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opentheskies · 2 days
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mindibindi · 2 days
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...if they aren't already -♡-
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mekammin · 2 days
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sigh. when will someone try to debunk ME with a planted agent but her true heart and curious spirit and penchant for self-punishment make her choose me time and time again... when is it MY turn
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medicatedmaniac · 2 days
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Photoshop doodle of my favourite duo
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teathattast · 4 months
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gaycrouton · 3 months
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“If The X-Files was a 90s anime.”
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the-meghan-m · 7 months
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Sometimes I think The X-Files is such a timeless and relevant show I forget it takes place in the 90s, and then I see a scene where Scully buys a whole bag of groceries for $11.14 and pays with a check
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heydrangeas · 7 months
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being dana scully would be so funny. you ask your work partner where he’s going and he says “off to water the seeds of doubt” and hangs up on you
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foxbullfrog · 7 months
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everyone to scully, any time mulder wanders off somewhere:
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cthene · 1 year
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Is Fox Mulder the most comically-brutalized protagonist in television history? Not only is he shot and beaten up on a regular basis, but the list of extreme and exotic injuries he accrues over the course of the series has got to be some kind of TV cop record. The man is mind-wiped by the military in only the second episode. For any other TV cop, that would be a career-defining event, but it’s just a day in the life of Agent Spooky.
Bro was cocooned by carnivorous insects, thrown out of a nuclear submarine into the Alaskan tundra by an alien bounty hunter, beaten up by an invisible gorilla. He was experimented on in a Siberian gulag, drowned in the Bermuda Triangle, tortured by Neo-Nazis. I wonder what getting Freaky Friday-ed by a malfunctioning UFO cloaking device does to your gonads. How much radiation has he been exposed to? Someone test this man’s hair follicles. How many mysterious bodily fluids has he dipped his finger in and tasted at crime scenes? Dear God, someone test him for HIV. Imagine being the FBI doctor who administers his physicals.
Remember when the Shadow Government was putting LSD in Mulder’s water tank? Our boy got blown up in an underground train car and resurrected in a Navajo healing ceremony, and that’s not even the last train car he would get blown up in. One time, his lungs were filled with mutated tobacco beetles. Hoss let a quack doctor give him ketamine and drill a hole in his goddamn skull. In an unrelated incident, he had a chunk of his brain stolen. He was locked in a padded cell, trapped inside of a video game, and— of course —abducted by aliens. Fox Mulder was fully dead, and then came back to life after being exhumed, and nobody even seemed that surprised when he rolled up at the J. Edgar Hoover building like nothing had happened.
Am I missing anything? How is this man still alive? His body must be like a pillowcase full of broken lightbulbs. Every time he moves, you just hear crunching.
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starship-squalleater · 2 months
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I do feel for Skinner whenever Scully is in trouble. Like, when Mulder is in trouble Skinner and Scully kind of team up, he stalls for her when needed, she gives him a request and he says you got it don’t tell me anything else. When SCULLY is in trouble Skinner shows up to work and Mulder’s already waiting in his office going I Have a Bomb and if you don’t bring me the cigarette smoking man’s head on a pike so Help Me God I will blow this whole building up
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opentheskies · 29 days
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bioluminesced · 2 months
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very serious show with a very serious male lead
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aeaeaexxzd · 2 months
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they're always doing this shit
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pdwoozi · 2 months
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1.20 Darkness Falls
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teathattast · 8 months
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