. Quick question. Can someone be pulled over for reckless Tindering? Because we are pretty sure that this coquettish cop deserves at least a ticket for his criminally outrageous dating app bio. Twitter/@wvushy 3. Based on this fierce dating profile, when Tinder user Heather here ultimately decides to ghost suitors she’s just not feeling the chemistry with, it must be called “Razor Burn.” Ouch! Reddit/doctordavee 4. Okay, whoever you are, wash your mouth out with soap. This bio might be a little too fresh for our taste. At least save the toothbrush jokes for the first date. Imgur/MrAdris 5. There are the kind of guys that people want to take home to meet their parents. There are also, apparently, the kind of guys who end up becoming your parents. Stacys’ moms, be warned. Reddit/stephaniesparkles 6. We are going to go ahead and gather that, based on this incredible Tinder bio, Dave wants potential love interests to know he’s as smooth as a woman’s armpits after using Dove deodorant. Reddit/wmbuxewxy9801 7. Something about what is written in this brutally honest Tinder bio tells us that she puts her boys on rock (rock) and they’ll be lining down the block just to watch what she’s got. Imgur/PhotoHawk 8. We’ve heard of some pretty unfortunate names, but we have to hand it to this woman who turned her name into a hilarious Tinder bio. Here’s to hoping she will at least hold her date’s hand. Reddit/kayeledsb 9. What do Victoria from Tinder and the iceberg that the Titanic crashed into likely have in common? You probably can only see about 10 percent of them from your vantage point. Reddit/Verfickte 10. This Tinder bio cuts right to the point. Come for the sweet, romantic gestures, stay for the sharp humor and wit. Just make sure she stays those 63 kilometers away. Imgur/youmeandrainbows 11. Runway or run away? For anyone swiping right on this Victoria’s Secret hopeful, Tina, they will probably have to wait until at least the first date to find out more secrets that only she’s aware of. Reddit/richiguada 12. Any hopefuls wanting to date somebody like Hope here should be happy to already be warned about her propensity for word play and … possibly other play as indicated in her cheeky Tinder bio. Imgur/youmeandrainbows 13. We are going to go ahead and say that this brow-raising Tinder bio is probably not what Madison’s mother had in mind when she told her daughter not to talk to strangers. Twitter/Jessetmay23 14. Some people say that after a bad experience they end up finding Jesus. Other people can say that a bad experience on Tinder led them to find Jesus. Thoughts and prayers for his matches. Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows 15. Looking for love? Tinder user Arrjun might just be exactly what the doctor ordered. He’s a doctor, has a great sense of humor, and great music taste to match. On top of that, he seems to know that laughter is the best medicine. O(h)-positive indeed. Reddit/indianadatingfails 16. Let’s face it. Sometimes online dating leads to falling in love. Other times online dating, leave you figuratively falling flat on your face. That is, unless you are Lucy. For Lucy, she just literally falls flat on her face. Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows 17. This one truly tickles us. It is the 21st century, and women are no longer expected to automatically take their partner’s last name. Unless your name is Tess. In that case, you kind of have to take on the last name Tickle. Why shield the world from such greatness? Reddit/andshoteachother 18. Why settle for just online matchmaking when you can up your chances by combining a real-life Yente with some added help of the virtual kid. Based on her Tinder profile, we can only hope that Cheri’s grandpa is swiping for her too. Reddit/The_Venezian 19. If anyone thought the job market was difficult to navigate these days, just try the dating world. They say first dates can be like job interviews, but for Morgan, she seems to be taking this phrase a little too literally. Reddit/Capinmorgan 20. A quick Google search will actually show users that the Savannah actually covers over 65 percent of Africa. Considering that, we think the Tinder user here should probably ‘SerenGETi’ her facts straight. Reddit/tlkshwhst 21. It theems like Kethmi wath getting thick, tired, and pithed off about people pronounthing her name wrong. Luckily, her hysterical Tinder bio is both informational, thmart, and truly hilarioth. Reddit/Deanos97 22. When going on a date with Vanessa, suitors apparently won’t be quite sure which version of her they will get. But hey, for those worried about getting into a relationship rut, this would definitely keep thing interesting. Imgur/youmeandrainbows 23. Some potential suitors may see this woman’s hysterical Tinder bio and want to call her to schedule their first date. Others may read her outrageous personal blib and want to call the police. At least breakfast would be in order? Reddit/ElCap1tan2 24. For most anyone who has used Tinder, we are just going to go ahead and say that they can probably relate to Kayla’s super honest admission. Most people don’t admit it so brazenly, but we all know it is true. Reddit/FuckApathy 25. We wouldn’t be surprised if Mat’s dates reported that he seems to be a really great guy, but then they started to notice that he would always be waiting for them outside on their doorsteps. Reddit/Tinderbios2 26. Potential partners, you can all get in line, but we will always know who is number one on this woman’s list of loves. They will just have to deal with being #2, and hope that the matching couple shirt will eventually feature their face. Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows 27. Everyone is looking for their knight in shining armor who is willing to help out an elderly lady. And this act of heroism has to count for something, right? A swipe right? Reddit/Humansbeingbros 28. First dates can be awkward. There’s always the question of what to wear, where to go, what to order, and what to say. But at least with this woman, there is no question about who will be paying. Beauty and brains. Reddit/imgettinganoilchange 29. We worry that getting too close to Mikey means having to compete with his special companion and all of his jealousy issues. We wouldn’t be surprised if the moment Mikey goes on a date, Kermit gets green with envy. Imgur/youmeandrainbows 30. This girl has it all. Her hysterical Tinder bio is good enough to make someone fall head over heels in love with her. And once they fall, she has the skills to heal them and get them back on their feet. Reddit/MaybePenisTomrorow 31. When preparing for a first date, the fresh, just out of the shower look is usually a good choice. Tinder user Hana here apparently doesn’t like even like to wait for first dates, so instead she decided to serve that look right off the bat. Reddit/DystryR 32. Anyone who has swiped through Tinder knows that there are quite a few people who use the platform to post yoga poses and quotes about gratitude. But in this case, Emelly definitely has something to be thankful for. Reddit/Coffspring 33. We feel this gal. After going on a few bad online dates, it can be pretty easy to give up or get a little desperate. At least this Tinder user is not trying to mask it. Reddit/MopsHaveFeelingsToo 34. Grandma Gucci, we don’t care how long you’ve been trapped in your grandson’s body. Bringing back Lindsay Lohan’s days of wearing chunky highlights and badly playing guitar in Freaky Friday is never a good idea. Save yourself a fortune cookie. Still, we’re cracking up at this hysterically creative Tinder bio. Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows 35. Ivana is just here to help her potential suitors picture what it would be like to be with her. And just to think, you could be the next one to have your face blacked out to help her score more dates! Hey, at least the girl’s got Photoshop skills. Reddit/novaprime96 36. When considering what to put in a Tinder bio, it is always good to go with something nostalgic. As The Office’s Dwight Schrute would say “people underestimate the power of nostalgia. Nostalgia is truly one of the greatest human weaknesses… second only to the neck.” We’d swipe right for the taske in TV at least. Reddit/ashberry94 37. Honestly, Dre, we think you’re going about it all wrong. Who needs a date when you have a life-sized cut-out of Danny Devito? That is, unless, you can find someone who doesn’t think three’s company. Reddit/PopcornFanatic 38. We imagine suitors are lining up to date this good boy. And what more could a partner want? He will sit, stay, hand them their paw, and even roll over on command. Swipe right, for sure. Imgur/youmeandrainbows 39. Online dating requires a lot of coffee dates only to have them quickly crash and burn. It seems that dating Ron here would involve equal parts coffee, crashing, burning and selfless humor. Reddit/Ronlechler 40. With so many romantic prospects to choose from on Tinder and other dating apps, many users choose to set their standards pretty high. Taylor, however, seems to save concerns of height just when it come to her career though. Reddit/siiimo 41. Most everyone looking for a serious relationship is looking for someone that they could proudly take home to their parents. If the neighbors have to be sacrificed in the process, so be it. Reddit/Squishy_duck 42. The dog in this Tinder profile looks like he served his country, and now serves some hardcore face. Based on this picture alone, you can sign us up for a date with Sarah, as long as she brings the dog. No dog, no deal. Reddit/68w92 43. Honestly, if anyone was to go to a bus stop and see a man drinking a glass of milk, we wouldn’t care if he had an envelope from Ashley or not. Just run regardless. Still, we’d swipe right out of curiosity. Reddit/TheGlitch32 44. Sure, it might be nice to have a partner to share meals after a long day. Then again, always having someone pick off your plate can be a real pain. Let’s just hope she finds someone who’ll up that meal total to four. Reddit/Thinking-About-Her 45. Well, this Tinder bio got real dark real fast. Megan may need a wedding date, but potential suitors should probably take heed before dreaming of walking down the aisle with this one. Reddit/willybilly69 47. This clever Tinder user turned her disability into a witty way to show off her ability to make some pretty good jokes at her own expense. But with a bio like this, we hope the drinks she gets on her dates don’t come out of her own expenses. Reddit/CoalTrain16 48. Stats are a common thing to see in any Tinder bio. Sometimes people include their height (although possibly exaggerated). Others include their weight. But Lauren decided to include some, well, different statistics. Reddit/blacksupergeek 49. Who is going to go ahead and tell Ricky here that this is not exactly how Colgate is supposed to work? He’s coming to Tinder armed with some fresh jokes and some fresh breath. Instagram/@ratchettinderbios 50. Apparently, no one even needs to know what this mystery woman, Elie, looks like. They should already be sold on a date with her based on this outrageously adorable Tinder profile picture of her Cookie Cat Monster alone. Well, we can’t argue with her taste. Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows 51. Katie should give herself some more credit. She isn’t so bad at everything. She seems like she’s pretty good at coming up with funny Tinder profiles, and picking out a good watermelon. 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Hysterical Tinder Bios That'd Make You Want To Swipe Right — For Creativity At Least

