#too soon to make this joke? lmao

[zimithrus1]

Source: clownkissersinternational

#tiger & bunny #tiger and bunny #tnb #t&b #tiger & bunny shitpost #t&b meme #albert maverick #barnaby brooks jr #shitpost #tiger and bunny spoilers #too soon to make this joke? lmao #I'm having too much fun with these haha

[choccy-milky]

MC doing what we all wished we could do (aka napping on the floor with ominis )😴💕

#ill never get over how he just sleeps on the floor its so cute to me and seems so at odds with his personality which makes it better #hogwarts legacy #hphl #ominis gaunt #ominis gaunt x mc #ominis gaunt x oc #ominis x mc #hogwarts legacy ominis #hogwarts legacy fanart #hey look everyone its my nameless MC aka just brown haired clora LMAOOO #its like when u play a fighting game and you and your friend both choose the same chara. this is clora with a diff colour scheme BAHAHA #this has been in my wips for like a year im not even joking im glad to finally actually draw it properly LMAO #i also love how all of my ominis centric posts involve him on the floor/talking about the floor LMFAOO EVEN THE SMUT ONE #what can i say i just love a man who isnt afraid to chill on the floor ok #also i love a hypocritical man LMAO apparently. i always make seb a hypocrite and now im makin ominis one too #HOW COULD U SLEEP ON THE FLOOR MC? #meanwhile #also srry but dont get ur hopes up for more ominis content anytime soon this was just in my wips and i rly wanted to finally have it done #A RARE TREAT FOR THE OMINIS GIRLIES #choccyart

[empressofmankind]

Grabs @ruledbyproblematique 's shoulder and wheezes

#is it too soon to make this joke? #cackles #I am not even in the same Blue as sorry #still #talking about writing #instead of writing #I'd like to nominate 'maximising buggy's insecurities' #as an Olympic sport #why? #I'd like to win at some thing some time #lmao #buggy thoughts #one piece #sir crocodile #buggy the clown #buggy x oc #crocodile one piece #buggy one piece #cross guild #KINDA

[whatareudoinginmyhouse]

Ok so uhm- This is real random but, why do I feel like Hater would use/say your mom as a response/insult like it would go smt like this-

Awesome: That's why you're lame Hater

Hater: Oh yeah! Well your mom!

Awesome: ...Dude literally no one says that anymore, get with the times grandpa. What is this the year 2016??

Oh and him saying it to peepers would probably look something like this-

Peepers: Alright sir, what do you think of my pitch for the invasion today?

Hater: Your mom.

Peepers, dryly: Ha ha, very funny sir. Little do you know that my mother disowned me.

Hater: WAIT WAT-

Peepers: Don't worry the feeling is very mutual seeing as I disowned her too

Hater, confused: PEEPERS WHAT?

#woy #lord hater #wander over yonder #emperor awesome #commander peepers #I feel like the watchdogs would laugh whenever hater says just 'your mom' as a response no matter what situation they're in #yea the watchdogs are pretty immature #i also feel like peepers would get mad at them for that #also why do i feel like when hater says your mom around wander and Sylvia #wander would probably respond with “that's not nice hatey :(” or idk smt like that #and sylvia would probably just laugh at him then walk away #weither he says it ironically or unironically is completely up to you lol #o and before i forget he def makes yo mama jokes too #i also feel awsome would've made yo mama jokes #but then he would stop as soon as they become unpopular #do with this what you will lmao #shitpost

[akkivee]

i wake up with them and these on my mind and i’m devastated tbh lmao

#this is vee speaking #i must be going thru something lol i was drawing yesterday and letting bat’s 8th live day two play in the bg #and was nearly brought to tears on several occasions LOL #these can badges circulate to the forefront of my mind every so often and i want to vomit in excitement lmao #truly i have not felt very sane lately LOL #*gently holds these* but i………………….. want them lol #i bet the rhyme anima producers saw how thirsty people got over nanami jjk who has the adult businessman appeal d o w n #and went ‘hey!!!! we have our own older tired adult appeal character that doesn’t look like a drowned cat!!!! let’s do that with him!!!!!’ #and this we have the cuntiest hitoya yet LOL #and i hope they continue to go all in on it too lol pan up shots legs spread loosening necktie shots making his vices look Fine LOL #i like jyushi’s badge because it captures his paralysing beauty very well i think 🙂 #like i stop breathing whenever i make eye contact with this can badge and i’m not joking lmao #while we’re on the subject of jjk!!!!! the way touji literally gutted gojo that one time is how i feel every time i look at kuukou’s lol!!!! #i wanna cry!!!!!!!!!! he’s so happy!!!!!!!!!!! i’m happy and it’s because he’s unalived me with his smile!!!!!!!!!!! #man october CANNOT come soon enough lol!!!!!!!!!!

