#tsp rp help

[the-stanley-parable-roleplay]

Dead Fandom - Should You Even Bother?

The TSP RP fandom used to be incredibly active but life and dwindling interest has deactivated a lot of blogs, leaving only few roleplayers remaining, bravely writing through the drought, believing that one day, we might get another influx of new blogs to carry us through the year.

But seriously, if you want to roleplay for TSP, don't let the low activity discourage you. There will always be at least one person (most likely me) who will stubbornly continue on writing.

If you find yourself lacking in TSP partners, you can expand to other fandoms. The Stanley Parable famously gets along with other games, media and meta-narratives, so try your luck!

Some great crossover options are

Portal

Severance

There Is No Game

Superliminal

House of Leaves

Homestuck

The Magnus Archives

Presentable Liberty

Half Life

Analogue Horror and ARGS

Break The Game

Doki Doki Literature Club

Welcome To Night Vale

Loki series

WOE.BEGONE

Doctor Who

Supernatural

Undertale

Yuppie Psycho

Pony Island

Silent Hill

The Backrooms

ESC Game

American Arcadia

Ib

Slay The Princess

Rick and Morty

The Secret Series

...and basically whatever else you can come up with! There are also tons of amazing fandomless blogs to interact with, don't rule anything out!

#the stanley parable #tsp rp #the stanley parable roleplay #roleplay help #tsp rp help #portal rp #undertale rp #indie rp #oc roleplay #oc blogs #fandomless rp #fandomless oc #backrooms rp #the stanley parable ultra deluxe

[mrthenarrator]

#ADateWithNarry (i present to you my little oc guy. his name is dawsey and he's employee 557 :) )

The narrator opens the front door to find Dawsey standing in the pouring rain, rose in hand. "My goodness!" He exclaims in worry, opening the door and gesturing him to come inside. "Please come in! You must be absolutely soaked out there!" Once Dawsey finally enters the house and is out of the pouring rain, The Narrator notices the rose being given to him. "Oh! Well, thank you." He thanks warmly, taking the rose and holding it. "But please, make yourself comfortable. And you are more than welcome to stay for the night, this event aside."

#a date with narry #adwn #rp #tsp #tsp narrator #tsp rp #narrator tsp #(ooc: this art is so good like omg aksjdhkajsd) #(i absolutely love dawsey aksjdasjd pOOR GUY) #(SOMEONE HELP HIMMMM)

[foxi-gi]

Some of your characters seem to be in need of a warm hug!

So, I made a base for one of my characters!

His name is Neil. He likes to adopt people, so feel free to draw him with your characters!

I made this base for anyone who would like to have Neil hug their character, but feel free to draw him however you want!

Neil loves giving out hugs!

And here's another with a very bad sketch above it for some inspo

Have fun guys!

#artists on tumblr #art #ask the artist #the stanley parable #tsp #tsp fandom #tspud #tsp au #countdown #the stanley parable countdown ending #tspud rp #tspud Neil #tspud narrator #tspud hug #tspud au #Forgotten AI AU #Dad #why is there so many daddy tags #someone called this man a dilf help #is this guy a dilf???? #neil loves all of us #i would die for him #ask Neil #ask the characters #bare with me. i cant think so the sketch isnt what i hoped it would look like #hhhhhhhhhh #hug #hug Neil #tsp oc #oc

[tsp-narrator-ask]

Oh my god, it's himbo x himbo here. SHOULD WE JUST TELL BOTH OF YOU ABOUT THEIR EMOTIONS??

[… himbo x himbo…? Who’s himbo? Is that a character the narrators been writing about? What does the “x” mean? Are we multiplying? I’m good at math but I have no idea what any of this means. Wait- tell who about what’s emotions?]

[-Stanley❓]

#the stanley parable narrator #your narrator #ask the narrator #tsp narrator #the stanley parable #tspud #narrator #narrator tsp #tspud rp #the stanley parable: ultra deluxe #stanarator #stanarrator #????? help

[thexabbyparable]

Ah, the sudden tsp X whatever fandom I'm in urge to make said fandom characters as either one of the employees, or some of the new characters in the ultra deluxe version.

#ooc #tsp rp #the stanley parable rp #tsp rp community #god help me #for I have too many ideas that thr tsp rp community may or may not handle

[yourstruly-thenarrator]

Warning; cursing, eyes, static? Slight Joke homophobia from a gay person lol, oh also slight nsfw mention i forgot to say.

I love this song and it kinda really fits my narrator

Bonus:

#help i was looking for the homophobic dog #and i found that article #he doesnt have friends #that liar #tsp #tsp narrator #tsp fanart #tsp rp community #tsp rp #bo burhnam #doodles

[babey-dragon]

Intro post

...hi. i'm BP, and I am so scared right now.