Monday 26 August 2019 08:48 AM UTC-05 | Tags: bios dating dating-app funny hilarious omg online-dating social-media tinder tinder-bios

1. This Tinder bio makes us grateful that going on dates is not like going on Uber rides. Some of us would be pretty horrified to see our ratings. Still, we’d give this witty Tinder bio 5 stars.

Reddit/d3fin3d

2. Quick question. Can someone be pulled over for reckless Tindering? Because we are pretty sure that this coquettish cop deserves at least a ticket for his criminally outrageous dating app bio.

Twitter/@wvushy

3. Based on this fierce dating profile, when Tinder user Heather here ultimately decides to ghost suitors she’s just not feeling the chemistry with, it must be called “Razor Burn.” Ouch!

Reddit/doctordavee

4. Okay, whoever you are, wash your mouth out with soap. This bio might be a little too fresh for our taste. At least save the toothbrush jokes for the first date.

Imgur/MrAdris

5. There are the kind of guys that people want to take home to meet their parents. There are also, apparently, the kind of guys who end up becoming your parents. Stacys’ moms, be warned.

Reddit/stephaniesparkles

6. We are going to go ahead and gather that, based on this incredible Tinder bio, Dave wants potential love interests to know he’s as smooth as a woman’s armpits after using Dove deodorant.

Reddit/wmbuxewxy9801

7. Something about what is written in this brutally honest Tinder bio tells us that she puts her boys on rock (rock) and they’ll be lining down the block just to watch what she’s got.

Imgur/PhotoHawk

8. We’ve heard of some pretty unfortunate names, but we have to hand it to this woman who turned her name into a hilarious Tinder bio. Here’s to hoping she will at least hold her date’s hand.

Reddit/kayeledsb

9. What do Victoria from Tinder and the iceberg that the Titanic crashed into likely have in common? You probably can only see about 10 percent of them from your vantage point.

Reddit/Verfickte

10. This Tinder bio cuts right to the point. Come for the sweet, romantic gestures, stay for the sharp humor and wit. Just make sure she stays those 63 kilometers away.

