the-100th-witch

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my dream surgery is a hysterectomy where they put a 100tb ssd hard drive in there instead

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nobody wants to work anymore

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😭😭😭😭

#ai #LMAOOOOOO

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physically im not here but mentally yeah im not here either 

#im somewhere

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all these marriage r/relationship_advice posts involve people my age. how are you even finding time for marriage. i'm at the gocey store

#I'm at gocey store and I'm crying bc I cant find the refried bean ToT

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STOPP SHOWING THE CREEPY GREY BALD PPL ToT THEY SCARE ME??!

#ARE THEY FROM DUNE STOP #SHOW ME HOT DADDY OSCAR ISAAC

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#sry if you like TS I don't #I think shes overrated and also needs to stop using her big ass jet #but I also accept any criticism on my faves also that's ok

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🌸🌼🌻Spring Asks🌻🌼🌸

April - what’s your favorite time of the year?

Apples - favorite fruit?

Bees - what’s your go to spring outfit?

Blossom - what’s your favorite flower?

Bubbles - Do you like bubble tea?

Changes - what signals the changing of the seasons to you? 

Collegiate - did you go to or are you going to university? what are you or did you study?

Comfort - who is your go to comfort character?

Cream - do you wear make-up?

Crush - any irl or online crushes?

Daffodil -  do you like to garden?

Daisy - do you have any pets? If not, do you want any?

Exciting - ideal type of unplanned adventure?

Favorites - what’s your favorite show, movie, and book?

Flowers - what’s the nicest thing someone has surprised you with?

Fun Facts - what’s something people would never guess about you?

Grass - do you get hayfever or spring allergies?

Hobby - what hobbies do you have or want to get into?

Holiday - favorite springtime holiday?

Introspective - what’s one thing you would have done differently in your life?

Jam - favorite thing to bake?

Kiss - what was your best kiss?

Lemons - what’s your favorite type of dessert?

Light - night owl or early bird?

Love - what’s your love language?

Matcha - what’s your go to coffee/tea order this time of year?

Meadow - do you prefer the beach or the woods?

Money - what would you do with your life if money was no object?

Music - what’s been on repeat lately?

New - what would you do if you won the lottery?

Ocean - what’s your favorite sea creature?

On/Off - what are your biggest turn ons and offs?

Partner - describe your ideal partner.

Past - what advice or wisdom would you bestow on your younger self?

Persona - what’s your mbti? your enneagram type?

Picnic - describe your ideal spring afternoon.

Pride  - what is something you’re proud of?

Quaint - do you prefer the city, countryside, or suburbs?

Rain - what’s your favorite type of spring weather?

Recommendations - do you have any fanfic recommendations?

Sage - what life advice would you give to someone younger?

Stars - are you into astrology? If so, what are your sun, moon, and rising signs?

Striking - what’s your favorite color?

Status - what’s your relationship status?

Thrill - what is one thing you’re looking forward to?

Touch - do you like hugs?

Travel - if you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?

Universe - do you think there’s other life out there or are we alone in the universe?

Vernacular - what language do you wish you could speak or want to learn?

Warning - what would your warning label say?

You - what’s one thing you like about yourself? One thing you dislike about yourself?

Youth - do you feel your age?

Zoo - what’s your favorite animal?

#ask meme #:)

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my advice to any kids in school who pride themselves on their grades is to make sure you have other things that you are proud of too, cause one day you're not gonna have grades anymore.

explore finding things you like and realize all the things you do have worth in their own way.

#fucked me up for a hot second #but the world was dealing with a pandemic so idk it even out? #but not by a lot #by end of school I wasn't drawing as much so it was a hard time #now that I have my art again and my other little hobbies it helps a LOT

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#now that I passed that stupid test yesss

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i hope good things come to every last one of you fucking idiots

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Anutka

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this too shall pass