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-He/They/It pronouns

-I don't know how little I get, but if I had to guess, I'd say about two.

-Please do not follow/interact if you are a kink/nsfw/not safe for littles blog. Regardless of what account I am on, big or small, I will block you. I am also a minor so just don't please? I'd also prefer if TERFs, MAPs, and proshippers kept their distance.

-While this doesn't count as a DNI there are some medias I do not like and don't want to be asked about. Please do not bring up: Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, TADC, DSMP(or any MCYT for that matter), SAMS, and while I don't personally dislike Homestuck, I don't know anything about it, and I'd rather not deal with the consequences of THAT.

-Body horror mention is okay because I can handle a massive terrifying flesh beast when I'm little, but not swear words, for some reason.

-I might make a cg application form soon because hoo boy do I want to be held.

-I might post art, if I get less scared of the possibility of the big side of these communities attacking me for doing so.

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My fav medias are:

-TMA

-TSP

-HLVRAI

-Pizza Tower

-ULTRAKILL

-Half Life

-Kirby

-Regretevator

-Can't think of anything else, will update with time.

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Tags(Eventually):

#baby bp speaks - Posts when I am regressed.

#big bp speaks - Self explanatory.

#bp vents - Also self explanatory. Can range from complaining to crisis. Will tag accordingly.

#bp draws - Any small doodles/big art pieces I make surrounding regression. Other art will be posted on my main tagged in my bio. (Is that what they call it? I'm new sorry)

#bp habpi momence - Any general life updates that aren't drastic. Like eating pancakes or playing with my plushies.

#cereal talk - Any serious updates/announcements.

I'll make more as I actually post on this blog. I'm very scared of sharing my regression, so I'm hoping this will help me open up more.

I encourage asking me about my headcanons for various characters, infodumping is one of my favorite things. Though I won't be tagging any main tags since I doubt other fans want me clogging up the tags.

That's all, I think.

ASKBOX: Open!

Askbox rules: No nsfw, no incredibly personal questions, no (sfw)RP is preferred but I might make exceptions, and for the love of all that exists please do NOT get weird about my coping mechanism. If you're genuinely curious and don't understand, go ahead and ask! If you're just going to be ignorant, scroll on past.

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(Banner made by me)

#agere blog #sfw agere #sfw regression #age regression #agere safe space #tw food mention #intro post #tw body horror mention #big bp speaks #baby bp speaks #bp draws #bp vents #bp habpi momence #cereal talk

[neverendingparable]

Roleplay Positivity Week! ✨

It's one week until Valentine's and I think it would be fun if we did something to help boost the TSP RP community!

Stuff like sending nice anons, sharing positive/fun ask memes, taking extra time to listen to each other talk about plots, characters or relationships and just overall showing appreciation for each other!

There's no one way to do it, you can decide what you want to participate in! I'll be reblogging some fun memes on @the-stanley-parable-roleplay and possibly making my own as well.

Feel free to share even if you're not in the TSP RP community, this isnt exclusive to just tsp roleplayers!

#ooc #tsp rp community #tsp rp #the stanley parable roleplay #tsp roleplay #the stanley parable rp #tsp rp positivity #thanks to the two who encouraged this post x)

[the-stanley-parable-roleplay]

Roleplaying Etiquette

Don't control other people's characters without permission. If your partner reveals things that only you, as the writer should know, don't make your character magically know them unless your partner said it was alright. .

Your character might have powers that interfere with others directly, or you might interact with characters who are supernatural or powerful. You should discuss things with your partner before you harm, kill or alter their muse - however keep in mind that if you don't want powerful muses to affect yours, then you should reconsider interacting with them. It's also not okay to demand someone else change their muse for your sake if you know beforehand that they're powerful or evil. .

Please read everyone's rules before you interact. Some people don't like roleplaying with non mutuals (terminology below), others are selective, etc. It's common courtesy to check first. .

Tag your triggers or state on your blogs that you don't tag them so others can decide whether or not to follow. However, it's polite to tag flashing images, irl blood/gore, nsfw posts, insects and body horror. . DON'T censor the word! It does not help and only fucks up people's blacklists. Writing tr*gger or tri//gg//er or other variants will show your posts to everyone anyway, so please write the entire word NORMALLY for the blacklist. .

Consider sending an ask before you reblog an ask meme from someone. Some people prefer you reblog memes from the source (the blog who posted it) instead of from them. .

Mun =/= Muse. Don't get angry at people for what their characters write. If you feel uncomfortable with how a character is treating yours, you can change your interaction or bring it up, but don't take it as a sign that your partner secretly hates you and is trying to hurt you through their writing. .

