#ur my holy grail

[frostbeees]

oh fuck OFF

#ur my holy grail #are you kidding me #thomas bordeleau #brendan brisson

[eclipsewxtch]

everyone here talking abt the Angels reaction to the identity reveal, while I'm excited for the other boys reaction to their jobs as FBI members trying to arrest them.......... like

😀😄😃 nooooo, don't do this you're so sexy hahaha

im still unsure at Vance not finding suspicious that the angels live together and none of them have a past, in the side stories he stalked Griff and he stalked Bruce

at least Robin is a little 🤨

Billy, I'm sure, just doesn't give two fucks

vance has a one-track mind n it is ‘Alex’/Bruce. he could give less of a fuck abt ‘Dylan’ n he doesn’t want to do a deep dive on ‘Nat’ (because he doesn’t care) he also isn’t cunning/smart psychopathic like say, Hannibal Lector or Patrick Bateman—because he isn’t methodical or anything. he does what he wants, when he wants, and if things HAPPEN to go awry, he simply deals w it. (not the smartest move on his part)

robin, at the very least, did the digging AND the thinking n said “okay ur probably under witness protection which explains A Lot about you, i’m just gonna roll w it until u wanna talk to me abt it.”

billy… billy doesn’t care. he truly doesn’t care. he could find out dylan is griffin and is an fbi agent n go “damn… so u could’ve arrested me the ENTIRE TIME that’s so crazy ur too cute for police work” and it’s funnier because he’s arguably the smartest of the three n he has thought abt the repercussions of even being around ‘dylan’ under the impression dylan ONLY worked for the police and he STILL didn’t care

#the black phone #i love them ur honor #the funniest thing is this is probably one of my least popular fics of all time no never shut up abt it #like i’ve deleted fics with triple the kudos n hits just because i was bored but this one?? this one stays #it is my holy grail actually

[junkie-virus]

OUGHHHHHH I LOVR PLANTS VS ZOMBIES I LOVE KINGDOM RUSH I LOVE BATTLEBLOCK THEATER I LOVE CASTLE CRASHERS !!!!!!!! I LOVE VIDEO GAMES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#ro rambles #I LOVD U ‘OLD’ ‘INDIE’ (?) GAMES I WAS INTRODUCED TO AND HAVE PLAYED SINCE I WAS A KID !!!!!!!!!!! #I LOVE U GAMES U PLAY WITH YOUR COUSINS OR THAT SOME COOL OKDER FIGURE INTRIDUCED U TO THAT WAS PROBABLY PLAYABLE ON OLD CONSOLES !!!!! #also also i love u overcooked i love u tinkerbell DS game i love u minecraft ...... #my holy grails my heart gems #other games i enjoy as well like perhaps slime rancher or the long dark or terraria n that one puzzle game trilogy i found with mel on cool #mathgsmes. COOLMATHGAMES !!!!!! love u papas pizzeria n the adjacent sequels n knockoffs. tgat one mining game i never remembered th namepf #project terrarium smash hit cooking games (generally).... old mariokart & new mariokart..... ILOMILO !!! the alice n wonderland game my ma #playd.... #raft among us stardee valley fallout shelter dailtonw pvzgw cod zombies tsp.... #I LOVE U DISEMBODIED NARRATORS !!!!!!! <- needs to be its own post. #and so so so so many more. #i need to make a list. #i love listing things i love #so i cannot forget #oh i love u complete games with unique styles that u can successfully play through entireky..... #or limitless games with no purpose or goal leaving u to ur own devices & game mechanics. #oh my lovely lovrlies..... #THE DIGIMON RUMBLE THIG !!!!! A FIGHTING GAME W DIGIMON I LOVED THAT GAME !!!!! that escape the prison game.... henry stickimin games (i #rewatched tge lets plays....) #KEFLINGS !!!!!!! #do u understand. i am holding ur hands looking into ur eyes. #do u understand #TINKERBELL BOUTIQUE GAME THATS GONE FROM THE WORLD ☹️☹️☹️ LOCKED IN TABLET W FORGOTTEN PASSWORD. #i loved tgat gane so mych i miss it..... it was so cool.... #cooking mama the little monster pet shop........ #oki i need to stop i think... #sunset overdrivez...... <- got stuck on the climbing building level #binding of issac. #TOWERFALL ASCENSION !!!!!

