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It all started with a joke (Charlos one-shot)
second time trying to make sense of these charlos thoughts in my head. I dont take myself seriously so no one should take my writing skills either. I do these mostly for me, when i feel like it. English is not my first language either and i barely reviewed what i wrote so... read at your own risk.
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It all started with a joke.
"Hey, did you heard what everyone is saying about us? That we are the most handsome driver pairing in f1 history." Carlos said with a teasing smile that only handsome men that know theyre handsome men know, while he was scrolling through his phone, sitting in that red couch, in the free time they found when working together .
Charles giggled in return while he was in a distance from him, "come on, lets focus on the performance on the car for now, carlos, please!"
"No i was just saying, cabron, i think it might give us a boost, you know? in our confidence, and even better our ~performance~"
"you just love yourself too much dont you?" Charles said shaking his head lightly.
"Ehm... ok, now ill be serious. But its quite funny, i guess. i still feel flustered by it, actually, when the girls call me guapo out loud sometimes... i just try to get used to it joking, you know".
"I mean, theyre not lying. Youre indeed a very handsome, aaah- how do you say it? Cabron. A very handsome cabron, i'll give you that."
"Ok connoisseur of beauty, gracias for the compliment even though you just called me a bastardo"
"I cant make you get used to much to it, mate.-"
"Maaate! What are these people on?" Carlos said with a cackle in his throat.
"Ok, now you got me curious, bastardo, let me see what are you-"
"~he looks at him like he wanna kiss him so bad~" carlos said mocking in a over sweet toned voice.
"Oooh my god, these people are really going crazy nowadays" Charles commented between their shared laughter.
"Look at this one: 'i want someone to look at me like he is looking at Charlie's lips' -now where am i even look-"
"To be fair, it really looks like it, Carlos, sorry" he let escape a shy laugh.
"Shut the fuck"
"You have to look at the picture, carlos... try to understand their narrative, its very simple, come on"
Charles zoomed in the picture and showed carlo's eyes darting in the direction of his lips.
"Eh, cabron, now that looked really weird, to be fair" he grimaced. They looked into each other and there was a awkward silence until they broke into laughter again.
"Look, we have this effect on people apparently... cause we are so handsome, these weirdos just want us to start making out in front of the camera! I guess its something in their brain chemicals" Carlos said moving his fingers like trying to explain a magic trick.
"Oh mate, come on, get off of it now, this is too much junk for today" charles said with his breath apparently catching up now after laughing so much.
"Yeah, i think its enough, carlos closed the instagram app and put the phone in his pocket."
The awkward silence fell again.
Charles, desperate to break the unconfortableness, tried to start a conversation: "but like, imagine if there were actually, you know, gay-uh-lgbt people and they have to live a life like this, with people analyzing every move they make, in formula 1 in all places-"
"Yeah, you're right... like, we live in a such microscopic world already, and then having people to judge you because of, you know, something that is not even related to the job, like- yeah that must be though" Carlos complemented, now the conversation got into a more serious tone.
"I mean, that sucks. I heard about that guy called Adrian Sutil, and its not that i care, but i mean, we have no idea where he is now- i mean, good for him i guess- but its... i dont know how to explain but maybe its like these people dont even show themselves that much like we do you know?"
Carlos nods while listening and looking at what charles has to say intently as he speaks.
"Like, we and lando, we just go around kicking, punching ouselves in the groins all the time because we dont have to worry about it, you know?" Charles continued.
Carlos says now back to his joking tone: "Ah, this motherfucker is obsessed with my bal-"
Charles interrupts with his high pitched laughter as he squeezes carlos shoulders in his hand.
"No, but now im being serious: did you see how we went from joking, to then talking seriously, then we are just joking again?" Carlos said, self aware, like he just witnessed something he didnt before.
"yeah?"
"See, this is the ~chemistry~ Silvia keeps talking to us about... Cause we get along so good together and naturally... i think people just start to get, you know, hooked up on us! And... crazy, and to see we make out" He said very proud of himself and of charles while he gave some light pats on Charles back.
"Yeah... thats... true, carlos, thats true!" He said just realizing how actually good his relationship with his teammate was. "And ii meeann, we would make indeed a veryy- handsome couple!" Charles giggled as he always did when he feels like he just said something silly.
"But its true! You are a handsome fella. I mean i feel weird praising myself like this, but i am a handsome fella... we together, we would just be two handsome fellas, you know, its math" he said using his hands again, like someone enthusiastically explaining math.
"See, this is why i dont compliment you." Charles said with an harmless teasing smile. "But you ~are~ handsome, mate. If i was a girl- i'd problably try something with you, actually- not to sound weird or any-"
"Nah, dont worry, mate." Carlos gave a strong pat on charles back. "This is completely fine actually, i mean i think its nice that we dont have this uh, awkwardness, between each other, cause its very silly if we stop to think about it." Charles nodded agreeing. "And if i was a girl, i would try hitting up on you, too." Carlos said reassuringly, with a wink, which made Charles blush, not that its hard to make him blush, but...
"Thanks, mate".
"if you want a kiss, just tell me. These people may like it."
"Bastardo-"
Charlos kicked him in the shin, which carlos responded by grabbing and pulling, while charles tried to push his shoulders and get free off his arms holding his leg, making them fall off the sofa while carlos saw the opportunity to tickle him while he fell on top of Charles body.
"Stop mate, we are doing way too much in our free time" charles said trying to supress his giggles with the tickles.
"Stop what? Do you think ill kiss you or?"
Suddenly, the air in the room fell heavier.
The giggling stopped. Now Charles was staring at Carlos lips while he realized Carlos did the same with his.
"I dare you." The tone serious as his lust now.
Carlos went for it and kissed. Just like he kissed his girl for the first time, short and sweet, but now it was Charles. He pulled his head back, stared at charles for a brief moment, and realizing he was looking at him with that same look of discovery mixed with lust, kissed him again.
Charles just let himself be guided by the older man kiss, now going slower in rhythym, heavy with tongue, short in breath, thick in grunt.
After what felt somewhat between 15 hours or 15 seconds of a long kiss, they went back at staring each other, now the reality slowly bringing them back to their feet.
"Sorry, mate- i dont know what the fuck i-" Carlos said standing up
"No its fine i dont know either-" Charles stand up swiftly trying to make sense of what happened
"I just fucked up didn-"
"Pshh, dont say that. Its okay mate, its just a kiss. Nobody has to know."
"You really mean nobody, right? Like nobody."
"Of course, why the fuck would i do that"
"I dont know- i mean- i dont- i wouldnt think you'd tell anybody either way, i'm just-"
"And i wont." Charles said looking him in the eye and making him silent. "I give you my word. Nobody will know".
he extended his hand open in a handshake.
"I give you my word too, dont worry." He said back nodding, with a look that could only mean truth.
They shaked hands, firmly in their promise. After the silence settled in again..
"And... honestly... mate, your kiss was really good. I tell you that." Charles said all red as the ferrari color he was destined to wear, his face nervous but with a smile in his eyes that Carlos saw through.
"Thanks." Carlos said smiling shyly, blushing just as he did when people called him guapo in public.
And just like that, them standing in front of each other, there was two knocks on the door as a voice called "Carlos? Charles?". Time to go back to work.
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vinnie hacker smut - birthday present -
hi besties - this was a request, its honestly not that long but hope yall enjoy :)
warning: smut 18+
“We’re about to sing happy birthday and do the cake,” Tana shouted to you as you just took a shot with Vinnie, Ben and a few others. You cringe and quickly shove the lime in your mouth as you look over at Vinnie who took it like a champ. He leaned over wrapping one arm around your waist taking the lime out of your mouth with his teeth and threw it kissing you deeply, you grinned kissing him back.
“Alright you two,” Tana yelled, grabbing Vinnie, “Lets go birthday boy,” she laughed, pulling him away as he pouted jokingly. You follow him and everyone else outside as they gather around to sing happy birthday to him. You couldn't keep your eyes off of each other causing you both to smile. His mom came behind you hugging you tightly as everyone began singing. You and Maria had a good relationship which made you glad, but you were pretty drunk right now and hoped she didn't notice.
Minutes later the cake came flying at Vinnies face causing everyone to laugh as you waited for the crowd to calm down so you could make your way to him.
“Well don't you look yummy,” You giggled, taking some icing off his face with your finger sticking it into your mouth as he watched in awe.
“I cant wait till we’re alone,” He placed his hand on your hip pulling you in close to whisper in your ear.
“Me too, I have one hell of a birthday present,” you whispered back, slightly biting your lower lip causing his hand around your hip to tighten.
“Oh yea?” He swallowed hard at your words as his eyes fell to your lips, he leaned in to kiss you but you placed your hand on his chest holding him back.
“Not with all that cake all over you,” You laughed, shaking your head. “Lets go get you cleaned up,” you took his hand as he followed into the kitchen area where you found a towel to clean his face up.
“Can I kiss you now?” He whined playing with the hem of your dress as you giggled nodding. He was such a baby when he was drunk but you loved it. He places both hands on your waist pulling you in as you wrapped your arms around his neck, his lips crashing onto yours tasting like tequila and icing.
Some people whistled and shouted things causing you both to laugh and pull away as you buried your face in Vinnies neck in embarrassment, he hugged you tightly.
“Vinnie, we’re going to head out, I think your dad is done for the night,” Maria came up to us laughing.
“Well I'm just glad he had a good time,” Vinnie chuckled, pulling out his phone calling an uber for his parents. You pulled away from him so he could hug his mom goodbye and you did as well.
“Let me know when you two get to the Airbnb,” He nodded at her as she walked off.
“Should we call it a night too?” Vinnie turned to you searching your eyes for an answer. You nodded, taking his hand as the both of you walked around saying bye and thank you to a few people before hopping in an Uber back to the Hype house.
The ride was quiet and tense as Vinnies hand rested on your thigh grazing it softly with his thumb. You pressed your thighs together at the feeling that crept at your core causing him to slightly smirk.
“The things I’m going to do to you tonight,” He leaned in to whisper against your ear in a husky tone, giving you chills down your spine, you attempted to hold back a moan, squeezing your legs even tighter.
The uber finally pulled up to the house letting you both out as Vinnie quickly grabbed your hand walking inside with you slamming the door. The house was quiet and empty since everyone was still at the party. Vinnie shoved you pressing your back to the door as one hand grabbed your throat and the other gripped your hip as his lips attacked you in a deep kiss.
You moaned softly kissing him back as your hands gripped his shirt pulling him even closer. Your tongue slid at his bottom lip slowly entering the kiss as it met his, causing him to groan softly. The kiss was hot and heavy before he began to kiss down your jawline and onto your neck all over.
“Vin,” you said breathlessly into his ear as he sucked at your neck “We can't do this here,” your hand dove into his curls gripping it slightly as his hand around your throat slid down to massage your left breast through your dress softly causing you to let out a groan. He nodded a bit before bending down to pick you up from behind your thighs as you wrapped your legs around his waist. He carried you up the stairs and down to his bedroom as you held onto him tightly.
He entered the door swinging the door closed behind and walking over to throw you on the bed. You laughed softly as your body hit the bed, he smiled leaning down to hover over you as you held yourself up with your elbows.
“Wait,” you said quietly as he got ready to kiss you once again, he looked at you curiously.
“My present, remember?” You looked up at him deviously and smiled, “Give me your phone,” You extend your hand waiting. He cocked his head to the side confused as he pulled out his cellphone from his back pocket placing it in your hand. You opened up his camera app and set it to video, handing it back to him as his eyes looked at the phone and then met yours.
“Are you serious?” He bit his lower lip studying your eyes. “I thought you said we’d never,”
“Happy birthday baby,” you smiled at him leaning up to kiss him as he kissed you back deeply “I trust you,” you said softly against his lips.
“I’m so in love with you right now,” He groaned softly against your lips and pulled away, going to set the phone at a good angle of the bed. “The amount of times I'm going to re-watch this,” He chuckled as you got up to stand at the edge of the bed waiting for him.
“Perfect,” He said quietly before looking up at you, seeing you standing there waiting for him with your hands crossed behind your back. He smirked and ran his thumb across his lower lip checking you out.
“What?” You smiled at him as he slowly made his way to you.
“You’re just so damn sexy,” He stood in front of you as one hand slid into your hair pulling you in for a rough kiss. “All mine,” He whispered against your lips before kissing you again and you nodded, kissing him back as your hands rested on his chest. Both his hands swiftly moved to the straps of your dress as he pulled them off letting it slip off your body to the ground leaving you in your black lace thong. He pulled away to eye your body as he grew harder by the second.
“I’m obsessed with you,” He growled in a husky tone as he attacked your lips once again wrapping his arms around you inching you back closer to the bed. You reached for his shirt to pull it off breaking the kiss for a brief moment before sliding your tongue into it. You hit the bed laying down on it as Vinnie hovered over you kissing from your lips down your neck trailing down your stomach to the top of your underwear. You watch him as your teeth sink into your lower lip in anticipation.
He pulls your thighs even more apart as he kisses the inner part of each one causing you to moan softly. Your hand sinks into his curls pulling his head forward waiting.
“Patience baby,” He whispered against your thigh, giving you goosebumps all over, you groaned softly feeling yourself grow even more wet, you were sure it was visible through your underwear.
He kissed back up to your stomach before taking the edge of your thong with his teeth and pulling it off. You watched him as he then lifted both your thighs to his shoulders and kissed up your left one reaching your heat.
“Vin,” you whined as your hand gripped his hair pushing him forward again as he chuckled softly at your impatience. His tongue darted in and slid up and down your pussy causing you to moan as you automatically arch your back off the bed at the feeling.
“Oh my,” you say breathless as your hand grips his hair tighter. His tongue tastes you all over before stopping at your clit massaging it with his tongue, slowly sucking at it for a few seconds before going back down to thrust it in and out. Your eyes roll back in pleasure at the feeling as he holds your thighs down.
“Right there,” you moan as your free hand grips the bed sheets. His tongue trails up back to your clit sucking at it and flicking it as he moves one hand to insert two fingers into you thrusting them in a steady pace.
“Faster Vin,” you whine as he obeys thrusting his fingers harder and faster into you as his tongue works on your clit. You could feel the knot in your stomach form as your toes curled at the pleasure. He could feel your walls slowly begin to tighten around his fingers as he curled them in an attempt to find your g-spot.
“Vinnie,” you scream loudly trying to push his head away at the overwhelming pleasure as he hits it over and over. He grips you even tighter and doesnt stop until your climax takes over and you spill into his mouth. He licks you up pulling his fingers away as you ride out your high.
“Good girl,” He kisses your inner thigh again before hovering over you once more and kisses your lips deeply, you kiss him back wrapping your arms around his neck pulling him closer.
“Your turn,” you pull away to whisper against his lips, giving him a smirk as you slightly push him up off you. He bites his lower lip and stands at the edge of the bed as you get on your knees in front of him reaching up to pull his shorts off along with his boxers letting his rock hard dick spring out hitting his upper stomach. He lets out a soft groan at the feeling as you lick your lips ready to take him. He sits at the edge of the bed and watches you get closer in between his thighs.