If you can, cut your posts to reduce dashboard spam. This only works on desktop, you can use XKit or XKit Rewritten .

Don't start drama. Don't vague people, send hateful or impolite anons, don't pass around call outs or feel like you have to make a statement or pick sides if you see arguing on your dash. Roleplaying is not activism. If someone is trying to get you to turn on a partner or side with them, it's better to just step away. .

Don't pester people for replies. You can send a follow up message asking if someone's still interested in continuing a reply, but if you harass someone to answer you by repeatedly spamming them with questions or making them feel guilty for not replying immediately, they will likely not want to write with you anymore. RPing is a hobby, not a job, and your partners probably have lives outside of writing.

Terminology:

OOC - out of character

IC - in character

Mun - the writer

Muse - the characters

Starters - a drabble or a sentence that invites interaction

Ask memes / inbox memes - prompts you can send people via asks

Magic Anons (also spelled m!a or magic!anons) - Anonymous asks that put a "curse" on your character (i.e: muse turns into a cat for 3 days) You can ignore it if you don't want to do it

Mutuals - people you follow who follow you back

Selective - Mun will only write with people they select

Semi Selective - same as above but more lax

Private - Mun writes with only very specific people

Reblog karma - you are expected to send an ask if you reblog an ask meme

Passwords - some people ask you to send a specific word or phrase into their inbox to prove you read their rules

OP (ie this muse is too OP) - over powered

Fade to black - suggestive roleplay that doesn't involve any sex scenes and instead skips to the next scene

Exclusive shipping - you only ship this character with another character and don't allow any other ships for that muse

Dropping threads - ending a thread without continuing it

Soft block - when you block someone and then unblock them, which unfollows them from your blog

Mun =/= Muse - The Mun is not their characters and does not advocate for everything their muses do

#roleplaying #tsp rp help #roleplay help #roleplay etiquette #rp help #roleplay terms #roleplay terminology #tsp rp community

[mrthenarrator]

#ADateWithNarry

“Narry, baby, I’m hurt you’d forget about little old me~ How about a little dinner so I’m not so forgettable to your heart, love~?”

"Player!" The Narrator exclaims in recognition, a warm feeling washing over him at the sight of someone he hasn't seen in ages.

"...No i- I never forgot about you. Not once."

"It's really wonderful to see you again." He smiles softly before focusing on the event.

He pauses, "You've certainly gotten my attention, dear Player. Perhaps I can nudge Oswin's favour into letting me have a date with you. But only time will tell I'm afraid..."

"...though, who's to say we can't have our date after this whole event is over? I'm sure Oswin and their partner can arrange something." He adds quietly with a small smirk.

#A Date With Narry #adwn #rp #tsp #tsp narrator #tsp rp #narrator tsp #(ooc: clem i love player sm you have no idea) #(also tysm for being the first one to send an ask it helped a lot in making this event) #(ILYSMMMMMM :3333333) #(ok sorry ill stop being gay in my roleplay blog /j)

[nqivety]

"Til the point of madness, enjoy a Happy★Night!"

-A TSP OC Rp Blog ran by @theyashirocommission-

-The muse of this blog is Nathan Thomas-

A few things before the show goes on!

Nathan uses Ne/Nem/Nemself pronouns

Ne is paralyzed from the waist down due to an accident ne does not like to talk about, ne uses special leg braces with arm pieces that have sticks to help nem move

The most oblivious, naive, sweetest being on earth

I will have a tag for your rp blog

Nathan's employee number is the "lucky number" 7

Ne carries homemade cookies in a bag wherever ne goes

The voice claim for Nathan is BigBSt4tz22 (The minecraft youtuber)

#﹙ᶻz﹚Let the Crazy∞Night go on! ⿻ #⟢〝This Is Where We End ‘Til Another Night!〞✰*₊ #☾▰Is It Another Bad End Night? ↺ #ꞌꞋ⏣Ꞌꞌ A “Slave” To The Lead Role’s Play ▞∞ #tsp rp community #tsp oc #i need to draw nem

[employee210]

Hi!! I'm considering getting into tsp rp, but have no idea where to start with character creation and introduction; is there a collective canon all the rp blogs follow, or maybe a list of active blogs to prevent accidental character copying, or anything? Sorry if this is a lot, any help will be very appreciated vhgfds

Hi! The rp community is pretty lax (and incredibly small) compared to other fandom rps that might require applications and such. The unspoken "rules" regarding TSP are listed below. Keep in mind, they can vary from rper to rper. You will most likely see it listed in their rules, or you can personally ask them how these rules apply to their characters. Not only will you get to know the rules, but also bond with other writers.

