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#this one not so much its just vibes bro
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TOSHIZO HIJIKATA | “WHERE’S MY SAMURAI”
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distraughtlesbian · 28 days
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literally the best part of this whole stupid book iwlove weird obsessed horndogs thee villain archetype of all time. he’s so silly. “we could’ve had a life together”, he says to his lesbian ex-neighbour who he’s just shot with a crossbow bolt meanwhile her girlfriend who he’s also just shot is half dead across the room. god i love it here he said me and the bad bitch im going to fumble
#WHAT A FUCKING FREAK IJBOL!!!!!!#MORE PSYCHOSEXUALLY OBSESSED WEIRDO VILLAINS PIXELBERRY I KNOW YOU HAVE IT IN U.#their villains are usually so cringe and one note at least this one is memorable#mind you this could have used more buildup. up until like chapter 19 he still had the benefit of the doubt#his ass was NOT beating the twist villain allegations but the fucking freak allegations were a whole separate beast#and he could be presumed innocent in those. like sure i guess these are just average fanatic werewolf hunter antics.#like EYE had my suspicions. him sending that frat bro to sexually harass mc was a fucking freak move#but like in general he was coming off as someone who was just a normal amount of concerned about a friend of theirs falling in w a cult#like girl why am i following my cringe fwb into the pool house to be all ‘babe this isnt u :(’#i dont CARE i wanna go engage with the twist antagonist who at this point my mc still thinks is kind of normal/their friend!!!#but alas that’s just pb for you. we WILL NOT stick a landing ever. they make all the new writers swear to never write a villain that makes#sense or is well foreshadowed. ONLY side characters who you would never suspect bc they have like 5 lines in the whole book.#like you’ll never be duffy veilofsecrets you’ll never recapture that magic.#anyway. markus choicesalpha the fucking weirdo cringefail stalker incel loser you could have been…kermit looking out rainy window dot png#maeve speaks#playchoices#choices#pixelberry#choices alpha#channing lowe#markus barnes#side note this whole thing probably has a Much different vibe with a male mc#but as it is it’s like ijbol. channing is cringe and emotionally unavailable but how could you POSSIBLY compare to a buff werewolf bitch#he is so completely not a contender that its comedic to me. you think WE could have had a LIFE TOGETHER?#even if my mc had never ever met channing SHE IS A LESBIAN!!!! SHES GAY DUDE STOP IT LOL#and with a female mc and male channing its like yeah whatever average incel number 10 billion. wow youre going to kill me bc some other guy#is hotter than you? eyeroll. at least channing canonically gives great head.
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gayspock · 5 months
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not to sound like a cunt but i swear like 2 jokes about something will get passed around and then a load of dipshits will start twisting that everyone is so Utterly Vacuous... god forbid if every post you post to your tumblr blog is not an indepth reflection of your thoughts and feelings. for your tumblr blog is reflective of your Inner mind and soul and you must summon yourself to the Calling of crafting the most perfect and eloquent analysis of the video essay that dropped 2 fucking days ago .
#egg.txt#this is about the hbomberguy shit soirry lol#like i see one or two jokes abt haha he took them out )#and then suddenly its like: THE WHOLE CONVERSATION IS JUST ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MISSED THE POINT#DUDE its like a 2-3 ppl on tumblr who made joke posts that got traction#not to mention yes: ive seen MANY ppl posting abt how sad and unfortunate this all is#but those posts arent gonna get traction bc theyre quiet fuckin reflections on a topic for now#as such yeah bro the tag is dominated by jokes that really arent that serious.#idk ugh sorry to be such a twist im just soooo sick of the vibe everyone brings of like:#i see lighthearted jokes in this tag. HOW DARE YOU ALL DO THIS. YOU ARE ALL SO FUCKING STUPID AND YOU TAKE NOTHING SERIOUS.#like yes its a serious topic but again .... TWO GOD DAMN DAYS AFTER THE VIDEO DROPPED NO LESS... the thing thats gonna ALWAYS float to the#top of a tag is quick jokes.#and besides its like if you WANT to have those conversations thats great??? like cultivate them bro??#WHY not cultivate them instead of dominating the conversation with how stupid everyone is and how above them you are?#idk man its not just abt this#its abt sooooo much with the fuckn culture some ppl foster on this website#its the exact same with sillier shit like media#where some ppl think that u reblogging jokes abt a show / sth is like THE ONLY THOUGHTS YOU HAVE ON SOMETHING#blah blah blah you have such a superficial opinion of the characters and so forth#like relax. i just prefer to have discussions abt things not on my blog#jesus wept some ppl are desperate to think everyone is stupid
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boxdstars · 1 month
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She's literally holding onto him. Excuse me while I burst into a million tears.