[dykeinthedark]

how it feels to be a butch lesbian meeting a trans guy for the first time

#went to a function. everyone was like. straight and cis girls. then i met this fella and we hit it off immediately #we took back stale leftover pizza to our dorms and then had a microwaved ramen night #(we are college best friends now) #the way i met my best friend for life was that we were sorta casual friends but then went library studying for the APUSH exam #and then i shit u not we went on an adventure immediately after. i didn't have water and we werent getting cell reception and we had to go #on a quest to find the nearest convenience store in the suburbs to get the holy grail (water bottle) #that was our fucking bonding experience istg everytime i meet a banger friend we always go on a quest immediately after #like u know when u meet someone and u hit it off INSTANTLY and u just Know this person was meant to be in ur life. yeah

[darabeatha]

IM!?!?

#;ooc #ooc #;o.dysseus #LETSGOOOOO WOOD HORSE MAN WOOOO #JUMPING AND BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS #FIRST TIME I CAN GET A S.ERVANT TO LVL 90 ASAP WHAT?!?!? #NO FARMING FOR MATERIALS; SMOOTH AS HECK- #NO GRAIL??? NOTHING?? S.IR?? GODSEND #and that damned proof of hero;; BUT HIM?? ZERO PROOF Z E R O #im so used to 3 and lower stars needing g.rails atlike lvl 70 #also mandatory second screenshot- #i got him before s.anta k.arna event and i was so happy bc i've been wanting o.dysseus;; just never could roll for him bc -saving- #im going insane this is wonderful like holy- #riders beloveds... #still gotta wait for c.onstantine in like 378463847 years #in this ted talk iwill say level up ur o.dysseus my guys #ALSO GUYS HAVE U SEEN THE REWARDS WE GET AND ARE GETTING?? BLESSED X2 #THE G.RAIL..... THE GRAIL!!!!

[butch-bakugo]

How many of you would believe me if i told you that technically speaking, as much as people shit on wattpad and praise ao3, wattpad has somewhere around 88 million more monthly registered users than ao3 and 659 million more stories than ao3.

Ao3 is trash lmao. You only like it cause you can post full out pedo porn and raceplay shit and not get taken down. Ive written descriptive gore scenes and still have my stuff up on wattpad.

#wattpad had 90 million registered user in comparison the ao3 pittily 2 million #while wattpad has 665 million works comparied to ao3s pittily 6 million #levi speaks #yall made ao3 sound like the holy grail of fanficiton and self publishing book sites but ur wrong asf #its only popular because its all fanfiction #while wattpad is about 60% fanficiton and 40% original stories #fuck ao3 #all my homies hate ao3 #the wild fuckn west of fanfiction #it speaks volumes when the most popular ship on the site is between irl minor and a irl adult #did you guess its dreamsmp? #cause its fucking dreamsmp

[hyunrun]

feeling hungry between 5pm and 5am feels so delicious but i feel like I'm dying if I'm hungry between 5am and 5pm T-T

#idk if this makes any sense #but i interned at a wellness center for a while and they were a bit kooky there #ayway they told me we must all intermittent fast at night times so no eating for like 12-13 hours and this is obvi easiest when ur asleep #so i got in a habit of eating dinner at 5pm and eating breakfast at 6am #so i still do that and im fine w it i fought the cravings n stuff (it was sososo hard the first few months i struggled but my internship la #y was so adamant) #but now in the day time i am constantly hungry its so annoying !!! i just wanna eat i love food #but it also depends bc sometiems i just wont eat breakfast till 10/11 am and I'm fine #but teh Moment food is in my mouth !!!! starving #SOSOS hungry #also generally tho food is my holy grail i love it sm #my lunch n dinner is always amazing food i refuse to eat like a peasant #breakfast is my silly billy food time ill have cereal and wtvr #but i think the internship lady was onto smth bc my body feels so yum in the mornings now #no bloating nothing ready to get at it #kal rambles

