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oh the flow is So alive and well !!
#shave maybe though? just a thought?#also#miro 🤝 roope#want to like. fuck dicaprio so bad???#i assume they’re asking favorite actor based off other responses in the video#dallas stars#miro heiskanen#viima i love u for all the summer content but whoever takes videos for social media. please get a better camera 😭
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It is I!! With (yet again) another small Idea I JUST had
Imagine this: Corpse x Apartment neighbor reader, where one night Corpse just Scream to the top of his lugs and then the reader screams back just for fun and then they get to know each other that way
I found it kinda funny honestly but that's like a rough idea of what I just thought let me know if ya liked it, k?
-with love Miss Kia
PS: Remember to take care even if it's just sleeping a bit or a glass of water okay?🥰 Whatever you do is good enough for us
PS2: Please tag me with it done, if you do make it ☺️
Hi dear! I know it's been literal months since you sent in this request but I've finally gotten around to it and I hope the final product makes the wait worth it. Love you with all my heart, Vy 💕
Pairing: Corpse Husband x Reader (Gender Neutral)
Warnings: Mentions of Anxiety and Stress, Swearing
Genre: Fluff, Humor, RPF (Real Person Fic)
Summary: see request above
As you slump against the only standing piece of furniture in your otherwise barren living room, you can't help but sigh. Boxes surround you, silently judging you for leaving them in their status quo for yet another day. Postponing the inevitable unpacking awaiting you isn't much of a choice with your busy schedule but it is what it is and anything else would be making excuses. And there's nothing you hate more than making excuses.
You moved into this new apartment three days ago and yet you have only spent twelve hours in it total. Your stuff is still in boxes which you are quite frankly afraid to open, worried of all the broken crap you'll find because the movers you hired turned a blind eye to the large bold letters the word FRAGILE was written in.
Working two jobs is the only way you can pull through your final year of college but it's starting to feel like you're digging your mental health and sleep schedule a grave instead.
You wanna scream. Scream your fucking lungs out. But you can't with these shitty thin walls. You don't want your neighbors to think you're a nut-job. At least not already. Hell, they haven't even seen your face. You could be living next to Leonardo DiCaprio and have zero clue.
Ok, full disclosure, the building is filthy, so Leo is certainly not living next-door but a serial killer might be.
And speaking off....
Just as that ridiculous though passes your mind and causes you to chuckle, the aforementioned thin walls are straight up rattled by a guttural scream, the vibrations of which nearly bring the ceiling down on you.
You let several moments go by as the building settles in it's slot in the Earth following that vocal earthquake. You stare blankly at the wall behind which the scream emanated from, the wall separating you from your neighbor.
That serial killer thing seems to check out, you think to yourself as your loopy, exhausted brain hits the wrong instruction button, sending you in a fit of quiet giggles.
They can't think I'm a loose canon if they're just as bad, can they?
You decide they can't and go on and rip your friendly neighbor a new one. A scream much stronger, louder and longer that simultaneously establishes your dominance as well as deflates the tension that had built up in your chest.
It's the relief you've needed for a while now.
Similar silence follows your scream, leaving you to catch your breath, head tilted back with peace you haven't felt since you decided to move.
At least until there's a knock at your door.
"Hey, um, you good in there?"
The knock maybe put you on edge, but the voice is what seriously caught you off-guard. In all honesty, it intrigued you more than you'd like to admit. Not enough to get you to open the door, but enough to get you up from the couch and get you to approach the door at least a little.
"You're one to talk. You started the chain, pal." You retort without a second's hesitation which probably should have been considered, with the whole serial killer theory and all.
You hear the guy chuckle, "Desperate times call for desperate measures. It's not like I own a stress ball."
Another step brings you closer to the door, "I mean, they don't really do much. And therapy is expensive. Scaring your neighbors is free."
"I scared you?" He has the audacity to sound shocked, almost offended, "You scared me!"
"You bet your ass I did. Gotta let you know who the boss is around here." You sass right back, unable to prevent the bubbling laughter from escaping you.
It mirrors his, "Well, boss, wanna open this door? I feel a little looney and I probably look so too. Talking to a door and all."
His comments provokes a mumbled apology from you as you, against all the better judgement your 2-minutes-ago self possessed, go to open the door.
And my, oh my, did you win the neighbor lottery. You got a lethally cute one.
"Hi there, neighbor." You greet the taller figure crowned by a mop of messy dark curls. His dark eyes barely peer through the curtain.
But you still manage to make out his smile, even with the mask blocking it from direct view, "Hello to you too, neighbor."
"Y/N, nice to meet ya."
"Corpse, the pleasure's all mine."
His name wouldn't help his serial killer case if you weren't so focused on the few features of his you could see.
There's a brief beat of silence he puts an end to with a shy yet still witty comment, "I know you're supposed to bring baked goods to new neighbors but I can't cook for shit....I got beer though?"
A smile brightens up your face which clearly releases some tension from him, "Say no more, Corpse. You got my full attention. Even if you might be a serial killer."
His eyes blow wide, "What?"
So do yours, "What?"
Well, if that isn't the most rom-comy thing ever. Hallmark and audience approved.
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List 7 comfort films and tag 7 people!
Tagged by @ihaventcomeupwthanameforaheroyet ! thanks!! I WROTE DOWN A FEW FAVS OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD (IN NO ORDER) AND HAD 9, SO, I THINK IWTV 1994 GOES WITHOUT SAYING LMFAO, ALSO HONORABLE MENTION TO AMERICAN PSYCHO BC IT MAKES ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF EVERY TIME BUT I ULTIMATELY CUT IT FROM THIS PRESITIGOUS LIST.
is it obnoxious if i put some pictures in the post too? Sorry I get really excited to talk about movies hkjdslgasd please don't feel obligated to put pictures in yours, I'm just being extra.
Terminator 2: Judgment Day [1991]
LISTEN I CRY EVERY FUCKING TIME it's just the best, ROBOT DADDY??? HOT MOMMY???? The T-1000 is so scary?? ALL THESE RIDICULOUS EPIC FIGHT SCENES AND THE ACTORS ARE JUST NOT EMOTING AT ALL BECAUSE THEY'RE ROBOTS? The director's cut with the extra scene where John is trying to teach the Terminator to smile and you realize when he does his little side smirk it's because he's copying John's smile, bc when he copied randos it didnt fit on his face?!??! Eddie Furlong's voice cracking which feels like such a happy accident because he's a weak little fragile human in contrast to the killing machine?? PLEASE.