Imgur/youmeandrainbows

11. Runway or run away? For anyone swiping right on this Victoria’s Secret hopeful, Tina, they will probably have to wait until at least the first date to find out more secrets that only she’s aware of.

Reddit/richiguada

12. Any hopefuls wanting to date somebody like Hope here should be happy to already be warned about her propensity for word play and … possibly other play as indicated in her cheeky Tinder bio.

Imgur/youmeandrainbows

13. We are going to go ahead and say that this brow-raising Tinder bio is probably not what Madison’s mother had in mind when she told her daughter not to talk to strangers.

Twitter/Jessetmay23

14. Some people say that after a bad experience they end up finding Jesus. Other people can say that a bad experience on Tinder led them to find Jesus. Thoughts and prayers for his matches.

Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows

15. Looking for love? Tinder user Arrjun might just be exactly what the doctor ordered. He’s a doctor, has a great sense of humor, and great music taste to match. On top of that, he seems to know that laughter is the best medicine. O(h)-positive indeed.

Reddit/indianadatingfails

16. Let’s face it. Sometimes online dating leads to falling in love. Other times online dating, leave you figuratively falling flat on your face. That is, unless you are Lucy. For Lucy, she just literally falls flat on her face.

Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows

17. This one truly tickles us. It is the 21st century, and women are no longer expected to automatically take their partner’s last name. Unless your name is Tess. In that case, you kind of have to take on the last name Tickle. Why shield the world from such greatness?

Reddit/andshoteachother

18. Why settle for just online matchmaking when you can up your chances by combining a real-life Yente with some added help of the virtual kid. Based on her Tinder profile, we can only hope that Cheri’s grandpa is swiping for her too.

Reddit/The_Venezian

19. If anyone thought the job market was difficult to navigate these days, just try the dating world. They say first dates can be like job interviews, but for Morgan, she seems to be taking this phrase a little too literally.

Reddit/Capinmorgan

20. A quick Google search will actually show users that the Savannah actually covers over 65 percent of Africa. Considering that, we think the Tinder user here should probably ‘SerenGETi’ her facts straight.

Reddit/tlkshwhst

21. It theems like Kethmi wath getting thick, tired, and pithed off about people pronounthing her name wrong. Luckily, her hysterical Tinder bio is both informational, thmart, and truly hilarioth.

Reddit/Deanos97

22. When going on a date with Vanessa, suitors apparently won’t be quite sure which version of her they will get. But hey, for those worried about getting into a relationship rut, this would definitely keep thing interesting.

Imgur/youmeandrainbows

23. Some potential suitors may see this woman’s hysterical Tinder bio and want to call her to schedule their first date. Others may read her outrageous personal blib and want to call the police. At least breakfast would be in order?

Reddit/ElCap1tan2

24. For most anyone who has used Tinder, we are just going to go ahead and say that they can probably relate to Kayla’s super honest admission. Most people don’t admit it so brazenly, but we all know it is true.

Reddit/FuckApathy

25. We wouldn’t be surprised if Mat’s dates reported that he seems to be a really great guy, but then they started to notice that he would always be waiting for them outside on their doorsteps.

Reddit/Tinderbios2

26. Potential partners, you can all get in line, but we will always know who is number one on this woman’s list of loves. They will just have to deal with being #2, and hope that the matching couple shirt will eventually feature their face.

Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows

27. Everyone is looking for their knight in shining armor who is willing to help out an elderly lady. And this act of heroism has to count for something, right? A swipe right?

Reddit/Humansbeingbros

28. First dates can be awkward. There’s always the question of what to wear, where to go, what to order, and what to say. But at least with this woman, there is no question about who will be paying. Beauty and brains.

Reddit/imgettinganoilchange

29. We worry that getting too close to Mikey means having to compete with his special companion and all of his jealousy issues. We wouldn’t be surprised if the moment Mikey goes on a date, Kermit gets green with envy.

Imgur/youmeandrainbows

30. This girl has it all. Her hysterical Tinder bio is good enough to make someone fall head over heels in love with her. And once they fall, she has the skills to heal them and get them back on their feet.