[queerpyracy]

listen we've all been guilty of confusing a personal reading with inarguable canon but i'm gonna need everybody posting about victor being chronically ill like that's the only way to interpret his frequent illnesses to become slightly more familiar with genre conventions

#i'm just. it's All The Time now #it's fine if that's the reading you bring to the table!! #but people making jokes about victor taking a fever bc the creature was Too Spooky aren't doing something wrong lmao #god isn't the email serial starting soon. no one perceive me i'm just a grump #babbles

[francoisceverts]

my parents didnt wanna know what sex i was as a baby until i was born (laughs in nonbinary hindsight) but as someone who was therefore nicknamed after noriyuki haga as a baby bump, im exercising my right to gatekeep motogp i dont trust f1blr to be normal abt it

#our sporting culture is fundamentally different to f1 we have v diff histories and experiences #i dont trust the 'how dare u make jokes abt seb retiring its TOO SOON' crowd to handle motorcycle racing and its deaths normally lmao

[harryswinks]

just realised luca and dami kinda remind me of this lad from uni who was not only vile to my housemate that he was going out with but also really nasty to one of the other girls i lived with but like. trying to stand up to him was so hard and draining because he’d just laugh in your face or turn it back round on you he was such a fucking wanker i hated him so much 🤢

#like i look back and i was like yeah i was scared of him lol #one time i was revising in my room and he’s come over and his gf said don’t make too much noise outside stacey’s room #so he decided to burst in. with his dick out #anyway i’d dropped a link on the floor and hadn’t picked it up and he trod on it #served him right 🤢 #*pin not link lmao #he also got angry at me once because we had a whiteboard and he basically called the other girl he was horrible to fat on it #so i wiped it off and he was like omg you can’t take a joke #like you were being nasty to her??? why would i leave that up #and then by the end of 3rd year he broke up with my housemate #then when i met up with the girls last year i found out she’d fallen out with the 4th girl in our house #because just before lockdown she text her like ‘btw im dating ryan now’ #and she tried to warn her that he was a dick and she wasn’t having any of it #anyway. he cheated on her as soon as lockdown was lifted #stacey speaks

[moss-sprouted]

i love all of you who make the ibuprofen is my best friend posts

however ibuprofen and me are NOT friends because of its tendency to tummy hurt and i will not be friends with someone who does a level 9000 attack on my organs if i forget to drink water

#i was gonna say also kissing you on the mouth but i thought that was too soon #i alsp cant make the whole joke work with phrasing it in a way that doesnt make sense as to why i bring this up #but i was thinkin about it #also it doesnt do that all the time and i cant prove ibuprofen has fucked my stomach up However #i cant take the risk lmao

[nimomo-mo]

