#watermelon crushing

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Watermelon Crush

Blake: I still can't believe you tricked us into spending time together, Mom....

Raven: Honestly, I can. She's very persuasive.

Kali: Oh, would you two suck it up already? Our little outing wasn't that bad. Besides, you have more in common than you think.

Blake & Raven: I have nothing in common with her!

CRACK!!! TSHHH!!! SPLAT!!!

BRK: What in the world? (Turn the corner and see a crowd of people cheering)

Blake: What is going on?

Emerald: (counting lien smugly) Your girlfriend and father-in-law are competing to see who can break the most watermelons between their thighs in five minutes.

Kali: Father-in-law???? Blake, how could you get married without telling me?!

Blake: Mom, I swear! Yang and I haven't-

Raven: (grabs the top of Blake’s head and turns her focus towards the crowd - resulting in a full Jurassic Park moment)

Blake: (jaw drops)

Taiyang: (panting and grunting warily as he finally cleaves his tenth watermelon in half. He's wearing a pair of retro-red male equivalent of booty exercise shorts, leaving his juice stained, chiseled, Dad hairy legs on display)

Yang: (wearing similar shorts as tai but in black and yellow, shakes off the guts from her twelfth watermelon as she quickly reloads and bursts a thirteenth with a roar. Watermelon and seeds fly everywhere, juices and black spots of seeds follow the contours of her leg muscles as they shake from exertion)

Ruby: Time's up! A valiant effort, you two! But our winner is Yang!

Kali: (claps as the crowd roars) Well, that's one way to spend quality time. (Looks over to Blake and Raven) Don't you- oh! (Snickers)

Blake & Raven: (blushing beet red as their eyes scour their prospective blonde's legs and juice covered bodies)

Kali: And you think you have nothing in common.

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby #ruby rose #rwby crack post #kali belladonna #raven branwen #watermelon crushing #taiyang xiao long #father-in-law #bonding time

[fantasyfictionfables]

The "Comic" isn´t entirely finished yet, but I managed to create those two drawings today, so the rest will have to wait. ^^

@gale-force-storm and @sorceresssundries as promised. To be continued. 😅

#bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #baldur's gate 3 #romance #dnd #video game #faerun #rpg #fandom #fanart #drawing #comic #comic art #watermelon #watermelon crushing #bg3 fanart #baldur’s gate 3 #baldur´s gate 3 fanart #art #amusing #galemance #athena dekarios #athena asteriadis #rizzard of waterdeep #anime #cute

[shivinjapan]

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#japan #tokyo #shiverz #shiverz in japan #watermelon #watermelon crushing #watermelon challenge #livestream #Youtube

[voltfruits]

headspace aubrey: the personification of sunshine, weird but endearing combination of prissy and feral, has a ton of underrated and hilarious dialogue, has a skillset that revolves around explosive physical strength and unyielding support for her friends, always strives to make the people around her happy even when she struggles with anger herself, plays a vital and unique role in her friend group

how the fandom sees headspace aubrey: wellll she has a crush on omori 🙄 but don't worry he just brushes her off because he loves kel and basil soooooo much more :))))

#crazy how many people don't understand that aubrey crushing on omori is entirely a figment of sunny's imagination #and sunny brushes off affection from all his friends (not just aubrey) bc he thinks he doesn't deserve it #aubrey and sunny's friendship might not get as much screentime as sunny+kel or sunny+basil #but if you pay attention in headspace you can SEE how important aubrey is to sunny as well #as a crush yes but also just. as a friend. a good friend #omori #aubrey omori #volt.txt #something about how sunny knows watermelon is auby's fav food.... so in headspace he turns melons into treasure chests.... :')

[ryoun]

kdrama parallels [2/∞] ▸ sneaking a shot (of their crushes) using an analog camera

more than friends x twinkling watermelon

#kdramasource #kdramanetwork #kdramaedit #kdramadaily #kdrama #kdramaspace #asiandramasource #dailyasiandramas #otpsource #mostlyfate #syaring #twinkling watermelon #more than friends #*m #*misc #*kdrama #*gifs #*ship #*parallels #*2024 #yes steal photos of your crushes

[dookie-blaster]

friendly reminder Ashton said if we wanted to see him crush a water melon we need to ask more so pls don’t forget to bully this grown man into submission this is no longer a joke

#5sos #ashton irwin #5 seconds of summer #ashton 5sos #I need him to crush this watermelon dear god please

[tyrantisterror]

Stop drawing chubby girls with thigh gaps you rat bastards. Embrace the reality or you will never see the light of heaven.

#How can she crush your head like watermelon between her thighs #if you've inexplicably cursed her with deformed hips that keep those powerful legs apart

[fantasyfictionfables]

Just started working on a little drawing, where Athena is crushing a watermelon between her thighs and Gale starts blushing.

The fanfiction that inspired it was "Curshing" by @gale-force-storm

Thank you, @sorceresssundries!

#bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #baldur's gate 3 #drawing #watermelon crushing

[slugtowns]

I don’t think we talk enough about the fact that Keith’s favorite animal is a hippo

hc that Texas took him to Disneyland once and the only thing Keith wanted to do was go on the jungle cruise over and over to see the hippo animatronics

shitty picsart visual aid for your convenience

#when he’s not searching for the blue lion out in the desert he’s watching videos of hippos crushing watermelons and other massive fruits #he always mutters a ‘hell yeah’ after a particularly good fruit crushing #voltron #voltron legendary defender #vld #vld keith #keith kogane #texas kogane

[babooshkart]

“my god, these bitches gay. good for them. good for them.” -Ianthe Tridentarius, probably

#this controls my brain #I will do the makeup lesbians for every lesbian couple in the world I stg #I want gideons biceps to crush my head #do the watermelon challenge with me #(i also just want gideons biceps) #anyway hiiiiiiiiiiiii TLT fandom I’m back #the locked tomb #TLT #gideon x harrow #harrowhark fanart #gideon fanart #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon nav #ianthe tridentarius #the locked tomb fanart #my art

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Thighs

Nora: Hey, Yang! (holds up the biggest watermelon she's ever seen in her life) Bet you 100 lien that you can't crack this baby in half with your thighs!

Yang: (glances at the watermelon for a moment then back at Nora with a confident smirk) Fucking bet!

Blake: (walks into the room) Yang, I'm back! (sees Ruby, Sun, Neptune, Nora, Emerald, and Marrow all in a circle and cheering) What is going on?

Weiss: Yang and Nora have a bet. Yang has to destroy a watermelon between her thighs.

Blake: Come again?

Weiss: No, I think that will be you in about thirty seconds.

Nora: (moves the masses away enough to reveal Yang wearing her boxer briefs and tank top before placing a watermelon the size of her torso between Yang's thighs) Ready?! In three...!

Crowd: Two!... One!!!!

Yang: (completely destroys the watermelon between her thighs and gets splattered with the juices before throwing her fists in the air triumphantly) Yeah!

Crowd: (some cheer while others groan as money changes hands)

Weiss: (sees Blake's crimson face and pinched together thighs) Ah, there's the sound of a faucet dripping.

Blake: Oh, come on! First that Grimm in the Justice League universe, and now a watermelon?! When's it going to be my turn?!

In dedication to @deadly-knightshade. I still have your ask in my backlog for the Blake wanting to be scissored in half by Yang like the Grimm in the RWBY x JL2 movie.

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby #weiss schnee #rwby crack post #weiss is best bee keeper #weiss is a little shitster #nora valkyrie #bet #wager #watermelon #thunder thighs #yang crushes watermelon #blake is jealous of a watermelon

[sunset-sprinkles]

🍉✨TWINKLING WATERMELON ✨🍉

Enchanted to meet you

“the first day i saw you i got to laugh heartily for the first time in a while. the second time i saw you i felt the sound of my heartbeat for the first time ever. the third time i went to see you although you probably had no idea”

Yichan-Cheongah scream Taylor Swift's "Enchanted" coded ship. There's so much subtly, and importance of silence portrayed in the drama. The theme and the characters hit straight to hearts strings , wasn't thinking of watching this drama but oh my god? It's not that the story is something extraordinary - but it's a story which caries emotions at the backend of every characters. Being so close to my parents , I feel this feels like HOME.

" If I hadn’t let Se Gyeong borrow that T-shirt, would I have been the one standing before you? ”

Please don't be in love with someone else

I was enchanted to meet youuu.....

#kdrama #kdramaladies #hate to love #falling in love #headers #love story #soulmates #twinkling watermelon #choi hyun wook #ryeoun #ryeowook #shin eun soo #seol in ah #crush #bts

[benedictusantonius]

🚶‍♂️🧎‍♂️🎃

#thoren bradley #bottom noises #watermelon challenge #crush my head like a watermelon

[draxeanlxia]

I wonder what would happen if the Chain had not only Twilight’s Epona but also Warriors’ Epona? I mean, I know I haven’t finished Hyrule Warriors yet but I can imagine that a war horse of Epona’s size would be slightly terrifying to enemies. I definitely imagine Epona crushing enemies and traitors alike underneath her hooves and probably enjoying it when it was traitors that tried to hurt Warriors. It also helps that Epona is most likely a small Shire horse which is one of the tallest horse breeds.

I can also imagine Warriors spoiling her to high heaven after battles were done. Like once the battle was over and they were safe, Warriors starts pampering her. If he wasn’t injured himself, he would clean the blood and guts off of her and make sure she is ready for next battle. Gives her extra treats when he can. Plus other things that horse owners do because I don’t own a horse.

After the war, I’m sure Warriors started spoiling her even more. That girl is spoiled but not afraid of kicking anyone who deserves it. Snotty nobles? Deserve it. Women and men who were told no? Totally deserved it. Cia? Definitely deserved it and probably more. Legend? OK maybe she shouldn’t have kicked him but she doesn’t like the ‘pretty boy’ nickname and comments.

All and all? I need more war horse Epona!

#linked universe #lu warriors #hyrule warriors #lu epona #loz epona #Warriors’ Epona is a war horse #how has anyone not explored with that? #Epona has definitely crushed skulls like a watermelon

[abiwaif]

❤️Dua Lipa❤️

Some watermelon?

#dua lipa #my crush #my finds #watermelon

[kaeyx]

Nikolai thighs appreciation post

#nikolai.bsd #crack my skull open like a watermelon please and thank you #crush it like a soda can