Titans 4x5 “Inside Man”
Mame-Anna Diop as Koriand'r
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Jaime Reyes sucks at driving and here's why
... What's up, Jaime? Is that your girlfriend? Why don't you have a car?
His old man runs a garage and he doesn't have a car ...
(Panel from Blue Beetle (2006) #26)
Throughout the 2006 series we seldom see Jaime drive. He's always carpooled with Brenda and Paco to school, and even after he becomes Blue Beetle full-time it's Paco who drives him around on missions. Which makes sense, considering he got the scarab at 16, leaving him little incentive to learn to drive and drive well when he could just fly. In issue #26 we see him do exactly that: he commutes to a family gathering by flying in in his bugsuit.
So Jaime is not the best driver. He probably drove Once™ and is barred from the driver's seat by everyone from El Paso to his Titans friend group. But no, it's not what you're thinking. He can drive. He just drives like a grandpa. Three miles an hour below the speed limit at all times, uses his blinkers religiously, and waits way too long to make turns because he doesn't trust that the gap in traffic is long enough. He gets to a busy junction and starts sweating bullets. The Scarab is screaming in his head about imminent danger. He's trying to read signals and Khaji tells him to just floor it. Everytime Jaime gets into a car the scarab is screaming about the stupidity of right of way in traffic laws.
The first time Jaime borrows the family car after the scarab fuses to his spine it goes like this:
Khaji: IF I WERE DRIVING WE WOULD HAVE ARRIVED 22 MINUTES AGO
Jaime: If you were driving we wouldn't have enough car left to arrive in!!!! not to mention all the pedestrian casualties!!!!
Jaime can't even help navigate the road with the scarab's built-in GPS system because roads don't make sense to Khaji and it never maps drivable routes.
Khaji: turn right in 500 feet
Jaime: khaji theres no road in 500 feet
Khaji: turn right in 200 feet
Jaime: khaji theres no road, reroute!!!
Khaji: turn right in 15 feet
Jaime: KHAJI IM NOT DRIVING THIS CAR THROUGH A WALMART, REROUTE
(dialogues courtesy of @lemontongues )
In conclusion, Jaime absolutely sucks at driving, thanks for coming to our ted talk
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Armin's Adams apple.
Yeah, that's all. That's my life update.
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Pink character of the day-★
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StarFire
From: Teen Titans(both versions)
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Daily drawing practice day 432 (6/5/23)
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i think that armin LOVES when you take control. he’s already subby like we knows this but i think it just gets him like RAWRHS. yk ?? and it doesn’t even have to be ina sexual context, like maybe your the leader for a project at work and your telling people what to do over the phone and he’s just sitting there on your shared couch like “please boss me around that like 🙂” anyway. armin ‘i love my girlfriend so much if she ran me over with a truck i would apologize’ arlert ! !
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Technus traps Danny in an old video game cartridge and throws him through the ghost zone. Danny and his game drift through a portal and end up at a thrift store in Jump city. His game gets found by the teen titans and he gets taken home. The team watches as Beast Boy and Cyborg start up the game and erase the save on the cartridge labeled Danny. Danny of course panics and uses his ghostly influence to mess with the game trying to communicate. The titans, except Raven, freak out. Raven recognizes there's someone trapped in the game and takes it to try and help Danny
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