#weird post

[whereserpentswalk]

Heard they invented a new fucked up type of masturbation that involves two people being in the same room and using each other's bodies to get each other off. The kids are calling it "secks", there are serious health risks so watch out for anyone saying that they had it.

#196 #my thougts #shitpost #humor #weird post #r196 #r/196 #r 196 #rule #ruleposting #my writing #satire

[aerkame]

Writing my fic in Minecraft just in case.

#100% fullproof #welcome home #welcome home finfolk au #welcome home fanfiction #weird post #ao3 fanfic #ao3

[ch3rr13zk1n]

Why Preston/Clone Riggy is the hottest shorts wars character

Incase you probably don't know, Shorts wars is a arg made by a bunch of dudes that make shorts and was created because of the clone accounts ( get it?? ) that steal their content. Basically when it started there were different bunch of QR codes that popped up on their shorts and when our scanned them they took you to a video where a guy named The Boss in a unpleasant gradient says that if they don't quit making shorts and rotting people's brains then they will get replaced. While a few listened, The rest didn't. And the other stuff happened blah blah blah. Anyways i also gotta say one of the creators was a guy named Danno and uh he makes shorts (obviously i mean this is fucking shorts wars what do you expect??) and he has a mascot character named Riggy who is a blue rabbit with red shorts, green eyes and a very interesting kill count.

Also Preston/Clone Riggy didn't get the name Preston until he decided to get a new name on Phaleur's stream where he went through Phaleur's bag and eventually found his driver's license where Clone Riggy stole the name Preston and went with it calling himself " THE GREAT AND MIGHTY PRESTON!! "

Also sorry i have to highlight Preston/Clone Riggy's name in purple. There's no option to make the text dark blue ;-;

Anyways now with that explanation out of the way I'm here to explain why Preston/Clone Riggy is breedable and sexy.

He can breed. In a Danno short about if you can be invisible, Riggy was about to pull his pants down to demonstrate that you might have to be naked to be invisible. Luckily (or unluckily) Danno told him to NOT do that, Which basically says that Riggy might have a... Yknow. And then after that Riggy says " What? There was already Riggy rule 34! " ( i would've called this fanservice but i changed my mind ) so since Preston/Clone Riggy is a clone of Riggy then there's chance he has one. Since Danno confirmed Preston/Clone Riggy is canonically not anything other than a male so uhh that's something. But hey atleast he can insert something in me-

2. He's a fucking Tumblr sexyman.

"A male fictional character (often conventionally unattractive or non-human) with a particularly devoted fanbase on Tumblr." - Wikitonary.

He's unattractive and nonhuman. DUDE THATS HIM!!!

Idk about the fanbase part but yeah its him

Not to mention the other sexyman traits like being an antagonist, a perpetual smiler, glitches, dominating, a tsundere, has a theme song, powerful, HES A TUMBLR SEXYMAN. And that proves he's hot

Idk what else to say so ill just end this post with uhh

Ok guys end of the post you an scroll now!! :3

#youtube shorts #silly #sillyposting #weird post #shorts wars #clone riggy #youtube shorts arg #riggy the runkey #danno cal drawings #femboys #joke post #MAKE THIS MAN THE NEXT TUMBLR SEXYMAN #PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU

[hobohobgoblim]

#goblincore #spatula #weird post #sillyposting #puns

[staticbluue]

Today's reminder: Avoid negative language. Instead of saying "I am bad at this," try, "I am good at failing." Don't say, "What are you doing in my house? How did you get in here?" say, "I understand that we both live here now." Don't say, "You can't corrupt my mind and slowly chip away at my sanity to make room for your own consciousness to plant itself in my brain," say, "Becoming one with another being is a new and interesting experience and an opportunity for personal growth."

#today's reminder #reminder #unreality #surreal #weird post #weird poetry #textpost #text post #writing #abstract writing

[chocohedgie]

If I had a nickel for every time Patrick Warburton was in a fairytale film, I’d have three nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened thrice, right?

#happily never after #red shoes and the seven dwarfs #hoodwinked #patrick warburton #I almost forgot about hoodwinked when making this post I’m so done #weird post

[deberiaestarescribiendo]

I watched Society of the snow yesterday and it is a great film, extremely respectful to the victims and survivors, the crashing scene will be engraved in my brain forever, the actors were exceptional.

But I couldn’t stop thinking about triple frontier cos of the Pedro brain rot. I just repeated non stop in my brain

“We cannot fly over the fucking Andes, man”

I mean this is a very documented and well known plane wreck, how the fuck they thought they could fly tons of money over the fucking Andes and be alright is beyond me and then donate EVERY DIME, I will never be over how stupid that is. Anyhow I will continue to watch the movie till the end of times just for Pedro’s performance and those tight jeans Oscar Isaac wears just to refresh my obsession from time to time so it is even more delicious to spend hours on here reading fics better written than any published novel I’ve read in a long time.