[flowerflowerflo]

౨ৎ ⋆｡• vogue beauty secrets 🐰 ๋࣭ ⭑

🎀𓂃 ࣪˖ hair

don't wash your hair every day! i think everybody knows this but i know a couple people who still dont wash their hair only 2-3 times a week. obviously it depends on ur hair type but only wash your hair when it needs it!

don't wash your hair with scalding hot water either. its not only bad for your body and face but its also bad for your hair as it ruins the natural oils and damages cells etc

if you have frizzy or easily knotted hair i recommend keeping a comb on hand in the shower and using it to detangle before putting in any products

i've been emulsifying my shampoo for only a couple of weeks but my hair is sooo much fluffier afterwards so i definitely recommend that!!

now i'm torn on this one but apparently shampooing twice is better for your hair than doing it once? i tried it one time and it did not end well for my hair type but i know it works for a lot of people so if you wanna give it a try then go for it ♡

i squeeze excess water out of my hair before i put in my conditioner so i can completely get it in there without

also change your pillow case often! this is for your face too, as the oils will build up and thats not good for ur hair or face. i change it once a week but 2x a week is good too if you're able 💓

don't go to bed with wet hair. stop doing that. its super bad for your hair and keeping it pretty & fluffy & cute

airdrying is my holy grail, been doing it since i was little and dont regret a thing. its a billion times better than blow drying & makes ur hair so fluffy too ♡

🎀𓂃 ࣪˖ body

DO NOT. HAVE. THE WATER. BOILING HOT. i am guilty of this and have been for years but it has such a bad impact and you shouldnt do it! cold showers are better but i prefer warm showers so theres a middle ground (& its always cold in england, so id freeze to death.)

using body lotion after the shower has been such a game changer for me its incredible. makes you smell nice, feel nice, look nice, and its so relaxing and i feel like a princess after i do it <3

exfoliating is really important if your aim is for soft skin 💓 i have been doing it for months and as somebody with super rough skin its SO soft now

partake in some form of exercise. i hated hated hated sports and exercise when i was younger but i did do dance up until i was eleven and have been doing pilates consistently for months now, and my mindset towards it has changed drastically over the years to finally a healthy one. it can be a difficult thing to get into but make it something you enjoy. it doesn't have to be sports. ill make a post on this soon but it can be pilates, kpop dances, running, hot girl walks, anything! and most importantly, do it for mental health and physical health, not losing weight.

make sure you're eating properly. remember that 2000 - 2500 calories a day is the MINIMUM. please do not stress over things like that. your body is so important & is there to be nourished and not neglected

change your bedsheets every week if you wanna smell good, this is so important bc sweat and odour will build up if u dont and thats icky and wont make u smell good & probably isnt the best for your skin either!

i also put two similar body washes on in the shower that i get SO many compliments on & its really helpful if one of your priorities is smelling good

dont just wash body wash straight off, let it sit for a few moments so the scent can actually sink into ur skin

🎀𓂃 ࣪˖ face

skincare every morning & every night. if ur tired or just not feeling it today then simplify it, just make sure you never leave it out because its super important! no. skipping. no work = no reward.

on this note, try not to have a too complicated skincare routine, as this can backfire and make ur skin worse than before. your skin isnt meant for 18 different products and 200 chemicals every morning!

never wash your face with hot water... this is also a given but just in case... it strips your skin of its natural oils and does more harm than good

stop touching ur face... just for those who need a little reminder

make sure ur sleeping enough. seriously disney princess movies meant it when they talked ab beauty sleep; it seriously makes a difference, so please try make this a priority, especially if you already have dark circles like myself! (like girl did you see aurora's face? my girl's skin was so clear i could see my reflection)

pay attention to what makes ur face puffy or irritated or makes you get break outs. i keep a little break out log in my skincare page in my journal (little teaser for an upcoming post 🤭) and this has helped me go over what helps or hurts my skin! i recommend this especially if ur prone to acne or breakouts 💖

cold spoons in the morning to depuff your eyes; ive only been doing this a handful of times but im making it a habit seeing as it really helps! (as someone who can get vv puffy eyes 😭)

hydration is so important, for everything in this list, but most of all (from my experience) your face! i drink A Lot of water every day. probably a bit too much. but its so worth it, my skin has been absolutely amazing ever since i started actually making hydration a priority. (and this is coming from a girl who didnt touch a drop of water when she was younger & had to go hospital for dehydration several times.)

