#my whole fucking body hurts

[the-100th-witch]

Moving a whole house is insane I'm dead

#personal #my whole fucking body hurts #we're near finished except for some larger furniture #but the uhaul truck goes back Monday afternoon so we gotta get that shit over tomorrow before 4pm #which we got some so there's only a few more #i got all my shit over tho so at least there's that

[doggbite]

spent over a year spiraling in quarantine so i wouldnt give my elderly parents covid. my elderly parent just gave me covid.

#my lungs feel like paper bags #my whole fucking body hurts #its been less than 24 hours since it started it was nice knowing yall

[like-wuatafauq]

I need to move out I think it's time I start looking for that nice little cottage that comes with a garden, one of those pretty little femmes that know how to bake and are super affectionate,and a few cats because I legit think this apartment has more than just a gas leak...

#the way my body knocked me out today and i got all fucking hot and aching #i think my body is trying to prevent me from going into shock again #my whole fucking body hurts #jfc #personal #txt #i need to spend my mornings kissing up on a pretty lil femme #on a serious note i can feel my body is going to have another serious reaction and the way my fucking bodg hurt this afternoon fuck #idk how much my body can handle rn #at first it was a little hehe haha now its like jfc sleep can only do so much #cottagecore #or whatever

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

wormie wormie wormie wormi-

#tiny little guy!!! teeny thing!!! #i imagine that wormie acts kinda like a cat mixed with a crow #also she Violently wiggles her whole body when she sees barnaby. thank you for coming to my ted talk #fully convulsing. acting as though she's jello in a centrifuge #and she Does Not Stop until she is held so barnaby has to figure out how to pick her up w/o hurting her #its very amusing in my mind... hes laughing his ass off as she flops all over the place #she doesnt make noise except for very brief quiet squeaks!! #also wormie is not technically female. no one knows what the fuck she is if anything #but barnaby started referring to her with feminine terms and it Stuck #kinda like finding a cool object and going 'oh she's neat' #yeah like that! #wormie lore hidden in the fantasy au... #scribble salad #wh fantasy au #im melting picturing barnaby holding her by the 'handle' #he commissioned the harness himself... made out of the same leather as his gloves! & the same etched design as his boots! #guys im so soft thinking about them.... barnaby and his little pet worm... #i imagine he teaches her tricks... carries her on his hat.... baby talks her cause she's just that tiny how could he not.... #im picturing a Scenario where barnaby full speed full force bodyslams eddie who was just walkin along #like Full Force. eddie flies back ten feet and leaves a groove in the dirt when he lands - everyone goes Hey What The Fuck Barn?! #but as soon as he does it barnaby is rushing over like 'omfg im so sorry but i had to - you were about to step on wormie'

[deathdaydreamm]

man I have had a fucking crazy week

#I got covid #I got fired from my job I think BECAUSE I got covid #I had to take a pregnancy test today because my period was 4 days late #and then GOT my period 5 minutes after taking said pregnancy test #now i’m in so much pain because i’ve been eating more so it’s twice as bad as usual #and now i’m on the couch electrocuting myself with a TENS unit #because I have NO more ibuprofen left #my whole body fucking hurts #and i’m still somehow in a good mood 😂

[twilight-skies]

Ok so we’re all in agreement that post canon when everything’s chill Jeong Jeong and Piandao are living their best cottagecore-but-mansion lives, and we all love the ‘Aang tells JJ about the Sun Warriors and Piandao convinces him to go see it for himself (cuz he def doesn’t believe it)’ idea BUT might I now suggest:

what if he spends longer there than Aang/Zuko/Iroh did to learn more and finds out that they have healers too. Fire Healing is a technique that exists similar to the more known Water Healing, but it’s existence got buried as one of the many secrets of Firebending forgotten with the Warriors themselves. What I’m saying is Jeong Jeong returns and spends years practicing (still terrified of burning someone who’s already hurt) and exchanging letters with both the healers he met and Yugoda until he’s mastered it, eventually becoming the Fire Nation’s first known Bending-Healer. And then perhaps at Iroh or Zuko’s suggestion he teaches it to (a stable to the point where she wants to better herself but can’t figure out how) Azula. Healing with fire is more difficult then with water and as a new art is still a rare skill by Korra’s time, but Jeong Jeong and Azula learning it and teaching it to others is how we eventually get this: (perhaps zuko has it become an essential technique for Fire Sages to learn?)