Hellraiser [1987]
IT'S WEIRD, IT'S KINKY, IT'S GAY, IT'S CHEESY, IT'S GOT PRACTICAL EFFECTS THAT ARE KINDA COOL BUT KINDA STUPID, IT'S GOT THE GRAINY 80S COZY FEEL, IT'S GOT INCREDIBLE FEMALE SEXUALITY AND BAD ACTING, I JUST LOVE IT. It's just a movie I put on when I need to relax and wow it just makes me really happy ;.;
Pet Sematary [1989]
okay this one and the next one and the last one are all GRAINY 80S COZY FEEL, you have to understand that I grew up watching 80s horror from like the age of 5 so that flim look, the grain, the flat lighting, it just !!!!!!! gives me so much cozy fuzzy warmth for childhood and I just adore it. Anyway !!!!!!1 I LOVE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH it's so extremely dark and also extremely absurd, somehow it's so magnetic that you are immediately immersed even though it's got the aesthetic of a bad TV movie, it's just wonderful I adore it. ALSO a rare super faithful Stephen King adaptation!
An American Werewolf in London [1981]
PRACTICAL EFFECTS MY BELOVED!!!!!!!!11 blah blah cozy 80s, but also! FUNNY! ROMANTIC! TRAGIC! SCARY WHEN IT NEEDS TO BE! I'm so deeply deeply impressed by the practical effects in this film, too! But wow it's so good every time, the hot nurse in this movie is a crazy monsterfucker I adore her, it's a good Armand/Daniel AU, the end is a gut punch every fucking time, it's the best, a naked American man stole my balloons, etc. Absolutely perfect film.
Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain [2001]
VISUALLY STUNNING FILM ABOUT AN ASEXUAL WOMAN WITH SOCIAL ANXIETY, PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I think this movie like, changed my life maybe? I think I saw it when I was 15 or so and it just had such a huge impact on me. I used to watch it so much I would just turn the subtitles off because I'd get distracted and didnt even need them anymore. It's a movie I used to bring with me when I traveled, like I brought the DVD with me when I studied abroad because I was so scared I'd have anxiety or get homesick, I just always wanted to be able to watch it if I need to. IF I WATCH THIS AT THE WRONG TIME OF THE MONTH I CRY MY EYES OUT which is cathartic in the end, idk if it's comfy or comforting but wow. but wow really amazing film it's so beautiful and had such a huge impact on my worldview and my creativity and the way I write and the way I do photography and just !!! ;.; I'm gonna cry!
The Departed [2006]
I really like it when Leo DiCaprio cries and he's not a super crybaby in his one but he does scream in pain and have the shit beat out of him and has panic attacks and needs anxiety meds! The cast is sick! The music is amazing! It's such cool storytelling!!! It's exciting every time! The ending fucks! GOD. Just wonderful, I love it so much. The Blu-ray starts over every time it ends so every time I watch it I tend to walk away and let it loop all day LOL. It's disgusting how many times I've watched it. ALSO MY BABE VERA FARMIGA WHAT A MILF god i love her.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall [2008]
this is like such a perfect comedy for my sense of humor, INCLUDING A BONUS DRACULA SUBPLOT CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, but is actually such a clever and lovely story about getting over heartbreak wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love this movie so fucking much oh my god. Also ever since I worked on ships I feel like especially potent to it because there's something about the social community within the resort that feels so much like the community of a cruise ship crew!! ;.;
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imagine forcing the ahs boys to watch titanic with you bc it’s you’re ultimate fav!! ♥︎
a/n: i was rewatching titanic today and thought why not make a fic about it? titanic was such an excellent movie and definitely well made!! although, some scenes hit harder than others. potential warning if titanic triggers you in any sort of way!
GIFS ARE NOT MINE!!!!
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tate langdon:
• He’s heard his mother mentioning it a few times, I think it was probably on in the background one time though back then he didn’t pay much attention.
• Always shows a little bit of respect seeing as it was something that truly happened.
• Tate hates it when Cal walks onto the screen.
• Feels extremely bad for the children and animals who had to deal with the amount of mayhem that was going on whilst the ship was sinking.
• Doesn’t think Jack and Rose were necessary in the film, but he knows that Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio are good actors.
kit walker:
• One of his FAVOURITE movies to watch with you!
• He thinks the little bond Jack and Cora have is really sweet.
• Walks around the house trying to recreate the Irish dancing scene to get a giggle out of you.
• Gets really pissed that some men were paying people to put themselves first on a lifeboat before children.
• He almost shed a tear when Jack and Rose reunited after her death in the end. He’d 100% do that with you when the two of you were no longer alive.
kyle spencer:
• Okay, he actually saw Titanic as a kid and uh.. yeah. He’s traumatised.
• He gets really upset when you explain to him that the movie was based on real events.
• The noises the ship started to make when it began to go down, damn it terrifies him.
• Squeezes his eyes shut when the ship splits in half. Even you get slightly uncomfortable watching it.
• Kyle does actually think Titanic is good but he’s just a little scared of that really happening.
jimmy darling:
• A movie that he’ll secretly enjoy but not tell anyone about it.
• Always thinks the length of the movie is worth it.
• Elsa’s always blabbing on about how much she would’ve loved to be in it, so Jimmy just acts as though he’s never even seen it.
• He’s witnessed too many teenage girls giggling and squealing in the diner whilst talking about Jack Dawson.
• Jimmy won’t lie, Jack was a really great character. Probably someone he could relate to from time to time.
james patrick march:
• Constantly hits out with a wad of ways to try and justify how he could’ve been on the Titanic.
“My dear, I could’ve easily been on that ship! I could’ve been one of the ones who lost my life trying to flee from that horrible disaster!!”
“James.. i’m sure my grandparents also could have..”
“BUT MY LOVE, I COULD HAVE BEEN DEAD IN THE SEA! IT WAS DURING MY TIME!!! COULD YOU IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT MY BELOVED CORTEZ??”
• He secretly thinks that Rose is an extremely attractive woman. You couldn’t necessarily argue with that.
• Doesn’t see why people hate Cal so much. (Why James, WHYYYYYY)
• James LOVES LOVES LOVESSSS Titanic. He finds modern movies extremely uncomfortable, but he’s obsessed with this one.
• Despite him definitely not being one to do this himself, he thought Jack and Rose participating in the Irish dancing looked incredibly fun.
tristan duffy:
• Cracks really insensitive jokes whilst watching Jack and other people practically freezing to death in the water.
“Damn, you think his dick froze off from how cold that shit was?”
• As a teenager, he’d ask his mom if he could watch it just to get flashed by Kate Winslet’s tits.
• Rants for hours about how Rose promised she wouldn’t let go, BUT LET JACK FALL DEEPER INTO THE FUCKING WATER UNTIL HE SANK.
• Thought he could pull off the ‘Leonardo DiCaprio look’ when he was younger.