i'd recommend scrubbing ur lips too in the morning when you brush your teeth, i saw this on pinterest aaages ago bc i had super dry lips and i do it every morning & every night RELIGIOUSLY. its so so good and i definitely recommend

i have super dry lips in the morning so lip balm in the mornings w my skincare is absolutely essential for me

i also put perfume behind my ears & on my neck so its the first thing people smell when they hug me! im a very touchy person and i love hugs and i love showing love to people so this is essential for me but its optional, just makes you smell good ♡

#girlblogging #had this in my drafts for a while and in honour of my beloved everything shower i decided to finish it #+ im obsessed with vogue beauty secrets atm so. um #it girlism ୨𖹭୧ #glow up #wonyoungism #it girl #pink pilates princess #self care #self growth #self concept #it girl energy #that girl #becoming that girl #becoming her #beauty #fashion #vogue #vogue beauty secrets #loa blog #loassumption #loa tumblr #law of assumption #self image #self improvement #self love

[honeytonedhottie]

starting and managing ur blog⋆.ೃ࿔*:･🍰

so you wanna start a blog? in this post i’ll break down effective ways to start, manage and maintain a blog (from my own experience of course) i hope u find this helpful ✨

TOPIC AND IDEA ; 

to have a blog you need an idea or concept about what your blog will be about. make your blog about either something that you know a lot about/are proficient in.

or blog about something that u are learning about as a way to track ur progress and learn new information. you could blog about something that you love a lot etc etc. 

AESTHETIC ; 

what is your aesthetic? for me it’s hyper feminine and pink and just DIVINE. when u choose and stick to an aesthetic it’ll give ur blog kind of a signature which is important for the rest of this post. 

when u have an aesthetic in mind for ur blog make sure that you have plenty of pins on pinterest that mesh nicely with ur aesthetic so u can find things like headers, dividers, photos and emojis that suit the aesthetic of ur blog. 

RESOURCES ; 

pinterest is my holy grail for resources. there u can find headers and photos to use in ur posts to give ur audience something visually pleasing to look at while they read ur post. 

what ur gonna want to start off ur blog aesthetic and theme is ; 

a header 

a color scheme (for coloring/bolding words. and the colors for ur blog page in general)

an informative bio 

a pfp 

dividers 

START OFF POST IDEAS ; 

if u want to run a well organized blog there are a couple posts that i think are beneficial for u to make. in fact the most important post that i think any blog should have is a MASTERLIST.

master lists are great for a multitude of things. they help ur audience to navigate ur blog easier and see all that you have to offer in one convenient tap of their finger. plus when u make navigating ur blog easy, more people will experience ur content which will mean more interactions with ur post.

not only does it help the audience but it also helps u to know what u did and didn’t post, so that u can plan effectively for the future. it’s also a fun way to see how much u posted. i recommend making a new masterlist every year or when you can’t put any more links onto it 💀. if u want a reference for a good masterlist you can check out mine right here.

CONSISTENCY ; 

consistency is key in anything and everything and blogging is no exception. i recommend not blogging in a competitive nature, rather i think in order to be consistent with something like a blog you should genuinely just do it for funsies/passion and as a way to have ur own authentic creative outlet.

i don’t have a set posting schedule bcuz i don’t want blogging to feel like a chore when in reality it’s just a hobby that happened to gain an audience because people enjoyed it. and because people enjoy what i write, it in return makes me happy and wanna write more.

SIGNATURE ; 

i cannot stress this enough but when u have a platform whether it’s small or big individuality sets you apart! have something that sets u apart like personalized hash-tags, a way that u talk, etc etc. 

personalize hash-tags with things like emojis. also, USE UR HASHTAGS because when someone looks up something like “self improvement” your post will be what they see if u add those hashtags.

furthermore if u personalize those hashtags it sets u apart and gives ur blog a kind of brand and individuality in a way. like a signature at the end of a post.