You take him in your hand and slowly begin to stroke him before leaning in and letting your tongue lick his pre-cum.
“Fuck,” He says lowly and groans at the feeling not tearing his eyes away from you as you lock eyes with his before slowly taking him into your mouth. He bites his lower lip and lets out a moan as your mouth begins to bob up and down his length and your hand strokes the remaining.
“Show me what that mouth can do baby,” his hand enters your hair stroking at it as you let your tongue slide all over his length before attempting to take more of him in causing him to groan.
“Such a slut for this dick huh,” He growls as his hand grips tight into your hair pushing you a bit further down as he hits the back of your throat. You slightly gag but keep going, adjusting as your hand continues to stroke.
“My good little whore,” He moans as he can feel himself deep in your throat. You begin to hum sending vibrations through his length causing him to twitch in your mouth. You give his tip some extra attention before taking him whole back into your mouth.
“Baby Im about to--” His knees buck up as his grip tightens on your hair, he groans loudly holding your head down on his length as he cums deep into your throat. He lets you go slowly riding out his high as you swallow his load, licking your lips.
Vinnie reaches his hand to grip your throat pulling you in as he attacks your lips. You moan softly into the kiss as he pulls away.
“I need to be deep inside you already or I’m going to lose it,” He growls against your lips, lifting you up and throwing you back on the bed before glancing back at the camera to make sure the angle is good. You bite your lower lip waiting as you press your thighs together in anticipation. He kicks off his shoes and shorts before grabbing your legs and shoving them apart, pushing your thighs against your chest giving him all the access he needs.
He grabs his dick and rubs it teasingly against you causing you to whine before thrusting it hard into you causing him to groan.
“Fuck, Vin” you moan loudly feeling him deep in your stomach as he thrusts in and out of you at a hard and fast pace pushing your thighs further up.
“Holy shit, you feel so good,” He bites his lower lip fucking into you as he watches your breasts bounce with each thrust. He moves one hand around your throat once again leaning down to meet your lips kissing you roughly as you grab the back of his head kissing him back. He sucks at your bottom lip softly before pulling it and letting it go.
“Open,” He uses his free hand to run his thumb across your lower lip before shoving it into your mouth, parting it. He locks eyes with yours as he spits into your mouth and watches you swallow.
“Good fucking girl,” He groans moving his hand down to your clit rubbing it in slow circles as his thrusts don't stop.
“Yes, right there” you moan as your mouth falls open at the feeling letting your eyes roll back in pleasure. “Show them how good you fuck me, Vin” After a few seconds you feel him pull out and flip you over so you lay on your stomach, he pulls your hips up giving your ass a hard smack before slamming back into you from behind causing your back to arch at the feeling.
“I'm so close baby,” He gripped your hips hard as he fucked faster into you before moving one hand around your throat from the front and the other gripping your hair. Your back pressed to his chest now as you felt the tight knot form in your stomach.
“D-Don't stop,” you whined pushing yourself to meet his hips taking him in deeper. You could feel his dick begin to stiffen and twitch inside of you.
“Cum for daddy baby,” He growls into your ear breathless as he moves his hand out of your hair and in front of you to rub your clit once more causing you to lose it. You moan loudly as your climax takes over gripping onto him from behind you as he thrusts in a few more times and stills cumming deep inside you as you both collapse on the bed.
“Fuck,” He slowly pulls out of you getting up to grab a towel as you lay there trying to come down from your high. He cleans you up before leaning over to kiss your forehead softly causing you to smile before he walks over to the phone to stop recording.
“Think we gave them a good show?” you laugh softly before slowly getting up to use the bathroom, limping over there, your legs feeling like jell-o.
“By the way you're walking, I think so,” He chuckles, laying on the bed waiting for you.
“Fuck off,” you limp back out and make your way to the bed crawling on it as he pulls you on top of his chest covering you both with the covers. You cuddle on him and lay your head on his chest as you kiss it softly and he wraps his arms around you.
“Best present ever,” He kisses the top of your head as you smile.
“Let's watch it later?” You look up at him as he grins back at you.
“If we watch it you better be prepared for another round,” He chuckles softly.
“I can take it,” you smirk at him and kiss his lips softly.
“Oh I know you can and you will,” He kisses you again “Hope you’re prepared to not walk for a few days,”
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| 🍒 CH-CH-CHERRY BOMB! 🍒 | [CHAPTER 18]
pairing; dom!seungcheol x camgirl!reader
this chapter’s notes; dom!seungcheol, dirty talk, car sex, filmed sex videos, using panties as a gag, but also panty stuffing, choking, domme!reader for like .3 seconds ☠️, after all the mess of last night(iykyk) i think we need this lol, but also a bit of a filler chapter for… reasons. 💕 but also came out raunchier than I anticipated but that was maybe just a me thing LOL 😭 as always, thank you for all the love and support with cherry bomb💕💕 only two more chapters left, I cant believe it... 😭😭😭 also again, another inbox roundup tomorrow! For now, enjoy ch 18 and have a great weekend! Be safe! ❤️🍒
not me editing the notes to include the ❤️🍒 that cheol just used on weverse 😩
chapters; 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - 16 - 17 - 18 - x - x
“Did you get it?”
Jun looks around the diner as he nods, “Yeah. It got to my house yesterday but I still don’t understand why I had to help you get this… Does Seungcheol-hyung not know? I’m confused.” He laughs nervously, somewhat concerned he’s helping you do something you shouldn’t be doing.
You grin back at the confused male, blinking innocently at him while he chuckles under his breath.
“Not… for now. But don’t worry. He’ll find out! I just… Haven’t brought it up to him yet, is all! But I will! ‘Cause we’re planning something~”
Jun’s lips fall into a surprised ‘o’, eyes flitting to the group of people that enter the diner.
“I’ll be with you in a moment!” He yells, smiling before he turns to face you again. “So you’re scheming something but hyung’s just not part of the scheming… yet?”
“Exactly!”
“Hey, what do you say we go on a picnic date on Saturday?”
You tilt your head at Seungcheol, eyebrows raised. “I mean, I’d love to but we need to… post on Saturday? We haven’t filmed anything yet so I thought we’d film early on Saturday and then… y’know.”
Seungcheol grins at you from the opposite end of the sofa; eyes glimmering with a playfulness that has you mumbling a quiet ‘I see’ before rolling your eyes jokingly at the male.
“I see you’re scheming so the answer is yes, ‘Cheol, I’d love to go on a date with you on Saturday.”
“Good, ‘cause I already have everything set up for us so it would’ve been a waste!”
The two of you share a laugh before you’re remembering what you needed to bring up to Seungcheol. “Hey, by the way… about the channel rebranding thing.” Pausing, you wait for him to give you his full attention before you continue. “I thought maybe, we skip next week’s Wednesday show and instead we do a Friday show and for the last time, do a Saturday show and that’ll be, like, the rebranding? Is that confusing?”
Seungcheol nods along slowly, “No I know what you’re goin’ for. Any ideas for the shows?”
Your face and cheeks feel hot as you squirm, “Well… I had this idea. Why don’t we each… come up with a show concept. I’ll pick Friday’s show and you can pick Saturday’s and we’ll go with each other’s idea. Not, like, a competition but y’know, I thought it’d be fun for our viewers too! They can see what we come up with when each of us have control of the theme.”
Seungcheol goes quiet, contemplating his options. “And neither of us will know what the other’s concept is until the show?”
“Mmhmm! All within our hard limits though! That’s the only rule.”
A grin finds its way onto Seungcheol’s face.
Oh, did he have ideas.
“Sounds fun. Can’t wait to see what you come up with, baby.”
‘Jeongguk I have a favour.’
Jeon 🥴: always favours wit u but ok, i havent been disappointed yet
Jeon 🥴: u keep me on my toes, it makes me tingly
‘Shut up’
‘Do you have Jimin’s phone number, by chance?’
Jeon 🥴: I mean yea i do but…
Jeon 🥴: nvm i dont wanna kno
Jeon 🥴: but actually i wanna kno before i give it to u
‘Just give me the number and you can find out next Saturday’
Jeon 🥴: cryptic but i like it
Jeon 🥴: 82 13 1013 0613
Jeon 🥴: ur welcome
‘Thanks, Jeongguk, I owe you.’
The week continues with you and Seungcheol continuing to plan without each other; sly smirks and hushed giggles passed between you both even when Friday’s show comes and goes.
Saturday morning greets you with cloudy skies and pouring rain and you pout at Seungcheol as soon as you manage to get the curtains open to watch the downpour.
“‘Cheol, it’s raining… How are we gonna go on a picnic date now?” He bites the inside of his cheek as he thinks.
“We can still go on our date, we’ll just… stay in the car. It’s not as romantic as I would’ve liked but I already had everything set up for us and even packed a basket.” He laughs under his breath, a little deflated that the rain had suddenly come and ruined his plans.
There went his idea of fucking you on a big picnic blanket out in the open.
“I gotta say, even though we’re just chilling in your parked car on the hillside… It’s actually quite pretty out here, ‘Cheol! Kinda calming with the rain and all~”
The two of you stay bundled up underneath a blanket in the backseat; the car windows already fogged up with the warmth the two of you radiate.
Seungcheol had packed a picnic basket filled with various snacks and premade food; a sheepish smile on his face when he told you he wasn’t sure what to bring.
“I would’ve made food but I wanted it to be a surprise and I also wasn’t sure what would’ve been good to bring. Although, now I’m thinkin’ we should’ve packed a thermos of hot chocolate or something.”
You pull away from him slightly, pouting. “That would’ve been good to warm us up a bit. I totally didn’t think of it either…”
Seungcheol grins, wiggling his eyebrows at you. “Speaking of warming up…” He leaves the comfort of the blanket as he leans over to the side, placing his phone precariously on the phone holder that he’d set up on the backside of the driver’s seat to catch a side view of the two of you. He opens the camera app and quickly starts recording before he settles back into his place across from you.
“Well? Give it to me, baby. Right now.”
You feel a thrum of arousal pour over you at his sudden demand, “I--but--but I’m not p-prepped yet, I--”
Seungcheol chuckles, shaking his head slightly before he leans over you; making sure the two of you are within the camera’s line of filming.
“Baby, I just wanted a kiss.” Your entire face goes hot, all the way up to your ears. “O-oh.”
He leans in, soft lips pressing against your own as he tangles a hand in your hair to deepen the kiss. You melt into his touch, lips parting on their own as you let out soft moans that mix in with the pitter patter of rain outside.
His lips leave yours and before you can even get a word out, a shiver runs up your spine when he starts pressing soft kisses against your jawline.
“So pretty and all mine.” He mumbles; voice muffled against your warm skin. “And now everyone knows who you belong to, right, angel?”
You nod shakily, throat dry at the gentleness in Seongcheol’s voice. “Y-yeah… ‘m all yours, ‘C--Cheol…”
“Should I leave some reminders? Just in case anyone forgets.”
You mewl in response, eyes rolling back when you feel Seungcheol starting to leave love bites on your neck. He sucks on the skin, only to soothe it with his tongue moments after.
“A-ah, don’t l-leave so many or e-else…” Whining, you rub your thighs together under the blanket; already feeling the arousal starting to take over your body.
“Or else…? I wasn’t aware you were giving me orders now, baby.” He smirks against your skin, leaving one more love bite on the column of your neck before he pulls away.
He kisses you softly on the lips once more before he’s pulling the blanket off of you and tugging you onto his lap; a gentle, warm smile on his plush lips. Your lust filled eyes meet Seungcheol’s before they’re flitting down to your lap where he pushes your skirt up to reveal your panties and before you can fully comprehend, he’s already tearing at the material before he tosses it to the side.
“I want you to ride my cock just like this, baby. Forget the camera’s even rolling, I wanna see you getting off in the backseat of my car and I wanna see your pretty face when you’re falling apart from how good my cock fills up your pretty cunt.”
You rock your hips against Seungcheol’s; hands placed on his shoulder as you chase your pleasure.
“You look so pretty like this, angel. So fuckin’ cute when you’re getting what you want.” You moan in response, head thrown back when the head of his cock taps your g-spot.
“So fuckin’ wet for me.” Seungcheol pauses; hands snaking down your body until you feel them on the skin of your ass.
He squeezes your ass as you whine loudly, fingertips teasing at the puckered rim. “Ah, we should’ve brought a toy with us. Bet you would’ve liked both of your needy holes filled, huh?”
“Y-yes, fuck! S--Seungcheol!” You clench around his cock, bouncing in his lap harder when he pulls his fingers away.
“We’ll save it for another time~ Wouldn’t want to rock the car too much, y’know? And I’d want you to be comfortable when you have all your needy ‘lil holes filled, not in the backseat of my car.” He grins at your somewhat disappointed face; feet planted on the floor of the car before he’s thrusting up into you and matching your erratic movements.
“Oh, g-god, it feels s--so good! I, ah, w-wanna cum!” Whimpering, your brows furrow as your hazy eyes meet Seungcheol’s.
“Aww, my sweet angel wants to cum already? So fuckin’ easy. Only a few minutes on my cock and you’re already falling apart?”
When he smirks back at you; there’s a sudden pang of confidence that pours over you and in an instant, you move a free hand up to the column of his throat. You squeeze down slightly, only enough as a warning as he licks his lips at you.
There’s a beat of silence as the two of you stop your movements while you sit perfectly still on his cock.
“Hmm? Gonna choke me to shut me up, baby? Go ahead. Let’s see if you can.” He taunts, hands still on your clothed waist. You start swiveling your hips again, except this time you keep your hand loosely wrapped around his neck; fingertips only just pressing into the sides as he lets out a soft groan in return.
“I bet you’d like it t-too much, ‘Cheol…” He chuckles softly; nodding when he feels his cock throbbing inside of your pussy.
“Not as much as you do.” He starts thrusting up into you again, momentarily making you lose your hold on him when your body jostles from his harsh movements.
“Mmh, gonna cum in your pretty cunt ‘n then I’m gonna make you sit pretty with your fingers keeping my cum inside while I drive us both home. Fuck, bet you’d cum again just from that too. Sitting in the passenger’s seat, fingering my cum deeper into your needy cunt.”
Before Seungcheol can say any more, your other free hand quickly reaches for your discarded, torn panties; shoving them into his parted lips as he lets out a surprised noise around the fabric.
“You, ngh, t-talk too m-much…” You mutter.
Seungcheol can’t help but laugh around the fabric, quickly pulling your hand from around his neck as he swiftly maneuvers you off of his cock to switch your positions.
He presses you down into the backseat as he pistons his hips into you; his hands keeping your legs spread obscenely wide as he fucks you hard and fast.
The car rocks back and forth with his harsh movements and your moans only get louder and louder with each thrust of his hips that has the head of his cock slamming into your g-spot.
“Oh, fuck, fuck, ‘m gonna c-cum!” You feel your walls getting tighter around Seungcheol’s cock and he finds it harder and harder to thrust into you as your body starts to tense with your impending orgasm. He growls around the fabric in his mouth; eyes silently ordering you to cum as his hips start to lose rhythm.