• WANTS TO RECREATE THE CAR SCENE SO BADLY 😭
dandy mott:
• Dandy’s incredibly jealous of the actors who worked on this movie. It’s one of his greatest desires to be starring in a film like Titanic.
• Has the excitement of a young child when you decide to put it on.
• He’s rather envious of Jack. Having such a free feeling like that.. it’s something Dandy has always wanted to experience.
• HE WANTS TO BUY YOU THE HEART OF THE OCEAN NECKLACE SO FUCKING BADDDD
• Half way through the film, you both watch with extreme sadness. Drowning was something that terrified Dandy. And you felt awful for the people who had to witness multiple loved ones doing so. Little did you and him both know…
#ahs fandom#american horror story#ahs hotel#finn wittrock#dandy mott#evan peters#freak show#james patrick march#james march#ahs murder house#tate x reader#tate ahs#kit walker#kyle spencer#ahs coven#evan peters ahs#male character#fictional crushes#fictional characters#titanic#jack dawson#rose dawson#kate winslet#leonardo dicapro hot#rose dewitt bukater#jimmy darling#tristan duffy#tristan#dandy mott imagine#ahs imagine
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sleep over!!
A/n:this is my first fanfic so its bad
summary:you are having a sleepover with Miguel and Peter B
you:yellow
Peter b:Blue
Miguel:Red
Miguel and Peter b were on the sofa Miguel was peacefully reading a book while Peter b was just kicking his legs "whats your issue?!" Peter B responded in 1 second "iM SO EXCITED!!" "about *reader?*" "YEAH I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM IN FOOORRRRREEEVEEEERRRR" the door bell then rings and Peter is jumping off the couch and opens it "*walks in*" "heeeyyyy" you then sit by the comfy chair nearby "hey Peter boo boo spider"
"so how have you been." "just chilling" you put your bag down and cross your legs on the chair "*he blushes from the nickname you gave him*how's your universe I haven't seen you in forever" you just stay quiet not feeling like responding cause you just don't exactly pay attention on whats been happening "..." Peter felt sad on how you were just ignoring him till Miguel spoke up and broke the silence "you know Peter maybe they are just trying to express themselves-" Peter then throws a cushion at Miguels face and then jumps on you giving you a hug and starts squeezing you
time skip
you guys are now in the bedroom on the mattress playing truth or dare "Peter B truth or dare" "I can do a dare" "I dare you to let me give you a sharpie tattoo" "I guess I can do that..." you grab a sharpie and just when you were about to start drawing Peter B jumped back "NO WAIT.....don't do it" you put the sharpie lid back on "whatever" moments later while you were talking with Miguel not paying attention to your bag which was on the bed open and Peter sees your undergarment(panties,bra,briefs,binders whatever you want) and thought of a funny idea "*grabs the undergarment and stands up to leave while hiding it* ummm ill be right back" while Peter is away you and Miguel start to talk about you and about what you've been up to while with Peter he is tiptoeing in the kitchen giggling he dramatically opens the fridge and throws your undergarment in the back of it then cackles loudly while closing it "HAHAHAHHAHAHA"
TIMESKIP
You guys are now watching Netflix(titanic) and you are texting the group chat(miles,gwen,pavitr and hobie) while Peter is weeping "*tears up*why can't I get a hot girlfriend on vacay.." Peter then looks over at you "*snatches your phone* STOP TEXTING!!!" "okay..* you then suddenly start getting a craving of ice cream and get up "do you guys have any Ice cream?" "yeah" "cool :D" you then get up to leave leaving Miguel and Peter there watching the movie and Peter b suddenly starts crying and sobbing(the scene isn't even emotional) "whats wrong with you?!" "they always have girlfriends *hics*" "oh my goodness..." "IS IT CAUSE IM FAT 😭" mean while with you, you open the freezer and there's only vanilla you then grab it and go upstairs "all you guys have is vanilla" "everyone loves vanilla" "VANILLA!!" "whats wrong with it?" "its plain..." Miguel then throws a bottle of chocolate sprinkles at you "oh thanks :D" you then put the sprinkles in the ice cream(yes you put it in the entire tub) and started eating it "Leonardo DiCaprio was so fine younger what happened people be right white people really don't age well" "...*tears up*" "oh no no Peter I didn't mean it like that you age beautifully Peter" the scene is now where jack dies "NOOO YOU DUMB UGLY GINGER FUCKING BITCHHHHHH" "I know well there was a lot of room on what she was on "I will never let go" my ass" "can you guys shut up this movie is supposed to be sad-" "I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU JACK!!!"
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(if you dont want to answer this then def dont) I am really curious about your thoughts on the latest scorsese. I've mostly been avoiding all the responses because I'm Inuk and I just don't have the fucking energy for another article churned out by a white person who doesn't give a shit. But I guess my current view is that if this is a story Scorsese really wanted to see told, he should have just supported a Native director to make it from their perspective. Hasn't he directed enough movies lmao
i'm not really going to wade too much into the "scorsese should have just supported a native director" debate since i'm not native and that's not my lane, but i think it's a reasonable desire albeit a little devoid of the unfortunate realities of this industry, which is that even a guy like martin, who is one of the most well-known and well-regarded filmmakers ever, struggled for years to get this made and that films that are from a native filmmaker's perspective are getting a tenth of the budget and buried in release (lily gives a better performance in a film called fancy dance, which i saw at sundance and is a wonderful film, and as far as i can tell, it literally does not even have US distribution yet). so i get it, i don't disagree per se, but i also get why he wanted to use his name and his clout to get this particular project off the ground.
staying in my own lane, my criticisms are mostly with the ways the film looks and how it's adapted from the source material. i think the story is compelling and it's a point in history that needed telling, but the script really takes a lot of the wind out of its own sails by giving the answer to its key question away almost immediately. i haven't read the source material but from what i do know, i think this is kinda the inevitable conclusion of wanting to have your cake and eat it too (having the dicaprio and deniro characters as the primary relationship featured in the film). the structure and pacing of the film are very messy, and i'll be honest.... i expect more visually from a "master" like martin. i expect better from the man everyone compares to a god. his last two movies look flat and boring visually. i also think dicaprio is in a different movie from everyone else, performance wise. he gives way too much at all times, it's distracting and feels tonally off with what everyone else (aside from the recent oscar winner in the cast, who i'm not even gonna dignify with a name lol) is trying to do.
the positives for me are that lily and all the other indigenous actors are insanely good in their roles, but comparatively their roles are just not as weighty compared to dicaprio and de niro. but i'll be honest..... mostly i'm just annoyed in the ways that like we seem to put our head in the sand where martin's work is concerned. like we can't acknowledge that he's not a god, he is merely a man and a flawed one at that. he can stumble and make movies that are flawed, that are (gasps) not that good. but it's the way that the critics and community are just putting their hands over their ears and going this is a masterpiece i don't wanna hear otherwise it's marty, that's pee paw, argue with the wall...... like ok. i hate the way we talk about him, it has grinded my gears for a really long time, and to be honest i'm not shocked that mollie's presence in this film is minimal compared to her male counterparts because marty's track record for women in his movies is..... no one wants to say this but i'm not afraid of the losers on film twitter who prop up two (!!!!!) movies with women who are exceptions to the rule, PISS FUCKING POOR.
so to summarize.... i don't hate the movie at all. it's definitely worth a watch, it has a lot of good things in there, but it's not a masterpiece, it's not his masterpiece, and if you really love scorsese you have to grapple with his failings and his shortcomings. i think they're very apparent in this movie, and it's neither good nor bad. it simply is.
