#tw lactose intolerant

[sunnibits]

you know what I really do understand now why people would always project their stomach issues and eating disorders into izzy hands. the moment I got diagnosed with celiac I was like “yeah izzy has celiac disease now :)”. and guess what he has arfid too. because I said so.

#no particular reason why I’m adding that last one on there. no reason whatsoever. #anyways I totally get it now. I get it. #you’re so right besties he DOES have ibs and lactose intolerance and one million allergies. #because we said so!!!! #he is the ultimate guy to project ur issues into #izzy hands #ofmd #tw ed mention #gem don’t look

[honeylemony]

#polls #poll #tumblr polls #dairy #lactose intolerance #dairy allergies #dairy allergy #tw food #food #cw food

[uncanny-tranny]

A little nugget of advice I think is crucial to being trans and online is to learn to block and block without making it this moral maze.

There's this entitlement people have about "give me a platform to discuss your life!" and being trans is often seen as you giving consent to hearing about every little opinion somebody else has of you. It can be productive to debate, to discuss, but you are not the Debate Club where you're obligated to have multiple perspectives open up about what they think of you. You're a whole-ass human person, and it's okay to have the boundary of "I will not discuss my existence with you."

This goes for real life, too. The people in your real life are also not entitled to you knowing if they "agree" that you're trans. That isn't their lane, more often than not. And it's okay to recognize thatm

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #'but-but the free marketplace of ideas!' and i am a human being not a marketplace for you to dump an opinion on 👍 #i go on the internet to tell my lactose intolerant friends to eat more milk because we're Like That #and i go on the internet to watch cat videos. my feed is 99% cats and 1% people doing weird shit to their hair #and i intend on keeping my online spaces and real-life ones like that #transphobia #transphobia tw

[shanediomorrissey]

Cowboy din for a dear friend. Pretty sure I’ve posted weirder things to this account so.

#the mandalorian #din djarin #my art #dio draws #pedro pascal #mandalorian fanart #pedro pascal fanart #din djarin fanart #cow din #tw: dairy #for all u lactose intolerant folk out there :)

[radioactive-earthshine]

Legion of Super-Heroes #93

More panels that make me laugh and highlight why PZH LOSH is one of the best comic runs in DC.

All of these losers are stranded in 1996 from the 30th century. Sadly pizza did not survive into their time. With exception to Gates (he eats slugs... and dung) they are all almost exclusively vegan. None of these idiots know how to eat pizza except for the damn monkey Koko. Andrew, who is from this time period, is just watching them commit pizza crimes as they try to figure out how to eat this food without correcting them. Though to be fair his mind is elsewhere atm.

Ayla looks like she's holding the pizza correctly, but when she bites she deliberately pulls it and stretches it out.

Querl has to case study his slice first while holding it like a maniac.

Luornu is my favorite, holding it like an excited squirrel with the intentions of possibly ripping it in half or into smaller pieces to then devour.

Jo looks like he's attacking it from the crust corner in, which next to Koko is the best take.

Gates has an excuse to hold his pizza like this taking into consideration his hand and digit shape, he simply does not have the dexterity and advantage of multiple fingers to support a pizza slice.

#losh #legion of super heroes #legionnaires #earth 247 #brainiac 5 #querl dox #ayla ranzz #luornu durgo #jo nah #tinya wazzo #gates of vyrga #ti'julk mr'asz #koko #ferro #andrew nolan #tw food #food #pizza #side note they are all likely lactose intolerant and i feel so bad for them for what this pizza is going to do to them #and their bathroom later #it's likely this is full dairy cheese #as dairy alternative for cheese were NOT A THING in the 90s #they were all gross and did not even behave like cheese

[queerpossums]

of all the substances i’ve consumed in the past 72 hours, chocolate milk has probably been the most dangerous. wish me luck

#lactose intolerance #tummy hurty #substance abuse disorder #tw substance abuse #cw substance use #bpd meme #actually bpd

[vldsideblog]

Some Keith sketches since I haven’t posted in a little while (I was working on an animatic for a different fandom)

#tw blood #vld #keith kogane #voltron #voltron legendary defender #keith voltron #keith headcanon #lactose intolerant Keith #that headcannon will forever be funny to me #fanart #my art #digital sketch #rough sketch

[pinkeoni]

INSTAGRAM CHEFS STOP ADDING BURRATA TO EVERY RECIPE

#me and my lactose intolerance looks at one of those and my stomach does a flip #a literal giant ball of dairy are you kidding me #and yes i do hate what i cant have #but also… i look at the thing they’re making and ask myself is the burrata really necessary here #sometimes they add it to a dish that is already cheesy like why are adding more cheese #personal #tmi #delete later #tw food #robin rants

[cats-and-confusion]

#tw food #food tw #food mention #food #cw food #food cw #allergies #lactose intolerance