To end this weird post:

Watch society of the snow for a good film watched triple frontier for the reasons above

Avoid flying over the Andes

Continue to write those amazing fics and if you haven’t started go for it

#pedro pascal #frankie morales #society of the snow #triple frontier #weird post

[lgbtqiastan472]

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#fypシ #fypツ #fyp #oddcore #oddworld #weird media #weirdcore #weird core #weird dreams #weird art #weird aesthetic #weird photos #weird things #weird thoughts #weird times #odd post #weird post #odd art #dream aesthetic #dreams #dreamcore #dream core #weird dream #dream #fypage #3d art #digital arwork #digital drawing #digital illustration #digital art

[craigfuckerr]

Not me making doodles at a BIRTH CERTIFICATE website ♡

#sp kyle #kyle broflovski #kenny mccormick #sp kenny #wtf #random #weird post #south park doodles #doodle #sp art

[zackbuildit]

We came up with a comic idea and by that I mean we woke up and the comic idea already was there fully formed and completely new to us and like. idk. The only problem tho is we can't draw comics good enough to the idea justice, so we did the next best thing: A very long, panel-by-panel image ID, which we wrote in a notes app minutes after waking up and immediately realized it would be a good tumlr post.

Behold, the beautiful machinations of our mind:

Image ID of the notes app screenshot under cut:

(Open image ID. Text reads as follows:

panel 1: (opens on the letters HRt) panel 2: (last two spin around eachother to make HtR) panel 3: (letters have expanded to say Human to Rat conversion, in handwriting, with conversion on a lower line) panel 4: (zoom out; text is on a small boxy machine with a large opening big enough for someone to crawl in) panel 5: (now looking at generic person, angle is viewing them from below. They seem apprehensive, but explicitly not afraid or uncomfortable) panel 6: (a stranger whose face is obscured by shadows but has a short-ish beard appears and says "B E C O M E .", their mouth is in a neutral position rather than angry or demanding, and their eyes are not visible) panel 7: (changes camview to be a drone perspective, have the generic person close to the cam, the box in the top left quadrant of the panel, and a small crowd of people standing behind stranger with beard in the top left quadrant. everyone in the small crowd is chanting "become" each in various ways) panel 8: (the generic person is shown crouched down and midway through entering the box, now with a more neutral/curious expression) panel 9: (on the next frame the box just contains a stock image of a rat facing the camera standing on its hind legs) panel 10: (white screen with a vector halftone gradient to light gray, text on screen: "This post is about otherkin.", subtext underneath says "this blog is explicitly pro otherkin interpret this as otherkin positivity")

End image ID.)

#writing #otherkin positivity #otherkin community #rat otherkin #rodent otherkin #rodent #ratposting #rats #otherkin #comics #image id #transgender #trans #gender identity #identity #dream #weird post #long post #weird #therian community #therian

[ask-pinkie-polkadot-pie]

So I was talking to @licketysplitz and we decided that vinyl is not only the third member of 100gecs but is in fact the preverbal “stupid horse” :^)

#mlp #mlp meme #weird post #vinyl scratch #mlp vinyl scratch #mlp fim #My Little Pony #my little pony friendship is magic #100 gecs #my edits

[whereserpentswalk]

Remember that you may think of your bones as dry and white. But that's only your bones in the future. Right now they're very moist, and very red, they are alive and full of blood.

#196 #my thougts #skeletons #skeleton #bones #bone #weird post #sillyposting

[creepy-cannibalx3]

About Me!!

Hi!! Ik this is a weird thingy but This is about me!! :D (I'm new to tumblr soo.. teehee) -My name is Toby or Bagel, either is fine!! -I'm a He/They! Trans FTM <3 -I'm into a lot of silly silly fandoms, like Madness Combat, Spiderman -(Kinda), Eddsworld, and a lot more! -My sibling is @izurui , so go check them out! :D -I mostly wander around for fanart or other silly things. Probably drawing tips or inspo That's all for now! Hope we can get along! :D

#transgender #about me #hi hi! :D #weird post

[soapywankenopy]

I think I'm pretty

Screw you

#yeah it changes from day to day #most time i'm not even sure what i look like #like obviously i remember what color my eyes and stuff are #but like where things are at on my face? #the actual shape of my face? #what is that? #weird post #they're just jealous cuz i have pretty eyes and a big butt

[hobohobgoblim]

#spaghetti #black hole #astronaut #weird post #i lol'd

[staticbluue]

Today's reminder: Can't deal with that right now, I have bigger cans of worms to lie in.

#today's reminder #reminder #textpost #text post #writing #weird post #txt