#asks#there's a video going around right now of one of the consultants of the film grappling with his own mixed feelings#and i'd rather let them speak for themselves on this subject. i'm really more focused on the fact that people just don't wanna hear critiqu#about a movie by a stupid old man they're all in love with. as if he's infallible and has zero blind spots or shortcomings lol
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a random 40yr old meeting a 25yr old and hitting it off so they decide to date each other is not fucking grooming and it’s not inherently fucking misogynist. is the 40yr old known for only dating women 25 and below like leonardo dicaprio? misogynist. is it the only 25yr old they’ve dated and they’ve been dating for a long time and seem happy? shut your fucking mouth. I’m so fucking sick of this idea that we need to be picking apart other people’s relationships based on our own perception of what blanket things mean like the fucking age gap “discourse”, trying to determine if people are “allowed” to date each other if there’s a normal or considerable gap depending on the genders and whether or not they’re hot. like sure you can have an opinion on anything you want, but at the end of the day it doesn’t fucking matter, and continuing to misuse terms you clearly don’t understand because you have some weird bias toward older people is harmful and ignorant. being older than your partner doesn’t inherently mean you’ll have a disproportionate power imbalance. it’s very relationship specific and we DON’T know celebrities. we don’t know these random people. take each fucking case by itself and stop acting like every single age gap relationship is bad when they’re both fucking adults and potentially in a very healthy relationship that works for them. the way y’all bullied florence pugh because she dated an older man y’all didn’t find attractive even though they were both happy is fucking disgusting and I’m sick of entertaining that shit.
#g talks#also you have no right to tell someone they can’t someone bc YOU are uncomfy with the age difference#2 adults can date if they want#25 is very much an adult#idk why y’all think it’s still being a teenager but you’re fucking weird#also people act like it’s related to pedophilia???#THEYRE AN ADULT FOR GODS SAKE#y’all actually need to touch gras#or learn what the terms misogyny and grooming mean#before you keep talking about this shit#mine#/mobile#/okay to reblog
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Every man
Every man walks around believing that they’re Leonardo dincaprio from the Revenant.
All of them:
They believe that they’d pretty well do what he did and survive. Pretty certain of this.
Not one of these men not one not NONE have endured pain paranoia and have had to demonstrate real bravery. Not one.
You are what you do. You’re not your best intentions.
So when a man says “I’d have done that!” That doesn’t fucking count.
Or if he is about to commit a heinous crime, like we used to see on TCAP: he’d always says but I don’t have a record and I’d never “do that”
They want us to believe that they’re only operating from their best intentions.
That kind of compartmenatlizong keeps men in a privileged state without any question because how they feel is real.
Okay so let’s look then at real bravery.
We see a lot of so called brave men out there saying they’re brave and feminist and they want to help and omg how can they help they don’t do any of bad things!
There are theee very low bar, high yield, low effort ways men can help women. Right now. Right now from the comfort of their toilets.
But they will need to be brave because they’re going to stand out among their peers.
But that’s what bravery is, men: it’s the possibility of losing even when you’re right.
So men need to do three things to be feminist.
1. Not just stopping porn. Actively educating men about the harms and being public on social media about being anti porn is a feminist act.
2. Not just supporting their wives and girlfriends. They. Need to realize that feminism doesn’t pick and choose which members of women are worth fighting for. They need to get online and public ally believing women. They need to tell their brethren that they do believe women and call out men who do not. Believe women should be on their tongues
3. They need to start sharing articles another violence against women and femicide. Everywhere every platform and share and share and share: comment and share. Low effort high yield.
Men don’t listen to women they listen to other men.
If men can’t do these very low effort very high yielding feminist things, they’re either
1. not actually as brave as Leonardo DiCaprio. or
2. they don’t like, believe or think women are worth saving
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I am bad at specifics (as you can see) so do you have anything about Peter mutation I think in the movie most of it was a dream sequence, but I was wondering if you had any thoughts on it as well as Peter and Harry fighting when Peter had Venom I think Peter was lying on the same couch he placed Normans body on. Finally the Picture of all three of them skating.
Just got off work so pardon my exhaustion
In order
1-the spider bite and transformation for Peter is a fairly obvious symbol for adulthood and coming of age. I think choosing Tobey Maguire, a fairly baby faced actor, was smart here, because they got to utilize the dichotomy of having Peter look very young and nonthreatening and for lack of a better word “innocent” to have him seem more on the, for back of a better wording, earlier side of the child to adult coming of age arc. Whereas post bite, he’s physically stronger and visibly more muscular, something that can often be used to symbolize a character maturing in a lot of media that shows younger male characters aging.
Whats more, on the note of the spider bite as coming of age, it’s the catalyst for a significant amount of emotional development. After that point, through enduring extremely severe consequences for what seem like small mistakes (Uncle Ben), Peter is forced to mature very rapidly. As a result he becomes more empathetic, kinder, and iconically more responsible. As a result of the bite, Peter goes through the experiences that shape him into an adult over the course of the trilogy. A more basic analysis but I think it gets the point across especially for a topic I haven’t really thought about in depth.
But a little known fact about this plotline is how much more explicitly it’s executed in that one script with Leonardo DiCaprio as Peter. (This script is AWFUL by the way. It’s so bad.) In that, Peter has some wild ass dreams right after the spider bite and uh. Wakes up with some ~white sticky stuff~ attaching him to his sheets! That’s right baby, we got a wet dream metaphor for no fucking reason.
2-the scene in the movie did not have Peter laying on the lounge Norman’s body has been placed on, that was an alternate scene that was filmed and used in the directors cut. Wish they’d used it though! I personally find this one fascinating because I think it’s a good example of how symbioted up Peter just immediately slid into wanting to hurt Peter. I think it’s a pretty interesting way to show the symbiote intensifying some vindictiveness that’s present in Peter’s character once you peel the layers away, especially novelization Peter.
Like… in the novels this is the line.