[xxx-ang3l-w1th-a-sh0tgun-xxx]

tw food vent

ugh i hate being lactose intolerant, possibly gluten intolerant, having sensory issues around food and also having an ed. when will food be nice to me 😭😭

I also don't eat red meat so idek what i actually can eat anymore. so many of my previous safe foods contain gluten so i can't eat them now so instead I've just been living on really random unhealthy food. idk what to do or what i can eat and I'm running out of safe foods that are lactose/gluten/meat free, low in calories (so i don't feel guilty eating them) and not an absolute sensory nightmare :/

I've only just figured out that gluten may be the reason why my bowels hate me so this is why I've had to rethink my whole diet. never realised that gluten is in almost everything i normally eat. ugh this sucks so much 🫤

#vent post #tw vent #vent #ed vent #possibly autistic #sensory issues #gluten free #gluten intolerance #lactose intolerance #lactose free

[moss-and-marimos]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but mint helps with nausea, go forth and be free from it

#mint has saved my life so many times #(is extremely lactose intolerant so I get really sick and nauseous a lot) #(also has emetephobia) #i also just get stress nauseous so #tw emeto ment

[magg0t-king]

Kloktober Day 6: Kreate-a-Klokateer

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Uhh this is Flak, a.k.a #852. I don't really know what to say about him, but his faced is goofed up because of dethklok. He still loves his job tho.

𖤐Quick info spoof of him:

-His 'Outfit #2' is actually his main one, but I drew him in the main klokateer one cause it's cool.

-Flak isn't his real name, it's Bert.

-He loves his job.

-Ranking all of the members from his most to least favorite(not as in hate, but as in meh): Skwisgaar, Nathan, Pickles, Toki, Murderface

-His favorite board game is Sorry.

-He probably eats flies idk.

#also flak is lactose intolerant #just wanted to add that #:0 #klokateer oc #kloktober2022 #kloktober 2022 #kloktober #metalocalypse #metalocalypse oc #mtl #mtl oc #'Flak' Bert #maggot art #maggot draws #tw blood #cw blood #?

[mymultiplehyperfixations]

North America and Europe are so weird about Lactose intolerance

the way some people insist that not drinking milk will make you nutrient deficient, the amount of people who think that not drinking milk is a ED thing, the amount of people who say milk alternatives are gross even though they taste the exact same

Oh and don’t get me started on the “PaStUrIzAtIoN gEtS rId Of ThE LaCtAsE In MiLk” people

Like how do people not understand that lactose intolerance is the default in most countries and it’s not unhealthy 😭

And yes this is the dairy industry’s fault

#this isn’t a diss against western countries (I’m Canadian) I just think it’s strange #like obviously I understand the historical reasons why dairy is so ingrained in European and North American culture #but how are people so closed minded they don’t understand that not drinking milk is perfectly fine and actually the norm in a lot of places #lactose intolerance #tw ed mention

[velouriazine]

me and my chocolate milk

do not hook up with your chocolate milk......

#lactose intolerance tw

[sickbonezg]

Halloween

First fic. and since it's close to Halloween I thought I'd give Gee a stomach ache.

SUMMARY: Gerard eats too much Halloween candy and Frank gives them tummy rubs. WARNING: Gee pukes a lot in this fic - if that's not your gig the back button is in the corner!

PAIRING: None. Gee and Frank are just friends at this point in this fic, bc current and married.

Also, nonbinary Gerard (They/them) is in this so I guess, set in 2022-23.

RATING: **PG-13 for swearing and tummy issues. **

Gerard groaned in pain. Their belly was in agony. Frank had his birthday party and Gerard may have eaten too much candy.

"Gee?" Frank asked worriedly.

"I- my belly feels sick, Frank."

"Aw, sugar. Want me to rub it?"

Gerard nodded forlornly.

"Okay, my lord." He laughed, trying to make Gerard smile.

Gerard just whined in obvious pain.

Frank removed Gerard's Dracula costume and gasped at their round belly.

"Oh...sweetheart...no wonder you have a sick tummy! It's filled with candy and just feeling extra icky."

Gerard whined as they looked at their tummy.

"I- I...I feel so gross."

Frank cooed in sadness and started rubbing circles in their icky tummy.

"Ow...Frankie...the candy is making my belly feel so sick."

"How much did you eat?"

"Fuck if I know...my belly is all sick.."

"Gerard Arthur Way!" Frank shrieked as he looked at the *8 huge empty bags *of fun size candy bars in the trash.

Gerard moaned.

"No wonder your belly is so icky!!"

"It feels like there's a chocolate brick in my tummy!"

Gerard's stomach rumbled.

"Oh, Frank....I- I think I'm gon' - fuck, my tummy!"

"Do you feel like you need to throw up?" Frank asked gently.

Gerard nodded forlornly.

