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i have two phobias and idk i dont see many people talking about phobias despite them being fairly common in my experience.
i have pyrophobia (fire) and turophobia (cheese)
also please dont be rude in the notes of this post ok?
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I'm... I'm going to give someone turophobia.
Do you know what that is? It's the fear of cheese. I want to see a grown man weep from gouda
Is that so much to ask???
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You know any weird fears??
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, Turophobia, Arachibutyrophobia, Pentheraphobia, Lachanophobia… und more!
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he has turophobia confirmed /j
IMAGINE HAVING TUROPHOBIA IMAGINE BEING THAT LAME
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I’m at my Grandpa’s house for New Years
And every part of the meal is cheese.
Like, I’m not even joking, there’s about 6 different dishes full of cheese.
…My family is so white.
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And this is what I have for you...
You're a living walking grumpy pumpkin that listens too much to Pitbull. You have euphobia and francophobia because you have turophobia. You actually have 69 children, you once defecated through a sun roof. You got a tatoo on your arm that says "you butternut squash my heart". And you have 1 dog, a chihuahua, called A.S in hommage to your obviously favorite Tumblr colleage. ;)
I, um, no? I don't even have a dog, sadly.
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145.
This is a very long list of phobias - from very common to very rare. Bold everything you have.
(I know phobias are very intense, but for the sake of the survey, I will be bolding fears rather than full blown phobias <3)
Ablutophobia - Fear of washing, bathing or cleaning.
Acarophobia - Fear of itching.
Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
Acousticophobia - Fear of sound.
Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
Aerophobia - Fear of air.
Agliophobia - Fear of pain.
Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds.
Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Alektorophobia - Fear of chickens.
Alliumphobia - Fear of garlic.
Allodoxaphobia - Fear of opinions.
Amathophobia - Fear of dust.
Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
Americophobia - Fear of American people and things.
Anatidaephobia - Fear of ducks (fear that the duck is watching you).
Androphobia - Fear of men.
Anemophobia - Fear of wind.
Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking.
Anglophobia - Fear of English people and things.
Anthophobia - Fear of flowers.
Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society.
Antlophobia - Fear of floods.
Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched.
Apiphobia - Fear of bees.
Aquaphobia - Fear of water.
Arachibutyrophobia - Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders.
Arithmophobia - Fear of math.
Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightning.
Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness.
Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection.
Athazagoraphobia - Fear of forgetting or being forgotten.
Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.
Aulophobia - Fear of flutes.
Autophobia - Fear of being alone.
Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria.
Ballistophobia - Fear of bullets.
Barophobia - Fear of gravity.
Bathophobia - Fear of stairs or steep.
Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians.
Belonephobia - Fear of needles.
Bibliophobia - Fear of books.
Bogyphobia - Fear of the Bogeyman.
Botanophobia - Fear of plants.
Bromidrosiphobia - Fear of body odour.
Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors.
Cibophobia - Fear of food.
Chaetophobia - Fear of hair.
Chionophobia - Fear of snow.
Chirophobia - Fear of hands.
Chloephobia - Fear of newspapers.
Chorophobia - Fear of dancing.
Chromophobia - Fear of colors.
Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks.
Chronophobia - Fear of time.
Chrysophobia - Fear of gold.
Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces.
Clinophobia - Fear of bed.
Coitophobia - Fear of sex.
(ooh yuh can I get a hell yeah for being molested as a child/s)
Coprophobia - Fear of poop.
Coprostasophobia - Fear of constipation.
Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns.
Cryophobia - Fear of ice or cold.
Cyberphobia - Fear of computers.
Cynophobia - Fear of dogs.
Decidophobia - Fear of making decisions.
Deipnophobia - Fear of dining.
Dendrophobia - Fear of trees.
Dentophobia - Fear of dentists.
Dextrophobia - Fear of having objects to your right.
Didaskaleinophobia - Fear of school.
Dikephobia - Fear of justice.
Domatophobia - Fear of houses.