Vent

#but who in their right mind would say that his traumas are on the same level as mine #theyre worlds apart and i didnt mean it like a “ha ha my life is better than yours” but more of a “i shouldnt complain” #which is wrong too ofc you cant compare things like that! a broken thing is broken no matter what broke it #and we both are mentally fucked to the point that we are actually disabled #but we both cope and bond with gallows humor and joke about our horrible traumas #because at some point it stops being a horrible story that you gotta be serious about. and turns into a story so horrible its funny #you know what i mean?? #like how would anyone be able to keep a straight face when told that i was beaten and bullied to the tune of peppa pig hfhskjshg #“greta gris nöffnöff” while kicking me hfbskjfhs like making someone oink in tune to the song is hilarious #its horrible but hilarious #its the same with his stories where he had his fucked up family stories that we just laughed about because it was so horrible #but this time i went overboard with my half joke half concern comments #and it turned awkward and i hurt him and now im here venting after weve already made up #im sorry ted i love you youre a great friend and i hope you get therapy soon #we botj are mental wrecks and you desperately need meds hahah #i hope to see where you end up in the future and i hope you get to see me finish engineering school #i hope we stat friends for a long time and keep up with eachother even when far apart and doing our own thing #im gonna be horrible with contact tho i always am lmao #also i hope yours and noahs marriage goes well i love you two youre great #also i hope noah get their fucking mental health cyecked too god damn theyre an autistic trigger wreckage #i cant talk about traumas with anyone else because the worst thing on earth is when someone pities me. or feels sorry for me #stop it! im not weak! im not pathetic like that! dont pity me! its disgusting! #ugh. unfortunately us making fun of eachothers trauma leads to a guilty partypooper feeling when trying to get help #cant really reach out to ted without feeling awkward or guilty or like a killjoy making things worse #i love him but damn. i hate hate hate hate having panic attacks in front of people and even more someone that normally jokes w me #idk

[boredymcbored]

SO She

Can't do it. Notice how it wasn't "didn't like at all", or "a misunderstanding" or, my favorite, *silence*. It was "can't return those affections." Which makes me feel better in a way.

Not even cope. I felt so gaslit those other times when someone felt affection but didn't feel as into it as me. Cause I know I wasn't tripping. And in this case, I know I wasn't again. There were clear signs of ~something~ being there. But ultimately, she couldn't. Which is understandable. And I can speculate why. I'm leaning towards her not being as available as I thought. But I honestly can't hang myself up on it. My entire 20s I've had to prove how loveable I was to my object of affection. Honestly, to pretty much every single person I've ever even crushed on. And the question is... why? I'm smart, I'm fun, I'm funny, I'm cute allegedly (lol a bit tongue in cheek), I have a cool life I'm carving out, I'm a good listener, I'm great at emotionally supporting someone and I'm just an interesting person. I'm worth while. I'm a catch. Why should I pine for another person that can't, for whatever reason, like me?? Even with the truly loves, and the drunken call at night and the tiktok afterwards and insistence on hanging out initially and the mutual attraction? It doesn't really matter if they can't give themselves to you. Cause you can prove and prove again and they still will say no or fall out of interest since it's not what they wanted. And you deserve to be wanted baby girl.

Which is why I don't think I'm as hurt as I thought I'd be. Cause I felt her pulling away lately. Cause I've chased and I'm tired of doing that. Cause I anticipated the 'no' more and more.

Don't get me wrong, it still stings. It actually hurts more right now than a couple minutes after I got the no. I really liked her and wanted the more I saw. Wlw minds run so fast, I put a lot of stock when I probably shouldn't have; over the move talks and *dreams*. But I still get to hang out. And be goofy. And free the vulvy. Yeah, I know the visit up north to cuddle post snow day vision won't come true. But you still get to be around in a non strained relationship. Not the first time I liked a friend and the it could only be just friends.

And oh my fucking god, I don't feel gaslit with the way she answered, I cannot stress that enough.

Sometimes you lose out and that was me today. And in the love sector, it's been me a while lmaoo. But I'll find a way and a person, whenever. At least I don't have to stress as much anymore. Crushes are exhausting. This is a big win for my rejection sensitivity though. I've been taking risks speaking on things that I want like more pay or this. And I got a couple wins. And some compromises. So an L was coming. But it wasn't nearly as bad as it could be or has been. My head reality hurt much worse than actual reality.

#i'll still be sad #someone on tiktok months before said that a relationship ending still puts the party through a stage of grief #and I have to grieve my thoughts of a future *together* #or more so what that future together would look like #i'm not leaving anytime soon #and I have to mourn all the dopamine that comes from thinking someone likes you #but I also have the freedom to not worry about the stress that causes too lmao #so positive #maybe now I can use this website for more than my women issues please? #guess that makes that critical failure joke by her sting a little more tho LMAO #The dice do NOT be on my side smh #Again love wise #oh booo i thought of so many cute ass things #and some kinky ass shit my GOD was I wet for her #oh well f7 21 gun salute #it was fun but now the fun transforms into different ways #i'm actually so proud of the way I'm handling this #this exact same shit happens in my mid 20s and i'm shitting crying throwing up #i think the last two flings made me less jaded #team not as delulu #still very delulu tho lmaooo #it def hurts more now today though #processing n such #lemme get my unloved ass to bed LMAO

[rene-darling]

WHEN- you store things inside your boobies

...very obviously fem reader lmao, you store things in the middle of your chest...