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aria0fgold · 14 days
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My headcanons for the named trio in The Cursing of Chateau Castle series:
Josephandre is a big bear. It just fits for him I think! He gets he/him pronouns, and as a way to make him a liiiil more relatable for Mira, he'd have two craft types (Rock type being his main one and paper craft for the other). Battle style wise, I think it fits him to be more of a self-sustaining tank. He buffs defense, heals, and puts up shields. For his weapon, he'd use his fists like Isabeau. He'll be the second fastest in the trio.
Lady Irene-Janine-Kanine looks like an elegant noblewoman on the outside but she has vibes similar to Euphrasie! She gets she/her pronouns. Her craft type is Paper. Battle style wise, she's more on the offensive side, a main dps kind of thing. Most of her skills focus on buffing attack and speed, she'd have an item that helps regen her hp a lil bit and her chosen weapon is an umbrella. The tip is a sharp blade so it's used like a spear that has a hidden sword in its handle. Open it, and it becomes a shield! That'd be one of her skills too, although it's only applicable to her. She's the fastest one of the trio.
Pierre-Jacques-Erneste looks like a nobleman and carries himself as such! He gets he/they pronouns. Their craft type is Scissors. Battle style wise, he's more of a debuffer, skills focusing on weakening the enemies, slowing them down, poisoning them. Their weapon is a sword dagger, though he doesn't seem to be able to handle it well, how clumsy! But he Is a nobleman so it makes sense! Oh but... why doesn't he have a title? They're the slowest one of the trio, how strange, he seemed to be faster than Lady Irene-Janine-Karine that one time though.
#aria rants#how do i even tag these things bro im like-- why am i such a fan of a fragmented series in isat#okay so-- josephandre relied mostly on raw strength when he was travelling all alone before meeting the others#and i think he'd have a fun uncle vibe to him. which makes it easy for others to approach him and befriend him#but he Also carries a sort of pride and dignity to him which makes the others mistake him for a nobleman cuz of it#esp considering the fact that he later became famous for helping those in need and such.#lady irene on the other hand. being a noble she's always had to keep her guard up. also doesnt help that noblewomen#got the short end of the stick what with the ''arrange marriage'' things and being below noblemen#her umbrella weapon helps a lot in warding off the assholes. i think that during the journey with josephandre's party#she got to finally be herself without needing to sugarcoat her words in a way that a noble should. she would also figure out a#way to improve on her shield spell to not only apply to just her but her entire party too. she cares a lot about them after all#meanwhile i got a Whole scenario for pierre (being an illegitimate child of a noble family and all that. i made a post bout it)#he's actually a lot more capable than what he makes himself appear as. but its like part of the plan on getting the others#to lower their guards around him for when pierre betrays them. in actuality pierre is actually faster than irene altho#not much stronger still (irene and josephandre are still stronger than him) considering that pierre mainly focused on#stealth type attacks. hes more used to using a sword than a dagger (he mightve wanted to prove their worth)#it makes their battle style and weapon clash due to the fact that swords arent that good for stealth much than a dagger#its one of the reasons why hes trying to get used to the dagger than the sword. but it is a bit difficult to learn a new weapon
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watatsumiis · 2 months
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HI CALLING IN TO SAY YOURE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT, GA MING IS THE TRANSGENDER ALLEGORY EVER !! TO QUOTE A POST I ONCE SAW “if a guy is hated by his rich parents then he’s automatically gay” WHICH HOLDS TRUE IN EVERY SITUATION BUT THIS ONE IN SPECIFIC !!!! RATTLING HIM
(ALSO, XIAO AND ZHONGLI… THE DYNAMIC EVER FOR SURE)
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
like . guy hated by rich parents is so gay coded but in some cases its just REALLY trans coded. i think in general its just queer vibes or maybe neurodivergent in a very very specific way .
but like. the way gaming is with his dad, especially their interactions towards the end. his dad saying "youre a good kid" . not son. kid. that reeks of a parent who still hasnt 'let go' of their kids assigned gender but is trying. the vibes. the energy. is just. its so.