THINGS TO KEEP TRACK OF ;

what posts you’ve done/want to do

upcoming projects or ideas that u have

how your following/interactions are growing or shrinking

how much $ u get from tips

inbox questions or dms to answer

your plans and goals

your personalized hashtags

i hope this post was helpful to anyone who has been thinking about or wants to create their own blog, i encourage you to do so ✨

#honeytonedhottie⭐️ #advice #becoming that girl #it girl #self care #self love #that girl #it girl energy #dream girl tips #dream girl #dream life #running a blog #girl blogging #girl blog #girl blogger #hyper femininity #ideas🌸 #resources💬🎀 #blog tips #creativity #self improvement #efficiency #blog management

[mopopshop]

YOUR ACCOUNT JUST BECAME MY HOLY GRAIL YOUR WRITING IS SO FREAKING GOOD AND JUST WHAT I NEED AFTER I DISCOVERED EMS

so, if that's okay with you, i wanted to request emily dating a high maintenance gf like a little princess ass bitch (cause that's so me 😩) <33

this makes me so happy, i love that you love my writing bae🫶🏾☹️

Emily X High Maintenance!Reader

emily loves when you have your nails done so she’s constantly paying for them (w/o complaining 😍)

if she notices that you’re running low on money in ur account she’ll just send you like $50-$60 dollars 

she spoils you so bad like there’s not a single thing on this earth she wouldn’t do for you 

WILL argue if you try to pay for anything

she just wants you to be stress free which is why she does everything for you 

weekly sephora trips

there’s not a time where she doesn’t brag about the things she gets you 

her love language is acts of service which is why she spoils you so much 

you’re very grateful of course and never complain when she does these things for you 

the two of you like to plan dates at least twice a week but she’s constantly trying to show you up and make her date the better one 😭

super attentive so let’s say you mention 

just casually and off handedly that there’s a necklace you saw that you liked she’ll buy it literally the next day 

she’s such a romantic so a lot of her gifts have to do with something meaningful 

you obviously return the favor because of how much she spends on you and bcs you love her sm

you’ll text her like “omg so hungry rn” and she’ll just send $20 with no other texts to follow 

babies you sometimes but it’s so soft and sweet 

just picks you up and carries you around at random times 

You’re standing at the kitchen island just scrolling on your phone when you hear Emily walk in to the room.

You open your mouth to greet her but before you can you feel her arms wrap around your legs and throw you over her shoulder.

“Em- Emily! Dude what the fuck!” you yell hitting her shoulders and back, she says nothing and just smiles walks deeper into the apartment.

“Em!  Fuckin’ put me down! I was about to eat in there!” you continue to protest as she carries you to your shared bedroom. She flops you down on the bed, sitting on the edge of it and grabbing her xbox controller. 

You huff, resting on your knees and pouting “The fuck did you drag me here for? to watch you play stupid- whatever the hell that game is?”

Finally speaking, she turns around and pecks you on the cheek “Just wanted to touch you” and turns back to her game smiling.

Flustered but still annoyed you respond “So a hug wasn’t an option?!”

She smiled harder, smug “Nahh” 

loves to annoy you 

her teammates will joke about having emily as a gf because they want her to pay for stuff as well

will come with you to your nail appointments sometimes

loves to just sit and watch you do your makeup 

ooh no thoughts just you and emily as this tiktok (squeezing my legs omg😩😩)

#women’s basketball #ncaa women’s basketball #ncaa #wlw #wnba #emily engstler #emily engstler x reader #emily engstler headcannons

[astralnymphh]

so.. first threesome fic! (screenshot)

FIC PLOT RUNDOWN MDNI!!

