#screams at neighbors

[jichan05]

Eka's Portal the special interest website that literally nobody uses.

#ekas portal #unreasonable #conspiracy theorist #egotistical #aggressive behavior #delusion of grandeur #actually paranoid #hate crimes #living in denial #derogatory #inciting violence #attention seeking #opinionated #npc irl #self isolating #turophobia #no offline friends #lives alone #condescending #screams at neighbors #prank calls 911 for companionship #lives off their parents money #lives in their parents house #suspicious of nature #midlife virgin #hates everything but dogs #sometimes also hates dogs #even their own parrot hates them #lives in filth #neglectful pet owner

[starsbits]

they need to make a place where you can scream and scream and scream and scream until you get all your screams out

#i can feel it in my chest waiting to get out 24/7 but if i did that my neighbors would think i'm getting murdered or something #not to scream AT someone btw. just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #starspeaks

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

and then everyone had nightmares for a month. the end

#caterpillar-butterfly metamorphosis is. Um. inch resting #fascinating! also horrifying! id like to Experience it! #oh to dissolve into soup and be radically transformed into something new. preferably with wings #also realistically. there would be a shed skin left behind #like watch a time lapse of a caterpillar forming the chrysalis #the chrysalis forms Inside the bug and then like... splits it open and the caterpillar's now empty skin just shrivels like a rolled sock #so like... whoever discovers howdy's chrysalis would have to deal with seeing his scooped-out body #UNLESS IM THINKING ABOUT IT TOO LITERALLY BECAUSE HES A MF PUPPET #still. something to think about #scribble salad #yassified howdy <3 #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #frank: never fear neighbors - ill ease your worries with detailed information! that way theres no room left for anxiety-inducing mysteries! #frank: why are you screaming

[slidingtroughf1]

I was watching some videos from the past year and found this once again, and I'm crying, screaming, throwing up.

#AAAAaaa #THE GLOVE OVER THE TATTOOO #CRAZYYY #THE 18 RIGHT THERE #crying screaming throwing up #im deadddddd #deaddddd #fernandoooooo #fernando alonso #lance stroll #strollonso #formula 1 #sorry to my neighbors who had to hear my screams

[pdwoozi]

2.10 Red Museum

#the x files #fox mulder #dana scully #mulder #scully #mine #tv: the x files #when i tell u i screamed @ my tv i truly mean it #my neighbors think i'm a crazy person i'm sure but LOOK AT HER FACE IN THE LAST GIF BYE

[crowrelli]

izzy is 100000% thinking FUCK i see it. i see it god fucking dammit FUCK hes hot in the STUPID way FUCK!!!!!!!!

#our flag means death spoilers #ofmd #ofmd season 2 #hes har- gets sniped #i screamed so loud im sure neighbors called the cops #izzy hands #stede bonnet

[gawki]

Mushroom Trove: Enamel Pin Collection

The official countdown for the launch starts now!

Here’s a link to the prelaunch page! Starts May 15th at 10 AM CST and ends June 15th at 11:59PM CST!

Would absolutely love it if y’all could share with anyone who loves mushrooms! It’s been a whole half a year so far dedicating all my time to this project! <3

I'll be revealing 6 pairs of mushrooms every day!

The first 6 revealed are: Fly Agaric, Destroying Angel, Death Cap (Amanitas! Do not eat!) + Porcini, Chicken of the Woods, Enoki! (Yummy! Do eat!)

#artists on tumblr #mushrooms #project #enamel pin #toad #collection #also the toad name is Bosworth. He is helping. #more of him coming too! #keep your peepers open #early bird deals for y'all who want 'em #mark your calendars #tell ur neighbors #scream down the alleys for the trash babies to hear #maybe scream quietly #lol

[stillgotme]

kiss me all the way down starting from my lips

(ft. @salemsimss 💖)

#the sims 4 #ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 edit #ts4 render #simblr #aliya's sims #naiyana #antonio #amongussy #theseus 08085 #bro i fucking MISS THEM #i'm only a little obsessed with the way he's holding her in the first pic #and only a little obsessed with how she's kissing him in the second pic #by a little i mean i'm screaming about it #the neighbors will hear me

[thelurkershideout]

#skyrim #the lurker speaks #the elder scrolls #ulfric stormcloak #miraak #it's 4am and my drunk neighbor is screaming so have this thing I threw together on my phone

[catpixi]

YALL SHE LOOKS LIKE ME..?

#thats not my neighbor #nacha mikaelys #selfiie #i’m screaming #she’s literally me #making my oc rn #WHAT THE FUCK

[charliecuntcicle]

they took tubbos minecraft egg and immediately put him through the horrors jesus christ

#tubbo #q!tubbo #qsmp #he died in a stupidly hard boss fight and they kept teleporting him back and forth from the fight while he was screaming so loud #that dani (?? im p sure it was them) had to come in and tell him calm down the neighbors are gonna gen think your being murdered #they gave him a duck as compensation #never let the admins get bored holy shit

[darkwood-sleddog]

more and more i become of the opinion my dogs are not reactive to strange dogs but in fact it is unreasonable to expect them to NOT be reactive when the dogs we pass are unwalked, understimulated rural hellions that thrash at the windows of their houses, bark at us and follow us for entire lengths of properties, snarl at us, run at us with tense body language etc.

is this because a neighbor (who does skijor!) moved in half mile down the road from us a half a year ago with the most polite, unreactive dog that my dogs glance calmly at as they walk by? as it is unrestrained (no underground fence) on the property? absolutely is.

is this because a few years ago a neighbor's very nice pitbull mix got out and when it walked up to us with polite calm body language my dogs reacted just as calm and we were able to walk this dog home? absolutely is.