Reddit/MaybePenisTomrorow

31. When preparing for a first date, the fresh, just out of the shower look is usually a good choice. Tinder user Hana here apparently doesn’t like even like to wait for first dates, so instead she decided to serve that look right off the bat.

Reddit/DystryR

32. Anyone who has swiped through Tinder knows that there are quite a few people who use the platform to post yoga poses and quotes about gratitude. But in this case, Emelly definitely has something to be thankful for.

Reddit/Coffspring

33. We feel this gal. After going on a few bad online dates, it can be pretty easy to give up or get a little desperate. At least this Tinder user is not trying to mask it.

Reddit/MopsHaveFeelingsToo

34. Grandma Gucci, we don’t care how long you’ve been trapped in your grandson’s body. Bringing back Lindsay Lohan’s days of wearing chunky highlights and badly playing guitar in Freaky Friday is never a good idea. Save yourself a fortune cookie. Still, we’re cracking up at this hysterically creative Tinder bio.

Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows

35. Ivana is just here to help her potential suitors picture what it would be like to be with her. And just to think, you could be the next one to have your face blacked out to help her score more dates! Hey, at least the girl’s got Photoshop skills.

Reddit/novaprime96

36. When considering what to put in a Tinder bio, it is always good to go with something nostalgic. As The Office’s Dwight Schrute would say “people underestimate the power of nostalgia. Nostalgia is truly one of the greatest human weaknesses… second only to the neck.” We’d swipe right for the taske in TV at least.

Reddit/ashberry94

37. Honestly, Dre, we think you’re going about it all wrong. Who needs a date when you have a life-sized cut-out of Danny Devito? That is, unless, you can find someone who doesn’t think three’s company.

Reddit/PopcornFanatic

38. We imagine suitors are lining up to date this good boy. And what more could a partner want? He will sit, stay, hand them their paw, and even roll over on command. Swipe right, for sure.

Imgur/youmeandrainbows

39. Online dating requires a lot of coffee dates only to have them quickly crash and burn. It seems that dating Ron here would involve equal parts coffee, crashing, burning and selfless humor.

Reddit/Ronlechler

40. With so many romantic prospects to choose from on Tinder and other dating apps, many users choose to set their standards pretty high. Taylor, however, seems to save concerns of height just when it come to her career though.

Reddit/siiimo

41. Most everyone looking for a serious relationship is looking for someone that they could proudly take home to their parents. If the neighbors have to be sacrificed in the process, so be it.

Reddit/Squishy_duck

42. The dog in this Tinder profile looks like he served his country, and now serves some hardcore face. Based on this picture alone, you can sign us up for a date with Sarah, as long as she brings the dog. No dog, no deal.

Reddit/68w92

43. Honestly, if anyone was to go to a bus stop and see a man drinking a glass of milk, we wouldn’t care if he had an envelope from Ashley or not. Just run regardless. Still, we’d swipe right out of curiosity.

Reddit/TheGlitch32

44. Sure, it might be nice to have a partner to share meals after a long day. Then again, always having someone pick off your plate can be a real pain. Let’s just hope she finds someone who’ll up that meal total to four.

Reddit/Thinking-About-Her

45. Well, this Tinder bio got real dark real fast. Megan may need a wedding date, but potential suitors should probably take heed before dreaming of walking down the aisle with this one.

Reddit/willybilly69

47. This clever Tinder user turned her disability into a witty way to show off her ability to make some pretty good jokes at her own expense. But with a bio like this, we hope the drinks she gets on her dates don’t come out of her own expenses.

Reddit/CoalTrain16

48. Stats are a common thing to see in any Tinder bio. Sometimes people include their height (although possibly exaggerated). Others include their weight. But Lauren decided to include some, well, different statistics.

Reddit/blacksupergeek

49. Who is going to go ahead and tell Ricky here that this is not exactly how Colgate is supposed to work? He’s coming to Tinder armed with some fresh jokes and some fresh breath.

