We've got:
-burnt-ass cookies(?)
-a jet-black cake with an edible skull decoration. Cut it open and the layers make a rainbow!
-muffins. they taste like shit because I ran out of flour and put ash in instead.
-lemonade(?)
rest assured all proceeds from this bake sale will go toward my efforts to summon hell
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Whenever someone calls Tim out for making a small mistake like forgetting a birthday or mixing up a case file, he gets up and apologises like a fucking YouTuber trying to claw their way out of being cancelled
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anyways, the thing is that joker as a villain was important post-jason's death, but pre-jason's resurrection he was used sparingly & he was honestly. in jail or arkham for most of that time? let's see:
immediately post jason's death, he's presumed dead for about 6 months
when he comes back, bruce has him put in arhkam
he breaks out once while bruce is out of town, tim & alfred put him back
he stays in arkham until bane breaks out all of the villains in order to break batman. he hires a motion picture studio to film him killing batman, but alas this is azbats & azbats sends to him blackgate. he does get away on the way here, and then goes into hiding and doesn't do anything for a bit bc he doesn't want to do anything bc he doesn't care about fake batman.
at some point he's caught and put back in arhkam. as far as i remember he doesn't really play a role in contangion or legacy?
he's firmly locked up during the entirety of cataclysm. he and the other villains torture a guard & he does manipulate another resident to commit a crime to torment batman but during this time he is firmly locked up.
he is *let out* with all the other arkham villains by jeremiah arkham immediately prior to no man's land and is trapped in gotham for the duration of the year, during which he's a pretty minor role because they save him for the last villain captured.
he is captured at the end of no man's land, and sent to the slab.
he is imprisoned in the slab until joker's last laugh in which case he instigates a break out and jokerizes everyone due to being told he's dying of a brain tumor
following joker's last laugh he's left in the slab in solitary confinement for a good deal of time.
at some point he breaks out for batman: hush, following which is war games and then utrh
so in that period, he got out of imprisonment a grand total of 4 times (maybe 5. there might be a random break out involving etrigan in there that i missed). 2 of those times he was *broken out* by someone not him/extenuating circumstances out of his control vs him breaking out. this was a real-time period of *15 years*. so while it seems like he's "in and out of arkham constantly" he's really. not. the system of keeping him in prison *works* for the most part (at least during that period). the times he does get out and attempt to cause harm, he is usually stopped and his victims saved. he doesn't really escape any more frequently than any other villain, or cause more harm than them when they escape at the time his body count wasn't more *excessive* than say, poison ivy or killer croc or two face or the order of st dumas (who infected gotham with a super virus and killed hundreds of thousands of people with ebola) or even ra's al ghul (who also attempted to use ebola to wipe out all of gotham, but was thwarted. the important part is he was going to do it.). so yea, the fact is. while they've jumped the shark with the joker in recent years he wasn't this huge constant menance. he was, for the large majority of it, actually doing his time. idk.
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can i be fr for a minute?? sending abuse to people online for holding different views than you is not activism and in fact actively hurts your cause. most people are not extreme in their viewpoints, you can give them a new perspective if you're willing to spend some time explaining shit. if someone is saying something you disagree with and you rush in there to condescend to them and call them disgusting and subhuman and dont even TRY to explain calmly why their views are harmful, they're going to shut you out instantly and double down on their views.
most people are simply genuinely ignorant to the issues they're talking about - they just pick their views up from the news and the world around them and express opinions because that's what every person does. if you run in there and tell them they're scum for it, what then? if someone does that to you, are you going to think "maybe i should do some research" or are you going to think "this person is an asshole, im blocking them." a lot of you think you're activists and then refuse to do any kind of actual WORK to support your cause.
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going to be so brutally honest here for a second because jesus you guys are really getting on my nerves…
ship wars are stupid. ship wars are dumb.
this whole bucktommy vs buddie thing is pointless.
you are hurting yourselves, and others, if you are constantly wishing on the downfall of someone else’s ship just because you personally do not agree with it.
guess what? the beautiful thing about television is that you can interpret it however the fuck you want!
if you don’t like bucktommy- ignore the posts! get out of the hashtag! block people if you must!
if you don’t like buddie- same fucking thing!
this is getting out of hand and it is making people not feel comfortable voicing their opinions any longer (i, being one of them).
just ship whatever the hell you want and leave the others out of it! we are all just here to have fun, make fun little theories or headcanons or fanfics or fanart etc etc
stop making this unenjoyable for all of us. thanks.
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i can't believe there's a most annoying tumblr users poll and nobody nominated me when there are literally posts about how i'm the worst tumblr user out there with more notes than the population of some people's hometowns, but i'm glad nobody did considering how much harassment i've dealt with because of those posts to the point that i wouldn't wish the experience on my worst enemies. what a stupid, cruel idea. i hope whoever came up with it is ashamed of themselves.
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I will never apologize for being anti harassment and anti censorship and if you don’t like or understand that then you’re free to block me.
I’ll never change my mind about those two things bc I have been against those since long before the days of the internet, let alone my time in fandom.
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i'm sorry but this is sending me into the goddamn stratosphere, if you send people to physically attack my mom, torture my sister, cut my six year old son's head off, threaten to murder my toddler, and then also threaten to rape my six year old daughter, i would be very happy and jovial in declaring war on your psycho ass for pulling that shit on people who literally didn't do a thing to you.
consequently, if i sent people to physically attack someone who never did me any harm, torture my sister who never did me any harm, cut my six year old nephew who never did me any harm's head off, threaten to murder my toddler nephew who never did me any harm, and also threaten to rape my six year old niece who never did me any harm, i would be very full of regret and sorrow for what i've done, because those are bad things that i did.
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Friendly reminder to the RPC: people are not required to run their blog a specific way just because you personally want them to. If you're that bothered for some reason, don't whine to them about it, don't throw a fit, just unfollow.
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