basically reader is in a casual hookup type thing w dina which has ellie fucking BAWLING with want rather than jealousy which is so weird to her, like, yearning for the both of you? damn she must be starved of love. and then dina plans a whole sleepover at ellie's so it's like an actual hormonefest for her. very much loser!ellie except ofc she's still smug n knows how 2 talk to you without being a shy mess, besides, you'll have weed so it's kinda like high!ellie sex!! except add dina to the mix and she's controlling how ellie licks ur pussy, cooing things like "ohh, my– look how eager she fuckin' is.." as she stuffs ellie's face between your folds, toying with you just with a person added to the mix. oh, andddd you two get to absolutely toy with her– m talking gagged, tied up, miraculously obtained vibrator that still somehow works (miracles amiright) absolutely torturing ellie's poor clit and then you two take turns tribbing her?? oh and at one point ellie fingers you both simultaneously but I'll figure out when what happens ౨ৎ literally gonna go crazy this is my holy grail

title n fic aesthetics may change

#ellie williams #dina the last of us #⋆' upcoming #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams smut #ellie tlou #ellie x reader #lesbian #sapphic #ellie williams x fem!reader #ellie williams fic #dina woodward #dina nolastname #dina tlou #dina x reader

[tia-222]

Hey girl I love love love ur posts smmm like they helped me so so much. I’ve known about the void for around 4 months and I struggled at first because I realized I was so scared of the void and change and that resulted in me getting super lazy and attempting like one every 2 weeks but I got over that so anyways I’ve always wanted to wake up in the void so ur command ur subconscious post is my holy grail and I’ve been attempting it for a small amount of time but every time I do it I’m like “omg I’m 100% guaranteed no doubt abt it gonna enter tonight” (I use the konnies reality sub) anyways every time so far I end up waking up in the morning not really remembering falling asleep and it’s hard to put into words but I think I just fall asleep so fast that I don’t have time to do the command for ten minutes. Also I know this sucks and ur not supposed to like have a deadline but I have try outs for a sport next week and I’m super nervous and I have a breathing disorder so I can’t run at all well and that’s something I’m changing in the void so… Any tips?

tysmmmmm ily 💕

Heyy babe , omg tysm this means a lot to me<33. I love you way more ♡.

I know right, I love that post sm myself :^). Ok Hun, since you wanna wake up in the void state , I'll advise you towards that. I'll know you like the " commanding subconscious" post , I'll start with that one , first.

Commanding your subconscious to wake you up in the void state :

Firstly, the sub is awake when we are sleepy and relaxed, basically before bed. Because our conscious mind can't interfere with our Manifestations.

Before bed :

Pro tip : You can still wake up in the void Affirming even after falling asleep while Doing it. You can affirm for 3 minutes, remember our last thoughts of the day our sub starts to work on. Your last thoughts should be waking up in the void state.

1. Become relaxed and centred.

2. Take some deep Breaths

3. When you are totally relaxed, start commanding your subconscious

You could say ,

- Subconscious I will wake up in the void state tonight .

- Subconscious wake me up in the void at 1am( if you want a timeframe or choose a time when you want it to happen , anything is possible).

- Subconscious I will wake up in the void state tonight .

Self suggestions before bed :

Self hypnosis method 1.

But I'll share the methods to get in an hypnotic state of mind to plant suggestions .

- Roll your eyes upward

- Breath in and out 4 times

- Start to imagine Yourself , going down a stair case. And say to yourself with each step you going deeper. Once you in a trance state. Start giving yourself suggestions :

" Tonight I will wake up in the void state aware ", " I wake up in the void soon as I fall asleep aware " .

Self hypnosis method 2 :

Eye fixation -

"For example, you can simply tell yourself you are feeling more relaxed and that your eyelids are feeling heavier, using your internal dialogue. You could imagine them closing and getting heavier during the straining process. You can imagine them closing and imagine how much more relaxed they’ll be when closed. You might remember times when you have been drowsy or sleepy and your eyelids felt heavy and wanted to close". - The science of self hypnosis, Eason Adam.