Unofficial TSP RP Office Rules (Subject to variation depending on writer): - Employees can "reset" upon dying or completing a parable. This reset is often depicted as the employee blinking out of existence and reappearing in their assigned room/cubicle. What they remember when this happens is up to you.

- Employee's backstories can be very diverse. Some employees may remember their life before the parable. Some don't, but remember later. Maybe some employees never had a life before the parable. For example, Marlise had a life before the parable, and she strives to return to it. She is aware of the passage of time (8 years). She does not age physically. If she were to return to her old life, that realm would still be in 2014 as if no time had passed.

- Parallel universe theory is likely the most widely accepted frame TSP writers use to make characters.

- Narrators can encompass the canon TSP office or you can establish a personalized office if you want more control of the lore. (for example, my blog @obsolete-parable).

- Narrators can literally be whatever you want. We've had disembodied voices, stuffy men, object-heads, A.I., etc. Backstory is also open.

- Narrators are considered on par with gods given the control they have. However, don't be afraid to defy norms and show off the limits a Narrator might have. Maybe they're stuck within their office space. Maybe their parable don't hold as much power.

- Talk to your rp partner about how their character handles canon doubles. For example, Marlise is aware of and interacts with Multiple Stanleys. As for a list of active blogs... Oh lord, I cannot off the top of my head list the ones today aside from me, @screentrapped, @the-abandoned-office (idk why its not linking properly for you avi, sorry ):) and uh.... idk.

BUT when TSP: UD comes out, I will be dusting off the @tsprpers blog. For now, you can use that blog as reference of old characters so there's no accidental copying. Honestly, don't be afraid to dm me if you have anymore questions.

#the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #the stanley parable rp #tsp rp

[dwficfinder]

I've been looking for three fics for a long time. They are all older fics, 5 years old or older. If you can't find them, that's fine, they are all pretty obscure. 1) A fic with the Doctor (either 10 or 11) where he's traveling with the Master after locking him up in the TARDIS, I think after LotTL. River was in it, all though I don't remember if it was a Doctor/River fic. She seemed to vacillate between being intrigued and being disgusted with the Master. (1/2)

More info added in 2nd ask: “The first fic was definitely on ffnet. 2) This one I remember only vaguely. It was an AU, I think that takes place in the US, and it had Nine, Ten and Rose, plus other characters. I just remember a scene where Nine was talking to Rose about Ten (one of them named John Smith I think) and encouraging her to give him a second chance I think. I believe the scene took place on an airplane. It was on either ffnet or TSP. 3) A RP fic with Matt Smith and Alex Kingston. It was on ffnet.”

EDIT: @lastincurableromantic has found the first one.  Last Children of Gallifrey, by Doctor WTF, wip/unfinished.

Still looking for the second, the AU.

The RP fic request is broad, but since @doctorroseficreclists doesn’t make RPF lists, I’ve got a list for you of some authors on ffnet who’ve written older MSxAK stories.  (These are not recs since we don’t do that; this is simply a list of the authors I found with these works listed. -EDIT TO ADD: I know @lastincurableromantic wasn’t asking for a rec list, and this isn’t meant to be one.  Just covering my bases  I found some fics that fit the description and thought, “Oh, okay, a list then!”. ;))  I hope one of them has the one you’re looking for!

issy557

IssyEmm

make-my-heart-beat

HelenLeana

SpaceGirlForever

ManWhoCantBeMoved

easybakemeth

Magnolia84

You-Me-Handcuffs (most in Spanish, but scroll down and you’ll find the fic in English)

Phoebs1235 (this is Ao3 - she moved her stories there).

if you haven’t already, you can also check out @mattexficexchange and @mattexfiction.  More generally, the ship tag is #mattex.

The list goes on a long way, but I should stop here.  To find more, here is a Googling tip just in case you didn’t already know: you can narrow your search to a specific site by typing “site:url” then specific words you may be looking for.  If you want to get even more specific, put phrases in quotes.  For example, I used this search for what I found above: site:fanfiction.net “Matt Smith”+“Alex Kingston”

Hope this is helpful!  ~pyf

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As for the one remaining fic, might anyone be able to help? ~pyf

#lastincurableromantic #3 fics #mattex #many authors #tenth docotor #the master #river song #tenxrose #au #unsolved #promisedyouforever

[slutiisms-a]

drugs 101  :  marijuana

below the readmore is compiled information about marijuana. while i don’t consider it a drug, some people do and it is incorrectly portrayed a lot on roleplay. so, below is some information about the prices, variations, how it feels, and more. this is explained from personal experience; while some people may have slightly different experiences, it is generally all about the same. this took a lot of time to type out so please give this a like if you found it remotely helpful or i'll assume no one wants any others posted for other drugs. 

