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ok saw a poast, now a poal

#blacks out from attempting to press both buttons at once

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unrelated poal of the week

#excellent research as always

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the first part of however many abt my silly hualian pokemon au but its just "here are their general designs and also here are their pokemon teams"

#YOUR MIND.... #farfetch'd on xl's team so true and real #mq and hc both having a weavile also true and beautiful and real #tgcf

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Hua Cheng would absolutely teach Xie Lian how to assume his form so that they could switch forms and mess with people. Xie Lian would have reservations about the idea at first but then insist on doing it anyway, and have more fun than Hua Cheng actually.

#tgcf

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hualian are both switches i know this in my head and my heart and my pussy

#dont ask what prompted this #sorry i have vanished from the vortex posting. events have transpired in my personal life. you know how it is #textp

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He Xuan with fishies

#tgcf

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[big crashing sound] Did anyone else hear that!? I think God fell from the Kingdom of Heaven! Come on everyone, let's feast on his corpse until something bad happens!

#prev for real #xie lian

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kids these days don't even know about shawn liam or cock on cock or pussy on pussy. all they know is incorrect quotes, characters as tumblr posts &twitter jokes that my mutuals already made 5 years ago

#they dont even know about cock on cock or pussy on pussy....

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*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.

#vortex posting #sorry for my absence btw ive been busy 😳 doing research 😳😳

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i need to see more cuo cuo..

okay :)

here's cuo cuo as a newborn. he had yet to know all life has to offer

this is my cuo cuo after he just woke up from his nap lol he's so silly

and here's my cuo cuo when he's being clingy and asking for food and water haha he's so spoiled but I love him

#yeah :')

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almost forgot to post this drawing i did forever ago lol

#y'all already know

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i’m gonna make a bold claim. i don’t think hua cheng should have reverted into a child for that one arc where he was conserving his spiritual energy. i think he should have turned into a worm or something instead. and xie lian should have made him a little enclosure and filled it with leaves and carried little worm hc with him through mount tonglu

#WORM!

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(mu qing in the lava pit voice) more often than not im still rather in awe of your inability to use your turn signal

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Heaven Official’s Blessing: He Xuan

#tgcf

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AUGH i need him (feng xin)

i need him more than i need most things tbh. god remember when we only had like 2 real images of donghua feng xin and like half the images of nan feng were on a mountain or in the desert at night and impossible to use as icons. anyway i want him so bad ive never wanted a 2D man like i want donghua feng xin i would do nasty things to him and im not sorry

#HES SO FINE #ask

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no judgement towards the person who posted this but sometimes it does happen lol

like no you necessarily fuck away grief but that doesnt always stop people from trying. everyone is different! i do in general agree with their take in their post tho that hc and hx would probably not have sex with each other and they werent hating on it they were just like no i dont think so which is fair and also a very valid read

#but i think they maybe should! #textp

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HuaXuan | Holiday lights |

#tgcf