i think this might be the most genuine insult i've gotten from a friend
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You’re so hot,, like ugh you’re literally turning me on~~
and they sent like.. 5 more asks with a link too
don’t worry I blocked them and deleted their asks
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My 5 year old, out of nowhere: because you're made of meat, I feel like I want to eat you.
Ah, the totally normal not at all creepy experience that is parenthood.
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c!wilbur has a piss kink. im sorry, I dont make the rules. c!quackity decidedly does NOT.
I-- slay--?
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one of my friends, who has never seen camp camp before, just asked why preston was in one of my alt's profile pictures. i briefly talked about camp camp and preston and my friend proceeded to call him a twink
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helppp was checking out some old dudes dvds on world war 2 and leningrad and he was like “this is happening right now. World War III. right now” and I didn’t know how to respond cause what do u say to that and was trying to remain neutral and saying something like “I don’t know enough about this topic to have an opinion” and he’s like “well you should care! you’re the one paying for it, you young people” I was literally like
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my brother just came into my room and said 'just know if eddie munson would have been a dream stan if he was born in our time' then left.
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guy at my school asked me why i acted like a robot....I've never talked to that man before irl
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im not particularly religious but i think it’s very cute that Trans Day of Visibility and Easter are on the same day this year :)
its no question that something like this could be triggering or upsetting to a number of queer ppl given the current sociopolitical climate, so i want everyone to remember that u are loved! Regardless of what u or others believe, there are ppl who will love and support you always. Give yourself patience and treat yourself with care!!!
happy and peaceful TDOV everyone!! And Easter to those who celebrate :D
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they’re horrors to YOU, however i’m turned on by them
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I think skinny people who have never been fat should shut up about who gets body shamed more permanently
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I am curious, bc I just ran across one of those, 'everyone remembers where they were when 9/11 happened!' things so-
This isn't meant to be a commentary on the event, just whether or not you remember where you were/what you were doing when the news hit.
As an example, I was home sick, doing dishes, when mom yelled for me to get in the living room RIGHT NOW.
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