#ask answered #void state #law of assumption #void state tips #anon ask #the void state #manifestion #void thoughts #neville goddard #self hypnosis #void state method

[444you]

ways i maintain a cozy life 🦋

i hope you guys can find something in this post that could be helpful(:

heating blankets

provides me so much comfort & warmth. i have it on the entire day 😭 either on low or high, no inbetween

music

i personalized made my own playlist, i put the most whimsical and feminine music i could find. i recommend to listening to comforting songs as well, but not the ones that make you feel a bit sad

baking

always at my happiest when i bake

comfort shows

the shows i tend to watch are pretty little liars, girlfriends, desperate housewives, gossip girl, the vampire diaries, bad girls club, sex and the city

however sometimes the drama can get to me, if it’s too much. i forget i’m not in the show sometimes. for those moments, i’ll put shows like h2o, the summer i turned pretty, barbie life in the dreamhouse, and new girl on.

showers before sleep

i feel so relaxed in water. this includes swimming, showers, beach, pools, and etc. it provides me a great amount of comfort and sleepiness. this helps me sleep better than usual

taco bell

isn’t always the healthiest but if i need some comfort or i’m just feel down, i’ll get a cravings box from taco bell

visuals

put things in ur room that make you feel at peace especially if you’re a homebody. this is important if you spend most of your time in your room. for me, i always loved baking as i previously mentioned. so i’d get a diffuser with gourmet scents. fairy lights as well. cheetah print blankets.

rain

whenever it rains i’ll sit on the patio, put my headphones on and listen to music to recharge.

nostalgia apps

i tend to lead to games or apps that give me nostalgia. this includes wattpad, tumblr, moviestarplanet, purple place (they got in the app store 🫶🏾) , roblox, or episode. 

public places

when it comes to going to the grocery store, mall, or coffee shop. i’ll go alone especially because i spend my time in my room. when the noise is too much, i’ll put my shows or music on. however, i try to go on a movie date with my friend atleast once or twice a month.

reminders

i’m a very optimistic person but i’m also very sensitive. when i encounter negative people or situations, i tend to get discouraged easily. i solve that by watching “hopecore” or “humans are cute” videos on tiktok. i always try not to feed into my sadness by looking at videos about being mistreated or an ex. i search for videos that talk about having a big heart is a gift. how the right one will come to me. honestly for any situation you’re in.

just dance

y’all don’t come for me. just dance is my holy grail. it’s fun and its my way of doing “cardio”

naps

i try to nap after work or classes before i tend to get low energy. i don’t nap more than 2 hours, that way i feel more refreshed instead of drained.

#pac #pick a card #pick a picture #pick a pile #tarot cards #tarot #pink pilates princess #it girl #self care #self love

[neotrances]

this girl is advertising her period cramp relief cream at like conventions and having random ppl try period simulation machines which is besides the point bc her marketing is predatory as hell, her actual product while effective only works bc it’s akin to a numbing cream, “period pain isn’t normal” it quite literally is, ur body is shedding uterine lining and spasming muscle along with changing ur hormones it’s going to cause ur body to react negatively that is completely natural, im so annoyed with this recent trend of period products that r just “bleeding too much isn’t normal take this pill” “feeling sick isn’t normal drink these supplants” “having any pain is unnatural you need a bottle of my cream” and then they dress language up just enough for it to all look scientific, and if u don’t look too deeply her product seems like a holy grail but you’d get the same effect from over the counter medicine and a heating pad than buying this gimnicky bullshit for over 100 dollars

[cupcakeinat0r]

A couple of yall asked for the booty routine so here u go, shawty <3

Ik this looks like a lot, but trust, bae, it’s important. I felt like if ima talk abt my routine, might as well talk a lil bit abt food too since both work as a team.

[First, let me say that I am by no means a professional. This is something I've learned and acquired through self-research, as well as having two siblings, one who is a bodybuilder and the other who is a personal trainer. Also, the gym is a safe n fun space for everyone:) Work out because you want to, not bc you think you need to look a certain way <3]

Here's my Split: I added my upper body days as well in case yall wanted to kno <3

Monday: Glutes + quads

Tuesday: Back + Biceps

Wednesday: Glutes + Hamstrings

Thursday: Chest + Tricep

Friday: Full Body

Saturday + Sunday: Active rest!!! (Could be running, walking, bicycling, etc., whatever is fun to do! My personal fav is the stair master for an hr or Running for 3 miles, but you do whatever you can. Listen to your body.)