(Disclaimer I haven’t seen tlok yet so idk what else happens in this scene other then a woman using fire to figure out what’s wrong with korra)

So yes this whole post is just about the two Firebenders we never got healing arcs for becoming their nation’s first healers and both learning the essential truth that fire is more than death and destruction or rage and suffering <3

#so yeah here’s my headcanon for what happens with both Azula and Jeong Jeong postcanon #enjoy #atla #Jeong Jeong #Azula #avatar the last airbender #atla headcanons #fire healing #pianjeong #this idea came about when I was thinking of that gif and had the thought of #a few years down the line or later #the gaang or at least sokka are visiting zuko when someone tries to assassinate him #they both fend it off but sokka takes a hit meant for zuko #falls unconscious and when he wakes up the first thing he sees is princess-fucking-azula kneeling over him #and moving bright white flames over his body #and our man doesn’t even think about how his leg suddenly hurts a whole lot less (like as if Katara was there) #and immediately flips the fuck out when she smirks at him jokingly #cuz he was kinda out of the know about what was going on with Zuko’s Crazy Sister or That Crazy Firebender Guy Who Called Him an Oaf #But Lives With Master Piandao For Some Reason #(the reason is gay) #avatar: the last airbender #gifs #tbh I obv agreed that Azula deserved some sort of redemption but I couldn’t see a way it could happen that I liked. until I thought of this

[angelstrawbabie420]

boy i tell ya what this ankle is causing problems

#mowing the lawn for the first (possibly last if i leave here) time this season #idk why it’s hurting so goddamn much ive cleaned the whole house w this fucked up ankle #perhaps it’s bc there’s so many bumps the lawn here is NOT flat at all #i keep freaking out thinking im gonna crank my ankle and fall down or smth #so every ten minutes i come inside to make myself stop freaking myself out #and i stg this shit is gonna take 2 hours at this point #my ​body function properly challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[lastofthe20thcenturygirls]

#my favourite ever pictures of them together #she's soooooo #and he's sooooooo #and they look sooooooooooo #no wonder a whole generation and a half grew up thinking they were married #idk which movie's photoshoot this is #but i just know it's rahul and anjali #SRK crisis hours #kajol #bollywood #shah rukh khan #i should actually be opening my laptop and start reading before i get an email from my uni #but stupid fucking brain is mad at someone so i can't focus #also damn pt hurts #i thought at least my body will be pain free but who knew even physical healing requires you to go through more pain first #anyway look at my parents so beautiful #i do blame these two for the heart annoyances i am going through rn

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

okay weird q incoming but what ways do you think speedsters can get sick? Like to my understanding, they can’t really come down with normal virus’ like the flu, right? But they could get things like chronic migraines?

NANOBOTS!!! This is one of the best pieces of canon lore ever. I did a whole post on it but TLDR: normal human metabolisms have so much shit going on that they don't even notice nanobots in their body BUT speedsters have hyper accelerated metabolisms that are the equivalent of the straight A's overachiever in school on meth. So speedster metabolisms do notice nanobots and they attack full force, triggering all of the body's defenses and responses.

But the nanobots are metal so it obviously doesn't do anything. It just leaves the speedster lethargic, feverish, vomiting, dizzy, with a headache, sore muscles and a runny nose, ect. It's basically an allergic reaction.

Now, poisoning them can work depending on what the poison is/what the dosage is. You would need a 100% fatal poison and you would need a fairly high dose. Because speedsters heal fast and they have a hyper accelerated metabolism, so any poison that is based on toxicity (alcohol poisoning for example) would be out of their system faster than it could even take effect.

But poisons that can't be cleared out/processed by the body (take cyanide for example, it binds with the chemical receptors in your body making it physically impossible to use oxygen) wouldn't really be affected by their metabolism at all. So while the speedsters could heal the damaged tissues from these poisons fairly quickly (making it seem as though they were only slightly affected) they would ultimately need time to do so, time they would not have if it kills them first. This isn't technically what you are asking because there would be no substance that 'makes them sick', there would only be 'fine', 'not fine for like a minute and then fine again' and 'dead'. (... unless they were hooked up to a steady supply of the toxin)

Likewise, (this is getting more into theoretical territory, less canon) there might be some illnesses that would affect them? Not for long but if you got something super fucking fatal like Rabies, it might make them display mild cold symptoms for a day or something.

I don't know though. They have really fucking good immune systems. And even super fatal diseases can be fought. Take my example of Rabies, while it is commonly thought to be 100% fatal once symptoms show up there actually have been cases of people surviving it. Rabies is a very stealthy and fast disease, so the main problem with treating it is that your body's immune system isn't fast enough to stop it. People have survived by being placed in medically induced comas (slowing their bodily functions and thus the disease) for long enough that the medication can eradicate it. So for a speedster? That's gone in a minute tops. You would need an insane disease that I'm not sure even exists.