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merry-the-cookie · 2 years
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omg has anyone said anything abt Ash in D3 and Cal in C3 (or the reverse). I just think cashton and sunflowers y'know...
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ur so right. here are some flower boys for you 🌻💖
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gorbo-longstocking · 3 months
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sorry to keep posting about my job but [farnsworth voice] great news everyone! im working significantly less hours next week (or according to the schedule i looked at five seconds ago its not up in the app yet) so ill be back on the writing grindset. my preferred grindset.
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scalproie · 11 months
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theres a non-zero chance that I will eat those words but still: if I had a nickel everytime the mk community saw a sub zero and immediately jumped on saying its bi-han I'd have. idk two-three? nickels at this point
#i did NOT forget you all saying the masked sub zero in the snowblind trailer had to be bi-han. like no cmon it was obv kuai#anyway I see literally everybody in the tags saying the guys in the mk12 trailer are hanzo and either one of the subz bros but like?#am i the only one who believe those are completely new scorpion and sub zero?#for scorpion its a bit tricky bc hes the only one who wore that mantle-#but the gentleman onscreen didnt gave me much hanzo vibes? outside of the general scorpion-ness#but the sub zero? i dont think its either of the bros. bear with me:#sub zero as a character has two sides and both are relating to scorpion. one is the bloody sworn enemies bc of personal affairs (bi-han)#and the other is the one that eventually is either neutral toward scorpion or downright get along with him (kuai liang)#a single brother cannot embody both aspects of sub zero because it would make the other brother irrelevant#but if they tried to do it. them going with kuai is more likely. bi-han has never gotten along with hanzo thats his whole thing#so unless theyre REALLY shaking things up. why would they even entertain the idea of hanzo and bi-han being sworn brothers in the trailer?#also i saw people saying its bi-han bc this sub zero doesnt have a scar: guys kuai didnt have his scar for the entirety of mk9#so yeah i dont think that bi-han. this is more likely to be kuai. BUT i dont think thats kuai either#the vibes are not there. just like for ''hanzo''#long story short: Im leaning toward thinking this is a new scorpion and a new sub zero 👀#tagging later#mortal kombat
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made-nondescript · 2 years
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sometimes i go a little bit insane thinking about the towns of early western america and how many just aren’t there anymore people’s whole lives washed away by sand and sun with nothing but dry, old wood and stone foundations and mines, now empty, to prove they’d ever been there.
sometimes i go a bit nuts thinking about all the cemeteries no one has visited in decades because they are miles from any development, now. wooden headstones reduced to kindling and the stone ones worn down so far that you’re lucky to make out a single letter. fences that have long since stopped serving their purpose.
places built to be temporary but even still were at one point were full of people’s friends and family and hope. i don’t know. a little crazy about it rn
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retvenkos · 2 years
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here's one for you, olive: cym as animals? (i wanted to send in cym as cities first, but i'm pretty sure I already sent it someday, because my brain can only hold like 2 thoughts at the same time asjsjsbd).
MUTUALS — let me know if you want to be included or taken off!
i don't recall the cities cym though i will have you know i know other capitals and cities as like,,,,,,,, Very Vague Concepts and so if you decide to send it in it's going to be like,,,, the most inexplicable casting ever asdfghjgf vaguest vibes only. but!!!! feel free to send it in lololol!
ALSO! i’ve decided these cyms are going to be Vibes Only, no explanation, we die like men. so,,,,,,,,,, take this for whatever you want lololololol
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@musicallisto​ — koi fish
@scvrllet​ — crane
@mirclealignr​ — greyhound dogs
@swanimagines​ — moose (my gut reaction was a swan though i cannot lie)
@ughgclden​ — humpback whale
@donnakenobi​ — just a really big, fluffy, black cat
@amortensie​ — foxes (though the desire to say cat was my first impulse, i will say)
@anthonysharmaa​ — orangutans
@davey-in-a-minivan​ — horses, but like,,,,,,,, the shire horse? i think? like the one in brave?
@heliads​ — sea turtles
@oceanspray5​ — koalas (though it does feel criminal to not choose one from the ocean asdfghjhgf)
@noesapphic​ — the white tigers (is that their like,,, official name? i honestly can’t remember.)
