We've got:
-burnt-ass cookies(?)
-a jet-black cake with an edible skull decoration. Cut it open and the layers make a rainbow!
-muffins. they taste like shit because I ran out of flour and put ash in instead.
-lemonade(?)
rest assured all proceeds from this bake sale will go toward my efforts to summon hell
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Two jackasses and a demon
Powder picks up witchcraft, and hell nearly breaks loose in her bedroom. Now, it’s up to Vi and Caitlyn to deal with the consequences (read on AO3).
Warnings: None
Rating: Teen
Characters: Caitlyn Kiramman, Vi, Jinx
Pairing: Caitlyn/Vi
Tags: Accidental Demon Summoning, AU - Human, AU - Roommates, Demonic Possession, Guardian Angels, Hypothermia, Huddling for Warmth, Pillowforts, Mutual Pining, Love Confessions, First Kiss, Getting Together, Fluff & Angst, Happy Ending
Words: 3,5k
for: Fresh Femslash Salad Bar on Dreamwidth
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Get to know our characters! Reign of Winter Edition
Abraxas Hillrunner (he/him) - His name isn’t the only thing about him that’s sick as hell. This werewolf is a powerful druid, a fighter of great skill, and a gourmet chef. Likes: thick men, dragon murder, protecting nature by any means necessary >:) Dislikes: heat, cities, rigid rules.
Andromeda (she/her) - A goofy, child-like human oracle of REDACTED, born and raised in the Hoarwood Forest of Irrisen. Likes: drinking blood, shapeshifting, draining enemies of their lifeforce uwu. Dislikes: overly serious people.
Bayani Mavros (he/him) - Our resident himbo, an oread kineticist with memory loss, he’s still a mystery to us all. Likes: taking care of children, working out, you know... ;) Dislikes: prying into his past, death :(
Buwan (he/him) - Smart, thoughtful, hiding a dark past and a darker power, he’s a half-elf summoner with a gigantic psychopomp bunny wearing an Orville Peck mask for an Eidolon. What’s not to love? Likes: death positivity, reading and learning, good manners. Dislikes: absurdity.
Menet Serbanea (she/her) - A commie Varisian hailing from Osirion, with big biceps and a bigger heart, Menet is a human paladin of Khepri, and follows only her scarab-God’s law. And he hath commanded: ACAB, eat the rich, and keep that clown nose firmly upon thy face. Likes: funny people, studying all sorts of martial arts, revelry. Dislikes: nobility, greed.
Odessa Grenadé (she/her) - A suave ladykiller with a sentient teddybear friend named Jim, a gun that she inherited from her father, and an abundance of secrets. Likes: sliding over cars while she shoots, drinking, carousing, merrymaking. Dislikes: being confronted.
Pippa Locksley (she/her) - Robin Hood but with way more swag and a slicker tongue, our luxury-loving rogue-sorcerer often takes the lead in our diplomatic ventures. Oh yeah, and she has a Sphynx cat familiar that shares her face named Argentea. No big deal. Likes: redistribution of wealth (after she gets her cut, of course), good food and fluffy beds, Calisitrian decadence ;) Dislikes: dirt, discomfort, rudeness.
Get to know them better by checking out our show, Fantastic Worlds: A Pathfinder Podcast. All 100+ episodes (along with our other shows Far Beyond the Stars and Fairytale Fix) are available now on iTunes, Spotify, and anywhere else you might get your podcasts :)
Art by arabird (@AraArt6 on Twitter, arabird_art on Instagram)
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