“Ah, S--Seungcheol!”
His name rolls off of your tongue in quick succession until it turns into muddled, broken whines and cries and he fucks you right through your orgasm as he chases his own. He feels his cock throbbing inside of you as your walls flutter around him and he only manages a drawn out groan before he’s unloading all of his cum inside of you; head thrown back as he lets the waves of pleasure wash over his body.
You stare up at him through glassy eyes, chest heaving as you ride out the remnants of your high. “Ngh… gonna, mmh, make a--a mess on the s-seats…” Muttering, it takes a few quiet moments before Seungcheol is slowing down his thrusts to a complete halt but the glimmer in his eyes lets you know he’s not completely done with you just yet.
Seungcheol starts to slowly ease his cock out of you as you groan softly at the emptiness, waiting for the second you close your eyes to blink to make his move.
He takes his chance; pulling the soaked material from inside of his mouth just as the head of his cock is at your entrance and he quickly places the torn panties right where the head of his cock was, just a second ago.
“That was really cute of you, baby.” You breath hitches when you feel his fingers starting to press the material into your spent hole. “Really, really cute.”
Your thighs shake at the feeling of Seungcheol slowly pushing your panties into your cunt; eyes rolling to the back of your head as you let out shaky whimpers. “Oh, fuh--fuck, Seungcheol, mmh!”
“I actually packed a spare pair of panties for you, y’know? I was gonna play nice and eat your pretty ‘lil cunt out instead of letting you sit in cum soaked panties but I guess you had other plans, hmm? Got a little too greedy, perhaps?”
He smirks down at you, watching as your face contorts in unadulterated bliss when he pushes more and more of your panties into your pussy until only a small piece of fabric is left hanging out.
Seungcheol turns to face his phone that’s still recording, plucking it from the holder it’d been in before he flips the camera and films your body instead. He lets it linger on your fucked out expression before he brings it down to your pussy, filming your squirming body as you clench around the fabric keeping Seungcheol’s cum from spilling out of you and onto the backseat.
“Mm, and now you get to sit in the passenger’s seat, your own panties stuffed into your pussy while I drive home. But I bet it feels good, huh? Your needy ‘lil hole plugged up ‘til I can get you home so I can fuck you again. Unless you get really desperate, then I’ll let you take the panties out by yourself and you can finger your cunt and make yourself cum again.”
Goosebumps rise on your skin at his filthy words and you can’t help but bring a shaky hand down, fingertips already on your clit as Seungcheol raises a brow at you.
“You should get to d-driving then, ‘Cheol… Don’t you wanna find out what, ah, I choose?”
He shakes his head as he ends the recording on his phone; tossing the device to the side before he leans over you again.
“You’ve been getting really cocky with me, angel. Something I should know about?”
You blink up at him innocently, lips in a pout.
“Nope~”
#cherrybomb!cheol#seungcheol smut#scoups smut#seventeen smut#svt smut#scoups scenarios#scoups imagines#scoups fic#seungcheol scenarios#seungcheol imagines#seungcheol fic#seventeen scenarios#seventeen imagines#svt imagines#svt scenarios#svt fic#seventeen fic#scoups#seungcheol
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Title : Schoopid Boss
Character/s : Aizawa Shota
Includes : Little space, ddlg, sub/dom dynamics, Daddy Shota, a shitty day, whole ass mf fluff CAUSE I’M CRAVING FOR IT
Warning/s : just a few bad words here and there. THIS IS NOT SMUT😌
A/n : found this in my notes app and I combusted a full pack of uwus
You woke up with an energized body and with a smile. Having been slept beside your lover is so refreshing and it feels so... safe. Being wrapped around by his arms as he pulled you closer lit your heart up with flames of love.
What you couldn't understand is how good you started your day is, how bad it will end.
Your boss got mad at you for bringing the wrong papers. It was initially his fault for telling you the wrong name folder but he still insisted that it is yours for not being mindful enough. Then one of your coworkers accidentally poured coffee on your desks when you are trying to find the said folder, having been an accident because she's gossiping with your other coworker. Lastly, on your way back home, it started raining heavily. Needing to run and go after the bus that you are supposed to board but got distracted because of a small shop for kids. You couldn't stay angry and just wanted to cry because of the pent up frustration the day has given you.
You wanted to resign because of your shitass boss that seems to be loved by everyone which dearly confused you to the bones. You wanted to yell at the coworker to do their fucking jobs in a professional manner and not gossip around like the office was just some streets for people like them to gather.
You sobbed, unconsciously slipping into little space as your mind was clouded by wanting to be in your daddy's arms while sucking on your baby blue pacifier that was gifted by Shota. The thought of your caregiver produced another round of sniffling and sobbing as you clumsily gripped your phone, sloppily tapping the messaging app.
To : Dada Shosho🙈✨
You:
Daddy?
Need a ride please is it okay?
Had a bad day :(((
Dada Shosho🙈✨:
Of course it's okay baby. Come on, where are you?
You:
Thank you, daddy!
bus stop infrpmt of my workplscr.
was heavily rauninh, das why i cant go home
Dada Shosho🙈✨:
Alright. Wait for me there, okay?
Tell me, kitten. How old is my little baby right now?
You:
Fav?
Dada Shosho🙈✨:
Okay, prettt girl. Once we get home you're gonna have to tell me what happened, alright? I'll beat the bad guys that hurt you.
You:
Yes, daddy❣️
Your hands fiddled the end of your skirt, trying to take your mind off of your bad boss and coworkers as you waited for your boyfriend to show up. You tried to think of big things to help make your mind not go further into the headspace.
Thankfully, there is no one around that can witness your struggle right now. You sniffled, a small hand wiping your eyes to get rid of the single tear that goes down.
"Baby girl? There you are."
You abruptly perked up, your eyes beaming in happiness once you noticed who spoke. You can always recognize those long raven colored locks, those tired eyes but still held a tint of admiration and love for you, those lips that seems to have a permanent frown but will only give out the softest smile when you’re around. You got up, speed walking to your lover who had his arms opened when you got near him. You immediately attached to his arms, burying your face on his chest as he kissed your forehead.
"That bad, baby?" He asked, voice soft yet firm as he waddled both yourself and him to the car with his one hand holding the umbrella and one hand wrapped around your waist.
You nodded, him smilling when he felt the little movement you made on his chest. He pressed his palm on your cheek, slowly bringing your face up to meet his eyes. "Come on, go inside so we can go home faster."
You pulled away with a pout, placing yourself on the passenger seat as he closed the door and ran to the driver's seat, going inside and closing the door after tucking the umbrella on the back. He put on his seatbelt first before turning to you, his long arms reaching for your own seatbelt as he clasped it around you. He departed not after kissing you on the lips which made you giggle and making him smile. He started the engine and you two are now on the way home.
Aizawa’s left hand was on the steering wheel, eyes on the road. His right hand opened up, showing you his palm. You looked up at him before smiling giddily. You pressed your hand on his open ones and intertwined them. Both of your hearts warming up once you both know that you two are now connected.
"I prepared some sweets for you back at home. We'll watch whatever show that you want, kitten. Which is it?" He asked, squeezing your hand when you started to squirm excitedly on your seat.
"Hmm! Hmm! Watch bwictoyous!"
"Victorious? Is that it?" He chuckled at your cute babbling. You nodded greedily, leaning your head on his arm as you started to speak about your shitty day.
He smiled, looking at you from his peripheral vision as you continued your story with an angry pout. "And den dis schoopid coworker spwilled her tea on my papers! So i can’t do the mwission schoopid boss gave me!"
"They're both stupid, no?" He asked as he pulled up on your house's parking lot.
"They are! They are!"
That’s how you ended up beside Aizawa with a contented smile on your lips as you cuddled up on his chest, one of his arms wrapped around your waist as his other arm rests under you head, using it as a makeshift pillow for you as you hummed to the song ‘Make it shine.’
When he noticed that your breathing has slightly evened out and your eyes fluttered shut as small breaths came out of your mouth, he smiled, tucking a stray hair away from your cheek before giving you a peck on your lips, muttering ‘goodnight, kitten.’
He was about to turn off the lights with a controller when you leaned up, kissing him on his jaw before nuzzling your head on the crook of his neck. “Love you, daddy.” You mumbled, your breath tickling his skin as you wrapped an arm around his torso.
He couldn’t help but smile and chuckle a little. Turning off the lights, he fully faced you, bringing you impossibly closer to his body as he kissed the side of your forehead for the last time for the night.
“I love you too, baby girl.”
Your day can still end just like how it is in the morning. Your daddy really is the best at making your day better, wrapped around in the arms of your Daddy as he kissed you goodnight.
I lied. I’m not going to start posting on friday but now lmaooo
The next one’s bokuaka and you😗
Stay safe and stay hydrated!
#aizawa imagine#aizawa x reader#bnha imagines#mha imagines#bnha x reader#mha x reader#aizawa shouta#little space#daddy shouta🥺#bnha fluff#mha fluff
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persona characters autism headcanons!
hi im autistic and i started my day with sun so now im !!!!!!!!! some of these headcanons are from elsewhere on tumbr, but i dont know where :((( so i am hoping someone out there knows that n that everybody knows that i love them <3
(also go check out mollypaup and i think hypeswap if you havent already! they post some good stuff autism+adhd hc too!!! i think.. oh! and thieves-in-the-palace!!!)
P5
Joker
there was some artwork from someone on tublr..where they pointed out that he doesnt really talk outside the metaverse so--hes hyperverbal as joker and just near nonverbal as akiren
he stims ALL THE TIME. that phone thing, the pencil thing, the little tappy tap of his foot, pulling at his bangs when hes embarrassed/smug. someone get him a fidget spinner. he’ll prob learn to do tricks with it
he probably sucks at focusing in class, like i know its just the game design but hes always surprised out of his daily “star out the window at the nearby office building” when his teachers ask him questions
mona mentions when the pt is at Wilton for the first time (after they run into shido) that joker eats like shit, and that could have multiple causes at the start of the story of course, but when i first played i thought that joker was a picky eater and that the variety (and amount of food) at the buffet would be an Ordeal...
tho mona makes that comment bc joker looked pale after having a little ptsd moment from shidos voice, but i didnt know that the first time i played
maybe when joker makes a face at ryuji putting so much ginger in his gyudon? joker probably does not like pickled ginger lol
his favortive foods are all spicy, which is why the curry he makes for his friends is always ‘overly spicy’, and why kasumi makes him a curry bento and joker kept going “...?” .... “....?!”
overly reflective glasses have been a great plus for him bc now he never has to make real eye contact every again!
mona Soft. play with Ann hair. maybe Braid. nice
puns (Gorou the Goroumet)
he has so many options to be straight up rude sometimes in game. he probably no clue on his own, which is why he defaults to Not Talking. people probably mention his constant scary face, which is just him being nonexpressive, squinting at all the fucking bright lights, and Tired
executive function who? we do everything last minute folks
high pain tolerance, which is why he was the kid that was always climbing trees in elementary school to get basketballs unstuck from the branches
his sixth sense lets him see treasure and possible places to climb/crawl bc 1. Shiny? Steal it. Steal it Now. and 2. Could i fit in that? Time to Find Out
probalby a bit of a klepto too oops. he’ll return it tho!! but he has to do it dramatically or he’ll die
cant sit properly to save his life
smells and touch are Great, they can keep him grounded when his brain goes off to police or dead rivals or guilt or
if a friend hung out with him and gave him total reigns of the agenda, he would choose to nap on the floor while his friend does something off to the side quietly
hyperfocuses on handy tasks (i.e. lockpicks, coffee brewing, cleaning, his part time jobs) and some things like movies and books. everything else is a tossup
his (normal) navigation app is his most used app bc he still doesnt know where hes going, even though he only goes to the same few places in the city
hates being sweaty, literally cannot stand it. probably double exhausted during the summer
but Needs Compression so hes often Struggling
Futaba
paraphrase from p5d “i have no motor skills so i cant play rhythm games :(” need i say more? (i will regardless)
echolalia all the time, from anime, memes, the PT
those headphones she wears all the time? noise cancelling ear protectors babey
only talks about her interests, “normal” talking is Not Easy, but she is still communicative w others despite her worries. shes not “hard to understand” at all but she feels the anxiety nonetheless
only talks informally, cannot talk ‘politely’ with out imitating someone around her
shes had meltdowns and anxiety attacks in game :( i relate so hard
Technology. thats it
def had an egypt phase that pops up every few months. probably came from yu-gi-oh
has Immune to Bright Lights buff. joker is very jealous
“Time to make like a tree and leave!” and 30 other iterations
video game metaphors are the only ones that makes sense to her
probably relates hard to robot characters in anime for their general androgyny and confusion about human emotions and connections
probably gets told that shes “too smart to be on the spectrum” by teachers >:( she fails their classes on purpose
wakaba’s autistic too that just how it is
the Connection that she establishes with Joker is so Warm. my life goals include adopting an older brother like futaba has lsdkfjslkfj
also eater of 5 foods only, i mean, she brings cup ramen to the beach. i just really admire her...
hides in small spaces for comfort
doesnt she have like uhhhhh hyperthymesia or something like that?
Yusuke
art
his entire social link is learning how humans work, which i relate
talks seriously all the time
“sarcasm? who is that? are you saying I was sarcastic?...how?”
cant remember to take care of his body, and madarame did not help with that either
lot of uncomfortable staring, hes overdoing the eye contact thingy
infodumps all the time, doesnt know hes doing it
needs a lot of support even if he doesnt think he deserves it. no one ever complains about helping him out tho
visual stims my friends
he didnt know that you could look up pictures on the internet but he does know you can stream live videos of waterfalls and fluffy animales!!