Instagram/@ratchettinderbios

50. Apparently, no one even needs to know what this mystery woman, Elie, looks like. They should already be sold on a date with her based on this outrageously adorable Tinder profile picture of her Cookie Cat Monster alone. Well, we can’t argue with her taste.

Imgur/YouMeAndRainbows

51. Katie should give herself some more credit. She isn’t so bad at everything. She seems like she’s pretty good at coming up with funny Tinder profiles, and picking out a good watermelon.

Reddit/zh4000

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8 Perfectly Timed Animal Photos That Could Leave You Confused

Saumya Gaur February 1, 2019

You know what’s the perfect antidote for Monday morning blues? Well, for me, it’s usually watching cute otter videos on YouTube. Often times, I find myself in the rabbit-hole of cute animal videos and photos, when I venture on the cyberspace to find something to lift up my spirits.

Animals, inhabit the same planet as us, but their world is free from the strife and stress. It is one which is in harmony with nature. This makes capturing them in a frame a joyous experience. Even though they are fickle subjects, they are hugely entertaining too! Their peculiar characteristics, when captured in a frame, are awe-inspiring as well as a source of endless entertainment. Especially when they are clicked in human situations or contexts.

To give you a dose of this cute-brand of entertainment we have compiled a list of few such perfectly-timed photos, that will leave you puzzled and gleeful at the same time. Here you go:

1. This Caped-Crusader

Move aside Batman, we have a new superhero in town. There is something about the serious expression on this wallaby’s face that makes you believe in him. Besides we can’t really ignore that being a wallaby, he must have double the power of a human Batman, wouldn’t he?

Pictured above is Jack, the wallaby. Jack was adopted by Alex Fasching, a lawyer based in Nashville. Jack loves to go for walks and sleep in his pouch, bought especially for him by Alex.

2. This Sassy Pupper

Didn’t your heart just melt looking at this precious creature’s face? The expression he has adorned for the picture gives us serious, what-you-looking-at vibes. The curious expression coupled with those large brown eyes can make anyone’s day. No wonder, Dougie has 521K followers on Instagram (that’s him by the way).

3. This Pizza Claimant

Don’t know about you guys, but this little guy zealously guarding his pizza with his life is my spirit animal. His expression makes you wonder what toppings were there on the pizza. One thing is for sure, sharing food is definitely not his forte!

Pictured above is one of the siblings from the Insta-famous Instagram profile 3bulldogges.

4. This Surfer Dude

Meet Penny, the goat. Penny is environmentally conscious, a vegan by choice and practices living in the lap of nature. She is also a great yoga enthusiast, and routinely puts up posts of her practicing some serious yoga poses with her human on Instagram. Seen here enjoying the surf. Penny has 62.1K followers on Instagram, in case you were wondering.

5. The Sensible Shopper

This is Mr. Bagel. Mr. Bagel loves a mean bargain. He can tell you all about the best ways to pinch a few pennies. Mr. Bagel too is quite popular on Instagram, though he uses his popularity to spread the message that fur is murder. Adopted by his human, Steve Byun, this 7-year-old chinchilla leads a chilled out life in the bay area.

6. This Shiba Inu Serving Us Looks

If you need some fashion inspiration, you need to look no further than Bodhi. Clad in the most fashion-forward attires, Bodhi serves looks right, left and center. Pictured above, Bodhi’s probably running late for his class in college, and serving looks to everyone on the campus.

You can check out his Instagram account if you are looking to ramp up your look, after all, he is the most stylish dog in the world.

7. This Cockatiel Out Of Jurrasic Park

Looks like this is the clash of the Titans, on one side is Jack, the cockatiel, and on the other is the velociraptor. And from the looks of it, Jack has it in the bag. This curiously lovable cockatiel from Brazil is constantly looking for ways to win your heart. From fighting dinosaurs to skating, to playing soccer – he does it all.

He is constantly updating content on his ‘gram, in case you wanted to know.

8. This Racoon Looking To The Dark Side

This is the Star Wars all over again but in the animal world. The cautious raccoon is looking over to the Darth Vader, afraid of hearing the words “Pumpkin, I am your father”.