@champagnesupernxvas​ — wombats
@teaand-dreams​ — camels
@the-radio-star​ — coyotes (though i think it’s telling that my first impulse was to say the chupacabra asdfgjhgfd)
@moonlit-imagines​ — galago bush baby
@brokenandheadoverheels​ — pangolins (also known as one of my favorite animals just lOOK AT HIM—)
@biqherosix​​ — bees
@locke-writes​​ — python
@missameliep​​ — addax (i think that’s what they’re called? you know - the white antelope?)
@permanentreverie​ — bison (though my first thought was haha canada = mOOSE)
@juliastrojan​ — scarlet ibis
@murswrites​ — black footed ferrets (though fossas was a close second, those things are just,,, incredibly cool)
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sludgeguzzler · 1 year
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so much people post about how tiny little things will make them drop a fic entirely. im out here ignoring the wildest grammatical errors and giving all the credit i can muster to a fic just because the author posted it
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fangedtracks · 1 year
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crying screaming throwing up etc etc etc
#chatter#em#made me TWO!!! playlists#we like to express our love for each other through playlists which is actually so cute of us#but they made me a playlist themed around i love you ! so some songs i've heard and some new ones#which is always a treat!!#they also made me a playlist themed around slow dancing in the kitchen#and they included songs ive sent them and offhandedly mentioned how i wanna dance w someone in the kitchen to them#god . i know it sounds like a small thing and a silly thing for me to be crying about but . i just#its so fucking crazy to me they listen? like of COURSE they listen theyre a god damn sweetheart and they know me sometimes better#than i know myself#as someone who kinda just vibed a lot alone and got used to solitude its crazy to me ill mention something once and they'll remember it#like i made a joke that if they wanted to get me anything for my birthday they should get me mothman#and guess what#they GOT ME A MOTHMAN PLUSHIE AND ITS THE CUTEST THING EVER (after them of course)#and its just like . oh my god? you not only listen to what i say but you remember? and you genuinely know who i am?#like . what the fuck bro that's crazy#yall know that tweet thats like you get kidnapped and theyll return you if you can speak about something for 30 minutes#yeah i could speak about em and how much i love them for like actual hours .#i just feel so incredibly lucky to be known and loved by them yknow? its . yeah . its good#it hurts sometimes because they're far away from me and sometimes my heart gets so excited i just. need to squeeze them and theyre not here#BUT as ive said before i would do this over and over and over and over and over just to say hello to them once more#EEP we're going to be together in like 3ish weeks HOLY FUCK#this reminded me to buy my concert outfit eugh im gonna look soooo cute actually#ANYWAY#my heart is so full and i love them an incredible amount <3#UPDATE ON THIS: i changed my blog title to 'oh loverboy' yesterday? and theres A SONG CALLED LOVERBOY ON THE PLAYLIST THEY SENT ME#OH HHHHH MY GOD MY FUCKING H E A R T#we're really on our own wavelength huh
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revon-aurora-borealis · 4 months
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you ever really wanna make an oc for a piece of fiction youre into but nomatter what you throw out there none of it sticks and everything about them doesnt sit right with you?
ive had this before, and typically i just abandon the oc or suddenly something sticks (this is that case for both my Agent 3 oc and Neo Agent 3 oc)
the thing is in that case i needed to make them for the story and i already was like interested in making them anyway
at first i was into the idea of this oc but the more i read this manga the more i just... feel like shes stupid and doesnt work, all the ideas i have for her doesnt work nomatter how much is toy around with them, it kinda feels like she exists just to have special connections to the characters i like and this one oc i thought of kinda just exists to be romantically involved with this one guy and i dont like it
the just feel bland af and only one of them i feel like adds some extra substance i wish was there for the story, but part of that could be there just by writing one of the characters im into differently
i dont want a self insert here either, i want to design someone, i want to make someone else, i want the mirror that reflects me to be shattered into small bits
im stuck in a creative rut rn cuz of my period and winter and i fucking hate it
i think ill just focus on skycotl fn ughhh
i think its best i take a break from this manga fn
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guinevereslancelot · 4 months
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best sailboat name suggestions go
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hot-coffemilk · 9 months
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I was having a good day so far
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