...lyney...xiao...itto...wanderer...

Lyney

You're showing lyney a card trick that learned.

But no matter how much he tries to figure out where you hid the card he just can't get it.

He never usually does this but he's just too curious!!

So he's been asking- no, begging for you to tell him how you did it and where you hid the card!

After much pleading and you repeating "a magician never reveals her secrets" you finally spill.

You tell him to watch carefully and he nods.

His eyes widen and his mouth drops open as he burns red.

You reach down your shirt and pull out a card from in between your boobes

"I- you uh..ah.." he's stuttering, not sure what would be an appropriate response to this.

You just laugh "see, this is why I said you can't do this trick, your tits are too small darlin"

"h-hey- making you blush is my job! Not the other way around!"

he's used to making snarky remarks or dirty jokes he can't believe he fell for this!

Xiao

Xiao recently gifted you some adeptus beads

They were meant to ward away evil spirits and demons and keep you safe when he's not around

However, he's noticed that he can't seem to find you wearing them around your neck, so he decided to ask you about it

"y/n where are you keeping the beads I gave you? I didn't give them to you just for you to leave them somewhere to collect dust."

He huffed offended you wouldn't keep the charm on you.

You already insisted on not calling his name when in trouble so you should at least keep the beads on you!

You just looked at him amused telling him you had them on you but he insisted you showed them to him, so you did.

Pulling down the neckline of your shirt you reached your hand in to grab said beaded necklace.

His mouth dropped once you showed it to him and his face bloomed "i- y-you..you have no respect for the adepti!" he vanished after yelling that likely to hide his blushing face, and his boner

Itto

Recently you've hid one of ittos little purple bugs right before his little match with some kid

He's frantically searching for said bug, insisting that he has to take that one or he won't win! Not that he will either way

"y/nnnnn! Are you sure you haven't seen my little bugger! I really need it!" he's whining like a little baby!

Feeling bad for him you finally relent telling him you might have an idea of where his beetle could be

"REALLYYYY!!! You're the best babe-" you tell him to watch carefully as you pull your shirt down and from in-between your valleys crawled out the purple beetle you had hidden

His mouth dropped his eyes looked like they would pop out of their sockets (imagine gojo when he looked at megumi)

"not fair y/n! Why does the beetle get to stay there and not me!" he's thinking about it being unfair,

Then the next second he wants to see if the beetle would fit in between his tits,

Of course, they do. I mean have you seen his tits? He's very proud of that fact

Wanderer

Nahida recently sent the both of you on an expedition together

He acts like he's not happy but deep down he's happy to be traveling alone with his beloved

Recently you both stopped at a shop to buy something but he had forgotten his mora back at camp.

He looked towards you waiting for you to pay, he narrowed his eyes suspiciously at you when you looked at him amused and asked "you sure"

"just pay." well, he insisted, so why would you deny?

As soon as you reached down your shirt his mind short-circuited

You pulled out a mora pouch and handed some mora to the shop keeper like it was nothing and then again stuffed the pouch down your tits.

Grabbing the things you started walking away as wanderer stood there just blushing violently

Looking back you yelled "are you coming or not darling?" he snapped out of it following after you

"did you really have to do that in fucking public?" he huffed in embarrassment, walking back home with a boner is annoying

#genshin x reader #genshin impact #genshin imagines #genshin hcs #genshin xiao #xiao x reader #xiao fluff #xiao hcs #Xiao #lyney x reader #genshin lyney #lyney x y/n #Lyney #suggestive #genshin fluff #itto imagines #genshin impact itto #genshin itto #itto x reader #arataki itto #Itto #wanderer headcanons #wanderer x reader #wanderer imagines #wanderer #fem reader #scara x reader #Lowkey the itto part was unhinged even for me💀

[karmaphone]

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#too tired to actually ask for help #if u see this feel free to ignore lmao #my life ✌🏻 sucks ✌🏻 and will ✌🏻 not ✌🏻 get ✌🏻 better ✌🏻 soon ✌🏻 if ever ✌🏻 #there are ways to improve my life. if i blow it the fuck up :) which I won't do bc I'm a pussy :) #<can't even make a you are what you eat joke bc they aren't able to have a healthy sex life even. they're not even allowed to have sex

[queenerdloser]

ax throwing is homophobic now bc when the ax throwing teacher told me i wasn’t holding arms straight enough i made my usual “well i’m just not great at doing things straight” joke and he didn’t laugh. PLUS. he accused me of having very limp wrists (derogatory). 

