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hope everyone who didn’t get a chance today manages to get a hold of the creature from the black lagoon doll tomorrow. they didn’t rlly do a good job of letting ppl know she’d be available early access for fang club members today. in fact i think the only place the information was available was on the product pages on creations itself. so uh .. it’s nice to hav fang club early access to a skullector, but it would’ve been nicer if the early access was made more obvious

#i mean. i didn’t get the early access email until she was already marked as sold out #luckily i was on the countdown page with an hour to spare cause i get a bit obsessive sometimes #which on occasions like these pays off #either way. badly handled but i think we’ve all come to expect a hint of incompetence #plum.txt

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Unmute !

#many thoughts. head full

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honestly i hate black knife alecto so much im sorry. the black knives r cool as hell but this bitch specifically can sidestep off a cliff holy fuck. she was so EASY the first time i fought her now i jst bluescreen every time i enter the fight i swear

#plum plays elden ring: holy hell

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honestly im losing my mind w these npcs and enemy npcs in elden ring. where the fuck do they get off on making vyke and sellen so hot

#NO. BUSINESS. being that attractive #also shoutout to mad tongue alberich. he’s real pretty good job babe #plum plays elden ring: holy hell

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Hoisted

#cats

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accidentally poured a bunch of points into dex instead of strength when grinding to meet reqs for golden halberd n had to sacrifice a larval tear. L

#i noticed immediately after i selected confirm #at least i remembered what my stats were all at so that’s okay #and i had more larval tears than i thought i did #so it’s fine #plum plays elden ring: holy hell

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i am once again dreading the juno hoslow invasion bc ive realised he’s a lot easier when ur a melee build. he’s not dreadful if u use sorceries but it jst seems to b the way of things that a lot of faith based magic casts a hell of a lot slower than int based magic

#i can switch to melee tho. i hav an almost fully upgraded golden halberd which shall hopefully be put to good use #but i don’t /want/ to switch to full melee. ideally #plum plays elden ring: holy hell

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lov seeing a new url in the notifs. hey there my guy welcome to whatever the fuck this is

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REMINDER TO NOT TALK TO THE GUARDIAN ABOUT DIY HRT IF ASKED ❗️❗️❗️

Susanna Rustin is a huge TERF too, and a quick search of her name on The Guardian brings up repeated proof.

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the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

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#does it count if my parents named me after a fictional character but it’s a sneaky one

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i like 2nd+ playthrus of souls games bc there’s always that one area that absolutely destroyed you first time round but on that 2nd or 3rd run ? straight thru no issues pop the kettle on i’ll be home for tea early

#it’s the subterranean shunning grounds for me #horrid little place. awful #but i like getting down to the frenzied flame. i like having the option #also considering im doing a faith/arcane build now .. i want my blood incants #plum plays elden ring: holy hell

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was talking w my dad yesterday n we were jst discussing what was on the news, and it was something about trans healthcare, and we started talking abt gender and sexuality in general as well as taking time to ridicule the bigots, and i mentioned how when i first tried to tell my mum i was bi she was rlly dismissive so i didn’t bring it up again. n he jst said ‘yeah, I mean you never actually told me but i kinda knew. i remember one time when your uncle was over, he said to me ‘you know i think [my name] might be gay’. and i said ‘yeah, i think so too’. So i guess i always kind of had an idea.’ n that was jst. really nice. especially to hav the memory of my uncle, who passed away a few years ago and who i loved very much. it jst felt nice to hav that silent support, bc i was so scared to say anything for so many years jst in case another family member would react how my mother did. idk what this is about. im jst thinking

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tbh i took a break frm my holy hell run for a lil bit and i think it did me good. had some time to think abt what i need for the endgame build, n im thinking i like the combination of dragon and lightning incants. might throw some blood incants in the mix considering i already hav the arcane requirements .. but i cant decide what weapon i want in my right hand. golden halberd has crossed my mind

#i havnt really considered many other weapons cause i don’t see many realistically fitting w the build #eleonora’s poleblade has crossed my mind #but that’s not a surprise. it’s probably my favourite weapon in the whole game. love it #plum plays elden ring: holy hell