! PSA !  this post is in no way saying to do the above listed drug.

pricing. 

the price varies depending on your location. some places overcharge because the supply is lower, while some places or legal places are more mandated. the key difference in some pricing is the quality of marijuana. while you could get ‘mid’, it’s not the best strains and to me is not worth it; my friend gets hers for $30 for 8 grams. however, good weed ( the kind i’d hope you’d rp your characters with ), it’s usually $10/gram. if you’re in a bad location with low supply, you could pay up to $25-30/gram. below i will explain how much a gram stretches for each way you can get high from marijuana. 

strains & effects.

what is important to know is that there are different strains of marijuana. each strain has slightly different effects ( both positive and negative ). while you don’t need to know specific strains to write it, you could if you wanted to and a good website for strains knowledge is leafly. the key to know is the three basic categories of strains and what they tend to make you feel. 

indica — couch potato. this is the one people typically think of when they think of marijuana. you tend to get the munchies heavily and you just want to relax and be chill.  sativa — energy. these strains typically put you in a social mood, you’re more likely to dance around and laugh. most of these strains don’t really give you the munchies.  hybrid — as expected, it is a combination of an indica and sativa. most have a dominance, so they will be more sativa than indica or vice versa. 

while each strain gives you slightly different effects, i’d explain the high simply by saying:

your head feels a bit lighter in the sense that you tend to not focus on anything for too long; this keeps you from getting into low points mentally. your body feels tingly; some strains makes you feel like it’s tingling on the outside while some strains make you feel like the inside of your body is tingling. no matter the strain, you typically laugh more than usual. personally, i rarely want to watch serious things while i’m high because it’s hard to focus on all the details, so most stoners end up watching things that don’t need full attention; like rick & morty, southpark, youtube videos, etc. 

please stop saying your character is hallucinating on marijuana; they aren’t. each method of getting high on marijuana gives different levels of high, usually, but even with a dab, you are not hallucinating. 

side note of importance; marijuana is a drug that the high heavily depends on the environment you’re in. different environments can give you different experiences even if it’s the same strain and method of getting high. you can have a depressed high, an angry high, a paranoid high, etc. while different strains give different negative side effects, if you’re around a mean/paranoid/etc someone or simply a bad environment, the high can have more negatives than positives. 

before i dive-in, i want to discuss how some people attempt to hide/conceal the smell of marijuana when they are smoking. there are some little containers that you blow the smoke into that it says it cleans it to rid the smell, but i have never tried those to know for sure. most people i know will get a toilet paper roll, have a drier sheet tied to cover one end of the roll, and then they will blow into the roll. another way, if you live alone like i do, if you know people are going to come around and you can’t have the smell, you can put a tsp-tbsp of vanilla extract in a small oven-safe bowl. put this into the oven or toaster oven; turn it on a low level for a while. your entire house will smell like a bakery.

ways to get high off marijuana: 

smoking through a homemade pipe/bong. 

yes, you read correctly. while in a bind, people often will resort to a homemade pipe or bong. i find this is most commonly used by young teenagers, so i won’t go too deep into details about how to make the pipes. if you want to know the specifics because your character is making one, you can google it. however, some things that people turn into pipes are apples, pens, toilet paper rolls, paper towel rolls, water bottles, tic tac containers, soda cans, etc. if you can imagine it, someone has already tried to turn it into a pipe or bong.

smoking through a store-bought pipe.

store-bought pipes can be found in smoke shops, some gas stations and online ( smoke shop websites, amazon, etsy, etc ). the prices vary depending on the size and the place you buy it. smoke shops tend to be pricier, as well as etsy. 

the size of a pipe changes how much weed it takes to pack a bowl. my favorite pipe has a decently deep bowl; i usually pack in 0.4 grams per bowl, though you could pack up to 0.6 grams into the bowl i have. typically, most pipes tend to hold between 0.2 grams to 1 gram in the bowl; though that’s not always the case. 

for example, one-hitters are a thing. just as it sounds, it’s good for 1-2 hits from it before it needs to be emptied and repacked. if you’re wondering the point of a one-hitter, i’ll answer that right now for you. one-hitters are different shapes and styles, but my favorites are the ones that look like cigarettes. this would allow you to walk around in uncrowded streets smoking from it, or smoking it in the car without anyone noticing ( i’m not saying you should smoke while driving but if you did, or if you were just a passenger ).

process of packing a bowl :