like i am a human woman and have lived in areas with much larger populations than i do now. i remember being followed by strangers, yelled at by strangers in aggressive ways. it made me tense and yes...reactive in those moments to ensure my own safety and needs were met. but was it my fault for having to react that way? To call friends and family and be on the phone any time that i walked alone? to check in when i got to where i was going? to bring pepper spray and iron knuckles to walk less than 10 minutes away from home? I don't think it is. Rather it's the failure that allows that behavior towards me which is at fault. i should not have had to carry those things with me. or call a single soul.

same with my dogs. my dogs aren't reactive, i'm just the only person who walks my damn dogs in my rural neighborhood. even though we can walk for 4+ miles either way on safe dirt roads out of our driveway before we reach pavement. nobody else. walks. their. fucking. dogs. yes i manage my dogs behaviors, it can be embarrassing when they get riled up, but know what? it is not their fault so many other dogs fucking SUCK. and it is not those dogs' fault that they suck either. i encountered more politely behaved dogs when i lived in the suburbs and city than i do now because those dogs at least had some sort of experience with being around other dogs (passing them on the sidewalk even) out of necessity. Rural people truly just throw their dogs outside and expect that to be enough. if you're lucky they install a little underground fence that will maybe keep fido in the yard (like uwu WE don't want to have a look at a fence and we're going to make all our neighbors GUESS if our dog might run into the road at them uwu).

#dogblr #dog behavior #is it unreasonable to ask completely neutral behaviors from my dogs #when they're being fucking harrassed? when they just want to do their sniffy thing and pee on a bunch of stuff?? #can't even like loiter in some places bc people's dogs loose their fucking shit even if they stay on the property or are inside #like...real containment and stimulation when and now please? #nothing happened but neighbor with a dog that barks and screams at us from inside non stop #put in an electric fence and assured me this under 1 yo dog will never leave the boundary #like...okay... #sure. #let's see how that goes #like my dogs have wonderful temperaments #sorry if they're going to tell your dog off for being a piece of SHIT brenda #my dogs obviously know our yard is their territory #but they don't make a single peep for people walking on the road which is NOT theirs #i can be out of sight of entire dogs with properties out of the sight of the road #and their dogs will still be fucking yelling at mine! like shut the . fuck. up!!

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Look how much is already funded for the Wally Plush.....

wasn't this just announced yesterday??

Also.......

Do you think from this BIG Success (that's gonna continue until the next 20 days) that they might make the rest of the characters as plushies too?

If so....... My wallet would be crying🤣

I KNOWWWW IM SO HAPPY FOR HIM!!! THEY DESERVE IT!!! i can't wait to add to the percentage lmfao

honestly maybe? Hopefully? idk i'd be Down to accumulate the entire neighborhood if given the chance. i'd line them up on a shelf and Decorate that shelf for them...

#my wallet would sob scream cry as well but thats the price we pay for Neighbors #yippee yahooing! yippee yippee!!! yeehaw hawyee! #rambles from the bog

[eddies-spaghetti]

my that’s not my neighbor headcanons!

#pls be nice to me #tiktok has been screaming at me everytime i post HCs lately #that’s not my neighbor #elenois sverchzt #francis mosses #mclooy rudboys #mia stone #nacha mikaelys #robertsky peachman #peach that’s not my neighbor #peach #selenne sverchzt #steven rudboys #eddies spaghetti original posts #head canon #headcanons #autistic #neurodivergent #disability headcanon #queer #queer headcanons #headcanon

[slasherfantasy]

I love hybrid and shifter au's, but whenever I think too long about them, I start thinking about my own pets and the kind of things I say to them.

"[Dog] STOP following the cat! The cat would be happy to be friends but the cat does not want you to sniff her butt!"

"[Dog1], stop sniffing her genitals! [Dog2]'s already displaying all the behaviors of a submissive pup, you don't need to sniff her genitals too!"

"[Dog2] for god's sake, stop barking at the cat! The cat is hiding under a table! You don't need to bark at her! She's not doing anything to you!"

"[Dog1], NO! I gave that stick to [Dog2]! You cannot take that stick from her just because you're jealous that I gave her a stick! *gives stick back to dog2* Here, [Dog1], here's a new stick, this one is all yours *both dogs happily destroying sticks*"

"You better stop getting in her face, [Dog2]. She's gonna bap-bap-bap you! You better leave her alone! *dog2 predictably gets smacked in the face by the cat and begins crying despite having harassed the cat for an hour*"

*endless hours kicking the soccer/football ball for one dog while simultaneously playing tug-of-war with a stuffed alligator for the other dog*

*hears the cat hiss from another room and rushes in in time to see dog2 get absolutely wrecked by a smack-smack-smack to the face*

In short, Price is exhausted and is considering telling Gaz that he's not allowed to keep the cat hybrid. (But he can't stand the combined sad faces from his team and the kitty... no matter how many times the kitty smacks particular team members... daily...)

#141 x reader #cod x reader #hybrid au #hybrid!141 #all of these are things that have happened JUST TODAY #Dog2 is a 1yo puppy and the cat is an elderly gal #They Do NOT Get Along #Kitty would be happy to get along if puppy would stop following her everywhere and screaming #Luckily I only have Dog2 part of the time (she belongs to my neighbors but gets to visit whenever she wants!) #So I functionally have 1.5 dogs and 1 cat #and Dog1 is much more sensible and A Very Good Girl but also Very Jealous of Her Humans #anyway in this post Johnny is Dog2. Simon is Dog1. And Reader is the poor harassed kitty

[horreurscopes]

im gonna be so real with you guys none of you would survive in a socialist commune

#why is everyone scared of a little bit of structure omg. just say it's not for you and move on #everyone screaming cult.... why dont you go outside and talk to your neighbors and maybe you'll calm down