Telling Harry he’s unloveable is a bit above what he said in the movies. It’s awful and sadistic and I love it and think it should have been in them. I think that comment about Norman in particular is wonderful because it rings true. I know that Raimi Norman has been sort of aggressively woobified and stripped of responsibility for being a classist misogynistic child abuser by our post no way home world, but he’s a bastard and I could probably write thousands of words explaining how Harry being unable to process and accept that Norman was a neglectful and abusive father contributes to why he’s so insistent on pursuing revenge even once he knows Norman was a maniacal mass murderer who nearly murdered both himself and MJ.
Another thing that I find interesting here is like… it’s remarkably easy to argue Peter was absolutely trying to cause Harry physical harm, perhaps to the degree of actually just trying to kill him. He threw a fucking bomb at Harry for crying out loud! This ends up giving me this odd impressions that, especially with him recovering from third degree burns across half his body in about 72 hours, Harry is extremely durable. Human crash test dummy. Makes more sense that Harry seemed to get a concussion from a head injury that should have snapped his neck earlier in the third movie once you take this into account.
Also there’s a crucifixion shot in this scene which I think is wonderful. Harry the hanged man tarot card real.
My absolute favorite part of this scene is an instance of the classic raimi trilogy trope: Harry trying to pretend like he’s attracted to women always makes him act like a goddamn space alien.
3-So we don’t really know a ton about this photo. It’s likely this was taken between sm1 and sm2, especially based on the state of Harry’s hair color and texture. However, one thing that destroys me here is that the cracked glass when Harry picks it up is dividing Harry and Peter. Originally, the scene with the butler isn’t in here and Harry only found the photo and that’s what motivated him to go help. I wish they’d kept it in there. It’s more powerful if it’s motivated internally. Also, see prior comments on why Harry clung to revenge so deeply. Harry would have been making the choice to defend the people who truly loved him with his life instead of mindlessly pursuing revenge he didn’t want because he thought it would make his abuser happy. Also would have been better because it would nail home the idea that Harry wasn’t an evil or malicious person, he was just like, hurting and severely mentally ill and probably actively experiencing psychosis for most of that from the looks of it. Using the butler sucked.
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This is not a manifesting ask(maybe but not exactly 🙃)
Honestly if I knew about manifesting in the One direction era of the pop world, I would have fucked around and manifested Harry even though at the time I didn't find him attractive 😂😭 (please no one day shit like "oh you're not like other girls," YOU CAN FIND SOMEONE WHO IS KNOWN FOR BEING ATTRACTIVE, UNATTRACTIVE, I know he's good looking I'm not denying that and no I wouldn't have "played with his heart" friendship exists)
I thought about manifesting Evan Peters but I'm 20 and he's 35, I'm not changing my age and not changing his either. I'm not dating him but I genuinely always wanted to, just don't want him to be seen as Leonardo DiCaprio 2.0, since he's REALLY sweet, I just am gonna manifest him being in a non abusive relationship (he's been with...a lot of bad women before) even though I'm basically ripping my own heart out 😃
I manifested one of my other favorite actors having a secret girlfriend and having a baby with her and they're very happy together (engaged) so I already know I can do it but damn.
hahaha i prob would've manifested harry too 😭 when i was 12, he was like 18-19 and i thought he was sooo gorgeous. but he aged like milk omg
that is so sweet that you're thinking of manifesting a good gf for evan peters!! i'd manifest my celeb crush but he's in a happy and healthy relationship so i'll let them be 🙄
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I'm actually very annoyed to see all these directors talk about Harry auditioning when he's not landed the role. The last one that I found super strange is for Nosferatu. At the time the director talked about Harry, the movie was in PRODUCTION and only Anya Taylor Joy was announced on the casting. But they're going out of their way to talk about Harry auditioning when he's not even getting the part, telling how Harry is so good but still could not get the job (I think for schedule issues if I remember correctly, how convinient). I've never seen anyone talk like this before. After the movie is done, yeah maybe we get to know who tried to have a role and didn't get it but so early? And talking about how they don't audition "bad actors", whatever that means. I get talking about him during early stages for The Little Mermaid et Elvis bc it's very much fancasting for these big productions and he's a singer so it's relevant in the way that they could consider musicians before actors, I'll admit that but the rest? Who cares about this? The general public will judge in the cinema. Cinephiles as well, they might be effy about him trying out acting but still, they don't care if the director say he's good. They'll want to judge themselves. And fans will see his films no matter what, they're garranted good numbers so for WHO is it? The industry doesn't take recommendations from articles and they could literally ring someone to discuss Harry in projects if they really wanted to so what? I've never seen something like this before. Yeah I've seen articles when actors step down on a project they initially were on but had schedule issues bc they're BOOKED and BUSY. Seeing all these professionnals go out of their way to talk about how he's so good all the time but decided to hire someone else makes me instantly think he's not that good. I know casting is complex, you can be great but someone else will be perfect for the part but honestly ? He was fine in everything I saw so far and I believe it's bc his parts were so shorts you really have to be bad to mess it up, and with a lot of people in the casting it's almost easy to blend in. They need to stop talking about how good he is on such early stages, especially when they don't tell what makes him so good it's worth mentioning to the media. It's the strangest and most annoying thing ever. I don't see its purpose, it's not helping him. Even the Oscar thing for My Policeman was a little weird to me bc it was only for him when honestly I feel like the rest of the cast playing both young and old protagonists could lend nominations as well. But bc he's new to the thing and aparently "so good" they're pulling a Timothée Chalamet in Call Me By Your Name type of narrative? They need to let the projects come Out. Enough with the talking bc it's a little ridiculous at this point.
For a truly great actor, maybe it’s better to let the acting do the talking, and so far Harry has done nothing equal to what he’s been puffed up to represent. As you said, his role in Dunkirk was fine. He wasn’t terrible; Nolan wasn’t embarrassed in casting him. But to compare him to icons — people who were so spectacularly talented in their youth like Pacino, DiCaprio, Heath Ledger, Dustin Hoffman, Brad Pitt— when Harry is clearly just famous? It’s a little strange.
Posting this from a mutual:
Harry is not a fucking icon. I wish people would stop kissing his mediocre ass. Or 101: His team started calling him a fucking icon in 2016 when he was 22 years old and fresh out of 1d. Why aren’t these people fucking embarrassed to blow smoke up this bland boardroom-created pop star?
Harry really is not remarkable. He’s fine. Good looking enough, good enough voice, polite enough, fame-hungry but not getting in to big trouble, attention-grabbing and ambitious, enough to do whatever the corporate big heads want. His acting so far is mediocre at best. Even Star Fox cameo was cringey as fuck. His latest album has word-salad lyrics that make him sound like a teenager embracing sex and drugs. He spews platitudes - love, peace, be kind, I love you - but has nothing of substance to say. He’s okay - a dreamy hero for 9th graders everywhere to idolize - but the furthest thing from an icon. It’s all about money and clout, selling concert and movie theater tickets, allowing the rich to get richer.