This is Pumpkin, the raccoon (not the vegetable, silly). Pumpkin lives in the Bahamas. It lives with a human family and has two canine siblings as well. I am sure you will be super impressed by his lavish lifestyle once you visit his super popular Instagram page.

Fun, and puzzling at the same time, wasn’t it? These animals seem to surpass humans in terms of leading fun and fulfilling lives. In case, you are looking for more inspiration, we are going to leave you with this gif.

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Which one of the images given above did you enjoy the most? Let us know in the comments section.

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MIKEY’S PERSONAL BLOG 44, March 2017

On Monday afternoon, I decided to spend my Labour Day public holiday visiting my parents who are staying at the Arnica Views Summit Retreat in Mount Dandenong for the weekend. After browsing a couple of gift shops in the Main Street, we had lunch together at the Mt Dandenong Hotel. I ordered a lemon pepper calamari with chips and salad. Being a public holiday, it was quite busy with tourists and locals having picnics and enjoying the hot weather. http://www.arnicaviews.com.au/

I received an unexpected phone call from my Dad during my visit. As usual, I felt pretty awkward about returning his call but I decided to bite the bullet and do it straight away. He actually remembered my birthday which is coming up at the end of the week so that was really nice. The long silences were ever present but I remained optimistic and tried to sound interested. I did genuinely appreciate the phone call. I think my relationship with him will always be long distance, physically and emotionally, but it’s better than nothing.

My parents and I also briefly visited the Sky High Lookout and the nearby English gardens, which is only a few minutes walk up from where they’re staying. The place was very picturesque and serene with lovely garden beds, a hedge maze, flowing creeks and wooden arch bridges. There is also a large circular restaurant adjoined to the lookout with beautiful views of the Dandenong Ranges.  http://www.skyhighmtdandenong.com.au/...

On Tuesday morning, I had my second Water Workout class at YMCA Casey RACE in Cranbourne East. When I pulled into the carpark, I realised that I’d forgotten to pack a large towel and a spare pair of shorts. I felt so dumb in that moment but I guess it’s not my usual routine and I had a brain fade. Luckily I did have my sweat towels with me so I could make do with those.

This morning’s class was much bigger than the first one I went to. Of course there were predominately middle aged females there but again I’m used to being the only male in the class. Today we used the underwater dumbbells for half of the workout with a combination of jogging, high kicks, tuck jumps and arm movements. I really struggled with the suspended movements as I pretty much sink like the Titanic but thankfully the instructor did give us other options. http://www.caseyrace.ymca.org.au/pa...

On Tuesday afternoon, I had my crossfit session with my personal trainer Luke Davey at Breakaway Fitness in Narre Warren. I feel like I’m starting to feel more comfortable with Luke now. I was opening up more and trying to be less reserved and socially awkward. I’m always going to have my moments but today I felt pleased within myself that I’m slowly building a connection with Luke.

For the warm-up exercises today, I did three rounds of 15 glute bridges, three rounds of kettle bell lifts and three rounds of hamstring stretches. I’m actually used to doing bridge pose thanks to my yoga and pilates classes so these didn’t present a problem for me. The other two movements weren’t too difficult either. I just had to be mindful of my technique and posture.

For the development, I worked on my deadlifting technique starting on a lighter weight. I was feeling slightly self-conscious about doing these even though I’ve done them before. The harsh, inner critic was trying hard to dominate inside my head with anxious thoughts (What if I mess up? What if I can’t do 8 reps? Am I doing this correctly?). But thankfully I managed to keep focused using the toilet in front of me as a focal point. I was trying really hard to get my form right, keeping my shoulders back and my legs grounded.

The workout today was perhaps my toughest one yet. I had to five rounds of 15 deadlifts and a 200m run. I really had no idea what a realistic goal should be but Luke suggested 16 minutes. I was absolutely dreading the run because I know how easily I fatigue. By the third round, I was beginning to feel exhausted. My legs were shaking and I had to walk parts of it. I was panting rapidly but I never stopped or gave up. I ended up getting around 12 minutes. https://www.facebook.com/breakawayf...