I am certainly in the mood
for something salty today.
he and joker are scared of math. numbers do not interact
Yusuke, futaba, and akiren are a trio and i know this bc their first day of non-thievery interacts is Akiren clearing Futabas room w/o permission, futaba hyperfocusing on destroying medjed, and yusuke rearranging futabas figurines so they are more visually appealing
morgana is a support friend for all of them bc igor knows they need it
P4
Souji/Yu
yes, he mostly wears gray semi formal clothes bc parents tell him to, no, he will not changes this
Schedule or Death
“sorry, could you repeat that?” “huh? oh yeah, i was saying that--” “yeah that’d be cool.”
cats, fishing, he just likes to be quiet. you can literally spend a day at the beach just to think if you want, and that is what yu want
has a lot of scripts for things (of which he shares with nanako!) but if he runs out he just stops talking..
inaba is a godsend bc its so fucking quiet and warm
he Yearns to hold his friends hands, but he shies away from a lot of touch (excepting yosuke, teddie, and nanako)
Cooking and Cleaning makes the world better. he and joker vibe together with this
unlike akiren, he strong arms any executive dysfunction into Be Productive or Else. his punishment is feeling the pure anxiety of having to make up for ‘lost time’. (another symptom of his workaholic parents)
writes everything down, notes are very neat, has pages dedicated for bad doodles when hes not feeling his usual Super Classroom Focus
Cannot handle secondhand embarrassment (most often caused by yosuke) and will quietly slip away to random cats or origami folding
hungry, crunch crunch folks. probably needs chewelry bc he used to chew on his shirt collars when he was younger.
cleans up after everyone in the food court, constantly worries about them accidently hurting themselves. likely spends half of group conversations watching peoples hands
he canonically eats expired food, nanako plz help your brother
really clumsy, but people only notice after they decide that he is a cool person
video games are too chaotic for him
exhausted every night from the pure amount of masking he does, if a friend spends the night (or is like yosuke) they will know his more comfortable weirdo self (tho everyone knows hes a weirdo eventually)
hyperempathetic, sometimes just understands animals and children better than peeople his age or older
Yukiko
her jokes
she and souji get in ‘trouble’ together, she and joker commit crimes together
she and chie have to coordinate outfits, its important
actually understands metaphors, but does not understand people
like me, had no clue that creepy kid was flirting with her
she is very angry when she has meltdowns that might involve slamming doors and shouting. her parents call these ‘tantrums’ and ‘unfitting for a polite daughter’ but really thats because her meltdowns tend to be caused by arguments w her family after a long day of school and TV world traipsing
the metronome meme, except hers goes between Loudest Person in the Room to Quietest Pin Drop in the Planet. she is completely unaware of this
her atmosphere brightens when chie appears. that is not only the lesbian energy within her, but also because chie is like her Favorite Person
Cannot wear Pants. No (tho she wants to try it! but she puts them on and her soul instantly squashes)
happy flappy lesbian! watch out!
Naoto
the pouty face. all the time lskdfjlasdkf
hes really snappy sometimes and i love that for him. he and akechi should fight just to see what would happen (please read Bang Bang Shoot Shoot on AO3)
“do not touch me or my hat, thank you”
no one has ever seen him shutdown and no one ever will (except for his grandpa)(and kanji)(and rise)
probably likes certain food textures and will stand for nothing less, probably feels embarrassed about his preferences with friends
constantly jumps between ‘everybody hates me so i should act like them so they dont hate me’ to ‘i refuse to be anything but very comfortable as myself, and i dont care that im making you upset sir’
he and souji are the king and queen of subtle stims, but for unhappy reasons :(
does not make jokes. cannot joke around. understand? yes, do? no.
loose clothes are the only good clothes, but all tags and obtrusive seams will be obliterated by kanji tatsumi
not very empathetic so he probably comes off as an asshole to strangers (like when he throws away his classmates confession letters without reading them) but he tries so hard to sound comforting when his buds are struggling.
his understanding of others emotions/reactions come from his learning as a detective, which seems cold+clinical to others, especially compared to souji, whos completely unexpressive but very introverted people person
P3
Hamuko/Minako/Kotone
big personality!! very people-oriented!! koromaru and her are buddies!! when shes having a real bad time, shes very quiet and expressions turn off
interrupts herself in the middle of conversations all the time. no one knows where shes coming from. her brains is thousands of km ahead of her body
bouncey legs, swingin arms, twirlly skirt, little somersaults! when will she stop? never!
very obvious music stims with her hands and arms! people are like “oh there she goes! happy as usual!” shes listening to minatos heavy metal playlist
switches from exhausted to excited within milliseconds. no one can predict, not even her
SEES has to ask her for context all the time cuz she’ll just continue shit from 2 weeks ago without warning
professionals will assume shes very childish bc of how chipper she is, but she is beyond mature for her age and only feels comfortable enough to have serious conversations if a person has proved themself able to handle it
collects every little thing. her room is a mess and she has to get rid of most of it every time she moves :(
hates cleaning! smells bad, feels bad hhhhhgggg
dont let mitsuru-senpai see her bedroom
gets lost in the middle of conversations with others bc shes thinking about a story connected to one(1) word that was said earlier
no sense of time and place, she just sees her friends and goes “ah, this is the right place, then” but junpei and akihiko are also lost so now theyre all screwed
Minato/Makoto/Sakuya
no talkies, no walkies
his story in the movies is him literally learning how to function around people he cares for
doesnt get jokes, expressions, body language, empathy, subtlety, metaphors, physical contact, or eye contact. aigis is probably the only person he truly understands right away
he is still nice to people because he doesnt see a reason not to be, but also he has very limited energy so only his senpai and old people get his most polite-kindnesses
cannot describe feelings for the life of him. the team wont know hes injured or sick until hes passed out
everything is too loud, time to drown it out with my loud ass music
rocking and chewing stims, ryoji is the first person to point him out for these subtle stims (not accusingly of course, just general pure curiosity and love for the uniqueness of humanity)
likes to cover his face with whatever is available, lives like a bat in a dark dry cave
will wear anything that has pockets and his blue/gray/black palette
sleepy at all times bc he never has much energy
when he was younger he probably needed a lot of support, especially after his parents died, because he wouldnt communicate like a neurotypical and would shutdown for hours in the middle of school without warning. probably missed a lot of lessons and field trips out of pure overstimulation
eating at all times. no preference, just whatevers closest
his meltdowns probalby include humming whining noises and curling up in a ball, which makes people want to touch him, but that is the LAST thing he wants. put a blanket on him! play some music! do not talk and do not expect him to speak
aigis is the only person who can touch him normally bc her hands are cold and he likes cold
never nude, feels mmmmmmmmm without clothes and probalby wears a full robe in the hotsprings
will not do things that take more than one step w/o someone else walking him thru it, which Same
#my writing#p3#p4#p5#persona 3#persona 4#persona 5#ren#futaba#souji#hamuko#minato#vibes straight thru the sun#i sincerely hope the read more works#im so srry for grammar problems#i literally cant read rn
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Episode 13 Thoughts/Reactions While Watching
Spoilers under the cut
Does it suck that Selin got dumped on her wedding day? Yes it does. But I'm still proud of Ferit for deciding he is worth someone who loves only him.
"Secret handcuffs between us" omg I love it! 🤣🤣🥰🥰⛓
"To be honest I cannot part from you" *swoon*😍😍
"Sometimes love isn't enough," Eda girl what are you saying? Don't be thinking like that!
I love that he doesn't want to hide their relationship from everyone. He wants to proudly show the world that he is in love with an amazing, beautiful, talented and intelligent woman.
"Let it burn, chaos is good, it will make us stronger." This is so not the same Serkan from the beginning! She has changed him so so much and I love it!
But be wary of the chaos you so willingly embrace Serkan!
Ahhh thank goodness the girls know now! And they're all so happy for her!!!
Also Melo even knowing that Sirius missing her was just Serkan's excuse is adorable and I want her to tease him about that at some point lol!
Makes me miss my girlfriends!!😭😭🥰🥰
Eda! Just tell her!!!
I love that we are seeing more of Serkan spending time in his study in casual clothes. It's a more intimate look at home, surrounded by all his space stuff.
I understand Selin wanting to start a new life and get rid if her shares, but she should have spoken to Alptekin about it, sold him and Serkan the shares. Instead she sold it to a stranger.😡😡
The Head and Shoulders spots never cease to make me giggle. 🧴🚿
Glad that Aydan is realizing Eda's worth. Knowing she intentionally treated her poorly and Eda rose above it.
Ooo Serkan not pulling his punches! He is not wrong that this is what hes been saying for months. And ouch at the bringing up his brother and the past when he was sent off. These are clearly still raw subjects and memories for him.😢😢
Oofff I feel for Aydan on that moment. So frustrated with herself that even as Alpyekin is being taken to the hospital she cant leave to go with him.😢😢
The fact that Eda can tell something is wrong from just a few words.❤❤😢😢
Also Alptekin's heart problem is hitting close to home (my dad just had 4 stints put in his heart last month, one artery was 99% blocked and another was 98% blocked, his was from genetics not diet/exercise). So I really feel for Serkan dealing with everythimg and still feeling helpless/unable to do anything.😢😢😢❤❤❤
Have I mentioned how much I love Leyla? I love that she hugged him,and even though he didn't return the hug, you know that Serkan was touched.🥰🥰🥰🥰
Gossip lines all through the office! That was quick!
Serkan asking for help from them and Leyla and Erdem being shocked lmao 🤣🤣
Oh shit I forgot that Ferit was the one to set up the whole thing with Efe. So of course he would be there/around.
I'm still on Ferit's side having broken things off. I wish he had done it earlier, even minutes before the wedding would have been better than when they were all watching. But it took him until that moment to realize what he didnt want.
Lmao Efe would drive a fancy flashy red car. And of course be the opposite style boss of Serkan. 🚘
Oh Melo, maybe you can have him, keep him away from Eda and Serkan.
Aydan making Seyfi dig up all the info on Eda. And Seyfi being all team Eda
Oooo 6 months is a long time to put up with Efe and Ferit. Poor Serkan!
Lmao Melo is on a roll today! Calling Erdem out on his dating app lies to Fifi, and telling Leyla to back off the assistant position cause its hers lol!
Shit I didnt realize Ferit's shares came directly from Alptekin/Serkan's. Damn that splits it into two teams there.
"I cant breathe here without you." And "I'll be the air for you whenever you want" ugh these two romantics.😍😍😍😍
I love that Ayfer knows enough about Aydan to check on her. And that Aydan was touched by her being the only one to do so. They'll be friends that snipe at each other by the end I'm sure.
But OMG I'm dying at Aydan spilling the beans lmfao! The two of them being hysterical together is hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣
Oooo Eda you are in so much trouble with Ayfer!
Serkan giving Eda the chance to work with Efe cause he knows that she is an admirer of his work as well as he knows how talented Eda is. That love and trust!!!
Seyfi and his love for Eda and Edser!
Also Aydans reaction to the handcuffs, priceless. 🤯🤯
Awww yay Ferit and Ceren! They both deserve someone who loves them!!
Yaass Jealous Serkan reappears! Serkan you are not subtle, Efe definitely knows something is going on between you and Eda!🤣🤣😍😍
I love that not only was Serkan willing to talk, but then made her promise that they still would since the meeting interrupted them.
Aydan is going to smother Alptekin with her caring and attention!
A sweet romantic lunch for two in the office, Serkan you romantic robot! 🤖❤
And saying the office will find out soon enough anyway!!
And he ordered her food she loves, and that he won't eat!🥰
Omg Eda feeding him fries lmao! Fries are impossible to resist Serkan! 🍟❤
Lmfao all the doors open! He's keeping an eye on Efe and Eda!
Serkan is just so romantic with his "how are you real?" And wanting to just runaway and have it be only the two of them, three if you count Sirius! (My romantic husband has often suggested running away just us two, and the cat of course. It is always a tempting offer).
Serkan telling his parents is gold. He is so matter of fact and straight forward. Saying he wants things to happen fast.
"A womans dreams should not be limited to a man." Ayfer isnt wrong, but in Eda and Serkan's case, Serkan has been supportive of her dreams every step of the way!
Ooo Aydan and Ayfer plotting together lmao that's just trouble there. Eda and Serkan are too stubborn to be swayed by your ploys!
Lmao at Serkan saying "Even the cats run away!" With the cats loudly meowing.😹😹😹
His don't leave me grip on her hand lol. Good lord Ayfer that list lmao. He would have been doing some of it anyway just by being around. But him confirming that he will do whatever she wants him to, for Eda *swoon*❤❤
The comment about it being obvious that she's Eda's aunt lol
Poor Serkan will never get a kiss or hug with Ayfer blocking him! Ayfer you are making all of us suffer!!
Shaking Eda's hand and saying goodbye to the cats, priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Awwww asking Eda to send photos of herself to him because he doesnt have them on his phone.🥰🥰🥰
"Then you are only mine," damn Serkan! 🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵🥵
Ahh the old "here are all these ridiculous events that I will make you do, to prove that you couldnt hack it as a society wife," ploy.
Serkan will likely put his foot down on some of Aydan's demands, just as Eda will with some of Ayfer's demands.
Oh Erdem let's see how this plays out.
Efe I dont trust you, and Ferit stop giving him all the inside info!!
Serkan walking in holding Eda's hand! 🤖❤
Lmfao at Piril calling Engin and yelling at his voicemail that even Robot Serkan comes in holding his love's hand. I'm dying!!
Leyla telling Serkan she still wants to work for him. He may not openly demonstrate affection for his employees but he takes care of them where it counts (I've never had a boss care about me or my family like that). ❤❤❤
He's just more introverted and quiet in how he shows affection (which is what makes his love with Eda so important and different. He's going outside his comfort zone for her!)
That's 2 Leyla hugging Serkan moments!!!!🥰🥰
Piril isnt wrong about needing to do all or nothing with the project. She's blunt of course but it's the truth.
I dont think Efe is lying when he talks about Eda's talent, but he is laying it on a bit thick. 🙄🙄
Oh Eda you are letting everyone elses talk get to you! Dont listen to them! You know Serkan supports and loves you!!
Erdem you are in for it now with Fifi!
Damn those curtains!! Also it appears to be very very windy there lmao 🌬
Why is Engin in the police station lol! (I know that Anil wasn't feeling well so they had to come up with an excuse, but the police Station really?)🤣🤣
Omg Serkan you're going to make me and Eda cry! You got a house and an office?! And talking about eating her favorite ice cream and going to the libraries (be still my heart, that's how you get me too,ice cream and libraries!).😍😍😍😍😍😍
"I cannot live without you" *swoons* 😍😍
Ummm why do I suspect that Efe is working for Eda's Grandmother? Because that didnt sound like an "okay team, come on over" call. That was a "the pieces are in place, we await your move" phone call. Eda may not want revenge, but Grandma probably does. 🔪🔪♟♟
Oh God I cant handle Serkan crying! 😭😭😭😭
And he has to tell Eda, he cant keep this from her, and God it's tearing him up knowing that it's his family's fault her parents died.😢😢😢
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my exhibitionism kink is KICKING OUT TONIGHT im sorry but i have to tell you that i cant stop thinking about michael and duncan doing things with little reader and the other boys like Roman, Axel and Jim just watching her being a good girl for her daddies 👀
Bringing back this oh so LOVELY concept looonnngggg before from that beautiful anon who requested little!reader with her daddies + their friends 😌😉😉😉
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It was yet another movie night that you were hosting. You were dressed in your best outfit: a frilly tutu, a ruffled top, and your tiara. Your daddies immediately showered you with sweet compliments that made your face as red as a tomato while you bashfully giggled. You were kneeling in front of the giant television drawer where the movies were. Your tongue peeked from between your lips in concentration as you were in a mental battle between picking Coraline or How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
“Which do you think, Ellie?” You asked your favorite rainbow bow, but she only stared at you with her beady eyes. “Yeah, me too!”
You grabbed the Coraline disk and eagerly shut the drawer. Michael and Duncan were nursing a cup of Pepsi when there was a short knock on the door. You squealed with excitement and clapped your hands.
“They’re here!” You nearly shouted.
Your daddies laughed at your obvious joy of their friends coming over for a movie night. When Duncan opened the door, he was greeted by three wide smiles. Roman and Axel was standing behind Jim, as always. They were all holding their own assortment of snacks and beverages.