And that’s really the bottomline, isn’t it?
Harry sells movie tickets.
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alright here's 2022
Horse plinko (was mostly 2021 but there were still horses plinkoing in early january)
Blorbo from my shows
Photoshopped butts
The urfaveisunfuckable situation
Nfts
Wordle
It’s me, boy, I’m the ps5
2s day
No bitches?
Live slug reaction
My brother in christ
The multi-hour victorious video essay cinematic universe
Smoking the shit that made _____ _____
_____ing absolute _____
get drinked
joe biden burying dogs?? i guess????
microplastics
i can send email
tumblr blaze
catholic sponsored posts that I completely thought were a joke at first because holy shit
the misha bisexual situation
manscaped ads
twitter runoff
she _____ing on my _____ till I _____
dracula emails
new mcr
tbh creature
the feminine/masculine urge to _____
spongebob “I fucking love _____ I want to fucking _____”
swedish people and meals
morbius
skrunkly/skrungy/skrungly/etc
_____, so this pride, i'm partnering with _____
internet explorer's death
the pikachu man(?) ad idk i never saw this man i think yall made him up
I love/hate you _____ (repeated many times with different things)
(random word) is a beautiful name for a baby girl/boy
mousegirls (and all related creature girls)
reddit story generator
dall e mini
all the fucking.? british people quitting the government and the guy in japan getting shanked yall know
homophobic dog
cyberpunk kitty game :)
pink sauce
taylor swift private jets
breakdancing cat
_____ event leaves (#) dead (#) injured
gougar/gouger
circling google search results and adding a person or character whose name sounds like the series of words in the circle
i feel like breaking bad has become more of a whole Tumblr Thing than a meme but it bears mentioning
blue hair and pronouns
leonardo dicaprio's dating choices
anyone else _____ or is it just me and _____
she wants to order
reigen v sans
to shreds you say
queen dying 🦀🦀🦀🦀
"i meet someone" cycle
that try guy dude cheating on his wife
crisp rat mario again
lesbian velma
they should invent (convenience)
the _____ to _____ pipeline
hey don't cry. (#) _____ in the world, okay?
bts??? getting drafted ????
a secret third thing
sigh. gandalf big naturals.
twitter still in flames. elon musk desperately trying to stop the fires by demanding they give him money in order to keep burning. more at 11.
sad! well theres other _____
tumblr's blue checkmarks
goncharov
i can't make it i'm gonna be busy _____. yeah it's gonna be all day
that dude who got his dick stuck in an m&m tube
something about fentanyl idk
that one shitty guy getting doxxed and busted for human trafficking (everyone say thank you greta 🙏🏻)
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Phrases I've overheard/said over my second year at Uni:
"I went out last night, and I only got sexually harassed once!"
"When they said free donuts here, I wasn't expecting a nightclub-" "a cafe maybe? But not a nightclub"
"A 53 year old man came onto me once, and asked me why its weird for 19 year olds to date men in their 50s- like dude, if their age ends in TEEN, skip it, your old enough to be their father."
"That's just basic white girl music" "BITCH, I'm Indian, I love Taylor Swift." "Oh I'm so indie look at me I don't know who Taylor swift is"
"Who developed CRISPR-cas9?" "Emmanuelle and Jennifer Doudna" "OOOOH THEY'RE WOMEN-"
"What size do bras go upto?" "Huh?" "Like D?" "D?!?! IF THEY ENDED AT D I WOULD BE FUCKED" "E?" "Higher" "REALLY!?"
"You really think that being Russian makes you a minority?!"
"My grandad's wife is Chinese! She taught me to use chopsticks" "wait... you're part Chinese?" "What, where'd you get that?!" "You just said your grandads wi-" "I WOULD HAVE SAID GRANDMA, why would I refer to my grandma as my grandads wife and not my grandma?" "Good point-"
"They're watching Grey's Anatomy in leacture" "mood" "they'll probably learn more from that than today's leacturer"
"GIGGLES STOP MAKING ME FUCKING LAUGH"
"Oh god I turn 20 next year." "Omg your so old" "wait she's old, I'm 28" "REALLY?!" "What year were you born" "2002" "2002?! I'm also 2002- YOU ALSO TURN 20 NEXT YEAR" " I FORGOT"
"I'M GOING TO TAKE AWAY YOUR RIGHTS!"
"It's spooky season bitches, time to make a viking funeral for a pumpkin"
"You somehow made shaggy sexy? I'm actually impressed."
"Why are you looking for a boy?!" "HE'S LOST AND ONLY 18"
"I love candy canes!!" "Me too!" "You can make the ends really sharp and threaten people with them :)" ".....WHAT?"
"STOP LAUGHING" "NO YOU STOP LAFFING" "wait... WE SWAPPED ACCENTS"
"OUCH, i don't even have a dick yet, and THAT still hurt my ghost penis"
"Isn't that one of the easiest unis to get into?" "Yeah, why's you think I go there?" "OMG-"
"You said strap on, Continue."
"My tragic backstory is that I have a TV in my room?" "No, it's WHY you have a TV in your bedroom" "oh"
"Hong Kong is the plymouth of asia. Umm no offence" "WOW... how bad is Hong Kong"
"You know what I thought when I first met you?" "What?" "Wow, this girl has a lot of hair"
"Pain and pleasure use the same parts of the brain. That's why knives are sexy."
"Sorry that we straight crimed you"
"I'm ace, not blind" "you should put that on a Tee-shirt"
I'm sorry, but any disappointment you have for me is on you for believing in me"
"I'm not sexy, but I can wink"
"Are you not attracted to leonardo Da Vinci?" "The turtle?" "NO...he means Dicaprio!!"
"I would kill for socks worn by lady Gaga, not into feet but it's Lady Gaga."
I have hairy toes..." "so do I!" "Hairy toe gang!"
"Can people stop falling in love with me?! Its getting ridiculous." "I've never heard of this problem before.." "I KNOW I SOUND SO VAIN, BUT LIKE CAN THEY STOP?! I don't want another awkward conversation!"
"This body is crispy"
"Imagine a watermelon! Wait no, that's too big. Imagine a small watermelon! And put it in a balloon of water and hit it against a wall. That's what happened to that brain"
"Can someone tell me when I'm gonna die from the covid jab? Because I'm on number three and still nothing yet? I'm bloody waiting"
"Sorry my hearing is shit" "side affect of being high?" "Huh?" "Side effect" "dude, I'm literally deaf-" "oh-" "Like Permnant hearing loss here"
"I'm not about to ask my 12 year old sister what kind of fanfiction she reads."