1. ensure that the bowl of the pipe is emptied and clean. ( how often you clean your pipe is up to you. you can use pipe cleaners to do this, but i find the best way is to let the empty pipe sit in rubbing alcohol for an hour or so before shaking it around in the bag and then rinsing it out with water ).  2. take out the weed you want for the bowl.  3. break it into pieces that will fit in the top section of your grinder.  4. twist the top of the grinder back and forth until all of the weed is grinded into the middle chamber.  5. twist off the first and section chamber to reveal the grinded weed being held within the grinder.  6. pick it up and push it down into the bowl. you don’t need to pack it too tightly but you don’t want it not properly pressed either.  *bonus* if you wanted to add kief to the top of the bowl, you can open the last chamber of the grinder and sprinkle some of the fine powder onto the top. ( kief, keef or keif ) is a fine powder made from dried resin glands that are found on the leaves of the cannabis plant. it contains a high concentration of the psychoactive chemical or thc that causes euphoric feelings or opium-like high that can last for hours.

process of smoking from a bowl : 

1. press your finger over the carb; which is the small hole on the side of the pipe. 2. light the top of the weed within the pipe and suck in. 3. stop the lighter and continue to suck in as you lift your finger off and back on the carb.  4. try to hold the smoke in for a few seconds at least before blowing the smoke out. simple enough! 5. once the top is a gray color on top, use something to mix around the marijuana; you can use a bobby pin or something so that you’re not seeing ash on top before smoking more of it.

you typically begin to feel the high after a couple of hits from the pipe. i don’t usually smoke a bowl at once; i smoke on it throughout time, so i couldn’t tell you exactly how long the high lasts for me but it varies per person. on a normal work day, i get home from work and start smoking around 6pm and go to sleep around 11pm; within this time, i’ll have 1-2 bowls to myself. however, some people smoke much more than that, and some people don’t even smoke daily. 

rolling & smoking a joint.

! PSA ! a joint and blunt are NOT the same thing!!!!!!!! 

a joint is with the thin white rolling papers. you can typically buy packs of these for very cheap; a couple of bucks. if you hit up the daily smoke club, you could get a pack of papers for like a buck. however, you can also get different kinds of papers. you can buy colored ones, or ones with designs, even paper made from gold; some smoke shops have them, different online stores; and i know amazon sells them. 

joints are typically up to the person with how large they are. i’m really not a fan of them, so i never roll them or ask to smoke them ( unless offered ). from everyone i know, typically you’d put anywhere between 0.5 grams to 1.5 grams in a joint; could be bigger but i don’t find that people usually do joints with less than half a gram.

process of rolling a joint without a dollar bill :

1. lay the paper down. 2. grind the weed and sprinkle it down the center of the paper, length wise.  3. begin to roll the paper around the weed in the center.  4. lick the trim on one side and press it down. be careful not to use too much spit or the entire joint will be ruined and the paper will rip.  5. ensure that the ends have some empty space and twist them closed. you can leave one end open if you’re going to smoke it immediately.

process of rolling a joint with a dollar bill :

1. grab your dollar bill and fold it hamburger style. 2. grind the weed and sprinkle it down the center of the crease you just made.  3. begin to rub the ends of the bill together up and down, the weed should begin to roll together.  4. press the paper into the bill, the edge on the side of the weed.  5. continue to slowly roll the ends of the bill together until it begins to wrap around the weed properly.  6. continue to roll until it’s completely rolled. then, use your tongue to run it across the edge of the paper to seal it down. 7. ensure that the ends have some empty space and twist them closed. you can leave one end open if you’re going to smoke it immediately. 

normal joint papers and cones are not the same. you can roll a cone or buy pre-rolled papers. unless you want to learn how to roll cones, i just buy packs of them pre-rolled online and all you have to do is push the weed down into the papers. as it sounds, they are shaped like a cone. 

process of smoking from a joint : 

1. put your lips on the filter. 2. light the end of the joint. 3. every few hits, you’ll have to tap the end against something to get the ash to fall ( ashing it ).

you typically begin to feel the high after a couple of hits from the joint. whenever smoking a joint, they burn quickly so it’s hard to not smoke it all at once. the high typically is stronger than from a pipe and it’ll last a couple of hours before it’s down enough to want more. 

rolling & smoking a blunt.