Gerard's stomach made a sound that worried Frank.

"Gee? Was that your tummy?"

"I feel sick, Frankie...."

"Do you want to go to the bathroom to puke?'

Gerard nodded, "My tummy fuckin' feels like it's gonna burst Frankie.....I don't think I will ever/ eat chocolate again."

Gerard felt their tummy rumble in pain.

"Ow, fuck!" They moaned as they pressed a hand on their queasy gut.

"C'mon. Let's go, Gee. Your face is turning green sweetheart."

Gerard stifled a belch and whined as their stomach flipped inside them.

Gerard stumbled to the toilet and Frank sat down beside them.

"Go.." They whimpered.

"Nuh-uh, Gee. Being sick is no fun - but being sick and alone is worse!!"

Gerard groaned and Frank watched as Gerard's body arched over the toilet and brown sludge spilled down the formerly pristine white Dracula shirt.

"Frank....I- I frew uhp!!" They sobbed.

"Aw baby, want tummy rubs?"

They shook their head.

"No?"

"Tummy hurts, feel queasy, Frankie."

"Gonna be sick, hon?"

They nodded.

"Ugh, my tummy's all full 'nd flipping 'side me..."

"Gerard? Do- Do you need help puking?"

They nodded tearfully.

"Okay... I- I've never made someone puke before intentionally but you're so miserable I can."

"Please.... My tummy feels so horrible, Frankie!!"

"Okay, I know this is really triggering for you Gee, but it's the only way to get that nauseous brick of chocolate out of your tummy....."

Frank pushed a hand on Gerard's stomach and put two fingers down Gerard's throat.

The singer whimpered and tears sprang from their eyes. Their stomach turned as Frank pressed on it.

A chunky belch came from Gerard as they vomited in the toilet and continued puking up brownish sludge.

Frank continued rubbing circles in their distended, aching tummy.

After thirty minutes Gerard coughed up the last dregs of vomit.

"Better?" Frank asked, smiling sadly.

Gerard shook their head, "Tummy's empty, but still hurts horribly."

"Yeah, eating 8 bags of candy and then vomiting it up is never not painful. Get some rest. I'll text Lyn-Z to bring you back home."

"Thank you..." Gerard whispered.

"You're welcome, buddy." Frank smiled as he led Gerard to the couch to lie down.

Hey, Lyn-Z. Can you come pick Gee up? They got sick from eating some candy that didn't agree with their stomach. Thanks. xofrnk

Frank put away his iPhone as Gerard whined in pain.

"Aw, is your tummy still upset?"

Gerard nodded.

"I got something for your icky tum. Just rest." Frank reassured them.

He came back two minutes later with tea.

"It's chamomile...It'll help your belly." Frank explained as Gerard whined.

"I'm... my stomach can't handle milk...makes me throw up..." Gerard said sounding absolutely miserable as they pressed a hand into their distended, sick stomach.

Frank shook his head.

"No milk?" Gerard said weakly.

Frank smiled and handed him the mug of the stomach-soothing tea.

Gerard drank a few sips as their tummy turned like a perpetual record player.

Frank's iPhone alerted him to a text.

"Lyn-Z is headed over, she's got a bin and a nice bed for you to sleep in, Gee."

Gerard didn't react as the chamomile turned their stomach inside them.

Gerard whined as they sat up.

"Gee? Oh, baby!" Lyn-Z gasped.

Gerard blinked and looked at Lyn-Z.

"Lyn-Z? My stomach doesn't feel well..."

"Too much Halloween candy in your tummy to handle?" She asked.

The nauseous groan that came from Gerard confirmed her suspicions.

"Oh, babe. Let's go home and get some medication in that sick tummy of yours!"

She led them to the awaiting car and sat down.

They drove home. Once they stopped moving, Gerard took off running to go vomit in the flowerbeds and in Bandit's Jack-O-Lantern.

Gerard gagged and vomited all of the chocolate into their daughter's jack-o-lantern.

The copious amount of brown sludge coming out of Gerard's mouth was astounding!

Lyn-Z led them inside and helped them lie down on the couch as Dawn of the Dead was on TV.

Gerard fell asleep as their stomach rumbled and tumbled inside them.

They knew they had no way to undo eating all that chocolate making them sick, but if Lyn-Z, Frank, and Bandit were around, they'd manage.

#sick Gerard Way #gerard way's tummy #tw: vomit #emeto tw #tummy kink #tummy aches #Tw: stuffing #burping #stomach #stomach noises #sick stomach #frank iero #gerard way #mcr Gerard #current gerard way #current lyn-z way #tw: food #lactose intolerance #halloween fanfic #Happy Halloween #trick or treat #my chemical romance

[bathildaburp]

when you work for the devil

#youtube #funny #lactose intolerance #dark humor #dark humour tw