" if we have to accept the autism, then you have to accept being a furry. I don't make the rules."
“Where did we get to?” “Ah yes, tongues battling for dominance”
"to be fair, I'm closer to becoming an evil scientist than a platypus..."
"would you like a nipple clamp?"
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Excuse me did you see HARRY STYLES hanging around palmwood studios? oh no, that was JONATHAN ‘JOHNNY’ KENNEDY, the TWENTY-SEVEN year old who plays LIAM SAMUELS on TWO BUSH MOUNTAIN. yeah, you know rumour has it he's - MANIPULATIVE, and - CONCEITED, but his fans all say he’s + CHARMING, + FLIRTATIOUS. around palmwood studios he’s known as THE LOTHARIO. ( cismale, he/him)
helllooo babes! so excited to be here and to bring you resident fuck boi! mr. johnny kennedy. he basically comes from a kardashian inspired fam so you know this boy is gonna be mESSY af. his bio is under the cut and i am down for literally aLL the plots pls throw everything my way!!
WANTED + TAKEN CONNECTIONS || FILMOGRAPHY
johnny was born into reality tv royalty. the only son of the kennedy family (not to be confused with the political dynasty), johnny was practically birthed in the spotlight. (basically very much like the kardashians)
his mother being a famous fashion model and his father being a star former football player, their whirlwind romance was a headline maker in the 90′s and once they started having children, a reality tv series was practically handed to them.
the family immediately sky-rocketed into household names across the world. he and his five sisters have had their entire lives on tv and johnny grew up in front of camera lenses.
while his sisters all grew up and started their own businesses and lives, johnny was always the black sheep of the family. often making headlines with his debaucheries.
johnny never had any drive or direction. sure, he starred in a fashion campaign here and there, made guest appearances on talk shows and was known for his quick wit, his sense of humor and his pranks on the family’s tv show, but other than being a hollywood party boy, he never had a career of his own.
his mother was the mastermind behind him becoming an actor. he started his career in acting at 21, starring in a bridgerton-esque series as the romantic lead and immediately, he was catapulted into hollywood heartthrob status.
he starred in a plethora of teen romance movies on netflix and other streaming platforms and has slowly but surely has been starting to enjoy this career that he has been forced into.
however, he has yet to land a ‘serious’ role. he now aspires to be the next brad pitt or leonardo dicaprio but with his mother as his manager, it doesn’t seem like that will be possible. also, he has never been taken seriously coming from a reality tv family, despite the fact that the family is incredibly well respected in hollywood.
when the chance to audition for two bush mountain arose, johnny immediately wanted to turn it down. however, his mother and agents told him he’d be crazy to not take it and forced him into the role.
although he’s sick of playing teenagers, he does enjoy the attention it brings him and very much enjoys having people fawning over him.
he’s still very much a party boy and can be spotted leaving prominent night clubs across l.a with a model on his arm on any day of the week.
he’s a known heartbreaker and womanizer and always has a new flavor of the month. after watching his sister’s have such public and tumultuous relationships, the idea of ‘commitment’ just seems like a joke to him. however, he will indulge in a longer relationship if his mother and management need him to for the cameras - whether it’s to coverup something bad he or one of his sisters’ did or for a plot for the reality show that he still stars on, as well.
he’s known to indulge in drugs and alcohol and doesn’t try to hide his partying ways, though he does very much hide how much of a hold it has over him.
he’s incapable of slowing down. he feels like if he does, the reality of what a joke he is will settle in and he’ll just spiral. he hides his insecurities and disappointment in himself behind his cocky smile and debonair ways.
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THESE hot men have taken over my life
hello, 9-1-1 these men have taken over my life.
hey guys it's me Nai and if you didn't know I'm obsessed with sexy men just kidding. I was just hanging out this week and I was like wow I kind of have a grand master list of who I've been obsessed with so I thought hmm I wonder if someone is interested at all and every man that's taken over my life ever. I wrote down from like the age of six who and what guy I've liked all the way up to now I'm 16 and the list has gotten pretty long so I wrote it down in a notebook. I just want to share some of my memories and my thought process behind the men that I've been obsessed with because once a fangirl always a fangirl.
The first person I remember being obsessed with was around the 2013 era when I was seven years old and a guy that rapped songs on youtube called Mattyb. he was my Justin Bieber. Now when I was younger I used to think Mattyb was cute. I just remembered watching and being like he's so cute and I used to pretend he was my boyfriend and like play imaginary you know with your friends and that's my first memory of having like a crush Maybe like Jack Frost, Peter Pan, Danny Phantom I don't know but I'm not getting into cartoons like I kind of opted that one out because obviously, Aladdin was super hot too okay I told myself not to get into cartoons so I'm gonna go to 2014.
Okay in 2014 a little movie called The aliens in the attic, you probably think I liked Tom Pearson well I do not like Tom Pearson I like Jake Pearson that was the phrase I went through. I remember watching the aliens in the attic and my mom was like why are you rewatching that movie again and I was like I'm in love.
I was also obsessed with the little band called one direction, the boy that never left my heart was harry styles. I loved all their songs I and my sister will always listen to their songs and dance along to them.
I remember watching a show called henry danger where I was obsessed with Jace Norman. I had my eyes set on that blonde guy I was in love with him, but that obsession didn't die down all the way to 2016.
I had my eyes on Finn Wolfhard when I have seen him on stranger things, I love him with my whole heart, and I still have an obsession with him to this day, I watched all the movies he was in, and he had my ten-year-old heart still have it.
And then I was obsessed with Rodrick Heffley, he is so hot and I really like him still. That's when my bad boy phrase kicked in it was around 2017 and you know what else happened in 2017 I had a crush on Dylan O'fucking brein baby. I remembered watching teen wolf with my mother and while my friends crushed on Scott Mcall I was like Stiles.
My weirdest crush was MGk, I regretted liking I still feel embarrassed every time someone mentioned him to me. and fucking Pete Davidson I don't know what the fuck I saw in them but whatever I am so glad that crushed died down cause that was embarrassing for 12-year-old me.
and then Timothee Chalamet walked into my life I still have a crush on him by the way, he will always have my heart. I really liked this man I still have the fattest crush on him to this day, he is like my everything you know.
well you think it stopped there well you are wrong, they are also a lot of men that I liked but I am too lazy to put them all. But anyhoo a show called Outerbanks I was obsessed with JJ Maybank, he is like my other half basically. I remembered watching him and I was like shit I am gonna fall in love with him right.
Then I started watching a show called the society and I was obsessed with a guy who was psychotic and evil, his name was Campbell Eliot, yes I know he was a psychopath but he had a good-looking face alright.