There's also like... pregnancy and menstruation. Growing pains, muscle pain from running is a BIG ONE, being dehydrated/starvation, blood loss, ect. Lots of ways to fuck with a speedster in a way they can't immediately fix.

There are also speedster specific ailments. It's basically 50/50 if a natural born speedster gets a weird highly fatal aging disease. Sometimes speedsters can be born without a kinetic energy shield which makes using their powers at all incredibly fatal to them. All speedsters will have connectivity issues at some point that can be fatal. Sometimes Time Gets Bad™ (shout out to when Barry kept chronically stealing time from people/things every time he used his powers). Sometimes they have too much energy and can't maintain human form (shout out to when Wally didn't know what the speedforce was and was accidentally cosplaying Ghost Rider). Velocity 9 is a highly addictive drug that works on speedsters and makes them display typical addiction behavior (and withdrawal). V9 can also cause a speedster to 'overdose' (burst into flames/lightning/energy). They all have the constant urge to yeet themselves into the speedforce. Ect.

#here's the thing: they are made of speedforce but its not a skin deep thing. you feel me? like their CELLS are made of speedforce #so all shit still affects them #i keep saying that they don't need oxygen or food to survive and thats true but its only if they're actively compensating with speedforce #cause they can get energy from the speedforce or they can get energy from oxygen and food or both. they can't do neither #and they don't really *know* or understand that theyd be fine with JUST speedforce energy. they still think they need oxygen and food #so if they were suffocating or something they might instinctively crank up the speedforce to compensate but they're also very stupid #so they might just die. idk it really depends on who it is how much they know and how much SF they're drawing on #cause like... energy beings need energy yo #i hope this makes sense #the muscle pain one is interesting cause Wallys early runs are really big on the whole hitting the wall thing #he would hit a wall that he physically couldn't break through and it caused him a lot of pain. #some of that was not being hooked up properly cause Wally wasn't hooked up properly until he was an ADULT #because he is FUCKING INSANE and he just went 'huh i guess this is my limit and i will stay below it' liKE AN INSANE PERSON #anyway some of it was SF issues and some of it was mental but he actually got really really hurt anytime he got close to the wall #REALLY bad muscle pain. and like... it was potentially extremely fatal. 'breaking down your body into little bits' fatal #he doesn't get that anymore because hes properly hooked up now but jfc that man treated 'entering the death zone' like it was #the high score to beat at his local arcade. he took it as a fucking challenge. absolutely insane dude right there

[coridallasmultipass]

Shit Post venting hour let's go:

Trans Bro/Trans Dirk has endometriosis (*enBROmetriosis, because people are shitty and don't get that guys have it, too), even AFTER getting a hysterectomy, because, unfortunately, sometimes our bodies are just transphobic like that. (True story, bro...) He doesn't get symptoms regularly post-op, but when they hit, they hit like a plane-wreck - it's a huge disaster for one, and it also becomes everyone else's business.

Trans Dave doesn't have endo, but still goes through a lot of pain relievers for normal cramps. He forgot to tell Bro they were out of medicine last time.

Cue Bro stuck hugging the toilet, sick from how much pain he's in as soon as he wakes up, and Dave doesn't hear him call out for healing.

As soon as Dave hears Bro talking about Advil, he immediately remembers his mistake and realizes why Bro's been extra volatile lately (PMS/PMDD/etc).

#i know it's cringe dude but im living it and i know theres nothing more cringe than not being able to breathe bc it hurts too much to move #or waking up from not sleeping all night only to vomit as soon as you get up bc it hurts too fucking much and you didnt get meds yet #endo is a special hell my body has made for me to punish me for being too trans #ditched the uterus so my body downloaded a trojan uterus to replace it except now its all over my insides... #...even tho im on medicine thats supposed to suppress endo growth #im having a whole mental breakdown over it and saw someone talkin shit on trans dirk so this is for them specifically (blocked) #fffffuuuuuckk these cramps holy shit im dying literally any pressure on my abdomen is too tight even just my sweater resting on it #homestuck #bro strider #dirk strider #bro #dirk #trans bro strider #trans dirk strider #trans dirk #trans bro #striders #endometriosis #trans man #hoooly fk im tryn not to die rn jfc i might need to puke again #emetophobia mention #endo #enbrometriosis #art #vent #ShitPost.exe #Cori.exe #Image.exe #Create.exe #i had to stop typing tags to go puke bc the pain is so bad lollllll

[bad-surprise]

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#my whole body hurts so bad #why is this happening right now #ugh i know the answer to that but i don’t like it #nausea and anxiety too 😭 #fucking hate when i have a decent stretch where i feel ‘normal’ and get abruptly reminded that i’m disabled