#this happened like three weeks ago but im still thinking about it #no joke it was 20m of him trying to teach me how to throw this axe and i still couldnt do it lmao #my secret is that i absolutely cannot learn a new skill while someone is actively watching me #i'll be way too anxious about how bad i am at it and make a bunch of self-deprecating jokes instead of trying #like as soon as this guy wasnt watching me i was fine #liveblogging life #anyone: do this thing straight #me immediately: oh i dont do things straight #i make that joke SO much because tbh it fucks and i love it

[like-wuatafauq]

"Do you work well under pressure?"

*me going into anaphylactic shock as my roommate drives me to the hospital 25 minutes away*: hey----its----okay--- *grabs my roommate's hand* dont----worry---

My roommate: *panicking*

#personal #txt #ahhhhhhhh i feel sooo bad my poor roommate was freaking out and he did such a good job tho #at least i can put that in my resume lmao #ngl a few days ago i was like why does it feel like im about to die🤔 am i almost gonna die??? nahhh #my whole fucking body hurts #jfc #i lived tho so thats okay😌 #im gonna say its because the girlie took my breath away with her selfie and cute nails and hair and pretty bigooo eyes #its fine tho #im fine #everythings fine #i just got out of the er a few hrs ago is it too soon to make silly little jokes😅 #to be fair its helping me stay calm

[angelsheartts]

୭ JEALOUSY ˚. ᵎᵎ ~

#pairing : lucifer, adam, alastor, angel dust, husk, valentino, vox, x gn reader.

#cw: jealousy?, +18 in valentino's/vox's part, suggestive content ig, cuss words lmao.

#notes: u guys don’t know how much i wanna know why lilith made a deal with adam, and how could she even fumbled lucifer.

⋆.ೃ- LUCIFER .

i don't think lucifer gets jealous easily, at least, but if he is jealous, he will surely become reallyyyy clingy and will try to show off. i mean, he's the sin of pride, after all.

being the partner of the king of hell really meant that there would always be people staring at you, even ones who had no shame at all and would flirt with you, sometimes even in front of lucifer.

"would you mind if I bought you a drink, sweetheart?" a powerful overlord asked you, making lucifer raise an eyebrow and look at the overlord with one of his annoyed characteristics expressions, and before you could even reply anything, lucifer had already bought you both the whole menu of drinks while clinging onto you. "do you think this is enough for you, (name)?" he asked, making the overlord stop bothering you both and making you gasp a soft sigh, knowing he did all of this with such an innocent face, as if he wasn’t getting annoyed just a second ago.

⋆.ೃ- ADAM .

his ego is too big for him to even consider the idea of being jealous, but boy, does he want to get rid of the fucking asshole who is talking to you.

even though you were adam's third wife/adam's first husband, you were nice to being around. not like your husband, who always made snarky comments about everything and everyone.

sometimes, though, people would flirt with you without you noticing, making your husband really irritated and dragging you away while flipping off the angel who initially flirted with you and making some snarky remarks about them. "(name), that bitch was literally fucking you with his eyes! you should have called me before, next time make sure to be around me, got it?" adam called out, making you giggle since his insults were sometimes so unexpected.

⋆.ೃ- ALASTOR .

alastor is the kind of guy who wouldn’t get jealous; maybe once an extermination you would see him acting a little possessive over you, but really, this guy knows your soul belongs to him, so why would there be a need to feel jealous?

actually, only your friends at the hazbin hotel where the only ones who knew about your relationship with alastor; it made sense, since he knew you could get in danger if someone else found out.

that didn’t meant that angel dust wouldn’t take the opportunity to flirt with you as a joke while trying to get a reaction from you. "(name), i think you would get pretty popular if you started to appear on my films" he said jokingly to you, while alastor just looked at him with his usual smile "i don’t think that (name) would want to get involved in that kind of stuff, angel dust, isn’t that right, dear?" alastor answered, kissing your cheek, and leaving you speechless since he mostly kept his affection for when the both of you where alone.