And then I watched a show called heathers, and I vowed to myself don't fall in love, I fell in love with Jason Fucking Dean, yeah that's right another psychopath.
I think we all girls had a phrase where they were obsessed with Leonardo Dicaprio, I binged watched all his movies, Jack Dawson had my fucking heart.
Then I started watching a show called deadly class and I was obsessed with Marcus Lopez's underrated show. You should definitely check it out.
Then I watched a show called "I am not okay with this" as I was watching it, I looked at the screen and that's when I fall in love with Wyatt Oleff, I would rewatch it for almost a whole week cause of how much I loved him and I was waiting for season two. Netflix cancelled the show.
Then I was bored outta my mind and that's when I started simping over billy Loomis I rewatched the show for the second time and I realized how hot he really was.
And then I watched a movie called concrete cowboy starring Caleb Mclaughlin, and I am sitting there like when did he get so fine and that's when the obsession began.
Then one of my friends told me to watch a show called hemlock grove, where I fell in love with Bill Skarsgard I didn't know what he looked like and sounded like in real life out of the clown pennywise so when I watched it I was like omg when did Pennywise get so fine like shit.
and now in 2022, I was obsessed with Fezco from Euphoria, I watched edits of him.
Timothee Chalamet seemed to walk back in my life, where I binged watch all his movies watched edits of him, talking about him 24/7.
Stranger things season 4, Peter Ballard/henry creel/001/ vecna aka Jamie Campbell Bower. I fell in love with him without knowing he was the bad guy, I kinda knew he was but I was ignoring it because I didn't wanna believe that he could be so evil.
Joesph Quinn as Eddie Munson I love him so much sad that he had to die I am still mad at the duffer brothers.
And what do you know Elvis came out, and my austin butler phrase was back in. I watched the movie at least a total of 10 times. I'm obsessed with the guy now like really obsessed with him. Austin Butler is the love of my life literally.
and I have more crushes like Johnny Depp, Drew Starkey, Tom Holland, and more.
I feel like these last few months have just been a rollercoaster with Henry Creel coming into stranger things his real name is Jamie Campbell Bower.
Harry Styles, of course, that never goes away. Timothee Chalamet, these are people I just probably never get over I think Austin Butler is one of them too and it is getting really overwhelming for me I had to write this down not for your sake I know in the beginning I said you guys are interested but I feel like I had to get this off my chest it's gotten out of hand I've seen the Elvis movie for the tenth time. I don't know when this comes out I have seen it. It's only been a few days since I have seen it you know.
Stranger things season four finished, Timothee Chalamet will always be Timothee chalamet, I want the old Rodrick back it's just getting really out of hand. I pledge allegiance to all the men that have taken over my life.
Now I know that there are people I missed so if you want to help me with my grand master list of every person that's taken over my life comment down below or I know sure as hell if you are reading this someone has taken over your life so comment down below who that person is and we can talk about it I can agree and I can disagree we can agree to disagree give this post a like and follow me and I think for all the men that have taken over my life just for their sake I think it's time to skedaddle. thanks for reading this long ass rant
#all of the men i've loved#these men have taken over my life#stranger things#elvis#timothee chalamet#harrystyles#austinbutler#eddie munson#finn wolfhard#bill skarsgard#campbell eliot
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I wish we could discuss the way a certain subset of predominantly white women who are attracted to men seem to think that it's just IMPOSSIBLE for them to be creepy and violate boundaries Because They're Women without the criticism inevitably falling back on "ewwww, women shouldn't have sexual desires, what's wrong with you freaks? You're just supposed to frolic in fields in airy white dresses until a man wants to fuck YOU and you just accept it passively! You're all just porn addicts, go read a book - a REAL book, not just TikTok smut, you brain-rotted bimbos!" - especially if the woman is over 30 and we start bringing the Leonardo Dicaprio standard for women's sexuality into things.
Like, the thing about the specific way that a subset - a SUBSET - of predominantly white women attracted to men ignore boundaries is that it operates on "men always Want It and women are too weak to do harm" logic. In other words, it is fueled by internalized misogyny. You can't fight that with even more fucking misogyny!
This goes double when the person they're acting out about is underage, because...again, there is no Pedophile Culture, and anyone who says there is probably has some REALLY dangerous ulterior motives; underage real people don't usually become targets of this unless the first impression of them screams "young ADULT" - but the problem is, if you're an adult trying not to be a creep, the answer to finding out that a celebrity, or microcelebrity, or Internet Main Character Of The Day who you thought was 21 is actually 16 is to drop it, not make a countdown to their 18th birthday! But there is a subset of women online who will often acknowledge it's creepy if men are talking about the "jailbait wait", but if THEY do, well, that's different, men ALWAYS want it, the target of their lust is probably doing the SAME countdown for the SAME reason, right?
In fact, this arguably even ties to why it's easier, in online queer spaces, to find bottoms than tops - because tops (or people who are looking to top) are hyperaware of the fact that their advances may be unwanted and may even choose to keep their flirting to physical spaces where body language can help because of that, whereas it seems eerily common that bottoms (or people looking to bottom) don't necessarily realize that, yes, it CAN be really fucking creepy and uncomfortable to be getting flirty uwu's about how helpless and vulnerable you are all the damned time, sometimes people aren't reciprocating not because you're not puppy-eyeing hard enough but because they're not fucking interested in reciprocating. Similarly, the solution to this is NOT to be homophobic, nor is it "no I'm not homophobic but anyway ancient Greece had everything right including the part where tops are Better than bottoms", nor is it aggressive sex-negativity. If anything, that just perpetuates the problem, just like how the specific feminine creepiness is fueled by internalized misogyny - "there's no way a pathetic, baby, limp-wristed fruit like me could ACTUALLY hurt anyone, so~ uwu~"
The solution to all of these problems is to realize that absolutely no one gets to play life on easy mode. Everyone has to consider other people's boundaries. Everyone has to respect "no", or "that's inappropriate".
From there, I feel everyone should interrogate any factor that comes up in their mind as a possible excuse for thinking they have an out, because...whatever it is usually isn't good for you, either!
And on the flip side - this is another harm done by general misogyny, homophobia, and sex-negativity. It's very, very easy for legitimate criticisms to get lost in the noise. From the standpoint of someone who's been told all their life that ALL their desires are Bad and Gross, how are they supposed to learn healthy boundaries? Do you not see how easy it is to lump in "underage people are off-limits, no matter how close they are to age of majority or how much they look like they're not underage" with "EVERYONE is off-limits, you just sit there and wait until you're acted upon"? To conflate "flirting with people who have asked you to stop is sexual harassment" with "having a sex drive at all is sexual harassment"? Make very very sure you're criticizing this shit with surgical precision.
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