In addition, I do cardio after each sesh on the weekdays. For me, that's running for like 2 miles or so, depends how I'm feeling, but you do whatever cardio you'd like! A good start could simply be inclined walking!

Also, pls pls pls remember rest days are VITALLL. If u want to grow that booty (which is something the couple of you specifically mentioned), those rest days are important bc this is the period when those muscles are actually repairing themselves from the workout, resulting in growth!!! A huge misconception is that “the muscles grow during the workout”… no. Ur actually tearin up those puppies, so that’s what rest days r for! Both rest + protein contribute to ur muscle repair + growth (I’ll talk abt protein intake later). Naturally, I like to rest Sat n Sun, but it could be any 2-3 days of the week. Sometimes, I be usin that Fri full-body sesh as a rest day too so liiiike... if u need to, please do (especially during periods uuuuugh).

As for specific Workouts, I'll list em here. These r for the booty ;)

Hip thrusts, booty + hamstrings

Romanian dead lift, booty + hammies

Goblet Squat, quad destroyer

Hip abductions, booty burner, omfg

Leg press, depends on footing. Higher on platform works hammies n booty, lower works quads.

Weighted Squats, the whole damn leg.

Body weight squats OR lunges (good for warm-ups)

Leg curl, hammies

Leg extension, quads

Bulgarian split squat, booty n whole leg

I do 4 sets of 12 <3

(ALMOST FORGOT, I TARGET FOR 5-6 DIFF EXERCISE FOR EACH WORKOUT)

Nutrition plays a huuuge part as well, but I'll only talk very lil abt it since ion know yall's specific needs<3

Generally, if u want growth, just take ur current weight and put that in grams, for example = 170 lbs. -> 170 g of protein each day. Now, taking in the amount of protein u need can be hard at first, so just for the beginning, just try to at least get close to it then work ur way up. Foods high in protein that I like are Greek Yogurt, Chicken, Lean Ground Beef, Salmon, and snackies such as protein bars (avocado is like the holy grail for a phat booty just sayin. It's not protein, but it's the healthiest source of fat there is!). As for other groups (fat n carbs) don’t be so strict, bae… just use your portions. No need to restrict urself from ANY food bc no food is “bad”. I can talk allllll day abt this one but ima just shut up for now lmao.

PHEW, honestly, don't mention the gym around me cuz I will not shut up. Ima gym rat at heart so like I could literally keep writing abt this but bc literally, like, 3 ppl asked for this, Ima just wrap up here <3

Hope this was a lil bit of help @gltzpzy @mybvalentine @icenbroo <33333333

P.s. would it be cringe if I said I sometimes use Miguel as motivation??? Like he’s watchin me or som??? Bye, I hate that I do that, I’m like actually mentally unwell bc of that stupid mass of pixels Sony created ☠️

[stuckinapril]

Not sure if you feel like talking about such things right now, but do you have lip gloss (and general makeup/skincare) recommendations?

anon u came to the right place. I’m literally a skincare/lip balm whore. I got u.

if you don’t care about aesthetics: the jack black lip balm is amazing. it literally lasts you through the night and you wake up w the softest lips. I also adore the laneige lip sleeping mask.

if you do like aesthetics: the summer fridays lip balms are my holy grail. smell good, long lasting shine, super hydrating. basically everything the rhode lip balms try to be (I used to be a big rhode fan, and I think I’ll always have some in my rotation, but the summer fridays lip balms are elite im sorry. would recommend them any day).

I used the too faced lip injection lip plumper before, but since finding out it’s on the boycott list I’ve been on the hunt for a new one.

for skincare: I don’t love recommending specific products bc I went to a dermatologist & my skincare routine is very much tailored to me, but I’d say follow obvious tips like cleansing for at least a minute, not rubbing ur face w a towel (I usually just flick the water away w clean hands & wait for it to dry), applying ur moisturizer while ur skin is still damp, and keeping ur diet relatively clean.

I dont rly wear that much makeup, but I recommend r/olivemua if ur an olive girl like me.

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