⋆.ೃ- ANGEL DUST .

for me, he may get jealous depending on who's hitting on you; if it’s some random imp, it won’t really bother him; he will just tell them to fuck off themselves and leave you alone, but if it’s someone like valentino, oh boy, he acts VERY different.

angel dust didn’t really like you being in the porn studios were he works, because he knows that valentino is waiting to say anything to you, and because he simply thinks you don’t belong in a place like that. he thinks you’re much better working at the hazbin hotel or wandering around the pride ring.

"(name), aren’t you a supportive one? you know that if you want, i could make you a star lik-" "val, we're on set soon" angel dust spoke, looking angrily at valentino. "well, looks like your little boyfriend doesn’t want me to talk to you; i’m sure we’ll have plenty of time the next time," valentino whispered, making you stand there awkwardly.

as you both were finally at the hazbin hotel, anthony asked you not to come next time, since he really didn’t want valentino talking to you ever again. "(name), you know i really don’t want to get you in trouble, and you know that outside of the studio we can do whatever the fuck we want, but still, thanks for the snack you brought." he said, smirking, and letting you cuddle into his arms like you always do after an exhausting day.

⋆.ೃ- HUSK .

husk would only get jealous or, well, mostly, frustrated if someone interrupted you both, like if you both are just having a wholesome moment and someone just steals your attention from him, he’s a cat after all AND will be grumpy afterward.

you were having a nice chat with husk while having a drink at his bar, but as he was explaining you something, alastor came along and asked you something between the lines of 'if you had seen charlie or vaggie' since he had to talk to them about some business about the hazbin hotel.

after alastor left, you turned to look at your partner, noticing how he had been growling this entire time. it wasn’t really loud, though. "tsk, that radio demon really needed to ruin the atmosphere," he said, making you give him a look "what? you know, i dislike the idea of him thinking that he can just do whatever he pleases with my stuff." hearing your partner's words, you knew you had to reassure him that even though alastor had interrupted you both, your attention was still set on him and no one else.

⋆.ೃ- VALENTINO .

he’s valentino, he surely and kind of obviously gets jealous whenever you’re talking to someone that isn’t him.

the workers in the studio know that since you worked there, you've only filmed with valentino; nobody questions why, and nobody really cares whatever reason their boss has to not let you fuck with others.

today, though, a worker intended to jokingly flirt with you. "(name), i think that if we make a video together, even the most pure souls would want to watch it" oh, well, that wasn’t even a little funny to valentino.

"such a slut for me, mmh? you really thought my sweet (name) would even think about fucking with you?" valentino smirked, while thrusting into you. he had his eyes set on the demon who flirted with you, not even caring about the fact that he was on set.

⋆.ೃ- VOX .

this man has the same jealousy problems, or even worse, than valentino. he's actually such an attention whore, so he obviously would despise everyone who tries to flirt with you.

actually everyone who works for the vees knows how jealous vox is, and that’s because this is a situation that often happens: if someone is even looking at you a little longer than usual, he will become insecure and try ANYTHING he can so he can have your attention on him. like i mentioned, he’s an attention whore.

today, the outfit that velvette chose for you might have made some people stare back at you. i mean he can’t judge them; you looked so fucking good in it, but hell does he want to have you all by himself, so what does he does? take you to his office so he can have you all by himself.

"(name)," he mutters while keeping his hands all over your body. "you knew what you were doing, huh? making everyone stare at your body, but i’m such a good partner for not making a fuss about it, right?" he asked, waiting for you to atleast praise him, 'cause like a already mentioned he’s an attention wh- lmao.

#lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel adam #alastor #angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #valentino #hazbin hotel vox #female reader #gn reader #lucifer x reader #adam x reader #alastor x reader #angel dust x reader #husk x reader #valentino x reader #vox x reader #hazbin hotel #jealousy #smut