Doraphobia - Fear of fur.
Dystychiphobia - Fear of accidents.
Ecclesiophobia - Fear of church.
Ecophobia - Fear of the home.
Electrophobia - Fear of electricity.
Elurophobia - Fear of cats.
Emetophobia - Fear of vomit.
Eosophobia - Fear of dawn.
Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers.
Ergophobia - Fear of work.
Erythrophobia - Fear of blushing.
Equinophobia - Fear of horses.
Eleutherophobia - Fear of freedom.
Febriphobia - Fear of fever.
Francophobia - Fear of French people and things.
Frigophobia - Fear of being cold.
Geliophobia - Fear of laughter.
Geniophobia - Fear of chins.
Genuphobia - Fear of knees.
Gephyrophobia - Fear of bridges.
Gerascophobia – Fear of getting old.
Germanophobia - Fear of German people and things.
Globophobia - Fear of balloons.
Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public.
Gophobia - Fear of marriage.
Graphophobia - Fear of writing.
Gymnophobia - Fear of nudity.
Gynophobia - Fear of women.
Hedonophobia - Fear of pleasure.
Heliophobia - Fear of the sun.
Hemophobia - Fear of blood.
Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles.
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia - Fear of number 666.
Hierophobia - Fear of priests.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words.
Hodophobia - Fear of travelling.
Homichlophobia - Fear of fog.
Hydrophobia - Fear of water.
Iatrophobia - Fear of doctors.
Insectophobia - Fear of insects.
Ichthyophobia - Fear of fish.
Iridophobia - Fear of rainbows.
Italophobia - Fear of Italian people and things.
Kathisophobia - Fear of sitting down.
Kenophobia - Fear of void.
Kinetophobia - Fear of motion.
Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.
Koumpounophobia - Fear of buttons.
Lachanophobia - Fear of vegetables.
Laliophobia - Fear of stuttering.
Leukophobia - Fear of the color white.
Ligyrophobia – Fear of loud noises.
Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
Linonophobia - Fear of string.
Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.
Logophobia - Fear of reading.
Lutraphobia - Fear of otters.
Lyssophobia - Fear of insanity.
Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking.
Mastigophobia - Fear of beating.
Melanophobia - Fear of the color black.
Metathesiophobia – Fear of change.
Microphobia - Fear of small things.
Musicophobia - Fear of music.
Musophobia - Fear of mice.
Myrmecophobia - Fear of ants.
Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs.
Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things.
Neophobia - Fear of new things.
Nelophobia - Fear of glass.
Nephophobia - Fear of clouds.
Noctiphobia - Fear of the night.
Nomophobia - Fear of being without a phone.
Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.
Nostophobia - Fear of returning home.
Numerophobia - Fear of numbers, math or calculating.
Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight.
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Odontophobia - Fear of teeth.
Olfactophobia - Fear of smell.
Ombrophobia - Fear of rain.
Omphalophobia - Fear of belly buttons.
Oneirophobia - Fear of dreams.
Onomatophobia - Fear of names.
Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes.
Optophobia - Fear of opening one’s eyes.
Ornithophobia - Fear of birds.
Ostraconophobia - Fear of shellfish.
Panophobia - Fear of everything.
Papyrophobia - Fear of paper.
Paraskevidekatriaphobia – Fear of Friday the 13th.
Pathophobia - Fear of disease.
Pedophobia - Fear of children.
Pediophobia - Fear of dolls.
Peniaphobia - Fear of poverty.
Pentheraphobia - Fear of mothers-in-law.
Pharmacophobia - Fear of drugs.
Phasmophobia - Fear of ghosts.
Philematophobia - Fear of kissing.
Philophobia - Fear of love.
Phobophobia - Fear of being afraid.
Phonophobia - Fear of sound.
Plutophobia - Fear of money.
Podophobia - Fear of feet.
Pogonophobia - Fear of beards.
Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple.
Potophobia - Fear of drink.
Pteronophobia - Fear of feathers.
Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns.
Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying.
Pupaphobia - Fear of puppets.
Pyrophobia - Fear of fire.
Ranidaphobia - Fear of frogs.
Rhabdophobia - Fear of magic.
Russophobia - Fear of Russian people and things.
Samhainophobia - Fear of Halloween.
Scolionophobia - Fear of school.
Scoptophobia - Fear of being stared at.
Selenophobia - Fear of the moon.
Siderophobia - Fear of stars.
Sinophobia - Fear of Chinese people and things.
Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation.
Somniphobia - Fear of sleep.
Symmetrophobia - Fear of symmetry.
Syngenesophobia - Fear of relatives.
Tachophobia - Fear of speed.
Taphophobia - Fear of being buried alive.
Technophobia - Fear of technology.
Thalassophobia - Fear of ocean or other deep open waters.
Theophobia - Fear of God.
Thermophobia - Fear of heat.
Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder.
Toxiphobia - Fear of poisons.
Triskaidekaphobia - Fear of the number 13.
Trypanophobia - Fear of injections.
Trypophobia - Fear of small compact holes.
Turophobia - Fear of cheese.
Urophobia - Fear of urinating.
Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women.
Verminophobia - Fear of germs.
Vestiphobia - Fear of clothes.
Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft.
Xanthophobia - Fear of the color yellow.
Xenophobia - Fear of strangers or foreigners.
Zelotypophobia - Fear of jealousy.
Zoophobia - Fear of animals.
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shout out to people with a phobia for common and mundane objects or situations, since we’re constantly made fun of. We’re cool.
#i have turophobia#i can't touch it even when it's sealed#it's all bad and touching it will make me bad#i don't ever want to look at it again#phobia#paranoia#actuallyautistic
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i also have turophobia genuinely thought i was like the only one .
OMG WHAT!! ME TOO 🤝🤝
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Kraken! Mines Turophobia...
“kraken: what’s your biggest silly fear? not something serious or existential, just something that scares you”
“Ah... vell, mine is an interesting vone, especially a doctah such as myself..”
He pauses for a moment, looking around his office as if checking to make sure no one was there, looking over his shoulder to see what he was typing.
“Mine is ze Ephebiphobia ... Ze fear of those pesky teens. Zey cause nothing but ze sass and attitude during ze appointments!!”
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An AU where
Adrien has turophobia
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Dictionary.com’s word of the day is turophobia.
The fear of cheese.
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Most obscure phobias you’ve run across?
Xanthophobia - Fear of the color ‘yellow’
Turophobia- fear of cheese
Somniphobia- fear of falling asleep
Ombrophobia- fear of rain
Mind, I don’t consider Xanthophobia odd for anyone who’s met a yellow lantern, but otherwise...?
Dr. J. C.
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you shall wait, child, and you shall see the requirements in due time. you shall reap the benefits if you can comply. shall you not have the ability to comply with the under being's wishes, you shall be struck with turophobia. daddy sneldorf, unfortunately, does not speak directly with me, his putrid, vile, creature of a mortal messenger, so i, lamentably, cannot relay the benefits or requirements.
Jesus fucking christ I'm really getting into this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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APRIL 17, 2019
IT'S FUCKING WEDNESDAY. DID YOU KNOW TUROPHOBIA IS THE FEAR OF CHEESE?
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
HAVING TALENT IS FANTASTIC. HAVING CONFIDENCE IS EVEN MORE IMPORTANT.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
PUKED THE PRIMARY COLORS. more>>
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
MEDITATION FOR BEGINNER BITCHES. more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
SIMPLE-ASS TRUTHS FOR A BETTER LIFE. more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
WRITE A LIST A FUCKING DAY. more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
SPLIT YOUR DAY INTO GODDAMN BLOCKS. more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
COULD YOU SURVIVE IN ANCIENT EGYPT? more>>
SWEET-ASS PICTURE OF THE DAY:
FUCKING CHICAGO. more>>
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