“Hey guys!” Duncan greets them with a bro handshake. “Y/N’s so happy you agreed tonight.”
“Wouldn’t miss it for the world,” Jim comments with a grin as he steps into the large home. “So, where is she?”
“I’m here!” You shouted and hopped on your spot on the fluffy carpet with your stuffies spread around you and your princess blanket around your shoulders.
“Hi sweetheart,” Roman greets you softly as he steps closer and kneels beside you, reaching into the bag to pull out a giant bag of gummy bears. “I got these for you!”
You gasped loudly as your eyes widened. “Thank you! Daddy, look!”
Both Michael and Duncan turned around, as well as Axel and Jim. They see you blushy cheeks and Roman’s grin as you hold the bag of gummy bears against your chest.
“Woah!” Duncan dramatically gasps and walks over with the others following. “Did you say thank you to Roman for being so nice and getting that for you?”
“Uh huh!” You nod frantically and immediately tore open the bag. “We’re gonna watch Coraline, ‘kay?!”
All the men laughed softly as you shoved a handful of gummy bears into your mouth, your little moans from the sweet flavor making them clear their throats. Axel shut off the lights as he, Jim, and Roman took up the long spaces on the couch. Michael and Duncan day on the floor on either side of you as the movie started.
During the scene where Coraline meets her “other” mother and father, you had rolled onto your stomach with your chin resting on your hands. Your legs were spread enough to feel Michael and Duncan’s warmth. It gave you comfort for the creepy scenes.
“Are you okay, little one?” Michael whispers in your ear, breaking your strict attention from the movie.
You looked at him with your sweet smile and nod, humming gently as you do so. He grins and leans down to press a kiss to your sticky lips, moaning quietly from the taste of cherry on them. He licks between your lips, coaxing you to open them for him, and you do. Michael grabs your throat lightly and pressed his thumb under your jaw. You whimpered and eagerly shuffled closer to taste and suck his sinful tongue.
Unbeknownst to them, the three men lounging on the couch were watching every move. Roman saw how you clenched your thighs every time Michael’s hand tightened around your throat. Jim saw how you desperately moved closer to the blonde every time he pulled away from your swollen lips. Axel saw how you subtly tried to hump one of your stuffies. And somehow, Duncan noticed all of these things way before.
“Really, Michael? In front of our guests?” Duncan called out loud enough for everyone to hear.
Roman coughed into his fist awkwardly as Jim quickly looks away, Axel quickly closing his spread legs to hide his straining erection. You whimpered loosely when Michael pulled away from your lips with a wet pop. Your eyes were half lidded as you swallowed thickly from the newfound spotlight set on you.
“Daddy…” you whispered innocently as peered up at Duncan with glassy eyes.
“Get on your back,” he gravelly orders.
You laid your head on Ellie’s tummy and flipped onto your back. Your tutu rode up your thighs, giving the men a view of your supple thighs and pretty panties. Roman licked his lips and leaned in closer to get a better view. Duncan smirked and turned on the living room lights by using an app on his phone. Michael groans lowly and firmly palms your braless breasts through your thin shirt. You whimpered as a heat filled your cheeks and tummy. You squirmed and clutched onto the carpet, your hand tightening into fists. Axel bites his bottom lip as Jim swallows down a grunt from the sight of you acting so needy.
“That’s my girl,” Michael croons as he flips your skirt over your tongue, running his long fingers along your covered puffy folds, tapping them against your clit.
You jerked from his touch, releasing a small squeak. All the men laughed at your shyness, the abrupt noise causing your cheeks to burn hotter. Duncan hums lowly and slowly slid your shirt up your ribs, not fully taking off the garment. Your breasts bounced with every heavy breath.
“Holy fuck,” Axel grunts. “She looks so fucking good.”
“Indeed she is,” Michael laughs as he pulls your panties down your legs agonizingly slow. “She’s our good little girl.”
Duncan spreads your thighs, smirking wolfishly when your slick pussy lips part, your swollen clit on full view for them to see. Michael groans low in his throat and firmly pressed his fingers against the pink nub, rubbing and stroking with enough to pressure to make your eyes cross and your thighs twitch. Duncan spreads your thighs wider and brushed his fingers along your wet slit, slowly sinking his middle and ring finger into your tight cunt.
“Oh my fuuuccck,” Jim groans as he watches your hips buck onto Duncan’s fingers, your puffy lips tightening and clenching.
“That’s it, sweetheart,” Michael lowly mumbles, rubbing your clit faster and harder, making your back arch and your whimpers turn into squeals.
“Good girl,” Roman breathlessly comments.
“Really good,” Axel and Jim both say.
#michael x duncan x jim x roman x axel x reader#THIS FUCKING CONCEEEPPPTTTT#little!reader makes EVERYONE fall for her 🥺#roman and axel are lowkey soft daddies too
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hi last nights dream was cool but also fucking sucked
first i was in a really big house, then a college, then an amusement park/museum feeling kind of place, the shift between the three was gradual and at each moment they all felt like the same place so they mustve been different buildings
beggining was me playing a game with a bunch of other students in a group, it was basically a big conga line but i was at the front on a motorized chair and i was just yanking every body in the line ahead, which was fun, but the teacher kept correcting me that i was doing it wrong, too fast, not following the exact path, and i tried to listen but she kept correcting me and the corrections werent easy to make, til i wasnt having fun anymore
then i did another activity in a very pink room, something abt seperating people into 2 lines, but it couldnt hold my attention for long so i texted my mom to come pick me up and she said she was on her way
then the building shook, and the shaking got worse, and this part of the dream is very confusing, cause im just exploring at first as i wait for my mom, and then we’re being evacuated, but we cant get out of the campus somethings wrong, and eventually the rooms spinning and the floor caves into nothing in places and im jumping like some kinda fuckin mario party game to avoid this and it looks exactly like a fucking party game but people are screaming and crying and scared and i watched people die. im still getting used to people in dreams having faces but these people all had unique voices too, i worked with some of them to form plans on how to get out, what kind of buildings would be the sturdiest, trying to save the children, this is the point where everything feels like a really eccentric museum, each building is just, strangely themed, a train station hallway where no train will ever come, i text my mom about how im safe and she says she knows but it hurts that she never tried to contact me, i feel a distance, a replica of a treehouse, im just running, we’re panicked but people try to help but no group can stay together theres just too much going on, and then a teacher shepards my current group into a sturdy ass looking log cabin, sets the date for sometime early in 2006 in japan, and we go
and then we’re there, just a group of lost ass tourists on a random street in the past and i find myself thinking wow thats kinda neat, i always wanted to come here, i wish it was under different circumstances
cause for some reason we all know a tsunami is coming, and we’re lost in a new place, but its still better than the world caving in under us to nothing. our group just gets larger and larger and we’re crying for help but every window is already shut and closed (which i know for tornados at least is an important practice, u dont let people in once you’re locked up or you could die too) but we climb an apartment complex and some windows open, and people get let in, i wait for other people to go, a girl tries to calm me down by explaining different textures of hair and i figure out the internet on my phone still works but i just keep opening the same app on loop on accident, i just wanna google something i just wanna google something but my hands are shaking too much im too distracted and the girl whos trying to calm me down gets mad at me for misunderstanding. theres still half of us left at least, and we dont want to break the windows in, we dont know if those people are home we dont know anything, but i start singing and the area hushes, i dont know what im singing but its haunting, it echoes in the weirdly still area and im weirdly calm but still crying and i sing to get attention, get help, get a moments calm for everyone in all this, a few more windows open. when my voice gives in we take up chanting
and then i wake up
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Was Your Date Successfully Crashed?
inspiration from this shitty idea post.
It’s on ao3.
Kent is incapable of going on a good date.
He tries. For the last year, he has tried. Tinder and OK Cupid and even eHarmony for a bit, although the subscription rate was ridiculous. It doesn’t matter; his dates always go wrong.
There was the guy who showed up to dinner and said, “Sorry, I already ate, but it’s cool if you want to order something.”
There was the woman who ran into her ex and spent twenty minutes chatting with him while Kent just stood there.
There was the guy who took Kent to a carnival and had a meltdown over a ring toss game.
There was the woman who got up during a movie and whispered, “I’m going to the bathroom, be right back!” and never came back.
There was the guy who was late and kept texting excuses for over an hour before ultimately sending, “can’t make it, sorry, something came up.”
There was the woman who invited Kent to a house party and then spent the whole time ignoring him in favor of talking to other people, and then had the audacity to call the next day asking for a second date.
And now there’s this guy, Henry, the son of a friend of Kent’s great-aunt, which means Kent is honor-bound to give him a shot. But Kent already knows there won’t be a second date. Conversation is excruciating; Henry gives single-word answers to everything and barely elaborates. When their food arrives, Henry sends his plate back twice with cosmetic complaints. Kent talks about his job as a personal trainer and the night classes he’s taking to be a physical therapist, and halfway through, Henry takes out his phone and starts scrolling.
Kent endures another five minutes and three bites of his steak before he can’t take it. “I have to go to the bathroom,” he says abruptly, and flees for the men’s room.
Hidden in a stall, he grinds his teeth and wishes he was the sort of asshole who would ditch in the middle of a date and leave his companion to foot the bill. He also wishes he wasn’t afraid of what Great Aunt Ruth would say if he did that.
He just really wishes he had an excuse to cut the date short. He shoots off a text.
jeff, help.
bad date? dude i told u to get off tinder
not tinder. blind date. son of a friend of aunt ruth or something.
oh shit. yeah ur stuck.
fuck u i’m in hell. can you call me in five minutes with some work emergency?
uh, no, ‘cause i’m at my niece’s bat mitzvah and my sister would kill me? she’s already glaring ‘cause i’m talking to you!
then what tf do i do???
suck it up.
no wait!!! carl told me about this app last week. i ignored him cause, u know, carl, but maybe u can try it? it’s called hinder. it’s like tinder but instead of finding ppl to date, u find ppl to CRASH ur date.
... that cant be a real thing.
nah i just checked the app store, it’s real. lmfao these reviews are hilarious.
Kent opens the app store on his phone and searches “Hinder.” There’s only one matching result. Hinder: We’ll ruin your date so you don’t have to.
Oh, what the hell, he’s desperate. He downloads it. The main menu is similar to all other dating apps he’s used, although he finds that he doesn’t get to choose a particular person to bust in on his date, he can only make a request. Apparently, it depends on availability. Whatever. Kent ticks as many preference boxes as he can. He hesitates when he gets to scenarios: Ex-partner, Ex-spouse, Spouse, Mistress, Friend, Other.
He checks everything. Again: he’s desperate. He’ll take someone pretending to be a jealous spouse if it gets him out this.
The last step is adding a photo of himself, so his date-crasher can recognize him. Kent takes an awkward selfie and posts it. He realizes too late that it’s obvious he’s sitting on a toilet in a bathroom stall.
Fuck it.
He spends a total of ten minutes in the bathroom. When he gets back to the table, he’s pretty sure that Henry thinks he was taking the world’s biggest shit.
“Sorry,” he says. “What were we talking about again?” He honestly doesn’t remember.
Henry taps a few things on his phone and puts it aside, then reclaims his fork from his plate. “I don’t know.”
“Okay. Um.” Kent wracks his brain for something, anything. “Seen any good movies lately?”
Henry shrugs. “I don’t really go to the movies.”
“What about on Netflix?”
“I have Hulu.”
What Kent wouldn’t give for a bolt of lightning to strike him dead. “Well, I don’t have Hulu. I’ve thought about getting it, though. Can you recommend anything?”
Henry thinks about it. “Everything on there’s pretty good.” He takes a bite of broccoli.
Kent picks up his own fork and digs into his steak. The sooner he finishes, the sooner he can go.
He almost chokes when a loud voice suddenly shouts his name across the restaurant.
“Kent! Kent, you here?”
Kent chugs water to clear his throat, then turns around in his seat. There’s a tall man with broad shoulders and a long face trying to get past the hostess.
“No, no, I’m not want table,” the man says, “just need find—Kent!” He spots Kent and hurries over. “Kent, have to go now!”
Kent stares at him, mouth agape. Everyone in the restaurant is staring.
“Kent, come on, have to go! She’s have babies!”
Kent manages, “I... I don’t know—”
“Your dog! Remember? You ask me watch because she pregnant! She’s have babies right now! I try text and call but maybe you don’t get, so I come! Oh, sorry,” the guy adds, finally acknowledging Henry, who looks as befuddled as Kent feels. “Sorry, I know it’s date, but is important, you know?”
“Um,” Henry says.
“We go, right, Kent?” And then the guy turns fully towards Kent, his back to Henry, and gives Kent a big, meaningful wink. “Yes? We go now, for dog?”
Everything abruptly clicks. Kent shoots to his feet. “Yes. Yes, we should absolutely go. Henry, I’m sorry, but it’s um—it’s an emergency.” He digs through his wallet, thankful that he has cash with him, and puts a few twenties on the table. “I think that’ll cover it.”
Henry frowns. “I thought you had a cat?”
Kent is frankly shocked that Henry was listening to him. “Yeah, uh, I have a cat and a dog. And I guess I’m gonna have more dogs.”
“Oh. Congratulations?”
“Thanks! Dinner was great, thanks for everything, see you!”
Kent grabs his jacket and pulls it on as he leaves the restaurant, with a total stranger hot on his heels. He doesn’t stop until they’re outside and halfway across the parking lot.
Only then does Kent turn to his rescuer. “I, uh, take it you answered my Hinder post?” he asks.
The guy grins. “Yes! I’m Alexei, nice to meet you.” He holds out his hand. “Sorry is confusing for you, I send message but you don’t respond, so I’m wing it.”
Kent laughs and shakes Alexei’s hand. “I’m Kent Parson. And don’t worry about it, you’re my hero. Thanks for saving me.”
“Is no problem!” Alexei keeps smiling, big and friendly. “I’m enjoy. Two months ago I’m start taking improv class for fun, you know? Join Hinder for practice, can be new character every time.”
Kent is impressed. “The practice is paying off. You were really convincing.”
Alexei beams. “Is because story not so much lie. Pregnant dog is my dog, Darya. But she’s not have babies until maybe next month. Improv class say it’s good use little bit your life, easier for make up story on the spot.”
“Oh, good trick. And congrats, I guess, for your dog.”
“Thank you! She’s very good girl, think she be great mama.” Alexei’s voice is full of pride. “You need me see you home?”
Surprise at the unexpected consideration makes Kent fumble. “No, I’m—I’m good. I drove. My car’s over there.” He points. “Do you need a ride?”
“No, I’m come with friends. We having dinner over there.” He points to a bar up the road, his expression turning bashful. “Actually I’m little bit rude, leave them suddenly. But I get notification and see you’re close by, and think you look like nice guy who don’t deserve bad date. You know?” His smile is embarrassed but earnest.
Kent’s face feels warm. This guy ditched his friends just to help him? “Well. Thanks.”
Alexei nods, still smiling. “Hope your next date go better. Go home safe, yeah?”
