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#what do i even say to that
jade-len · 5 days
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i think this might be the most genuine insult i've gotten from a friend
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pebiejeebies · 3 months
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You’re so hot,, like ugh you’re literally turning me on~~
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and they sent like.. 5 more asks with a link too
don’t worry I blocked them and deleted their asks
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unforth · 9 months
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My 5 year old, out of nowhere: because you're made of meat, I feel like I want to eat you.
Ah, the totally normal not at all creepy experience that is parenthood.
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fernlessbastard · 1 day
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c!wilbur has a piss kink. im sorry, I dont make the rules. c!quackity decidedly does NOT.
I-- slay--?
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mockingbirdshymn · 1 year
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one of my friends, who has never seen camp camp before, just asked why preston was in one of my alt's profile pictures. i briefly talked about camp camp and preston and my friend proceeded to call him a twink
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sailermoon · 1 year
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helppp was checking out some old dudes dvds on world war 2 and leningrad and he was like “this is happening right now. World War III. right now” and I didn’t know how to respond cause what do u say to that and was trying to remain neutral and saying something like “I don’t know enough about this topic to have an opinion” and he’s like “well you should care! you’re the one paying for it, you young people” I was literally like
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eat-rock · 1 year
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cosmo wanda i wish i could explode customers with my mind
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twilighttheater · 1 year
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binky16 · 2 years
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my brother just came into my room and said 'just know if eddie munson would have been a dream stan if he was born in our time' then left.
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indiangp-moved · 2 years
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guy at my school asked me why i acted like a robot....I've never talked to that man before irl
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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areyouscaredyet · 1 month
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im not particularly religious but i think it’s very cute that Trans Day of Visibility and Easter are on the same day this year :)
its no question that something like this could be triggering or upsetting to a number of queer ppl given the current sociopolitical climate, so i want everyone to remember that u are loved! Regardless of what u or others believe, there are ppl who will love and support you always. Give yourself patience and treat yourself with care!!!
happy and peaceful TDOV everyone!! And Easter to those who celebrate :D
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p0nyr0ni · 2 months
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willgrahamscock · 1 year
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they’re horrors to YOU, however i’m turned on by them
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serialunaliver · 26 days
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I think skinny people who have never been fat should shut up about who gets body shamed more permanently
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aniseandspearmint · 8 months
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I am curious, bc I just ran across one of those, 'everyone remembers where they were when 9/11 happened!' things so-
This isn't meant to be a commentary on the event, just whether or not you remember where you were/what you were doing when the news hit.
As an example, I was home sick, doing dishes, when mom yelled for me to get in the living room RIGHT NOW.
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