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#yah #it's what the IMF and World Bank are for. they're just colonialism with a facelift

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remember your life doesn't end at 20. dante alighieri got exiled from florence at 36! you still have time <3

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#can't think of anyone on my list aside from Dane DeHaan *maybe* and even then I don't wanna sleep with him #I'm too queer for that

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No you won’t ever be exactly the same again and that’s fine, actually.

#Jason Todd if he went to therapy #aka WFA Jason #rip to HBO Titans Jason but WFA Jason's built different

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imagine being a villain magic user and you find the last remaining member of the All Caste, the guy who's borderline immortal and carries centuries of tradition and magical practices with him, you think this is your chance, you'll fight him fair and square, depending on the outcome you'll be able to beg him to teach you the ways of All or fight till death

you approach him, ready to fight, you expect a spells, you expect flamming swords, but what he does instead is break off a steal pipe, barehanded, and beat you with it

#it's the 'X if Y had a gun' meme. that fight would literally be over in a matter of seconds cause Jason ain't fucking around #dc txt

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five stars

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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

#socks sharing is actually the worst idea ever because people be having athletes foot and other conditions out here #you don't want to catch it

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#why does this give the same energy as that screaming woman / smug cat meme #duneposting

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Throwing this one onto my crack list of FeydPaul songs

You won't believe half the things I see inside my head

Wait 'til you see half the things that haven't happened yet

& of course:

I could see you being my addiction

You can see me as a secret mission

Hide away and I will start behaving myself

#feydpaul #duneposting #Spotify #it's crack because they're the farthest thing away from a T Swift song #also the whiplash of hearing this song on the same playlist as the other ones lol

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I can't watch more of my trans siblings die. please. you have to live. you fucking have to. don't let them win.

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Today I learned that the tag “laugh rule” refers to a rule where if you laugh you have to reblog something. Not me being on this site for years and years and thinking that people were making a joke about living under laugh rule the way you would live under, say, mob rule.

I’ve literally used the tag and been thinking to myself “ah yes, laugh rule. where humor is king and the memes you trade are the currency of empire”

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opening youtube dot com while logged out is like coming face to face with the devil

#yeah

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Sherlock Holmes? [Yes…?] I’m here for my appointment. You’re seeking a flatmate?

ENOLA HOLMES 2 (2022)

#really hoping they bring Himesh back for a 3rd movie #him as Watson would be the best straight man ever #films

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Sherlock Holmes, for all of the canon: "I'm not sure if it's normal for a guy to move into my apartment and start writing a biography about me, but I don't know enough about having friends to dispute it."