“Sure.” Kent waves after Alexei as he leaves, and then goes to his car. He opens the Hinder app and sees a message notification of Crash Accepted! on his post. It leads to Alexei’s profile, which just has his name, a counter for Dates Crashed (7) and a picture of him giving a big smile and a thumbs up.
There’s a banner prompt at the top, asking, Was your date successfully crashed? Kent selects YES, and Alexei’s Dates Crashed counter automatically ticks up to eight.
Kent grins, closes the app, and pulls up his earlier conversation with Jeff.
date officially over.
Jeff sends a thumbs up.
thanks for the hinder thing, it saved my ass.
someone showed up?
yeah.
and????
two words: tall & russian.
tell. me. everything.
#patater#preslash#i want to write more#here's hoping i do#omgcp#fanfic#oneshot#or is it#savvy writes
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VERY long survey
Where have you lived throughout your life?
Birmingham UK
Do you find your job rewarding?
N/A
What kind of cake did you have for your last birthday?
chocolate
To you, which is better: English muffins or bagels?
I enjoy both, but bagels.
Do you paint your nails?
yes. although they're not painted at the moment because ive been cleaning the house so much the past couple days and its stripped my varnish off
What’s the last website you signed up for?
a dating thing
Do you check your email everyday?
yes, I cant stand having the little red number above the mail app
Have you created any pages on Facebook?
yes but I dont have them anymore
Is there a subject that you absolutely suck at?
every subject, but especially maths and science
What’s your favourite song by Dave Matthews Band?
I dont know any
Are there people you have absolutely nothing in common with, but still enjoy talking to?
I dot particularly enjoy talking to anyone :’)
Have you ever wandered around drunk with your friend?
yes, we wondered around through the middle of Birmingham at 4am
Are you good at holding back your laughter if needed?
haha nope
Have you ever been so unfortunate to suffer from a hangover?
yes
Have you ever had a panic attack?
many, I had to drop out of college because of them
Are you deathly allergic to anything?
nope
Have you ever had a mouse in your house?
nope
Do you know anyone who DOESN’T have an ex?
myself
Is anyone you know really religious?
my family
Are your eyebrows naturally thick?
yes
Has speaking in front of people ever made you sick?
not physically sick, but definitely felt it. the worst experience Ive had with speaking was in college when I had to give a speech then teach a 10 minute class. my throat totally dried up and I literally couldnt speak. everyone just stared at me and I was trying so hard not to cry. longest 10 minutes of my life and as soon as it finished I legged it out the room and burst into tears.
What was the last movie that made you teary-eyed?
Mary Poppins Returns almost got me but the last film to actually make me cry was Coco. That shit had me SOBBING!
Have you had two friends that absolutely hated each other?
yes
Has a laptop ever burned your legs?
not really, I put a cushion on my lap normally
Do you know anyone who has a scar through their eyebrow?
no
Who was the last person to flip you off?
probably rhys, as a joke
Anyone’s birthday coming up soon?
my dad turns 50 next week
Would you ever wear fake eyelashes?
I have done a few times but they annoy me
Are you good at following directions?
no no no I get confused very easily
Do you have someone that you can just act a fool with and not care?
yes rhys
From where you’re sitting, can you touch a wall?
if I reach behind me
When at a restaurant, do you put your napkin on your lap?
occasionally, it depends where I am and what im eating
Do you prefer electric or manual pencil sharpeners?
manual
Are your biceps at all noticeable?
they used to be before they went into hiding under a layer of fat
Have you ever seen a walrus?
nope
When it comes to dropping food, do you believe in the 10 second rule?
no, I believe in the ‘what food is it’ and ‘how dirty is the floor’ rules
If given the opportunity, would you ride on a camel?
yes. I was supposed to have gone on a camel ride in Tunisia ages ago but I was ill so we didn't get to go
Do you believe that cellphones actually do cause cancer?
they could be. the number of people getting cancer has gone up a lot since everyone has mobile phones
When people you know cry, does it make you feel like crying too?
depends who it is
Do you tend to jump to conclusions?
yes. Im an anxious person so im constantly overthinking and I also find people really hard to read and can get
Are you good at remembering your friends’ birthdays?
yes my brain cant remember important things but when it comes to dates its like a sponge
Is there something you need to do, that you’re trying to avoid doing?
getting a job
Ever pop someone else’s pimple?
ew no
How long does it take you to fall asleep?
about 15 minutes depending on how tired I am
Do you crack your neck often?
no that freaks me out
Did you have a weird dream last night?
not that I can remember, I have been having a lot of weird dreams this week because im ill
Who do you sometimes compare yourself to?
everyone. especially when im at the theatre, im constantly watching other people and wishing I could act like they can or look like them or have their style
Are you more worried about doing things right, or doing the right things?
both
In what way are you your own worst enemy?
every way, I dont look after myself at all
What activities make you lose track of time?
sims
When you help someone do you ever think, “What’s in it for me?”
not really
Who do you tell your secrets to?
these surveys
Who do you live with?
my parents and our foster kids
When did/will you graduate?
I didn't
When are you moving next?
I have no idea. probably never
When is the last time you took a vitamin?
this morning, im fighting a cold
Why are you stressed?
im not too bad right now tbh
Do you need to return anyone’s phone call?
nope
Where do you keep your birth certificate?
no clue, my mom has it somewhere
How many books are in your room?
a lot. I have quite a few on display and a whole bunch hidden away in my closet because theres no space for them anywhere else. I'll include some photos of the books in my room;
(the book on my bedside table in the second picture is actually a lamp that lights up when you open it)
Have you ever been IN a wedding?
nope
What was the last thing you laughed out loud at?
probably my mom
Do you have a nickname? Why?
my family call my bongy or Ali bong, I dont know why.. (my name is Alice)
Have you ever had a bad concert experience?
nope
When was the last time someone told you that you were beautiful/good-looking? Do people often tell you this?
my mom tells me almost every day but Im like youre my mom of course you would say that
Are you missing someone of the opposite sex atm?
no
Want someone back in your life?
meh
Are you currently sad about anything?
actually nope
Are you wearing anything shiny?
my pj top has glittery silver letters on
How important is a sense of humor in a significant other?
very, I fall very easily for people who make me laugh
How many followers do you have on Twitter?
198 (@alicethenerd if ya wanna follow 😉)
Do you sleep with the door open or closed?
closed. I aint about letting those murderers and monsters just waltz straight in easy peasy
Have you ever been to the beach?
yes every summer since I was a kid
Can you handle blood?
nope
Do you pay your bills or do your parents?
I pay my own bills. no way my dad would be up for paying my bills, he already digs at me constantly about the fact that I live rent free even though I look after the foster kids and tidy the house more than he does
What’s your best friend’s middle name?
Connor
Has any place hired you underage for a job?
not officially
Have you ever barely passed a grade/year in school?
yes
Have you ever carried a concealed weapon?
no
Have you ever tried to sell something overpriced to someone?
no
Do you plan to become very wealthy some day?
I hope to become wealthy enough to not worry about having enough money to put fuel in my car anymore and to be able to pay back my parents and grandad for everything they've done for me
Do you remember your first time going to the movies?
no, but my earliest cinema memory was going to watch Monsters Inc with my dad when it was first released
Does eating breakfast make you sick?
if I try to eat before a certain time yes
Are you dying to say something to someone right this minute?
not dying to nope
Book series you enjoyed reading recently?
im reading eve of man atm which apparently is going to be a series
Do you enjoy lying in the grass during the summer, and just existing?
I prefer lying on a blanket, I dont like the feel of grass and I dont like the bugs crawling around
Do you have a passport? If so, how many stamps do you have in it?
yes, it doesn't have many stamps in because I lost the one that did have lots in and I havent been away much since getting the new one
Are there any keys on your keyboard that have letters fading away?
nope
Do any of your close friends have children?
no
What do you plan on having for dinner?
we already had dinner, we had chippy
Do you like Chinese food, or do you find it disgusting?
I only really like one meal
Have the police ever come knocking on your door looking for someone?
actually yes, literally a few weeks ago
Know anybody who works in a tattoo parlor?
yes, my second cousin
Have you ever played flashlight tag?
ive never heard of it
Could you call yourself a movie buff?
not really, im a huge movie fan but theres still a lot I need to see
Have you ever had a piercing get infected?
never had a piercing
Do you check your fire alarms when you’re supposed to?
dad does it
Are you a shorts wearing kind of person?
nope nope nope, my legs are not suitable for public viewing :’)
Is your grandparents’ house obsessively tidy?
not really no. my nan and grandpa’s house is always neat but not obsessively neat. my grandads house is full of clutter because my nan was a hoarder
About how much can you bench press?
I dont know, I havent lifted in years
Have you ever had your phone die on you in the middle of a conversation?
yes
Is anybody in your family a carpenter?
no
Are you avoiding someone?
yes
Do you call your boyfriend “Monkey”?
I dont have a boyfriend but if I did I doubt id call him monkey
What’s your favorite primary color?
yellow #hufflepuffpride
What were you for Halloween?
nothing, I didn't dress up
Do you have any clothes from Walmart?
nope, we dont have Walmart here
When did you get a Facebook?
about 10 years ago
What color are your eyes?
green/hazel
What motivates you?
happiness
Can you walk in heels?
nope
When was the last time someone asked you your age?
the other day, my own mother forgot how old I was
Do you keep a journal?
not really
Have you ever tried a weird flavor of vodka?
never had vodka
Do you wear a ring on your finger?
occasionally
What are you doing?
watching ‘the greatest dancer’ and wondering if this survey is ever going to end
What’s the last kind of soup you ate?
tomato
Do you currently have a sunburn?
no. its winter
Who did you last text?
my sister
Who’d you last call? About what?
my mom, to ask her to come downstairs and let the dogs out because the baby was asleep on me and there was no way I was going to risk waking her up
Are you currently frustrated with someone?
yes
Do you drink water or soda more often?
water
Do you straighten your hair?
yes
When did you last talk to your brother or sister?
today
What is your least favorite vegetable?
all of them
Outside of family, name 3 people that make you smile/laugh often.
Rhys, Addison, Jacob
In school, what subjects did you achieve your highest grades in?
IT
Was there a subject that you enjoyed, but weren’t too good at?
I didn't really enjoy any subjects at school
When was the last time something didn’t go to plan? What happened?
today. I had planned to deep clean the bathroom but I went super dizzy and had to give up half way through cleaning
Do you have any children? If not, at what age do you think you’ll feel ready to be a parent?
I dont but I am seriously considering adopting one of our foster babies atm. I want to adopt anyway, theres no way I could be pregnant
When was the last time you bought a new item of clothing?Describe it.
I honestly cant remember, im due a shopping trip
Was your last Facebook friend request from a male or female?
female
Do you have an item of clothing that makes you feel especially beautiful? Describe it.
not really no
Think of the last person that betrayed you. If they said they were sorry, would you forgive them?
I would cautiously forgive him but I would also make sure he knew that how he treated me was not okay and that he really upset me and this would be his last chance. but tbh I think hes done with me so 🤷🏻♀️
Nastiest thing you’ve ever done?
I dont know, I dont like being nasty
Have you ever been in a lighthouse?
nope
What colour is your shower?
I think its silver, ive ever actually noticed
Where do you order your pizza from?
dominos
When is the last time you had a serious talk with someone?
few days ago
Do you find that you have a certain meal you eat every time you go to certain restaurants?
yes, im a creature of habit
What colour is your bike?
silver & purple
What word can you not stand to hear people say?
the c word, I cant even type it
What room of your house are you in?
living room
What is the temperature in your city right now?
9°c
When did you last use a post-it-note?
last week in the script for the show im currently working on
Would you ever want to own your own restaurant?
yes
Do you have a fan in your bedroom?
no I dont like them, they make too much noise
Who is the last person that you took a picture with?
one of our foster kids
When is the last time you were stuck in a fairly long traffic jam?
the weekend before christmas
Do you have certain friends that you hug every time you see them?
not many
When was your most recent trip to an aquarium?
almost two years ago
What do you like in your salads and what dressing do you prefer?
I dont like salads
If it has one, do you ever use the notepad function in your phone?
all the time, Im constantly writing lists or reminders to myself
How good would you say your memory is?
long term good, short term bad
About how many times during the night do you wake up from your sleep?
a few times
Are there any air fresheners in your house? What kinds?
multiple, we have plugs in and sprays and those automatic ones that go off every 15 minutes
What’s one thing you’re glad you’ve done recently?
done my laundry :’) im on my last pair of pants!
Have you ever done something sexual that you regret?
no
Do you like to sit in the sun and tan when it’s hot out?
not really, I dont like being too hot
Ever had a person who was obsessed with you so much that it scared you?
no
Can you drive, and if you can, do you like it?
yes, I love driving most of the time
Have you ever said anything to the last person you kissed that you regret?
no
Do you like french fries?
yes
Have you ever eaten so much you puked?
not since I was a kid
Do you care about what others think of your physical appearance?
annoyingly yes
Would you rather go to Greece or France?
greece
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Attitude Adjustment Chapter 1
"God Alex get up!" Quinn shouted as she threw her phone at her sleeping boyfriend,he groaned as he turned to her,one eye half open
"What time is it?" He asked hoping to get back to sleep
"7:15 I need you to drive me to work" she said angrily,he grunted and rolled out of bed,reaching for his hoodie
"Fine,what's wrong with your car anyway?" He said looking for his keys
"I don't know,you'll take a look later right?" It wasnt a question,it was a fact,and Alex knew he couldn't say no
"Yeah ill take a look" he hated how bossy she was,it was cute when they first started dating freshmen year,but 8 years later,he needed a break
Quinn looked herself over,her blouse was buttomed up,her jacket neatly pressed,and her skirt modestly past her knee
She could not have any mistakes today,because today her plans would come to fruition
She winked at her reflection as Alex started honking
***
Gina held her breath as she slowly began cutting the circle into her phone battery,as she did she placed the small metallic disk onto the incision
"Please Please" she turned her phone on and watched her app Immedetely ping
HELLO GINA
she nearly cried at her success,now she only needed to text I....
"Gina your rides here" her mother yelled from upstairs
"Coming mother!" Her testing would have to wait
***
Hayley almost fell over from boredom as Jack droned on about budgets and productivey
She twirled a strain on her red hair as she noticed Quinn shooting her an angry look,god that girl needed to get laid,she took all this way to seriously
"And as you know as Manager position has become available and we already have been looking at candidates" this caught Hayley's attention,especially since if hadn't surprised Quinn
That sneaky suck up probably assumed she had it in the bag,but she had another thing coming
"Ahh Gina how nice of you to join us" Jack said as all eye locked on the fidgety intern,she lowered her head
"S...sorry sir"
The meeting soon ended and everyone had returned to work
Hayley however followed Jack out "sir I was wondering if I could talk to you about that manager position,I'd very much like to throw my hat into the ring"
This caused Jack to smile
"Come in to my office"
***
Quinn fumed as she stared at Jack's office door,that slut Hayley was trying to steal the promotion SHE earned,she kept typing,but could barely work through the rage she was feeling
"Excuse me Quinn I.."