! PSA ! a joint and blunt are NOT the same thing!!!!!!!!

a blunt is weed wrapped in a tobacco leaf. the most common way of doing this is to buy a cigarillo, empty it out and then fill it with weed before sealing it. you can buy tobacco leafs that are empty, but people typically just go buy the cigarillos and empty them. they are $1/pack of two cigarillos. there is multiple brands and flavors to pick from. the two brands i use the most are game and swishers. games are harder to roll/seal but burn slower and smoother. swishers are much easier to roll/seal but burn a little faster. i typically go for swisher sweets green. 

blunts take up more weed than joints and pipes. it’s the only reason i don’t smoke blunts every day. blunts are usually at least 0.8 grams to 2 grams; some people go much bigger than this, but i don’t really see people doing under 0.8 grams unless they are making the blunt very slim or cutting it to be shorter. 

process of rolling a blunt :

1. drag your tongue across length wise on part of the cigarillo where you’re going to cut ( talented people can use their fingers to find the seal and break it, but i don’t find it that easy to do ).  2. cut length wise down the gar. you can use whatever you want for this. most commonly is a pocket knife. not even going to lie, i use eyebrow scissors a lot to make the line straighter.  3. empty out all of the tobacco.  4. drag your tongue over the inside of the gar. when i say this, i mean you literally have to lick all over the inside of the gar to make it easier to roll.  5. grind up your weed or break it up with your fingers. it’s easier to roll when it’s grinded but it burns slower if it’s broken up with your fingers.  6. slowly begin to roll your fingers back and forth to mold the weed into a roll.  7. to seal it, drag your tongue along the inside of the edge and over the top of it as well. add some pressure to the seal to let it try to hold before officially sealing.

process of smoking a blunt : 

1. put your lips on the end you aren’t going to light. 2. light the end of the blunt.  3. every few hits, you’ll have to ash it or it will fall on you.

you typically begin to feel the high after a couple of hits from a blunt; sometimes even just one if you get a big enough hit. whenever smoking a blunt, you can dab it out and restart it later. most of the time, i’ll smoke about half and then smoke the other half later. the high is more than a joint or pipe and half a blunt will last a couple of hours. overall, smoking wise, blunts are my favorite and give the best high, in my opinion.

smoking from a bong. 

bongs are the one smoking method i know the least about. i only typically use a bong with friends. however, it’s a good high and it’s very quick to get to that point. people use anywhere between 0.3 gram to 1 gram in the bong’s bowl; however, most commonly people use 0.5 gram to 1 gram.

process of packing a bong : 

1. grind up the weed, or some people will just put the nug into the bowl. 2. cover the seal of the top of the bong with your lips. 3. light the marijuana in the bowl and suck in. 4. after a few moments, stop lighting it and lift the bowl out of the bong. 5. suck in as much of the smoke that you can. 6. hold it in for as long as possible for blowing the smoke out. 

bong highs are strong; typically only needing one or two hits to be high. i don’t have a lot of experience with these in particular to tell you how long it lasts. whenever i use them, we will take a few bong hits each and then go inside and relax for an hour or so.

eating an edible.

truly, there could be an entire post just dedicated to edibles. there is so many different kind you can have and make. in a way to condense it, the explanation for making them will only be for brownies and i will explain it very vaguely. you don’t need to know all the very specifics to make them on roleplay. if you want to actually make them, you can look into recipes and things yourself.

there is so many forms of edibles. if it’s edible, it can likely be made into an edible. the most common ones that i know of and have personal experience with are brownies, cookies, gummies and lollipops/hard candy. 

the biggest thing to know is the difference in how it’s presented to you if it’s homemade vs dispensary bought. homemade is going to be given to in with dosing in grams. dispensary bought is going to be given to in with dosing in mgs. it is very easy to be confused when it comes to mgs because not everyone has experience with mgs to know what any of that means. 

mg breakdown 

1 - 2.5 mg — microdosing, some first time users. 2.5 - 15 mg — still a small dose, helps to feel more social; restless sleepers. 15 - 30 mg — more seasoned consumers; experienced users looking to help insomnia. 30 - 50 mg — season consumers, higher tolerance to thc. 50 - 100 mg — experienced thc consumers only; medically for cancer or inflammatory disorders. 

as personal reference, most edibles i’ve experienced are between 50 - 100 mg. i’ve had gummies that were 10 mg per gummy; i had three of those and it only really made me relax and not really feel high. for homemade edibles, they are usually around 0.5 gram to 2 grams per edible. 

edible high is unlike smoking marijuana. it’s much stronger, usually. you get the normal effects of weed, but at heightened levels. it usually takes anywhere between 30 minutes to 2 hours to kick in. from personal experience, edibles are my favorite way to get high with marijuana, but i find it isn’t good for a daily basis. the end of edible highs make you want to sleep for a long time. sometimes you may feel like you’re melting into something you’re sitting on or floating; but it’s still never a crazy enough high where you feel out of control of your body.

my favorite time on an edible is when i went to an aquarium while high on it. i don’t remember almost anything about the aquarium, but i hated aquariums prior to this visit. while there, everything seemed so beautiful to me and it was the most exciting thing i’ve ever done while on an edible to this day. the colors seemed so much brighter and i just remember laughing a lot.

