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Nope nope nope

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

#but it does happen more than I wish

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i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.

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Athena, for several reasons

1. Mostly process of elimination, eg, I'm scared of the ocean, so not Poseidon, scared of heights, so probably not Zeus (yeah thalia was scared of heights too but i really don't vibe with zeus) wine is hit or miss for me, so not Dionysus, not especially known for traveling or stealing or anything, so not Hermes, not especially beautiful or lustful, so not Aphrodite.

2. My name means wisdom in Greek (you can figure it out)

3. Maybe I'm not super smart, but I do have lots and lots of trivia knowledge.

4. I think it would be just like Athena to give me autism under the guise of a "gift"

4b. Strong sense of justice (apparently, this is very prevalent in people with autism)

5. My dad is probably enough of a history nerd to catch her attention

6. I took that test on the website, and it said Athena first (took it a second time and got Poseidon, but who cares)

P.S. I'd probably join the hunters bc I love being surrounded by cool girls, and I like wolves

i’m trying to test something

so please tell me, who do you think that would be your godly parent if you were in riordanverse and WHY ?

#riordanverse #just for fun

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my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money

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@the-tortured-fangirl-department

This!!!

y'all wanna know what pisses me off? even if you don't, imma tell you anyway

I've been seeing it ALL over the place, but it's from all these pjo fans who never read toa, but then they somehow get it in their heads that jason didn't know leo was alive when he died? but he definitely did, apollo told him and piper pretty early on.

and then they get pissy over the fact that jason died, which is dumb. good stories aren't always the ones where everyone lives, and Jason's death definitely had purpose, even if you didn't like what it was - that's what a tragedy is.

but i'm over here literally begging people to actually read the series. and then it's just completely false information floating around that everybody believes right off the bat because they want to hate toa so bad.

just my two cents.

#toa #toa spoilers #hoo spoilers #trials of apollo

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Make Gus a marriageable candidate challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

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Saw this pic of Paul Mescal on twitter and I got inspired lolol

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🤭😏😏😏😏😏

I saw an image on Pinterest and I couldn't help but think of Harvey so I drew him 🤭✨(Quick drawing)

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how?? just how?

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y'all wanna know what pisses me off? even if you don't, imma tell you anyway

I've been seeing it ALL over the place, but it's from all these pjo fans who never read toa, but then they somehow get it in their heads that jason didn't know leo was alive when he died? but he definitely did, apollo told him and piper pretty early on.

and then they get pissy over the fact that jason died, which is dumb. good stories aren't always the ones where everyone lives, and Jason's death definitely had purpose, even if you didn't like what it was - that's what a tragedy is.

but i'm over here literally begging people to actually read the series. and then it's just completely false information floating around that everybody believes right off the bat because they want to hate toa so bad.

just my two cents.

#pjo spoilers #hoo spoilers #toa spoilers #toa #trials of apollo #pjo #toa is so so good and it's criminal that it get hated on #like it has its fault but the criticism it gets is for things that don't warrant it

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I think the last day of April should be the nega-april fools day

Like all day you make people's lives a little easier and surprise them with little gifts and stuff

Instead of tricking people and linking linking them to like jumpscares or Rick Astley, we link them to cat/dog videos and Rick Astley.

#april fools #april fool's day

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To anyone who believes fairy tale romances never happen in real life, may I remind you that JRR and Edith Tolkien met and experienced a forbidden love in their youth, and then were separated for five whole years because of his guardian’s rules that he could not date till he was 21, and she got engaged to someone else only because she assumed he’d forgotten her and lost hope that she could ever be with him, but then on his 21st birthday, he wrote her a letter saying he still loved her and wanted to marry her, she responded basically saying ‘if I’d known you hadn’t left me on the shelf, I would never have said yes to anyone else,’ then a week later she greeted him at the train station and then immediately dumped her fiancé, and they got married and she converted to his religion and danced for him in a flowering field far away from the trenches into which he was drafted, which left such an impression that he crafted an entire story about the most beautiful maiden in the world who danced in the woods and made enormous sacrifices to be with the man she loved, and they had four kids and remained faithful to each other and blissfully grew old together and their gravestones are now marked with the names of that same fictional couple that he created, who broke every rule and overcame every possible obstacle to be together and get a happy ending, who only did all that because he based it all on their own real love story.

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i love the way you draw harvey! giving him a tiny kiss

The smallest :)

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I'm good I promise I'm ok

#just shaking haha #sdv harvey #sdv

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Neurology info dump

People keep complaining about him being too nerdy and boring because he drops random Medical facts when you talk to him I ARGUE THAT HE'S ACTUALLY NOT NERDY ENOUGH??? HE SHOULD HAVE A MED FACT FOR EVERY SINGLE GIFT HE GETS TOO???

Let him be a stuttering mess as he's awkwardly trying to connect to a friend by not knowing how else to start a conversation 😔

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Adding these because I have to show off my wife

I LOVE THIS WET CAT OF A MAN 😭

#stardew valley harvey #stardew harvey #harvey sdv #my wife heh heh heh

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gonna risk it all for this man

#he's so worth it #he's so babygirl #harvey stardew valley #harvey sdv #stardew valley