On Thursday morning, I went to my Body Balance class at YMCA Casey ARC in Narre Warren. It’s been a few weeks since I last attended one of these classes and of course it was a frantic rush to get there on time. The traffic was banked up due to the wet weather and morning peak and so it took me 45 minutes instead of 20. Luckily I managed to make it before the class started.

Starting with our usual Tai-Chi warm up (Soft blocks, Wide Overhead Circles, Forward Sweep), we then transitioned into the Sun Salutations (Forward fold, Downward Facing Dog, Plank, Cobra), Standing Strength (Diver pose, Warrior 3), Balance (Aeroplane pose), Hip-Openers, Core Abdominals (Leg Extensions, Crunches), Twists (Reverse Triangle) and Hamstring Stretches.

For the Relaxation today, our instructor Wendy Lynne Perrow did something slightly different. A guided visualisation going from one image to the next, allowing us to interpret it anyway we wished E.g. A doctor’s office, the sun shining overhead, a full moon, a sunset. I was still feeling sore from my session with Luke on Tuesday so I really had to listen to my body today and not overdo it but I’m still glad I went. http://w3.lesmills.com/netherlands/...

On Saturday morning, I decided to treat myself on my birthday and had a 50 minute Herbal Foot Spa and Massage at East Massage in Casey Central. I was a little nervous about it as usual but I reminded myself that yes I deserve this. I see every massage as a new experience, a journey into the unknown. I never know what I’m in for. The first part involved soaking my feet in a bucket filled with herbal essential oils whilst the lady massaged my head, neck, shoulders and upper back. It wasn’t exactly my idea of a foot spa but it was still very pleasant and relaxing.

During the second part, I was sitting back in the comfy armchair with my legs elevated and my body covered with towels. The lady did a thorough job of releasing tension from each of my toes, the soles of the feet, heels, ankles, shins and calves. I could literally feel how tense and sore my pressure points and muscles were. This was long overdue considering that I work in retail and stand for long periods of time. http://caseycentral.com.au/store/ea...

On Saturday afternoon, Mum, Rod and myself ventured down to Sorrento to celebrate my birthday. We had lunch at the Continental Hotel in the main street. Mum surprised me with a few pressies including a Beauty and the Beast adult colouring book and film tie-in novel, two Village Cinemas gift vouchers and a $50 Balla Balla Community Centre voucher. I ordered the classic fish n’ chips with a garden salad. https://www.facebook.com/continenta...

On Sunday morning, I participated in the UFT PLAYgrounds fun run and BBQ lunch at Lysterfield Lake. The last time I did any kind of long-distance running was back in high school during an athletics carnival. That was 13 years ago. So to say I was nervous and daunted would be an understatement. When I pulled into the carpark, I noticed lots of cyclists around me but nobody from UFT. I started to worry a little that I wouldn’t find them in time. I soon realised that there was another carpark on the opposite side and eventually I bumped into Joel Perryman and a couple of others.

We all met down at the picnic area facing the lake. Thankfully most people went for the 5km run because honestly that was all I could handle today. I started off okay until I hit the first uphill after the bridge. I was trying hard to keep that mindset positive (Pace yourself, don’t give up, breathe!). I was lagging behind the others but honestly I didn’t care. This wasn’t a race and I had to remind myself that everyone is at a different fitness levels and all have varied running experience. I’m very much still a beginner.

Denee Lalouette was really awesome today. He jogged alongside me for most of the run, keeping my motivated and helping me push through my physical and mental barriers. It was fucking hard for me not to stop but I just kept trying. My goal today was simply to complete the 5k and I was determined to do just that. I was such a satisfying feeling reaching that picnic bench again. People were giving me positive complements and it felt great even though I was physically exhausted and ready to collapse!

Socially, today wasn’t my finest hour. Being an introvert is both a blessing and a curse. When it comes to meeting new people and large groups of people, I find it very difficult to break the ice and join in conversations. I’m more comfortable doing passive activities like reading a book. That’s not to say I didn’t try. I met quite a few people today and it felt good that I was included in the group. http://parkweb.vic.gov.au/explore/p...