making brownie edibles : 

1. collect the ingredients which are basically just normal brownie ingredients and then you need canna oil.  2. to make canna oil, you just need to take an ounce of ground weed and bake it for around 30 minutes. then, combine the bud with your favorite oil ( olive, coconut, etc ) on the stove on low heat for 6 or more hours.  3. then, you just add the oil into the normal brownie recipe and bake your edibles.  4. cut them into pieces. you want the pieces to be smaller than normal sized brownies, unless you are experienced and you know how much is in that cut of the brownie. it is better to underdose than overdose yourself with edibles. 

having too much of an edible : 

you will think you are dying. i don’t mean that in a fun way. everyone has a slightly different experience with this, but i will give you my personal experience. tw: vomit mention.

the edible was 300 mg and it said to have 1/4 of it for experienced users ( 75 mg ). i had never had mg edibles before so i didn’t really understand and i didn’t read the directions; MISTAKE. — always read your directions on the edible packages if it’s from a dispensary. i ate a little over half of the edible. at first, it was fun. the high kicked in and i felt great. soon, it became too much. lifting my head made me feel lightheaded; my entire body felt tingly and heavy. i felt like i was spinning while i was laying down on my bed. i don’t remember much other than telling my friend i had too much and i thought i was going to die. that’s when the vomiting began. i proceeded to vomit everything out of my system; into my trashcan by my bed because i could not get up from my bed. this continued until the consistency made me think i might actually choke on it because i couldn’t breathe. after vomit everything out, i continued to dry heave for 40 minutes. then, i passed out. i busted multiple blood vessels in my eyes; the whites of my eyes were a deep red and they did not fully go away for a little over a month. however, all the side effects did not go away until almost march; this happened december 8th. the side effects i had were dizzy spells, nausea ( i was taking a nausea medicine around the clock ), some memory lapses and generally feeling exhausted. 

even with this awful experience, i still smoke and i still do edibles. but please ! if you are going to have an edible, be careful with dosing. and if you say your character had a bunch of edibles, know that there is a big negative if you over-do it with edibles. 

as for how long edibles last, it depends on the edible mg and how your body breaks down your foods. it can last usually between 4 hours and 12 hours. most i have tried last over 4 hours, for sure. 

bonus  :  taking a dab.

dabs are practically another language to a lot of people. dab, wax, honey oil and shatter are all the same thing. dabs are a solid, waxy substance of concentrated butane hash oil; most commonly created by a high quality strain is blasted with butane, that is then extracted, these cannabis concentrates approach 70 to 90 percent thc. if none of that made sense, it’s basically a highly concentrated oil/wax that has very high percentages of thc. for reference, some of the best strains out there only have around 25 percent thc.

it comes usually in a wax form, so that is how i will talk about it mostly. firstly, i will discuss the oil. a lot of people are using the oil in vapes so that they can smoke them in public. they do not smell or taste like weed; they taste like whatever flavor you get. i find that the high isn’t as good, however, and that you end up spending more to do that than if you were simply dabbing. 

how to take a dab : 

1. get a small ‘dab’ of the wax onto the end of a thin glass rod, then set to the side.  2. use a torch to heat the metal piece at the end of the glass pipe until it’s glowing red.  3. set the torch down, pick up the glass rod and touch the wax to the hot nail.  4. circle the rod around inside of the metal piece until all of the wax has been vaporized while sucking in. 5. once all the smoke is gone from the pipe, or until you can’t take it any longer before pulling away. 6. hold it in for as long as possible before blowing the smoke out. 

no matter how experienced you are, i’ve found very few people that can take a dab without coughing afterward. i have never coughed harder than i have with a dab. it’s very strong, so you don’t need to have a lot on the rod. however, the size of the dab is up to whoever is doing it.

for shits and giggles, here is some hilarious reactions from taking a dab that i have seen when smoking with people: coughing until vomiting, falling back onto the couch with arms across chest and eyes closed for a few minutes, falling onto the ground coughing until drooling onto the ground, and my favorite experience to witness — she started coughing and began to run around the house coughing until going to the sink, leaning her head under it and letting the faucet run water into her mouth. 

as for the feeling, it’s similar to an edible. there is no down-time after, unlike edibles. however, edibles last much longer than a dab. dabs are great for taking one of them and being high off of your ass, but i’m usually taking another one before an hour is up.

i hope any of this has been helpful to anyone. i plan to do this with other drugs like cocaine, ecstacy, acid, shrooms, xanax, oxy and more. please let me know if this is something you’d be interested in or if this was helpful to you!

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