[falldogbombsthemoon]

Thihihi I feel so good

#my fucking heart is racing. there is nothing to race about. #my fucking ribs hurt. #my legs hurt. #and i didnt do anything for school and i didnt do anything all ina ll today #and i mught write a test tmr #aaand a vocabulary test + i didnt do homework although my teacher specifically said to do more homework #and i cant fucking have my mind u distracted :) #so i cant learn what doesnt really help with making me feel better #i just really dont want to go to school tmr #but i have art and art with my friends tmr #and i really wanna do that tmr #i feel my fucking heart pounding in my whole body #and i do wanna sleep now but i cant bc school shit but i wont do that anyway #shits fucking stressing me out #and i cant fucking tell my teacher why i didnt do my homework bc as soon as i talk about how i feel i get wobbly #but i dont do my homework hes gonna write my parents which deeefo wouldnt help either #bc all they would do is restrict my phone and ipad even more and i really do need my distraction #haha :3

[like-wuatafauq]

"Do you work well under pressure?"

*me going into anaphylactic shock as my roommate drives me to the hospital 25 minutes away*: hey----its----okay--- *grabs my roommate's hand* dont----worry---

My roommate: *panicking*

#personal #txt #ahhhhhhhh i feel sooo bad my poor roommate was freaking out and he did such a good job tho #at least i can put that in my resume lmao #ngl a few days ago i was like why does it feel like im about to die🤔 am i almost gonna die??? nahhh #my whole fucking body hurts #jfc #i lived tho so thats okay😌 #im gonna say its because the girlie took my breath away with her selfie and cute nails and hair and pretty bigooo eyes #its fine tho #im fine #everythings fine #i just got out of the er a few hrs ago is it too soon to make silly little jokes😅 #to be fair its helping me stay calm

[reamed]

ya know what I’m deciding not to give a shit if my job doesn’t like me missing work bcuz I’m in agonizing pain

#txt #it is what it is #fuck it we ball #like idk what else to do #and it really erks me that my boss thinks she has the right to tell me I need to go to the doctor #because bitch I’ve been all my life I’ve been misdiagnosed with stomach viruses utis and it’s never that #I’m not risking being misdiagnosed again. I’m waiting for my gyno appointment bcuz it has fucking everything to do with my period/reproduct #REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS #like hire more people if it’s such a loss when I’m gone ?????? #don’t fucking text me telling me that “As a mom I’d tell my kid to go to the doctor😇 as if my parents aren’t fully aware of the pain I’m in #and have been fully aware since I was 10 years old #I know what’s going on bitch I don’t need to waste money at a walk in clinic for them to tell me I have a uti or my stomach is just hurting #u think jus fucking about with this shit. no I plan for this every month. usually it’s not terrible. this month has been hell #there’s nothing I can do to avoid it. I take meds and they barely do anything #i deserve to rest bcuz I’ve been busting my ass this year and last through this pain #i can afford to miss a few days off work. sorry yall can’t #I’m sorry for ranting this had jus been an issue my whole life. they used to grill me as a kid at school for missing #and it reminds me of that so much and it makes me feel like a child again #being told It’s JuSt period CrAmpS just TakE medicine #meanwhile I’m literally puking from pain #meanwhile my insides feel like they are blistering and on fire and my lower body is being yanked to the floor #ok sowwy I’m gonna go cry about it now

[disposal-blueeee]

VARGASTOBER - day 4 : squee

#vargastober #vargastober2023 #squee #squeegee #jthm #todd casil #hello g #starts fucking crying #i uhhh uhhhhh #let's just pretend i didn't skip scriabin okay ........... #i spent the whole day in bed #i really thought i wasn't sick anymore #but then SUFFERING #i'm so so tired my whole body hurts #i really thought i wouldn't do anything today #then suddenly #out of nowhere i get a sudden burst of energy that LITERALLY made me jump out of bed #odd #i find drawing shmee incredibly entertaining #which is funny because i always keep saying he's ugly or something #i should go to sleep ......

[spacejammie-eimmajecaps]

This has not been my week

#got sick #had two heart episodes in one day after going a very long time without having any #hit my head on the edge of an open cabinet hard enough for it to swell up immediately #and today my head has hurt so bad that ive not been able to get out of bed for more than like 1 hour total the entire day #cant tell if im still sick or if i gave myself a concussion #oh and my heart is still all sore/achy from the heart episodes from a couple days ago #and my body hurts #like this week has sucked so bad #this whole month has sucked actually #fucking allergies and fucking migraines from the weather changing so much and fucking not sleeping well