"Not now Gina!" She yelled as she left her desk
***
Gina blushed,Quinn was always yelling at her,she was only going to ask her if she wanted a coffee
Honestly out of the entire office Quinn treayed Gina the worst,yelling at her,insulting her and generally acting like Gina was an idiot
Which was the furthest thing from the truth
"What is this?" Quinn asked as Gina was about to keave her cubicle
"The copies you asked for" Gina answered meekly
"I asked for yellow paper!" Quinn replied throwing them at Gina
"I have a system Yellow Paper is A Part of That System!" Gina took a few steps back but Quinn Immediately got in her face
"Here's what your going to do,your going to march your ass back down to the copy room,recopy my documents with YELLOW paper and bring them back proto with my morning coffee are we clear"
"But Gavin said.."
"Are...We....Clear?" Gina let out a gulp and scurried off
"Wow real nice Quinn" Hayley said brushing past her co-worker
"Excuse me?" Quinn asked,puffing out her chest,Hayley turned to her
"You dont have to be so mean Gina,she's only trying to help"
"She's a weirdo who cant do anything right,I'm the only one here who has any brains that why I'm getting that managers position" Hayley had a small smirk on her face
"I wouldnt be so sure about that,last I checked I have more accounts then you,Jack said I'm more than qualified" this left Quinn speechless as Hayley went back to her work
***
"Gina I already copy for Quinn" Gavin said annoyed "I have 4 other documents I gotta copy and fax over I really dont have time for this"
Gina lowered her head feeling embarrassed "I..I'm sorry I should have done it right that first time"
"No Quinn sjoukd have done it herself,look you need to stand up for yourself,your an intern doesnt mean she gets to abuse you like that" he sighed then took the document from her,within moments he had the yellow copies
"Just think about what I said"
***
Quinn sat by herself at the bar,she never joined her coworkers for drinks but because Alex couldn't pick her up till later she was stuck here waiting
"Hey Quinn" Gina said sitting next to her,Quinm shot her an angry look
"Can I show you something cool,it's this app I'm working on" she opened it up and suddenly Quinn froze in placed
"Can you hear me?" Gina asked
"Yes" Quinn said in a emotionless tone,Gina giggled her app had actually worked,she had actually hypnotized someone
"Quinn slap yourself" without hesitation Quinn slapped herself in the face,but didn't react,merely lowered her hand,Gina had a big smile on her face
"Well Quinn listen very carefully to the sound of my voice..."
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theres a million reasons 2 hate the great firewall, most importantly probably just because its restrictive to everyone inside it’s ability to access info widely, and its an example being set that other countries no doubt consider the more they see it. and im a big fan of libraries, of local communities having lots of options on how to share info, on people getting broad experiences by getting to connect to many different people and their perspectives, which are all kinda... much harder and impossible and certainly hurt rather than supported in such an enviornment. people are people, so they adapt and still do all these very human things. but it sure does suck when the systems in place actively get in the way of it.
but like on a much smaller more personal thing i just arghh about it - i really hate how it really just top to bottom puts a barrier between mainland chinese people and everyone else. i remember it took ages to make a weibo, and my weibo just barely-got-made and the moment i forget my password it will cease to exist again - just cause weibo like most chinese sites is set up to desperately want to refuse to work if you don’t have a chinese phone number etc. i couldn’t get whatsapp to chat with my chinese friends because of the same issue - it didn’t like my ordinary us number, so it just refused to let me verify. i can only talk to them if they use sites that likely they need vpns for, and that sucks that they should have to use vpns to connect to some ppl they know or people they’d like to meet agh.
and there’s just a handful of apps/sites we can all use easily to interact, and every so often china just goes ‘nope’ and then blocks their side off so neither side can interact anymore without a vpn on china side and a huge amount of hoops/possibly a vpn/possibly no way at all from an outside location. ao3 used to be a site we could all access and interact on, now its not. i remember when deviantart used to be a site we could all access, then the great firewall decided to block that art site and i lost contact and updates on a ton of people. i love that i CAN get on weibo and at least see updates from some people and message some people, but weibo was so utterly hard to login to that i know i’ll eventually lose access to my account forever just... whenever. i’ve got one language learning app where its chinese made, so thankfully it doesn’t block communication and it doesn’t make hoops for outside people to access - but i’ve heard mixed things about hoops it makes chinese mainlanders go through which sucks. and i know it’ll just secretly block/silence you on there at random if you bring up topics it does not want discussed, and theres not really any way to know except by messaging IN SOME OTHER APP your friends and finding out they haven’t gotten your replies/posts since X day you got blocked by the app unknowingly. although theres no ‘don’t talk about X’ rules on the app, there’s definitely an atmosphere of ‘better to just keep convos light and shallow or else be aware u may disappear and lose contact with all these people you know.’ which is just an annoying atmophere to have... especially since regular user-to-user or app-to-people-abusing the app blocking with notifications of the user being blocked and Why, could be more transparent, and work just as well. Like for a while anything covid related got censored/blocked users at random - despite no rules about it and like 90% of users talking about it since we’re IN a pandemic. And a lot of posts about the random blocking... also got removed/users were blocked. So people just randomly dropped off the app, and surprise surprise people still kept talking about covid. It would have been more effective to just say ‘please avoid topics such as ‘covid’ or specifically ‘covid misinformation like potential medical advice’ (like if there’d been issues with people dangerously recommending to drink poison to ‘cure’) or your post will be removed and you will receive a warning/keyword reason, the second offense you will be blocked from the app.’ Like youtube is NOT great about blocking based on dangerous/inflammatory things either, but with covid it did just demonitize covid-related videos for a similar reason, then publicly stated it would potentially be deleting videos spreading dangerous false-cure information. In the best case scenario, of course china companies also are trying to keep their population safe from dangerous-fake-cures being propagated, so of course they’re trying to handle the same issue every country is dealing with regarding that right now. I just think... it could possibly be easier in some cases for them to do it more transparently, clearly. So that users talking about sensitive topics in not-banned manners understand they’re fine, and so that users know if they bring up such topics they should make clear that its their opinion and they’re NOT trying to spread cure-info if they bring it up (which would help cut down on false-cure opinions getting spread like ‘facts’.) Instead its just random people posting all kinds of things, and some dangerous posts getting blocked while others just... remain cause they aren’t noticed. And then other users not breaking the rules get flagged by algorithms and blocked randomly. Again to be fair... i think chinese companies are doing about the same level of good/bad on this as american ones right now. Youtube and twitter and facebook are all succeeding/sucking to various degrees about this too, mostly in the same ways too. It just... gets annoying to me because its just... another big chunk of the chinese firewall being frustrating. Because it doesn’t just happen with covid.
You mention religion or government or the us election or liking girls or whatever, and sometimes you/your friends account is just blocked and suddenly you lose contact with everyone and don’t even know right away. I actually like weibo better, because i feel their ‘banning’ actions are more similar to twitters - break rules and ur just blocked, users can block you/you can block users, etc. But there’s also generally clear rules, unless ur someone say the government views as larger and disliked. But for the average person weibo’s just a lot like twitter. The main issue is just it SUPER discourages/makes impossible anyone outside of mainland to use it, and of course most mainlander chinese using it will be finding it equally difficult to ever get access to sites outside of weibo - lots of people use instagram and twitter but they’re using vpns and do it on a rare/infrequent basis.
So weibo is their main thing to use... like if we were all JUST stuck on twitter as our only social media. Yes we’ve got a LOT of sucky social media outside of china, but we also can easily get to many different ones and go on ones in many countries if we wanted. In contrast, its hard for most anyone not chinese to even register for weibo, you can’t browse if you aren’t a user (so you cant even see what’s going on in the chinese internet sphere), and if you’re from the mainland then you’re equally limited to other sites within that area of access and going to find it very difficult to browse the other sites worldwide. Even though... you know... people are people everywhere. Just because people are limited in access, doesn’t mean they wouldn’t like to talk to people from different cultures and share their own perspectives and open their world up more if they could.
#rant#aghhh#i just. i value access to information and#many various perpectives n cultures#as hugely valuable and a wonderful freedom#i know i deeply appreciated meeting everyone in my city#from different places#i appreciate the perspectives i get on places so different#on their views#and on just being able to know#i can keep in contact with friends#and the firewall makes me sad#its just this. huge barrier that#doesnt necessarily need to be there
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20 Weird But Genius Products On Amazon For People Who Have Everything
We know them, we love (most of) them: the impossible-to-buy-for people in your life. Whether its the husband who has everything, or the BFF who just doesnt want a lot of clutter around, they can make gift buying feel like a search for the holy grail.
That’s why we scoured Amazon to find fifteen of the most amazingproducts notebooks that erase themselves in the microwave, to magical pens that let you draw in three dimensions that are sure to surprise, and probably please, those hard-to-buy-for friends.
We hope you love at least one of these odd and awesome products. Just an FYI: 22Words may get a share of any sale through links on this page.
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These Glasses That Aerate Wine On Contact So You Can Drink ASAP
via: Amazon
Wine lovers and design aficionados alike are singing the praises of these innovative wine glasses throughout their Amazon reviews. The built-in aerator lets you ditch the decanter and oxygenate your wine on contact so you can dig right into the delicious red nectar. Theyre not inexpensive, but for the type of people fancy enough to aerate their wine in the first place, its surely a paltry sum.
Snappy Amazon Review: Worth every penny. -Kimberly
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This Beautiful Piece of Jewelry That’s A Fitness Tracker In Disguise
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FitBits are nice and all, but some days you dont want a big rubber band around your wrist screaming Im health conscious! to everyone you pass. Thats what makes the BellaBeat Leaf Nature Health Trackersuch a refreshing innovation. Beautiful and versatile, the BellaBeat can be worn as a necklace or bracelet, and tracks your daily steps, distance traveled and calories burned.
Snappy Amazon Review: The most low maintenance fitness tracker ever made and it’s gorgeous. -Elida Omerkic
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This Tiny Gadget That Makes Your Car Smell Great
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Ditch the Febreze and get your FRiEQ on with the FRiEQ Car Air Purifier. The FRiEQ pumps three million negative ions per cubic centimeter into the air, which destroy odor causing particulates on contact, including mold, bacteria and viruses. Best of all, its powered by your cars 12V plug, so youll never run out of fresh air energy.
Snappy Amazon Review: My car certainly smells better. –Sammidee
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These Tiny Bags of Charcoal That Drink In Odor
via: Amazon
Rescue your favorite footwear from inevitable shoe-smell with these all-natural, activated charcoal Footwear Deodorizers. And theyre not just for shoes the activated charcoal actively absorbs moisture in any situation, preventing pervasive odors and bacterial growth, so you can easily deodorize stinky refrigerators, closets and basements. They make no claims about stinky husbands, children, or coworkers however.
Snappy Amazon Review: Product works as Described, sucks all smell from shoes. -Kalpesh
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This Miracle Broom That Cleans Floors, Walls, Windows and More
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Perfect for your neat-freak friends, the Evriholder FURemover Broom’swide head of 100% natural rubber bristles to grab and trap dirt, dust, lint and pet hair with ease its even got a telescoping handle for reaching the cobwebbiest of corners. Right now its one of the most popular brooms on Amazon, and with well over 2,000 positive reviews, its not hard to see why.
Snappy Amazon Review: This thing just plain works. -Nick V.
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This Portable Charcoal Grill That Somehow Runs on Batteries
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If youre not into grilling, you may not be as impressed as I am by the truly innovative Gourmia Grill. It combines the inimitable flavor of a charcoal grill with the ease of non-stick surfaces and battery-powered portability. Perfect for grilling on the patio and small enough to pack for the next tailgate, the Gourmia Grills turbo fan provides precise air control to perfectly grill dogs, burgers, steaks and more, while conserving your charcoal consumption. And that just makes sense. Dollars, and cents.
Snappy Amazon Review: Gave as gift got a hamburger and hot dog in return. -Amazon Customer
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This Indoor Garden That Grows Herbs Even I Can’t Kill
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I have a few talents in life. Horticulture is not one of them. Hence my immediate attraction to the Click & Grow Indoor Smart Herb Garden. The manufacturer boasts that growing herbs is as easy as inserting the plant capsules, filling the water tank (possible sticking point), and plugging the unit in. After that, let the automatic hydration system, low-energy LED grow light and the miracle of Mother Nature work their collective magic, and watch as the herbs of your choice spring to life. Delicious, fragrant life.
Snappy Amazon Review: I would have given 5 stars if it had come with something other than just basil. That’s the only thing I’d change. -Meghan
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This Ring Of Power That Renders Your Smartphone Undroppable
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Since I got one, theiRinghas saved my iPhone from countless potentially devastating smartphone injuries. The iRing attaches via ultra-strong adhesive to the back of your smartphone, giving you a solid, swiveling ring through which to thread a finger of your choice, or with which to prop up your phone for some bedside Netflixin. Oh, and dont forget the included plastic hook, onto which the iRing settles nicely for use in the car.
Snappy Amazon Review: I’m a klutz so I drop stuff all the time, and this really helps. -Lunatique
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This Waffle Iron That’s Shaped Like a Keyboard
via: Amazon
I dont think an explanation is needed here. It’s a Keyboard Waffle Iron. Pass the syrup.
Snappy Amazon Review: Yesterday I did nothing because my keyboard was a waffle the whole time. -Leedlej
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This Bottle Opener That Also Holds Your Child’s Fine Art
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There are few things more irritating than trying to track down a bottle opener when youre hankering for a cold one. Thats why no one will complain when you gift them this impossible-to-lose Master Magnetics Bottle Opener. Strong magnets keep it adhered to the beer cooler (aka, refrigerator), where it can amass an ever-growing collection of child artwork, or a collection of bottle caps so large it might force you to reevaluate your life choices.
Snappy Amazon Review: The magnets are really strong. -Edward
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These Magical Drops That Change The Way You Taste Food
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MBerry Drops contain extracts from the so-called miracle fruit a mysterious berry that causes some pretty serious shifts in your taste perception. Dissolve one of these ten tablets on your tongue, and everything changes. Lemons taste like lemonade. Vinegar tastes like apple juice. Cheese tastes like frosting. You suddenly achieve the body of your dreams. Okay, were lying about that last part, but we swear these drops are the real, and somewhat freaky, deal.
Snappy Amazon Review: Yes they work. -Heart Dad
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This Notebook That Erases Itself In The Microwave
via: Amazon
While the surveillance utility of microwave ovens has been debunked, the ability of microwaves to completely clear the Rocketbook Wave Smart Notebook of your top-secret doodles or late-night confessions is fully bunked. Seriously, this notebook erases itself in the microwave. And it even comes with a Rocketbook app which scans your work in hi-def before obliteration.
Snappy Amazon Review: I love this notebook. -ecaminos
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This All Natural Deodorant That’s Worth Buying For The Name Alone
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Say it three times fast: Primal Pit Paste Deodorant. PPPD is an all-natural solution to body odor, featuring a 100% aluminum-free mixture of shea butter, arrowroot powder and baking soda for an odor fighting and soothing solution. But lets be honest, youre just buying this to give your friend something called Primal Pit Paste.
