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BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"

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is it just me or does the way people treat like "dopamine" and "serotonin" in modern pop psych context read exactly like balancing the humors

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#not me putting on nails when I think there might be the slightest tiniest chance of getting railed.............

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“if you’re working a full time job you should be able to afford to live on your own and have access to food and transportation” gonna be real with you brother. everyone deserves this. Not just people working 40 hrs a week

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Likes me a man that can cook

🥰 yet another Senshi because I’m enamored w that dwarf

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#one of the things keeping me from the dentist ngl #last time I went they were so mean about it like sorry my extreme depressive spiral is offensive to you personally

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i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.

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every few months some annoying motherfucker makes a post asking why it's called 'spirk' instead of 'spork' or 'kock' and the short, easy answer is: spirk is already the silly ship name, the og ship name is 'k/s' and the og og ship name is 'the premise', because spirk is a ship so old that it was around before ship names were invented. now never come into my house again.

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'If you don't like graffiti look away like you do for genocide"

Seen in Austin, Texas

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the queen of punk

#prev literally

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really? another album? didn't she just make one??

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I will say it is hard to be nice to people here when so much of casual tumblr vernacular is just… inherently hostile. Some of you genuinely do not seem to understand that there are alternatives to flippantly insulting strangers.

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Why did they do him like that 😭 (Eclipso issue #11) The way the creeper is drawn in this series is not flattering, same with some other characters

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#me after three shots an eddy and a blunt

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the thing about misha collins coming out as straight that always gets me. ALWAYS gets me. is that he said it. even today in 2024 i have to read “collins made a statement that mistakenly led fans to believe he was bisexual” and then the QUOTED STATEMENT IN THE ARTICLE. is “i am bisexual”. they keep trying to tell me that’s not what he said but he did. i feel like truman in the truman show. like what the hell are you talking about who are you talking to!!!!!!!!! he said it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wakes up in a cold sweat remembering the tag games i was mentioned in but forgot to participate in

#IM SORRY I LOSE THEM IN MY NOTES

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#NOT THE SHERLOCK HOLMES/LOKI TAG UNDERNEATH TOO