Snappy Amazon Review: 4 months later I am still using nothing but Primal Pit Paste! -Jen
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This Pen That Lets You Sculpt Your Own New Reality Where You Made Better Choices
via: Amazon
For those of us that struggle to draw even the simplest of 3d figures, the 3Doodler Create 3D Pen is a mind-blowing game changer, allowing even the most challenged of artists to realize their visions in 3D plastic reality. Like normal 3D printers, the 3Doodler extrudes melted plastic, which dries almost instantly as you bring your vision to life whether that be a scale model of the Eiffel Tower, or a drooping mess of an attempt at a human head. Theres certainly a learning curve with the 3Doodler, but the potential for awesomeness cant be denied.
Snappy Amazon Review: My son loves this! -Dawn
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These Platypi That Infuse Your Tea With Too Much Adorability
via: Amazon
To be fair, theres a veritable menagerie of adorable animal-shaped tea infusers on Amazon. Seriously. Manatees, sloths, baby dinosaurs. But when it comes to a combination of cute and unique, nothing rivals a platypus. Especially platypus tea infusers. Especially when theyre called Mr. & Mrs. PlaTEApus. Come on. Just take my money already. These silicone platypi prop themselves on the edge of your tea cup and slowly infuse your favorite loose-leaf tea through tiny holes in their adorable bellies. And they come in their own gift box. I cant take it.
Snappy Amazon Review: So cute! Easy to fill and clean. So adorable! -Amazon Customer
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This Small Plastic Stone That Fills The Room With Aromatic Humidity
via: Amazon
This small but mighty Deneve Essential Oil Diffuser and Humidifier can fill a space of up to 250 square feet with delightfully scented mist, while also putting on an ever-changing light show. Its the easy way to throw the most soothing of at-home raves.
Snappy Amazon Review: It is great. It is important to wipe it out between uses. -Torsten
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This Showerhead and Speaker That Will Change The Way You Bathe
via: Amazon
Your bathroom karaoke game just got way more serious. Kohlers MoxieShowerhead and Wireless Speaker combines a sixty-nozzle shower head with a removable, rechargeable bluetooth speaker, allowing you to stream all of your top tunes while you steam your way to relaxation. And when the speakers lithium ion battery runs low, just pop it from its magnetic hold in the shower head and plug it into the included USB cable for a quick charge. You’ll be up and showering-singing again in no time.
Snappy Amazon Review: The only thing better than a shower beer is having a shower beer while safely gyrating to jams in the shower. -Jonathon
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The Toilet Stool That’ll Change The Way You…Go
via: Amazon
Okay, so since it exploded on Shark Tank, the Squatty Potty hasnt exactly been an unknown quantity. But that doesnt make it any less bizarre (or useful!) of a gift. The manufacturer recommends that beginning squatters start with the 7-inch Squatty, though those limber of leg and/or well-practiced in the art of squatting can venture up to the 9-inch SP. With sales in the millions and celebrities like Howard Stern touting the effectiveness of the simple bathroom stool, its safe to say the Squatty Potty isnt a passing phase its a movement.
Snappy Amazon Review: Oh Squatty Potty, You fill me with endless joy, Yet leave me empty. -Wm.
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The Clear Film That Turns Any Surface Into a Dry Erase Board
via: Amazon
Synergy. Leverage. Ideation. These corporate buzzwords arent just limited to conference rooms anymore. With the Think Premium Board Medium, you can have the power of the white board anywhere you please! But seriously, this 2-foot by 3-foot clear sheet adheres to almost any surface, so you can doodle, plan, outline and scheme to your hearts dry-erase delight.
Snappy Amazon Review: OMG, I absolutely love this. Just like you, i’ve been looking for a white board for productivity, goals, action steps, you name it! -Georgetowns Marketplace
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These Magical Tooth Wipes That Hide The Fact That You’ve Been Day Drinking
via: Amazon
No longer must you choose between red wine and a white smile. These Wine Wipes pack just enough hydrogen peroxide to wipe stains away from your pearly whites, without interfering with the delicious flavor.
Snappy Amazon Review: This stuff works perfectly. -b-ran
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20 Weird But Genius Products On Amazon For People Who Have Everything
We know them, we love (most of) them: the impossible-to-buy-for people in your life. Whether its the husband who has everything, or the BFF who just doesnt want a lot of clutter around, they can make gift buying feel like a search for the holy grail.
That’s why we scoured Amazon to find fifteen of the most amazingproducts notebooks that erase themselves in the microwave, to magical pens that let you draw in three dimensions that are sure to surprise, and probably please, those hard-to-buy-for friends.
We hope you love at least one of these odd and awesome products. Just an FYI: 22Words may get a share of any sale through links on this page.
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These Glasses That Aerate Wine On Contact So You Can Drink ASAP
via: Amazon
Wine lovers and design aficionados alike are singing the praises of these innovative wine glasses throughout their Amazon reviews. The built-in aerator lets you ditch the decanter and oxygenate your wine on contact so you can dig right into the delicious red nectar. Theyre not inexpensive, but for the type of people fancy enough to aerate their wine in the first place, its surely a paltry sum.
Snappy Amazon Review: Worth every penny. -Kimberly
2
This Beautiful Piece of Jewelry That’s A Fitness Tracker In Disguise
via: Amazon
FitBits are nice and all, but some days you dont want a big rubber band around your wrist screaming Im health conscious! to everyone you pass. Thats what makes the BellaBeat Leaf Nature Health Trackersuch a refreshing innovation. Beautiful and versatile, the BellaBeat can be worn as a necklace or bracelet, and tracks your daily steps, distance traveled and calories burned.
Snappy Amazon Review: The most low maintenance fitness tracker ever made and it’s gorgeous. -Elida Omerkic
3
This Tiny Gadget That Makes Your Car Smell Great
via: Amazon
Ditch the Febreze and get your FRiEQ on with the FRiEQ Car Air Purifier. The FRiEQ pumps three million negative ions per cubic centimeter into the air, which destroy odor causing particulates on contact, including mold, bacteria and viruses. Best of all, its powered by your cars 12V plug, so youll never run out of fresh air energy.
Snappy Amazon Review: My car certainly smells better. –Sammidee
4
These Tiny Bags of Charcoal That Drink In Odor
via: Amazon
Rescue your favorite footwear from inevitable shoe-smell with these all-natural, activated charcoal Footwear Deodorizers. And theyre not just for shoes the activated charcoal actively absorbs moisture in any situation, preventing pervasive odors and bacterial growth, so you can easily deodorize stinky refrigerators, closets and basements. They make no claims about stinky husbands, children, or coworkers however.
Snappy Amazon Review: Product works as Described, sucks all smell from shoes. -Kalpesh
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This Miracle Broom That Cleans Floors, Walls, Windows and More
via: Amazon
Perfect for your neat-freak friends, the Evriholder FURemover Broom’swide head of 100% natural rubber bristles to grab and trap dirt, dust, lint and pet hair with ease its even got a telescoping handle for reaching the cobwebbiest of corners. Right now its one of the most popular brooms on Amazon, and with well over 2,000 positive reviews, its not hard to see why.
Snappy Amazon Review: This thing just plain works. -Nick V.
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This Portable Charcoal Grill That Somehow Runs on Batteries
via: Amazon
If youre not into grilling, you may not be as impressed as I am by the truly innovative Gourmia Grill. It combines the inimitable flavor of a charcoal grill with the ease of non-stick surfaces and battery-powered portability. Perfect for grilling on the patio and small enough to pack for the next tailgate, the Gourmia Grills turbo fan provides precise air control to perfectly grill dogs, burgers, steaks and more, while conserving your charcoal consumption. And that just makes sense. Dollars, and cents.
Snappy Amazon Review: Gave as gift got a hamburger and hot dog in return. -Amazon Customer
7
This Indoor Garden That Grows Herbs Even I Can’t Kill
via: Amazon
I have a few talents in life. Horticulture is not one of them. Hence my immediate attraction to the Click & Grow Indoor Smart Herb Garden. The manufacturer boasts that growing herbs is as easy as inserting the plant capsules, filling the water tank (possible sticking point), and plugging the unit in. After that, let the automatic hydration system, low-energy LED grow light and the miracle of Mother Nature work their collective magic, and watch as the herbs of your choice spring to life. Delicious, fragrant life.
Snappy Amazon Review: I would have given 5 stars if it had come with something other than just basil. That’s the only thing I’d change. -Meghan
8
This Ring Of Power That Renders Your Smartphone Undroppable
via: Amazon
Since I got one, theiRinghas saved my iPhone from countless potentially devastating smartphone injuries. The iRing attaches via ultra-strong adhesive to the back of your smartphone, giving you a solid, swiveling ring through which to thread a finger of your choice, or with which to prop up your phone for some bedside Netflixin. Oh, and dont forget the included plastic hook, onto which the iRing settles nicely for use in the car.
Snappy Amazon Review: I’m a klutz so I drop stuff all the time, and this really helps. -Lunatique
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This Waffle Iron That’s Shaped Like a Keyboard
via: Amazon
I dont think an explanation is needed here. It’s a Keyboard Waffle Iron. Pass the syrup.
Snappy Amazon Review: Yesterday I did nothing because my keyboard was a waffle the whole time. -Leedlej
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This Bottle Opener That Also Holds Your Child’s Fine Art
via: Amazon
There are few things more irritating than trying to track down a bottle opener when youre hankering for a cold one. Thats why no one will complain when you gift them this impossible-to-lose Master Magnetics Bottle Opener. Strong magnets keep it adhered to the beer cooler (aka, refrigerator), where it can amass an ever-growing collection of child artwork, or a collection of bottle caps so large it might force you to reevaluate your life choices.
Snappy Amazon Review: The magnets are really strong. -Edward
11
These Magical Drops That Change The Way You Taste Food
via: Amazon
MBerry Drops contain extracts from the so-called miracle fruit a mysterious berry that causes some pretty serious shifts in your taste perception. Dissolve one of these ten tablets on your tongue, and everything changes. Lemons taste like lemonade. Vinegar tastes like apple juice. Cheese tastes like frosting. You suddenly achieve the body of your dreams. Okay, were lying about that last part, but we swear these drops are the real, and somewhat freaky, deal.
Snappy Amazon Review: Yes they work. -Heart Dad
12
This Notebook That Erases Itself In The Microwave
via: Amazon
While the surveillance utility of microwave ovens has been debunked, the ability of microwaves to completely clear the Rocketbook Wave Smart Notebook of your top-secret doodles or late-night confessions is fully bunked. Seriously, this notebook erases itself in the microwave. And it even comes with a Rocketbook app which scans your work in hi-def before obliteration.
Snappy Amazon Review: I love this notebook. -ecaminos
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13
This All Natural Deodorant That’s Worth Buying For The Name Alone
via: Amazon
Say it three times fast: Primal Pit Paste Deodorant. PPPD is an all-natural solution to body odor, featuring a 100% aluminum-free mixture of shea butter, arrowroot powder and baking soda for an odor fighting and soothing solution. But lets be honest, youre just buying this to give your friend something called Primal Pit Paste.
Snappy Amazon Review: 4 months later I am still using nothing but Primal Pit Paste! -Jen
14
This Pen That Lets You Sculpt Your Own New Reality Where You Made Better Choices
via: Amazon
For those of us that struggle to draw even the simplest of 3d figures, the 3Doodler Create 3D Pen is a mind-blowing game changer, allowing even the most challenged of artists to realize their visions in 3D plastic reality. Like normal 3D printers, the 3Doodler extrudes melted plastic, which dries almost instantly as you bring your vision to life whether that be a scale model of the Eiffel Tower, or a drooping mess of an attempt at a human head. Theres certainly a learning curve with the 3Doodler, but the potential for awesomeness cant be denied.
Snappy Amazon Review: My son loves this! -Dawn
15
These Platypi That Infuse Your Tea With Too Much Adorability
via: Amazon
To be fair, theres a veritable menagerie of adorable animal-shaped tea infusers on Amazon. Seriously. Manatees, sloths, baby dinosaurs. But when it comes to a combination of cute and unique, nothing rivals a platypus. Especially platypus tea infusers. Especially when theyre called Mr. & Mrs. PlaTEApus. Come on. Just take my money already. These silicone platypi prop themselves on the edge of your tea cup and slowly infuse your favorite loose-leaf tea through tiny holes in their adorable bellies. And they come in their own gift box. I cant take it.
Snappy Amazon Review: So cute! Easy to fill and clean. So adorable! -Amazon Customer
16
This Small Plastic Stone That Fills The Room With Aromatic Humidity
via: Amazon
This small but mighty Deneve Essential Oil Diffuser and Humidifier can fill a space of up to 250 square feet with delightfully scented mist, while also putting on an ever-changing light show. Its the easy way to throw the most soothing of at-home raves.
Snappy Amazon Review: It is great. It is important to wipe it out between uses. -Torsten
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17
This Showerhead and Speaker That Will Change The Way You Bathe
via: Amazon
Your bathroom karaoke game just got way more serious. Kohlers MoxieShowerhead and Wireless Speaker combines a sixty-nozzle shower head with a removable, rechargeable bluetooth speaker, allowing you to stream all of your top tunes while you steam your way to relaxation. And when the speakers lithium ion battery runs low, just pop it from its magnetic hold in the shower head and plug it into the included USB cable for a quick charge. You’ll be up and showering-singing again in no time.
Snappy Amazon Review: The only thing better than a shower beer is having a shower beer while safely gyrating to jams in the shower. -Jonathon
18
The Toilet Stool That’ll Change The Way You…Go
via: Amazon
Okay, so since it exploded on Shark Tank, the Squatty Potty hasnt exactly been an unknown quantity. But that doesnt make it any less bizarre (or useful!) of a gift. The manufacturer recommends that beginning squatters start with the 7-inch Squatty, though those limber of leg and/or well-practiced in the art of squatting can venture up to the 9-inch SP. With sales in the millions and celebrities like Howard Stern touting the effectiveness of the simple bathroom stool, its safe to say the Squatty Potty isnt a passing phase its a movement.
Snappy Amazon Review: Oh Squatty Potty, You fill me with endless joy, Yet leave me empty. -Wm.
19
The Clear Film That Turns Any Surface Into a Dry Erase Board
via: Amazon
Synergy. Leverage. Ideation. These corporate buzzwords arent just limited to conference rooms anymore. With the Think Premium Board Medium, you can have the power of the white board anywhere you please! But seriously, this 2-foot by 3-foot clear sheet adheres to almost any surface, so you can doodle, plan, outline and scheme to your hearts dry-erase delight.
Snappy Amazon Review: OMG, I absolutely love this. Just like you, i’ve been looking for a white board for productivity, goals, action steps, you name it! -Georgetowns Marketplace
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These Magical Tooth Wipes That Hide The Fact That You’ve Been Day Drinking
via: Amazon
No longer must you choose between red wine and a white smile. These Wine Wipes pack just enough hydrogen peroxide to wipe stains away from your pearly whites, without interfering with the delicious flavor.
Snappy Amazon Review: This stuff works perfectly. -b-ran
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